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The lovemaklng of the garden spider The drummer from New York was The republic of San Salvador Is Business in its widest sense of eommerce A young woman ran down the _When he is admitted within, his is very interesting. making his first trip through Maine the only government on earth that and industry is only a means to gangway of the ship just in from doom is sealed, if that is a proper ex* The male spider, which can be distinguished and had traveled up into the Aroostook collects lighthouse fees on account of 4n end, remarks the Chicago Evening South American ports, and flung her. pression in connection with a senorita from the female by his region, where the towns are a volcano that it owns—and without Post. It is an instrumental activity, arms about the neck of a man who* of ravishing- eyes and hair, says Century small size and knobbed palpi, begins small and far apart and the chief products the Slightest cost of upkeep! 4 had been waving to her. Magazine. Once he has become buttressing and bulwarking of a by throwing out silk till he manages potatoes and Christmas trees. The volcanic beacon is about eight personal and social life that should be "Gracious, Natalie!" he cried„ visitor inside the great fort-like to make a road between himself and Here he stopped over night in a miles inland from the port of Acajutia, bigger and more important than any "what's the matter with your hair?, doors, he is expected to declare hl^ the middle of the female's web. He hamlet that possessed merely a very and its pillar of cloud by day It's red, and it was blonde when you* lntjentlon, and stick to it Even then of the tools by. which it maintains then runs along this road, raising his and of Are' by night Is visible for primitive inn. At dinner there was itself. went away." To make business an end in thire are no sentimental rambles for front legs at intervals. The female no soup, but he was served with fish. many miled out at sea. It bursts itself, to devote one's whole life to it "Oh," smiled the young woman,: him and his sehortta Under the palms remains motionless in the center of Then instead of his plate being forth every seven minutes, and is Just "that's the result of a shampoo from. of the patio there are no whispered instead of merely safeguarding one's the web. changed the waitress came with a as accurate as any revolving light life by it, is not only a mistake, but a the water of a little lake in lea, Peru."5 conversations full of sweetly maudlin The male then runs to her and rapidly platter of meat and placed a generous that warns mariners of danger in any blighting one. For business inevitably She told that during a recent visit' monotony. He sits in a rocking chair helping carefully on one side of the part of the world. Every vessel that' pats her on the back, sometimes to lea she had found that the Indiansthere makes demands oh a man's character that is one of a painfully straight row puts in at Acajutia has to pay its with two front legs, sometimes with fish bones. The drummer did not balk had their hair tinted every imaginable which would rapidly sear and scar it ranged down the middle of the momHis four. He then returns to his starting at that, for he was very hungry and lighthouse fee. There is no other If the contrary demands of culture, color. She learned that theyi senorita sits in one in a similar point ready to pass over almost anything lighthouse than the volcano, but that dyed their hair with the waters of straight row opposite. The rest of religion and the art of using leisure is a sufficient excuse for the government for the sake of a good meal, and he Next time perhaps the female comes did not counteract. several small lakes in lea, all of which the row is occupied by the senor though it might be the regular Maine of San Salvador to make the to meet him with "open arms." He contained water of different colors. A little illustration of this tendency father and the senora mother and ,the style. a regulation charge for its gratuitous then rushes to her, but no sooner has —only straw in point of size, but hot **I thought tha.t I would look so senoraa aunts and the senoritas sis* services. Presently, however, the girl brought he reached her than she folds up her much better If my hair was a deep without its indicative value—is given tars, and all the rest of the household. in another platter full of pieces of pie legs and pretends to be unconscious red, so I went to the lake containing by German manufacturers. They are For an hour or two hours they rock and one of these she slid off on the the reddish water, named Ruacachina, of his presence. At this he again rapIdly sending out slips to all their correspondents at each other and speak noble politenesses. The Touch of Genius. same plate. Then the traveler thought pats her on the back. Often when and shampooed my hair. It certainly asking them to omit all Then the senor father begins Sandy Macpherson started to build worked fine." it time to call a halt, for he had not the female is in the middle of her web forms of courtesy in their futuse correspondence. to indicate, very much as senors fathers a small outhouse of brick. After the yet become used* to pie with