vada State Journal. part of which, curiously enough, Ihey! "We shall this day light such a candle, RIVAL JUNGLE KINSS T. In Ihin'klng that living in the future returned in a mysterious manner a by God's grace, in England as, I trust, Recently Mrs. N. E. Wilson of Reno means living off the future. There few months afterward.—Paris Cable' went to Washington to visit her sisterin-law. shall never be put out."—Pittsburgh is as much difference between hoping to the London Chronicle. This sister-in-law, a short Gazette-Times. for tomorrow and borrowing from tomorrow time before, had been given one ol ROAR OF ANDES MONKEYS LIKE as there is between raising a these fairy crosses. While she had it TO CUT ADULT DEATH RATE'STORY TELLING AS AN ART THAT OF LIONS. crop and mortgaging the farm. she fell downstairs and broke her arm She gave the talisman'to Mrs. Wilson, Expectation of Life for Man of Forty BEGINNING OF OUR NAVY London Woman Revives Customs of who brought it to Reno. Mrs. Wilson Is Year Shorter Than It Was to Ancient Days When Tales Were Veteran Traveler Declares Sound had been home only a few days when Decade Ago. Told for Dramatic Interest. ^*'1 Be the Most Trying on the Nerves Camden Yards on the Delaware the she fell and broke her arm. More recently That He Ever Had io Original Birthplace of Warships her son, Whitman, had an arm The ^statement made in a recent bulr Story telling j£ it was in ancient Experience. and Merchantmen. broken in a football game in Carson letin of the New York board of health days whP£ history and knightly adventure, City. by Dr. Charles P. Boffiuan that the ex-' touched with the supernatural, Sale of the big shipyard at Camden The most striking sound in the Mrs. Wilson now has a fairy talisman pectation of life for a man of lorty were the,, inspiration of bards and centers^ all eyes again upon the Delaware American tropics is the roaring of the which she is willing to give tc was actually at least a year shorter! minstrels, and when tales were told as the birthplace of American so-called howling monkeys. The sound anyone who desires it. than it was ten years ago, receives( chiefly for their dramatic interest, is navies and merchant marine. is a deep-voiced, businesslike bellowing, confirmation from Australia in the re^i It was in this city that Joshua Humphreys, the art of Miss Marie L. Shedlock of at least a hundred times more Curious American Custom. port of a commission appointed to in-, born out at Haverford, designed London. thunderous and terrible than you would I do not know that Viscount Kaneko quire into the causes of death and invalidity. and built the original warship think it possible for a creature that "Stories should be told to children can be reckoned among the great men for independent America. That work Is only a little larger than a big tomcat, 9d grown-ups alike for tho dramatic of Japan, but he is certainly one of her The Lancet (London) quotes this was done in the Continental shipyard, to make. interest of them, just as they were most interesting sons. He has been commission's report as saying that the| COME TO THE this city, at the very outset of the I had heard'the animals in the distance told 2,000 years ago and are still told prominent, among governmental and principal risk of middle age is in high! Si Paul Outdoor Sports revolution. a number of times, but it was on the street corners," says Miss Shedlock. legislative circles, but he is unpopular blood^tension. The principal causes of This constructor of our first navy at Rio Frio on the Cauca river, where "The beauty and dramatic interest in some quarters because of his proAmericanism. this are found in overstrain and in Carnival was ordered to build and equip a fleet our little sternwheeler was taking of the story itself should be set No one in Japan understands chronic poisoning of the blood by foods' of war vessels, and they sailed in 1776. wood, that I first* got close to them "in forth simply, not with eloquence or Amreica and Americans better, and drinks, and from the bowels and January 27 to February 3 Years later, when Washington was action." As I left the boat for a short imposing theatrics. Pointing obvious says the Christian Herald, and, as the throat. president, congress ordered the construction walk in the virgin bottom forest I morals to children is of little avail in National Ski Tournament he says, he has given 17 years of Ms The Lancet says the recommendations of America's first real navy. heard howlers a little distance in. I teaching them. What impresses them life to explaining American ways to of the New York and the Australian January 29th and 30th Joshua Humphreys was again commissioned knew that they were small animals most is telling them stories of heroes the Japanese. bodies are somewhat vague, to design these warships, (our biggest male weighed 17 pounds) The