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AN EXCELLENT REMEDY. Nursing Mothers and fWM 1^ II1H I III ll|ft II Remarkable Recovery of a Washing* ton Woman. Will Break Up a Cold in Twenty-Four Over-burdened Women MR. ENOS ADAMS AND Hours and Cure Any Cough That Mrs. Enos Shearer, Yew and Washington Is Curable. In all stations of life, whose vigor and vitality may Sta., Centralia, Wash., with one THE GODS AT WEI H1EN have been undermined and broken-down by overwork, kidney gone, the The following mixture is often prescribed exacting social duties, the too frequent beario| other badly diseased, and is highly recommended of children, or other causes, will find in Dr. and five doctors in for coughs, colds and other throat and Pierce's Favorite Prescription the most potent, invigorating consultation, was bronchial trouble. Mix two ounces restorative strength-giver ever devised By FLORENCE EDITH AUSTIN thought to be in a for their special benefit. Nursing mothers will find of Glycerine, a half-ounce of Virgin hopeless state. The it especially valuable in sustaining their strength and Oil of Pine compound pure, and eight promoting an abundant nourishment for the child* story of Mrs. Shearer's ounces of pure Whisky. These can be (Copyrighted by Short Stories Co., Ltd.) Expectant mothers too will find it a priceless boon awful sufferings, bought in any good drug store and easily to prepare the system for baby's coming and rendering the ordeal comparatively parietal trepanning, denoting the Mr. Enos Adams, commercial traveler and her wdnderful mixed together in a large bottle. painless. It can do no harm in any state, or condition of the female path of an earthquake-impelled for the Acme Mining Supply cure through using brick, The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine compound system. Company—his territory the celestial he prayed with the force of a calliope: Doan's Kidney Pills, is along one, but pure is prepared only in the Delicate, nervous, weak women, who matter from frequent empire—arrived before the Presbyterian will interest any sufferer with backache headache, backache, draffinf-down distress or from pain* laboratories of the Leach Chemical or kidney trouble, and Mrs. Shearer will compound at Wei Hlen just after "O Omlto Fo (Amitabha Buddha), iW Irregularities, &nawln& or distressed sensation In stomach, Co., Cincinnati, and put up for dispensing dizzy or taint spells, see Imaginary specks or spots floating look down upon thy silver-crowned tell it to any one who writes her, enclosing the missionaries, intent on keeping in half-ounce vials. before eyes, hare disagreeable, catarrhal drain, prolapsusm their Christian souls* in their Christian son." a stamp. "I am well and active, •anteverslon or retroversion or other displacements ot worn* Who Are the Eljct? though 65 years old, and give all the bodies, had scudded through the Both Fo and the mob gazed in •anly or&ans trom weakness ot parts will, whether they ex» Two modern statements of the doctrine credit to Doan's Kidney Pills," says thickening darkness across the fields amaze at the metal cranliim, over jterlence many or only a tew ot the abore symptoms, find of "election," neither of which Mrs. Shearer. toward Yang-Kio-Kau, half hundred which the red rage cast scintillating a relief and a permanent cure by uslni faithfully and talrtw would quite satisfy John Calvin or miles away, where a Yankee gunboat, lights and darting gleams, as though Remember the name—Doan's. For persistently Dr. Pierce* a Favorite Prescription, Jonathan Edwards, are given in the vigorously bracing apart that it were jewel set. sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Congregationalist. This world-famed specific for woman's weaknesses and peculiar ailments i* Poster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. "open door," had come to their rescue. "O spirits of my ancestors, whost One was Henry Ward Beecher's epigrammatic pure glyceric extract of the choicest native medicinal roots without a drop Immediately there arose the mightiest trinity of souls watch over and defend and convincing phrase: of alcohol in its make-up. All its ingredients printed in plain English on its A Polish Marriage. outburst of Chinese billingsgate me, hasten Tung-wo, the god of bottle-wrapper and attested under oath. Dr. Pierce thus invites the fullest "The elect are whosoever will the A Polish couple came before a justice that a foreigner ever heard and survived. miracles, to my deliverance from investigation of his formula knowing that it will be found to contain only the non-elect are whosoever won't." of the peace to be married. The best agents known to the most advanced medical science of all the different For the moment the bulky these yen renn (wild men)." Good as this is, there is another explanation young man handed him the marriage .schools of practice for the cure of woman's peculiar weaknesses and ailments. sample cases became the, booty of a The yen renn, still in the throttling that is a star of equal magnitude. license and the pair stood up before shrieking, scrambling, fighting, grabbing, If you want to know more about the composition and