V?V V" 7*F? JJ!_'^ A.-*J' i»v 1MTSKM ATlONAL PALLS PRESS. Irish Good Business Men* Do you expect to make Christmas CHIVALRY OF THE ANIMALS THROUGH THE SARGASSO SEA Phoebe fs Cautlods. Agricultural co-operation is organ* gifts this year? Could you give any MISTAKES OF A SCIENTIST The other day in my walk I came Ized in Ireland, through the efforts of thing your nearest friends would upon two fehoebes' nests under overhanging Human Trait That Is Shown in Their Captain Brings Report of 8pot So Irishmen, in a way which brings experts rocks, both with half fledged1 Attitude Toward the Young and like better than a high-class, true-tolife Dreaded by Mariners in the Sir George Alry'a Predictions About from other countries to examine young in them, and in neither case the Weak. Days of Sails. photo? Better arrange now for Atlantic Cable and Big Ben Were and imitate. The farming in County were the parent birds in evidence. Proved Wrong. a sitting at Emerson's Studio and get Kildare and thereabouts suffers not One of the most interesting of all They d'd not give their secret aw»y Capt. S. A. Beauchant, commanding your photos before the holiday rush by comparison with any other district the human. traits in the animals is by setting up the hue and cry that Albyn steamship Thistletoe, has sent Sir George Biddell Airy, British I in the United Kingdom. And, in matters is on.—Adv. nesting birds usually set up on such that of chivalry, as shown by the animals' a report, to the. imperial merchant astronomer royal, told the pioneers of concerning the horse, Irish maintain, occasions. I finally saw them, as silent in their attitude toward the service guild of Japan on his experience the first Atlantic cable that it was a and are extending, their old supremacy. as shadows, perched near by, with young and weak. It is an unwritten in a mysterious stretch of sea mathematical impossibility to submerge They have an unerring eye food in their beaks, which they finally GIVE "SYRUP OP JIGS" law- in the animal world that the in the Atlantic, called the Sargasso the cable to the necessarydepth, for. his qualities they will pick up swallowied as my stay was prolonged. young have rights which must he respected. sea, which is almost in a line with the and if it were possible no signals TO CONSTIPATED CHILD a despised brute in an English salering And the nests, both on a level with This accounts for the unusual Gulf of Mexico, about 800 miles southeast could travel through so great a and make thousands by selling my eye, were apparently filled only sight, sometimes seen, when a of the Bermudas. It is said to distance. Sir George was also asked the progeny back to Englishmen. Let with a motionless mass of bluish Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm fierce dog who has thrashed ever? have been discovered: by Columbus, about the possibility of making Big us, In all our discussions of Irish affairs,-bear tender little Stomach, liver .... mold. As I gently touched them, instead pther dog 'in the neighborhood, and who was involved in it for a. fortnight. Ben, the great clock in the tower above* in mind the fact that the and boweTs.' of four or five heads with open has become a terror to every upstart "I sailed from Norfolk,. Va., for Rio de the houses of parliament, so trustwor* Irishmen may be and often is, a mouths springing up, the young only in puppydom, will turn tail and flee Janeiro, South America, on May 1," thy that it would not lose five sec* good man of business as well as an settled lower In the nest and disposed in an apparent terror when a young runs the captain's report. "On the onds a day on the average. He re» Look at the tongue, mother! If amusing companion and & first class themselves in a headless, shapeless dog or kitten is presented to him. coated, your little one's 'Stomach, liver next day we fell in with the gulf of plied that no clock exposed to th* soldier. mass. The phoebe is evidently a very and bowels need cleansing at once. The maternal and paternal instincts weeds, and day after day we. passed weather could run with so small ai( When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't cautious bird, though no birds are are among the strongest of all. Parents through large patches that were error. The late Lord Grimthorpe, how* Women and Ugly Men. sleep, eat on act naturally, or is feverish, more familiar about our porches arid will grieve over the loss of the ever, said he would guarantee the degree spread all over .the ocean as far as the stomach sour, breath bad has What chance has a homely man to outbuildings.