iimwmbb mmit -7 INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS j'ooty to Tape "an open mind.' says ing. Drink a glass of .water upon I E S A N S Wudthrow. arising. Eat' sparingly but eat I S I N E W S "'Stop the music and lave me off.* We positively give more valuable illustrated plenty of roughness," that is, information relative to Hides 683^:H88S8888888S8CK8S8SS says Garrison. 'Are ye crazy or am INTERNATIONAL FALLS and Furs than any other house in the lettuce, greens, cabbage, bran, I?' Garrison moans, layin' on his back (Continued from page five.) world. We pay Highest Cash Prices* for etc. nn' gazin' wildly at th' sky. 'God bless HIDES, PUBS, PEIiTS, Etc., and make E S S prompt returns for each shipment. We ye.' says Wudthrow. Tve a near-real For depression, take several from Miss Anderson last Thursday. sell Trapper's Supplies very cheap. raygrit at losin' you.' he says. And as glasses of Hiball's Pure Malt Write for circular. Shipping Tags, Illustrated Garrison beats it to Jarsey the MerryGo-Round Trap-Book, Catalogue, Etc.,— vvniskey during the day. Empty plays a side step. its Free. them into the cuspidor, after The sixth and seventh grades NORTHWESTERN HIDE & FUR CO. "'F'what iv the Navy?'* says Kitchin. Established X890. Minneapolis, which drink plenty of spring 'It shud be "thruly adequate ivrywhere." are having geography together. says the Great klaylist, 'except water. This has helped others. in Montany, where we need no Why not you? The pupils have their study For Sale—Three lots with tw) Nav^.' says he, 'and in St. Louey. For a tonic, get a fifty cent period for the next day's lesson where it shud be the biggest in the small houses on southwest corner box of Foolem's Tone-em-up right after each day's recitation. world. We'll be none exthravagant of 8th avenue and 8th street Indian Pills. In the morning like thim Raypublicans,' says he. 'so "THE PAPER WITH THE PUNCH for $900 cash. Apply W. A. Warner, 99 here's the Dimycrat bill ye'll pass.' take a cold plunge and rub The pupils are gaining in above address. says he. briskly with a rough towel until their studies this year. 'But this same is the Kaypublican's the skin glows. Then go out bill.' says Kitchin starin'. 'Ye'll FOR SALE OR TRADE—40 in the back yard, load the pills SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER YEAR Miss Long has started a new go an' pass it,' says Wudthrow, pounding H. P. De Tamble automobile. into a shot gun and fire them the desk. 'Hooray.' says the black idea here of having the aisles Cheap for cash to save paying Raypublicans votfn' for the bill. 'Do over into a ten-acre pasture. Eat named for avenues. The pupils duty pr will trade for land or I dream,' says Kitchin. 'If I iver a dose of ham and eggs and Book, Job, Commercial take pleasure in seeing which town property. 1913 model in drank. 1 t'ink I was boozed,' says walk briskly to your work. avenue can, be kept the cleanest. Kitchin in a thremblin' vice. And he good condition can be seen at To reduce flesh, they recommend falls off. Printing Our Specialties Motor Inn. Also have a large that you buy a box of pills 'How about the Army bill axes Visitors the last four weeks safe for sale. Apply at Press. Hay. and then roll them home. were: Mrs. Baird, Mrs. Widdell, 'Thorough an' instant preparation They might well have added Mr. Gabrielson, Mr. Powell, Mr. for definse must be the wurd,' says to take, as a mental and moral Rakowsky, Miss Anderson and Wudthrow, wid heroic ris'lution in his WANTED tonic, a weekly dose of the International eye. Mrs. Hartnell. Wedding Invitations, Announcements miL^ 'I have here a bill,' says Hay, 'providin' Falls Press. Calling Cards, Catalogues, Booklets^ Sale Young Man to for an increase iv five hundther HINTS ON HEALTH Learn men a year for twinty year,' he says Window Cards, Shipping Tags, Note Bills, 'an' amynishun for six hours' ackshun.' Watchmaking Heads, Letter Heads/Bill Heads, Statements, eiNNEGAN'S PHILOSOPHY Dr. Anderson of Spokane and he says, "twill make us safe from W.U.W00DC00K Maddygasker, measles, muckrakin'. Dr. Crane of New York are responsible Envelopes, Dodgers, Programs, etc. On the Merry-Go-Round. MANKATO, MINN. milit-rism and marital infidelity.' he for some health hints. 