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International Falls press and border budget (International Falls, Minn.) 1909-1926

April 2, 1914 · Page 1 of 8

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Make it different. hailed as a valiant trencherman, form of Citizen William Howard some city guy's office. Here is bring himself to render bills for You know the people never think Taft before him as an inspiration, but of Minneapolis food he tasted something that actually happened. such telephone conversation, of looking for your old Ad. and little. None but the genial Mr. and the former president's That is, here is how one merchant they couldn't find it if they did. When we and our families are advice on the subject as a guide, Taft will ever know the anguish International Falls, Minn. put his out-of-town competitor It is obscured by its uniformity he experienced as course after well, we do not think much about the man with embonpoint, a, burden on the run. and utterly buried in a crowded course of palatable food was the doctor. We are glad to meet to himself and a nuisance in It happened in a country town mass of other matter of identical him on the street, for he is usually placed before him, or the fortitude the streetcars, should be eliminated in Ohio. Two carloads of goods— type and general appearance. And a cheery soul we are, if he had to summon to carry from the public's midst. staple necessities of life—were then what's the use. The people him through the ordeal. But, good I S O E N anything, the more cordial for "No gentleman should weigh standing on the side-track. They already know your name. Therefore, having no need of him. But when over three hundred pounds," has campaigner that he is, he suffered LUTEFISK— had been shipped in from Dayton just for a trial of six weeks, in silence. the need does befall, is there anyJone long been a Washington aphorism, to fill a demand, supplied by an buy four times the space. Leave else in the world whose coming COD and for years has been attri1buted "Now, I'll tell you," said Judge FISH— outside salesman who had happened a good vacant margin around we await with such eagerness, Taft confidentially to a Minneapolitan to the genial heavyweight SMOKED SALMON- to be intown with the proper yourself just for accentuation, whose gravity of demeanor can friend, "how to reduce president, but during his visit to bunco to "get away with the that is, just to make 'em see you. so make our hearts stop beating, Minneapolis the former chief yourself. To commence with, I PAIL HERRING- orders,"—and that, too, at prices And above all things, give prominence whose cheerful smile can so uplift took a year to take off seventyfive magistrate denied the authorship a shade higher (plus the freight) FRESH LAKE to the article and the special pounds. us? When we are anxious or and charged it to the account of than the local merchant's quotations price. Make it appeal to the frightened, we summon him and the late "Tom" Reed, once famous "All fatty food must be eliminated. SUPERIOR HERRING on the same articles delivered shopper's frenzy for bargains, and we do not care or think how inconvenient speaker of the house and czar of Bread and butter must go. at the customer's door. This CENTS PER lb— they will come with a rush. Never it may be for him to congress. Meat may be eaten once a day, struck me as rather amazing and mind your name. They won't miss answer our call at once we are A difference of nearly eighty but not fat meat, neither fat fish. I thereupon investigated the cause your store. Here's why: This conscious only of our own great pounds in weight made a change Farinaceous food must be banished of the unfortunate situation. same special 'leader' will monopolize need. We get him up out of bed in the Yale professor that astonished like the plague, although I ate Dropping into the leading grocery your whole front window. we take him away from his his Minneapolis friends,, and corn. My meals were mostly of store of the town, I inquired They can't get by without noticing meals we have him come to us a constant chorus of queries, vegetables and food of the cellulose why they didn't stop this intrusion that your store looks different. through wind and rain and snow. "How did you do it, Bill?" poured O N E N O 1 2 8 type—filling but not substantial. into their trade. "How are And yet how often, when the into him. Water should be confined to you going to stop it," growled "Next week focus your forces patient has recovered, and the "Diet," was the invariable response a glass or two a day and tea and the "boss." "Advertise!" I retorted. on some other special 'leader' and doctor's bill was presented, do coffee scratched from the menu. to the inquiries, but into "Advertise?" replied the grocer, so on for six weeks. people defer payment until some Lots of exercise, and walking especially the details the former big man "why, I'm one of the best Grain Privileges Sequel: He did just as I told convenient season. How seldom ,helps. would not go, leaving the impression customers