"•it. -r^** •*'K INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. NEVER FELT LONESOME W.E. LAWRENCE Program of Examinations fRUE COURTESY IN GERMANY PUTS BLAME ON PUBLISHERS The: Rexall Store FOR They •kittle iIncident That Caused English Scholar Points Out How Are Traveler to Revise His-Opinion Re«pon«Jbl* =for Literature Common School Certificates AUNT CYNTHY HAD MANY. WAY8 In of Young Officer. "Cold Storagc." INTERNATIONAL PALLS, MINN. OF PA88JNQ THE TIME. July 29th, 30th and 31st, 1912 Publishers eomplain that people do The German has not only been G. L. SHEERAN not buy serious books.* An experienced taught the other courtesies, but he has scholar retertsrthatt publishers will not been born with a kindness of heart li if I nsurance MONDAY, JULY 29th Her Five "Chillen" All Where 8h« let them. Here is. a new and rather and instinctive consideration for others (Second Grade Subjects.) Could Watch Them, and Yellow important historical work of six hundred which-make his formalities of real Up A. 8:00 Enrollment. INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINN. Ike 3howlng for Hla pages. It is printed in large type value. The man who appears to have on heavy paper with wide margins, to 8:30 Professional Test. Meala With Regularity. a fund of "small change and valueless, DR..M. E. WITH ROW make Is aa bulky aa. possible. The attentions is the same man who 9:30 Penmanship. price..ls $5, "postage extra." This Is wlirgo miles out of his way to do you 10:00 Arithmetic. A young woman who never had vis* Surgeon considerable money but there are a favor tomorrow." Physician, and lted the south recently spent some P. 1:15 Geography:., some eight "hundred publlo and collegiate Only a few weeka ago 1 was traveling- weeks there. She was driving along 2:45 Compositions libraries that feel bound to 1 Office over litis1 Drusr Store in the same train with a young a country road, when .she passed., a 3:45 Reading. buy any new historical work which AT?TI3N lieutenant, whose smooth and graceful I STERN AL PALLS. MINNESOTA ramshackle cabin, and was -hailed by 4:40 Spelling. can claim Importance, no. matter what had more than once aroused manners an ancient colored woman, with gar-) TUESDAY, JULY 30th theprlce GiP. Swinnerton. JW.D..C.IW. suspicion in my English soul. menis hanging in rags upon hier withered (Second Grade Subjects Continued) The publisheF.would rather have the He was got up in his newest and frame. sure thing^of .eight hundred copies at A. M.— 8:00 U. S. story. Physician and Surgeon finest uniform he* had spotless "Mornln', missy!" the old mammy OIL $5 than take the,chance of selling several white kid gloves, an eyeglass thrust 9:-'5 Et glish Grammer, called out. "Ef you got any ole clo'es oimis Ryes. Examined aud- Glasses Fitted jom thousand copies at $2. Theoretloally, In* his eye he looked, in fact, the veriest orhats or. shoes, or medicine you .don't 11:30 Music. Office over Ruettell's uepartment Store books In the library circulate but dandy, who would not soil himself keer. much about, will you please,: P. M— 1:15 Physiology-Hygienes International Falls. Minn. it is notorious that people seldom go wilFal^simd to save a life* ma'am, give 'em to Aunt Cynthy?" 2:45 Civics. to-a Jibrary for a new serious book. A The train was very full, and presently The New York girl looked about, 4:00 Agriculture. Br* Jennef Perry Chance reader whose habits or tastes would an old peasant fellow came in with growing pity. "How do you get WEDNESDAY, JULY 31sfe attract him to a new biography, say, with, his basket of vegetables, and along?" she asked. (First Grade Subjects.}x PHYSICIAN and SURGEON wants the volumes on his shelves. If .looked about helplessly, treading on "Oh, I gits, along all right I picks A. 8:00 Enrollment. it is really worth the trouble of read* everybody's toes in the meantime. 1 a few berries an' I drlea a few applesan5 OOc« 4ver litis Drag Store.* Phone 15 ing. he. will almost .certainly wish to 8:30 Geometry. looked on- my military neighbor and I raises a few chickens. Ain't any refer to it again. He .cannot trot down Ntgfrt calls, at Hotel Koochiching 10:15 Physics. waited for the storm. The dacd? nigger in dls county got aa many to the library for every reference. A INTERNATIONAL. FALLS* MINNESOTA arose, saluted gravely, offered th P. M— 1:15 Algebra. friends 'mongst de white people aa reader of Buoh habits or tastes wishes weary old peasant his seat, and went .2:45 Physical Geography or Aunt Cynthy. Dey sholy Is good to to possess the books in which he is THE PERFECT BRCV- DR. O. C. HEIEIE and stood outside. me." General History. Xeads77iemA//ii really interested. If he cannot afford If there is anything in thought telfr "Do you live here all alonef" 4:15 Drawing. to own the book he, probably will not INT'Efispr graphy, that young officer must have "Wal, no, not what you kin call If professional test consumes less read it at all.. What circulates from heard me apologizing to him all th alone by myself eggzaekly. Tou see, than 60 minutes, spelling and arithmetic AGENCIES EVERYWHERE the library, besides .fiction, is Taine's Ofltoe over International. State Bank rest of our journey together.