-—John Burroughs in the young, but they apparently have no of exactness, and by designing eye could see. About five p. m. on sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give win a prize in the baffling game of Atlantic Monthly. conception of death. There is deep his gravity escapement he produced a May 7 the temperature of the sea water a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of matrimony. A good one—in Berlin— sympathy, or something very close to timepiece that is never five seconds suddenly rose 20 degrees, and I noticed Figs," and in a few hours all the foul, where Fraulein Derben has Just organized Metal Soles for Farm Shoes. it among animals. A cry of distress out with the observatory at Greenwich* that small objects were floating constipated waste, undigested food "The League Against Beauty." Shoes with aluminum soles are now from a fellow-beast or bird in trouble to which it signals its time each day* and sour bile gently moves out of Its around the different patches of weeds, The members—all pretty girls, of made for farmers and laborers who will bring others from all directions. little bowels without griping, and you and on most days is dead true. and with the binoculars I found them course—have pledged themselves to are required to work in water or on have a well, playful child again. Ask There is a powerful instinct on thai to be red-brown berrk3. The sea water marry only ugly men because of the your druggist for a 50-cent bottle of damp floors. The top of the shoe is part of all animals to protect the at these places was covered with Bread, a La United States. •"California Syrup of Figs," which contains theory that handsome mates are unreliable. of leather and the sole is a continuous young when in trouble. Hogs and cattle millions of small jellyfish and "Portuguese This is the way to make official full directions for babies, children The moods of My Lady Fair piece of aluminum which covers the are among the most dangerous of men-of-war" (a bubble-like tropical bread, given out by the chief cook of of all ages and for grown-ups. these days are oftener grave than gay, etire bottom and folds up along the domestic animals when aroused the fish with stinging tenacles), some the department of agriculture, Miss •but love will continue to be "blind." sides. Between the foot and the surest way to arouse them is to injure just appearing like huge bubbles with Hannah Wessler: The fat or baldheaded rival of Apollo metal is a heavy felt insole, and the their young. Let a bird utter a their sails set, reflecting all the hues "For three-pound loaves—Make fep» Belvedere at least is to have an even heel has a core of wood to decrease call for help, and instantly the air of the rainbow. Flying fish were there ment of one-ounce cake compressed break, a fair start and no favors, but its weight. Lack of flexibility in the around will be filled with feathered CI in great number, and it seemed to be yeast, one ounce granulated sugar, the same old winners will forge ahead sole is made up for by a bar undei champions of the victim.. the proper breeding ground for them, half-ounce salt, and twenty ounces wa» 300 Just the same in this new race of the ball of the foot, which gives as the patches between the weeds ter. Place in even temperature for »i hearts. buoyant roll to the step and prevents were full of young fish." hour. Weigh 4% pounds flour, and let riCLES flat-footed walking. Aluminum is used 300 it warm. Mix flour and ferment to Unconquerable Cat. In preference to any other metal lecause 8topplng the Wind. VALUABLE MONKEY IS LOST gether. Cover mixture and warm fof There is just one animal man has In the village church during the it combines lightness with gr&at [ILLUSTRA twenty minutes. never conquered, never can conquer. durability, the soles wearing louger morning service the organist was annoyed Johns Hopkins Hospital Misses Little "If dough is too stiff, add luke-waras TIONS Centuries ago every other beast became than rubber and being more impervious because the organ-blower kept Animal Holding the Key to a Very water. After twenty minutes more the slave of man or else fled to water. The shoes are made working the lever noisily after he had take up dough.with hands slightly Rare Disease. tar from human habitation. One and in three heights and are comparative finished playing. A famous preacher greased, and fold over and over four* Popular Mechanics one only refused to flee or to submit ly inexpesive.—Popular Mechancis. bad come down from London to teen times. Cover, set aside for twen* A small monkey, which scientists ot This only exception to a world of preach. The organist scribbled a Magazine ty minutes, then fold nine times. the pathological department of Johns servants and of scared enemies is the "Faking" Hotel Bills. note to the blower, and sent it round Hopkins believe holds the key to the "After twenty minutes more, mould domestic cat. When some animals became An under clerk in a big New York ••WRITTEN SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT" by a choir boy, who, misunderstanding solution of a rare and fatal disease, into loaves, and bake forty minutes h& A man's slaves and others fled hotel was discharged for one of the GREAT Continued Story of the World'* his instructions, put it into the mysteriously disappeared from its a steady oven 400 to 410 degrees Fahr* Progress which you may begin reading from him, the cat did neither. It most extraordinary reasons that ever hands of the preacher. The note was at any time, and which will hold your cage in the Hunterian laboratory and enheit. A cup of water in the oveQt simply took all the favors and advantages put a hotel clerk out of a job. He Interest forever. You are