(i^i^initfrn^^ft^ip-fiwri^^Ti^iHgWMMpMji^pw^ «P» •*9*& iJiT-«-HT •„..—*?% V: *y. INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. Eric Franson to Charles V. Danielson, CITY DADS WORK HARD decided a number of years ago to determine RETURNED THE CHANGE KILLING THE UMPIRE. that they could hear the masing or tne Lot 5, block 5, 4th div International the exact length of the standards waters when the glowing globe was Mayor Colburn Starts Reforms Falls $150 00 in wave lengths, of light, which An Experience on a Train Between plunged therein) he was seized by Vulcan It Is ah "Essential Part of ths Groat Eric Franson to Luevig Mathison, would be a basis of value unalterable for Benefit of City. Metz and Paris. Game of Baseball. and placed in a golden goblet and indestructible. For this purpose Lots 21, 22, block 16, Franson's add to "For scrupulous *care and trouble This strange craft, with its astonishing According to bleacher law, there are the instrument known as the interferometer Koochiching .$300 00 The first city government of International taken to return change I have never cargo, navigated the ocean by a northerly three particularly justifiable motives was invented. This instrument course so as to reach the east Falls was ushered in in such for doing away with umpires. An heard of anything that equaled an experience represented the highest order of again in time for sunrise the following When Tired umpire may be killed—first, if he sees a cloud of smoke and so much excitement of mine on the railroad between workmanship and the greatest skill of morning. fit to adhere to the rules and make a because of the forest fires and Metz and Paris," said a national the best opticians of the world. A Don't grit your teeth and work Among the more sober physicists of decision against the home team at a guardsman the other day. "I had been the refugees from the fire district being series of refracting plates were made, harder. Ease up a little and rest. old, as related by Aristotle, it was believed" close point in the game second, an studying the battlefields about Metz, with that proper attention us, the surfaces of which were flat within that In some manner the sunwas iThe tissues and nerve cells of the umpire may be killed if he sends a and when I decided to get back to has not been paid the auspicious one-twentieth of a wave length of conveyed by night across thenorthern body are constantly being torn down member of the home team to the bench Paris I converted most of the money I event. light, with sides parallel within one regions and that darkness when the player in question has done and destroyed and the system requires had left into francs. second, representing the utmost refinement was due to mountains which screened The city council has shown a wonderful absolutely nothing but call the umpire a reconstructive agent to help nature "It was a hot day in August, and the off the sunbeams during the voyage. of optical surfaces ever attempted. and praise worthy enthusiasm names and attempt to bite his ear off build new tissues, to construct new second class compartments were so (an umpire has no business to be in its work of getting the wheels of crowded that I decided as we stopped nerve cells, to buiid up the entire body With the interferometer perfected, touchy) third (and this is a perfect the new government in proper motion at a town near the French border to and preserve strength and health A Fresh Start. the attempt was made to make the defense against the charge of murder), and Mayor A. B. Colburn has begun change to a_ first class coach. There and furnish the body with the right A giri came in and sat in front of an umpire may be killed if he calls wave length of some definite light an in a quiet and modest way to bring was a supplement to pay, and the only them at the play, she and her escort.. energy and active interest in life. any batter on the home team out on actual and practical standard of length. about certain much desired reforms. German money I had was in twenty "What a lovely profile!" said hel There is nothing better to build up strikes when the player has not even For over a year scientists worked to mark pieces. The official who made His course has won praise generally. "Beautiful! Delicate little upturned struck at the balls pitched. That the the entire system than good malt secure this result, and experiments the transfer did not have the proper pose, small mouth, deep, pretty eyes!: balls go straight over the plate has tonic, such as golden grain belt beer. finally showed that there were 1,553.164% change, and while I was waiting for Isn't she beautiful—beautiful V" nothing to do with the case. Real Estate Transfers wave lengths of red cadmium Order of Underwood and Hasselbarth, him to come back with the 12 marks "Beautiful," said she. "but half not There is ample proof at hand to light in the French standard meter at International Falls, Minn. and some pfennigs that belonged to me so much so as the man she with. is show that killing the umpire is a distinctively Transfers listed by the Koochiching 15 degrees centigrade. So great is the the train moved off. and I gave my Isn'« 110 tbe llaQdsomest you American sport. Other countries chap County Abstract Co., International accuracy of these experiments that money up for gone. ever "saw? Look at his color, mustache. his have tried baseball, but they have they can be repeated within one part Falls. She Learns, Too. "About 11 o'clock that night the his lovely head of hair. So not tried killing the umpire. That is in two millions. So inconceivably The Koochiching Company to John There had been a family row. train stopped at a town about halfway many men are bald or beginning be to probably the reason why they have "Well." remarked the alleged head small is such a possibility of error that to Paris. There was only one other occupant Noll, Lot 22, block 80 International bald. I do love to see a fine head of not waxed enthusiastic over baseball, of the house, "a man learns a few should the material standard of length of my compartment, a man who Falls $200 00 hair on a man." for baseball without umpire killing is things when he gets married. Yes. sir. be damaged or destroyed the standard had got on at some station in France. "You know," he whimpered, "it always John B. Parker to McLanghlin Timber like football without girls in the grand a man lives and learns." wave length of light would remain unaltered Soon after we stopped the door of the makes me sore to speak of people stand. It simply can't be done. That Co., n| nwj, sec 21, and e£ nei sec "That may be." retorted the feminine as a basis from which an exact compartment was opened and a man beginning to be bald, and you foreign countries know nothing about 20-151-28 $1 00 half of the sketch, "but the school of duplicate «f the original standard inquired which of us had given a twenty know why." our king of outdoor sports was indicated experience doesn't bar co-eds."