INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS BEER US INTO fOR IDEAL OF RECREATION NEW THEORY AS TO SHOCK Visit GOOD 0UP6E MAKES PEftCE BETWEEN PINTy HOg*rt AND MR.SCHULTG.^ (THE n? Bubject That Is Worthy of Much Mors California's Medical Man Points Out Some Flaws 8tudy Than Is Generally LAKE AT BEMIDJI jlTOL' ME BOy TO CUM HERE in Beliefs That Have Been Generally Given to It. AND A POUCH THE REAL Accepted. GIT OF Expositions CHAWIN TOBAfKy* YE ME SINT PERHAPS What women throughout the country AHUNK OF TOBACKY LOADEDWH"H In an article on intestinal stasis BE EXPLAINED. DON'T BE MAD. yE CAN'T TRATE ME still need is a freer association with PRUNE UUICE. printed in the Medical Record, Dr. HOGAN. MY CLERK LTHAT WAV A61N UVE Low Round Trip Fares other women whose standards, social. AND Frank R. Starkey of Philadelphia advanced MADE THE MISTAKE.} (r Daily to November 30th Intellectual and moral, are higher than a new hypothesis as to what SIX ENORMOUS CASKS OF THE their own, writes Anne Morgan in the /j- I "shock" is. Three Months Limit BEVERAGE TAPPED BY Woman's Home Companion. As a people "What is this mysterious condition With Liberal Stopover we are too inclined to seek a lower SPECIAL AGENTS. of depression which we call shock?" standard for our recreation, to level Privileges he asked. "In view .of the radical down We seek a companionship changes that have taken place in our where no Intellectual effort is necessary LIQUOR FORMS SMALL RIVER understanding of physics since the we choose a theater where the advent of the electronic theory we entertainment furnished is a popular know that the different physical manifestations musical comedy, rather than a play of matter are simply differences with literary merit, interpreted by tal: Amber Fluid Forms Steady Stream, in the vibration of the component ented actors. Certain popular maga* Freely Flowing But Closely electrons. The difference between Bines with large circulation contain Guarded—Result of Expiration the individuality of persons IS stories and articles Stterly valueless not merely one of physiognomy or corporeal of Injunction. In quality other publications contain* peculiarities, but their personality leg literary and historical contributions depends upon the rate of their ?j5S8»!gs by serious authors reach but few Bemidji.—Beer valued at approximately electronic vibrations. The human only ground for dispute homes. In our recreation, as in our $4,500 flooded the Bemidji body is naught else but an aggregation See the two greatest work, we want immediate results with brewery and ran in a stream into the of cells, each a world within about the Real Tobacco Chew world's fairs ever held— ft minimum of effort to be entertained lake, the shore of which was covered Itself, made up of various components generally means to be relaxed- The with billows of foam. both expositions are in is when a man doesn't get it. which are finally composed of electrons The beer was destroyed by the Bplendld rest and refreshment that celebration of the opening vibrating in perfect unison and squad of government agents enforcing comes with a great, but different, Intellectual o: the Panama Canal, the He depends on it for himself, the entire organization attuned to vibrate or physical effort is known only the Indian treaty liquor provision and in one harmonious whole. greatest engineering feat to the few. The ideal life would be under the personal direction of Chief he boosts it to others and "In view of all this, why should it ever accomplished. Both Special Officer Larson. Six enormous for the daily existence to be so ordered not be reasonable and rational to define casks were tapped. The floor of the that no definite holiday time would be universal in their scope. nothing will take its place for shock as a disturbance in the normal brewery was covered seven inches necessary—each twenty-four aours Travel via vibrations of the electrons of the deep with the beverage and the government would bring its own neriod of.work, daily comfort. organism? This would certainly conform men waded about in it with Northern Pacific play and rest In our complicated civilization, to our recent knowledge." boots. The liquor ultimately drained however this is well nigh impossible into the lake. It has been humorously said A little chew of pure, rich, mellow tobacco—cut fine« and see The beer was destroyed at this time that the only person who really needs snort shred seasoned and sweetened just enough, cuts POOR SPORT FOri THE HUNTER Yellowstone because the injunction obtained by a vacation is the man who has just