living in the best as follows: "Perhaps you will kindly no trace of it has been discovered. will make a tenderer crust." year, of the most wonderful age, of what is man had to offer, and refused was detected in making out fake bills, stop when I tell you to. The people doubtless the greatest world in the universe. Whether the animal was stolen or A to do one lick of work in exchange. and selling them to people who wished resident or Mars would gladly pay— have come here to hear my music, not escaped from its cage and intelligently Beat a dog and he will fawn on you. Again the "Sirlions." AAA FOR ONE YEAR'S to give the impression that they had your noise." «pl,UUU SUBSCRIPTION Beat a cat and it will attack you and closed and fastened the door behind it King James I. is said to have been, been guests of the house. "I found to of this magazine,in order to keep informed then desert you. You can't conquer remains as much a myetery as the ailment so well pleased with a lion of beet plenty of customers, too," he confessed our progress in Engineering and Mechanics. Lucky Loss of Privilege. the cat. You can't make it work. with which it was believed to as to knight it and make it Sir Lion, Are you reading it? Two millions of your when cornered. "A friend of For Boston lawyers of today the neighbors are, and it is the favorite magazine have been inoculated, andKrom which mine who makes the rounds of cheap or sirlion. However, a story of the in thousands of the best American late Judge Sherman has become what there have been five deaths at Johns Had Him Cornered. homes. It appeals to all classes—old and hotels drummed up trade for me on same kind was also told of Henrjr General Butler was for their fathers young—men and women Hopkins hospital in the last year. A newly elected officer in one of shares. He picked out people who VIII., and is to be found in Fuller's —the starter and the target for stories The "Shop Notes" Department (20 pages) the prominent New York publishing Dr. Harry Schmeisser, who has been couldn't afford to stop at our house, "Church History." Dining with the gives easy ways to do things—how to make of all kinds. After a particularly useful articles for home and shop, repairs, etc. houses is having the following story making the experiments, said that he but would like to make everybody abbot of Reading, Henry, according to hard case, a member of the bar met Amateur Mechanics (10 pages) tells how to told at his expense: Shortly after did not believe the animal could communicate back home think they had been here. this authority, ate so heartily of a make Mission furniture, wireless outfits, boats the judge's son, and took him by engines, magic, and all the things a boy loves! the announcement of his election he the malady to humans. It They were willing to pay for something lion of beef that the abbot said he the hand. "You son of fortune," said $L.SO PER YEAR. SINGLE COPIES IS CENTS met half a dozen of his colleagues at showed evident symptoms of the disease, would give 1,000 marks for such a to back up their assertion, and Ask yoor Newsdealer to show you one or he, "to have Judge Sherman for your -WRITE FOR FREE SAMPLE COPY TOPAY The Players one noon, and they all according to Doctor Schmeisser, I helped them out by selling receipted stomach. "Done!" said the king, and father!" "Why, how's that?' answered POPULAR MECHANICS CO. sat down together for luncheon. Congratulations and he is practically certain his experiments bills." kept the a prisoner in the tower abbot the young man. "You can't have been successful. He began 318 W. Washington St., CHICAGO were extended, and he until he grew ravenously hungry, and try cases before him!" them early this year. accepted them gracefully, as was becoming won his 1,000 marks and knighted the Uncovering Buried City. Physicians and scientists all the in one of his position. Luncheon beef. But Webster characterizes this Under the direction of the Italian world over, it was asserted, have tried, was ordered. "And do you etymology as "erroneous," saying that minister of public instruction, the ancient without success, to transmit this disorder^ sign checks, too?" inquired one of the the true spelling should be "surlion" city of Veii, near Rome, and the -to some of the lower animalf number. "Oh, yes," came the ready most famous of all bjiried cities, is to —the "sur" being equal to "super." for the purpose of study. answer. Whereupon six luncheon be excavated on a large scale. On checks were thrust upon him with a various previous occasions the site has Good Advice. Woman's Observation. chorus of "Then sign these." He been tapped, the working being very Lord Cheylesmore is telling an signed them. A woman's powers of observation limited, but sufficient to arouse curiosity amusing story just now. are fearfully and wonderfully made. concerning the mysteries of the He went down to one of the big She can be introduced to a strange Inexpensive Son-in-Law. Etruscans. Veii has been in the minds schools to distribute prizes on break* gentleman, and after two minutes of The old gentleman showed a good of people who have known about it for ing-up day, and