FALLS PRESS TNTFRNATTONAL MORPHINE RELIEVED PAIH—THE Young Age Pensions. Titles, Young-age pensions! Why not? GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY RESTORES honors, riches, pensions and most TO HEALTH other good things are, as a rule, postponed The Court of Last Resort MUNYON'S to a period of life when the capacity for enjoying them has been For the past few years I suffered greatly blunted. Australia- was one of the from what three physicians called neuralgia of the stomach. The doctors treated first countries to adopt old-age pensions, EMINENT DOCTORS AT YOUR SERVICE FREE me without any success and I called in and now a Labor member of the By LAWRENCE T. BERLINER a fourth doctor, who pronounced my disease commonwealth parliament proposes a We sweep away all doctor's charges. "We put tlie best medical talent gall stones. I suffered intense pain complementary scheme of young-age and the only relief the doctor could give within everybody's reach. We encourage everyone who ails or thinks pensions. He would start by pensioning (Copyright, 1910, by Associated Literary Press.) me was by injections of morphine. I was lie ails to find out exactly what his state of health is. You can get our the fourth child at birth. The fact so completely- discouraged that I had almost "Miss Sloan, Is it necessary-"" interrupted When Webster Smith placed his that three had previously been born remedies here, at your drug store, or not at all, as you prefer there is given up hope when a neighbor told the young man. sign outside the door of the cottage showed that the parents were doing positively no charge for examination. Professor Munyon has prepared me about Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root. I The young woman waved her hand he had chosen for an office and living their duty and deserving well of the decided to try it and began its use at specifics for nearly every disease, which are sent prepaid on receipt of for him to stop, and said slowly: state. The young-age pension would room, he gave a sigh of relief, once and after taking nine bottles was price, and sold by all druggists. "That's Just It, every one here calls "reward industry and encourage the fthe first step in his career had been completely cured, not having a spell of Send to-day for a copy of our medical examination blank and Guide me 'Miss Sloan,' when they should birth rate."—London Chronicle taken. sickness in over two years. I have so much confidence in SwampRoot to Health, which -will mail you promptly, and if you will answer all say, 'Mrs.'" vre Smith was a lawyer. An indulgent that I never fail to recommend it to the questions, returning blank to us, our doctors will carefully diagnose parent, a leading member of the bar "What!"' gasped the astounded man. The Patient Townsmen. my friends who may have kidney trouble a nearby city, was responsible for All his day dreams had slipped away "So you got to work in spite of the your case and advise you fully, without a penny charge. Of -of any kind. I feel certain that Dr. Kilmer's Smith's residence In the suburban village. in that explanation, Betty was a married snow drifts?" Address Munyon's Doctors, Munyon's Laboratories, 53d & Jefferson Swamp-Root saved my life, why "Yes. But I don't see why the city womu. Time and again he had should it not do likewise for others who Streets, Philadelphia, Pa. a folks should not follow the example of "What the deuce will they want of thought cf her, pink slip of a girl, take it in time? Splendid Drops country people and put up a strong a lawyer out there, dad?" he had and now she told him she was—married. You are at liberty to use this testimony PATENTS W atson E. Ooleman,Washington, kick for good roads." asked his father. at any time. D.Ur Books free. High' est references. JSest results. Yours truly, "Never mind, Webb," had been his "You see, Mr. Smith, I have been MRS. ELLA HENRY, in Saskatchewan (Westarn Canada! reply. "We are overrun with budding The Kind. living up here with the Turners for 816 Schaefer Ave. 229O INDIAN IiAND—Poultry, fruit, dairy and "I think that chauffeur had great lights and diploma-bred attorneys some time in fact, long enough to stock farms soon to be sold bv Governmei-t. Free Bushels acres Kansas City, Mo. 800 from 20 Litera ure. COMMERCIAL CLUB, Mc Alester.Okla. nerve to make love to his employer's |iere. You get out where no one establish a residence with them for of wheat was the thresher's State of Missouri )gs daughter." return from a Lloydminster ever heard of a lawyer named Smith an express purpose. I want a divorce." County of Jackson