INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. W. E. LAWRENCE [TELLS OF ESCAPE FROM BULL HAS NEW THEORY ON GOUT 8chool of Character. Ian Maclaren makes Dr. Maclure, LAWRENCE E GILBERTSON The Rexall Store Farmer Attacked by Enraged Animal the village Doctor of Drumtochty, thus Eminent Man Declares That the Harm File* to Safety Via HI* Hands sum up the results of his observation: of Meat Eating Has Been Overestimated. and Knees. INTERNATIONAL PALLS, MINN. "A've watched the glen for mony a year, an' the maist hertsome (cheering) An amusing story of the adventure As for the calamities and disasters Plastering, Chimney Buiiding and all kinds of sight a' hae seen is the makin' that four men had with an irritable nrhich have been so luridly depicted as G. F. Swinnerton. M.D.. C.M. o' men an' weemen. They're juist bull is told by a correspondent of the Following in the train of meat eating— Mason work. Estimates cheerfully given. thochtless bairns to begin wl', as we. London Field. It contains a hint that uric acid and all its brood rheumatim, Physician and Surgeon were oorsels, but they're no' dune wl'! may be useful to some reader who Prices Reasonable and all Work Guaranteed. gout and kidney disease—they BChule after they leave Domsle (the] eball hereafter find himself in a sinK Byes Examined and Glasses Fitted may be dismissed with the statement, schoolmaster). Wark comes, liar disagreeable situation. first of all, that meat has little to do Phone 198 Office over Ruettell's Department Store International Falls, Minn. first and fechtln (fighting) awa' wi" The other night the farmer who with the production of uric acid in excess. International Falls. Minn. oor cauld land, and wringing eneuchj owns the fields In which I have the Several "blameless" vegetable (enough) oot o't to pay for rent and fishing came to say that I must beware products, such as beans, lentils, coffee Dr. Jenner Perry Chance llvln' pits omeddum (puts grit, or of the bull, for he had fount] and tea, contain more uric acid makers spirit) into a man. Syne (afterwards) that the animal's temper was getting than meat Second, that uric acid comes luve tae maist o's, an' teaches bad. The bull had always greeted me is not a cause of gout, but a symptom PHYSICIAN and SURGEON some selfish shallow cratur to play PAUL A. JOHNSON with a threatening rumble whenever of various forms of chronic local infection. the man for a woman's sake an' laist passed near him, but as the farmei Third, that both rheumatism Oftlce over litis Drug Store. Phone 15 comet sorrow that gars (makes) the had assured me that the animal will and Brlght's disease have little or Night calls at Hotel Koochiching Contracting Engineer loudest o's tae haud (hold) his peace. gentle, although "it did make a little nothing to do with meat, or with any LNTBBNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA It's a lang schulln', but it has done its noise," I took no notice of him. other kind of food or form of diet, except wark well."—"Beside the Jlonnie Brier The farmer told me that he waf Insofar as these may increase Bush." walking behind the herd when quietly or decrease the general resisting power DR. O. C. HE1EIE without any warning, the bull turned Estimates and Supervision Cheerfully of the organism, but are the results Never Heard of Great Financier.: and came straight at him. He had a E N I S of infections. Rheumatism probably A member of the Morgan family in. heavy club in his hands, and hq Furnished. Local Agent for Building Malarial. from a specific germ Brlght's disease New York has received a letter from Struck the animal with all his might from any one of a score of the germs Office over International State Bank Phone 217 International State Bank Bldg. an old lady of ninety living in the over the head and eyes several times or toxins of our commoner Infections, INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINN. heart of New England and asking for when the club broke. For the mo such as scarlet fever, typhoid, dysentery, some particulars about J. Pierpont ment he did not know what to do, and pnemonia, or even common colds Morgan. Mr. Junius Morgan—father thought it was all over with him and sore throats. In fact, most of our Dr. H. H. Ihrig of the late financier—she knew well when he remembered that some on« chronic rheumatio patients are greatly and had often been in his house, but had told him that a bull would not improved by being taken oft their expurgated she can find nothing about