yf^v*r s*- *A^ INTERNATIONAL FALLS GAME INSPECTORS NAMED. Fruits of Mcxieo. Snags In English. 'The Art of Reading Letters. INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS Mexico is the fruit paradise. Fruits St. Paul, Aug. 11.—Two inspectors A Russian artist who has so thoroughly My dear old grandfather, who wrote never heard of by the hundreds of mastered the English language all his own letters in a han^ which, of game wardens with salaries of millions who live in the temperate AND BORDER BUDGET that all its subtleties are as lamiliar to down to the day of his death, was almost $1,500 were apopinted by the state zones grow there in profusion, and him as are those of the language of the plain enougn for a blind man to game and fish commission at it's Acapjilco. on the Pacific slope, is perhaps czar was telling a few friends about read, taught me never to attempt to Entered as Second Class Matter June 23,1909, at the Postofflce at International monthly meeting late yesterday, the the garden spot of it all. It is the difficulties he encountered. "You answer a letter without placing it before Falls, Minn., uuder the Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. noted for the great quantity of indigenous positions being created for the better have so many superfluous letters," he me and reviewing it scrupulously, varieties which grow spontaneously. supervision of the work of protecting said, "that when I began to think 1 paragraph by paragraph. Hundreds With the exception of some was becoming a master of your language of times have I devoutly blessed his GEORGE P. WATSON, Editor and Muagtr game birds, animals and fish INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS PUBLISHING CO. indifferent cultivation of cocoanuts and I succeeded in having myself memory for that lesson in the common from marauding hunters. Sherman bananas everything else grows wild laughed at a dozen times a day: I began .sense of correspondence. Whenever Official Paper of Ranier C. Bailey, Bemidji, and T. J. Storey, Offieial Paper of International Falls. and in luxuriance. to learn English in Boston. Ipj lured by the pellmell spirit of the age Duluth, experienced wardens, were Of the fruits known in the United American fortress. One day while I stray from his precepts I rue it, and States this district alone produces bananas. given the places. walking with a friend I saw a street I can feel the flush of shame overspread all buildings, real estate and appurtenances, oranges, pineapples, mangoes, The new rules require a person to The tenure of office of H. H. Kattman, sign. 'Oh.' I said, 'what a funny name my face as I follow a first letter limes and. lemons. And here are a so that the final summary become naturalized within seven for a street! Kneeland Street!' I pronounced of response with a second, rendered a warder^ at Cloquet, was terminated few more of other varieties never seen will show how much wealth is in the K. 'You're wrong,' said necessary by the belated discovery years of the time he takes out his Aug. 15 and James Gillespie, above the border line: Toronjas. a species my friend. 'You pronounce it "Neeland" of a point left uncovered. The old the name of the state of Minnesota. first papers. Carlton, was appointed to fill the of grapefruit the aguacate. papaya. street The is silent.' 1 took copybook legend. "Haste breeds carelessness." guayabo, chico. zapote. mamey. place. C. V. Smith, warden at Release, the lesson to heart. The next day I is as true as it was in the llama, anone. granada. caimita. cartajena. was transferred to Grand Rapids J. M. Hannaford who has given Through the efforts of attorney went into a restaurant. I looked over days when good penmanship and good meson, wamucbe. jicame. tamarindo, to succeed Jesse Hary, resigned. the bill of fare. 'Give me some "idneys."' to the N. P. almost 45 years of continuous morals went band in hand in the training E. E. McDonald of Bemidji the Minnesota nanche. huicon, Icacos, almendra I said. The servitor looked at Instructions were given to H. A. of yontb. If slambang and hurly stervice has been elected State Bar association will (almond), ciruela (plum), and undoubtedly me aghast. Finally in desperation I burly have given its coup de grace to Rider, executive agent of the commission, president of the road. This is truly many others. meet in that beautiful city next year. pointed to the record of what I wanted. the once gentle art of writing letters, to place the game wardens But so indifferent are the natives to a meritorious election. 