—"My I got five chlllen." The girl cast a English. Literature,. Macaulay's Eng. may begin not to exceed 30 TnEQHAMM BREWINGCG German Year." glance around the desolate place, and: INTERNATIONAL KALLB. MINN. land. Gibbon's Decline and Fall, Boswell's minutes earlier. ST. PAUL MINN. the old woman followed, and read that rig Johnson. If composition, reading, physiologyhygiene, m. It. searching look. "Dey's in de graven It is clear consequently that a large CARRIED FIRE FROM POWDER or civics do not require the yard," she explained. "Dey's all dead,1 part of" our new serious literature la but de graveyard's beln' my do', right full time, the remaining time may be DENTIST/ automatically canned and moved into whar I kin keep watchln'." Bravery and Presence of Mind o| used for the snbjects that follow. Ofivce over-Holler's Confectionery cold storage and so-there is a world 4. "Where's your hudband?" British Soldiers That Averted I NTERNATION AL FA LLS of pains and expense for nothing J— Aunt Cynthy gave her head. a coquettish Terrible Disaster. Saturday Evening Post. Call and see the goods on special Money to loan"on crty property"ancf toss. "He done run off to del DR« H. S. ROSENHOLTZ sale this week at E. E. Peterson & Co. farm land. R. C. Fraserr On the taking of Siudad Rodrigo. il war fifty years ago," she answered. 1812, by the British army under Wei "And never came back?" DENTIST TRY GIVING JOY TO OTHERS llngton, Captain William Jones of th "Sholy he done come back. Yas'm, 62nd regiment, having captured he done been back mos' as long aa Shedding of 8unshlne Will Be Found French officer, employed his prisonei he been gone. But he brung another »rillce.and. residence-over litis Drug Store to Have Good Effect on Those in pointing out quarters for his men wife wid him an' I tole him flat dey INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA. Who- Practice It The Frenchman could not speak Eng can't live in Cynthy's house. He run b. H. PHINNEY lish, and Captain Jones—a fler] up a kind o' shack, an' mighty soon he It was Mr. Barrle who quaintly said: Welshman, whom it was the fashioi druv dat other 'oman away, an* now Lawyer "Women who bring sunshine into the in the regiment to term "Jack Jones' he got his number fo'." lief of others cannot keep it from —knew no French but dumb sho\» "And you've been alone all this themselves." supplied the want of language, an* time?" Over International State Bank That is a recipe to learn and apply. some of the company were lodged ii "Wal'm, not precisely what you kin INTERNATIONAL, FALLS, MINNESOTA If you will not try to be a spreader oi a large store pointed out by th call alone. You see, while my ole joy for the Joy it gives do so from Frenchman, who then led the way man was run off to de war I done got FY J. PART I N selfish motives. a church, near which Lord Wellingtoi married to Yellow Ike, an' he's mos' Lawyer Girls may think this farfetched, and his staff were standing. But all de time settln' 'round somewhere Their one thought is to snatch at joy sooner had the guide stepped into th so's I kincalLhlm. Dar.he come nowi for themselves. It takes experience, building than he started back, crying Office over litis Drug Store. wid a mouth open ready for dinner* perhaps bitter experience, to learn "Sacre blue!" and ran out in the ut When you gives out ole duds, you INOTBNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA that the .joy. that /counts most Is the most alarm. The Welsh captain, how Shoot to-Hit won't forglt Aunt Cynthy. will youi one with a rebound. Like -a rubber The Remineton Cnb» ever, went on, and perceived that thi honey?" bang up new (hooting record S. LANGLAND ball, the harder, you throw it thq church had been used as a powdei More—Their Use Guarantees the Life-*-" The Folly of Betting./ quicker it returns. magazine, by the French barreli Lawyer the Continued Accuracy of your Arm. William B. Trembley, the swimming The girl who starts on a Joy quest were standing round, samples ofthel: hero of Funston's regiment In the 96 years of gun-making—50 years of cartridge-making for herself cannot say: "I'll be nice ta contents lay scattered on the 'pave have taught us— Philippines, visited New Orleans with poor Maria, she has had such a stupid ment, and in the midst was a flra Office over International State Bank To make cartridges noted for straightshooting—hard-hitting—sure-fire. a friend while city clerk of Kansas time," and then go about her sunshine probably lighted by some Portuguest To attain INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA City, Kan. Walking down Dauphlnestreet