he says that before th* casual conversation she can tell you deal of displeasure. "It seems to many generations, although doubt as to ceremony one of the schoolboys gav% his habitual state of temper, whether me," he exclaimed testily, "rather presumptuous its existence has been expressed by him some good advice. his wife affects domesticity or clubs, for a youth in your position various authors, but Dionyslus, in "If you're going to make a speech,"* and whether or not he is happy in his to ask for my daughter's hand! speaking of the third war of Romulus said the youngster, "don't be too long* home and living within his income. Can you advance any good reason why against it, says that it was the most Remember that every minute yen She can go to a social function I should give my consent?" powerful of the twelve cities of the some* spend in talking you are taking where there are 20 women she never "Certainly, sir!" promptly replied Etruscan league. thing off my holiday!"—Pearson'* saw before, and come back with an the suitor. Weekly. inventory of what each one wore, how "What?" pressed the old man. Preacher's Mixup. much it cost, whether any part of the "I am comparatively modest and a The following is said to have been costume was "made over," what economical in my personal expenditure," Beyond His Comprehension. "Tliis preacher's peroration: "We pursue changes it needed to make it really replied the suitor, "and I think* "King Lear is a great character," re» the shadow the bubble bursts, it becoming, and whether the wearer is My Choice of sir, that, altogether, you will, find me marked the friend. "Yes," answered leaves the ashes in our hands." A could afford it. the actor "I suppose you remembe* less costly to maintain than almost London preacher a short time ago invited Duke's Mixture Presents" After she has finished imparting my performance last season?" "No, 1 any other son-in-law you could select." "young men and women of all this information she can write down must confess I have never seen you la ages" to attend his meeting, which Among the many valuable presents now given away from memory, without making more the part." "Indeed!" was the rejoiac He Found Out. reminds one of the memorable exordium Liggett&Myers with Duke's Mixture there is something to than three mistakes in each, half a der in a tone of gentle surprise. "Then Mr. Plnchpenny had a habit of get of the nervous curate: "Young suit every taste—and in this all-pleasing satisfaction the dozen new recipes for onion preserves how on earth did you know it was ting professional services free whenever ladies, or perhaps I should say young and asparagus shortcake that she presents are exactly like the tobacco itself. All smokers he needed them by working some creat character?"—Liverpool MercuQt women, for I wish to embrace you picked up at the same gathering. like the selected Virginia and North Carolina bright leaf sort of a dodge or other- Not long all." Nervousness is, indeed, accountable Made the Parson Happy. that you get in age he met his doctor on the street. for some curious mistakes and Bonehead Bill. It was Dr. Cosmo Gordon Lang, "Doctor Goodfellow," he said, "I laughable incidents. The preacher Bill Jones is such a stupid guy he archbishop of York, who, when he know a man who is suffering agonies must have been nervous who gave out stays at home at night, instead of was bishop of Stephney, remarked, from neuralgia. At times it is so this text: "Heaviness may endure for sporting round with us down town apropos of the children of the East bad he simply howls with the pain. joy, but night cometh in the morning." where things are bright. I never saw end: "They are doing a great deal to What would you do in that case?" Bill take a drink. 'He doesn't care rebuke the tendency of the clergy to "Well, I don't know," was the doctor's for shows, and the "open-evenings" prompt reply. "I suppose I should become middle-aged in spirit—dull, The New Baby. savings bank's the only place he goes howl with pain too." morose and superior." And he told Edwin Wallace Dunn was invited for Bill's so all-fired stupid he just one of his favorite stories of an over to see the three-year-old son of can't see the fun of blowing half the East end cleric who was feeling lifeless What Worried the Boy. Charles King and Lilah Rhodes the envelope before the week's begun. and disconsolate on setting out on Douglas Mallach, author and woods* other day, who, by the way, has been And Bill could stand it pretty well, because—well, his daily round of visits, when, a little Now this famous old tobacco will be more popular man, tells this story of his little son dubbed Charles King, Jr. "And I suppose don't you see, he's so confounded street urchin looked up at him with a Liggett & Myers Donald. The two were watching a than ever—for it is now a leader, and the baby looks exactly like stupid he draws twice as cheerful eye and knowing smile, and moving picture melodrama and the is equal in quality to any granulated tobacco you can buy. Charles King?" Dunn was questioned much as me!