greatest Professional and or figures they may admire and allowing No wonder that he understands but it welcomes a campaign against Amateur Jumpers of the and it was then that "Old Ironsides" and could do me no harm. Yet I confess them to make the comparison between America, for he was educated in the avoidable adult mortality which it World will participate. officially the Constitution—the President, that I had to exert a greater control themselves and the characters Rice Grammar school of Boston, in the says, "need not becoine an opportunity 50,000 Costumed Carnivallers the United States, the Constitution of mind over matter than I have —then will they really be taught the Boston Latin school and Harvard college for the exhibition of rampant faddiness, in Parades and Pageants. and the Congress were designed. elsewhere ever been called upon to best sort of actions." and Mount Desert and Cape Ann Speed and Fancy Skating, though risk lies in this direc* When Humphreys was a very old show, in order to overcome my instinctive Ten Rinks, Big Curling Bonspiel, are as familiar to him as to any New tion." man somebody gave him a can made desire to be somewhere else. 8 Mammoth Toboggan Englander. He was in college with Emblem That Is Historic. from wood taken from "Old Ironsides," Slides. Although I was certain that I was Colonel Roosevelt and knows him well. Of historical interest is the emblem Palace Furnished Food. The Biggest Event the Northwest and the octogenarian constructor then perfectly safe, it took all my nerve that "I have camped out with American found on every prescription written by At a harvest festival held at Bishop, has ever known. told how he had designed our first navy first time to move up under the tree boys," he said, "and lived with them a physician, consisting of the letter Cal,, the principal attraction was a Bring your family and friends "under the administration of the ever* whence came that courage-killing, menacing in their homes. In every home they with a thin line across the tail at an and have the time of your great palace built of alfalfa. The city memorable Washington." bellow. There were only four had family prayers, and at first when acute angle. According to historians lives. of Bishop is located in a hay-growing But one dreadnaught such as built of them—an old male, a female and they kneeled down I didn't know what it had its origin in the ancient custom "MAKE IT A HOTTER ONE" center, so there was ample material in the Camden yard just sold could two half-grown young probably a family. to do, but I soon learned." of allowing the stars to dominate everyday with which to rear the unique structure. sink Humphreys' entire fleet with aa Yet the terrible noise that issued incidents of life. The thus Baled alfalfa—more than one much ease and immunity from injurs —principally from the bearded and Its Weapons. marked is said" to have been the emblem thousand tons of it—was used, and a to itself as a lion could crush a rab« swollen throat of the old male—seemed MENTAL HABITS OF DEBT "I see where war has been declared used by the ancients to designate number of lwen were employed for several bit.—Girard in Philadelphia Ledger. really to make the atmosphere quake. upon the egg cornering." the supremacy of the planet Jupiter. weeks on the job. As I stood below he would rush down considerable "Then I suppose there will be Therefore it seems probable that 6ummary of the Illusions That Are The palace was designed to be an More Buddha Bones Discovered. toward me, bellowing outrageously, and shelling," some chemist of ancient days gave a Often Employed by the Spendthrift. exhibit hall. It was 90 feet wide and The excavations now being carried I thought it took some fortitude at first prescription or a recipe to sdtete patient 170 feet long, beautifully proportioned, on by the archaeological survey in to stand by until he retreated agaia He Baggedabigone. and wrote upon it the emblenof with an imposing entrance and walls India among the miles of ruins in the The noise, as I analyzed it at the time, A few days ago four firemen from the planet then in the ascendancy, These are mental habits of debt, turreted all the way around. At night was Rawalpindi district, famous, in the a deep, throaty, bass roar, with No. 11, East Washington street, Indianapolis, which happened to be Jupiter. This William H. Hamby says in the Saturday it was outlined with hundreds of electric time of Buddha as the principal uni something of the quality of grunting went to Columbus, and then emblem has come down to the present Evening Post. lights, making a picture more pigs, or the barking bellow of a bull versity town in India, have resulted motored west of there, to hunt. They time and is always used. In a more charming than it presented by day. It 1. An overestimate of income. In in the. discovery