INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. FH=f JUST THE DIFFERENCE, Facing the Future. PECULIAR AFTER EFFECTS FRENCH BEAN COFFEE, "Even when Henrietta gets thevote," A HEALTHFUL DRINK OF GRIP THIS YEAH said Mr. Meekton, "I don't believe she will be quite satisfied." The healthiest ever you can grow "Why not?" A Young Mans Record Leaves Kidneys In Weakened Condition It in your own garden on a small "We'll have to reorganize the ballot patch 10 by 10, producing 50 pounds or so that when there's an election she more. Ripens in Wisconsin 90 days. can stay home and let me attend t» Doctors in all parts of the country Used in great quantities In France, that along with the rest of the errands." have been kept busy with the epidemic Germany and all over Europe. Send of grip which has visited so many By JEANNE OLIVE LOIZEAUX 15 cents in stamps and we will mail homes. The symptoms of grip this year you a package giving full culture directions True to Her Nature. are very distressing and leave the system as also our mammoth seed Maud—Did you hear the news? in a run down condition, particularly catalog free, or send 31 cents and get Madge has eloped. the kidneys which seem to suffer "Please consider this interview at an When a young man has been in love most, as every victim complains of in addition to above 10,000 kernels Jack—Madge always was a flighty end, Mr. Forrest. I hope for your for a year, when he has been blushingly lame back and urinary troubles which sort of a girl. unsurpassable vegetable and flower mother's sake you Mil change." told to "ask papa," when he has Hood's should not be neglected, as these danger seeds—enough for bushels of vegetables "And he gave his consent!" whispered asked for an interview that he may signals often lead to more serious and flowers. John A. Salzer Miss Prue, who was waiting do that same, when he has no reason sickness, such as dreaded Bright's Disease.' Seed Co., 182 S. 8th St., La Crosse, Wis. in the hall for her lover to reappear. to believe that "papa" favors him, Local druggists report a large when the moment for that interview "No, and he never will! He thinks sale on Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root which Is at hand—well! That young man I'm a slugger and a loafer." so many people say soon heals and JUST 80. Sarsaparilla strengthens the kidneys after an attack would rather charge up San Juan hill "How dare he! How dare he!"Oh, ivLXJcrrr* of grip. Swamp-Root is a great he dared, all right. He didn't "Which do you prefer—life in the five times than knock at the library kidney, liver and bladder remedy, and, seem a bit embarrassed over It. He door and face the within. But for the country or in the city?" being an herbal compound, has a gentle Leads all other medicines itt girl bracing him he might leave the same as called me a prize fighter." "I'm not sure. It depends on healing effect on the kidneys, which "And you so gentle that you wouldn't house bareheaded. whether I am in a mood to be attacked the cure of all spring ailments, Is almost immediately noticed by those Harrison Forrest, twenty-three years hurt a fly! Well, we won't elope, and by a cow or a motor car. who try It. Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, humors, loss of appetite, that old, late of Harvard, athletic, baseball, we won't commit suicide. You just N. Y., offer to send a sample tired feeling, paleness and Parental Tactics. swimming, some thoughts of law, good wait. That father of mine is going to bottle of Swamp-Root, free by mail, to A worried parent is sometimes family, good fellow and intending to get a talking to." nervousness. Take it. every sufferer who requests it. A trial obliged to do something like this: settle down and leave wild oats behind will convince any one who may be itt The father got it, but it did not Get it today in usual liquid form or "Pa, what is a transcendentalist?" him—that is the young man! need of it. Regular size bottles 50 cts. change the situation, except he hoped chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. and $1.00. For sale at all druggists. "Have^you chained up the dog as I Miss Prue Wilson, twenty, daughter that Mr. Forrest, for the sake of his RENT A FARM Be sure to mention this paper. told you?" of Banker Wilson, very much in love, parents, would give up slugging and "Not yet, pa." afraid of her dignified father, not a take to the law and become a credit to "Well, do that, and when you come bit afraid of her mother, hoping dad DIPLOMATIC. the bench and bar. If he did this, and Some of the finest