INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. Too Enthuefastle. NEWLY WEDS ARE GIVEN Property For Sale FAULT FINDING WAS HIS JOY BUST IS THAT OF AMERICAN HIDES and FURS Congressman James P. Kaher ol RECEPTION BY FRIENDS New York told one which demon* Was We positively give more valuable illustrated inform*, Momus, God of Mockery, Banished Identity of Model, Long a Puzzle to •testes that a man can be altogjstbes tiou relative to Hides and Furs, tnan any other house Uiahrnl Cash Parisians, Has at Last Been From Heaven for Criticlsing la the world. "We pay Pruws at tpo enthusiastic in following his profession. Mr. and Mrs, Ralph Burdick Hare for HIltES, /FBS, FEI.T8, Etc., a=T Cleared Up* Work of the Immortals. make prompt returns tor each shipment. We aoU Some time ago, so relates City Real EstateOffice Trapper's Supplies very cheap. Write for Circular, it Demonstrated to Them How the congressman, two men met in a •hipping Tags, Illustrated Trap-Book, Cataloffue.ato.— I*• rree. NORTHWESTERN HIDE FUR CO.. The mysterious bust discovered la Have you ever heard a grumbler Popular They Are. New York town, and after the cordial1 KatsbitehsS 1890 MisastpoUs, I the Boulevard de la Chapelle, Paris, called a Momus Small house for sale, cheap, if elutch, began to inquire after each otber'a has at last been identified. Perched Momps, in Greek legend, was the taken at once. Enquire at this office. family. "By the way," said one I Boys of the band and a party of on top of a one-story shop like a sentinel god of mockery, whose chief joy in of the pair, "how is your son young folks, the friends of Mr. and on a chimney, it attracted only a existence was to find fault with mortals out, the one who went to Texas?" momentary glance from the hurried and immortals as well when the END STOMACH TROUBLE, For Sale: One eight roomed dwelling Mrs. Ralph Burdick, gave a charavari "He isn't making out very well," answered passer-by and was then forgotten. occasion offered. house, hardwood floors, plastered the other, with a long-drawn GASES OS DYSPEPSIA. event for the newly-weds Saturday Lincoln Warde, an American tourist, Upon one occasion Neptune, Minerva •lgh. "As a matter of fact, they have throughout, very cheap if taken recognized his countryman in tfrii and Vulcan contested the point night, this being the first visit of got him in jail down these." "Got toon. oddly placed monument and is able as to which was the best artist, and "Pape's Diapepsin" makes Sick, Sour, Mr. and Mrs. Burdick here since him in Jell*" exclaimed the first, in a to give .the details which follow. This Momus was appointed to sit in judgment For Sale: Small house very cheap, Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine surprised voioe. "You don't really their marriage. About twenty couples bust is of the late William Smith upon their respective merits. easy In five minutes. terms. mean it! What In the world was the Garner, one-time member of"the board Neptune made a bull in his best attended the event and every trouble?" "ft was this way," explained For Sale: One 4 roomed cottage, of trade of Jacksonville, Fla., who style. Minerva fashioned a house. Vulfcan the second. "He studied law and got! one had a first-cias? time. hardwood floors neighborhood good. dedicated his fortune and his life to made a man. If what you just ate is souring mi too eloquent. He* was retained by a your stomach or lies like a lump of The merrymakers first gathered at the defense of the oppressed. After Momus decided that Vulcan's man horse thief to defend him, and made lead, refusing to digest, or you belch, his death a committee was formed to was not perfect because he had neglected the home of Mr. and Mrs. such a wonderful plea that the judge gas and eructate sour, undigested erect a monument to him, and M. to put a window in his- ehest held him as an accessory."