fish he tries to attract her by shaking Terms equivalent to sometimes do in the United usual plan of bricklayers, he worked flavor. his silken road as hard as he can. our "Dear Sir" and "Yours truly" States, that he would lay the parental from the inside, and, as he had the Oyster's Ups and Downs. The Serving maid was a bit uncertain waste too much time. With half a This courtship takes a very long head on the pillow. The senor lover material elose beside him, the walls The total number of persons engaged whether he could have the clean time. The affair from which I took man's life spent on a schedule of were rising fast when noon arrived, in the oyster industry of the picks up his hat from the stone floor plate he requested and called the these notes occupied in fact two days, such severe utilitarianism as that, the and with it his son, Jock, who brought entire United States is 67,257, with and rises. The senorita sweetheart landlord in, to whom the guest explained unless it was that more than one male need for a counteracting mood of appreciation, his father's dinner. yearly wages amounting to $10,786,801, smiles sweetly at him over her fan, his trouble. The host listened of the cultivation of tile took part in the performance. With honest pride in his eye, Sandy and the capital invested, excluding but with holy calm. The senor father attentively, but when the drummer graces of life, is obvious. The idea the value of the private beds, is $16,880,032, and the senora mother say graciously: looked at Jock over the wall on which The length and monotony of these, finished he withered that modest New of devoting all one's activities to the the Christian Herald observes. "Adols, Don Enrique. It was to us he was engaged, and asked: courtships is, however, sometimes, Yorker with a look of scorn* and demanded: demands of such a spirit—and too much pleasure," and Don Enrique "Hoo d'ye think I'm gettin' on??" varied by a rival lover, who in the The yield of oysters for 1913 was 32,988,815 many men do just that—is revolting says: middle of the courtship suddenly descends bushels, an average of a third "Famous, feyther but hoo dae ye to the most rudimentary sense of relative "What do you want of all them different of a bushel for every man, woman and "Much thanks: It lis hoped that one get oot? You've forgot the door!" on the web by a road of his values in human life. plates, anyway? Have you got own and, should he not find the female child in the country. Every restaurant, may have the pleasure extreme of arriving One glance round him showed Sandy partitions on your insides?" again some evening?" however humble or wherever that his son was right but, looking at home, runs along the road of situated, as well as every great hotel, "Some evening," is the next evening kindly at him, he said: his rival, and often drives him oif. And the drummer, realizing that the is expected during the season to have In the same rocking chair. In this case the new lover became hotel was charging him only $2.50 a "Man Jock, you've got a gran' held Knowledge and Spelling. day, which had been exacted in advance, oysters on the bill of fare. In olden on ye! Ye'll be an architect yet, as tired of 'his courtship very quickly, It is jolly to read among all the times the epicures of Athens and other sure's yer feyther's a builder."— and in about five minutes went away, meekly subsided and ate his QUEER ANTICS OF LIGHTNING contests of spelling reformers that we pie humbly. cities close to the ocean had an abundance Youth's Companion. allowing the first lover to return.-—' bad spellers spell badly because we of shellfish such as we use, and Country Life. know too much. I am speaking sadly Not Always of a Tragic Nature, Some enjoyed them very much. But to the Tribute to Stenographers. INNOCENT OF THAT ANYWAY of myself. When once you know three Even Humorous to All but Jews this kind of food was forbidden The classics are full of allusions or four languages—say French, Latin, PROBABLY CHILD WAS RIGHT the Victims. by their law, which, allowing certain which suggest that no matter what Greek and English—you can never be One Form of Interference, and the kinds of fish, rejected much sea food, may have been the defects of shorthand, certain what is the accepted way of The antics played by lightning are Products India Taken as a Mixture, Most Harmful, of Which Youth of including the oyster, which was probably regarded from a modern standpoint, spelling such words as "apartment" or sometimes almost beyond belief. A Internally, Wculd Be Apt to Lead Was Not Guilty. little known to the ancients. the stenographers of antiquity "address," or even "literature." And common trick is that of undressing its to Discomfort. "And whatsover hath not fins and must have been very expert. In some German and Spanish make for despair. victims. In 1898 two girls and an elderly All horsemen know that a horse scales ye may not eat it is unclean of Horace's satires he takes a fling at The more languages you learn the woman were standing by a reaping that interferes—that is, hits the ankle The Bishop of London has a great unto you" (Deut. 14:10). 