grain lands in tha back I will tell you what a transcendentalist will conscnt, but afraid he won't, in after five or ten or fifteen years, world. Sunny Southern Alberta, is." •which case it is suicide, cheeks scarlet, proved that he had recovered from irrigated. Will rent or sell on very While Bobby was gone his astute heart going pit-a-pat—that is the his exuberance of spirits, why he might easy terms. Write at once to owner. parent dug the needed information young woman! come around and talk. out of a dictionary. J. S. Odland, Willow City, N. D. It is the crisis of two lives and no Miss Prue was not found dead at the earthquake can postpone it. end of a rope in the garret next morning. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate Mr. Forrest knocks at the library SORES CURED They don't do that way now-adays. 'He always was a bad egg, but and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. door. Mr. Wilson bids him enter and They write a little note and Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take nobody seemed to notice it while he he is lost to the view of the girl in the smuggle It out of the house and then as candy. Allen'stJlcerineSalyecuresChroniclilcers, lion* was rich." hall. According to precedent she Ulcers,Scrofulous Ulcers. Varicose Ulcers, Indolent have a feeling that their angel grandmother "Yes, he was all right until he was Ulcers,Mercurial Ulcers,White Swelliner.Milk should rush back to the parlor and sit is looking down from heaven Actions, looks, words—steps from tec,Fever Sores, allow Positively*# sores. broke." failure. B/mall 50c. J.P.AXLBN.Dept.AtS.St.Paul .TVtirin. down and shiver and tremble and recall the alphabet by which you spell character.—Lavater. and will somehow bring things around her "Now I lay me down to sleep," all right. In this instance, Miss Prue's From "The Blue Bird." DEFIANCE Gold Water Starch but—she does nothing of the sort. angel grandmother was on the spot In Maeterlinck's "Blue Bird" little 16 10a makes laundry work a pleasure. oz. pkg. Like a nice, sweet girl she advances PIXTBS CURED IX 6 TO 14 DATS and saw her way clear. Tyltyl goes to some far-off heavenly Tour druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT |to the library door and kneels down Mr. Forrest did not call again. He fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind, place to learn that love abides with Bleeding or Protruding Piles In to 14 days. 60s. 6 If afflicted with) •and applies her eyes to the keyhole to Thompson's Eye Wafer did not propose an elopement nor plan him at home. There he meets Mother sore eyes, use see and hear what is going on in that the death of the banker. If he was a Love. He says he wishes to stay with Town criers were abolished when ifateful room. slugger he was an honorable one. Besides, her always, where she looks so beautiful women's clubs were organized.. W. N. U., Minneapolis, No. 13-1911. "Mr. Wilson," begins the young man he also had a grandmother up to him. She answers: But.it's The Man—I think you are the as soon as his head stops swimming. FREE SAMPLE OF LAXATIVE there. She was a hustler and schemer just the same thing I am down below, worst-looking tramp I have ever seen. "I have asked for this interview to tell when alive, and he believed he could we are all down below. The Tramp—It's only in the presence you that—" depend upon her now. You have come up here only to realize CURED THEIR CONSTIPATION of such uncommon good looks "You needn't tell me," interrupts the Mr. Wilson was interested in a marble and to learn, once for all, how to that I looks so bad. banker, as he holds up a finger. "I quarry, and occasionally drove out see me when you see me down below. •have it all here!" there to see how things were going. ... Do you understand, Tyltyl, Before a Shop Window. And Mr. Wilson takes a manuscript There had been a cut-down in the dear? You believe yourself When a person ha9 become discouraged druggist. Mr. J. J. Petty of Unionvill®, Billy—Buy me that little rocking from a drawer and says: in heaven but heaven is wherever through years of failure to find a cure, Mo., Mr. George TV. Zimmerman of Harrlsburg, wages of the men. Too much money horse, papa. and finally, perhaps, gives up trying, it Pa., and many others of botl& "I have known for a long time what you and I kiss each other. was being sent back to Italy. Two is small wonder that he becomes skeptical. sexes and in all parts of the country first Dad—If you are a good boy, you brought you to this house and have There are not two mothers, and you It