the son, DENTIST attack you if you lay down, so diet list and given plenty of International Falls Abstract Co. and would be grateful for particulars. threw himself flat on his face and roast beef In combination with other Office over Holler's Confectionery The old lady says: "I take a semiweekly shouted for help, and three of his men nutritious and digestible foods. And INTERNATIONAL FALLS Hartford paper, a dollars who were not far off came running tj patients with Blight's disease usually year paper, but can not find anything BURDICK, KREMER & KING Proprietors the rescue. do best In the long run on a liberal about it. Please tell me about its if When they got within about twen« and varied diet containing consider* DR. H. S. ROSENHOLTZ ABSTRACTS. REAL ESTATE & INSURANCE you can. Did he ever marry any one? ty yards he told them to come oq able amounts of meat.—Dr. Woods It Is all such a mystery to me," And their hands and knees, and In this Hutchinson, in Good Housekeping DENTIST yet there are still thoae who pursue way they came up alongside of him, Magazine. Collections, Conveyancing and Loans fame's fleeting phantom. The question then was what to do1 office and residence over Tltls Drug Store They came to the conclusion that the The struggle over the renewal of J. E. BURDICK, Manager Powerful 8hot. only thing left was for all of them to INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA. the franchise grants to the street railway An Irishman who wasn't much of a retreat backward on their hands and INTERNATIONAL FALLS, company had already begun, and MINNESOTA hunter went out to hunt one day, and knees. This they did, and the bull, the council had already granted it the the first thing he saw to shoot at was PH1NNEY & CAMPESELL never more than a yard off, followed franchise it wished, renewed its privileges a bird sitting saucily on the topi of them up with his head slightly on one for another twenty-five years, Lawyer a fence. He blazed away, and then side. Meanwhile he snorted and bellowed, Mayor Brand WhiUock writes in the walked over to pick up the victim. and his eyes, showing all the American Magazine. What he happened to find there was a whites, looked, the farmer said, as if A. Setterlund & Co. Over International State Hank When Mayor Jones vetoed the bill dead frog, which he raised at arm's thy would come out of his head. At the council prepared to pass It over INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA length, looking at it with a puzzled last the men reached the river bank, his veto and would have done so that air. Finally he remarked: slipped over the edge, and so escaped. Monday night had it not been for two "Well, but ye was a deuce of a men—Mayor Jones and Negley D. F. J. PART I N folne-looking burd befur Oi blew the WILEY IN DEFENSE OF BABES Cochran, the editor of the News-Bee. Lawyer Others off o' ye!" General Contractors Mr. Cochran, with his brilliant gift in "The Providence I Adore Has Never the writing of editorials, had called Office over International State Bank Old Whitechapel. out the whole populace, almost to Yet Killed a Baby," 8ays Whitechapel, now entering on Its attend the meeting of the council and Doctor. I VTERNATIONAL FALLS. MINNESOTA first by-election, was at one time a "resort to protest International Falls, Minnesota Dr. Harvey Wiley recently made a of the nobility and gentry." Even The demonstration was so far effective strong plea for methods of education in 1720 it was known as the home of that the council was too CEO. S. LANGLAND and for the sort of legislation that thriving and prosperous Jews, and ia frightened to pass the street railway Lawyer would insure to every child born into* so described by Strayne. Indeed the ordinance. The attorney for the street thriving Gentile built his house here railway company was there, and when the world its rightful heritage of for the sake of the wholesome air. One there was a lull in the noise he health and vitality. ISemaSiStm Office over International State Bank He said that the Biblical words, notable Spanish ambassador had his sneered: Style No Style No. "The sins of the father shall be visited residence near the "White" chapel, socalled "I suppose, Mr. Mayor, that this Is INTERNATIONAL FALLS. MINNESOTA WT155 455T because of its appearance wheq an example of government under the upon the children, even unto the OTYLE newly built. How the character has The Latest third and fourth generation," should golden rule?" Koochiching Camp No. 7602 