r»vt -f 1 TNTBR^STTDNKi: FALLS PRESS $3.50 RECIPE CURES Knees Became Stiff DoctorsSaid He Would Die An Invariable Assumption. 'It must be dreadful to have any of WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE your relatives become involved in A Widow's Hero -Five Years of Seyere Rheumatism A Friend's Advice Saves Life scandal." .-«-=• The cure of Henry J. Goldstein, 1#Barton "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. "The Street, -Boston, Mass., is another only possible compensation is the extent victory by Hood's SarsaparilJv RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY I .wish: to speak of the' wonderful cure This great medicine has succeeded i» to which it causes you to be immediately TROUBLES, BACKACHE,STRAINING, many cases where others have utterly that I have received from your noted written about as a member failed. Mr. Goldstein says: "I suf-^ Swamp-Root, the great kidney and bladder SWELLING, ETC. it of the most exclusive society." fered from rheumatism five years, By JOHN F. ORTH cure. Last summer I was taken with kept me from business and caused excruciating severe pains in my back and sides. I become pain. My knees would 8tops Pain in the Bladder, Kidney* could not breathe without difficulty and DISTEMPER as stiff as steel. I tried many and Back. was nearly wild With the desire to urinate. medicines without relief, then toott In all its forms among all ages of horses, Copyright, igix. by Associated Literary Press Hood's Sarsaparilla, soon felt muchfbetter, Was compelled to do so every ten nun* as well as dogs, cured and others in same and now consider myself entirely stable prevented from having the disease utes with the passage of pure blood with "No sewing machine man can be a Wouldn't it be nice within a week or so, cured. I recommend Hood's." When the widow Collville received with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE. the urine. I tried all the different doctors to begin to say goodbye forever to the' hero. This is my Ironing day, and I Get it today in usual liquid form a legacy of $5,000 she sat down and Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600,000 from far and near, but they said it scalding, dribbling, straining, or too frequent Sarsatabs. am very busy." bottles sold last year $.50 and $1.00. Any chocolated tablets called did some serious thinking. She had was no use to doctor as I would die anyway. passage of urine the forehead and good druggist, or send to manufacturers. Next day there came Mr. Griggs, be«n a widow for five years, but was I was at the end of my rope and the back-of-the-head aches the stitches Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. the village grocer. He was red-faced, one of the overlooked. That is, because was so miserable with pain and the Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Lid. and pains in the back the growing muscle red-haired and fat, and he was a thought that I must die that words- cannot she had been left in poor circumstances, weakness spots before the eyes yellow gf^FURS widower. He was a man of business. tell how I felt. One day a friend told she had not been sought skin sluggish bowels swollen eyelids A Robber. With that five thousand dofiars he me of the wonderful help she had received by any of the numerous widowers as or ankles leg cramps unnatural "Were you "ever confronted by a from Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root. She gave could enlarge his grocery and buy for short breath sleeplessness and the despondency? a wife. The time had now come when robber?" To CO. McMilLAN FUR & WOOL me one of your pamuphlets which I read cash. The widow Collville looked she would be. "Sure." and determined to try Swamp-Raot. After -wr f, I have a recipe for these troubles that good to him as the opened the front Mrs. Collville hi^d had plenty of "And did you play the part of a .'ro'rt »,r-/-friV'K'V taking half a bottle I felt better. Have you can depend on, and if you want to door In response to his knock. He time during her widowhood to store hero?" now taken ten bottles and am well as I make a QUICK RECOVERY, you ought had left the grocery in charge of a her mind. She had run to romance, "No, indeed you can't throttle a ever was, thanks to Swamp-Root. I wish to write and get a copy of it. Many a clerk and must hasten back. He there* Instead of cook books and family almanacs. to tell all suffering people that have kidney, gas meter." doctor would charge you $3.50 just for KNOWN RELIABLE SINCE3836 AS liver or bladder trouble, that Dr. Kilmer's fore led oft almost at once with: writing this prescription, but I have it Vrf af.Q-'TRADEMARK Swamp-Root is the best medicine on Important to Mothers "Widow Collville? I am a widower." and will be glad to send It to you entirely The widow didn't say to herself 4 the market. free. Just drop me