W. N. U., Minneapolis, No. 1-1911. farm in the "So he had—motor nerve." and let's see what's in you." As she said the last word, On this 28th day of July, A. D. 1909, season of 1910. Many fields in that as well So the newly admitted member of ES personally appeared before me, a Notary she lowered her voice to a whisper, I other districts yielded Honored by Women the bar had come to the little place, Public within and for said County and and looked ,young Smith straight In from 25 to 35 bushels State, Mrs. Ella Henry, who subscribed of wheat to the more to satisfy his father than to the eyes. acre. Other grains in the above statement and made oath that practise the arts of one Blackstone. proportion. What she saw seemed to please Befr a the same is true. When woman speaks of he!* URGE PROFITS Blairville had never had a fu31blooded ty Sloan greatly, for she would have HENRY C. EMERY, silent secret suffering she attorney-at-law before. There are thus derived been accused of laughing If Smith's Notary Public. trusts you. Millions have be* E E was 'Squire Brown, a kindly old magistrate, letter to eyes had their usual shrewdness, stowed this mark of confi« O E S E A A N S Dr. Kilmer & Co* Birv^hamton, Y* vho dispensed justice and dence on Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Western Canada. which was lacking at this moment. This excellent shorn ing causes Warrants at so much per head. No of Buffalo, N. Y. Everywhere Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You "Yes, Mr. Smith, I want a divorce. prices to advance. Land values should double in two years' time. to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, there are women who (thought of ever questioning a decision Send I have tolerated his abuse and cruelty Grain growing.mn.ed farming, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It •will bear witness to the wonderworking, of the 'squire ever entered the catUe raising and dairying as long as human endurance can, and curing-power of Dr. are all profitable. Fre® convince anyone. You will also receive heads of the simple country folk. Homesteads of 160 acres are I am tired of it. My folks and his Pierce's Favorite Prescription a of valuable information, telling booklet r* Ik rtS* (4 to be bad in the -very best The advent of Webster Smith, Attorney-at-Law, HIM. relatives have interposed, but they districts: 160 acre pre-emptions —which seves the suffering sex all about the kidneys and bladder. When at S3.00 per acre wilnin as the sign read, was have failM. Therefore, I have come from pain, and successfully writing, be sure and mention this paper. certain areas. Schools and ebnrehes in every settlement, Ifluly noted in the weekly Telegraph, grapples with woman's weaknesses to the court of last resort, you, a lawyer," For sale at all drug stores. Price fiftycents climate unexcelled, (commented on around the cracker and stubborn ills. soil the richest wood, water and one-dollar. she said. and building material barrel at Deacon Jones' grocery and plentiful. Webster Smith was coming to himself. IT MAKES WEAK WOHEN STRONG For particulars as to location, then forgotten. His Ruling Passion. low settlers' railway rates and It was not so bad as it might IT J1AKES 5ICK WOMEN WELL. descriptive illustrated pamphlet. Time went on as It has a habit of The young man waited for the millionaire's have been. Even though she were "Last Best West," and otter information, write to Su p't of Immigration, doing and the attorney still waited his reply.. married, he might be able to secure No woman's appeal was ever misdirected or her confidence Ottawa, Canada, or to first client. I Canadian Government Agent. "I don't^ blame you for wanting to misplaced when she wrote for advice, to a divorce and wed her himself. Repeatedly, he had traveled to town (has. Pil'ing, Clifford Block, Grand Forks, N. D. marry my daughter," said the latter. the ASSOCIATION, Dr. WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL Such evil thou£ht$ could not dwell J. M. HacLaclilan, Drawer 197, Watcrtown, S. D. to inform his father that the simple "And now how much do you suppose R. V. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y. E.T- Holmes, 315 Jackson St., St Paul, Mian. in the mind of an hinest person, and iife was too wearisome for him to you and she can worry along on?" (Use address nearest you.) 39 Piercers Pleasant Pellets Induce mild natural bowel movement once day. Dr. a the lawyer put them away. He would pear longer. The youth brightened up. treat thfc case as be had planned. