fNTBRJ^IONAC^VLLS PRESS. tfor on a Ha!f-Dlrne,Elther. WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES SUSPECT SimjsnHardcaatle believed .with sincere THE KIDNEYS. faith any wife who had, or that a a year asked, more than quarter Backache ti kidney ache, in most lor her own amusement or enjoyment cases. The kidneys ache and throb •was a being too horrible to contemplate. with dull pain because He came from the village store there is inflammation he had for dinner and told what within. beard. You can't be rid of "Miranda, would you believe that Tips For Warm Wi the ache until you the Lord's prayer could be engraved cure the cause—the in a space no larger than a dime?" kidneys. "Well, yes, Simon," she hazarded, "if Doan's Kidney a dime is as large in the engraver's Pills cure sick kidneys. eyes as it is in yours, I should think G. S. Warren, that he would have no difficulty at 1517 No. 7th St., all."—The Housekeeper. Boise, Idaho, says: Two Votes. HIS is the story of a man "An injury to my The first time I ran for the general with money and an idea back years ago left assembly one of the prominent citizens Being an American, he me lame. I had to of my community told me that naturally had money and use a cane, and it lie was going to vote against me because incidentally the idea, and hurt me terribly to when I was a shaver I threw a 1 he was prouder of his idea stoop or lift. The rotten apple at his horse. Another than anything he had kidney secretions prominent citizen told me that he was ever done or owned. passed too frequent- going to vote for me because when I It came about this way. For five years since I was cured was a shaver I put a rotten egg in a The steam heater indignantly by Doan's Kidney Pills, I have had no buggy cushion belonging to the woman refused to perform return of the trouble." he worked for and he had never its duties and the plumber, Remember the name—Doan's. For liked the woman. Think of it! And who was a member of sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. yet such stuff has thrown the scales the Affiliated Order of Associated Social Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. where thrones have been at stake.— Plumbers, moved in and prepared From speech at Norwich by former a to occupy the best bedroom for the A CAUTIOUS HUSBAND. Jov. George P. McLean of Connecticut. winter while he supervised the plumb- Necessary. Mot Actually The lawyer proceeded to examine the 4 A J* witness. "Pardon the question, Mrs. Chucksley," he said, "but your answer constitutes a part of the record. How old are you?" "Why you ought to know, Mr. Sharpe," she answered "my birthday is the same as yours, only I was born ten years later than you were." "Ah, yes, I remember. Well, it isn't important, anyhow. Go ahead, Mrs. \\m Chucksley, and tell the jury what you Itnow about this case." Mrs. Henpeck—John, what's your A Thought Reader. honest opinion of my new hat? "So you are studying telepathy?" Mr. Henpeck—Don't ask me, Mary. "Yes." answered Senator Sorghum You know you're much bigger and "my object in life has been to find Stronger than I am! what people are thinking and then eay it first. Any reliable system KEEP BABY'S SKIN CLEAR •would simplify my labors immensely." —Exchange. Few parents realize how many estimable The Graveled Geometer. lives have been embittered Euclid was boasting of his abilities. and social and business success prevented cried his wife, "can you find "But," by serious skin affections why gas bills are just as big as our which so often result from the neglect when they charged a dollar a thousand of minor eruptions in infancy and cubic feet?" childhood. With but a little care and a moaii he sped into the night. Willi the use of the proper emollients, baby's ,3 /r£/rvCf /St STORY OK skin and hair may be preserved, purified THE THE PEANUT J3U1-L O CH *S-±JC£s //y and beautified, minor eruptions SHELLS. prevented from becoming chronic and As everyone knows, C. W. Post of torturing, disfiguring rashes, itchings, irritations and chafings dispelled. Battle Creek, Michigan, is not only a ing. The consequences were, first, maker of breakfast foods, but he is a that the maids, including the cook, To this end, nothing is so pure, so strong individual who believes that the left. Second, that the man had to go sweet, so speedily effective as the constant '-4*. trades-unions are a menace to the liberty out for all of his meals and became use of Cuticura Soap, assisted, of the country. a slave to a cross-eyed waiter and, when necessary, by Cuticura Ointment. Believing this, and being a "naturaltorn" third, that his wife divorced him for Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., scrapper for the right, as he the winter, the grounds of complaint sole proprietors, Boston, for their free sees it, Post, for several years past, being that he growled continually 82-page Cuticura Book telling all about has been engaged in a ceaseless warfare cold feet, though this fact was not allowed the care and treatment of the skin. against "The Labor Trust," as he to reach the newspapers. Power of Example. likes to call it. The idea came to him one evening "It ain't a pretty kind world for a after the cross-eyed waiter had returned Not being able to secure free and poor old Swede voman like me," said untrainmeled expression of his opinions his quarter to him with the Christine. "But somedimes ids a pretty on this subject through the regular unasked advice that he might need it good vorld anyvays. I vas at a place reading pages of the newspapers he to buj' petrol for his flying machine, yesterday vere de lady alvays make lias bought advertising space for this and that the waiting brotherhood recognized the porch me iron all afternoon und den send me no smaller coin than half a purpose, just as he is accustomed to Cf?OPOJ-J£. home mitout my supper. So yesterday dollar. He thereupon swore a dire for the telling of his Postum "story," I tolt her how kind you vas to me, und oath that he would shake the mud of and he has thus spent hundreds of how you tell me set down and rest till white-haired spinster, and his four sons, with New York from his shoes for the winter thousands of dollars in denouncing supper get ready, und gif me money their families, occupy the old home and keep tender and go to Europe and, "by golly"—here trades-unionism. for de street car so I don't have to watch over the treasures which their father is the idea—"there would As a result of Post's activities the valk home ven I been so tired, und all gathered with so much patience and expense during be not a tip on the way, if he could people now know a whole lot about about you. So ven I put avay de irons a lifetime. help it. No! sir. Not on your life." these organizations: how they are yesterday dot lady she say to be, 'Set One can walk down the corridors, on whose Appropriately, first of all he struck honeycombed with graft, how they obstruct down und have something to eat pretty walls great paintings are falling into strings from a place of palms, not the kind that the development of legitimate soon, Christine you not be in de vay.' age, and climb the stone stairs, where a comely grO 'V upon hands, but of the tree family. business, curtail labor's output, hold Dot's because I tell her about you. servant will greet one and show the curiosities, This was Funchal, in the Madeira up manufacturers, graft upon theiriown ma'am. I tink lots of peoples be goodei or, better, let one look at everything to the islands. When he had found that Naturally HM£GiCANG IANOWQ EGYPT membership, and rob the public. heart's content. if dey know about somebody else bein' there were no chewing gum parlors Post is hated by the tradesunionists, In the upper corridor there are a number of good."—Newark News. or moving picture shows, with two and intensely. immense earthen jars which were excavated at AFTER and a naif hours of refined vaudeville thrown in He employs no union labor, so they a cap. This brigand-like being was in league a point not far distant and which are valuable things which he never patronized at home, but can not call out his men, and he defies with the porter of the hotel and it followed that samples of the work of potters of other days. In now felt a feverish anxiety to indulge in, he consulted their efforts at boycotting his products. the porter knew of no one more trustworthy and one corner of this corridor there is a quaint fountain the head waiter at his hotel, to whom, The latest means of "getting" Post is scholarly as a guide to ancient Athens than Philopoulos. and pool in whose walls are laid in mosaics needless to say, he had not confided his vow. the widespread publication of the story The man, fortified by the presence of formed of bits of broken glass and porcelain, the That functionary insisted that life was a blank that a car which was recently wrecked some others with whom he had scraped acquaintance whole* ornamented with hideous stone Indian without a ride in a "caros," or sledge drawn by In transmission was found to be loaded in the hotel dining room, blindly delivered idols. From the corridor one passes through the bullock, and a caros was accordingly engaged With empty peanut shells, which were himself into the hands of this Grecian