4 a brother poet who would often, as a worse you spell your own. Which encourages machine during a storm. A lightning of one foot with the shoe of the other store of anecdotes connected with his great feat, dictate 20 verse3 in one me to spell as I please.— flash struck the woman and foot—suffers greatly. While a human work in the East end Of London. Home-Thrust. hour standing in the same position. London Chronicle. killed her on the spot, while the two being with the same habit may not One of them relates to an examination "All sorts and conditions of men Horace says Lucuiius, of whom be girls were stripped to the skin, even suffer much physically, yet he is likely that was being held in a school. have excellent explanations for their spoke, was verbose and too lazy to endure their boots being torn from their feet. to be sensitive about it. The examiner "d asked one child: No Danger. position in life," said the senator. "A the fatigue oi writing. He may Otherwise they were safe and sound Bion Talmage had this unfortunate "What are the chief products of "Weren't you afraid that the doctoi tramp, however, came under my observation aave been a sorry ooet, but the stenog* —and astonished. habit. As Caleb Peaslee remarked our Indian empire?" you sent for might not be able to relieve who had no illusions about capher evidently knew hi* business. In 1855 a man was struck by lightning upon one occasion, "Bion sounds more And the unhappy Infant nervously the baby when it choked on the the cause of his own condition. near Vallerols, in France, and like a procession than he does like the proceeded to reel off the list she had pieces of dough it tried to swallow?" "A fine looking and fashionably stripped naked. All that could be got up by heart. man walking." And when you listened "No, indeed! One thing a doctoi Indian Le^nd. dressed woman had just alighted from found afterwards of his clothes was a to the sturdy thumps of his shoes, and "Please, sir, India produces curries never fails in is to make any of hii According to an old Cherokee legend, her llmoushie at the hotel entrance, shirt-sleeve, a few other shreds, and the entirely different sounds made and pepper, and rice, and citron, and patients oough up the dough." when plants and animals were created, and was suddenly approached by this some pieces of his hob-nailed boots. when he hit his ankles, Caleb did not chillies, and chutney, and—and— they were told to watch and keep shabbily dressed man, who requested Ten minutes after he regained conscioMte^oftptpd. seein so far/wrong after all. and—" awake for seven nights. The first a dime. Hatf-Way Relief. his ^y«*tv~com-. Among bis neighbors these comments "Yes, yes," said the examiner Impatiently. night nearly all the animals stayed 'No, I have no money to spare plained'of the cold, and inquired how did not rankle, but when Bion Little Laura, who insists on getting "What comes after all awake. The next night several of for you. I do not see why an ablebodied he happened to be naked. was crossing Kenduskeag bridge, in up with her father and mother that?" Another infant's hand shot up. them dropped asleep. The third night man like you should go about 'Such instances have been recorded Bangor, and an idler saw fit to remark early in the morning, was complaining "Well, you tell her what comes after still more went to sleep. At last, on begging.' again and again. In one case a man that." upon his peculiarity, Bion's resentment because her feet were cold. the seventh night, only the owl, the 'I s'pose, ma'am,' replied the lazy and two oxen were struck simultaneously was swift—and pointed. "Drink a nice cup of cocoa," suggested "Please, sir, India-gestion!"—London oanther and a very few animals were tramp, 'it's fer about the same reason and all three killed. The man Tit-Bits. Bion had passed the idler—clumpwhackety!. her mother, "and that, 'will awake. Therefore they have the Btill that a healthy woman like you was found stripped to the skin, and clump-whackety! when make you warm all over." power to see and go about in the boards at a hotel instead of keepin* his boots had been carried 30 yards the latter called after him: Laura sipped in silence for a moment, dark. Even the trees went to sleep. As Futile as Cuss Words. house.'"—Harper's Magazine. away. "In other cases," says Camilla "Say, mister, you interfere a little, then she protested. Only the cedars, the pine, the spruce, From Switzerland comes the news don't y«ju?" Flammarlon, the eminent lfaench astronomer, "Bat it doesn't make me warm all the holly and the laurel were awake of a Swiss workman who contented "lighting has been known to Bion turned and fixed the Questioner over, mamma It only goaa down to all seven nights- Therefor* they are himself not at all with swear-words split men in half, almost as-with a with an agate eye. the middle." slwaya green. to express his disappointment at losing huge jul On June 20, 1868u this hap- "Not with other folks' business, the last train home from Locie, don't," he returned, succinctly.