of a casket containing alligator, or an ostrich. Accompanying gave their names as Rossmeyer, Fehrenbach, modern sense it stands for a recipe, oi mild cases this consists in counting the was built around and under towering that sound was a weird, crooning bones with an inscription indicating Rudy and Slater. Rudy's father an order or instruction to take something. Lombardy poplars and other trees and maximum. If a man is working at $3 sort of wail, probably the contribution that they are those of Gautama himself, lives west of Columbus, and they Literally construed, it meahs^ a day, he multiplies 26 working days was open to the sky, but so arranged of the female or the young, or both. says a bulletin of the Japan so« "take" or "take thou." were going to hunt on his land. The In the month by three, without any allowance that all exhibits which required shade ciety. The noise was fully as loud as the party had just arrived when Slater were protected. for sickness, accident, bad full-throated roaring of lions, and that This is the fourth find of the kind. started to scout around the barnyard. Who the Grandmother Was. weather or nonemployment. If he is it has marvelous carrying power was The first was upon the borders of Nepal Suddenly he came back at a gallop, I called the other day to see a Journey Was Over. in business he counts the next month frequently attested when we heard many years ago, the second near much as if he were going to a third wounded officer who is under treatment The little son of a prominent railway on a par with his best month in the it from the far side of some of the Peshawar in 1909, and the third later. alarm fire. He was sounding his sir. at a hospital in Hampshire. The mat* was playing with the drawing-room past if in a profession he figures great Andean valleys as we wound our The fact that these relics have oeen ren, and all the tenants of the barnlot hospital is a wing of a mansion built chairs one afternoon when the largest possible number of clients. tortuous way across the Central Cordillera.—Louis found in widely separated localities got out of the way. on a hilltop, and the approaches to it his father entered, accompanied by a In the more exaggerated type of debt Agassiz Fuertes, in supports the accepted story that after "Gimme a gun, quick!" he commanded. are slopes covered with chestnuts and man whom the child had never particularly mind he expects unexpected good luck Bird Lore. the cremation of Buddha the bones "I just saw the biggest rabbit I fancied. beeches and pines. Standing at a window to add to his regular income. ever saw in my life." He grabbed the were distributed among his disciples of one of the wards, I became interested As the visitor took a chair the boy 2. An underestimate of expenses. fALISMAN BRINGS BAD LUCK and carried by them to a number of gun, hurried away, and in a moment or in a happening in the dryre remonstrated, "I beg your pardon, sir, A tendency to think, of the debts separately—and distant places. two the others heard a report. Here nt this is a train of cars." below. "Anything doing there?"/ th«^ to count them as extraordinary cattle Slater, lugging an unusually Tiny Stone Cross Is Blamed for Having officer asked. "Only a nurse pushing "Very well, my lad," was the answer, emergencies that won't happen large animal of some sort. Armor for Soldiers. Caused Three Broken "I'll be a passenger." an invalid chair up the slope," I answered. hext month. "Gosh a'mighty!" exclaimed Rudy's In many instances the evolution of Arms. "She seemed to find it heavy But the youngster didn't want the 3. Thinking that if you can afford a father, "if he ain't shot my Belgian modern ihilitary uniforms and arms work, but an old lady is now helping grown-up for a passenger, so he said, thing that costs $20 you can afford a Once upon a time, long before Coiumbus hare, that I wouldn't have taken $100 has been marked by a return to types her to push, and they are coming up "Where do you wish to get off?" better quality that costs only $5 more fori" discovered America and realism of ancient and medieval days. Perhaps nicely. The invalid's grandmother, "Cincinnati." —the elasticity of optimism. And it is said that Slater did not enjoy had supplanted idealism, fairies the steel helmet is the most perhaps?" The officer came to the "All right," said the boy, "this is 4. Considering what we want as absolute a bit of his outing after that.—Indianapolis were wont to dance on the greensward striking example of this tendency. Cincinnati." window. "Grandmother?" he exclaimeci necessities that must be supplied News. of the sylvan dales of Kentucky. The Now a London firm has patented and softly. "That's not his grandmother. at once but what our creditors queen of the fairies held court there is manufacturing a steel-lined officer's That's the 'dear lady who runs this Rather Strenuous.. want as luxuries to be looked after in nnd with her brilliant retinue she daily Girls Play Hockey. jacket which suggests the old coats of show—the Empress Eugenie."