—Philadek food, or have a feeling of dizziness, B. H. Phinney and the band went E. W. KIBBEY C. E. PARRY Dreyfus, the president, engaged a so that his creature's thoughts could phia Telegraph. heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste young American sculptor by the name be read by all who wished to know there playing "Hail! Hail! The in mouth and stomach-headache, you of Furgott, who was then living la of what he was thinking. Minerva's KIBBEY & PERRY can get blessed relief in five minutes. Gang's All Here." and other lively What Becomes of India's Gold. Paris, to make the bust. house, did not suit him because it was Put an end to stomach trouble forever A royal commission has been appointed airs. Later the party went to K. When the Civil war broke out, Furgott bors tried to peer in. Nptune's bull, by getting a large fifty-cent case of by Great Britain to discover C. hall where Mr. and Mrs. Burdick hurried home to enlist, leaving be shifted out of the way when trouble Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store. ARCHITECTS and what India does with all the gold It the bust in his studio. He was killed threatened or meddlesome neighbors You realize in five minutes how needless were presented by their friends with takes away from the rest of the world. it is to suffer from indigestion* in the war and Dreyfus suffered a Hka tried to peer in. Neptune's bullMid ENGINEERS a very fine clock, the presentation In the last ton years India has drawn dyspepsia or any stomach disorderIt's fate. Momus, was very Imperfect because address being made by Mayor W. V. more than $65,000,000 of gold, which the quickest, surest stomach doctor In these circumstances the commit* its horns were too near the front Plans Specifications and Supervision Is almost one-fourth of the world's Kane. Serine extremely complimentary in the world. It's wonderful. tee either abandoned or else forgot of its head. production in that time, from the west* things were said about Mr. and about the commission and the bust So furious were the gods at his Office in Court House era world, and the great part of it has Mrs. Burdick and the crowd of was left to its strange fate. No decisions upon their best work that Telephone No. 181 disappeared from the usual channels claims being made or arrangements they banished him from heaven. Shortly friends gathered endorsed everything of trade and finance To draw this international Falls, Minnesota AANCER undertaken for its transfer, it was afterward, it is said, Momus died that was said by their cheers and by immense amount from the commercial finally sold by the occupants of the of a broken heart because he could the expressions of approval on their world, antt pay for it in goods, is, of studio and eventually became the property find no flaw In the peerless beauty of course, an economic drain on India. faces. of the proprietor of the tiny shop Venus. Hotel Svea Yet it does not seem to suffer ^nore If IN WOMAN'S BREIST The manner of transporting Mr. on this boulevard near the Eastern by the process than does the rest of ALWAYS BEGINS a SMALL LUMP AS Burdick from the Phinney home to railway station. ANT EATERS EAT WAY BILLS the world when, thinking it has gold THIS and ALWAYS POISONS DEEPGLAND8 the hall was unique. A push cart Proprietor for general use, it discovers that the JOHN PETERSON, IN THE ARMPIT AND KILLS QUICKLY was obtained and he was conveyed NOT ALL A PLEASURE TRIP I WILL GIVE $1000 Also Destroy Office Stationery, and In part of Us imagined supply which goes along the streets in that, the way General Make Life a Burden to to India is lost as completely as if A. good, first-class hotel for local To Illustrate Point, Writer Tells Good Express Agent. being led with Dr. Ihrig, manager burled. 8tory of the Everglades of and transcient trade. of the band, carrying a lantern held HI FslltoCURE any CANCER erTUNkOR Florida. A brace of armadillos (ant eaters), Light 8ought. Heattess Is I Treat Before it Poisons Boas er Deep Glands so that every one who was met or from some point in South America, By the way, the humble glow worm SURE PAINLESS. Newly Constructed and Rales attracted by the shouting and laughter Fire Commissioner Johnson, apropos came to the Wells-Fargo express office Is to be Investigated by French PLASTER CURE) might take a good look at the of the Triangle, Binghamton and other In this city two weeks ago, addressed Reasonable. •dentists In the hope that it will serve Manyworkeverrday factory fires, said the other day in "guest" of the evening. to "Harry Crawford," Jefferson City. to solve the problem of discovering a lose no sleep nights New York: There is no person of that name in PayWhenCured "cold light"* The great objection to Sample Room in Connection "The new fire laws must be strictly the city. all present forms of electric lights OFFICIAL PROGRAM Written GUARANTEE enforced, and additional laws must be The animals have been an unending Is the heal they give off. In his address Grocer never pains made, or otherwise to work in a factory source of trouble to the agent, Edward Of the Northern Minnesota Develop to the National Society of until It poisonsdeep. IOO.Page Book sent will be as dangerous as walking McKenna. They escaped from ment Association Meeting to be Held French Electricians, President Daniel free testimonials of through a Florida swamp. their box one night, and after playfully thousands cored. Berthetot says the glow worm as a •it Bemidji on Thursday and Friday, "A friend of mine was going through chewing up all the way bills, stationery, WRIT! TO SOME machine for the production of light The Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel December 4 and 5, 1913: CANCER & BREAST, LIP, FACE the Florida everglades with a guide. and everything else that was Is perfection itself. For every ten 200 MODERN ROOMS 10 a. m.—Convention called to order The guide, as they followed the narrow loos* In the office, they got down to units of energy expended the glow or body always begins a small tumor, lump or Located in Heart of Business District by Cyrus M. King, Deer River. path, tapped each hollow log with the basement and burrowed so deep sore full of poison and certain death. I swear $1.22 SINGLE RATE $1.££ worm, with its cold, dry light gives we hare cured 10,000 cancers and refuse thousands his foot President N. M. D. A. that, in digging them out, one was injured 100 per cent of illumination, as KUROPLAN RATE FOR TWO PERSONS $1.60 dying—scared too late. Write to 'Why do you do that?* asked my so badly it died. PRITFATE BATH AND TOILET EXTRA against 1.2 per cent, by gas, 1.5 per DR. ft MRS. DR. CNANLEEft CO. Prayer—Rev. S. E. P. White, Bemidji. COMPLETE SAFETY friend. Since then the other has been disconsolate, cent, by electric light and 14 per cent Pastor First Presbyterian SPRINKLERS DR. HURFORD-a lady ssalstsnts AUTOMATIC 'Lookin' out for snakes,' said the and has repeatedly tried to by the sun. This, according to Miw CONSTRUCTION ANO FIREPROOF AB30 WEST RANDOLPH STREET, CHICAM.ILL church. guide. get away. It succeeded, finally, and Berthetot is due to an "electro-capil- (INSURANCE RECORDS SHOW NO LIVES This May SAVE A LIFE, 8end It Horns Address of Welcome. 'What kind of snakes?* EVER LOST IN A SPRINKLED BUILDING.) several men had to dig for it under EVERY ROOM HAS HOT AND COLD RUNNING Response—Cyruc M. King, President. 'Moccasins.' the building in which the express office WATER, STEAM HEAT, GAS AND ELECTRIC is located. "'Holy smoke!' said my friend. UCHTS, AND TELEPHONE SERVICE. SEVEN STORY ANNEX IN CONNECTION. Then he frowned and asked uneasily: McKenna says that as express matter Appointment of Committees. 'Why do we walk on the logs, or so armadillos are worse than the Address—"Co-operative Marketing," 1^ close to them, when they're full jpf guinea pigs made famous in Ellis Parker PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY F. T. Wilson, Stillwater, State snakes? Why don't we walk off there, Butler's story, "Pigs Is Pigs."—Jefferson BIRTHDAY And Agricultural Extension Work. where the ground is solid?' City Dispatch to St. Louis Republic. 'Wall,' said the guide, as he kicked Address—"The Credit the Farmer WEDDING another stump, 'ye moughtn't winir below Needs," Hugh J. Hughes, Minneapolis, Let Me yer waist off there—and then The Better Place. Editor "Farm Stock and Home." ag'in ye mought!'" An old country woman, compelled to Ji YOM PRESEhTS Sell 2 p. m.