returned out so much of the grinding and spitting. the brewing companies had expired. from one. National Park Hippopotamus Hard to "Bag," and a one-quarter the Take very small chew—less than The brewery had attempted under the a Really Worth Little When He old size. It will be more satisfying than mouthful protection of the injunction to ship of find ordinary tobacco. Just nibble on it until you MANKIND'S DEBT TO BIRDS Has Been Secured. its product out of the restricted zone, Through trains to the tthe strength chew that suits you. Tuck it away. but found it impossible to dispose of Then let it rest. See how easily and evenly the real North Pacific Coast—rail There are two ways of bagging a all of it, with the result that for a how Work Done by Winged Carriers of tobacco taste comes, how it satisfies without grinding, hippopotamus, says a writer in the or water from Puget short time "dry" Bemidji had a small much less you have to spit, how few chews you take to Seeds Is as a General Thing Wide World, and neither is justified river of beer flowing freely but closely Sound cities or Portland be tobacco satisfied. That's why it is The Real Tobacco Underestimated. unless the sportsman is sorely in want guarded by government agents. Chew. That'8 why it costs less in the end. to San Francisco via Astoria of food, for its meat is very poor indeed, The brewery had been in operation It is a ready chew, cat fine and short shred so that you won't have Now and then we see a thriving bit and the Great Northern to grind on it with your teeth. Grinding on ordinary candied tobaccQ and wants a good deal of prepar several years and employed 12 men Df grass or a flowering plant perched makes you spit too much. Steamship line. ration to be palatable to anyone except' and did an average business of about molasses audi In some impossible niche, high in a The taste of pure, rich tobacco does not need to be covered up with the starving. It has a taste I licorice. Notice how the salt brings out the rich tobacco taste ia "Right-Cut." $5,000 a month. A. H. Jester, mffnager wall or chimney. Sometimes the wind Free descriptive literature can only describe as fishy—something One small chew takes the place of two of the brewery, assisted the government big lias carried the seed there and with including Exposition folder of what beef would taste like after being in destroying the stock on hand. chews of the old kind. the help of a little dust and some rain, and full details of the trip wrapped up for a couple'of days the seed has found sufficient encouragement WEYMAN-BRUTON COMPANY with a Scotch haddock of doubtful furnished. to sprout. MAYO PLAN IS DISAPPROVED frestiness. The hippo may be shot in SO Union Square, New York But it is not so often the wind as it G. WHITNEY, water when mortally wounded he is the birds, who have deposited the Agent. Merger of Foundation and University will sink, and will not reappear on (BUY FROM DEALER OR SEND IO?STAMPSTOUS3 seed. Sometimes it has dropped from the surface for several hours, consequently "SEE AMERICA" Medical School Protested by their beaks in flight, but more aften it a tiring lookout has to be las passed undigested through the intestines Physicians' Society. kept for the carcass. If he is only and falls well fertilized to slightly wounded he may charge, but sprout. This is especially true in dry Minneapolis—The united medical more often he will flee and die in the seasons, when the birds swallow less profession of the city, as represented reeds, to serve as food for scavenger Northern Minnesota Hospital grit and so the seeds swallowed are by the Hennepin County Medical society, birds or crocodiles. The other and lot so readily ground up. has voiced its disapproval of the more sporting way is to shoot him on proposed affiliation of the Mayo If it were not for the birds our land. This is, as a rule, only possible Foundation at Rochester with the university Christmas supply of mistletoe and at night, or late in the evening or medical school. It took the lolly would be very scarce, as in the early Jn the morning. It would not form of a resolution of protest, adopted ja$e of the parasite mistletoe especially, be wise to find oneself between the by the medical society and addressed the seeds from the berries would riyljp^xd the wounded hippo,, for he tothe university board of "regents. Tlrer rarely, without birds' help, find their at dnce makes for the water by the vote was decisive against the proposed way up to the limbs of trees, where shortest: route, and* he goes so fast merger. hey can attach themselves to the bark that