our local paper has. I him. Other live merchants did do they consult the doctor's possible he was the possessor of some "As soon as the desired weight think I've had something in every likewise. convenience! They know MONEY IN WHEAT wondrous secret akin to that is obtained the very rigorous diet week for nigh on twenty years, Consequence: Not another carload that he will probably not make Ponce de Leon sought in the may be stopped, but a certain system but I don't see as I realize any Puts and calls are the safest of foreign goods has been himself disagreeable and press for Everglades of Florida. of dieting must be continued difference. My name is known and surest method of trading in shipped into that town since! payment, as some trades-people One of the recollections Professor or the weight will return. I expect anywhere within trading distance "Nuf said." with whom they have dealings wheat, corn or oats. Because your Taft carried away with him to to take off thirteen pounds of here anyhow." Then I lit into may do their sense of gratitude loss is absolutely limited to the his New Haven home was the more during my vacation and get him. "Now, my friend, that is just and obligation, which may have THE DOCTOR'S CLAIM amount bought. No further risk. down to 250. Originally I weighed it. Your name is known well been keen enough in their hour see the advantages that Almighty 343 now I tip the scales at 263." Positively the most profitable enough. But how about your of need is already dulled their has given, in allowing us good He is generally modest in making —Minneapolis Journal. goods? You know there is advertising way of trading. normal selfishness is in the ascendant. health and three squares a day it and slow to press it. He and then there is advertising. Open an account. You can buy the kicker also has his place to One kind spreads your name is seldom a mercenary man. The A TOUCHING INNOVATION On the other hand, certain persons—fewer 10 puts or 10 calls on 10,000 act as governor and check on the all over everything until your profession that sets for its follower in number—make a over-enthusiastic booster and to bushels grain for $10, or you can goods are hidden behind your a high ideal of service does point of paying the doctor's bill call attention to the imperfections At a recent raising in a country buy both for $20, or as many^ name. There is no use of your as soon as it is rendered. They not attract those who are primarily that lodge, after reading the charge of may be remedied, often at a paying the local paper for telling more as you wish. An advance or feel that only by such promptness the third degree, the Worshipful small expense. But the knocker animated by greed or gain. the people what your name is. I decline of 1 cent gives you the can they show in a practical way Master continued as follows, has on rightful place in any community. What you want to do is to stimulate With the advance in the cost of chance to take $100 profit. A their gratitude for a service that which moved the candidate to His little hammer is always an interest in your goods. living, physicians' fees have not is for them literally without price. at hand to pound the booster tears, and moistened the eyes of movement of 5 cents $500 profit. Put out a 'Leader' every week. kept pace. The "family doctor's" —The Youths'Companion. many of the older men: and rap the kicker. From those Write for full particulars and Make the price on one particular charges for visits and for office It is ,a fine thing to be a booster of his ilk, Good Lord deliver us.— "Jim, you are now a Mason. I Bank References. commodity so attractive that it calls are about what thev wert- and see the good things of life, to Northern News. fear, though, that it will be many I R. W. NEUMANN years before you will know what New First National Bank Building this means. There is not a man in AT THE NEW VIKING and instructive photo drama before band of Christians and the persecutions the Italian stage and their acting COLUMBUS, OHIO this room, Jim, who hasn't watched THEATRE APRIL 13th the public. Every student of of Peter and Paul the alone is more than worth the you grow up from a little shaver Address all mail to Lock Box T420 history and the Bible should enjoy apostles. Those who seek draifaatic price* of admissio/i. In carriage, in a calico dress to manhood. The most wonderful achievement it and glean the values so admirably intensity and sensation are grace, gesture and expression There is not a man in this room yet in photo drama, George illustrated of the causes amply supplied with the pictures they have no peers—as far as *IVE "SYRUP OF FIGS" who did not watch you all through Kleine's marvelous production of that brought about the fall of of the gladiatorial combats, the photo dramas yet exhibited have TO CONSTIPATED CHILD and although you have school, "Quo Vadis," adapted from Henry Rome and the rise of Christianity chariot races, the struggles of the shown. thought all your life that you had Sienkiewicz's novel of the same under the most hostile and