INTERNATIONAL PALLS PRESS. IS GUNBOAT A FILIBUSTER? .Mistletoe Is Dangerous. Acknowledgment. Echoei of Munfihalfterf, the SftfM Side. a Paw people who know mistletoe "You Will admit that you owe It Wfts an absent-minded traveler Nebuch34nezzar was lurching W liltf only as a desirable feature of Christmas great deal to your wife?" who had lately taken to ballcltf»ing. accustomed Style. decorations understand that the "I should say so," replied Mr. Cumrox. "AM "Yes," he observed impressive!^ "It flesh being grass," he reflected HORNET CLEARS FROM NEW OR« plant is a parasite dangerous to the "I wouldn't be invited to any of was a fearful journey. The machine, "this must be Beef a la Mowed." life of trees in tfye regions in which her receptions or musicales if I wasn't LEANS HEAVILY LOADED. a thousand feet up, and no more ballast, And chuckling hoarsely, he took az It grows. It is only a question of married to her." headed straight for Siberia, and other chavr.—Puck. time, after mistletoe once begins to the rarefied air—well, you know as grow upon a tree before the tree itself Disqualified. well as I do what effect that has on Kindly Intentions. Supposed to be Bound for Honduras te will be killed. The parasite saps Her—My brother won first prize in EXECUTIVE ORDERS WILL MODIFY a balloon.. Yes, the peril was terrible," "A man who enjoys seeing a woman Participate in Revolution. the life of the infected branches. Fortunately, that amateur guessing contest, but Then the old habit was too in tears is a brute." OLD INDIAN TREATIES, It is of slow growth, taking they ruled him out as a professional. strong for him. "The wolves detected "I don't know about that," replied IT IS BELIEVED. years to develop to large proportions, Him—A professional? our presence. A desperate race ensued. Miss Cayenne. "One of the kindest but when neglected, it invariably ruins Her—Yes. He's employed in the We felt their hot breath on the husbands I know takes his wife to see all trees it reaches. government bureau, you know. nape of our necks."—London Globe. all the emotional plays." New Orleans, Dec. 20.—The former GOVERNOR SEES THE PRESIDENT United States gunboat Hornet, reported English Women Smoke Pipes. Lightning Change. Largest of Whales. Takes Himself Seriously. to have been purchased by Honduras The latest fancy of the womansmoker The Manager—Can you make quick The largest whale of its type of Nicola Tesla, dining by himself in a revolutionists, secured clearance is a pipe—not the tiny affair changes and double in a few parts? which there is scientific record was hotel's great dining room, takes a papers from this port for Cape Gracias Doctrine of State's Rights Enters Into that suffices for the Japanese, but a The Actor—Can I? Say, you know captured recently off Port Arthur,. table where he can be seen. Throughout with a crew of 20 men, 200 tons of the Argument as Presented.— good-sized brier or. a neat meerschaum. the scene in "Love and Lobsters," Tex. He measured sixty-three feet his meal he wears a deeply studious, coal and provisions for 30 days. The pipe is boldly carried Tawney Makes Statement. where the hero and the villain are in length, and was estimated to be a completely absorbed, attitude. Included among the crew are several along with a gold card case and chainpurse. fighting, and a friend rushes in and a.bout three hundred years old. Captain He may bring to the table a portfolio, men who are said to have been connected For some time now the cigarette separates 'em? Well, I played all Cob Plummer, mate of a United filled with papers. These he may with previous filibustering expeditions has given place to a cigar, three parts one night when the other States pilQt boat, sighted the monster scan with prolonged solemnity. In directed against Central small in size and mild in quality. two fellows were ill. in the shoal%, off the jetties, and the any event, Be sits an eloquent tableau American, republics. Washington, Dec. 20.—That Minnesota Women said they were tired of the crew of his vessel captured the" mam-mal. of profundity.—New York Press. is a state of a federal union and Jesus Ulloa, Honduran counsul to cigarette, and wanted a bigger smoke. Not Altogether Dead. The huge body was towed ashore,, as such is entitled to exercise police this port, notified the Honduran minister —London Mail. Mr. Robert Butler of Marlborough, exhibited and much photographed- before Holidays in the States. powers over all territory within her at Washington that the Hornet England, has had the peculiar experience being cut up. Washington's birthday is a holiday borders in all ways that are not calculated expedition "looks strongly revolutionary Cripple Rides Bicycle. of hearing his death announced. in all states. Decoration day' in all to infringe upon the rights of and that the vessel undoubtedly is George Anstey, aged 12, a cripple, He was attending the poor law Rat Bounty Excites Merriment states but Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, the federal government, is the broad fitted out to take part in a revolutionary of Leicester, England, is one of the conference at Exeter when one of Seattle, fearing the introduction of Mississippi, North Carolina, South proposition involved in the Indian movement against Honduras by most remarkable cyclists in the country. the delegates moved that, in consequence bubonic plague by rats, has offered a Carolina, Tennessee and Texas.