— near Neufchatel. Instead, he waited Youth's Companion. until 2 a. m. and then attempted to SAY'YOU'RE RUNNING. run himself home in a long passenger \bU BET IT IS. MUST BC A MATTE* About Your Eyes. train which he saw at the station. THE BOSS IS" ALL dFLlFEOR. The train was to have started a few What is the color of your eyes? Are OUT OF THE DEATH REAL hours later, and the engineer had his they blue-gray, brown, black or hazel? fires banked and steam up. The workman Do you know the old folks used to TOBACCO CHEW jumped into the locomotive and read points of a person's character pulled every lever he could find, hoping from the coloring of the eyes? Today to start the train. The only result, lots of people hold the same beliefs says the Boston Transcript, was They will tell you that blue-eyed men IN THE BARN that the steam began hissing out in and women are really capable of doing very fine things if they are properly clouds and the whistle blew, waking all the employes, who, thinking an accident trained. Usually those who have blue Easier to Use had happened, hastened to the eyes are affectionate and loving, and spot. There they found the workman,1 enjoy nothing so much as that which Cheaper Use to who was handed over to the police. has a dash of daring in it. And the The man had not touched the main woman with black eyes! She is be BABBITTS LYE lever or the train would have dashed lieved to be quick and fiery, though Into a siding. the gray-eyed woman will remain calm through similar circumstances. Hazel eyes are supposed to be very beautiful, In Fewer Words. IN THE and to indicate a beautiful character, I will take your novel," announced NEW SIFTER CAN always ready for self-sacrifice. the heartless publisher, "if you will iM Sulky,, bad tempers are believed to be cut it down by half." an especial accompaniment of dark The budding Hall Caine cast up his Jyou brown eyes. hands. UST as much as "Cut it?" he cried. "Impossible! want—no more Every word is vital!" THE GOOD JUDGE AND THE MESSENGER Personalities in Court. "Indeed?" replied the publisher. Counsel used to insult one another —comes out of the "Just listen to this passage: 'Outside pretty freely In court. Mr. J. A. Foote, TUST by the taste and the way new sifting top. You the wind moaned unceasingly, its •?.. •, K. C., who was called to the bar in CHICKEN HOUSES voice now that of a childwhich sobs 1875, writes in "Pie Powder": it keeps you tobacco satisfied, you add a lot of water, and within itself in the night, now that of "It is not the custom for leading advocates can tell that "Right-Cut" is a woman who suffers great pain alone, the strongest cleanser of the present day to quarrel, the Real To­ as women have suffered since life began. except occasionally with the judge or Pure, rich, mellow tobacco known is ready for use. And, mingled with the wailing during the luncheon interval but it bacco Chew. It of the wind, rain fell—fell heavily, intermittently, —seasoned and sweetened just enough. has not always been so, and things is liquid muscle. like tears wrung from have been said in public, even by men Wherever there is souls of strong men.'" And it is a ready chew. Less than a quarter of acknowledged position, wbich appear "Well?" said the author. almost incredible when written dirt, wherever germs your old size chew keeps you satisfied. The "Well," retorted the publisher, "why down. breed, wherever there flavor comes along so steady and naturally that not. say simply 'It was raining?'"—' "I remember, for example a Board »wv. Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. of Trade inquiry, where the leader on nobody ever notices that you are chewing. is an offensive odor— one side interrupted his opponent by That's a big satisfaction in itself, say nothing The chances are that in nearly all to for house, barn, anywhere—there declaring that his nerves would not cases tbose of us who say we want the better flavor and comfort. allow him to remain in court urileSf* of is nothing for our friends, wish them to his learned friend moderated hla strident SPRAYING take that best in our way, from our that can equal it voice. The strident one replied bands and for our joy. If the best for1 The Real Tobacco' that hewould endeavor to do so if hla in effectiveness. them should be that they leave us, friend woultf turn away his ugly mug/ RKHTCUTl how many of us could really priiy for a Pouch 10 Cento Both',cii'ltiblii&8' Weriar perfectly JtiSt.** that best? After all, how foolish it is'1 Highest in Strength "Tlktir is gbiiig to put me: to a vtirj A SK yotiir deafifer today. nPli be»eve in the vision and im­ But Not in Price CHEW1N8 trying posltioh "1 he mattered If he doesn't sell "Right* pulse of others for themselves! Men "What, my dear?" she asked. Cut/' send us, 10 cents in rail the conifortB of lift vttien they do TOBACCO "I have been summoned to serve on stamps. We'tf sctad ydu a not trust Its gentle leading for their a jury." triends. WCYMAN-SRUTON COL Vou Oae Less—It Lasts Longer m£ CHICAGO. IU. Flis1 Status: Wrttjg for boohM showing many iiom. Hla 8ole Chfcnce. wgwmbuf Valuable pmMnts for the labels. "Thbrt gibes a' man" wiio makea It a "i ta very, ambitious, He told Write for oatalog. rJ WEYMAN-BRUTON COMPANY point to treat all wom&i ill" me he is determined to make a notae* B. T. BABBITT "The brute! Who la her Mai mm mar mat In the world." j, "You see, he could hardly treat theas P. O. Box 1776 New .rk CKy "Then the only way he can ever to when they're welL He'aa Ik la to cut out his muffler." -"i v.J, 4-^ "S. (ft IT