shedding with patronizing airs. Shq soldiers. Captain Jones and the ser ammunition accuracy without impairing gpnic* one morning the friend was may give joy, but the chances are that geant entered the church, took up thi curacy. To make for eaoh kind AM#—-and4he of 'arm boasting how he. would .bankrupt ther For Accident, Sickness and Lite Insurance her. patronage will be felt and resented. cartridge it requires to shoot Its to* burning embers brand by brand, borr bookmakers. Looking up from the: See The sunshine that counts glowi keep shooting its best. them safely over the scattered pow paper he was reading Trembley saw E I E in the heart and must come out. There is a Remington- UMC cartridge specially made der, and out of the church, and thui a boulevard ahead marked "Oleander for your rifle—your y'isto\. Every Remington- UMCi One need not £o Into sunshine societies averted the most terrific disaster. Way." Agent for Bankers Mutual Casualty Insurance cartridge is tested in the arm for which it is made. to bask in the rays of joy giving, Company. Headquarters Rex Hotel. Our Guarantee is behind these cartridges—and behind "You bet the races," he exclaimed. Nor need that sunshine be for outsiders. any standard arm, to the full extent of the maker's "Why, I'll bet you $10 you can't guess Woodchuck's Name. INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA Sunshine-shedding, like charity, own guarantee, when these cartridges are used. the name of that street yonder." One of the most noticeable traits ol can profitably-begin at home. It Shoot the cartridges that shoot straight. Shoot the The friend looked ahead and saw wood chucks Is the throWing up ol is not so exciting,^ perhaps, to try ta II. STUBEE cartridges that keep your guh-sbooting straightv Shoot t: the sign. "I'll take you, even money,!' large plies of dirt In fr6nt of theij brighten- the llves of mother or small Remington-UMC cartridges. A it he said. "It's Oleander way, you burrows. It is from this practice thaj .brother or sister as it is. to be a Lady Arms-Union Metallic ,Cartridge Go.i Remington rummy, there's the sign." the woodchuck got his name. In older Bountiful^ but the reflex action ii "So It is," said Trembley, "but your times—-probably in the time of Aesoj quite as strong. and Superintendent of Construction. oughtn't to believe in signs. Look —the lower animals used to live lq Try shedding sunshine wherever you litis Office over Drug Store here." one happy country with 4 judge ovei are. Do not let a day pass without doing Trembley, being a city clerk, naturally INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA them, the dog. One day a rabbit some little thing to brighten that was attracted by a column story whose burrow adjoined that of a mar day. for some one else, and you will MRS. JANET W DADE of the proceedings of the New Orleans mot complained to the latter that th find your day more joyful. council on the night before. Right in rabbits' eyes were continually filled FOR YOUR' JOBvWORK: Music Teacher the lead paragraph he showed his with the dirt which he threw out ol friend the tragic evidence—the passage Left Him Out his burrow. The marmot paid nc of an. ordinance changing the "George," she. said sweetly, "I'm atpoet heed to this remonstrance, and th INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA name of Oleander way to Jackson through hbuseeleanlng. But I'm rabbit was compelled to appeal tc and OFFICE SUPPEEES boulevard.—Kansas City Star. Bp against a terrible problem now." the judge. His honor Immediately Manitoi Lodge No. 250 "What's the matter?" sent word to the offender that greatei "I cant find any plaoe to hang your: care must be taken in the future. Buj Pertinent Question.: slothes." the insolent marmot notorious for hi| I. O. O. F. meets every Friday, night Speaking of common sense, Dtv Incivility and indifference, replied- tfl Value of a Chevalier. at 8 o'clock at Ogaard's Hall, full at* Faulkner head of the Vlneland (N. Ji) GO TO THE the messenger that he "would chuck* A Parislan court has Just decided ai tendance requested. Visiting, brother hospital, told the following story his dirt Just where he pleased. to "the: value" of a chevalier of the A mysterious building, had been, welcome. That settled It The dog has beei iJeglon or Honor.. Injured In the Ave erected on the outskirts of a small Thoi. J. Williams. Noble Grand. J. M.' Foreman hunting for the gross^offender evei nue de i'Opera by an automobile, a town. It was shrouded in mystery.All Secretary. I tern at onal Fall s-Press since, and the name "woodchuck" ha| former dealer In merchandise, deco. that was known about It waa that stuck to the whole tribe of marmotft rated wltlL the Legion of Honor, died It WHB a chemical laboratory. An old Koochiching Camp No. 7602 —Brooklyn Standard Union. in 1911, following, the accident. Hi« farmer driving past.: the. place after heirs "brought suit for damages against work, had .been started, and, seelng the chauffeur and the owner of the a man In the doorway, called ta hlmt, ML Wv meets, first and third Tuesdays Ai First Encyclopedia.. auto. Maltre ^Gondinet, the advocate "What be.iye vdoinMn this- placet". of each month. Full attendance The most ancient attempt at what of the ownerjof the auto, maintained "We are searching for a universal requested) visitingneighborwelcome. Is called in these days, an "encyclo that the ex-dealer in merchandise, old solvent, something that will diBsolve pedia" was Plihy'B%"Natural History." and without /occupation,, furnished no all things," said the chemist:'' CHARLES.