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Webster had become acquainted. "I—I think," he cheerfully stammered, Personalities must not count. What good-looking young man, a "that $200,000 well invested, He requested 3ier to explain fuily ptranger In a small town, could avoid would produce a sufficient income." all the facts ot the case, residence of It? The millionaire turned back to his MOM Hoods tester colors other all fibers. dye cold water better other dye. can tiye ftnlnp brighter and thai/ any dye. One 10c packaoe colors They In than any You her husband, his Hull name and everything eS garment without Write lor lr«slwoM«t-How and MONROE DRUG CO., Qufncy, Illinois. ripping apuL to Oye. Bleach Muc Colors. There was Sadie Brown, the squire's papers. necessary. only daughter, a miss of long standing, "Very well," he said, "I will give GOT HIS SOBRIQUET EARLY And by and by the peadier came out COMING HIS WAY. As Betty leaned over, her flushed who always kept a watch out you $100,000, providing you raise a of the saloon and sized up the situation. face near his own, Smith felt great for strangers, in hopes of annexing a similar amount." 'Well,' said he» warmly, 'you're pity for her wrongs and vowed that And the young man went away sorrowing. Pi husband, despite her advancing years. "Honest John" Kelly Proved His Right Honest John, all right You saved the he would save her fCoitf. such a brute Theresa Perkins was another kindly to the Title Long Before horse.'" soul it herself to as John Sloan. who took upon Manhood. He learned that she E&d married Breaking It Gently. I E N I I E Sloan to save her father from some Callahan was stopped on the street There have been many stories about financial difficulty. She fead not by Father Clancy. The good priest's the manner in which "Honest John" understood it herself, but her parents' countenance took on a sad expression. Kelly, the ex-umpire, first got his nickname. appeal could not be refused, aftd thus Mr. Kelly himself, according she had become a partner in an unhappy "What's this, I hear, Callahan," to a New York letter, holds that it marriage. asked he, "about your breaking Hogan's came to him naturally, for even as a Smith promised to prepare the head 'last night? And the two small boy the purity of his soul shone papers. He required more Information of you friends for years!" through his face. "I think the first and this compelled frequent calls Callahan seemed somewhat taken time I was ever called 'Honest John' to the big house on the hill. back. "Sure, I was compelled to do was when I was quite a youngster," He drove the young woman about it, your riverence," he explained apologetically, said Kelly. "A man engaged as an in his big racing car. As he learned "but out of consideration ambulatory salesman of tinware observed for that same frindliness, I broke it to love her he tried to stifle the feeling. the ingenious countenance I gintly, your riverence."—Lippincott's. presented to the world and hailed me'You No trace of the husband could be look honest, boy," said tie. 'What obtained. The law required advertisement. A Young Philosopher. might your name be?' 'John,' said I, Smith shrunk from this. He Time is a relative quantity. Some «iifjwiiimir quite simply. 'John'—just lik^ that. dreaded to post her name in the papers. minutes seem like hours, and some 'Then hold my horse while go in I hours seem |ike minutes. How to control the saloon and get a drink,' said he. this flight is beyond most persons, How to get around this was more "What luck, my boy?" And so held his horse while he went I but the little boy mentioned below than he could figure out. It compelled "Oh! pretty fair. I got six winders, in the saloon and got a drink. But seems to have progressed pretty well him to go out to see Betty once Stranger—My lad, I'm lookktg for silk hat ai- two lamp posts and one this was on lower Ninth avenue, in a for a youngster. more. Mr. John Smith—" day when the avenue's honors went ready." The teacher was surprised to see Turner informed him that Betty Kid—I'm Mr. John Smith. to the man who could clean the most that he remained perfectly idle all was not well and was preparing to return cops in a given time. By and by the The Cache. through recess, and accordingly asked m&pmef /MZT to the city. Hard-Hearted Judge. gang came along and beheld that Knicker—We are told to do our him why he did not play. Ct2¥/' 2V d&Mer Stunned with the information, he The Sympathetic Pai—Woteher*. wagon full of tinware. The peddler shopping early. a" yw 'Cause," he said, slowly, "it makes Insisted on seeing "her. Bill! You looks bad been laid *ip? was detained Within by a sore thirst, Bocker—I know it my wife has already. /2 JtfZtVTjiZ. recess too quick if I play, and I want "Great heavens!" he exclaimed and they took the tinware. And then Bill—Yus, sort of. 