weeks after breaking Mr. Forrest in And yet, to all who have constipation, used a sample bottle and now have shall have it next Christmas. have no other. Every child two he started to visit the quarry and we would say, "Try just one regularly in the house. Billy—No! Buy it now. I may have has only one and it is always the thing more." You will learn to do away with salts,, settle the trouble if he could, and Miss a new papa before next Christmas. "Wo'" wish "you would try Dr. Caldwell's waters' and catfrartics for these are but same one and always the most beautiful Prue accompanied him. At about the a Syrup Pepsin, laxative tonic that has temporary reliefs while Dr. Caldwell's but you have to know her and same time the despairing lover started been used for a generation.' Thousands Syrup Pepsin is guaranteed to cure permanently,. Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, .uslag to know how to look. .. are it surely some of your friends out from somewhere in his auto for a It will train your stomach and Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. among the^fttimlser.' You 'can buy ft" of boWel nius6les so that they will do their No Smarting—Just Eye Comfort. Murine spin. His route passed the quarry. any "druggist at fifty cents and one dollar, work again naturally without outside aid. Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes New Too Costly. The banker arrived to find seven or a Size 25c. Murine Eye Remedy Liquid bottle, but -better still, send your Cast aside your skepticism and try Syrup "When I want to flatter a man I eight hands hanging around and 25c and 50c. name and address to Dr. Caldwell fbr a Pepsin.' ask him for advice." free^sampltf bpttle."' He will ^send ydu' For~ the "free sample -address Dr. W. B, grumbling, while a dozen more had arid: enough to convince you of Its merits, Caldwell, 201' Caldwell building, Monti* Yesterday is certain tomorrow, uncertain "I take it for granted that you never packed up and departed. A strike had can then if you like it* you buy it of your cello, 111. today, half and half. want to flatter a lawyer." been declared. He stood up in his auto and orated. He showed that a cut in wages always made the wage-earner more economical, and was therefore a good thing, and he was going on to prove several other things when the men made a dash for him and hauled WERY PICTURE tmpimiiB him out of the machine. They had mis A STOW mis A STOUT just begun to pound him up right* smart when another auto arrived on the scene, and he had a dim remem« mismr brance of hearing his daughter cry but: "Oh, it's Harry—my Harry! Oh, Harry, they are killing dad!" This was the situation that the two angel grandmothers brought about. Couldn't be better. Mr. Harrison For* rest was out of his machine and slugging away, one, two, three, inside of ten "Applies Her Eyes to the Keyhole." seconds. The enemy went down. The enemy clubbed and slashed at him. made something of an investigation, so The enemy was punched until It fled. as to be ready for you. It is by no And Mr. Wilson sat up in the road and means complete, but I will read what THE GRIP, THE CHILL saw it all, and heard Miss Prue's words I have: of commendation and exultation. And "Played football and was an oarsman Colds and Chills Bring Kidney Ills when the enemy had been lambasted In college. Was never perfect in the banker arose and extended his hand ft lesson. Had the reputation of being to the young man and quietly observed: a slugger. "Ciune near being expelled on several "I thought you were to quit slugging!" occasions for pranks. Said pranks February, March and April are the backache months, because they are months of colds, chills, consisted in damaging property and "But this was a special occasion, you slugging policemen, with tearing down grip and pneumonia, with their congesting, weakening influence on the kidneys. Colds, chills, or grip strain see!" was the reply lampposts as a side issue. "Oh, I understand. Well, you might the kidneys and start backache, urinary disorders and uric acid troubles. You feel lame, weak and tired "Cleaned out one table d'hote and call this evening and make It another two saloons in New York and was and have headache, dizzy feelings, achy muscles and joints too frequent, painful urinary passages, sediment, special occasion, and I shall expect you stabbed in the arm. etc. Chills hurt the kidneys. Likewise well kidneys often prevent taking cold, by helping to pass off to take up law the very first thing in "Ran away with a professor's auto the morning." the waste matters