rf* s&v s^eiffc*«gsjT $m&$ "h_*/*? ,v 6 **$ *V"- A. Ik *••*/*. 4*11, -j .T '^J1'^'|I^I^ INTERNATIONAL TALLS PRESS ^i-"°" MENAGE TO SEAMEN AMERICA'S MISSION RULE BRIJANNIA SOME' OF THE ACH1EVEMENTS Don't have to think of how 'twill OF PRES. WILSON a 4? When Britain .first, at Heaven's harm me Those who have traversed the FOR A YEAR AND A HALF command, To let the people have their say. by-ways of Europe, who know Arose from out the azure main. Don't have to hire a private army Shipmasters Always on Lookout the rapturous beauty of that continent To ward the torch and bomb And guardian angels sang this for Ocean Derelicts. and the simple home life away. strain: A firm foreign policy—one of Rule, Britannia, rule .the of the real people in its many Watchful waiting—which prevented Don't have to dwell on board a lands, will feel a deeper sorrow waves Abandoned and Unsinkable Vessels a war with Mexico, and niade yacht, ... that a war-holiday has been de- Britons never will be slaves. Inspire Sailors With Terror In a1 impossible untold loss of lives, the and^e ,aw Or ask my conscience, "What's Foggy Weather—Danger of dared against kming the use?" Lumber Ships. demoralization of business, &i>d one's felfowmen has been repeala The nations, not so blest as thee, Or see my children, like as not, staggering war debt. On the ed till Mars shall have destroyed Must in their turns to tyrants New York.—The dismasted, battered Careering swiftly toward the fall Other hand the Mexican people the temple of civilization and falhave hulk of a derelict, floating so low in deuce. While thou shalt flourish, great advanced as never before by ^en *n ru*ns exhausted and the water as to be almost level with 1 drunken with glory. and free, the waves, is, of course, a very great the president's fight to restore to Don't have to bow to thriving danger to navigation, especially in The war gong in such a titantic The dread and envy of them all: foggy weather. them possession of their land. rings, struggle sounds the doom of a Rule, Britannia, rule the The majority of derelicts are sailing Or sell my* soul for revenue— waves million men and the life-sorrow ships laden with timber. They IL The marvelous durability of Don't have to do a lot of things Britons never will be slaves. A revision of the rules of business of millions more,—parents, widows, may have been dismantled and rendered & "Nobby Tread" Tires the 1 fact that they are really two tires g' That some other poor rich man absolutely helpless in storms, without the usual and here- and'orphans. In the midst in one make them the tires that partly demolished by fire, by collision has to do. Still more majestic shalt thou rise, tofore inevitable panic. As the of science beauty, surrounded by you should unhestiatingly buy. with an iceberg or by the mere force —L. H. Robbins in Newark News. result of the efforts of the president the works of art, the home of More dreadful from each & I of the waves themselves. The crew, foreign stroke the laws have been made philosophy, with the music of the unable to make their ship seaworthy, As the loud blast that tears the the same for everybody—big and masters in their ears, and the may have abandoned it in the boats, "NobbyTread'Tires 1 or have been rescued by some passing skies little—not by wholesale denunciation sweet chime of cathedral bells ALCOHOL IN WAR AND PEACE. vessel, but, whatever their fate, Serves but to root thy native are now sold under their regular and litigation, but by peaceable breathing their benediction to the their forsaken ship, if laden with warranty—perfect workmanship France has forbidden the sale of absinthe oak: and judicious means. world, they march solemnly into wood, remains practically unsinkable and material—BUT any adjust- |. while the war is on. War Secretary Rule, Britannia, rule the the valley of the eternal shadow. and is driven hither and thither over ment is on a basis of III. Kitchener of Great Britain has the ocean at the mercy of the winds 5,000 Miles And for what good? No oracle waves announced that no presents of wine Refutation of the oft-repeated and currents. Britons never will be slaves. makes answer, for the gods themselves or spirits will be accepted or forwarded taunts that the Democratic party In course of time the swelling of the do not know. The hates, to soldiers at the front. In Norway vood cargo may burst the hull asunder, MINNESOTA RUBBER CO* had not capacity for solving questions Minneapolis, Minn. and other neutral countries the The haughty tyrants ne'er shall the jealousies, the shortcomings, but until this happens or until requiring constructive treatment. Northwest Distributors I distilleries and breweries have been the vessel is driven ashore and