- K. SHAND This old work, a very, high authority material to hla. heirs for damages. "What -good will that be?" throughout the Middle Ages, is really Maitre Nogueres, the advocate for the "Imagine,-sir.! It will!-dissolve all ARCHITECT a remarkable production and well de plaintiffs, said he had no dlfflcvflty in things.. If .we want a solutlon of iron, serves the fame that for so many agei recognizing the damage, though unable- glass, gold anything, all that we have Plans and specifications for all buildings belonged to it Pliny, who died In 79 to produce- any document to es* to do Is to drop it in this .solution." Correspondence solicited. At D., was not a naturalist a physician tabllldt^lt, and that Maltre Gondlnet A full line of Letterr Head$, Packet] "Pine," said the, farmer, "final did not pretend to be or an artist and VIRGINIA, MINN. for tha defense waa himself a member What be ye goln* to keep It la,?"—Everybody's the wisest man of his time, yet such of the Legion :of Honor and. In default Heads, Bill H^adsv Envelopes/- Statements,: Magazine. waa his interest-in knowledge that he of any other evidence that.itself was rtAIGHT At RAFF devoted this leisure hours of a busy an Indication of value to the heirs. Calling Cards and in factjeverything in the Negre Music. public' life to compiling, the work The court held with Maltre Nogueres UNDERTAKERS But if proof positive of a soul In the which 'did a vast amount of'good in and allowed 25,000 francs damages to line of printing neatly done at reasonable LICENSED EMBALMERS AND FUNERAL jit negro people should be demanded, the -world and paved the way for- the the heirs-of the former chevalier of DIRECTORS. the can be given, for they-have brought comprehensive encyclopedias of the Legion of Honor. prices. Give us a call. Lady assistant always in attendance, in or present time. over from Africa and developed'in this: out of town callb promptly attended -to. Our. personal attention given to-ail cases. 'Phone country, even .under jailsthe^ unfavaiv Enameling, U4. Pig Jn a Poke." kble condltioniiofslavery.a music tOf "A The process known as enamellng jis INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA wonderful,- so nbeauttful, and yet so A pig poker Is a dealer in. plgsr* aot rof modern origin: On the, eon« Btrange,that,,llke thegypsy music of not the large and portly fellow wham: trary, it goes.'back, to a venerableantlqulty. Hungary, it is at once the admlratlon you- meet now-and agaln^at the tsoun-: If you,will read up. onjthe Hotel' Svea snd despair of educated musicians of trynarket-wlth«cargoof^hundred subject you will learn that excellent our race. Unique and Inimitable, ilt or more plgs of all ages^ shapes and enamel Is still preserved on some of JOHN. PETERSON, Proprietor! Is the only music of'this country, except isbses for.*ale« rbut& little ^man, who foi the-brlcka that- have been found: that of the Indian, which can the most part carrlea his ^wares upon among the rulns of old Babylonia and A good, first-class hotel for local claim to be -folk music. Initthe ne* his back. or occasionally perhape in Assyria, which .have been: placed back: and transcient trade.. groes pourout .their Joya -and their pi wheelbarrow^ A "poke" of course Ss .far aa .the. seventh or eighth century? lorrows in naivebut wonderfully, mav^ is a .pocket or sack,' and- a pig poker: B. C. Beautiful-, glazes ,, were International Pt*ess Ing fashion and^rhL thefaoe of such cut: therefore is one who deals. In pigs made by the Egyptlans as eariy aa the testimony .of: emotional and.,. ethlaaL. pied round from-place tor place in: a Newly Constructed and Rates Sixth dynasty^ The. Greeks and -Ro, Phone 32:1 3rd Streets beautywho dare deny them/widerfuture of poke: The "old' proverb anmit- the pans were acquainted .with the art Reasonable. possibilities In the great work foolishness of *btiylaga pig in a poke?ha»ita'originrof enameling, as the musetims of the ot liberation of mind and soul which counse&is this timehenered world clearly show It would p*y fonto Sample RoomiJf* Connection is mow going on f-*-WaiterDawrnanly lnstitntlons in our ev [method of ^pig -purveying^— visit euch "V" ollj. -A V* *XJ' is ji*