INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS -j CHAINED TO A ROCK ABOUT THE STATE HE MOVED HIS WELL An Early Airship. We are told by Peter Farley, who wrote as an eyewitness, that in August, Which Do You Prefer? It Wasn't Pulled Up Nor Sawed Up, but 1S35, the airship Eagle' was officially It Did Change Place. advertised to sail from London There is an old story about the man with government dispatches and passengers News of Especial Interest to who pulled up a well and took it to a How the Turks Once Imprisoned for Paris and to establish direct It is important for reasons of health and more desirable location and another communication between the capitals a Greek Battleship. about the man who took up a well, practical economy for every housekeeper Minnesota Readers. of Europe. This early type of airship sawed It in sections and used one of was 160 feet long, fifty feet high to ask herself this question: the sections for a land roller. Thjjy and forty feet wide, and she lay in the DARING OF A Y3UNG OFFICER. were exaggerations, but the experience Do I prefer a pure baking powder like dockyard of the Aeronautical society of Ezi-a Tetlow proves that a well cannot His Strategy Resulted l» GATHERED FROM ALL SECTIONS in Victoria road, near Kensington gardens, Pluck and Royal, made of cream of tartar derived from always be classed as a permanent then quite a rural spot. Built to the Powerful Enemy Vene? Making fixture: Ezra had a well in front of his grapes, or am I willing to use a baking hold an abundant supply of gas, she Lie Within the Landlocked Helpless house. It had never been a success as was covered with oiled lawn and carried powder made of alum or phosphate, both Waters of the Gulf of Arta. a well. Ezra wanted it filled up. One a frame seventy-five feet long and way would have been to haul stones or Happenings of the Week Briefly Told derived from mineral sources It was during the war between seven feet high, with a cabin secured earth and use the material to fill it. for the Convenience of the by ropes to the balloon. An immense Greece and Turkey In 1897 that the But Ezra had no team. The names of the ingredients printed rudder and wings or fins on each side Busy Reader. Inhabitants of Gala Krini—a large village, So he went at it with a shovel. for purposes of propulsion completed on the label show whether the kind you since destroyed by the Turks, on Working on the side of the well next to Minneapolis reports the first fatal her fittings. The deck was guarded by the road, he began to dig and to throw heat prostration in two years. any brandy new or old, the shores of the gulf of Arta—awoke are now using or netting. After all this preparation and the dirt into the well. He kept this up Fire started by lightning destroyed one morning to find thbt a Hellenic advertisement the Eagle never got beyond that may be offered is a genuine cream until he had filled it, which was not a the Farmers' Co-operative eleyator at battleship bad entered the gulf and Victoria road, for Count Lennox difficult job, as the well was rather Atwater. of tartar powder, or merely a phosphate cast anchor off the shore. The surprise and his assistants failed to provide the shallow. Mrs. Catherine C. Lofstdt, a pioneer necessary motive power. London of the inhabitants of Gala Krini or alum compound. But when the task seemed finished of Minneapolis, is dead. She reached Standard. was nothing compared with that of a Ezra found that he had made a new the Mill City from Sweden in 1849. Royal Baking Powder contains no alum party of five Turkish officers, who, hole by the side of the one he had been A Peruvian River of Horror. B. B. Smith, agent of the Omaha nor phosphate. from the very crest of a hill towering filling. There was but one thing to do There is a river of mystery and horror railway in Stillwater for thirty years, —he proceeded to fill it in the same above the village, watched the vessel in Peru, and the legends of rich died suddenly of heart disease, aged manner. Of course this resulted in still through their telescopes. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO. rubber regions and untold wea.th ii. fifty years. another excavation, which in turn received These Turkish officers were on an gold are accompanied by tales of thoswho New York _Mrs. Mariah A. Bear is dead at similar treatment urgent and important mission to went up it never to return. Caslmer Eyota, aged eighty-eight years. She As all of Ezra's digging had been on block out the Hellenic fleet from the Watkins, a naturalist, who has? had lived in that section since the the side of the well nearest the road, gulf of Arta, Behind them, at the traveled extensively in South America, early fifties. the result was that the hole in the bottom of the deep ravine, were a tells of the stream: Mrs. Margaret T. Keating is dead ground was finally moved out into the number of heavy guns which had been "This river,'" he said, is the Colorado highway. on a farm near Keilogg taken up as a oi an orange In one long unbroken skiii a Daa one. He nas a lying tongue In dragged all the way from Saloniki, a river, the richest river in Peru. Great Judson Tolliver was commenting on homestead sixty years ago. She was peel.