broken the limitations of human nature tame Witness the currency, tariff, shut down in order that supplies of into matchwood against some ironshod All their attempts to bend thee unBonnuniiuiiii!»i seem the ultimate cause. But is "•grain available for food may not be income tax, the nearly completed coast, it will remain a terror to passing blood-letting the cure! Are there down wasted. trust bills and other wise Bhlps. In the presence of war the dangers too many people in the world, Will but arouse thy generous Now and then a steamer may be legislation that not only received and wastefulness of alcohol as a beverage rendered helpless owing to its machinery and must some be summarily disposed flame, the votes of Democrats, but the are clearly recognized. Soldiers becoming disabled, by shortage of? Why hold a physical But work their woe, and thy renown. votes of Republicans and Bull befuddled with liquor cannot shoot of coal, by fire or by the loss of examination to see if men are fit straight, however much of false bravery Moosers as well in both the senate its rudder or propellor in heavy for the shambiesr Why not have potations might give them. The Rule, Britannia, rule the weather. Its crew may decide to abandon and house. deadening effects of absinthe are fatal some scientific system of selection, waves it and take to the boats, but if BLACK SHOES to military efficiency. There is little IV. they neglect to open the sea cocks and take those who are in Britons never will be slaves. tSSLSfe, or no nutrition in beer and whisky, on their departure their ship may float A tariff that compels the trusts pain or least fitted for the fight whereas the grain stuffs from which for many a long day. to sell- as cheaply to you as to the for life? Have not wars by killing To thee belongs the rural reign they are made will fieed hungry The erratic movements of some people of foreign lands. Framed the best and bravest and leaving mouths. derelicts are almost uncanny. Not so Thy cities shall with commerce without concessions to special in-% But if absinthe is an enemy of military the culls and cowards to breed very long ago a Norwegian sailing ship shine efficiency, so is it an enemy of called the Crown left Nova Scotia for terests. deteriorated the race and retarded main, efficiency in civil life. If tipsy soldiers a South American port. It was laden civilization? Was it not war All thine shall be the subject V. cannot shoot straight, workmen with timber and, while still in the Ijroop^^^nNjjEYj more than all other things that A currency law under which whose brains and muscles are in any And every shore it circles, North Atlantic ocean, was overtaken "Oil Paste" Polish degree paralyzed by alcohol cannot dragged the ancient nations down by a terrible storm, which dismasted you get your money when you thine: do their work well or with profit to and left it a battered wreck. For all kinds of Black Shoes to dust? Must the Rhine, the need it—one that prevents panics Rule, Britannia, rule the themselves or their employers. The The crew, realizing it was useless to Blacks, Polishes, Preserves Seine and the Danube follow the and insures stable financial conditions. waves brain worker who indulges in strong remain on board, abandoned It and •I** Russet "Oil Paste" Nile and the Euphrates? drink is still worse off, from an efficiency Britons never will be slaves. took to the boats, never to be heard Same size box. each 10c. In view of ancient national ruins standpoint. of again but their ship, although it VL Ask Your Dealerfor vanished completely for no less than is it not the time for modern nations And if the distillers and brewers The Muses, still with Freedom An income tax that places upon waste foodstuffs that would keep off three months, was sighted at the end to stop, look, listen, and to found, the rich a just proportion of the of this time on the edge of the Sargasso the pinch of hunger in war time,* so declare for "safety first?" Shall to thy happy coast repair sea, a good 700 miles from $1,000,000,000 a year which is now they do in times of peace. Hunger is The opportunity to lead in a where disaster overtook it. not peculiar to war. Some day the of maintaining the federal the cost world-wide peace movement has Soon afterward it was sighted off economic waste involved in the business Blest isle! with matchless beauty government. Bermuda, but then disappeared again of making intoxicants will be been thrust upon the American crown'd, and may still be drifting about the VII. abolished.