'Oh! Kidneys,' he said. 'Excuse is not that all the more reason why, their possibilities that nothing is exported on a salary basis whenever in his me.' I rejoined haughtily, 'the is before it Is too late, we should rescue was Good bye and God bless you except the lime and its products.—Exchange. opinion such action is warranted. silent'" "Have you observed," said one of the half dead art of reading them?— at the feeling heartily expressed About two-thirds of the wardens receive Atlantic. our merchants to a customer, "the An Old Game. to the farewell banquet given President as compensation only the rewards handsome advertisement I have just "Has your wife found a house that Made Two Foes With One Sketch. Hard Luck. Howard Elliott yrho is leaving offered for obtaining convictions suits her?" Scutari in Albania is needlessly* confused painted on a fence?" "No," replied "Say. Weary, didn't I see you sawin* the Northern Pacific railroad in order of the game laws. "Yes: but don't say anything about with its namesake on the Bosporus the customer, "but if you will send wood yesterday?" it .Tust now she's in bluffing the landlord to take the presidency of the in Asia Minor because one place is A sale of articles confiscated by the fence to my house, I will read "Yes. Dat was one of dem sad occasions that she won't take it unless he always spelled and pronounced Skodra. New York, New Haven and Hartford the game wardens during the last when a man what's lazy finds he I the announcement. read the papers redecorates the parlor and three bedrooms."—Detroit except in western Europe. Edward railway. Howard Elliott has year was ordered Aug. 14, when Mr. can't afford to be idle."—Exchange. I and don't go around reading Free Press. Lear, the painter who invented "Limericks." been a good president. Good for Rider will dispose of a miscellaneous bill boards." And the merchant had a quaint adventure here. Potent Attractions. his company, good to his employees 1 collection of rifles, shotguns, revolvers, He had made a drawing of his host in Strange Truth. scratched his head.—Ex. Tom—Women don't love men for and good to the general public. No knives, fish spears, headlights, Skodra costume when a younger brother They say that love will go where it what they really are. but for what man ever left the northwest who was is sent. It appears to be always sent rods and reels taken from persons of the model came in and wanted to they have done. Kitty—And men love The supreme court has decided after the girl with a rich father. Why be sketched. Lear for lack of paper more heartily beloved than he, and caught violating the game and fish women for what their fathers have that under the law an associated district is it thuswise?— New Orleans Picayune. was obliged to make a smaller portrait the banquet given by the railroad laws. done.—Puck may charge tuition not to exceed of him on the same page. Thereupon officials and employes was a fitting the younger exclaimed in a fury of indignation: $2.50 per pupil coming from tribute of the regard in which he CAN NOW BANK BY USING MAIL "It is true I am younger, districts outside of the association is held by all who know him. but 1 am not smaller than my brother and that such tuition must be paid The International Falls postal savings Why do you act so insultingly?" Before Abstract Co. International Falls by the district in which such pupils department of the postoffice is the amazed artist could apologize reside. A district in Renville county The sale of Minnesota educational now transacting a banking business the elder brother added, "If you think refused to pay a bill presentd by by mail, made possible by the changes certificates over the counter of the to win my esteem by a compliment BURDICK, KREMER & KING Proprietors the Hector associated district and paid me at the expense of my brother which went into effect Aug. 1. state treasurer will begin on Monday, you are greatly mistaken." Lear adds. was sued.—Ex. Depositors may send money for their Aug. 11, at 10 a. m., the announcement ABSTRACTS. REAL ESTATE & INSURANCE "I had made two enemies by one sketch, accounts through the mail and new having been made today the injured brothers bowing me out accounts can be opened by a person Collections, Conveancing and Loans by the state board of control. Of Those farmers who passed through with looks of thunder."