-Labor liquor question as It was presented to former President Manuel Bonilla, of Both his legs are withered and of the death of Mr. Butler, bounty of ten cents a rat. This moves day is observed everywhere. Virtually President Taft. that republic and General Lee Christmas." I useless, but the Leicester Cripples' which they all regretted, another gentleman, Tacoma, safe from infection from the every state has legal holidays It is shown that in its declared policies, I Guild has provided him with a twoI whom he named, should be sea, to raucous laughter, and the Ledger having to do with its own special affairs—battle as illustrated by its circular declarations, wheeled pedalless machine, with a Senor Ulloa ejects the state department appointed to fill his place as one of says that the bounty, "though not of New Orleans in Louisiana, the Anti-Saloon league takes padded tube covering the axle bar. the representatives of Wiltshire on to take some action to prevent intended for rodents of Tacoma, Texan independence and battle the position and frequently declares it Across this he lies face foremost, and the Hornet saiFng. the central committee. Mr. Butler Everett, Bellingham and other populous of San Jacinto in Texas, Admission, with respect to states which have enacted with wooden clogs strapped to his rose from his place on the platform and busy centers, has been finding day in California, and'so on. Mississippi Some of the crew frankly admitted prohibitory laws, that the laws hands he propels himself along the and announced to the conference, its way into the pockets of nonresidents is like the federal government to an Associated Press reporter that and policies of a state should not be streets and roads in a marvelously amid much amusement, that, so far of Seattle for non-resident in lack of statutory holidays, but by they believed the Hornet was destined infringed upon or destroyed by action rapid manner. He has complete control as he was aware, he was still alive rats. But the joke would be on us if common consent Independence day,. for Honduras. of the federal government. of the machine, his hands acting and in good health, and would be it were found that our rat population Thanksgiving and Christmas are observed. In other words, where a state has as pedals, steering gear, and brake pleased to continue in the office if the had found its way into the Seattle A new one is Columbus day MISSOURI STRIKE IS ENDED. declared for prohibition the opponents combined. conference desired. census." in a. few of the states. of the liquor interests declare that the Pretty Good Definition. federal government shall not be a Bankers and Bank Notes. Two Very Old Ladies. Planting Wedding Oaks. Railroad Company Said to Have Won party to any acts which,encourage the We hear some funny things in Fleet Four men, three of whom were connected We have heard a great deal lately Princess August Wilhelm, wife of Out Over Men. introduction of liquor into such states. itreet sometimes, and the following with brokerage concerns in the about long-lived people, but it is probable the kaiser's fourth son, has set herself Limit the Federal Law. iefinition of the height of aggravation, Wall street district, were discussing that the oMest two people in the the task of reviving one of Germany's by a gentleman in rather shaky boots, As a result of tLo conferences at the St. Louis, Dec. 20.—The striking machinists, United States paper currency and the world today are Frau Dutkievitz and oldest customs, that according to which White House during the day and the whom we encountered in a well-known blacksmiths, boilermakers disappearance of counterfeits. "We another old lady named Babavaslika. newly wedded couples immediately after hostelry the other day, struck us as consideration which President Taft and sheet metal workers of the Missouri-Paciflc-Iron are so sure nowadays," said one of The former lives at Posem, in Prussian the marriage ceremony plant a couple being particularly choice. will give to the matter after he has Mountain system the party, "as to the genuineness of Poland, and "ft as born on February of oak saplings side by side in a "The 'eight of haggravation, gentlemen," heard the subject as it will be presented have returned to work. According to bills that little attention Is paid to 21, 1785. She is therefore one park or by the roadside of their native said this pothouse humorist, setting by the representatives of the AntiSaloon them in handling, except as to denomination." the statement of General Manager A. hundred and twenty-five years old. town. his pewter on the counter and league, it is expected that the To prove his assertion W. Sullivan to the Associated Press, The latter, however, Is nine months The town of Mulchausen, In Thuringia, looking round proudly, with the air of Minnesota Indian liquor question will he took a $10 yellowback from his the settlement Is a complete victory her senior, having b«en born in May, is the first to respond to the princess' one about to let off a good thing, "the soon be decided along lines which will for the company. pocket, and, holding it up, asked who 1784. appeal. A municipal official appears 'eight of haggravation—why, trying limit the operations of the federal law The men go back to work on the could tell whose portrait it bore. No She is still a fairly hale old woman, at the church door after every to ketch a flea out o' yer ear with a and the activities of the federal government terms offered May 1, which they rejected. one knew, and by way of coaching and for nearly one hundred years wedding and invites the bride and pair of boxin' gloves."