—Minneapolis Journal editorial people. To neglect it would be a BIRTHDAY AND WEDDING And manly hearts to guard ocean. Aug. 27, 1914. An arbitration act providing for crime. Seagirt and secure in our PRESENTS Another sailing ship was abandoned the fair: conciliation and arbitration in continental isolation we have become off Cape May. The crew endeavored Rule, Britannia, rule the ABRAHAM LINCOLN ON PARTY controversies between capital and to destroy it by fire on their departure the natural arbitrator and We have an endless assortment waves labor, which has already been successfully but, although it blazed furiously, the of appropriate gifts, court of equity for the world. In "A free people in times of peace and Britons never will be slaves. sodden, waterlogged cargo eventually employed in preventing representing the newest and all the history of mankind not quiet—when pressed by no common extinguished the flames. great strikes that would have tied finest products of the Jewelers' such mission was ever tendered danger—naturally divide into parties. A few weeks later the hulk was off CHILD WEDGED IN TIN PAIL Art. the entire railway business of up At such times, the man who is of the most powerful monarch. The the English coast and It was thought Wedding rings, beautiful the nation. neither party is not, cannot be, of any It would be dashed to pieces on the land of peace and plenty is asked diamonds, Sparkling jewels, consequence." Chicago Mother Has to Take Baby to shore but, altering its course, It proceeded to give bread and life. VIII. Plumber's to Cut Bucket From Watches, Unique silverware, "We are here to stand firmly for a to the southward along the That the masses of our people Enlargement of the scope of the Head. principle—to stand firmly for a right. Sterling Novelties, Rich cut French coast and was next seen near will respond to the appeal there parcel post, which has reduced the We know that great political and the Azores. Having got thus far, it Glass, Clocks, Etc. Chicago.—Excitement -was created moral wrongs are done, and outrages proceeded to cro& the Atlantic and. is no doubt. It is for us to tender cost of transportation and become on a street car when a woman entered after covering fully 6,000 miles In its committed. Temporizing will do no N E S O N S the divine gift of peace on a lasting and convenient instrument carrying a baby that was muffled completely longer now is the time for decision wanderings, finally drifted ashore Jewelry Store of benefit to the consumer earth and good will to men. And with the exception of one hand. near Panama. —for firm, persistent, resomte action." International Falls, Minn. so Columbia, her chariot hitched Several women protested to the and the producer. Derelicts are sometimes Balved and mother, saying that she would suffocate bring in large sums in salvage money to a galaxy of stars, shall lead "What we want, and all we want, 'Ts/ ix: the'child. to the crews of the ships which tow is to have men who believe slavery forever on from Plymouth Rock Trust laws based on the Golden The mother threw back the covers them into port. (the drink traffic—Ed.) wrong to quit to the Rock of Ages.—Bede's and showed the child with a tin pail otel Rule—"The trusts must do unto voting with those who think it right." Budget. tightly wedged over its head. In playing —A. Lincoln. THOUSANDS OF TROUT DIE others as they would have others it had fallen into the pail. She The above quotations from Abraham do unto them." i. e. 41# 15 IQ E.FIFTH.ST.\ announced she was on her way .to a A RICH POOR MAN. Lincoln applied to present day Cancerous Tumors Causing Much ST. PA UL /A//S/ Obey court decrees! plumber's to have the pail cut off. politics are just as true as they were Trouble, Says Head of Bureau OPPOSITE CITY HALL. Abandon unfair cut-throat competition when uttered by that greatest of all of Fisheries. MODERN EURQ&EAN PLAN Don't have to run -a motor car Americans half a century ago. All Sunday in the dust and heat. Washington.—The federal bureau of LOCATED IN HEART OF BUSINESS DISTRICT Ceace discriminating between A E Ss Rooms with detached bath and fisheries objects to taking care of Don't have to range the country shower bath— purchasers of their goods! land animals, declares Dr. H. M. One person 75c, SI.00 and SI.50 per day far Disgorge control of competitors Smith, head of the bureau, in his annual Two persons in same room, 50c extra. In hope that happiness I'll meet. report to Secretary Redfield. ROOMS with private baths and toilets— acquired under the "holding company" SI.50 S2.00 One person and per day He expresses the opinion that the Two persons in came'room, S1.00 extra. system. duty of looking after the fur-bearing Don't have to join the seasick Send postal card lor colored blotters. Surrender the enormous power animals of Alaska should be transferred WE AIM TO PLEASE throng yielding through interlocking directorates! N to another