a line like this: Examine carefully every bottle of that she wouldn't marry again, but All persons doubting this statement can Dr. A. E. Robinson, K-262 Luck Building, CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for "Yes?" she said that if she did it would be %CAPSULES & write to me and I will answer them directly, Detroit, Mich., and I will send it by return infants and children, and see that it "I either want to get married again a hero. A hero might be slow in coming Yours very truly, mail in a plain envelope. As you will or I don't." Bears the SUPEBtOR'REMED^iBlgHffi&GSic along, but she had plenty of time CLYDE F. CAMERER, see when you get it, this recipe contains "I see." Rosalie, Wash. to wait. Signature of only pure, harmless remedies, but it has Pt*A^TEN^HENWI^:BRO0feYN,HY??- "You are a widow, and you either Subscribed and sworn to before me this It wasn't a fortnight after the news great healing and pain-conquering power. In Use For Over 30 Years. 23rd day of July, 1909. want to get married again or don't." It will quickly show its power once you of that legacy got around that Deacon COUNTRY OR GIRLS The Kind You Have Always Bought A SCHOOL VERNE TOWNE, Notary Public. use it, so I think you had better see what "Exactly, Mr. Griggs." Hlndman made an afternoon call in New York City. Best features of country it ii without delay. I will send you a "As for me, I want a wife. I am Letter to on Mrs. Colville. He was all dressed The manly man makes altogether Dr. Kilmer A Co. and city life. Out-of-door sports oa copy free—you can use it and cure yourself here to ask you to marry me. You up and had his boots greased. For Binghamton, N. T. the best woman's man. school park of acres near the Hudsoa at home. 35 know who I am. You know what my five years he had simply nodded to Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You River. Academic Course Primary Class to grocery is. You can realize the happiness her when they met. For three years Graduation. Upper class for Advanced Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children A Corner in Candles. of being able to send to the teething, softens the gums, reduces inflammation, Special Students. Music and Art Write he had been looking for a second wife N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will Ajs an example of trusts and monopolies allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. for catalogue and terms grocery for anything wanted in the convince anyone. You will also receive —looking right over her head and prevalent even in that early day and Riverdole Avenue, near 253rd SI, Vest A. a booklet of valuable information, telling Kiss Bangs -Miss Wfciton, house without having to pay cash beyond. And now he entered her it may be mentioned that in 1750 one There is no moral health without all about the kidneys and bladder. When down. Is it yes or no?" house with a bland smile on his face, Benjamin Crabb obtained the exclusive human helpfulness. writing, be sure and mention this paper. W. N. U., Minneapolis, No. 5-1911. "Mr. Griggs, you are an abrupt and he gave her hand a hearty right to make sperm candles in For sale at all drug stores. Price fiftycents man," was the reply. squeeze, and without saying a word Massachusetts for 14 years. and one-dollar. When You Think "I am, widow. When a farmer drives about the cash he complimented her A year later, however, a factory was up to my grocery with potatoes to on looking younger and many other Couldn't Last a Day. started in Providence, R. I., and within sell I call out the price I will pay. things. Howell—I can tell you how to live the decade there were eight factories That settles it. He takes me or he on ten cents a day. in New England and one in The deacon had a home, he said. Of the pain which many women experience with every leaves me. Powell—Don't do it I've only eight Philadelphia. Their output greatly reduced month it makes the gentleness and kindness always associated It was now a desolate home, because "I undersell all other grocers in the with womanhood seem to be almost a miracle. the price of candles, which not there was no wife there. Let a bright cents. While in general no woman rebels against what she regards county. I've got codfish down a cent long before sold for five shillings a star step in there to cook, sweep, as a natural necessity there is no woman who would a box below them all, and kerosene is pound. In those days $1.25 was worth Diphtheria, Quinsy and Tonsilitis begin bake, make the beds, put up the fall not gladly be free from this recurring period of pain. with sore throat. How much better to fully three times as much as it is now. to take another drop next week." pickles and be a mother to the five cure a sore throat in a day or two than to Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes —From the Designer. "Have you ever fought a duel with children with unwashed faces, and his be in bed for weeks with Diphtheria. weak women strong and sick women a villain?" house would be a paradise on earth. Just keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the well, and gives them freedorir from pain. "No, ma'am, and I never shall. house. WHY suffer with eye troubles, quick relief Would the widow seize the golden opportunity? It establishes regularity, subdues inflant' by using PETTIT'S*EYE SALVE, 25c. Groceries are my line, and I stick to The deacon held out his mation, heals ulceration and cares fe* Led by the Nose. All druggists or Howard Bros.,Buffalo,N.Y. 