—London TitPits. to the Indian country proper the broker said it was the first treasurer That proposition includes a worked in the fields. Her descendants bridegroom to drive with him in a carriage in the state. of the United States. Again no number close on 100, and these now 3-cent-an-hour increase. Under the to a new road near the town and The president will make no decision new agreement the men permanently one knew the name. "Why, It's make her a joint allowance. She lives there plant oak saplings. An Alaskan Luncheon. until the facts are all before him and Michael Hillegas," safd the man at the village of Bavelsko, whose relinquish control of the shop foreman The tree planting idea was started Runners of woven Indian basketry, all sides have had an opportunity to proudly. "But in confidence, I'll tell neighborhood she has never quitted and acquiesce in the rules adopted by a former elector of Brandenburg with white drawnwork doilies at each be heard, but there is little doubt that by the Chicago conference of Western you, I didn't know it five minutes during the whole of her long life. She with the object of repairing the ravages of the 12 covers, were used on an oval ago."—New York Tribune. remembers events which happened at executive orders will modify the old lines in March last. The work day caused by the 30 years' war. The mahogany table. The doilies were the beginning of last century much Indian treaties in all cases where such for repair shop men will be nine hours elector forbade young persons to marry made at Sitka. In the middle of the Vivid at Least. more clearly than those of the last action is permissible, and that resolutions and for engine house men, 10 hours. until they had planted a number of table a mirror held a tall central vase to be introduced by Representative Dr. Hiram C. Cortlandt, the wellknown 40 years.—Dundee Advertiser. The agreement provides that all of fruit trees. of frosted glass, surrounded by four Miller of Minnesota dealing with theologian of Des Moines, said the former employes who desire to retain smaller vases, all filled with white Too Ardent a Lover. those treaties which require congressional In a recent address: their seniority must apply for reinstatement An Unnecessary Confession. spring blossoms. The edge of the "Thomas A. Edison tells us that he Georgotto Fontano, an embroiderer action will be passed by both A hearty laugh was occasioned at within 30 days. All of the mirror was banked with the same who lives in the Rue Sevres in Paris, thinks the soul is not immortal but, houses. strikers are eligible, but the foremen, the Birmingham police court-ty a prisoner flowers. Four totem poles were placed after all, what does this great wizard has found herself condemned to a Governor Eberhart of Minnesota numbering nearly 150, will not be taken who gave himself away in a very on doilies in the angles made by the know about souls? His forte is electricity month's imprisonment for what seems took luncheon with President Taft at delightful manner. The man was the back. to her a harmless act. runners. and macninery, and when he the White House. first cn the list, and the charge against Place cards were water colors of She was going home from a concert talks of souls he reminds me irresistibly While no definite statement can be him was merely one of being drunk STUDENTS REPLACE STRIKERS. Alaskan scenery. Abalone shells held of the young lady who visited the a few evenings ago when she decided and disorderly. He stepped into the obtained as to precisely what the governor salted nuts, and tiny Indian baskets Baldwin locomotive works and then she would like to see her fiance. As said to the president, it is understood dock, however, just at the moment Winnipeg Street Car Company Is Running he happens to be a fireman whose held bonbon's. The soup spoons were told how a locomotive is made. that he talked to the executive when the dock officer was reading out of horn, several of the dishes used 'You pour,' she said, 'a lot of sand station is in her own neighborhood it Only Half Service. regarding the rights which Minnesota a few of the cases which were to come were made by Alaskan Indians, and into a lot of boxes, and you throw old occurred to her it would be very easy has under the laws of the state to control before the court that morning, and a the cakes were served on baskets. stove lids and things into a furnace, to summon him to her side by breaking guilty conscience apparently led him her own affairs, except where the Winnipeg, Man., Dec. 20. The The menu was as follows: Poisson and they you empty the molten stream the glass of the fire alarm and to mistake these items fcr a list of his federal government must act to protect street car strike is developing quietly sounding a call. a la Bering Sea (halibut chowder), into a hole in the sand, and everybody previous convictions. the Indians. This is in line with although the tension is high. The She did so anr in a few moments Yukon climbers (broiled salmon, potatoes yells and swears. Then you pour it He stood passive enough while the the statement made