—Address—"Utilization of sit In a suffocating smoking compart Convict Labor on Public Highways." We have an endless assoitment ment in a crowded excursion train, Use 30,000,000 Boxes. A of ap^rcpriate gifts, representing C. F. Scheers, Akeley, Editor Akeley gazed open-mouthed through the window Cigar boxes are a negligible quantity th: end finest products or Beautiful Piano Herald-Tribune. to the average smoker, but how at a lady on the platform who the J?w?.e~s' Art. many ever stopped to think of the was giving the porter exhaustive instructions Address—"The Newspaper and the Wedding Rings, Beautiful number used each year or where they regarding the storage of Country Life Movement," W. P. Manufactured by the her bicycle. come from? Thirty million is the total Diamonds, Sparkling Jewels, Kirkwood, Minneapolis, Country Life supplied to the manufacturers of the "See that you find the bent place in Watches, Unique Silverware, Raudetbush & Sons Editor Minneapolis Journal. seductive weed each year. The best the van, porter, and fix it very secureboxes ii Sterling Novelties, Rich Cut Address—"Co-operation in Rural come from Cuba and are known ly, and don't Jet anyone play with the Piano Company as Spanish cedar. bell, and close the windows so that Glass, Clocks, Etc. School Progress," C. G. Schultz, St. nobody can steal it, and cover up the After the war with Spain the supply Paul, State Superintendent of Public NELSON'S Pkick That Will At a of this wood was greatly diminished handle-bars, and make sure the train Instruction. doesn't shake it as it goes over the and its price raised, so that for a Address—A- F. Woods, St. Anthony Pakflk Thk Retailer Jewelry Store ki points." time cigar dealers were obliged to find Park, Dean and Director Uni The porter promised slavish obedience, a substitute for this kind of cedar. One Profit Only---The Manufacturers versity of Minnesota, Department of pocketed his tip and turned to Various woods were tried, but trouble go away. Agriculture. was found in selling these boxes, Cash or on Kasy Terms. Pianos from because connoisseurs insisted that a "One moment, young fellow," cried Address—"Co-operation of the r1 fine cigar was spoiled by putting it in the old woman, leaning out of the window Business Man and the Farmer,'" & We want the and catching his arm. "I want to name every any but a box made of Spanish cedar. 75 to $1,000 of Tams Bixby, Muskogee, Okla. 8 get out of here. It ain't half cosy This wood always retains the flavor Address—Robert Carmichael, Farmington. enough. Here's tuppence now show of a good cigar. Indeed, some persons Note—There are n. pianos made by tlie Raudencity me the way to the bicycle van."—Exchange. assert that i*4mproves the flavor. The BE A LAWYER reason given is that It grows in the hush Piano Co. in thi than any other make piano. Address—"Co-operative Land Clearing," same localities. A. J. McGuire, Grand Rapids. Possible Explanation. Superintendent Northeast Experimental We R. MARVIN, 3rd St. Louis E. Van Norman, associate Growth of Libraries. Farm. editor of the Review of Reviews, recently The multiplication of public free lad we want to hear from every Address—"Roads," J. H. Mullen, returned from his vacation in libraries in recent years has converted business man who wishes ik» \a /i I St. Paul, Deputy State Engineer on Montana. Out there he discovered an "r itii iaihiV the annual meeting of the Library that he knew BUSINESS LAW. Writ* today snd 1st tell yon how «t h»TS msds lawyers Road Work. association from an enjoyable family old timer who was particularly bitter fM kaadred* joun^ mea Just like yon, and equipped ol toward the Piegan Indians. "I like party into an immense and formal Address—"Co-operative Community I men with a logs! training (hat has been ol li asaeltt to them. This School, leonded 81 years ago, has the Sioux, and the Apaches and the conference. The change is not exactly Th* Rmminito* Cmb« find tht Clubs," D. B. Jewell, International Vnlules who have passed bar examinations fat every state la Crows," said this old fellow, beating Autmtotulmr mtumy* rradjf ike C.8. Courses endorsed by Benehf Bar, aad Boalness men. of yesterday, but it coincides more Falls, Agricultural agent Koochiching Learn about (1) our Complete CoU.ga violently on the table. "Them Indians or less with the burst of library building Law Course which fits tor practice, aad County. (2) our Complete, Practical, Business are gentlemen. When they stimulated by the munificence of ft Law Course tor Business Hen. Find Address—"Co-operative Development," out about the low cost, and see how went on the warpath they always took Mr. Andrew Carnegie. Judged by the easily yoa can obtain a thorough knowledge of the