—New Republic. his head. Mrs. Grimes (sympathetically)—Dear long and difficult task, and with this groves of rubber trees lie along its the exploit one day down at the corners. eighty-one years of age. me! And only yesterday artillery they had been ordered to fortify course, and gold has been found in it. "Queer thing Ezra did," he remarked. Christ Tromburg of St. Paul is dead Sheep's Two Perquisites. his wife told me that he had false But the Mascos, a tribe of cannibals, the strait. "You know that old well that and Waldemar Larssen of St. Paul The sheep is a chunk of misguided teeth.—London Tit-Bits. infest it. They still practice cannibalism To reach the strait, however, the stood in his front yard? Well, sir, he's was seriously injured as a result of an animation which is afflicted with a perpetual and will kill a man on sight. Ex Turkish column had to run the gantlet moved it thirty feet from where it was cold in the head and has the appearance automobile accident .near White Bear. peditions have been fitted out and been Speech and Writing. of the battleship's heavy guns, which —moved it clear out into the road!" of always needing its nose more agree* The Minnesota camp of the order of "Many people talk much heavily armed to go exploring for rub meant sheer destruction. Somehow or "How'd he do it?" inquired another wiped, but it has the distinction of being Maccabees has gone on record in favor literary ber and gold, but none of them ever ably than they write," said the other they must escape the man-ofwar representative citizen. the only animal, man not excepted, person. of extending the insurance benefits has returned. The savages have killeJ or prevent her interference with "You'll have to ask Ezra," replied which can afford to wear strictly all to all members who are national "Yes," replied Mr. Owington. "My the men and eaten them and turned their work, but to do this seemed impossible. Judson. "But he did it, sure enough. wool clothing the year round. guardsmen. tailor does that."—Exchange. the canoes adrift. They have come I saw the well in the road yesterday, Probably the greatest accomplishment Twenty-two nationalities were represented down the river empty, bottoms up, or In the midst of their discussion a and I saw the track he made movin' it. of the sheep is getting itself lost in a in the night school classes filled with supplies which the savages New. Nothing young officer who had been listening The thing plowed a furrow four feet snowstorm, at which it is such a success did not care to remove."—New York Wife—Don't you like my new hat. for the instruction of aliens which said he could hold the vessel a prisoner wide all the way."—Youth's Companion. that a number of famous painters Post. were conducted by the Virginia public dearest? Husband— Yes-s, ,its all right, if they would allow him. His pleading have put in a lot of time painting pictures Wife—Well, I bought it on your account, won, and, hurriedly changing his schools last year. of sheep working at this.—Farm OUR GOLD CERTIFICATES. dear. Husband—Yes, yon usual, •clothes for those of a shepherd, he descended While carrying flowers to her grandchildren Fish That Sing. and Fireside. rvny rtese ftotes liave Never Been ly do! There is a fish called the butterman, in that disguise to Gala Krini. Mrs. Fred Johnson, aged Made Legal Tender. which is found off the Scottish coast. Late that night a number of figures sixty, of Albert Lea, was decapitated All False. Answering the question, "Why are This fish, which is fat and comfortable stole through the dark alleys of the vUlage How She Managed. by a train. The flowers were found Mr. Grimes (with great indignation) gold certificates not legal tender?" the Mabel—If your grandma has lost all looking, about a foot long as a rule, toward the shore. Close to the scattered about her body. —I've finished with that fellow Skin New York Times says: her teeth how does she eat? Willie—I water's edge was an old boathouse. makes a distinct hooting noise from J. W. Gaver of St. Paul was elected ner. absolutely finished with him. HP'S heard pa say she had a bitinar tongue.-- The first gold certificate act was used as a shed for repairing boats. the back of his throat when landed in president of the National Wholesale passed in 1863, and at that time the issuance a net or caught on a long line. A netful This the party silently entered and by Saddlery association, in session at of these certificates was confined of these fish, though they are rather the flickering light of a taper searched Milwaukee, and Buffalo was selected to certificates drawn to order. It rare, is sometimes caught, and when the black interior. At length there was as the next meeting place. was not until later that bearer certificates they are hauled in the chorus of sharp, a gentle rattle and from the gloom The third annual Minnesota Rural were put out. "Silver Plate that Wears it siren-like hoots is very startling to a emerged Hassan, stripped to the'waist, Life conference is scheduled to begin These certificates were issued at the stranger. •dragging a heavy chain. This, with the its five days' session at University request of New York banks which at But in Ceylon there is a shellfish, a help of his comrades, he began to pull, Farm, St. Paul, July 24. Many speakers that time were handling large amounts kind of mussel, which positively sings. and after an hour's laborious work the of gold and which sought the issuance of note are on the program. •end of the great chain—once the cable In still weather when the water has of gold certificates by the government Otway W. Baldwin, who was born ebbed away from the mussel beds for of a Turkish