INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. Hotel Svea the best possible opportunity to cool REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. STORING POTATOES Mental Originality. Dream on, Kid! off and dry. Dumping a whole day's Anatole France coiu«-d a phrase The place for storing potatoes Land transfers for the week fending A lictle girl in Linwood is just about whicb may have the i»ie:ith of life in digging in one place is not the best Sept. 20th, 1913 as listed by old enough to have a beau, and she is should have plenty of ventilation PETERSON, Proprietor JOHN It. "What is madness at'ter all," he perfectly crazy about any pompadoured, practice. The Koochiching County Abstract Bins ought to be over 8 feet square says, "but a sort of mental originality?" tall, skinny lad that- well, let us The best method for keeping moisture and should have slat walls with hollow Company, International Falls, Minn, He writes that Charles Dickens A good, first-class hotel for local tell outf little incident without adding from collecting on the inside of Of!icc with KcgisAer oi Deeds. partitions, or there should be always liked madmen and cites among •adjectives. the roof of potato cellars is to cover and transcient trade. John Roy Leak to John Leak the madmen good Mr. Dick in "David plenty offf ventilating tubes with The maiden's lovely boy frieud went them with straw or strawy manure. Copperfield," whose innocence is described slat sides reaching from top to bottom N'% NE%, SE%--NE%,-NE% out of town for a week, but she wrote with such tender grace. "1 Giving plenty of ventilation also Newly Constructed and .Raies SE%, sec. 26-152-28 800.00 letters. And the maiden's sister started of the bin. Where bins are as believe." writes the great Frenchman helps.—A. R. Kohler. kidding. Nels Miller single tb W. F. large as eight feet square a ventilalation Reasonable. of letters, "that Dickens bad more "What!" exclaimed sis. "A nother Daniels, SE% NE%,. NE% tube to the middle of each one feeling than any other writer. 1 believe •letter from Rob? When do you expect SE%, sec. 23 'NW%" SW% would be desirable. Ventilation His Preference. that bis novels are as beautiful to marry bfih, dear?" Sample Room in Connection Woman (in rigar storei— I wish to helps to carry the moisture off, thus SW*4 NW&, sec. 24-151-28.25.00 as the love and pity that inspired "Oh. very soon." cried the little one. get a box of cigars for my husband. them. I regard 'David Copperfield' as keeping the potatoes dry and making Carl Henning, single to W. E. encouraged by sucb a display of sympathy. Clerk Here's a new brand I think a new gospel. I believe, lastly, that Roberts, SW&- SE%, Ey2 "Itobert has only two years it possible to cool them off quickly OTIS* would'suit bim-tbe Suffragette. Wo Mr. Dick is a 'sensible' madman, because more in the preparatory school. And in the fall and keep them cool during SW%,'NW%'SW%, sec. 267-23 man—Ob, dear, no! Be prefers a mild tbe only reason left to him is then be will go to Harvard and be the winter. domestic.—J udge. 1.00 the reasoning of the heart, and that is graduated with the highest honors. The Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel The best temperature for potatoes A. M. Jensen and wife to hardly ever received. What matter if After he gets his degree he will go out MODERN ROOMS 200 Wed Begun. Anton Larson, NW% SEx/4, is as near 35 degrees Fahrenheit as he does fly kites on whicb be has west and make bis fortune, and theu Located in Heart of Business District Officer (to recruit who bas missed written some reflections concerning possible. A good tested thermometer sec. 18-66-6 1.00 we shall be married. Oh. it all seems $1.22 SINGLE RATE $1.2£ every shot)—Good heavens, man. where the death of King Charles I? He is EUROPLAN $1.50 Estate of Joseph C. Chamberlin so beautiful!" or several in different locations BATE FOR TWO PERSONS are your shots going? Kecruit (nervously)—I benevolent, he wishes ill to no one, PRIVATE BATH AND TOILET EXTRA "Dream on, kid!" exclaimed the older and at different heights should be to Rees Roe, lots 3, 4, don't know, sir. They left COMPLETE SAFETY and that is a piece of wisdom to which sister tenderly. "Do you want to go sec. 5. lots 1, 2, S% NE%, AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS kept in the cellar and watched at here, all right.- Exchange. many sane men do not so easily attain to another picture show with me this AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION frequent intervals. sec. 6-68-22 4000.00 as be." evening? There's a long time to wait, (INSURANCE RECORDS SHOW NO LIVES In putting potatoes into a storage A Home Talk. Plat of Ray, NW% NE %, EVER LOST IN A SPRINKLED BUILDING.) and we've got to put in the time somehow."