'em. Is it a hero you want?" male weakness. arms, but the widow didn't see them. "Pa, what is a 'leading woman!?" "It is." Instead she continued to sit on a No man ever knows how much he 3ick women are invited to consult us by letter, free. "Any woman, my son."—Boston "Then our little deal is off, and I 1 cane-seat chair six feet away while All correspondence strictly private and sacredly confidential. misses when he loses a chance of giving Transcript. bid you good-day. Remember the Write without fear and without fee to World's Dispensary she replied: pleasure. cash-down grocery when you have an ical Association, R. V. Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N. Y. "Deacon, I feel that you have honored Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate order to give." ONXiY ONE "BROMO QUININE." you want a book that tells all about woman's diseases, and how to curethem me, but I cannot give you my and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for The next caller was a wire fence at home, send 31 one-cent stamps to pay cost of wrapping and mailing to take heart. If I marry again it must be to Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the World only, and we will send you a free copy of Dr. Pierce's great thousand paga man, who had a job of fencing for a as candy. over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c. a hero." illustrated Common Sense Medical Adviser—revised, up«to -date edition, i* farmer two miles outside the village. "Do you mean the fellow who walks handsome French cloth binding. There are many kinds of pleasures, It is better to lose in loving than He heard the widow Collville and her the tightrope at the circus?" he asked. and some of them aren't so pleasant to gain by self seeking. $5,000 talked about, and it occurred "Ob, no. I mean a man who has to him that Providence was at last done a brave and gallant action and backing him for a good thing. He has thereby won the praise of his fel- attended church of a Sunday to get a Every Picture Tells a Story good look at her. No fault could be found with her looks. In the afternoon he called to see her. She divined his errand, and when he began to preface his remarks with words of praise for the way she joined in the morning hymn of "The Sweet Bye and Bye," she interrupted him with: "You probably have matrimony in view?" "Y-yes. I am a man who "But are you a hero?" "I—I hardly know what you mean." "Have you done anything brave— gallant—great?" "Why, I licked an autoist who almost ran me down." "That is a mere nothing, sir. Have vou handled sword and lance?" "Not that I know of!" 1 LC "Have you rescued any one? Have you taken a motto and upheld it with battle-ax? Have you, sir—have FAC-SINHLE OF THE GENUINE PACKAGE SLIGHTLY REDUCED' you But the wire fence man had faded BURDENS LIFTED FROM BAD BACKS awqj. He wasn't the last by five or six. A fair-looking widow with $5,000 Jn the bank can't sink out of sight like a stone thrown into a pond. But there came a slack at last, and the Weary is the back that bears the burden of kidney ills. There's no rest or peace for the man or widow was asked if she didn't despair "If You Were Only a Hero, Deacon.1 woman who has a bad back. The distress begins in early morning. You feel lame and not refreshed. of finding her hero. It's hard to get out of bed. It hurts to stoop to tie your shoes. All day the ache keeps up. Any sudden low men. You have never saved a "But I have found him," she replied. maiden from being carired away by a movement sends sharp twinges through the back. It is torture to stoop and straighten. At night the sufferer "It is Mr. Graham, the shoemaker. villain, have you?" We shall be married in two retires to toss and twist and grown. Backache is kidney ache—a throbbing, dull aching in the kidneys. months." "Of course not. What chance have Plasters or liniments won't do. You must get at the cause, inside. I ever had?" "But what great thing has he ever done?" "Have you ever rescued a child as it was about to be sw'ept over the "Made me a pair of shoes that took DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS CURE SICK KIDNEYS away a corn that had bothered me for falls?" five