vessel—was reached. as a matter of convenience, thus obvi in St. Anthony, this state, in 1856, is a few hours these shellfish can be heard From the beach the chain was loaded ating the constant handling and rehandling producing a long, low, fluty sound. on board a large caique, whose sides dead at Duluth. He was a graduate of gold coin. These certificates How they do it no one knows, but they and floor had been covered with cloth of the University of Minnesota and were regarded not so much as nfoney to deaden the sound. This task accomplished, make a quite distinct attempt at singing, Columbia University Law School. as warehouse certificates for money, and as they have no throats they three men got in with Hassan Wages of machinists and boilermakers being exchangeable at all times upon must produce the sound by some manipulation and rowed with muffled oars toward a at the Northern Pacific railway demand for the actual coin. of their double shells.—London large rock in the middle of the bight. shops at Brainerd have been increased The question of making the certifl Globe. Round this rock the chain was laid and 2% cents an hour. The men work cates legal tender was not, to the securely fastened. One man having nine hours a day and the increase knowledge of the authority consulted, been landed on the crag to keep guard Wasted Motions. dates from May 1. discussed when this suggestion of the over this end. the boat set out cautiously Our life Is peppered with motions Stocks on the coal docks at the New York banks was carried into effect for the battleship, looming like a that fly wide and wild. It begins on head of the lakes are becoming depleted, by act of congress. The fact that phantom in the distance. Not a sound awaking. We stretch our arms— particularly in soft coal, for It was decided, to begin with, to limit did the men make as link by link the waste motion! We ought to utilize Since 1847, the year Rogers Bros, originated electro-silver the demand from the interior is the these certificates to certificates to order massive chain was paid out over the that gesture for polishing our shoes. plating, silverware bearing the trade mark 1247 ROGERS BROS, heaviest at this time of year that coal would have been a barrier in the way stern into the still water till they We.rub our eyes—more foolishness. dock men remember. has been renowned for quality, wearability and beauty. of making them legal tender had the reached the vessel. We should rub our eyes on Sunday suggestion been advanced. Rufus Clapp of St. Paul, nephew of S BROS. for the rest of the Week. There was an excited gleam in Hassan's So much for the authorization of gold United States Senator Moses E. Clapp But It is in processes like shaving eyes as, with a sign to his comrades, certificates and their not being made and a student at Yale, is dead as the that scientific management is really he gradually lowered himself legal tender then. Financial authorities result of ptomaine poisoning several needed. Men flatter themselves that Into the dark water, guiding himself by point out that there has been in weeks ago at a class banquet. He they shave with the minimum of gesture. passing his fingers over the battleship's stamped on forks, spoons and fancy serving pieces is a the years since no practical need for was twenty-three years of age. They believe that they complete iplate.. A slight grating of the chain taking this step. Gold certificates are guarantee of heaviest plating, perfect workmanship and •against the hull was all that his anxious One thousand delegates, including the operation under five minutes. in practice accepted as in every way as exquisite design, assuring long and satisfying service. Any But, excusing their inaccuracy, do they "companions in the boat heard, though thirty pastors from out of town and good as the gold itself, and they are article of silverware marked 1847 ROGERS BROS, may be know that under the inspection of the Slow and then a reassuring pull was representing fifty denominations, were immediately convertible into legal tender scientific manager their performance felt on the line that Hassan held, di selected without further investigation. in attendance at the convention at by surrender and exchange into rectinj thei.i how to pay out the chain. would look as jagged as their razor Minneapolis of the Young People's Sold by leading dealers everywhere. Send for catalogue gold. blade under the microscope? The day Hours rather than minutes seemed to societies of the Mission church. "CL," showing all patterns. will probably arrive when a superman have gone by ere the young officer Three hundred thousand feet of INTERNATIONAL SILVER CO., MERIDEN, CONN. will shave with one superb motion as 'came to the surface. So exhausted by Successor to Meriden Britannia Co. Wit of Disraeli. logs in the Mississippi and Rum River delichtful to th#i soul as fhA uiioolinjjr his Ion: dive was he that he had to be There is a story about Disraeli that Boom company's boom below the government almost lifted into the boat. is tuuch like him and will give an idea dam between the Twin Cities "It is round the propeller," he gasped. of what he was at this time (1S77). went down river with a rush when a "I have fixed it so that nothing As he was leaving a house he asked sudden rise carried out the boom logs. Bulletin No. 5 ca:i move it. Back you go." some one to give him his arm down Mrs. Kate O'Donnell Gleason, a resident Then link