professional endorsement clutch of medieval superstition, It was made by a colored divine, him. of the "Favorite Prescription," send postal card request to Dr. smoke-shrouded, flame-illumined, watched with thrills of fear, and yet who said: 0L "Join hands," said the justice of the V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for his free booklet treating of same or, better flourishing mill of saffron fists and incredulously, for the wonders Tungwo "Brethren, it is this way: The Lord, peace. Still, send 31 one-cent stamps for cloth-bound copy of Dr. Pierce's Common. legs. Sections of mining implement would send at the supplication of he is always voting for a man and the They did so, and the justice looked Sense Medical Adviser, new, revised up-to-date Edition, 1008 pages. models were seized upon, regardless a foreign devil. devil, he is always voting against him. I? at the document, which authorized him You can't afford to accept as a substitute for this remedy of known composition of their correlative parts, but, in the 3 to unite in marriage Zacharewiez Then the man himself votes, and that "Kuan-ti, thou green-faced god of a secret nostrum of unknown composition. Don't do it. It is not only semi-light and the melee, a small breaks the tie!" Perczynski and Loekowarda Jeulinski. foolish but often dangerous to do so. war," he next Implored, "send the packing case of assorted dynamite "Ahem!" he said, "Zacha—h'm— sword and the leaden hail against all or cartridges was left unnoticed on the Brant OHIO Crrr or TOLEDO, I h'm—ski, do you take this woman," whom the wind from this, my hand, LUCAS COUNTY. ground near the temporarily neglected etc. shall smite. FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is senior A prisoner. partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY Co., doing "Yes, sir," responded the young "O souls of the Five Rulers, send business In the City ol Toledo, County and State man. Mr. Adams had been warned of expected aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum ol the 'tall white devil' and the 'short ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every "Leo—h'm—ah—ski, do you take trouble, and here it was all black devil,' with their all-blighting case ol CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use ol HALL'S CATARRH CURE. this man to be," etc. About him. He had always congratulated breath, to spit pestilence aad famine FRANK J. CHENEY. "Yes, sir," replied the woman. himself upon the iron constituency Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, upon these turtles over whom my this Cth day ol December, A. D.. 1886. "Then I pronounce you man and of his nerve, but to say that In teeth shall sweep." And dropping out A. W. GLEASON. LEADING LADY SHOES wife," said the justice, glad to find those first few jumbled moments he SEAL a section of Incisors from his mouth, NOTARY PUBLIC. something he could pronounce, "and I was decidedly "rattled" but inade(jaately he hurled them in a boomerang zigzag Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and acts There are no other shoes at popular prices heartily congratulate you both on having directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ol the expresses his condition. He over ihe heads of the bewildered, system. Send lor testimonials, tree. that in any way compare with these classy, reduced those two names to one." seized time to look about him calculatingly O. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, terror-struck horde, who fell back as Sold by all Druggists. 75c. fashionable, good-fitting shoes. They are made —Lippincott's Magazine. and strove to put panting far as the press in the rear would Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. on lasts that insure the utmost comfort, yet agonies out of sight.. And when permit—those along the circuit of the The Fight Against Tuberculosis. Iron. give your feet that trim and stylish look. fcis wildly darting eye lit upon the masticators succumbing into squirming Interest in the anti-tuberculosis campaign Pure iron is only a laboratory preparation. cartridge case his nerves grew steadier, heaps of quivering humanity, and now being waged throughout the Cast iron, the most generally hie blood leaped forward again the "pale son of Satan" utilizing the United States is evidenced by the fact useful variety, contains about five per through his veins and a diabolical momentary distraction to dextrously that in the year 1909 163 new anti-tuberculosis cent, of impurities, and the curious daring came on him. unhasp the box of dynamite cartridges. associations were formed, thing is that it owes its special value combine style and to a degree that shoes wearing qualities 'I'm born but not buried yet,' as 133 tuberculosis sanatoria and hospitals to the presence of these. Pure iron easily makes them the most popular, dressy and serviceable granny used to say," he ruminated, He extracted a thimbleful of dynamite were established, and 91 tuberculosis can be shaved with a pocket knife ladies' fine shoes obtainable, at a cost no greater than ordinary almost jubilantly. And by the time shoes. to us. dispensaries were opened. Compared