322 STATE ST. says, 'an' we'll catch Villy before he These hints teach the truth, dies av he doan't die before we catch and recommend that in case of him,' says Hay. "Faith an* now Wilson's for protection. indigestion the sufferer buy a "'Embrace me,' says Wilson. 'Oh year agin Four agone he was Hay—afther all preparedness is the large bottle of Dr. Dopen's stomach it. for it was agin constychooshun. matther iv the heart an' not of guns Now that he is for it, that immortal bitters. They say these bitters or forts. Did Cleveland ivir give ye has also Its insth rument changed The Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel will certainly cure indigestion THE PRESS a job?' he axes, stoppin' short like. me mind. He makes head shwim. 200 MODERN ROOMS if taken in the following 'Divil a wan,' says Hay. 'Thin,' "But I've good company. Bryan an' Located in Heart of Butineu Dutrict manner: Go out and run around says Wudthrow shakin' the both Iv Garrison, the civil service Dimycrats, $1s2£ SINGLE RATE $t.± Hay's hands cordial like, 'for yer patriotic and the rale Dimycrats, the Passytists CUROP'AN the block before each meal. RATE FOR TWO PERSONS «I.SC service in so bravely sipportin' an' the vulgar sowls that's none 'Too PRIVATE BATH AND TOILET EXTR*. Come home and tell three jokes COMPLETE SAFETY me policies,' he says, 'in all their Proud to Fight'—they've all been on AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS STATIONERY to the family. Laugh heartily. phrases.' he says, 'I make a judge iv the Merry-go-round. Some iv thim AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION Rest awhile. Then pour two ye'he,' says he, 'as well as yer frind turned sick. (INSURANCE RECORDS SHOW MO LIVES that ye put in the Joker,' says the Spoonfulls of the bitters into the a EVER IOST IN A SPRINKLED BUlL^INr. 'God bless ye—ye're good man, EVERY ROOM HAS HOT AND COLD RUNNING Prisidint. 'Howly Saints,' says the but ye make me dizzy,' says Bryan, sink. Eat sparingly. Quit before STORE WATER. STEAM HEAT. SAS AND ELECT*, preparation Sinitors. leppin' from the Hobby Horse and runnin' LIGHTS. AND TELEPHONE SERVICE. you have that full feeling. O SEVEN S'.ORv ar»NE* in rcfON. 'Ph'what does this mean at all for. the woods. Tve a ginywine To soothe the nerves, buy one ye,' at ail?' they axes. Tve the wan raygrit at losin' says Wudthrow pound of best smoking tobacco. thrack mind,' says the Presiding 'an' throwin' him a Cocked-Hat iv the vintage ye go all through me train iv thought Make a strong tea of it and of 1909. 'jVew otel before ye come to the pork car,' says "'Here's the Army bill,' says Garrison. Sprinkle it on the rose bushes. he. 'Are ye on?' axes the Apostle Iv 'How does it suit?' he axes, 'N Its fine for plant life. Then quit Common Counsels. 'Fine,' says Wudthrow, 'barrin' a 15 19-E ST I worrying, get plenty of sleep, iARTER'S few changes.' 'Ye'll redraw it,' he "'We're on.' says the Sinitors. falling ST RAUL, MINN. play tennis every day, and think CONVENIENCES says, 'to provide,' says he, 'voluntary off. An' the Merry-Go-Round plays OPPOSITE CITY HALL a Wilson Waltz, (which ye know. as little as possible about the universal serviee in a Federal MODERN EUROPEAN PLAN Glue Milishy,' says he, 'conthrolled be the Jawn, is wan step forward, two steps LOCATEIXIN HEART OP RUSINCS* DISTRICT people who don't like you. Paste states,' says he 'an' recruited be back, hesitate an' sidestep). An' Tumulty RATES* Rooms with detached bath and purchase For constipation, shower bath— spiritial com-pulsion,' says he. 'It goes out to spread the glad 1 Mucilage Ons person tic. sad per day box of Bilken's Little Liver Pills. $1.00 1.50 shud be nayther too large nor too tidin's that the preparation p'rade will Two persons same room. Me uttt. Fluids Writing Have your wife hide them about small,' says he 'or maybe both,' he, be led be the Presidint in person. R00M8 nith private baths and toilets— Ons parson $1.50 and $2.00 par day says 'an' the ammynition,' says he, 'How does he save his face?" asked the house. Get down on your Fountain Pen Inks Ttro parsons in fame room. extra. $1.00 'must be nayther too much nor too Malumphy. them hands and knees and hunt Send tjhvuaer* postal card lot colored bloltttt. little,' says he. 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