—Manchester "That new neighbor of mine told an 60 or 90 days—or when we get around watched her happy subjects dancing The fair sex has taken up the game mail, though in outward appearance Guardian. acquaintance that I was a jabbering to it. to the piping birds, exuberantly happy it resembles ,an ordinary close-fitting of hockey in earnest in New York and idiot," said Meeker, "so I started out 5. Thinking more about-what we owe and care free. coat. It is claimed that the jacket a girls' league has been formed in to make him eat his words." Will Lessen Paper Shortage. our station in life than what we owe So they danced until one Fridaj will resist a ,45-caliber revolver Dullet the metropolis. A call was. sent out "Good for you," said Naggsby. The scarcity of white paper materia] our tradesmen. It is easy for the debtmaking when they received word that Christ at 20 yards.—Popular Mechanics not long ago to those who wished to And did you succeed?" is causing the most rigid investigation mind to convince itself that Magazine. had been crucified on Calvary. At once play the game and 300 responded. "No," replied Meeker, in tones redolent into the use of spruce woed for purposes good clothes, a fine variety of good the merriment, ceased and queen and Hockey has long been recognized as with sadness. "He proved to be for which some other material conveniences and a nice home are the retinue and fairies high and low threw one of the most dangerous of the The Anti Scored, one of those strenuous chaps who might serve. The United States forest wisest sort of investments—even off a themselves upon the grass and wept. En route to Florida one winter, strenuous sports and only the hardiest would rather fight than eat." products laboratory at Madison. the other fellow's money. Wherever a tear fell a fairy lucky young suffragette seated nerself id of men care to take the risks involved. Wis., has lately been experimenting ic 6. A feeling—when not pushed by stone sprang up, taking the form of a the observation car between two aged There is always the danger Friendly Criticism. using cottonwood as a substitute for creditors—that debt is rather a trivial "antis," saying as she did so: cross. of having your cheek laid open by. a Criticus—I say, old chap, what was spruce, poplar and ash for making butter matter. "Oh, everybody runs accounts. "A rose between two thorns." In years after these stones were slash from a hockey stick or your your idea of painting that picture of a boxes. Cottonwood, when green, They know I'm good for it. Why But one of tha antis, a crusty old carried by the people of Kentucky and teeth removed by a swift flying puck fried egg in a hayloft? gives off an odor which, it was believed, worry?" An impression that it is codger with grr.y whiskers, retorted: other places as preventives of evil and or shins barked, not to mention the Artist—Why, you idiot, that picture would be absorbed by the butter. much better to be generous and jolly "No, no, young lady—you thousand and one different kinds of of accidents. Some of them are so a represents a summer sunset in the Tests have been made of boxes than prompt and Just, __ tongue sandwich." carried today. There is one in Reno, falls that are always imminent, when Eocky mountains. constructed of thoroughly seasoned a sheet of slippery ice is your only but its charm is gone, says the Ne* Criticus—Well, I don't think much cottonwood. Butter packed in their support. of the sunset, but the mountains* are was set away for a week and at the But the girls do not sees) to mind certainly the rockiest ever. end of that time professional butter the dangers involved. Those making graders decided that the butter contained up the different teams in the league Let Them Go to It no trace of foreign flavor. The have become quite proficient in the Visitor in Courtroom—What is thia use of cottonwood for food packing game and many exciting matches are lawsuit about? will release millions of pounds of wooc played by them. Now they are ready Stranger—The creditors of George for paper making each year. Puller to meet the best of the girl teams of Bump, bankrupt, are suing .his trustee Canada, where Jfoey have been playing in bankruptcy. His Occupation Gone. the game for a long time. Visitor in Courtroom—Are you interested Beggar—I 'ate to ask yer for char* One Man Horse Power in the case? ty, sir, but it's them motors wot 'ave Stranger—Not in the slightest. I'm SMART CLOTHES FOOL COPS mined my perfeshun. Oeotire Bumn.