__ isye lip.v W, *&?*&• &<S?, INTERNATIO FALLS PRESS. NAL WHAL^tN"4- 41UflR% COUNTING *THE PEOPLE. THE FAT GODDESS. H. H. Gordon, Pres. SMOKE OSiOO- First Census Proposal In England The Truthfui Mariner Tills Ho# Fkftt A a JtRiK Picturs That Jarred tho Nerves of J. R. Harmon, Vice Pres. and Gen'l Mgr. Raised a Fins' Row. the Big Fellow Went. ino.7: French .Art Patron. It was iu 1753 that a proposal to -Sometimes: you can put an ironlata M. M. Gordon, Treas. O. H. Gordon, Sec. .L.A ZENDA Domestic M. Durand, a French picture buyer count the people was first made. whale-and. he won't splash on the of a century ago, had little wisdom Tliomas Potter, son of the archbishop surface, but will start off like a rocket as a critic, and his ambition, compounded of Canterbury and member for St. or perhaps will go right down and you equally of childlike vanity Germans, introduced in that year a have to cut loose and lose your line Border Wholesale Hf av a and genuine benevolence, was to figure bill "for taking and registering an annual and irons." said the truthful old mar-: as a patron of youthful genius. account of the total number of **T iner. One of the earliest commissions he 09': the people and of the total number of "We were lying becalmed one.day. off I Meat Company bestowed was upon a young artist who marriages, births and deaths and also the Cape of Good Hope. By anduby O DEALER1 selected for his subject a scene of of the total number of poor receiving we saw two or three whales coming ov: ii classic mythology, in which the assembled alms from every parish and extra parochial up to blow about two miles away*•* gods were depicted upon place in Great Britain." It was WHOLESALE DEALERS IN MEATS "The captain called the watch up, Mount Olympus. When it was finished inevitable, of course, that directly this and a couple of boats started for the M. Durand was invited to the studio OF ALL KINDS. proposal was made the precedent of whales, which were lying still, as if to Inspect it. His face clouded as he King David should be quoted. And sunning themselves. We raced with gazed. many were the jeremiads as to the alternative the other boat and got ahead, for my "Young man," he declared, "you have evils which would befall the men were lithe and tough, and by and not treated me fairly. It is true I do country. Those submitted to David by we got alongside of one of the big Poultry, Fish, Oysters. Eggs, not pretend to know everything about were mild in comparison. Mr. Thornton, fellows. The steering oar was pulled art, but 1 am not a fool, and I know member for York city, said: in, the oars were packed—that is, piled Butter, Cheese, Etc. Ship­ isMpr si that gods and goddesses should be no cs "I did not believe that there was any in so that they couldn't strike the less noble than kings and queens ments Recefve Prompt set of men or Indeed, any individual of water—then an iron was thrown Into These people of yours are not even the human species so presumptuous Golden Grain Belt Beers the floating, island. aristocrats! Madame, my wife, does Attention. and so abandoned as to make the proposal "The whale lay still for a moment, not pretend to be a fine lady, yet when we have just heard. I hold this as If struck with amazement that any I put my two hands around her waist subject to be totally subversive of the International Falls, Minnesota pne should dare to touch him. Suddenly .. Harpers Whiskey It is by an inch only that they fail to last remains of English liberty. The he made up his mind what to do. meet, and as for Juliettte, my daughter, new bill will direct the imposition of He started off like a locomotive, the she is as slender as a needle. Look new taxes, and indeed the addition of rope whizzing around in a way to astonish now at that big, clumsy woman in a ETPaterno-Cigars a very few vqords will make it the a landlubber. When the rope loose gown who you say is queen most effectual engine of rapacity and was out we were rushing by the captain's among the gods!' She has.no figure at oppression that was ever used against REX BOTTLE all. She is all the way down the same. boat like mad. an injured people. Moreover, an annual Pouf! Call her a lady and a goddessshe "All we could do in that double ended EbBARTtj. Local register of our people will acquaint who is without stays and without boat was to sit still and see her go our enemies abroad with our waist! Mme. and Mile. Durand would through the water. I candidly believe International Falls, Minnesota, BEER weakness." make a mock of her, your Juno! Pouf! that we went at the rate of a mile a Matthew Ridley, another opposing She is a peasant, a pillow, a pig!" minute, and the water was a very member, added that his constituents Nevertheless he was convinced by wonderful sight. It reminds me, now looked on the proposal as ominous Infinitely tactful explanations that the that I think of it, of Poe's description and feared lest some public misfortune wasp waist was unknown in classic THE PEOPLES CHOICE of the interior of the maelstrom, or an epidemical distemper should follow antiquity, even to goddesses. It was where the water went round so fast the numbering. However, the with proud complacence that he finally bill passed the commons only to be and was so black that it must have accepted the picture and the knowledge promptly rejected by the lords. Not seemed like a wall of polished ebony. NINE LOTS IN ONE that the sovereign lady of Mount Ask the Man until 1800 was the proposal again "The pressure downward piled the. Olympus had never attained the heroic made, and on this occasion It was water up on both sides of us so that compression achieved by Mme. and brought to a successful issue. The it seemed to be at least three feet Mile. Durand. Duluth Brewing That is what you get first census of England and Wales was higher than the edge of the boat, but taken in March. 1801.