Law while continuing J. D. Deets, Mankato, Secretary amount of public money expended their blankets off, and all you had to your present work. Easy Twins! do was to run and hide. But the upon them, libraries take rank now Bead today tor handsome catalog aad Southern Minnesota Better Development list ol saecesslul graduates all orerthe Piegans! Mister, there ain't nothing among our leading public services. IJ. 8. who grasped their opportunity League. by oaee answering aa ad. like thlsl as mean as a Piegan." Next day Mr. Whether the good that they do is a Address—Fred D. Sherman, St. TH1 BPBAGU1 CORRKSPOHDKNCB Van Norman asked "Bill" Burns, a fair return for the expenditure upon SCHOOL OF LAW Paul, State Immigration Commissioner, Ml Amerisaa BalMlag, Detroit. Bisk. veteran Glacier Park guide, why the them is more open to doubt. It is and Moving Pictures Thursday Well," a sound ideal, and indispensable to a old man hates Piegans so. RHEUM ATiQ SUFFERER& Evening.) said Mr. Burns reflectively, "the old real national culture, that every considerable SHOULD use cuss married a Piegan squaw. Mabbe town should possess a central Address—J. T. Elwell, Minneapolis, it's race prejudice." reference library, at which wouldbe State Senator. scholars and students of any subject Address—L. H. Johnson, Minneapolis, Orders Is Orders. may, as far as possible, have access who Boat Romody Former Speaker Minnesota Legislature. A prominent resident of a western to all books of-serious value. Am* all Am of city owns a magnificent touring car Rheumatism AUTOLOADING equipped with every modern improvement. Report of Committees, Blind Anger of Animate. Recently he was taking a trip Report of Officers. One of the strongest of the animal SHOTGUNS across the state. Passing through a Instincts is that of blind anger, the Election of Officers. small town about dusk, he was halted venting of spite on Inanimate things. Friday will be largely taken up ANY by the town marshal, who ordered him For example, animals caught in traps way you look at it, die Autoloader is tKe with discussion on our problems for to light his lights. With a movement will punish the sticks and stones that highest development in modern shotgun 1914. LUMBAGO. of one hand he switched on the eleotrlc lie conveniently near. It is the same d&sign. It puts five loads at your disposal by TICAv GOUT/NEURALGIA. There will be music interspersed lights, to the great consternation merely pressing die trigger. It puts the Impulse that causee the child to smite recoil to tueful KIDNEYiTROUBLES. work—to eject the empty and slip in the fresh shell. of the pompous marshal. Recovering throughout the meeting. the stool It has fallen over or that It saves the gunner's shoulder—rids his sport of causes the grown person to kick the himself, he thundered: Smoker Thursday Evening. annoyances—increases his shooting average. "Young feller, when I order you to door against which he has rammed "The Beltrami County Development his head. light your lights, I mean for you to git Your danger is that in your enthusiasm over the Association and the Commercial club out of the car and light 'em." autoloading you may forget to insist on principle, of Bemidji have charge of all entertainment in a Sunday scnooi tne teacner was getting the embodiment of that principle—the finest Autoloading Shotgun. giving a lesson on "Daniel in the llonk' Remington-UMC features as hosts. The citizens Coal Production. den." It was thought that in 1900 a highwater generally of this district are The peculiar advantages of the Remmgton-UMC are too "Now, what do you think was the mark of coal production In this many to detail here. What you want to do is to ret one urged to attend this meeting of the of the Remington-UMC dealer* ia this section to MBO» first thing Daniel did when he ftmt country had been reached with a production strata them to you on the sua itadf. ,- association, as the program will be oat of the lions' dear asked she. of 169,684,027 short tons, yet Remington Arms-Uaiea Metailie Csrtridtfs Cs. o*e of great interest, find value to Tmkon After a short pause a ssull gM t»B**2wsr II NspTfi the production of the past two years Ih—iwatls Cw C«es tiutij, iSSilliily v-. *•:. w. b*seu mmSm hasbesn or ItUlV lit St