from its packing and with a "impure iron can be made almost as Your dealer will supply you if not, write the ringleaders of that ruffian conglomeration with previous years, this is the lightning motion flung it toward the hard as ste«l. To be sure you get the LEADING LADY, could withdraw their attention best record thus far made in the fight nearest burning building, the while look for the Mayer Trade Mark on the soles. from the division of spoils, Johnny Knew. against consumption in this country. shrieking, above the growing confusion, FREB If you will send us the name of a dealer who does Mr. Enos Adams was again in superb The class in physiology was being not handle Leading Shoes, we will send you free, post* During the year 1909, 43 more associations to the God of Thunder to lift Lady called on. paid, a beautiful picture of Martha Washington, size 15 20. command of himself and was ready for the prevention of tuberculosis up his mighty voice and make the "Remember, children," said the We also make Honorbilt Shoes for men, Martha Washington with his first tactic when the crowd were formed than during the previous earth to tremble with his anger. The Comfort Shoes, Yerma Cushion Shoes, Special teacher, "there are no bones in the again crystallized about him. Merit School Shoes and Work 12 months, and 62 more hospitals answer came even as he called, and a stomach." The Ta-Chuan, or Boxers, inspired and sanatoria were established. On fiery shower followed the detonation Johnny Smith's hand went up. January 1, 1910, there were in the United by some moon-eyed son of evil, had of the irate god and fell in scorching "If you please, teacher, my baby States 394 anti-tuberculosis associations, descended upon the mission, intent on darts over the lunging, stewing mass brother has one in his. He swallowed 386 hospitals and tuberculosis shedding blood. The foreigners of of frenzied celestials, making desperately a dollar yesterday." sanatoria and 265 special tuberculosis the mission had escaped them, but toward the nartow exit in the dispensaries. compound wall, at the same time EXPOSURE TO COLD We Will Send Upon Application to Every Farmer watching, with backward glances, the and wet Is the first step to Pneumonia. Take Perry FREE Reflections. Davis' Painkiller and the danger is averted. Uneqnaled foreign devil who was turning their for colds, sore throat, quinsy, 25c, 35c and50c. O O A S S A W S re on an in The beautiful home was crowded own gods against them. Garden, Flower and Field Seeds in our Catalogue of Home Grown Seed The more expensive a thing is the with people assembled to honor the NORTHERN SEED CO., Seed Growers. 11th St., Valley City, N. D. The moment had come for a coup easier it is to get along without it. distinguished guest. de grace, so, tearing off his tall linen Suicide But the explorer soon tired of the collar and flinging it after the stampeding attentions, and as he leaned his arm A Revelation in Tea Goodness herd, and making as though against a pillar, he allowed himself to he would unscrew his head, he be transported back to the scene of shouted: his triumph. "Such a waste," he mumbled, audibly, Slow death and awful suffering "Feng-shi, thou god of all gods, thou staring into space, "such a god of luck, send instant death upon follows neglect of bowels. Constipation SALADA' waste, such a waste." all over whom my blood shall spurt. kills more people than Why so many stout ladies left the Make it well up into a fountain that consumption. house in indignation, the hostess was shall drench all Wei Hien." It needs a cure unable to learn.—Sunday Magazine of But there was not a celestial teft and there is one medicine in the Pittsburg Dispatch. to receive his spurting blood so, all the world that cures it— foregoing the process of decapitating Pitching a Curve. CASCARETS. himself, he proceeded quietly to gather 8» Game Warden.—This deer was found up the scattered fragments of his dead on your premises, and yet you Casscarets—10c. box week's treatment. anatomy. All druggists. Biggest seller deny that you killed it? in the world—million boxes a month. It isn every man who can make Farmer.—Waal, it happened like TEA a remnant sale of himself when the this: My wife was throwin' a stun at Virginia Farms and Homes. emergency arises, or has recourse to the hens, an' some way the deer, a whole pantheon of malevolent chopchop which, was feedin' round back o' the FREE CATALOGUE OP SPLENDID BARGAINS deity," ruminated Mr. Enos Addams, R. B. CHAFFIN & CO.. Inc.. Richmond. 