INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. The CANADIAN BANK H. W. Forrer. sheriff fees 13i 25 THE SKIPPER'S WHITE LIE. International Falls Press LUCKY IMITATION. Green Hardware Co., supplies court bouse 5 70 and Border Budget J. R. Harmon, mileage 45 85 What Happened at Night and What |n Experience With the Russian Autocrat B. M. Hamre, team hire poor farm... 2 00 OF COMMERCE County and Village Official Paper L. Hillstead, mileage 2 20 the Passenger Was Told. Marshal Gourko. John Henry, board ot poor patients... 35 09 It was a dirty night, to use a sailor's Published Every Thursday Morning Marshal Gourko, the famous Itussian John Henry, hauling wood 125 00 Int. Tel. Co., Phone rent 50 phrase, and the lalk in one corner of 7 general, was a terrible autocrat. On Improvement Bulletin, advertising the smoking room drifted to events at INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS one occasion au impersonator of celebrated bids 7 40 HEAD OFFICt, TORONTO tSTABLISHFD *867 PUBLISHING COMPANY A. M. Jensen, coroner fees 24 50 sea and the childlike faith that passengers men was performing at a theater Littlelork Times, publishing financial repose in uavigators. Paid-up Capital $10,000,000 in Odessa. Que evening he received statement 79 84 3 E WALKE* "resides A. H. FERRELL. Manager Kle'Vad & Lee, team hire for Supt. Said the scientist who had been collecting a mysterious message, which read, of schools 34 00 Surplus, 6,000,000 specimens on a coral reef: \LbX General Vanaee. "Study General Gourko." in liussia LAIRD McKenzie, Robbins Pig. Co.. Sheriff's "I've often beard men and women execution docket 20 00 it is better not to inquire into matters $1.50 A YEAR SUBSCRIPTION L. A. Ogaard. inspecting roads expenses say they felt so safe with Captain Soand-so, Bmclrs throughout Canada, aid in the United States and England that one does not understand, aud so 00 L. A. Ogaard, county surv ying 72 and I've wondered, too. whether 00 the artist spent an hour in privately A. L. Patter, balance due on road Entered as Second Class Matter June 23, their sense of security would still SAVINGS BANK DEPARTMENT impersonating the autocratic itussian. 1909, at the post office at International Falls, contract 35 00 be retained if these favored travelers Minnesota, under the Act of Congress of Guy C. Parker, printing 6 i5 Just as the evening performance was Pioneer Co. supplies. 23.00 allowed at 14 uo March 3,1879. knew exactly what happened on shipboard about to commence an order of arrest Pioneer Co., supplies 2 00 at current rates, and is paid twice a year. The depositor is subject to no J. F. Reed, mileage 48 O during a voyage. For my own signed by Gourko was presented to the Mitcher Riggla, assisting surveyor... 5 00 part. I have more confidence than ever delay in the withdraw _l of the while or any portion of the deposit. impersonator, and without explanation A. Geo. Snyder, expenses In collecting THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 1910 taxes 10 28 In a captain of my acquaintance since he was led through the streets to the BUNKING BY MAIL Accounts may be opened by mail and monies M. K. Withrow. medical services $75 I learned that he could tell a white lie marshal's palace and into an apartment allowed at 45 00 deposited or withdrawn in this way with equal when it was necessary to calm the Wold & Johnson, part payment on where the terrible man was seated. COMMISSIOKERS facility court house 4725 00 fears of a nervous traveler. It so happened "They tell me that you impersonate Watt & Glava. burial of- Chas. Hill, that one foggy night I was J4-?.50 allowed at 46 00 F. M. GIBSON, Manager, Fort Frances. Ont. Branc celebrated men." he roared. Geo. P. Watson, printing for auditor. 8 50 awakened by the sudden stoppage and "Impersonate me!" PROCEEDINGS notice of examinations reversal of the engines. I jumped out 5 00 Giving a hasty look at Gourko. the Geo. P. Watson, printing and supplies 18 35 of my bunk, went on deck and was performer turned to the mirror to Jacob Ungermau, witness fees 6 28 Andrew Hagan, witness fees 0 21 told by the second officer that we had "make up." it was an anxious time, Halvor Hagan, witness tees 6 28 had a narrow squeeze. It appeared for if the marshal should take exception Emperor Hotel Continued from tirst page. E. E. Peterson Co.. road work. Stillar that we had nearly run down a schooner road. $721 50 allowed at 105 65 to the representation he had unlimited On motion the board adjourned to as she silently crossed our bows and power to inflict punishment. the building of the proposed state disappeared into the