-f? hi M» WfSf?* ^C w»'"» "cs 'U £c .•• S I *'(. l»*' 2 ,, ^iT J. J~* W,1 1 N INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS MOTION PICTURES IN BRAZIL. Fable of Two Maidens. Sorrows of an Author. Once there were two maidens who Many of the sorrows of the author A Saving Man. sought to catch a nice youn.u mdn, and In this living present are quite as active They Have Some Curious Rules In the If the fame of all great men were INTERNATIONAL FALLS it was a false start in the eyes of the as 150 yeav.s ago when William Theaters That Show Them. sung one -member of our community undiscerning. for the one was exceedingly Oldys lived and liieil ia London. The South America is fast becoming a E S S would be known far beyond the circle fair to look upon and dressed "blue pencil" *.vus as remorseless then, paradise for the motion picture theater, of family and friends. We believe that stylishly, while the other was plain of though under some name now forgotten. but some curious rules prevail.. in one regard he has few equals. Give countenance. Oldys tells iiow lie wrote some For example, the best motion picture him something to save for, something The pretty girl smiled sweetly on the Valuable article of nearly two sheets theaters in Rio de .1 aneiro do 4*et allow not too far off and not too vague, and nice young man and talked to him till and how the boolcsaner, ":'or sordid patrons to drop in or out at will. A he will keep the money in his pockets she dazzled him with her beauty and gain and to .save a little expense in film is advertised to begin at a certain until it is black with pocket wear. charmed him with her wit. The plain priut paper, irjt ?.Ir. John Campbell to hour of the afternoon or evening. At He has saved money for several yards one gazed wonderingly at him and cross it and .ciaiup it, and play the the appointed time doors are closed, or of finely bound books, one or two volumes made him talk to her of divers things, devil with it. till lie squeezed it into in most cases a heavy and highly of which he has actually read. while she listened, entranced at his less compass than a sheet." The book decorated curtain is dropped, and the He has saved money with which to wisdom and learning. borrower of that time was the same show in the auditorium begins its functions. join secret orders and uniforms thereof. He took the pretty girl out riding, to neglectful person that many of us By frugal attention to pennies and the theater and bought her chocolates 99 "THE PAPER WITH THE PUNCH know today, and Oldys sighs over A rather novel arrangement, also nickels, paring an expense here, making and flowers, and all the knowing ones books he has lent which have never noted in other Brazilian cities, is the a rigid sell' denial there, he has said she had struck a winner, when been returned. lie was a keen antiquary, waiting lobby immediately in front of saved the price of an automobile. In one day he married the plain girl and delighting especially in musty the entrance proper. After purchasing March he begins to save for vacation, took her on the continent for their taanuscripts, and, half in temper and a ticket the patron enters the lobby or and along about August he begins saving honeymoon. SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER YEAR half in good humor, tells of "Old Counselor corridor, takes a comfortable seat and for Christmas. The pretty girl had made him very Fane, who gave me a parcel of waits until the termination of the first But our friend cannot save for a rainy much pleased with her, but the plain manuscript and promised me others, section of the play, the time of which day. He cannot save for investment girl had gone one better and made him "which he never iave me nor anything may be a few minutes or half an hour. There has never been a serious thought very much more pleased with himself. else besides a barrel of oysters." Book, Job, Commercial While waiting one may listen to the in his mind about old age, impairment Moral.—The people who read human band of music, which may be heard of working and earning powers, sick nature as they run generally get first equally well by those within the lobby ness and unemployment.—Toledo Blade An Early Ironclad. Printing Our Specialties to the wire.