altered may be realized from Stow's be changed to read that the sins of "No," replied Jones in a flash, "It Is confession that when a boy he used AERVICE The Best parents are visited upon the children an example of government under the to go every morning to Goodman's forever, and that likewise the virtues rule of gold." M. W. A. meets first and third Tuesdays 1/flYINGS a Dollar-Two of the parents are also transmitted., farm for milk, "and never had less of each month. Full attendance A good heredity, he said, means, usr than three ale pints for the halfpenny Municipal University. requested, visiting neighbor welcome. Direct Distributors ually, a long and a happy life. in summer, nor less than one ale The municipal university is comparatively "Above all," said Doctor Wiley, "I quart for the halfpenny In winter, always new in this country, but is not would like to live to see all the children hot from the kine as the same rare abroad. The university in Leipzig M. B. A. Factory to Foot of this country come into th» was milked and strained."—London is not a great German university, world with a good heredity. The Chronicle. but is first and foremost the University International Lodge No. 2303 meets problem of youth and age goes far of Leipzig—a municipal institution. In Kane's Hall every second and back into that of heredity, and in the One He Didn't Touch. SHOES SOLD TO CONSUMER fourth Tuesday in each month. interest of society the state should Father was on the warpath, and The city of Hamburg Is to follow In Style No. at Factory Prices Visiting members welcome. recognize this fact." WT125 when at last he came across Willie this path, having just completed A. A. LEE, SECRETARY. The speaker also held "the fatal plans for a city university on a large in 600 Factory Branches in an odd corner of the garden the combination of love and ignorance" engagement commenced. scale, while many of the newer English Makers of on the part of parents as largely responsible "Willie," demanded Mr. Smith, universities, although national Wear-U-Well Shoes for the high infant mortality. H- STUBEE "have you eaten any of those large in their aims and general character, "When you have killed the child,' dessert pears I left in the cupboard?" will endeavor to meet the special A it said the doctor, "you look about for "Pa," replied the young hopeful, "I needs of the industrial centers in Largest Manufacturers a scapegoat, and lay the blame on 0 cannot tell a lie. I have not touched which they are located, and to that in the World. Providence. The Providence I adore one." and Superintendent of Construction extent will be municipal universities. MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT and worship has never yet killed ft William senor eyed William Junior United States Educational Commissioner Office over litis Drug Store Send money order for amount of shoes and iocents baby.- wrathfully. P. P. Claxton is interested in per pair Parcel Post, we pay the rest. lot INTERNATIONAL FALLS. MINNESOTA State Style No. and Size Wanted. "Then how is it," asked the parent, this movement, and declares that It Tanbark as Fuel. "that I found these three pear cores should be watched by all interested in Factory Branch No. Perhaps the most important of education. in your bedroom, and there is Only MRS. JANET W. DADE waste fuels in the United States has one pear In the cupboard?" Fy P. Wagner, Manager been spent tanbark. A rough estimate Music Teacher HIS HONOR WAS VINDICATED "Father," said Willie, with an eye would Indicate that this material generated on the garden gate—"father, that's a few years ago an amount of the one I didn't touch!" Negro Charged With Being a Chicken steam that would have otherwise required INTERNATIONAL FALLS," MINNESOTA Thief Is Entirely 8atl«fled With the yearly consumption of A Bilious Critic. Accuser's Answer. Frederick Block International Falls, Minn. about 2,000,000 tons of high-grade coal. When a person is so minded, he can Yet this valuable fuel, says the Engineering J. E. OKERSTROM find ugliness everywhere. The Washington Sam had been designated by one Magazine, was at one time Luke Chisholm as a chicken thief. Star tells a story of the etcher, General Contractor considered a mere detriment and an Moreover Luke had spoken in public, John Sloan, that illustrates this point. expense to the leather industry. It Subscribe for The Press He was walking one night with a and Sam professed to find life unen was disposed of by dumping it into Empress