branch of the service. And go for bath** across the deep. Attention Is called by Dr. Smith to (Note—This gives you and your the need for an experiment station to Don't have to tango all night long son a better chance in life.) study fish diseases and problems in To put myself in shape for sleep. fish breeding. As a result of work X. in investigating cancerous tumors in Legislation providing for cooperative CORSETS Don't have to eat a dozen courses trout, the commissioner says there Is agricultural extension When all I want is ham an£ necessity now of preventing and curing EARTH! Wear them for a work. the disease in.Btreams and hatch* eggs. .... eries. natural figure, Don't have to bother with divorces, XL He points to the economic value of style, comfort and The fostering and development this work and cites the case of one wearing qualites-Sl.OO good Or walk wth spats around my of commerce at home and abroad hatchery at Holden, Vt., where last up. legs. year more than 350,000 trout, the entire as never before. Legislation recently «tock on hand, died of an epidemic. Your correct enacted will result in the Don't have to worry day and model is here. dispatch of commercial attaches ntNtitSOT* night to all foreign countries in addition ntliHESOTA. Green Hair the Latest Freak. A-wandering if the b.utler steals. to the location of offices of this Green hair, which has' so far made E. E. PETERSON & CO. Don't have to hurry out of sight only a tentative and fugitive appear* branch of service in* the various ance at fancy dress balls, Is now to On putting through my business International Falls, Minn. large cities at home. become a recognized addition to the deals. wardrobe of the woman of fashion. Finally. That is the effect of the action of the Your president has worked untiringly. Don't have to hear reformers "Fashions Committee of the Coiffeurs and with a sincerity entirely Copyright applied "for. of Paris," who have decided to equip -hector, new to our political life for If Minnesota were called upon to feed an army of 100,000 brave men called forthwith 40 mannequins with 400 colored Don't have to buy tny clothes out-by Uncle Sam to drive the Huertaistas intb the sea, it would be one of the wigs and to let them loose upon what he considered the best interests abroad, -j softest snaps that ever confronted this good old state. Indeed, if figures do a tolerant, but startled, world. The of mankind. He has worked Don't have to fool the tax collectv/ not lie, there would- be little difficulty in feeding five times that number, as associated hairdressers find it no ob The Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel far as corn and grains are concerned. unceasingly and without Vacation—iay lection that the new coiffure will be or, £2 200 MODERN ROOMS Here is the menu which each of the 100,000 Boys in Blue could draw upon "extremely dear," both in itself and In in and day out—for the $1Is—tsdeiNQLEBIHIBIM of DWrt Don't have to fear the old-book in Heart In a year's campaign, based on the 1913 Minnesota corn and cereal crop: .22 virtue of the fact that each wig must RATE $1^® Corn, as corn pone or corn fritters, 972 bushels wheat, as bread or hardtack* rank and file of the public and not Xlr fraud. PLAN un no have a dress to match. Indeed, when SU TWO miom lt.M 680 bushels oats, as oatmeal porridge, 1,12&bushels barley, as barley cakes, MMVATK «ATN AND TOIUCT «MM for any clique or group. He has one considers the obvious scope there 848 bushels rye, a«,rye bread, J,7 bushels. The chance of starvation would COMPLETE SAFETY worked for peace—peace at home Don't have to dodge the anarchist, be meagre. Is for freaks which have nothing to AUTOMATIO SPRINKLER# 11 Last year Minnesota led herliister states in corn, oats and rye production. recommend them beyond their expenslveness, AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION Or lead a lonely, lovers life, .as well as peace abroad. J^fcJ The Minnesota State Fair, desirous of keeping the state in leadership, (MAUIIANEC SHOW NO UVS* one cannot but applaud the hkooro* The record made by Woodrow Or growl with gout in heel or fist, -^•VM LOST IN •MIINKLIO NWILDINa.) is offering more liberal prizes for com and grains than ever before. A number lenience and moderation of the great MM HOOH HAS MOT AND OOLD RUNNIN* of $200 silver cups are to be awarded in the championship classes. A big -Or keep'the papers from my Wilson is without parallel in the ITM. STTAM HEAT. OAS AND CU6TNIO arbiters of fashion.—-Pall .Mall Gar corn contest is planned for the boys. Agricultural Hall will be rammed to the LIMITS, ANR TIUMONI •sRVies. entire history of the nation* setta- 7 year. I roof with exhibit* thla SKVKN STORT ANNIX IN OONNCCTION. 'I#