—Cleveland Bnsband—You cao put this down as EVERY ROOM HAS HOT AND COLD RUNNING The Principal's Jest. cellar they should be run over a sec. 35-160-27, lot 20 & E% Plain Dealer. WATER, STEAM HEAT, GAS AND ELECTRIC settled if I ever get out of it you will Schoolteacher—This new little boy LIGHTS, AND TELEPHONE SERVICE. screen that will take out the dirt. to Michel R. Clancey Lots never catch me in matrimony again. 8EVEN STORY ANNEX IN CONNECTION. who's crying so hard says bis name is Large potato cellars should be filled Honeymoon Once Chaproned. 21, block 55, International Wife—?ou won't If you depend on me Mose. Principal—Evidently an abbreviation In "Books and Bookmen*' it is observed Falls. Und. 1-3 Interest in in layers so as to give the potatoes for reference Exchange. of lachrymose.—Judge. that "in the eighteenth century lots 4, 5, sec. 28 lots 1, 2, it was not considered bon ton for a BIRTHDAY And 3, sec. 29-71-23. By being happy we sow anonymous young couple to go on a honeymoon 13, 14, Block 9, Northome.$725.00 benefits upon tbe world. without a chaperon. The practice WEDDING Lewis Caldwell, single to Ross must have survived into the last century PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY EVz for in 'Mansfield Park,' when Little minds are vexed with trifles.—j1 Slack NE%, NE& SE Maria Bertram'" marries' Mr. Rush Le Rochefoucauld. Sec. 18-64-26 ..1300.00 PRESENTS worth, Julia, the younger sister, goes Koochiching & Ontario Land We have an endless assoitment with them." The custom certainly lingered Company to Jos. R. Cass of appropriate gifts, representing on, in out of the way places at Let JVIe Property For Sale the newest sna finest products of I- Lots 1, 2, Block 1, Cass Add least till the middle of the nineteenth the Jewe.ers' Art. century. to Int'l. Falls. 1.00 Sell Voi4 Wedding Rings, Beautiful "My mother," writes a correspondent The Koochiching Company to *i A at in the Manchester Guardian, "was Diamonds, Sparkling Jewels, Beautiful Piano Henry A. McCormack Lots married In 1853. Before that date she Watches, Unique Silverware, 23, 24 Block 30, International City Real EstateOffic© bad been the bridesmaid ot a girl Falls 1000.00 Sterling Novelties, Rich Cut friend who bad married a young lawyer. mniiHljij Horace I. Bedell & wife to They both came ot middle class Small house for sale, cheap, if Glass, Clocks, Etc. Manufactured by the families in very comfortable circumstances. Ole O. Oyen, Lots 7, 8, 9, taken at once. Enquire at this office. NELSON'S She went with them on their 10, Blk 15, Bedell's second Raudenbush & Sons honeymoon. She always assured us Add to Int. Falls 400.00 Jewelry Store that in those faraway days it was For Sale: One eight roomed dwelling Piano Company R. Langard, single to S. quite the correct thing for the bridesmaid house, hardwood floors, plastered Gangestad Timber on N1^ to form one o! the party." At a PRICE THAT WILL throughout, very cheap if taken SE&, S%'NE %,--Sec 18152-27 soon. BAFFLE THE RKTAILICR 1.00 Living Cups and Saucers. 'RHEUMATiO SUFFERERS* For Sale: Small house very cheap, "The foot ot tbe limpet is a kind of Samuel Gangestard & wife SHOULD USE easy terms. One Profit Only—The Manufacturers •sucking disk by which it anchors itself Tom Sampson Timber on N securely to the rocks. Its tiny tongue For Sale: One 4 roomed cottage, SE%, S y2 NE%, Sec. is In reality a wonderful horny structure Cash or on Easy Terms. Pianos from hardwood floors neighborhood good. 18-152-27 1900.00 Ji armed with about 1(50 rows «»f ThoBest Romody For Rent: Well furnished restaurant The Koochiching Company to teeth, with which it nisps the seaweeds 1 For all. forms ot $175 to $1,000 Frank S. Lang W1/^ Lot 20 in good location. Immediate and marine litter which form Rheumatism i1 Its food. possession, by month or year. & EV2 Lot 21, International NOTE—There are more pianos made by the Raudenbush There are several branches of the Falls 350.00 List your sale and rentals with the limpet family. One is called thu "keyhole" Piano Co. in this city than any other make piano. White & Street Townsite Company City Real Estate Office in the Prass limpet and another the "cup and to Minnie GaGtchell office. saucer." The former owns its name Lots 1, 2, Blockl2, Add to to a keyhole shaped opening on the 3rd St. W. F. MARVIN, Littlefork *....... 125.00 top through which the animal—for the LUftBASO SCIATICA. GOUT.