THE SPOILS purpose' for which to use them. A world good things for every member WHAT IS- NEWS? broom or a comet eradicator would of the family—all for $2.00—less than S O E News is any "recent or fresh information wife Chicago Times: "Between my have done just as well." four cents a week. concerning any matter or LA ZENDA and my dog? I have a pretty hard The one -to whom you give the subscription event," and advertising is giving news time," said the head of the household.' will receive free all the remaining reding to a business. The ordinary NEW PARCELS POST STAMPS. issues of 1912, as well as home1 "Both are always bringing doings and happenings are not news. Domestic The Companion Window Transparency Arrangements have been made by For instance to say that Jones, the of. thing that I have to dispose My LA TRINCA and Calendar for 1913, in rich, Postnjaster General Hitchcock for engraving dry goods 'merchant, sells calico, is wife gets them at bargain sales and translucent colors. It is to be hung and manufacturing a series not news. But to say that Jones sells that. But' auctions and Such places as in the window or over the lampshade. calico 25 per cent below regular price of twelve stamps, unique in size and where my dog gets- his treasures, Havana You, too, as giver of the present will novel in design, for exclusive use in is news and advertising. heaven only knows! receiveac opy of it. the parcels post. Under th law recently That advertising may be productive a AT ALL DEALER "We have a garret and cellar full enacted by congress ordinary and stimulating to business it THE YOUTH'S COMPANION, o.t" things that my wife has bought parcels post stamps will be larger must be done in the way of conveying 144 Berkeley St., Boston, Mass. that are utterly useless. There has than the ordinary stamps and will be information. To say that Smith is New Subscriptions Received at this never been any o£ber way of disposing distinctive in color and design. The still making good goods honestly and Office. of her wares. Lots of times I new issue will be in designs of three that the people ought to eat his product International Falls Abstract Co. can't even figure out what they are series. conveys neither specific nor interesting for, and I don't believe my wife HER LOVING HUSBAND. The first will illustrate modern information. But to show knows. They are Oriental sometimes, methods of transporting mail, one why Smith's goods are good, how the BURDICK, KREMER & KINO Proprietors To Whom It May Concert—My wife Aztec and Indian sometimes. But always stamp showing a mail car on a railway goods are made and why they are having left my bed and board, I will area puzzle. ABSTRACTS. REAL ESTATE 4 INSURANCE train another an ocean mail made that way, why they are palatable, not be responsible for any debts contracted "The dog does the same sort of rhip a third an automobile now used why digestible, and why healthful, by her after this date. things, although his conquests are in the postal service, and a fourth are all points of interest conveying Collections, Conve oncirig ond Loans New York, Dec. 7.—(Special.)—The usually recognizable, and once he the dispatch of mail by areoplane. intelligence. Of course the news above adertisement, inserted by Edgar brought me a pair of perfectly good must be told by the advertiser in a The second series will show at J. E. BURDICK, Manager Potts Marshall of Newton, N. J., trousers! In the pockety were 75 way that is convincing. Everyone is work four classes of postal employes MINNCSOT INTERNATIONAL FALLS, appeared in a paper there last Saturday. cents and a beer check, all of which —-postofflce clerks, railway mail open to conviction. It is up to the proved acceptable. advertiser to demonstrate the real clerks, city letter carriers and rural Yesterday this advertisement appeared: "On ano'ther occasion my knowledge value in any product for sale. Every delivery carriers. The third series of anatomy enabled me to classify my g*od product will profit by this test will represent four industrial scenes, To Whom It May Concern—After dog's trophy as the dressed carcass of hutchings Exploration Company for the people are quick to take up showing the products that probably reading a few lines contained in the a sheep. He was very proud of that with anything they know is good, and will be transported extensively by columns of your paper in regard to find. skeptical about a product of which parcels post. The stamps were ready myself, I beg to differ with the author. "As is the way with all profession? they know nothing. If a product cannot foi distribution Dec. 1, so that the Diamond Drilling In the first place, how could I leave als, my dog and my wife can never stand the test of publicity it will 60,000 postoffices may be supplied before my beloved husband's bed when the see any virtue in each other's winnings. go off the market as it should. A the law becomes effective, Jan. 