—London Standard. other than the depositor when the the issue of $700,000 authorized by northern' Minnesota and settled in J. E. BURDICK, Manager the legislature, only $100,000 will be depositor is unable to appear, according Canada have many times realized to the new rulings of Post* offered at this time. The certificates How to Get Rugs Cleaned. that they passed over the finest INTERNATIONAL FALLS. MINNESOTA She told the agent for the vacuum master General Albert Burleson. will be sold to the general public in acres obtainable, looking for the gold cleaner that she really did jntend to Another change allows a person, on denominations of $100, drawing 5 at the end of the rainbow. With buy one, but could not decide which to presnting a postal savings card with per cent interest, payable semi-annually. the same amount of advertising given choose. It was at this time that another They will draw interest nine postal savings stamps affixed, to the Canadian lands. Minnesota agent, for another vacuum cleaner, receive $1 in cash, instead of a certificate, from Aug. 15 and will be redamable came around the corner of the would have every 80-acre tract settled A. SetterJund & Co which had to be redeemed. north side home. An argument ensued. at the end of three years. Delivery with a happy and prosperous "This cleaner is nickel plated it is This will eliminate unnecessary clerical will not be made at the time of sale, farmer.—Aurora News. light and compact, the rubber is the work and be a convenience to but receipts for the purchase price best vulcanized"— the patrons. will be given by State Treasurer Carlton county bankers have hit "My machine, lady." interrupted the The changes will be especially welcomed Walter J. Smith and the certificates second agent, "is the lightest and onto a novel way of telling .whether by traveling men, who are General Contractors will be sent to the buyers later. most durable machine on the market. an applicant for loans at the bank patrons of the postal savings banks, It is""Excuse is reliable or not. They go to the me." said the woman of the and out-of-town depositors. phone and call up the publisher of COST OF NEWSPAPER ADVER­ house. She was absent a moment, then the local paper. If the applicant 5s reappeared with a rug. International Palls. Minnesota TISING. TO STOP ITS TRAINS. "We shall see now which is the better," a subscriber and his account is paid she said. The cost of producing advertising up he gets the loan at a reasonable Virginia, Aug. 12.—By an order Ten minutes later she excused herself shown at the last state editorial convention rate of interest, and if he is in arrears of the state railway and warehouse again and entered the house with to be from 14% to 18 cents the security must be gilt edge commision received in Virginia today a spotless rug. Two agents shook hands per column inch. This tact was and a few per cents are tacked on the Canadian Northern must and swore they would "never tell."— brought cut by a committee of the Northern Minnesota Hospital to the note. If you are thinking of Indianapolis News. hereafter stop its passenger trains best country newspaper men in the borrowing any money, it would be on flag at the stations of Cook, Angora, Hair High In the Air. wise to see how ybu stand with the state appointed for the purpose of Gheen and other points on Women's bair used to be dressed to local editor.—Vidette. determining the cost of advertising tne line to the north of Virginia, an amazing height in days of old. space at the convetion a year previous. where the new trains put on when Formerly doorways had to be heightened The most exhaustive and to accommodate the eighteenth A complete inventory ,of property the last time-card was effective are careful study was made by the committee century woman of fashion. Marie not scheduled to stop. belinging to the state of Minnesota Antoinette's hairdresser had to mount and the result was arrived at The decision of the railroad and will be taken by state departments a stool in order to get above his work. by the application of the best and and employees of institutions. The warehouse commission grants the petition Women of that time had to kneel in most scientific cost sysems, and must appraisement will be in charge of of residents of Cook, Leander their coaches to get their head covering accepted as fairly acurate. From the public examiner's department, and Ray, who recently testified at a inside or drive with their heads this it is aparent at once that most out of window. Mme. de Genlis was which is charged with examination hearing conducted here by