—Hugh Kahler, in the said: 'Ullo, young man!' That greet? hero had suffered severely in an. explosion. If you haven't smoked Duke's Mixture with the upon his return to headquarters. Wells Fargo Messenger. ing quite reassured the parson for the One of the workmen dropped Liggett & Myers name on the bag—try it now. Tucked "You're wrong," he answered, "he rest of the day," Dr. Lang declares. his shovel and l&nt a hand looks exactly like a cross between a into a pipe, or any other way you use it, you will like How the Persians Bake. to carry the injured man to a broiled lobster and a pug dog." it for there is no better value anywhere. Persian native bread differs little Resented the Statement. place of safety. Donald appeared For Ac you get one tsnd a half ounces of choice granulated from that used a thousand years aga Mrs. G. B. Lindsay of Atlanta, Ga., much troubled. His father asked the tobacco, unsurpassed by any in quality. Diplomatic. The Persian oven is built of smooth managing editor of the Golden Age reason. "Oh, papa, they went away Now About the Free Presents Harold was attending a fashionable masonry work in the ground, usually and corresponding secretary of the and forgot all about the shovel!" The coupons now packed with Liggett & Myers Duke'i tea with his mother, and had eaten about the size of a barrel and many Civic League of America, in an address Mixture are good for all sorts of valuable presents. These presents more candy than could be hygenically of those now in use have been used before the Southern Citizenship cost you not one penny. The list includes not only Will Urge Amendment. a approved. "Just one more piece, for a century. The dough is formed congress said that girls of Atlanta A made smokers' articles but determined effort will be to muwer!" the little lad pleaded. "Well into thin sheets about a foot long and were sometimes carried out ot many desirable presents for compel congress to act on the woman —just one peppermint," mother conceded. two feet wide and slapped against the cafes and clubs in "stupefied insensibility." women and children—fine suffrage amendment during the week "Harold, reaching for another side of the oven. It. bakes in a few fountain pens, umbrellas, Atlanta clubwomen have re» of convention in Washington, early in kind of chocolate drops, smiled radiantly cameras, toilet articles, minutes and is set but to cool. sented the statement. Mrs. Lindsay December. Dr. Anna Shaw will be the tennis racquets, catcher's up into the reproving maternal replied by saying that a little watch* principal speaker at the convention gloves and masks, etc. it countenance. "Maybe ha* pep'mint Way Lots Of Them Do It. that ing of automobiles or the crowds are Mrs. anil others who will speak inside," he explained. A famous clergyman tells of a lay fill fashionable, cafes would establish As a special offer will IN Miss Carrie Chapman Catt, Jane tend you our new illaatraied preachers' conference in England in evidence, of the statement. Mack, Addams and Judge Julian formerly catalogu* of presents FREE, which a veteran described his method of Chicago. New Department of G. F. W. C. This offer expires December of sermon preparation. Is Best Sportswoman. Miss Helen Varick Boswell, one of 31, 1913. Just send name and "I take my text/' he said, "and divide Miss Marie Marvingt is known to Next! address oo a postal. the best women speakers in the country, my sermon into three parts. In her native land of France as the first They were inspecting the United is the chairman of the committee the first part I tell 'em what I'm goin' Coupons from DuJwt Mixture may sportswoman of the world. She can States treasury* "Anything else I can of political science of the General be assorted with tags from HORSE «. to tell 'em. In the second part-—well, swim, ride, shoot, climb, fish and drive show you?" asked the guide. 1 hear SHOE, J. T„ TINSLEY'S NATURAL Federation of Women's clubs, and I tell 'em. In the third part I tell 'em LEAF, GRANGER TWIST, coupoks a motor car iand she doeB each beau* you launder paper money now." "We made her first report on the subject from FOUR ROSES {10c-tin double what I've told 'am" tifully. She scales mountains, hunts as coufon), PICK PLUG CUT. PIEDMONT do." "Show me where you hare the at the board meeting at Niagara CIGARETTES. CUX CIGARETTES. big game. Tides a bicycle, wins at international wash hung out" a Coal Production. the committee wasonly formed year and other tags or coupons issued by us. shooting contests. and Address—Premius Dept. It was thought that in a high* ago. The activity of the southern The French government Is encouraging 1900 moreover she has been up in a balloon water mark of coal production in thiscountry women in this new work of the federation the manufacture of saeurkrout, several times. She is now work* a a had been reached with a production was especially mentioned and and one producer was awarded gold ing on an aeroplane, hoping to invent' St.LMb.Ma. the ef shows the trend of women's work toward medal recently tor ssosllsiDoe of short tons, yet 269,684,027 something to: cany wounded soldlem:from politics. Ife product the production of the past two years the field. has been nearly double, or 231.912* ..i*. .O if ..