—Pearson's. or in the audience. Many people imagine that the first At times the crowds become congested armored ship was the "iron cased frigate" During a Thunderstorm. Going Without Food. and all the lobby seats are occupied. Gloria, launched for the French Do not use the telephone. The tele Science says that if he can get drink Wedding Invitations, Announcements In navy in 1857, yet, according to the Popular such cases the ticket seller withholds phone wires may receive a heavy ing water an ordinary man can exist further admissions, and the Science Monthly, the Dutch buiiv Calling Cards, Catalogues, Booklets, Sale charge. for about thirty days without food. At crowd remains upon the street, but the an armored vessel nearly 300 years earlier. Keep away from stoves, radiators the end of that time the machinery of Bills, Window Cards, Shipping Tags, Note brilliant electric lights (if night) and That was in 15S5, when Antwerp and the like. They are large metallic the body will not be ruined and can be Was besieged by the Spaniards. The the music of the band continue to masses, likely to become heavil.v Heads, Letter Heads, Bill Heads, Statements, entirely strengthened back to its old Dutch took one of their biggest ships, swell the number of waiting patrons. charged. standard by careful feeding. About Envelopes, Dodgers, Programs, etc. cut her down and erected on the deck The night is the most popular hour Avoid screen doors or other metallic one-quarter of our body weight is fat. a battery with armored and sloping for the crowds, as at that time the bodies connecting with the exterior of and it is mostly this fat which is absorbed •ides, within which they mounted eight whole family turns out, and every one the building. as food during the period of of the heaviest guns the factories of who can afford an automobile presses Keep away from chimneys and open starvation. We can absorb and burn the day could produce. The roof of it into service. At one of the best motion screened windows. up our muscles until GO per cent of the battery formed an armored breastUrork pictures in Buenos Aires a writer Out of doors the most dangerous their weight has gone. We can do the for men armed with crossbows counted more than 200 machines places are under isolated trees and near same with from 30 to 40 per cent of fcnd shotguns, and there were grating3 drawn up In lines awaiting the closing wire fences in open fields. our liver and digestive organs and 20 in the roof to provide ventilation for of only an average attraction. The Small sheds and other shelters are per cent of our lungs. Our hearts can the battery below. A contemporary hour was near midnight, and about as dangerous if isolated from larger build lose 10 per cent, and our brains and picture of the Finis Belli, as she was much ceremony was observed as if the ings. 5 nervous system can lose per cent. It called, bears a striking resemblance to finest opera company had been the Thick timber is undoubtedly the will thus be seen that the more vital THE PRESS the Merrimac, which was designed and star performers.—Argonaut. safest place to seek out of doors, since organs, brain and heart, yield least of built on precisely the same principles. a single tree in a forest is not so likely their valuable substance for the life of A ROMANCE OF BAGDAD. to receive a stroke as a single person the body, while the less valuable substances—fat, Tendency Is What Counts. or an object in an open space of equal muscles, and so on—are course there can be no such thing area.—Country Gentleman. consumed first.—New York American. Peculiar 8tory of Nazim Pasha and an as perfection in this vale of te&rst but STATIONERY Armenian Beauty. the man who turns his back upon it«» A remarkable tale of Nazim Pasha, Novel Methods of Warfare. that account hasn't good common sense. In ancient history there are two well the commander in chief of the Turkish He Who Shirks His Work. The man who is low down and tending A The man who shirks his work, who armies against Bulgaria in the Balkan authenticated instances of wild animals Upward is nearer perfection than the STORE treats' the service of labor with indifference, being used by attacking armies. war, is told by Sir William Willcocks, man who is high up and tending down-, who sacrifices his efficiency on K. C. M. G., in an article in Blackwood's The first is related by Appian when Ward. Tendency is the profoundest fact the altar of self indulgence, loafs on Magazine: describing the siege of Themiseyra, in in life—in religion, education, society, his job and plans to see how little he Pontus, by Lucullus in his war against "After Nazim Pasha became wall of politics. When an astronomer sees a can do and not be caught, is to be the Mithridates. Turrets were brought up, Bagdad there lived in one of the best comet for the first time he will ascertain most pitied maN on the face of the houses in the place an Armenian girl mounds were built and huge mines its direction, even if its progress earth. were made by the Romans. The people of eighteen, who was very pretty, very ia only a minute or two, and will deBcribe He thinks he is cheating his em wealthy and an orphan. All the young of Themiseyra dug open these its course among the stars for ployer. But the employer is not tinman CARTER'SONVENIENCES mines from above and through the Armenians in the Turkish empire were Weeks ahead. He simply studies the he is cheating. Far from it. He holes cast down upon the workmen eager suitors for her hand, but she tendency, and one can tell where a is cheating himself. More than cheat bears and other wild animals, together would have none of them. The wali fcnan will be ten years from now by ing himself, he is assassinating opportunity with swarms of bees. The second invited her to his palace and told her Glue the same sort of mathematics. That and paving the way to utter that in her unprotected condition she instance occurred in England when tendency may reach human perfection Paste ruin and disgrace. might get into trouble, but that if shewere the Danes and Norwegians were attacking if it is started, right and the direction The man who cannot be trusted with Chester, held by the Saxons Mucilage to marry a countryman of hers in maintained.