Philistine. household kitchen to the old one, which is never and the expedition set out, the sextant, brass being shipped from the south to Post's When they had worn an eighth of an inch off used and the walls of which are literally lined tube and oil stained manuscript usual in explorations OF MISERY *stablishment at Battle Creek. the soles of their shoes tramping, the bold Philopoulos, from top to bottom with every class of earthen being conspicuous by their absence. During This canard probably originated with on the steps of the Acropolis, thrust his cooking vessels, wooden spoons, forks and chocolate the course of the perilous bumping over the President John Fitzgerald of the Chicago hand into his bosom and drew out—no, not a pistol, beaters. Near by is the dining room, whose stones the driver in the intervals of smiting his Federation of Labor, who, it is but a small bag, which he held out with an long table contains a quaint collection of vases oxen and greasing the runners held a conversation eaid, stated it publicly, as truth. air. of proud independence. The man looked and dishes, while the walls are hung with pictures with him which might have been intelligent Post comes back and gives Fitzgerald the other way. The idea was holding tight. An and painted porcelain bowls, in two of had he understood even one-fifth of it. When the lie direct. He denounces English girl, whom he had neglected to inform which are the portraits of Maximilian and Carlotta. Cured by Lydia E. Pink3 the caros returned to the hotel, the driver held Fitzgerald's statement as a deliberate that he was married, lightly touched his arm There are dishes and plaques made by the up ten fingers and ejaculated, "Teen hunder falsehood, an underhanded and cowardly and whispered, "You must give him a tip—he's ham's Vegetable Compound Indians of remote regions which even in this lay reis." "Holy smoke!" said the man. "You thieving attempt to injure his business, having so picturesque." At that moment the man lost of railway facilities are difficult to find. There blackguard—here," and handed him. a dollar Baltimore, Ma. "For four years not the slightest basis in fact. As a his idea. He ostentatiously gave Philopoulos are tall "ollas" where soup for a regiment could my life was a misery to me. I suffered such an effort it must be regarded. It and a half—"Now be off with you." That evening handful of coins. be made. from irregularities, the other occupants of the verandah were Is significant that this statement about It is all very sad, but the man gets along better The dining room opens into the bedrooaa. terrible dragging horrified to hear a succession of expletives issuing "the peanut shells" is being given wide since he has lost his idea. sensations, where, in a corner, stands the silver bedstead on from the man's mouth as he read in his Baedeker newspaper publicity. In the "patent extreme nervousness, which Santa Ana died, it being elaborately that 1,000 reis was a dollor. Inside" of an eastern country paper I and that all dressed with hangings and covers of coarse white Former Bull find it, and the inference naturally is The man next moved on to Alexandria. He gone feeling in my a lace. On the wall by the head of the bed is had forgotten every care but his vow. He still stomach. I had that labor-unionites are insidiously rare group of guns, swords and pistols. In another Fighter's Museum given up hope of spreading this lie. clung to the idea. He climbed down the steps corner of the room stands an old-fashioned ever being well An institution (or a man) which into the barge-like boat with the crowd, mostly four-posted bed which belonged to a lady in waiting when I began to warm-climate-seeking Americans, and thought he •will resort to moral intimidation and For 46 years the Corona family had occupied to Carlotta, and at its side is a hand-carved take Lydia Pinkham's E. might investigate its Pharaohs and see if there to physical force, that will destroy machinery the plain two-story house called "Casa de Corona" leather trunk which belonged to the patriot Hidalgo. Vegetable was anything in the story of the plagues of Egypt. and burn buildings, that will Compound. Then on the Viga canal, in the dilapidated village Above the trunk is the carved ivory When he did land, after having circumvented by tnaim and kill if necessary to effect its I felt as though known as El Puente del Jamaica. This village handled rifle of Miramon, bearing his arms and a blank and uncomprehending stare the head new life had been «nds, naturally would not hesitate to name. is reached now by the Ixtapalpa electric car, given me, and I am recommending it boatman's Insinuation that "leetel mona" was a spread falsehood for the same purposes. being the first step beyond the head of the canal, The daughter, in speaking of the school for to all my friends."