to the president company is not running more than fire engines came from several directions, Julienne), snowbirds avec out and let it cool and pound it, and by a delegation of the house members officer read out about a dozen drunk half service. Policemen are in all the then you put it in a thing that bores all laden with firemen, of course, auroraborealis (roast duck with jelly), and disorderlies, but when he came to from the state, including Messrs. cars. College boys are still in evidence but alas! her fiance was not among holes in it. Then you screw It together, Shungnak river turnips, Tanana one "shopbreaking" the prisoner exclaimed Tawney, Stevens, Nye, Miller and as amateur motormen and conductors them, and more than that all the firemen beets, Skagway hash (salad), Fairbanks and paint It, and put steam in excitedly, "That was eight Volstead. although their examinations it, and it goes splendidly and they were angry, and before she knew nuggets (ripe strawberries arranged years ago, your honor," Everyone began are calling them off. A number of what had happened she was taken to take It to a drafting room and make on individual dishes around a to laugh, and the prisoner, realizing MINNESOTA FARMS PROSPER. men arrived from the East but they a magistrate, who proceeded to make central mound of powdered sugar), a bluep rint of it. But one thing I forgot—they the blunder he had made, at first are being kept in the background. have to make a boiler. One the course of true love run unsmoothly arctic slices (brick ice cream), Circle looked very black indeed, but finally Census Shows Agricultural Property Men at the strike headquarters appear by sending her to prison for a month man gets inside and one gets outside, City delights (small cakes), Klondike saw the humorous side of the matter,, Is Rising in Value. resolute. An immediate appeal in spite of her tears and protests that and they pound frightfully and then nuggets (yellow cheese in round balls and a broad smile spread over his face. will be made to all unions for support they tie it to the other thing, and you she thought it would be a simple way on crackers), Nome firewater (coffee). His blunder did not cost anything.— and there is little doubt that all will ought to see it go!'" of bringing her fiance to her side. Washington, Dec. 20.—The farm land —Woman's Home Companion. Birmingham Mail. respond to what is looked upon by of Minnesota, with buildings included, unions as a carefully engineered increased from $26 to $46 per acre in That Suit for scheme of the company to fight the value from 1900 to 1910, as shown by union on a field of its own choosing. the census returns. There are 155,759 They point out that the present wage farms in the state. The average size agreement expires in the spring and is 177 acres, the total farm area being they allege that this issue is being Cereal Co., Ltd*, Gave Against tHe Posttim a Splendid Chance 27,623,000 acres. The aggregate fought in order to break the union value of this vast acreage was $1,250,510,000, to Bring Out Facts Undoubtedly there will be trouble before including $242,621,000 worth the men give in, as many of them of buildings. hospital and at the risk of death be cut. A disagreement about advertising arose food, etc., etc., which has not been digested,, are desperate. None of the men have Plain common sense shows the better way with a "weekly" Journal. then when again ready for food use GrapeNuts gone back so far and there is little BERTH RATE CUT APPROVED. is to stop food that evidently has not been probability of their returning by tomorrow Following it, an attack on us appeared in because it is easy of digestion?" digested. noon, when the company's ultimatum their editorial columns sneering at the claims Or should the child.be at once carted off to Commerce Commission Agrees to the we made particularly regarding Appendicitis. Then, when food is required, use an easily a hospital and cut.? expires. Reduction of Upper Stall Tariff. We replied through the regular papers and digested food. Grape-Nuts or any other if We have known of many cases wherein the the "weekly" thought we hit back rather too you know it to be predigested (partly digested approaching signs of appendicitis have disappeared Accused Omerberg Is Stricken. Washington, Dec. 20.—Tentative approval hard and thereupon sued for libel. before taking). by the suggestion being followed. La Crosse, Dec. 20.—Joseph Omerberg, of the interstate commerce The advertisement the "weekly" attacked We brought to Court* analytical chemists No one better appreciates the value of a alleged express robber, released commission has been given to the us about claimed that in many cases of appendicitis from New York, Chicago and Mishawaka, Ind., skilful physician when a person is in. the awful from the Minneapolis jail under $2,500 fixed charge for upper berths in Pullman an operation could be avoided by discontinuing throes of acute appendicitis, but "an ounee: who swore to the analysis of Grape-Nuts and bonds, came to La Crosse to stay with cars at 80 per cent of the charge indigestible food, washing out the of prevention is worth a pound of cure." that part of the starchy part of the wheat and his parents until the trial and was now paid for lower berths. bowels and taking a predigested food GrapeNuts. barley had been transformed into sugar the Just plain old: common