—Ohio State Journal labor for which he is honestly paid is and some Gallic auxiliaries. After his household she would have both a Writing Fluids just as despicable as the man who re adopting stoning and boiling water defenses sterling husband and his own protection. .j: fuses to pay for 2abor honestly performed. Recognition. in vain against the besiegers Fountain Pen Inks She accepted, but on reaching The shirker is essentially dishonest. One morning on the street car I noticed the Saxons threw down all the beehives her home sent the nazim word that she Unfaithful to himself, setting TRAVELLEn'si'fjsE a large negro woman, very much in the town upon the attackers, preferred remaining single. the bomb that will sooner or later send overdressed and, judging from her expression, who were soon routed. "'You shall remain single for life! him to poverty, he is a menace and an much pleased with herself. said the wali. and put a cordon of soldiers abomination.—Dayton Journal. A negro girl of about seventeen came round her house, which prevented Powers of Sheik ul Islam. ih and sat beside her^ saying genially, her from leaving it. The office of sheik ul Islam—literally SLAYS HER THREE CHILDREN "Howdy do, Missus Brown?" "She escaped to the French convent chief or ancient of Islam—ranks second iMiiwam The woman turned and, looking down one day, dressed as a French nun, and only to that of sultan in the Ottoman Upon the girl, said: Chicago Man Finds His Whole Family the cordqn of soldiers moved to her empire. Its bolder is ecclesiastical "Chile, yo' face looks pow'ful similar, new residence. After some delay she head of the empire and supreme interpreter Killed by Mother. but Ah fails to organize yo'."—ExChange. escaped as a French monk, took refuge of the Koran, with absolute Chicago, July 1.—Mrs. Mary Kartak, control over all imams, dervishes and on Lynch's boat and sailed for Basra twenty-seven years old. killed herself under the British flag. Boats full of religious institutions, but he has judicial The Apocalypse. and her three children, the oldest soldiers surrounded the steamer at and political authority also, being, there is no other book in tfie Ne*" of whom was four years of age. indeed, first magistrate, privy seal Basra, but the girl ran across the (Testament about which so much has The bodies were found by the husband, deck, jumped into the Russian consul's and minister for education. In some been written and to so little purpose. John Kartak, when he returned boat and took refuge under the respects the sheik ul Islam is superior Dr. South said of it, "It either finds home from work. a even to the sultan, for his edicts are man mad or makes him so." It is Russian flag. The consul saw her safely S E I A I E S irrevocable. The sultan may dismiss on to the British India steamer, and Said of Calvin that he showed his wisdom him before he issues an edict, but the in not writing a commentary on she descended at Bushire. in Persia. Visit Doilies edict once issued takes automatic legal this, as he did on other books.—ChadWick. "Not many months afterward Nazim effect, even though, as happened in the Pasha himself was deposed and ordered Yellowstone National Park Table Sets wI%mmon case of Abdul Hamid, it decrees the to return to Constantinople. He returned deposition of the sultan himself. there finally and was, as we all The Only Chance. Tally Cards a know, murdered by the Young Turks.'' Old Gotrox—Can you draw me will Only Line Just by Good Luck. that cannot be broken? Young Lawyer Place Cards Mlio, tne ramous atniete or anciem A young man who had received the —Why—er—I've never drawn one as to Gardiner Greece, born 520 B. C., was victor at privilege of shooting over the land of a Table Covers yet, and— Old Gotrox—Then you both the Olympic and Pythian games farmer got rather close once or twice Gateway doubtless could. Get about it while ignorant.—Boston for six times in succession. On one occasion to the home grounds.. Late in the day Crepe Papers Globe. he ran four miles with an ox on he met the farmer. Original scenic and only northern Yellowstone his shoulder, killed the animal w1th a "You've had pretty good luck," said Sheet Tissue Papers Park entrance. Dining Car Musical Note. blow of his fist and then ate the entire the farmer. Service the best. For descriptive travel She—Every time Screecher, the grand carcass in one day. An ordinary meal literature and information, call "Well, no," said the young man hesitatingly. opera tenor, gets a sore throat it costs for this gluttonous Titan was twenty haven't had any luck at "I him He—Gee, his throat must C. G. WHITNEY, Agent $1,000. pounds of bread, twice that much meat all." International Falls, Minnesota be as long as a giraffe's!