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But The chief bookkeeper in a large business how to execute him in a manner sufficiently house in one of our great Western satisfying was a question for cities speaks of the harm coffee His Little Scheme. much vociferous debate, until the Great Caesar! old man," exclaimed lid for him: Mongols unanimously agreed that he the gunner as he opened the door and "My wife and I drank our first cup be dismembered piecemeal and the found his friend's house brilliantly illuminated of Postum a little over two years ago, fragments thrown into the liquid sea at noonday. "What does and wo have used it ever since, to the of flame that swept in billows from this mean? Why are all these blankets entire exclusion of tea and coffee. It building to building over the compound. over the windows, and why :s the gaa happened in this way: burning in the daytime?" "About three and a half years ago "Dismembei me!" ejaculated their "Sh!" whispered Guyer, cautiously I had an attack of pneumonia, which subject for vivisection with surprising "it's a scheme of mine." left a memento in the shape of dyspepsia, elation. "By Buddha! can take I "What kind of a scheme?" or rather, to speak more correctly, a hand in that game myself!" Why, my wife is in the country and neuralgia o' the stomach. My 'cup of With the sweat of terror on his I tell her I remain home every night cheer' had always been coffee .or tea, brow, but with a preternatural deliberateness and read. I've got to get rid of some but I became convinced, alter a time, of movement, he lighted gas somehow, so it will go on the bill that they aggravated my stomach trouble. an incense stick, commonly known at the end of the month." I happened to mention the matter among barbarians as a stogie cigar, Su to my grocer one day and he suggested and waved it to the four points of the that I give Postum a trial. Rich Gift for University. compass in true celestial style, before ^'Kext day it came, but Hie cook made Tthe Chicago Record-Herald says: igniting an 11-page letter of violet the mistake of not boiling it sufficiently, "Plans are in contemplation for giving written prayers (prayers of the usual and we did not like it much. This the University of Chicago the finest scrt from a deserted wife). SUN BERRY—The Improved Wonderberry was, however, soon remedied, and now physical laboratory in the United The mob was instantly awed into we like it so much that we will never States, if not in the world. It is said silence. The last Chines3 anathema change back. Postum, being a. food that before all the plans are consunx rang out to quaver into a startled LUTHER BURBANK'S GREATEST CREATION. A Luscious Berry Ripening In Three Months From Seed. beverage instead of a drug, has been mated the plant will have cost $1,000, gasp. Aghast, they watched him SEED 20 CTS. PER PACKET. 3 PACKETS FOR 50 CTS. POSTPAID the means curing my stomach trouble, 000. All of the money is to be furnished of burning purple prayers imperial I verily believe, for I am a well by Martin Ryerson, president purple, the insignia of royalty, and JJ}1* ^P°/™Vely4?T GreATEST new Fruit and the best NOVELTY of modern times. These are facts which no one can get away from. The proofs are overwhelming in number and conclusive in character. Grown last year by people. 350,090 man today and have used no other of the board of trustees of the university, not burned outside the "Purple Forbidden Fruit blue-black like an enormous rich blueberry in looks and taste. who also was the donor of the is an improved form of the Wonderberry whiclr remedy. City.** THE SUNBERRY Unsurpassed for eating raw, cooked, canned or preserved in any form. I Introduced exclusively last year and which proved so satisfactory. present Ryerson laboratory at the This great garden fruit is equally valuable in hot, dry, cold or wet climates. "My work as chief bookkeeper in our Having ineinerated the last royal It is greatly superior to the original type, and I alone have genuine seed. Easiest plant in the world to grow, succeeding anywhere and university." SEED20cperpkt. 3 pkts.forSOc 7for$I.OO. Co.'s branch house here is of a very prayer to Jlzo, the god and guardian yielding great masses of rich fruit all summer and fall. The greatest With every packet of seed I send a booklet giving for IOO Recipes boon to the family garden ever known. Leaves and branches are also confining nature. During my coffeedrinking of travelers, Mr. Enos Adams, pro using the fruit, raw, cooked, canned, preserved, jellied, spiced, pickled* used for greens and are superb. 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Aig« whose work confines them to long many great Novelties I am offering this year of which the SUN»~ migration of East Indian cool the "Crime of the Wonderberry." BERRYis the greatest ever known. hours of severe mental exertion." an early experience as a street vender ies to the Island of Trinidad, 2,393 having JOHN LEWIS CHILDS, Floral Park, N. Y. "There's a Reason." of patent medicines, and also endowed landed there last year. There waa Address Look in pkgs. for the little book, with the irresistible pehsuasive P. a return to Calcutta of 726, carrying S. This offer will not appear again. Write for Sunberry seed and Catalogue at once. Do not neglect or delay "The Road to Wellville." quality of a once successful book peddler, PUTNAM FADELESS DYES with them $86,000 in money, besides a Ever read tie above letter A new rolled out clearly to the furthermost large quantity of jewels in which the ome appear* from^ time to time. They fringes of the rabble. coolies invest their savings, in th« are ceaniaei tnier and fall.of hiam patch Jntemt. remittance* ti Snatching off his hat and a year there were also ot red hair, revealing neat Job of a India of about $17,0041 if i"