—Life- Old Gentleman (who hates motors The most complete Hoe of .bad clearing machines in the —Oh, indeed, and how have the motors ren oh Police Allow a Modern "Raffles" 'GOOD FELLOWS" OF HISTORY world. No matter how difficult yoUr stump problem may be, A money iffected you, my man? The KMa Stump to Walk Calmly Past there is a Kirstin to solve it. Id* back bond. Fuller has paid Horse Power Pullers, many models, for the deeply imbedded Beggar—Well, yer see, sir, I used to Them. my 60 acres that tie A 15-year roots of all kinds and sues, and the trip fields of many They Are of Both Sexes and Have old the 'osses 'eads outside the Spotted aow worth |100 aa stumps: Marhim* that clear your land rapidly and economically—that guarantee Saved World From Being an Utter acre. will pull anything they tackle. Dragon afore them motor buses was g&ng of young criminals, with a a in —W. T. T. TOMLIN TOMLIN Failure, Says Writer. IS One Man Stump Pullers get the Mnest stumps, too. One started.—London Punch. A nois City, Ul. breakage. Hindis City, Ul. more than fifty burglaries to their man can carry, set and work them with ease. Horses unnecessary warranted charge, is now being tried. Their misdeed? come in two types, drum and dutch. Good fellows are not limited to one saving of Horse Power machines equipped with the new triple ^xnwer My Kirstin ha* pull extended over a period of two sex. Not by any means. This would from 10% to device which greatly increases the pullin* power, without ed over 500 stumps, years, and one of their victims was LEAGUE OF PEACE NOT strain on man, norse or machine. One .Man Pullers equipped, some oi them with 50% over be a sorry world if they were. In fact, with double leverage which gives an ordinary farm boy a tap-root* 7 It down the present minister of the interior, all other they may be found anywhere, and giant's power. The automatic take-up,-* great time-saver, is APPROVED BY ROOSEVELT into granite. Itsure A M. Malvey. methods. .on all machines, one man power and horse power. caaputL everywhere, for wherever you hear a profit eharing The burglars are of good families, —CS.McMIl.UN Send Today for Our New Free Book— cheerful, heartsome song there you will Believes Plan Is Backed by Selfish Mo»tives Tollock. Idaho plan. and they made a feature of always "ThmCoU in Your Stamp Land" find a good fellow, as surely as there in Both London "operating" in the most scientific manner, is a partridge where "bob white" is. It gives valuable information en aD kind* of land clearing. It tdb all and Berlin. with Implements perfected in accordance The good fellows have saved the with the latest thing in bur* world from proving an utter failure, New York, Jan. 2.—"Germany Is obviously To (list buyers fa every locality we offar a apeeial opportunity to join glarious art, and they were always ing Jnat a willingness to show your Kirstin to your neighbors. Don't and whatever there is that is worth anxious to end the war, so long: faultlessly dressed in smart man larcttt having is due to the(r good offices, and HsiaSt, Escaaala.MkL A. J. KIRSTIN COMPANY as it can be ended to her advantage: about-town style. whatsoever of greatness this old world and it seems likely that with this eno On one occasion, when surprised may achieve in ages to come it will In view she will encourage and praise, while at work in a flat, the member owe to the good fellows who belong to her dupes on this side of the water in The Bnfia MstM of the gang charged with the operation, the ages. fdi rid sf stave the movement for a League to Enforce after pdfas. Gets escaped to the roof, crawled Your really good fellow is not & rmirut Peace. England seems likely to take flaw. from there into another flat, sending goody-goody chap, too pretty to mingle the same position perhaps from similar a woman who was dressing there into with the throng, and to fine for everyday reasons more likely for reasons ntta a faint by his sudden appearance, and use. Not he. Being neither sugar fiSS of home politics, in order to placate or a then calmly descended the staircase, St., Eseaaabe, nor salt, he will stand a deal of rain fool the English pacifists. Both Berlin Kickiiu slowly walking past half a dozen waiting and storm, and with courage strong he and London will act In their own Send me frae eopvof "The Gold policemen who did not dream of Your Stun* is ever ready for any fray in which interests." in .suspecting that this well-dressed man the right is assailed. To him death is Theodore Rooeevelt in an article inthe Kintin •was the burglar whom they had been a secondary matter when to live would Metropolitan magazine makes this ftaaML. sent to catch. be to play the coward. assertion to illustrate his viewpoint v. From the -house of M. Malvey the "Be of good comfort, Master Rid And his conception of the movement ley," Latimer cried as the flames to organize an international peace enforcement gang succeeded in making with a ,0.1 off large a crackled around him. "Play the man! league. quantity of valuable silver,