1.. Churn Drilling faithful old bed on which I slept, including He sniffs at her Japanese cotton merchant whose business cannot stand The public should take particular the ancient feather tick and crepe aeroplane holder, for all the Contract Work the test of publicity will not make notice of the foregoing in regard to a few board slats, are the property world as if it were a bar of soap, and a success of his business. When a the use of the special stamp, as ordinary of his aged father? A straw tick is her receptable for meteors is about as merchant puts the same arguments stamps will not be accepted as Office: 602 Torrey Bldg. DULUTH, MINN. *i also included in the makeup, the covering interesting to him as a brush and and intelligence into his ads that a payment of postage on package matter of which I purchased myself comb. good salesman puts into his talks to after the end of this year. with the income from my flock of "My wife is equally unresponsive. sell a commodity, then will newspaper chickens, which I worked hard to In^fact, she is militantly opposed to advertising become immensely profitable.—Annandale MARSHAL HELD FOR KILLING. raise. If I am not awfully mistaken my dog's discoveries. For example, Advocate. Three Leaders my beloved husban'd furnished the when he proudly strutted into the Spooner, Dec. 14.—Village Marshal few bundles of straw contained therein, A GIFT WITH A THOUGHT IN IT. drawing room where my wife was entertaining H. A. Ryberg, who shot and killed J. hence I left his bed of straw. There's one very simple way out of the Eleanor Glyn Literary Harvey by mistake, was bound over I also beg to announce that I have the Christmas shopping problem: society and displayed there a section yesterday to await the action of the furnished a greater part of the board don't shop, but sit quietly at home of a cow's backbone, my wife raised a grand jury, which meets next February. Golden Grain Belt Beers fur my father-in-law, for myself and and subscribe for The Youth's Companion. scream of horror in which all her The inquest into Harvey's for my "precious one" ever since his The chances are, too, that no guests joined. death was held at the auditorium yesterday poor mother was laid in her grave. present you could buy for the young "So embarrassed did the poor dog before Deputy Coroner Frank harpers Whiskey friend or £he family you delight to become that he dropped his prize and E. Johnson of Baudette, Attorney Geo. Therefore, how could I leave his honor could confer so much pleasure retired in confusion. Then my wife E. Erickson appearing on behalf of board? I also took in sewing and as this gift of The Youth's Companion gathered up. the backbone with a pair the state and Attorney C. R. Middleton kept boarders to help sustain my Rock Spring Water for a whole round year—fifty-two of double embossed Louis XIV coal representing the accused. The faithful husband. weeks' issues, and the fifty-second as tongs, that otherwise might have gone coroner's jury brought in a verdict I will no longer be responsible for keenly anticipated and enjoyed as the forever unused, and carried it out. I that J. Harvey came by his death UNDERWOOD & HASSELBARTH, LOCAL AGENTS very first. don't know but that she employed the any debts contracted by my husband. from a bullet discharged from a revolver There will be stories for readers of tongs in hitting the poor dog over the held in the hand of one H. A. GRACE BRUNDAGE MARSHALL. every age sound advice as to athletics head. But even sf, that does not Ryberg. F. E. Rose has been appointed International Falls, Minnesota. Beloved Wife of Edgar Potts Marshall suggestions for the girl at college count in summing up the tongs' usefulness, to act as marshal to fill the vacancy or maging her own way in the —Minneapolis Journal. for it was not a legitimate made by Mr. Ryberg. AT LAST THE GOOD NEWS IS ANNOUNCED Grecngard's Big Double Celebration Formal Opening of Our Xmas Goods and Big Forced-To-Sell Sale 'I ——————————————1 ALTHOUGH the Store is Not Decorated in Tune with the Holiday Season, the Merchandise Display Will Be the Main Feature of the Week, While Quality, Beauty and Adaptability Were Uppermost in Our Thought in Making Our Selections of Holiday Merchandise. The Great Power of Our Enormous Buying Organization Was Concentrated in Obtaining Values that Would Make You Glad that Such a Store as Greengard's Exists. We Believe that You Will Be More Than Satisfied With What You Find Here, and Trust You Will Be Able to Attend Our BigForced-To-Sell Sale .We Have Tried to Make it Worth While. 7 MORE WONDERFUL BARGAINS! MORE WONDERFUL VALUES! THERE'LL BE NO LET UP OR ABATEMENT! THE SOLE AIM IS TO SELL! SELL! SELL! AND RAISE THE MONEY TO PAY OUR BILLS. COST IS FORGOTTEN, VALUE A THING OF THE PAST. BUY NOW, BUY LIBERALLY. BUY FOR A SONG. is I Us *l s»% LOOK FOR THE GREEN SIGNS. INTERNATIONAL FALLS. MINN. .£ si --it fcutoatC uiV ,, I.. I b- rS