—Mrs. W. S. FORD, desirable thing, his bags^ were dumper on the and whatever of fame or interest it enjoys it poor children which occupied a room on the first 2207 W. Franklin St., Baltimore, Md. quay and he found himself the center of an admiring We admire Post. While we have no derives solely from the old house at the southern floor of the house for years, said: "Yes, my The most successful remedy in this crowd, conspicuous among which was the enmity toward labor unions, so long as extremity of its one street, the house of Corona, country for the cure of all forms of father established the school and maintained it head boatman, whom he thought he had said farewell they are conducted in an honest, "live•nd-let-live" which contains the bull fighter's museum. female complaints is Lydia E. Finkham's for many years. In more recent years the teacher to forever. Pointing to his bags, he said, Vegetable Compound. It has kind of a way, we have had A morning is ample time for the trip, Lillian was paid by the town government and three serenely, "hotel." A pleased grin ran around his stood the test of years and to-day is enough of the tarred end of the stick Webster says in the Mexican Herald, and while years ago the school was moved by that same more widely and successfully used than audience, who all looked at the head boatman, to sympathize thoroughly with what he people from the four corners of the world have authority to a house in the village immediately any other female remedy. It has cured who shook his head. The man held up half a Is trying to do. He deserves support. discovered this museum, as the register reveals, back of this, which is known as 'La Resurrection.' thousands of women who have been A dollar. Contrary to expectation, there was no man like Post can not be killed, even there are many people in the city who have troubled with displacements, inflammation, rush for his baggage. Suddenly the head boatman, with lies. They are a boomerang every ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregularities, hardly heard of it yes, to the lover of the quaint, When asked about the sale of articles of the with a grave and impressive air, advanced. know, time. Again* we for hasn't this periodic pains, backache, curious and historic it is certainly well worth a museum she said: "Yes, we have had some offers, "You give dolla-me half dolla-backsheesh eh?" weapon, every weapon that could be that bearing-down feeling, flatulency, visit* for Juan Corona during some 25 years was but they have been made principally by tourists The man looked about him. The idea did not indigestion, and nervous prostration, thought of, been used (and not simply gathering from here, there and everywhere a valuable and have usually been very small, while many of seem so precious. It was growing late. After after all other means had failed. by labor unions) to put us out of business, collection of curiosities. He was a Sunday the things here cost my father much money. For If you are suffering from any of these all, it wasn't so much. Two minutes after a procession too? bull fighter and used to fight in the Bucareli ring, example, the gun of Miramon and the cross of ailments, don't give up hope until you trailed into the hotel, consisting of the two I am going to drink cups of which does not exist now, but every day in the $500. 'La Musa Mexicana' each cost Of course have given Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable man and two persons, one of whom was the head Postum every morning from this time Compound a trial. week he was a collector and a philanthropist, many things were presented to him by friends boatman. on, and put myself on a diet of GrapeNuts. If you would, like special advice who by his generosity and kindness endeared who knew of his interest in rare and historic Post!—Editorial in When the man struck Greece, Greece made Bully for write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, himself not only to the people of his own village things, but," she added, tenderly, "everything is haste to retaliate in the person of a picturesque Mass., for it* She has guided The American Journal of Clinical Medicine. but to all people with whom he came in contact. very dear to us and we do not care to par* with thousands to health, free of pirate in baggy tousers, a red sash, earrings and 21 a He died years ago, but his daughter, kind, anything." charge*