'Aven't bee®* concealed a forty-nine-cent tie it to la-a-ast!"—Youth's Companion. jlook out for the welfare of strangers. "what has brought about this change? they came back and took the cushions outer doors fer free munfs. in the top bureau drawer. Her pity was also for a purpose. MatiriraoL'.y The Sympathetic Pal—Wot w^s th^ Have you heard from Sloan?" off the wagon. Eventually, becoming The more solitary, the more friendless, was the goal she would reach. "No, Mr. Smith, I have not heard daring, they unhitched the matter wiv yer? 1 It is right to be contented with what the more unsustained I am, the The attorney with the ordinary wouldn't^ Bill—Nuffin' only the judge from Mr. Sloan, and that is what has wagon and took it away. True to my we have, but never with what we are. more I will respect and rely upon myself.—Charlotte mame treated all the damsels with made me feel so miserable," she said. trust, stood there, holding the horse. believe it—The Sketch. —Sir James Mackintosh. I Bronte. politeness, steadily declined any invitations "Yot see, there Is no Mr. Sloan, and and spent most of his time never was." reading decisions of the higher Now About Clean Food "What!" shouted the astounded courts. lawyer. Then Betty Sloan came to town. What a relief thogr words meant to She was visiting the Turners, up on him! the pike road. Blairville at once became "You see, Mr. Smith," she said, between, interesting to the barrister, and Another ^Splendid Opportunity to sobs. "I had not been here he pondered on a way to get acquainted. long before I heard every one speak Bring Out Facts ing of the new lawyer, who never Betty was a typical summer girl. had a case. I felt so sorry for any When Smith first saw her she was one who had to remain here always pressed In a fluffy pink gown. and not even have any business, so I Q. Do you use Postum or Grape-Nuts your* He testified the workmen were first-class, When the "Weekly" which sued us for libel This at once scored for Miss Betty, —I invented a case for you." self at all? high-grade and inspected by the Co.'s physician (because we publicly denounced them for an for Webster Smith had a decided 1.1kjing A. Yes, I use them at home. to be sure they were all in proper physical "And well, indeed, did you fool me," editorial attack on our claims) was searching for pink. It had been his favorite Q. If from your knowledge of the factory condition also testified that state reports for some "weak spot," tLey thought best to said young Smith. color at college, and some bad showed that Co. pays better wages than the which you have gained in your ten years at send a N. Y. Atty. to Battle Creek, summoned "And you will forgive mef she gone so far as to call him Pinkey. the factory you believed that they were dirty average and he thought higher than any in 25 of our workmen and took their sworn statements asked, brightening a little, as she It was a hot, duty August morning. or impure in any way, would you use them? the state. before a Commissioner. saw him smile. Seeking a cool nook the young A. I do not think I would. No. F. B. Martin, Asst. Supt., testified GrapeNuts Did we object? No. On the contrary, we "Forgive you, Betty. There is nothing ^lawyer had esconsed himself in a Asked if any one on behalf of the Company made of wheat, barley, yeast and helped all we could, for the opportunity was to forgive." His happiness had had asked him to testify in any particular hammock on the p^rch of his office, water. Anything else? "No, sir." Postum too good to be lost. manner. Stated "No." forced him to speak her name. ia fan in one band and a magazine is made of Wheat, Wheat Bran and New Orleans Geo. Haines testified he inspected the wheat All these sworn depositions were carefully "The time we have spent together, Molasses. Statements made on his experience fate other. and barley, also floors and every part of the excluded from the testimony at the trial, for of about* 10 years with Co. Betty dear, has shown me that I Evidently the story had not proved factories to know things were kept clean. they wouldn't sound well for the "Weekly." need a partner. I love you, little That every 30 minutes a sample of the products very interesting, for he was aroufted Testified bakers are required to wear fresh Think of the fact that every man swore to was taken and inspected to keep the girl, I love you and want you to be 'from his slumber by a knock on one white