Judge Ira country newspapers are selling their caught by her hair while hastening to of state officers and institutions. B. Mills that the new service was unsatisfactory greet Voltaire at Ferney, but escaped advertisng space at cost or less and Lists of property will be made soon and that it had dealt a Absalom's fate, her hair remaining on that if they are making any money it on banks provided for the purpose death blow to the dairying industry the bough. And the Duchesse de and then the state holdings will be must be on some other branch of carried on by the farmers of that Chartres had room on her hair one checked by employees of the public vicinity who depended on getting a evening for a miniature man-of-war in their business.—Hutchinson Leader: full sail, on another for a representation market for their product in the city of her little son, Louis Philippe, of Virginia. sleeping in the lap of his nurse. Gaelic is the language of tne mgnlanders PAUL A. JOHNSON of Scotland. The name belongs Property For Sale also to the sister languages of Ireland R. II. Monahan, M. D. Elizabeth Monahan, M. D. and the Isle of Man, but these have Contracting Engineer Mary C. Ghostley, M. D. B. F. Floyd, M. D. other names more commonly applied at Office over International State Bank. International Falls, Minnesota to them—Irish and Manx—and the term Gaelic is usually reserved for City Real Estate Office Estimates and Supervision Cheerfully that spoken in Scotland. The three languages were originally one and Furnished. Local Agent for Building Material. now stand in much the same relation Small house for sale, cheap, if to each other that broad Scotch does taken at once. Enquire at this office. Phone 217 International State Bank Bldg. to king's English. INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA Misplaced Sympathy. For Sale: One eight roomed dwelling HAS "you don't mean to say that Dugeon house, hardwood floors, plastered is dead?" LOCATION, POWER, RAW MATERIAL throughout, very cheap if taken "Yes, sir and I married his widow." soon. "Dear me! You don't say! Poor fellow!" For Sale: Small house very cheap, These combined guarantee a populous center of activity. "Don't be at all sorry for him, old PIANO ANNOUNCEMENT easy terms. man. He has the laugh on me all PRESENT OUTPUT OF MILLS: For Sale: One 4 roomed cottage, right."—Life. News Print Paper 220 tons per day hardwood floors neighborhood good. W. F. Marvin announces A Little Mixed. Ground Wood Pulp* 200" tons per day For Rent: Well furnished restaurant that he has Sportsman—I wonder what's become in good location. Immediate Sulphite Pulp 110 tons per day of Mike? I told him to meet me here. taken the agency possession, by month or year. Saw Mill 100,000,000 ft. annually Driver—Ach, 'tis no use tellin' him for the celebrated List your sale and rentals with the anything! Shure, sorr, ut just goes RAUDBNBDSH & Soys, A permanent pay roll of over $75,000 per month City Real Estate Office in the Pr*ss in at wan ear and out at the other, Consider these facts, and we feel sure you and WESLEY OAKLAND office. duck's back!—London .iiiiiilill!!! like wather off a Ill m«! will agree with us that International Falls Pianos, and Tit-Bits. is destined to become one of the most important will make the lowest Same Thing. factory prices. Many manufacturing'centers of the North Wife (bitterly)—How can yon talk Minnesota Rate Case of the best families West. that way? You know that never in International pester you for money. Hub—No, but Falls have purchased the people you buy things from do.— Shippers and receivers of Risldinci Lots trim $200 up these makes of Businus Lots from $1200 up Boston Transcript freights. Have your pianos and recomend Indmtriil Lit* from $000 up Torms to Suit ill freight bills audited by an them to the highest as being of beautiful tone and giving Conservation. perfect satisfaction. Expert. For further information Mrs. Knicker—I thought yon promised C. B. KINNEY The editor of this pa-per himself owns a RACDXNBUSH to stay on the water wagon while write and speaks of it in the highest terms. I was away? Knicker—I did, but the Call and see and hear them. Sales Manager Northwestern Auditing Co. plants used it all up.—New Tork Sun. W. MARVIN, Agent, Clark Bids., 3rd St. ..v l^tibllihed 1906—Reference* any whole* atlt houae—AU itportiog ageocko. International Falls, The mole would live beneath the Minnesota cn.rn.iiwm. nn. st. paul, ground, and nature etosed his eyes.— Henry Drammond. ,"'r" -JSaJosl 1