by link tlie tedious work Piccadilly. The man, who must have of St. Paul for seventy years, is been a person of some wit, said, "At 'was renewed until the boat returned The Bethlehem Steel Company's dead. Mrs. Gleason was born in Tipperary such a time as this I should wish to 'to its starting point, where the othei county, Ireland, in 1832 anJ be met by my creditors." "No," said er of the chain was secured. Th€ came to the United States when a Disraeli, "it is not at such times that 1'isky task was done, and the Hellenic child. She had lived in St. Paul since your creditors meet you. Your creditors battleship was securely moored to an Offer to Serve the United States 1846. meet you when you are carrying immovable rock by a double thickness a bundle." The fourth annual tennis tournament •of cable. There you have the literary quality of the Southern Minnesota Tennis The early rays of dawn revealed a of the man.—E. S. Nadal in Outlook. association will be Staged at Winona sight which astonished the Greek commander. July 17,. 18 and 19. The events A whole regiment of Turks were on the march toward the strait are open to residents of Minnesota Queer Human Nature. At a time when the expenses of the Government are so enormous— south of and not including the Twin of Arta, with train after train of artillery, "Man's a funny proposition!." Cities. the last of which disappeared beyond "What now?" Vv Isn't it worth while finding out the actual facts before plunging ahead into an the intervening head before the Kenneth P. Gregg, has written a "When he reads a medical book he v- ship's guns could be brought to bear letter to Julius Schmahl, secretary of fancies he has every disease described, expenditure of $11,000,000 of the people's money for a Government armor plant? *on them. The commander gave orders state, asking that his name be withdrawn but let him read the work of a moralist for the guns to be run out and decks and all the faults pointed out he as an elector on the Progressive cleared for actiQn, while the anchor sees not in himself, but in his neigh ticket. He is the first of the as To clear up the whole'situation, and to put it on a basis as fair and business-like was weighed, his Intention being to bor."—Boston Transcript. twelve Progressive electors to take prevent the Turks from fortifying the such action. we know how to express it, we now make this offer to the Government: strait before they had become too John Hanson, a farmer near Thief Bound to Rise. strong. -"Full speed ahead!" went the River Falls, was shot and killed by "He is one of the most stupid bores order to the engine room, and, propelled his son Louis, aged twenty-eight. The I ever met" The Bethlehem Steel Company will manufacture armor plate for the by her mighty screw, the battleship young man is declared to, be insane. "And yet he seems to have accumulated Government of the United States at actual cost of operation plus such advanced, only to lurch backward When questioned he admitted that he money. Fortune appears to have as if dragged by some unseen shot his father and dragged the body knocked at his door." charges for overhead expenses, interest and depreciation as the Federal Xorce. Work as. the engines would, into a woodshed. **I don't believe she merely knocked the vessel seemed to be in an enchanted Eric L. Thornton of Benson has she must have broken right in."— Trade Commission may fix. We will agree to this for such period as circle, beyond which it was impossible been chosen chairman of the new Republican Brooklyn Citizen. to go. the Government may designate. state central committee and It was not until the sun's rays had will manage the party's campaign in No Cause For Complaint. penetrated the deep blue water alongside Minnesota. Mr. Thornton is a young j, "Oh, my tooth aches dreadfully! I that the secret was revealed and $ attorney and never was prominent in The House of Representatives voted down a proposal to empower the Federal Trade don't see why we can't be born without the massive chain was discovered passtag politics until this year. teeth." Commission to determine a fair price for armor, and allow private manufacturers round the ship's propeller and the The assessment of income tax, both "I think, my dear, that if you will adjacent rock. opportunity to meet that price before the Government built its plant. corporation and individual, Jhfs year look up some authority on that point Before it could be removed, however, is $729,897.85 more than that made on you will find that most of us are."— the strait had been sufficiently 1914 incomes in Minnesota. The total London Telegraph. ifortified by the Turks and a powerlul Isn't our proposition fair and ought it not to be accepted assessment on 1915 incomes in the Greek warship lay a helpless prisoner state is $2,511,561.95, of which $1,688,455.4G within the landlocked waters of A Real Wonder. is on corporation incomes and The measure is now before the United States Senate. Arta. Aladdin was exhibiting his wonderful $823,106.49 on individual incomes. On lamp. 1914 Incomes the corporation tax was Kindness is a language the dumb "It's an auto/ lamp,". he explained, $1,199,714.78 and the individual incomt can speak and the deaf can hear and "that won't go out just as a traffic cop assessment $581,949.32. CHAS. M. SCHWAB, Chairman tax Bethlehem Steel Company understand.—Bovee. heaves in sight"—Pittsburgh Post. EUGENE G. GRACE, Ptwidwt urfoy: 'A* -V,£ 'J