haze. meet on the 31st day of March, 1910. The impersonator dragged himself together ditches Nos. 2 and 3 as per resolutions "Next morning a woman passenger and turned to the marshal a J. F. REED, passed at a meeting of the county F^ort Frances, Ontario who sat at the captain's table asked Attest: Chairman. copy of his own face and overbearing board on Oct. I2th, 1909. him whether the engines had been manner. Gourko burst into a roar of L. H. SLOCUM, The resolution was seconded by stopped and reversed, and he replied: laughter, and the dangerous moment County Auditor. Commissioner Harmon and carried by First Class in Every Particular *Yes we sometimes do this to test the engineer's watch and see if our machinery unanimous vote. Tombs of Abelard and Heloise. is in proper order. We do it Moved by Commissioner Durrin, AS. ARTY Proprietor. A TIRED MUSICIAN. Of the hundreds of thousands who at night so as to create no excitement.' seconded by Commissioner Hillstead, make a pilgrimage to Pere Lac liaise Then he got the woman to describe that the bond of the supervisor of How Strauss Once Snubbed Russian on All Saints' day few doubt the authenticity what she had heard and asked her. assessors be set at $500. Motion carried. Court Dignitary. of the most famous tombs. 'Did you find much time between the When Johann Strauss took his orchestra One in particular is never questioned stopping and reversing?' to Russia he bad some unusual —that of Heloise and Abelard, the On motion the wages of the assistant 'No.' she replied. experiences not generally vouchsafed story of whose unhappy love is so estimators was set at $3 per day. 'Then,' said the skipper, 'that showed Minnesota Conservation to those who live outside an autocratic grandly told by Pope. This monument Moved by Commissioner Hillstead, how well everything was working, government. is the work of Alexander Lenoin, seconded by Commissioner Durrin, did it not?' One day he received the czarina's the sculptor, and dates toward the end "When I got the skipper's ear I tokl that the supervisor of assessors be and commands 'to play before her at her of the revolution. The tomb was him confidentially that 1 didn't think given authority to discharge any estimator Agricultural Development summer resort and was told on arriving built by Lenoin with fragments of a the schooner's engines had worked as who is incompetent of doing there that he would have to rehearse chapel of the convent of the Paraclete well as ours, and he remarked that it the work. Motion carried. his program three times before at Nogent-sur-Marne, of which Heloise might have been worse. Whether he Congress Moved by Commissioner Harmon, the performance. He begged to Uuow was the abbess. Lenoin managed to meant the lie or the incident I didu't the reason for that, but no explanation seconded by Commissioner Durrin, bring some glass from the windows inquire, but I suspect it wasn't the was given him. These were her majesty's of the old chapel, and two medallions that in case the estimates of any organized lie."—New York Post. orders, and he could only comply. which adorn the tomb the sculptor town are not satisfactory to Will Be Held in the Big Auditorium at Still, his astonishment grew when purchased from a religious house in the supervisor of assessors that he be LAW OF GRAVITY VIOLATED. he saw during the three rehearsals an Paris. This is all that is genuine St. Paul, March 16-19, 1910 empowered to ask the tax commission empty court carriage drawn by a pair about the tomb.—London Globe. for a re-assessment of the same. Motion Conditions Under Which Water Actually of horses slowly going back and forth carried. Flows Upward. in front of his orchestra. Spoiling a Poet. Everyone interested in Minnesota's welfare— "Water seeks its level" is an expression Moved by Commissioner Hillstead, Throughout the tinal performance "He has been spoiled as a poet." heard so frequently as to be "How so?" the mysterious act was explained. The and we all are—should attend. seconded bv Commissioner Durrin, almost trite, and yet the law has its empress, having a sharp attack of "A judge recently gave him thirty that the auditor be instructed to call For pamphlet regarding the purjoses of the Congress, matters to bed iscussed and exceptions. There are conditions under gout, was obliged to recline in the days in default of a ten dollar fine." a meeting of the assessors for unorganized movements to be started, call on the Northern Pacific Agent, or address which water actually flows upward carriage, her foot on a cushion, while "How does that spoil him as a poet?" towns at any time