getting out of his way requires The discussion and resolutions took ind gain the needed assistance. pretty speedy feet and great coolness strong exception to certain features of of nerve. the proposal, the substance of which Sinking of Wrecks. was that the merger would subject the Very little is known as to the depth university to indignity, turn control A Famous Shot. to which a ship will sink, as the of a department over to a private concern A good story is told on a trading Jepth at which observations can be and hamper its freedom of action agent in Nyassaland. He was obsessed made is limited. Any statement on and control of the medical education with. a particularly real horrox the matter must be in the nature of of the state. Copies of the resolution of lions. One of these brutes began conjecture. In the case of woodenships, will be sent to each of the to eat up the natives of the nearby many did not sink, but became regents, to the governor and medical village, doing terrible havoc. The waterlogged and floated for years a societies throughout the state. sigent barricaded himself in his room The marvelous durability of short distance below the surface, constituting The resolution states that post graduates and slept with native watchmen six •6 ft "Nobby Tread** Tires the a serious danger to navigation. will not be under the proper Mot that they are really two tires on duty in case the Upn should try The more modern types of environment at such private institution a fan pne make them the tires that to break into his hAise. One night vessels have occasionally floated for and declares further that the JWtt should unhestiatingly buy." he thought he heard the lion prowling R. H. Monohan, M. D. Flitaheth Monohan, M. jpme time in. this way, being ajtan-^ Twin Cities offer sufficient fkeflittes around, and- prompttyflred out of-.ithi loned perhaps because bf & le'afe/ but for the cltnlcil fitted* Mai? C. ao»U«r, M. D. window, I knocking a hble in the gov sinking eventually. A modern liner "NobbyTread'Tires eminent boat. The following morning which sinks certainly goes to the bottom 0ffie* Mir International Slate Bank. Internatfajial Falla, M| SHORT COURSE AT RENVILLE he ^as astonished to see what had in any instance where the nec* happened. That night hie again heard assary observation is possible. The s®M under their regular MW Agricultural Show Msrked Success, soutils which seemed to foretell th warranty—perfect workmanship greatest known depth of the ocean is Attendance Exceeding 1,000— presence of the iron. He seized hit and material—BUT any adjustBMkt ibout five and one-half miles, and the Exhibit of Products Feature. rifle pnd fired, and this time succeed is'on abasisof FOR THE PRESS average, save in the Arctic and 5,000 Miles ed in bagging the district officer's fa Antarctic oceans where the water is Renville.—-The first extension short vorite mule at the first shot. A cep shallower, would be from two to three course for Renville county was held tain well-known sportsman, who shall Dalles. It is a debatable point whether at Renville, and was a marked suecess, be nameless, was hunting in the dis -HINNMOTA RUBBER CO. a liner sinks to the ocean bed in MinoMDoHs.-m inn. the attendance exceeding 1,000. trlct and heard the story. He wrott that depth, but when badly damaged, North w»»t Distributors 4 ^feature of the show was a fair at to the agent and congratulated hiir is in the case of the Titanic, it is probable which colts, poultry, com, grains, og. shooting his first lion. The agen that she goes a great distance fruity and women's work were exhibited. rose to the occasion, and now sllencef below the surface and may even reach LfThe course was under the direction all skeptics by producing the letter the bottom. of Franz Krause, agriculturist of DOWN DEEP IN YOUR POCKET He has since acquired quite a repu Renville high school, and W. E. Morris, tation as a lion-hunter on the strengtt PATENTS county agent. John Bower conducted Complete Culture. Of this testimonial.—Capt. W. Roberl TRADE-MARKS Matthew Arnold defined culture as the work, assisted by A. B. Foran, in the American Boy. The coin* ache for freedom. They exert an Lathrop, Alfred Carlsted, Mrs. Willis acquaintance with the best that had COPYRIGHTS and Mrs. Cavanor, all from the extension been said, done and thought in previous Live Dangerously. influence over you to be put into circulation. No division. Dr. G. S. Weaver, ages, and regarded such acquaintance I rejoice in all signs that a mor» in Charge of the hog cholera investigation as essential to correct conceptions Send model, or sketch and manly, more warlike age is beginning temptation to spend needlessly when the money is in in Renville county, spoke on the of life and duty and adequate Which will, before all things, bring description for preliminary results of his work. enjoyment of the high privilege bravery once more into repute! Foi examination. Book contain* of living. And he was right, the bank on interest. Stilt an account now with it must prepare the way for a stil Winona.