—Westminster it couldn't run in, for we were going whei) you buy in Gazette. A GEOLOGIC PHENOMENON. so fast it hadn't time. "Every one's eyes were blurred with & Malting Co. GENEROUS GEORGE. Raised Beaches and Caves of the Island the wind, which seemed to be blowing VtlZi. of Arran. a hurricane against us. It looked as if us- tn The island of Arran is one of those Washington's Tips and Complimsnts to the whale would never get tired out,, places on the west of Scotland where Patty and Polly. and we were going to sea at an amaz*ing the geologic phenomenon known as a Those who take tipping in the somewhat rate. The ship went away as if by "raised beach" is very apparent. All solemn spirit of the social investigator magic, and we had lost sight of the Every lot contains an acrerof land, along the coast there are evidences ED. BANCROFT, Resident Agent may find their minds enlivened other boat. Finally the line all at once and oi)ly nine blacKs distant from that the land has been considerably by the perusal of an excerpt from the slackened. elevated at some period of the world's, residence district interqotioia\ FallSs writings of our first president, which "The whale hadn't stopped and, for Telephone No. 75 history. One of these proofs is the shows what a graceful turn appreciation all I know, is going ahead at the rate presence of caves of various sizes and courtesy may give to the custom. of a mile a minute still, but tile iron IK formed by the action of the waves in had come out. the past, but which are now well In 1789, on his return from his New "We rowed back to the ship, and as There are No-RMorvatlons ftv MyDeeds above the present high water mark. England progress, Washington lodged we came along the captain called over The farmers use some of the larger Write or call for Prites and'Tera#9 at Taft's inn, at Uxbridge, Mass., the rail: caves as shelters for sheep in stormy where the domestic service—as at 'Where's the whale?' weather. MAT* BONAHUE. Owner many inns in the country—was performed 'Oh,' said I, 'the iron melted out, he In a remote corner of the island one by the landlord's daughters. ^irent so fast.' of these caves has been converted into international falls, Minn. Somewhat later Washington wrote to Remember the name 'Just what I thought,' said the cap-" a human habitation, where a family of Mr. Tuft: several persons dwell in absolute seclusion. tain, and that night we all had plum Hartford, 8 November, 1789. mum Their occupation is the gathering !duff and grog."—Chicago Inter Ocean. That stands for qu ility. Sir—Being informed that you have given of whelks, an employment which, my name to one of your sons and called We have a good line of is said to afford but a precarious livelihood. another after Mrs. Washington's family, and being, moreover, very much pleased As the gathering of the shellfish Stevens shotguns, rifles with the modest and Innocent looks of can only be done at low water and and pistols. your two daughters, Patty and Polly, I as the fishers have no boat or other do for these reasons send each of these occupation, they have ample leisure to girls a piece of chintz, and to Patty, who Before you buy, call bears the name of Mrs. Washington and enjoy the pure air and bask in the sunshine. on us. who waited upon us more than Polly did, I send 5 guineas, with which she may Except for the drip from the face of The Green Hardware buy herself any little ornaments she may want, or she may dispose of them in any the high rocks above, which is skillfully other manner more agreeable to herself. diverted, the cave is absolutely a As I do not give these things with Company. dry. The interior is shaped like a triangle, view to have it talked of or even to its the floor forming the base. Saveat being known, the less there Is Bald about it the better you will please me, but that the sides there is ample room to I may be sure the chjntz and money have stand upright and move about inside. got safe to hand let Patty, who I dare say Besides the beds and cooking utensils/ Is equal to it, write me a line informing, the cave contains many articles of various me thereof, directed to "The President of the United States at New York." I wish kinds, giving the interior quite1 a you and your family well and am your homelike appearance. The apology for.: humble servant, GO. WASHINGTON. a fireplace is some way back from the entrance, through which the smoke It's a home industry Concentration is the secret of finds its way outside. Wide World,. strength in politics, in war, In trade.— Magazine Emerson* It's box office receipts' Stay here cheap traveling A BIG Theatrical companies give Poor shows and fake large Sums of moneyout of the city Admission to theUnlque The ''Big Problem" for people today who are living on moderate incomes is: "How to lay up something for old age—tolivecomfortably, be Is 15 cents Barnstormers happy, and not anxious about the family, should they be taken suddenly away.' Can these things be done by putting small savings in a bank at 3 or Charge 75 cents and $1 and» interest where they are liable to be drawn out at the first sharp pinch? Can they be done by buying real estate and loading it up with a big mortgage? Can they be The Unique show is always done by speculating in mining stocks? Better and wortfci going. to see To our mind there is one sure and safe way, i. e., buy a good sized life insurance policy as an estate. This becomes an enforced savings^ at the same time protects the family for the 'full face of the policy in case of death—enables us to live closer to our income and ei\joy the present without anxiety for the future. If we die If we live we can draw out in cash all that we have put in. we leave the full face of the policy to our family* Wives and mothers-should appreciate the advantage of a life insurance policy and ENfKE should encourage their husbands and sons to take out insurance as early as possible. A A S at a Women earning their own living or who have those depending upon them, •, cannot find a better or surer investment. -.-At I Ask our nearest representative to call and show you our New Policy. js^asiu t-' vfHiriJ loBi International Falls, flhrnv if IV *1 *r* Hp!-,,-if m- ,) »t MM