of cold congestion. Doan's Kidney Pills are very useful in the raw winter and spring and damaged it. Paid the damage, but And Miss Prue reached out and guyed the professor. months. They stop backache and urinary disorders, keep the kidneys well and prevent colds from settling patted her father on the shoulder. "Raised a row on a New Haven on the kidneys. Strong testimony proves it. What better evidence could you ask? "You are the best ever," she said. train. "Was the principal feature in an amateur boxing contest. Left his man Chinese Wedding Festivities. CONVINCING PROOF FROM GRATEFUL USERS Insensible. Dr. W. W. Ypn, secretary to the "Saved a man in Boston from drowning, Wal-wu-pu and head of the bureau of THE SHADOW OF DEATH. IN HOSPITAL FOR NINE MONTHS. but slugged two policemen 15 minutes publicity of the foreign office of China, A Washington Woman's Remarkable Recovery. Awful Tale of Suffering From Kidney Trouble. later. was married yesterday to Miss Sun, Alfred J. O'Brien, No. 2nd St., Sterling Colo., says: "I Mrs. Enos Shearer, Yew St., Centralia, Wash., with one kidney "Family well to do and respectable. sister o? *3. E. Sun Pao Chi, the governor was in the Baltimore Marine Hospital for nine months. I gone, the other badly diseased, and five doctors in consultation, "Young man may turn to law, or he of SlrAntung. was emaciated from fever, had a persistent was thought to be in a hopeless may turn to the prize ring." The festival ceremonies on the ache in my back and was completely state. "My limbs were so swollen," said "Said to dote on his mother, but was worn out. The urine was in a terrible whole were of a very quiet character, Mrs. Shearer, "that I could hardly get about. fined $25 for rooting up a sidewalk at state, and some days I would pass half a and went on mr three days at the residence I rapidly grew worse until the doctor said Fall River." gallon of blood. I left the hospital because of the doctor. one kidney was entirely gone and the other they wanted to operate on me. I Mr. Wilson read that far and then The house «as covered with a large badly decayed. The end seemed near, and then went to St. Joseph's Hospital In laid the report aside, and looked at the decorative stand mat tent and was Omaha and put In three months there my friends gave me up to die. On my young man for a long minute before filled with many felicitous silken without any gain. I was pretty well discouraged brother's advice I began using Doan's Kidney saying: scrolls and numerous presents. At the when I was advised to use Pills. and after the fourth day I was "And now you may go on with what entrance were placed several dozens Doan's Kidney Pills, but by the time I able to be propped up in bed. Through their you came in here to say had used one box the pain in the back of carrying boards In red, covered use I rapidly improved until at the present "That—that report is true, sir," was }eft me. I kept right on, and a perfect with big Chirfese characters, showmg time I am active and well, although 65 years old. I can do cure was the result. You may put anyone in communication the reply in a trembling voice, "but the respect paid and homage presented fully as much work as any woman in Centralia, and enjoy with me and I will give them jproof that this statement is correct." please don't believe me vicious. It was to the young couple by the goo'd health." what they call exuberance of spirits. governor of Shantung, by presidents jWhen you were a young man—" of the boards, by ministers abroad "I was not troubled that way, Mr. and last but not least by the colleagues A TRIAL FREE (Forrest!" Kid- of Doctor- Yen at the .Wal-wu Test Doan's "But—but—" pu.—Pekin and Tientsin Times. Bey Pills Yourself "When do you enter theroped arena Cut out this coupon, mail it to Foster-MUbijpiCo.* meet all comers?" Y. Buffalo, N. A. 'fr& jSalpackaje^ofc "But Misunderstood Orders. I'm no ialugger. All these thipgs Doan's Kidney Pills will, be mailed you promptly. ""Why did Jagsby whip "-his little Just happened so. I have put them all No. 182 3 m. boy?" behind me.". "Until "Because the child obeyed him litorally." you meet the next policeman! D0ANS DOANS Mr. Forrest, you came to ask my consent tKIDNF.r KIONFY* to wed my daughter. I cannot "That Is strange." ^PILl45' It" "Hot when you know It. Just when five 'But lflcfan— -If4 tent —if I do not slug any mure—If I am night before the boy came around Co., Buffalo. N.Y., Proprietors* VIMMWRTNIH Sold ly all too longer longei troubled with exuberance of with a new toy drum, and Jaggsb} told him to beat tt»