—Washington F. A. Bade to Alberts. Black, neiswi, could be made.—Chicago Record-Herald. mark piece to be changed at the "Will you let up on the pretty profile forcibly when in the fall of 1909 Herald. sec 23-151-28 $500 00 station in Germany. I replied that I if I cut out the bald head?" she asked. the Detroit team made a trip to Cuba Albert S. Black to F. A. Bade, swi was the individual. "Yes." said he. under the management of Outfielder Buttons. Overcharged. nwi and nei swi, sec 9-151-25.. .$900 00 'Come with me, monsieur,' he said. Mclntyre. In the entire series of "All right." said she. New York The Elizabethan era gave vogue to Bell—Did I understand you to say So I alighted and followed him into the Niels C. Nielsen to Thomas Olson, Press. twelve games with the Havana and the button and buttonhole, two inventions that the dentist overcharged you? station office. Lots 1 to 16, Inc., block 17, Rainy Almendares nines not one single objection which may fairly be regarded as Neil—Yes he gave nie enough gas to "There I found that my change had Lake add. to Banier $1 00 was made by either theCuban Born to Starve. Important, since they did much to inflate a balloon.—Kansas City Journal. been telegraphed on, and he bad the players or the silent Cuban spectators Many years ago an American naturalist, revolutionize dress. The original button Horace I. Bedell to John A. Holler, sum due me already counted out. Dana, discovered on the surface to a decision of the umpires. The was wholly a product of needlework, Lot 44, Forest Point $1 00 There were a lot of receipts and things of the sea a little animal of so singular Americans did not know what to think which was soon improved by the to sign, and the train was held up almost a character that be named it of it—until they counted up the gate use of a wooden mold. The brass button fifteen minutes on my account, "monstrilla." It is a small crustacean receipts at the end of the series. Then •OOOOOOOOOOpOOOOOOOOOCJOOOOOOOOOOOeOQPOC is said to have been introduced by but I got my money and a lot of satisfaction."—New they realized that in their own country akin to the cyclops so common in a Birmingham merchant in 1080. It F. P. SHELDON. Pres. A, G. WEDGE, JR.. V.-Pres. G. N. MILLARD. Cashier York Sun. it is the delight in killing the umpire ponds. But. while the latter are furnished took 200 years to improve on the metb FIRST NATIONAL BANK rather than the pleasure in watching with all that is necessary tocapture od of sewing the ciotb upon the covered and digest their food, the monstrilla tjfte game Jjiat draws the tremep^gus button. Then an ^ingenious Dane THE SETTING SUN. has neither apparatus for seizing crowcTs through tte mrnstiles.—Georg& OF INTERNATIONAL FALLS hit upon the idea of making the button prey nor any digestive tube. It isrichly Jean Nathan in Harper's Weekly. in two parts and clamping them When Vulcan Sailed It Round the provided with muscles, nervous together with the cloth between. Ocean So It Could Rise Again. system and organs of sense it lacks Bills Paid By MEASURES OF LENGTH. The ancients had some queer theories only what is necessary to prolong llfeby Dissatisfied. whereby they sought to explain the alimentation. The monstrilla Isdoomed, The haughty looking woman upon rising and setting of the sun. They Light W«VM and the Wonderfully Ac* therefore, to natural death.— Check Are Seldom Disputed whose features the dermatologist had thought the earth to be flat and were eureto Interferometer. Exchange. been working for more than two hours of greatly puzzled to know how the same At the buWau weights and meas­ sneered when she glanced in^the mirror! sun which plunged into the ocean at a There is reason. Thfc check you issue in payment, ures at Sevres, France, the standard An Odd Wish. certainly thought you knew a fabulous distance in the west could the stub to correspond, and the books of the student at a techical school Szi^ meter of metal, Which .s the standard your business," she snapped, "but you bank, together with payee's endorsement is a reappear the next morning at an equally Boston who bad too frequently asked' length of the wbrld is kept carefully strong chain of evidence to contradict. The check have not even given me fair treatment." great distance in the east. A number leave of absence offered on one occa^ "in an underground vault and is Inspected itself is a receipt and is returned to you by the of remarkable theories were advanced, sion as a reason the necessity of at only at long intervals. In bank* The man shrugged his shoulders. "If and every one of them was tending the funeral of a cousin. Better have a checking account and pay bills Great Britain similar care Is exercised you had wanted fair treatment you wrong. "Well." said the doubting instructor, but once. in guarding the standard yard measurement. should have been more explicit." he Mythologists of old asserted that MI suppose I must let you go. but 1 da As it was possible for these retorted. "I thought from what you after the sun had dipped in the western wish it were a nearer relative."—Lippincott's. fire Insurance Written In the Best Old Line Companies metal standards to be destroyed or ocean at sunset (the Iberians and told me that you wanted brunette."— damaged in the course of time, it was other ancient nations aptually imagined Chicago News. Prices Even Lower Than Before at HARRY D. RUETTELL'S am now going through and weeding out my stock. I have on hand many articles of which there I are only a few alike in stock. These I am going to get rid of to-morrow at ridiculously low prices. .There was probably something you saw last week and liked. It is now yours for nearly nothing. Don't fail to at least stop in and look around.= I have some specials which you cannot afford to pass up. 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