* NEURALGIA, limpet Is really an animal -squirts out Ranier Townsite Company to AND KIDNEY4TROUBLE55 water. Mrs. Abbie Shelrud Lot 4, C. E. PARRY E. W. KIBBEY The'"cup'and'saucer" limpet bas on Block 19, Ranier 45.00 its underside a sort of curved plate, KIBBEY & PERRY M. H. Barron & wife to James not unlike 1 tiny teacup, surrounded H. Ward W%' NW%, Sec by a saucer like shell. To complete the rSTOMH^PAIN resemblance there Is at the extremity 32-68-24 1.00 Gives Quick Rsllef of the long tooth ribbon an organ not Frank S. Lang & wife to Rose AI?CH!TECTS and Ho Other Wemady unlike a miniature teaspoon. UK* It Thompson W% Lot 20 &E% ENGINEERS Lot 21, Block 41, Int. Falls.2400.00 The Demon Barber. Seymour W. Backus, single to Plans Specifications and Supervision The story of the "demon barber." his •AMPLK "5-DHOPS" FREE ON REQUEST Frank V. Peterson & Ole misdirected energy and undue personal Swanson Rheumatic Cure COM Office in Court House IM-tM W. Lak* St., CHICAOO Ferguson Lot 17, Block 17, attention to customers, a story that 1 Telephone No. bas been made famous in ballad and 1S1 Int. Falls 3500.00 We want the WAR DANCE on the stage, was this: He lived at 186 Selma A. Gorden & husband to International Falls, Minnesota name of every Fleet street. l^Ondon, nest to St. Dunstan's Otto Anderson NV£ NW%, church. Cinder his shaving chair young man who SW1^, Sec. 24-64-27 350.00 there was a trapdoor. When Mr Todd, is ambitious to and Iryin Hunstable, single to W. making some excuse, left bis customer OVER 63 YEARS' POw wow J. Piatt & Jessie Armstrong —or client, for this is now tbe genteei EXPERIENCE term—and went into an adjoining Assemt. State Land BE A LAWYER room be drew a bolt. The trapdoor Cert. NE1^ SE14, Sec. 3627- turned over and threw the customer 1.00 and we want to hear from every into a cellar. There be was murdered, At the BASEBALL PARK business man who wishes and bis body was made into mutton tbat be knew BUSINESS LAW. pies, which were sold at a neighboring TRADE MARKS Sentient Alarm Clocks. shop at a reasonable price abd much Write today and let as tell yon bow we have nude lawyer* DESIGNS •nt ot hundreds oi young men )ast like yon, aad equipped "Devil dogs" are a species of alarm International Halls, Minn. relished. This story was believed by &c. business men with a legal training tbat has been of Immense COPYRIGHTS benefit to them. 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St., Washington. D. C. lady of the party, "just as 01 American eliding, Detroit, Mich. keep awake as well as the driver. Frank and tbe widow started up the At 2:30 R. M. At times he will pause for a minute aisle to the altar every light in the or two to moisten his parched, rasped church went out?" This startling bit throat at the basin of water set before of information was greeted by a number him and then begin again. of "Ohs!" "What did the couple Given Under the Auspices do?" finally inquired one. "Kept on EcoViomy. going/ The Widow knew her way."— "And you used' to say you-were Willing Pall Mall Gazette. of the Moose Club to die for me!" "So I am." i^Mi Keeping Tab. "And yfct you- refuse me hew ia "What Is the name of this station?" mm dress!" "Blue Island, sir." "But look at the bost of it!" "Thanks may I ask"— "It's cheaper than a funeral."—Houston REMINGTON Chief Wanagan "Why It's called Blue Island when Post. it's neither blue nor an Island? I don't LOADING know, sir, unless it's just because it Beginning Early. had to have a name. YoifNo. 13,729."—Chicago •"Yes. sir," said the prond young father. RIFLE Tribune. "that baby of ours is going to of the Rainy Lake Tribe Ve a successful politician. He'll be a Cheering Her Up. (Teat vote getter before'he'sof age." Sfte iafter the quarrel)-1 will send "Why, he can't talk yetT' of Canadian Indians will back your ring and other presents tomorrow. "No, but he has' started 'jlgbt in," Better hide! The Remington Cab* He- there's no 1 Oh. hurry. carry an Autoloader trying to kick and shake1 hands at the don^t expect to be engaged again for a same tlme."-WrtshlbgtOrti Star. DEFORE you buy a big game rifle, by all means week or two.-Boston Transcript be here with over •D ask your dealer to show you the Reminglon- 100 "c Potitlvely Undinny. LJMC Autoloading Rifles. Certain Differences. BRAVES, SQUAWS AND PAPOOSES '•There's soihething **»ry Qneer abont "Did they never forget their differences?" They are five-shot repeaters—operated that woman," raid the clerk. "1 don't by the ftnow what to fflake of her." Always a shot ready for the emergency, for recoil "-Why, yes, in a way. He forgets "Why?* the floorwalker asked. the cripple for the deer that is getting away, or the ibat he's a'gentleman, and she forgets "She was satisfied with the first piece that she's* lady ."^-Exchange. charging beast that promises to be troublesome if of goods showed her."—Chicago Record-Herald. saneee—i saw a man in a 'window you don't get him quick. making faces today. Symple What P^afade at Oclock wais he doing that for? Saucee— For a 1 The Remington-UMC Autoloading Rifles and 11 His Long Suit. couple of clocks. Be is a jeweler. Shotguns are the latest achievement in ninetysix Bacon—Ho^'lobg hav^ wd been married. years of producing fine firearms. dear? '•f'ti' the Morning Kind deeds and words-*-that's the Mils Bacon—Thre^ yeafs, love. Remington Arms-Union Metallic Cartridge Co. true bine of- pity to hope the beet do "Is that all? 1 thought 1'd been 299 Broadway 3 yor^ the best and speak the- beat.—Stevenion. New wearing this snlt ionger than that, dear."—Yonkers Btatesmao.