he sees fit A. M. CLELAND, Gen. Pass'r Agt., St. Paul and rises above its source. If a the concert took place, and the object "Ob, it b-Vaa vr exasperated gara for the purpose of giving them instructions, of rehearsal had been to accustom the glass tube be dipped into water the Idea of the valiue of fais Pitts­ 1 books, etc. Motion carried. horses to a full string band lest they column inside will be above the level burg Post. should take fright and bolt with her. of the surrounding surface. Moreover, The Through the Moved by Commissioner Durrin, At the end of the performance an if a tube of half the diameter be substituted A Ready Compliment. Scenic Highway Land of Fortune seconded by Commissioner Harmon, exalted dignitary of the court bade the column doubles its height. She—Some day I want to show you Strauss follow him to a splendid grand The water creeps along the inside of that a harness be purchased for the our family tree. He (looking at her piano, saying: the tube, owing to the adhesion, and admiringly)—I should like to see it. I poor farm. Motion carried. "Now be good enough to play me all forms a cup shaped depression at the am sure it must be a peach.—Somervllle On motion the board adjourned to the newest Vienna music." top. Journal. meet at I o'clock. Although be was pretty fatigued by An explanation is not difficult, it Board re-convened at I o'clock. his three rehearsals and state performance. can be proved mathematically that if Moved by Commissioner Durrin Strauss thought it expedient to the diameter of a circle be diminished that application of Henry Scholta to comply, but after he had played continuously one-half the circumference is also reduced sell intoxicating liquors at Indus be for over an hour he stopped, to that extent, while the area is STATIONERY allowed. saying, "I presume that will be sufficient?" one-fourth of its former value. The circumference.of the column of water Moved by Commissioner Harmon, "I am not at all tired." coolly rejoined being reduced one-half, its contact seconded by Commissioner Hillstead, his excellency. with the glass, aud hence the adhesive that application of Brennan and Smiley "But I am!" said Strauss and rose force, is also diminished to that extent, to sell intoxicating liquors in township from the instrument. cross section, and hence the while the Of), range 25, be re-considered. weight, is decreased to a fourth of Motion carried. The Baths of Old Rome. what it was before. Therefore the second and OFFICE SUPPLIES At the end of the third century after Moved by Commissioner Hillstead, column can be twice the height of Christ there were in Home 11 large seconded by Commissioner Harmon, the first without exceeding the lifting public baths and 926 smaller ones. The power. that the application of Brennan and baths of Caracalla could accommodate Remarkable as the underlying principles Smiley to sell intoxicating liquors be at one time l.UOO people those of Diocletian. of this phenomenon undoubtedly rejected on the grounds that the application 3,50O. Taking 1,500 as the average are, nature made use of them long before was not legal and should be of each of the public baths and man made their discovery. Every re-advertised. Motion carried. 50 as that of each of the private baths, tree and flower adds its testimony. Moved by Commissioner Harmon, it appears that at any minute bathing The core of a tree or plant, instead of "*TF you are in business you seconded by Commissioner Durrin, accommodations were possible for 62.000 being a single open channel, consists people in ancient Rome. Counting that the bill of M. E. Withrow in the of a spongelike substance containing quite oftei) need something on a population of 2,000,000, the figure sum of $75 be allowed at $45. Motion many miniature tunnels, through generally given as the correct one. it carried. which the sap and moisture collected in tl)e line of Stationery and would thus seem that ample privileges by the roots flow upward in small rivulets. On motion the following bills were were afforded every day for every inhabitant rising higher* and higher in laid over: Office Supplies. If you are just of the Imperial City.—New sheer defiance of the great law of York American. Louis F. Dow Co.. supplies $ 28' 20 gravity.—St. Louis Republic. Btown, Treacy Co 230 25 starting in business you will UQdoubtedly On motion the following bills were A Gilbert Story. Sense of Danger. allowed: need office furniture, Sir W. S. Gilbert, who was one of Dr. Waldo of London holds that people the few playwrights who defended S. 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