pagan giant slave Ursus with the savage Mr. George Kleine presents the Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm no father, I want to tell you now titk made by the famous opposition. The romantic side is bull, the burning of Rome, a most spectacle in a thoroughly dignified tender little Stomach, liver and that you had a hundred. and bowels. company, the Cines, will furnished by the love story of the vivid and thrilling spectacle in manner, omitting no detail Italian "Your father belonged to this lodge, Jim—was Master of it— Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, your little one's stomach, liver and although you can hardly remember and bowels need cleansing at onoe. him, every man in this doesn't When peevish, cross, listless, room followed him to his grave, sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever* ish, stomach sour, breath bad hat and every man in this room knows sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give that his life was as spotless and a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs," and in a few hours all the foul, as square as a man's life can be Cs -as•x constipated waste, undigested food and, Jim, while we don't know and sour bile gently moves out of Its much about heaven our innermost little bowels without griping, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask souls cry out the truthfulness of your druggist for a 50-cent bottle of the life to come, and we know "California Syrup of Figs," which con* that somewhere in that.Great Beyond tains full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. your father is looking down on you and on me this minute, and is glad, and will watch your career as a man and Mason with BOY WANTED: renewed confidence and hope. "He and we will watch you In every town to sell the from now on, Jim. He knew when St. Paul Sunday Pioneer you got into the habit of playing Press the best Sunday ten-cent limit with that gang newspaper in the Northwest. down to the hotel, and it hurt Splendid inducements him, and it hurt us. All your to right boy. Reference future life, Jim, try to remember required. Liberal that he is looking down on you, supply of sample copies and when comes up to you a question and full particulars upon of right and wrong to decide, request. Address try to think what he would like Circulation Department to have you do, and we here, your friends, would like to have you St. Paul Sunday Pioneer do, and remember, you have the Press a honor of this old lodge to sustain St. Paul, Minnesota now—the lodge that your father loved and was Master of. "Qf course you are a man now, Jim, but when you were a little 10 CENT "CASCARETS" boy with a soft round body—your FOB UVES AND BOWELS daddy used to take you in his arms and pray God that He would guide you in the path that you Curs tick Headache, Constipation* have started into to-night, and Biliousness, Sour 8tom*eh, Bad Breath—Candy Cathartic. partly for that dad's sake, partly for" God's sake, partly for the sake of the honor of this old lodge, No odds how bad your liver, stom* sch or bowels how much your bwl but mostly for your own sake, aches, how miserable, you are from Jim, I beg .of you now never to be the attraction at the Viking. constipation, indigestion, biliousness handsome and valiant young itself, and the inhuman torture for the comfort and pleasure of talcd a step that will make us regret and sluggish bowels—you always fit April 13th. Roman, Vinitius, for the Christian of the Christians by throwing the public. It is divided into three relief with Cascarets. They lnuM* what we have-done tonight." This glorious series of pictures maid Lygia, and the exquisite diately cleanse and rigulate the stoat them to the wild beasts and burning acts with an eight miiiute intermission —The Texas- Freemason. ach, remove the sour* fermenting foot make up a complete evening!? entertainment passion of Petronius and Eunice, them as torches. No detail between each and is accompanied and foul Basse take the eycess bill and visualizes/ all the his slaves. History is supplied in that lends to spectacular grandeur by appropriate music COM* Ow' from the liter and carry off the For a first-class, modern, upto-date jtfitiqpal episodes of the famous stipated waste matter and poise* the pictures of Nero.and his court or dramatic power has been omitted on the organ, arranged specially hotel, nothing better anywhere from the intestines and bowels. A from which it was taken. and the fullest depths of tragedy in this marvelous production. for the attraction. The performance 14-ceat boxfrom your druggist wil at popular prices, remember keep your liver and bowels cleaa It embraces romance, tragedy and are measured'by the illustrations The. principal characters are portrayed lasts a little more than two the Beaufort Hotel of Minneapolis, &V stomach sweet and head clear tar history, and is the most veracious of the sufferings of the sturdy Minn.v by the foremost artists of hours. months. They work while jou slMft lb* & J! ,jC ij'f ''v#- "V 30 WJ, ..••• 'i- L-