—At the closing session of ing Over 200 mechanical but not entirely so, for life is more loftier age, and store up the force neo the Southern Minnesota and Western than culture, and some of the most movements sent free on request. whatever surplus you have—even a dollar will open essary to it—that age which ahal] Wisconsin Beekeepers' association cultured men have been the most carry heroism into the domain ol so) resolutions were adopted protesting heartless oppressors of their fellows. knowledge and wage wars on behalf of an account. Don't allow your money to work you against the change proposed by the That which makes man man ideas and their consequences. efficiency commission that would re* is that he is made in God's image, is W. N. Roach, Jr., Alton—j Believe me, the secret of extracting th« move the state bee inspector and p'lm make it work for you-this is the way others get ahead. that his is a divine nature, that he greatest profit and enjoyment from existence and Counsellor, at Liw, the control of the bee business in Minnefota Is destined to see him as he is. In is this, dangerously! Build live under the/supervision of the Mechanical A Electrical order to be a completely made man, your cities on Vesuvius! Launch youi ihiitector of plants, as is provided in FIRST NATIONAL BANK he shall need to give heed in his the economy measure. Ships on uncharted seas! Live at wai preparation to his divine nature, to McGili Bafldn* with your equals and with yourselves! the cultivation of his divine attributes, International Falls, Mmn. Be robbers and conquerors, y© enlightened Washington, D. Mrs. Hlgbeo's Lies In Body Stats. ttist he may grow in greater ones, so long as ye- cannot be Minneapolis, March 9.—Among' the likeness to his Father and be prepared rulers and possessors.—From ''The totatods of friends of Mrs. C. 0. Hi* to ptaiid before his judgment throne Joyful Wisdom," by Friedrleh Nietzsche. be# who viewed th« body as It lay in onabashed.—W. A. Harper,- LL.D. stat#' in Mrs. Hlfbfte's late fcpaitftienta SOT at tilt Sevllls, Sslby avenue and ftebi A tew years ago a nre occurr«*5 ex. aoctor toid nim he needed car- were many children, who cain« one morning at a house in Liverpool, bohydrates, proteids, and above all, to pay their last respects to the worn? England, and as the staircase was well A® Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel something nitrogenous. The doctor International Falls Abstract Co. an who had been their great friend. alight before it was discovered the occupants mentioned a long list of foods for 200 MODERN ROOMS had to seek some other means him to eat. He staggered out and j&MaM ia Heart ef BasiaaM Ditfriet of escape. Robberts Fall to Get New 8tamps. S I N O E A E $ wabbled into a restaurant BURDICK, KREMER & KING, Proprietor* •UMOPLAN MTirORTWOKRMNil ll.ie The companion to an elderly invalid Mankato.—Apparently aware that he asked "How about beefsteak?" MIVATK BATH AND TOILET EXTRA lady was reading the newspaper report Postmaster Lyons had just received a the Abstracts, Real Estate and Insurance waiter. "Is that nitrogenous?" COMPLETE SAFETY of consignment of $800 Worth of stamps, the fire to her, which stated that The waiter didn't know. AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS one servant escaped down a water pipe robbers broke into the Madison Lake Collections, Conveying and l.oans AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION "Are fried potatoes rich in carbohydrates po8tofflce and dynamited the safe. The at the back of the house. (INSURANCE RECORDS SNOW NO UVEB I or not?" CVER LOST IN A SPRINKLED BUILDING.) new stamps had been placed in a bank. At this statement the old lady exclaimed The waiter couldn't say. J. E. BURDICK. Manager CVERV ROOM MAS HOT AND COLD RUNNINB The robbers got only the few dollars' WATER. BTEAM HEAT. OAB AND ELECTRIC "Well, I'll fix it," declared the poor USHTB. AND TELEPHONE SERVICE. worth of stamps In stock. International Falls Minnesota "But how thin the poor dear must me a large man in despair. "Bring SEVEN STORY ANNEX IN CONNECTION. have been!" tdata of hash As Mi! •hvT -v-vftnikv