Building, Room 2. friend In Philadelphia. "How hideous durable until he should find his accuser rivers, filling in waste ground, and by nature is tonight!" Sloan remarked. and compound with him for "a INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINN making roads with it, often necessitating "But, my dear Sloan," objected his busted hald." Sam's master sought the paying out of large sums friend, "look at the stars. Surely to calm him, but nay. He aimed (he for Its disposition. This strikingly you'll admit that they're very fine toi said) to set out as soon as he had CHARLES. K. SHAND illustrates a case of how the improvement night" "polished off dis yere gyardin patch a of a furnace converted a hitherto Sloan looked up, then frowned, and mess er- greens." Luke could not go ARCHITECT supposed combustible Into a valuable shook his head. so far, but what "he'd git win' er dat waste fuel of the auto-combus-. Plans "Oh, yes," he said, "not bad, not wool-growin' cat-fish mouth trash,' and specifications for all buildings. tible class, and shows how an enor bad but there's far too many oil and "fetch him a blip" for which Correspondence solicited. mous waste was converted into an them." Northern Minnesota Hospital "there wan't goin' to be no surceaie equally great economy. VIRGINIA, MINN. or balm." All the 8ame. Sam set off down the road to the Advertising One. "Why do they have to have money bottom. His master waited in some F. Irving Fletcher, an exponent ct Rapp's Undertaking: Parlors to put on a dumb show?" fear for Sam's welfare, and with a human interest advertising, asked an "Why not?" secret surprise at his intrepidity. advertising riddle at a Sphinx Club EMBALMERS & FUNERAL DIRECTORS. '/vT '?&> "Doesn't money talk?" Presently Sam came over the hill, hat dinner in New York. Our personal attention given to all in hand—a sure sign he was making "Why is the merchant who doesn't rases.. Wc also have the agency for The Rlght Sort his best gait But he was grinning advertise like a man rowing a boat?' 5 gravestones and monuments. 'Phone *1 am looking for a soft job for my broadly. Mr. Fletcher asked. •on." "Well, Sam," his master asked, *did 234. "Because he goes backward," said "All right. I'll take him in my featlt you meet Luke?" INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA William Ray Qardlner, promptly. er bed manufactory." "Yas, suh—yas, suh. I made him he "No," said Fletcher. "Because take It back. Dat coon was the scairtest has to get along without sales." Projectile's Gain of 8peed. buck. Yasj.suh—Boon's I walk up J. E. OKERSTROM Experiments with improved instruments it is expected tnat tne electrical furnaces The late Thomas B. Jeffrey, wno for. measuring the velocity of Architect of the American Iron and 8teel ouilt bicycles and automobiles, was a projectiles have shown that the speed jcompany, at Lebanon, Pa., will be in man of few words. One day he was on goes on Increasing after the missile full operation in the course of a year. a railroad train when a traveling! acquaintance Empress Building Room No. 2 has left the mouth of the cannon The furnaces will be of from 20 to 25 called his attention to a big Leaving the muzzle with a velocity of INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA tons capacity, and be the largest plant in a town by which the train •building 1(474-feet a second, a projectile has in pant of the kind the country. There was passing. been observed to inorease its speed will also be standard blooming and GET "See that warehouse?" asked the to 1,689 feet a second within the first billet mills, with an annual capacity traveler. "Well, ten years ago I could N A I S six fdet It iB only aftfer having traveled |of 80,000 tons. have bought that whole thing- for: $7,* twenty-five yards that the pro* 000 and now its worth twenty." R. II. Monahan, M. D. Elizabeth Monahan, M. D. Jectile's velocity becomes reduced to He Was the Hungry One. "Did you have the seven thousand?" To do your the speed'itf had on leaving the muzzle. r. 'Mary Ghostley, M. D. B. Floyd. D. "What's the trouble at your house?* "Oh, no!" This is ascribed to the impulse "Well, then/' said Jeffery, I wouldn't "Hunger strike for a new bonniC Painting, Papering & Decorating Office over International State Bank. International Falls, Minnesota of the expanding gas being felt for "Your wife refuses to eatT" let It -worryme."—Saturdlng Ev» International Falls, Minnesota some distance beyond the cannon's "No she refuses to cook.' nine Post