suits, changed every other day. Said the purity and cleanliness so that the Atty. food up to standard and keep out any impurities, my wife," he told her. had never known any of the products being 'of the poroh posts, while a vrice, for the "Weekly" was forced to say in open also that it is the duty of every man in Am sent out that were below the high standard Betty looked up his happiness rather timidly, was saying: "I beg court that the food was pure and good. the factories to see that anything not right of inspection. Asked if any one connected was complete, Jar he knew she loved pardon, is this Mr. Smith?" What a disappointment for the "Weekly!" Is immediately reported. Has been with the with me Postum Co. had instructed him how hist "Tell me, girl, let me hear you Smith hastily leaped from the Him* But the testimony showed: Co. 10 years. to testify. Said,- "No, sir." mock and bowed low to the vision in say It." Edward Young testified had been with Co. Horace Brown testified has been with Co. 9 All of the grain used in Grape-Nuts, Postum 'pink before him, and whom hr at "Webster, I am glad I came to the 15 years. Inspector, he and his men examined years. Worked in Grape-Nuts bake shop. and Post Toaatles is the highest standard" once recognized at Betty Sloan. 'Court of Last Resort,'" she whispered. every sack and car-of wheat and barley Testified the whole of the flour is composed of possible to obtain. 1 "Webster Smitfl, at your service!" to see they were up to standard and rejected Wheat and Barley. Attys. tried to confuse All parts of the factory are -kept scrupulously Jie exclaimed. "Won't you step Into many cars. \. him, but he insisted that any casual visitor H. E/ Burt, Supt., testified has been with ciean. die office?" Priceless Memento. could see that nothing else went into the flour. Co. oyer 13 years. Bought only the best "I would much prefer to sit out Said machinery and floors always kept clean. MAnd this," says the proud loan, "is None of. the workmen had been told how to grain obtainable^ That the Co. kept a corps So these men were examined by the "Weekly" here where It is cool and shady, Mr. on* of my most priceless possessions. testify. of men who do nothing but keep things clean, lawyers hoping to And af least one who Smith," she replied. "Tou see I have 1 would not sell it at any price."' bright and polished.' Moet of them have .been from 10 to 15 years would say that some undergrade grain was come to consult you on legal business." "Why, it's simply a queer photograph. put in or some unclean condition was found with the Ce. and use the products on tEetr Tcstifi«id: that no ingredient went into GrapeNnts What does Jt symboliw#?" asks priBt«i and Postum except those in tlw somewhere. tables at home. Her words brouglit him back to the Interested caller. advertisihg. 'No possibility of any foreign But it was no use. earth. She had come to consult him Why do their families use the products, "That is a picture of my toft ear. Each and every man testified to the purity things getting into the foods as meat of tke Grape-Nuts, Postum and Post Toasties, that 6n legal business. His first case! taken on the day the president whispered machinery is kept closed. Asked if the factory and cleanliness. they, themselves, make? fimith could not bring his senses toWether is open to. the public, said "yes" and "it As a sample, lake the testimony of Luther in it 'Please pass the salt' at a to figure out what kind of a W. Mayo. took from two to three guides constantly to dinner given in his honor." -"There's a Reason" Case she could have for him. Testified been with Company about 10 years. show visitors through the 'works." Said none He brought out his large office of the processes were carried on behind closed Now working in the bakery department making Not Disposed to Draw It Out. -chair. doors. Grape-Nuts. Testified that the ovens and "To read a Bible through, at the "A client must confide In her lawyer, At this point attys. for the "Weekly" tried floors are kept clean and the raw products as Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., rate of a chapter a day, would take they go in are kept clean. Also that the I have been told," commenced to show the water, used was from some outside source. Testified the water dame from wearing apparel of the employes has to tie ,ty, with an arch glance at the at» three years and three months." Battle Creek, MicH. first all I "Well, I should read more than a changed three times a week. Co.'s own artefclan wells and was pure. before her, "so of chapter day aa* get it over vttfe." W waf—I— to BAW T.