sense is helpful even quarantined and believed to be dying The new charge is to become effective nowadays. kind of sugar produced in the human body by with diphtheria of a virulent type. throughout the United States on or Observe we said MANY cases not all. digesting starch (the large part of food). This trial, demonstrated Grape-Nuta food Omerberg is charged with robbing an before Jan. 20, 1911. Wouldn't that knowledge be a comfort to is pure Beyond question. Some of the State chemists brought on by express safe in the Minneapolis Chicago Commissioner Lane announces that those who fear a surgeon's knife as they fear the "weekly" said Grape-Nuts could not be it is partly predigested. and Northwestern depot with the the Pullman company had accepted death? called a "predigested" food because not all of Appendicitis generally has, r.ise from trndigested aid of his sweetheart and a chauffuer, the conclusions of the commission in The "weekly" writer said that was a lie. it was digested outside the body. foodT of an amount estimated between nine what are known as the Loftus cases, We replied that he was Ignorant of the facts. The other chemists said any food which had hundred and fifteen thousand dollars. It is not always necessary, to operate. tha tthe rates for long distances on He was put on the stand and compelled to been partly or half digested outside the bodywas It is best to stop all food: lower berths and on all upper berths admit he was not a Dr. and had no medical commonly known as "predigested." should be reduced. New Freight Tariffs Suspended. When ready to begin feeding use a predigested knowledge of appendicitis and never investigated Splitting hairs about the meaning of a word. Washington, Dec. 20. Proposed food. to find out if the testimonal letters to It is sufficient that if only one-half of the Smallpox at Eagle Bend. freight tariffs advancing the rates on our Co. were genuine. it is palatable and strong in Nourishment. food is "predigested," it is easier on weakened Wadena, Minn., Dec. 20.—There is lumber, shingles and other forest products A famous surgeon testified that when an It will pay fine returns in health to quit the stomach and bowels than food In which no a small pox epidemic at Eagle Bend, eastbound from North Pacific operation was required Grape-Nuts would not heavy breakfasts and lunches and use less part is predigested. a small village 20 miles south of this points were suspended by the interstate food but select food certainly known to contain obviate it. True. To show the facts we introduce Dp. Thos. city. There are 12 cases there, and commerce commission until April the elements culture requires to sustain We never claimed that when an operation Darlington, former chief of the N. Y. Board one case has resulted fatally. 23, 1911. the body. May we. be permitted to suggest a was required Grape-Nuts would prevent it. of Health, Dr. Ralph W. Webster, chief of the breakfast of fruit, Grape-JNTuts and cream, The surgeon testified bacteria [germs] helped Chicago Laboratories, and Dr. B. Sachs, N. Y. Alleged Bigamist Jailed as Thief. Strains His Heart Dies. two soft boiled eggs, and seme hot toast and to bring on an attack and bacteria was If we were a little severe in our denunciation New York, Dec. 20.—Harry B. Keeler, Raleigh, N. C., Dec. 20.—Having cocoa, milk or Dostum? grown by undigested food frequently. of a writer, self-confessed ignorant about the dentist, who is under indictment strained his heart nine days ago in a The question of whether Grape-Nuts does or We claimed and proved by other famous appendicitis and its cause, it is possible the for bigamy, was sentenced to basket ball contest at Wake Forest does not contain the elements which nature, experts that undigested food was largely public will excuse us, in view of the fact that nine years and 10 months' imprisonment college, Roy Saunders of Monroe, N. requires for the nourishment of the brain, alsj® responsible for appendicitis. our head, Mr. C. W. Post, has made a lifetime for the larceny of $11,216 from C., 19 years old, a freshman, died there of its purify, will be treated in later newspaper study of food, food digestion and effects, and We showed by expert testimony that many Mrs. Wilhelmina Lynch, one of his from heart disease. articles. eases are healed without a knife, but by stopping the conclusions^ are Indorsed by many of the victims. Good Ss9l is important and its effect the the use of food which did not digest, and best medical authorities of the day. Wisconsin "U" Gets Bequest. body also important. when food was required again it was helpful Is it possible that we are at fault for Blast Kjlls Miners. Madison, Dec. 20.—The will of the to use a predigested food which did not overtax suggesting, as a Father and Mother might, to Fairmont, W. Va., Dec. 20.—Two late Col. A. H. Hollister bequeaths the weakened organs of digestion. one of the family who announced a pain in the "There's a Reason miners were killed by an explosion of $10,000 to the regents of the University When a pain in the right' side appeal? it is side: "Stop using the food, greasy meats, Postum Cereal Co.. Ltdu gas in the Middleton mine of the Consolidation of Wisconsin for the establishment not always necessary to be rushed off to a gravies, mince pie, cheese, too much starchy Coal company, 10 miles from of a graduate fellowship in pharmacy. Fairmont.