years!" "There's nothing in the way of falls around here." How To Tell When The Kidneys Stole Employer's Trousers. "But have you led men in battle? GIVEN UP TO DIE. A CASE OF GRAVEL. George Golgano was arraigned in F. Have ycu controlled a frenzied mob? Are Disordered-- the Yorkville court yesterday morning Have you put your back to a rock Mrs. M. A. Jenkins, Quanah, charged with stealing a pair of trousers defended a pass? Have you dashed Tex.) says: "I was bloated almost Harrison Sturtevant, and A. from his employer, Gustave A. into the ranks of the enemy with twice' my natural size. I Painful Symptoms: Backache, sideache, pains Maple Sts., Tulare, Cal., says: "I Bickert, a tailor of 54 Bond street. had the best physicians, your trusty sword and put a hundred was in bad shape with ludney when stooping or lifting, sudden sharp twinges, but they Said garment was valued at $8. The trouble. Too freurination men to flight?" rheumatic pains, neuralgia, painful, failed to help me. prisoner denied stealing the trousers, "Look here, widow," said the deacon scanty or too frequent urination, dizzy spells, For five weeks I and said he merely took them home compelled me to as he rose up, "I'm a plain man. dropsy. was as helpless arise at night, my to try on with the intention of paying I raise wheat, corn and 'taters. I as a baby. My bladder became inflamed for them if they suited his fancy. Urinary Symptoms: Discolored. or cloudy, mind my business and let other folks and I suffered back throbbed "You're as bad as the man arraigned urine. Urine that contains sediment. Urine act the fool. Is it yes or no to what severe pain. and the kidney before me a few days ago for that stains the linen. Painful passages. Blood I asked you?" When I began using secretions were stealing a baby carriage from in front "If you were only a hero, deacon." or shreds in the urine. Let a bottle of the Doan's Kidney in terrible condition. of a store," said Magistrate House. Pills I passed a And the good man stamped out and morning urine stand for 24 hours. If it shows The doc­ "His excuse was that he expected te gravel stone three- slammed the door and the gate behind tors held out no hope and 1 was a cloudy or fleecy settling, or a layer of fine of be married in a month and wanted quarters an inch and variegated resigned to my fate. At this critical him. His tracks were hardly grains, like brick dust, the kidneys are probably to see how the perambulator worked. in Holor. After this my trouble time, I began using Doan's cold when the sewing machine agent disordered.. disappeared. If it met expectations he was intending Kidney Pills and soon was cured." came along. He was a man who had to buy it. I'll hold you in $500 bail never married, because the girl he for trial."—New York Times. A TRIAL FREE had been engaged to at twenty got lost in a huckleberry swamp and died Bey Pills Yoarielf A Change for the Setter. of exhaustion. He vowed to be true Cut out this coupon, mail it to foster-Milburn A 9-year-old boy of a Baltimore family, to her memory, but when he heard of Co!, Buffalo, N. Y. A free trial package of who is compelled by his parents that legacy It occurred to him that the Doan's Kidney Pills will be mailed you to practice daily upon the piano, may huckleberry girl, as an angel up above, promptly. W.N.U. not be a clever performer, but he has would be only too glad to see him getting a pretty shrewd notion of the worth DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS along in this world below. He of an instrument, as well as a rather therefore called on the widow. He had mature wit, as is evidenced by an incident meant to call years before, but that in the household not long vow had kepfc him from it., Would since. •she be his? "Mr Matthews, are }»ou a hero?" His father, upon returning home Jfef IP THE MM 19 THIM Sold Price cents. Buffalo. Proprietors. IP not MIN IS THERE So was calmly asked in reply. from a week's absence, heard the lad dealer^. Foster-Milburn Co., N.Y., suapcervawi nemvs SUSPECT YOUR KIWCYS S* "No, I wouldn't go to say I was." plugging away at the piano. ii is useless to talk^ further "When did you learn that new ff -fez. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES ©a the subject. If 1 marry ^it must piece, son?" asked the parent. CALIFORNIA INDUSTkit-S "It isn't a new piece, dad," answered .be a hero. in­ leading enterprise developing a great "Bnt I'm selling more machines the boy. "The piano has been dustry wants agents to undertake tbe sale at" tuned."—-Lippincott't jthan an7 other man on the road.** •fir Mlrttorfo. OneWcwchtie^rttllllbeffc The* 4»l|«cold water Mtarthu any othardy*. You can |f stock. Legitimate. Bank references. Writ# fater m»rt ijwjte WiM? fMttrwtow tton MQMRQK DBUSi IllhfOfma" JMN BAKES. JB« Ccackar Bailtfiag. 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