—Musical pints of wine. and fifteen "Yes, you havei," repeated the farmer. A*ner1r*R. A. M. Cleland, G. P. A., St. Paul, Minn. "This morning you just missed my Northern Paoific Ry. Original Era of Good Feeling. best Shorthorn."—Country Gentleman. The phrase applied to the administration PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT. Him—Darling, wouia asK you to De of James Monroe, "the era of good Yellowstone' National Park Xiine my wife, but I'm afraid my Income of feeling," first appeared in a Boston 4 Nosebleed. only $2,000 a year would not be sufficient newspaper, the Columbian Sentinel of for us to get along on. Her—Oh, CITATION FOR HEARING ON FINAL July 10, 1S17. From that time until Whatever may be the cause of ACCOUNT AND FOR DISTRIBUTION. yes it would. I can dress on $1,500 a the present hour the two administrations bleeding at the nose, always year, and we would have all the rest of Monroe—a period of eight send at once for a physician and We are exclusive agents for the for our living and household expenses. years, 1817 to 1825—are referred to in ESTATE OP JULIUS MOSS see that he is told the cause of —Indiananolis Star. the terms of the newspaper paragraph REMINGTON TYPEWRITER the bleeding if it Is known. STATE OF MINNESOTA. 1 which so aptly expressed the public While waiting for the doctor and supplies Business Instinct. S3. sentiment of the day. County of Koochiching to arrive take care of the patient The following epitaph may be seen Ribbons IN PROBATE COURT as best you can. in the cemetery of a parish in the environs Lay of the Cow. In the matter of the Estate of Julius -•Unfasten all tight clothing of Paris: Carbon Papers "What are oxen?" asked the teacher. Moss, Decedent: around the neck make the patient "Here lies Mme. N., wife of M. N., The little foreigners looked blank. THE STATE OF MINNESOTA TO Typewriter Papers sit down on a chair or a master blacksmith. The railing round all persons interested in th$ final account "Does any one know what a cow is?" sofa with his head slightly 4* this tomb was manufactured by her and distribution of the estate of she asked hopefully. thrown back (never allow a pa- 4» husband." said decedent: £%fe A dingy hand waved wildly at the tlent to hang his head over a 4* The representative of the above named back of the room. "I know. I know, decedent, having filed in this Court basin) open the window raise 4» Cold Snatchers. teacher. A cow she lays milk!"—Harper's her final account of the administration the arms of the patient, stretch- t» Teacher—Johnny, can you tell me the of the estate of said decedent, together Magazine. p/H'' ed to their full extent well .above function of the pores of our bodies? with her petition praying for the adjustment BLANK BOOKS, SCHOOL AND OFFICE SUPPLIES sV.v' and behind his head, and keep t» •Uei Johnny—They are things we use to and allowance of said final &4 them in that position apply a 4» account and for distribution of the Where Women Tell Their Ages. catch cold with.—Christian Register. &: residue of said estate to the persons Japanese women wear gold pins in cold, wet sponge or a wet towel «t» thereunto entitled their hair until they reach the age of or a lump of ice to the back' of 4» Be Not Fearful. 1v THEREFORE, YOU, AND EACH OF THE PRESS twenty-five. At thirty the pins are the neck between the shoulder 4» You will never fear the trouble that YOU, are hereby cited and required to white, and at forty they wear plain blades, also apply to the root of show cause, if any you have, before comes your way if you are cheerful shell combs. this Court, at the Probate Court Rooms the nose. If the bleeding does not neither will you enjoy the blessings of in the Court House, in the city of In» stop pinch the nose Just below each day if you are fearful. ternational Falls, in the County of Koochiching, tLe bridge (where the soft part Power of Music. State of Minnesota, on the STATIONERY of the nose begins) between the Mrs. Flatbush—Did you say her husband 12th day of August, 1916, at 10 o'clock Gave Her Proof. A. M., why said petition' should not be thumb and forefinger, or a clean has a passion for music Mrs. "Do you believe, sir, that the dead granted. piece of soft rag or handkerchief Bensonhurst—Oh, my, yes! Every time W ever walk after death?" 5 Witness the Judge of said Court, and she sings he flies into one.—Yonkers can be wrapped up tightly and "No doubt of it, ma'am. have beard the Seal of said Court, this 19th day I Statesman. passed gently into the bleeding the dead march." of July, 1916. „,,t. nostril. 4 1 (Court Seal) fe® JOHN •'••y- ''g/iasF.- .v The average farm in the United Jrobate Jodgw* Content thyself to be obscurely good. iwisiiki JITKB ft XOBTOV, States measures 138 acres. vt'- ..