mm turned out of the window and dropped FARM AND HOUSEHOLD. The Misery of Nothing to Do. the girth against the belly, and distress in dealing with the people, ever been helplessly in the area. During the rest the horse. governed by the maxim that honesty is the of the day wads and strips of soiled paper, W E have taken occasion during the —Composition Cake.—One pound of best policy," and that success makes success See that the horse is kept well shod, a it a S S S A purporting to be copies of the Northern sifted flour, with two teaspoonfuls of heated term to suggest that one of the for it is because some sufferer has obtained with a good stiff sboe, always calked at Star of that morning's issue, were brought cream baking-powder well sifted through relief and cure that that sufferer has best defenses against the discomforts occasioned toe and heel on hind feet, as it is there sent another to me and it is because thousands indignantly to the •face. An admirable it, one pound of sugar, half a pound of by the weather is to keep too where all the propelling power comes have been cured that they have recommended editorial on The Resources of Humboldt butter, half a pint of sweet cream, and busy to think about it. The same suggestion from when heavily loaded. me andraysuperior remedies to other County" which I had constructed one gill of white brandy. Bake in a may be made in reference to protection Keep the feet good an* strong by not thousands of sufferers. In this way I am constantly slow oven. Flavor to taste. Citron or the evening before, and which, I had reason against many other ills beside allowing them to be cut away too much making living advertisements for myself to believe, might have changed the candied lemon improves this cake. those produced by the weather. The general by the blacksmith. and medicines. It is a common thing to whole balance of trade during the ensuing inclination is to think of work as a hear people say that plenty of advertising will as 8-rTjf sK a« The best of judgment should be used —Blowing sands may be gradually year, and left San Francisco bankrupt make a success out of anything, whether it curse, and to long for freedom from it. in loading, taking into consideration the made productive by spreading six inches has any merit or not. Nothing could be farther at her wharves, was in this way lost This is as grand a mistake as ever was condition of the street and the distance thick of straw over them, to remain till from the truth. It is with this delusive to the public.—Bret ffarte, in Scribner's made. There is no ill of the vast brood to be traveled. rotted. Then seed thickly with clover idea actuating them that thousands have to which flesh is heir which is not a Monthly. on the surface, without plowing, and Never overload, for bv so doing you rushed headlong into advertising, only to find worse ill to those who have nothing to only distress, strain and discourage your themselves bankrupt in a little while. Not when the clover has taken hold and becomes do than to any other class. more than one in five hundred who engages Youthful Integrity. horse, and do him more injury than you established pasture sheep upon A large share of the troubles of this in advertising medicines ever makes a financial can possibly gain by carrying the extra the land for two or three years preparatory A FRIEND sends us the following. It world are borrowed. Those which are success out of the undertaking, for the load. to manuring and cultivating it. reminds one of Casabianca, but two reason that a medicine to be successful must expected never come, though the expectation When your load is hard to pull, stop points of difference may be noticed: possess unusual and extraordinary merit. It is makes them about as real and —Sponge Cake Roll.—If the directions often, and give your horse a chance to Casabianca would not take water, but the not enough that it should be a remedy of fair hard to bear as if they did come. Those ,for making this cake are carefully observed Br. J. Walker's California Yinegar breathe. efficacy it must possess superior and wonderful Washington youngster did Casabianca which arc not expected arc the ones there will be no such thing as a No good driver will ever resort to the remedial properties, for if it does not Bitters area purely Vegetable got "blowed up," this one did not. There which do really come. The busy man, failure" in making it. The eggs are those who use xt with the most sanguine expectations cruel practice of whipping or beating preparation, made chiefly from the native is nowadays a good deal of complaint he who ha9 head and hands full, has very not beaten separately, and the quicker will condemn it. They will expect his horse. A light whip may be carried, herbs found on the lower ranges of about the want of obedience to parental little time to peer into the future, except the cake is put together the better it much of it, and it must be equal to the test, or but there is seldom use for it. Much the Sierra Nevadamountainsof Califor* authority on the part of the rising generation, at night-time, and he is too tired and it will prove ruinous to the proprietor. For, will be. Take two teacups of coffee A more can be accomplished by kind treatment especially on the part of the nia, the medicinal properties of which although a great display of advertising will, sleepy to do much of it then. So the sugar, two teacups of sifted flour, two and good judgment. boys. We heard of a case the other day many times, create a considerable immediate are extracted therefrom *ithout the use busy man comes upon his trial, or the large teaspoonfuls of baking-powder Remember the horse is a very intelligent, demand for the article advertised, yet if that which proves that there are noble exceptions of Alcohol. The question is alauMg trials come upon him, without the agony into this break six good-sized eggs beat proud, sensitive, noble animal, the article does not possess real merit the demand to the average boy of the period." daily asked, "What ia the cause of the of anticipation. It is like having a tooth all well together turn into square jelly most useful known to man, and is deserving will be only temporary the fraud will be detected, A young son of one of the principal examiners suddenly and unexpectedly knocked out. unparalleled success of VINEGAR BISTERS?" tins, and bake in a quick oven to light luid the reaction will upset the proprietor of the greatest kindness. i#the Patent Office at Washington This is rather hard for a minute, but is and all his high expectations long before Our answer is, that they remove brown. When done turn out on a molding SELTZER went to pass his school vacation at the cause of disease, and the patient recovers soon over, and is not half as bad as lying he is able to recover the amount of money board and spread thickly with jelly, an uncle's In Kentucky, near the Ohio —Ice Cream.—A cheap ice cream is already expended. With this view of the subject his health. They are the great awake all night with the toothache and roll carefully, and wrap each roll in a River. There was but one restriction on made as follows: One quart of milk, six I have felt warranted in contracting for the dread of the cold steel, and, when blood purifierand a life-giving principle, clean napkin. Can be used for the the scope of the boy's amusement hundreds of thousands of dollars'worth of advertising eggs, one cup of sugar, one teaspoonful morning comes, dragging one's self to the a perfect Renovator and Invigorator table at once. in the newspapers of this and other Horses, dogs, rifles, shot-guns, etc., etc., of corn starch beat the eggs, sugar and dentist's office, and deliberately, though of the system. Never before it the countries, feeling perfectly assured that the were freely allowed as companions of his —Fine and Coarse Hay.—Producers corn starch together, put it in a tin pail, reluctantly, mounting the chair. The merits of my remedies were so great as to insure history of the world has a medicine been amusements but, as his cousins were as are sometimes puzzled to know why city set in a kettle of hot water, stir every busy man, who has no time to borrow a financial success out of such a bold The Great Preserver of Health.—TABKANT'S compounded possessing the remarkable fond of the water as so many ducks, he buyers generally ask for coarse, well-matured few minutes till it boils, and while cooling trouble, gets rid of a large portion of the undertaking. And in this I have not been EFFERVESCENT SELTZER APERIENT can always qualities of YINEOABBITTBBS in heaiingthe hay in preference to the more tender was requested to shun the boat which stir in a teaspoonful of flavoring to be relied upon as a pleasant, mild, speedy and pain he would suffer if he were not busy, disappointed, for my sales have increased sick of every disease man is heir to. They the cousins were wont to use in their and in reality more nutritious kinds. positive cure in all cases of Costiveness, Dyspepsia. every quart of milk then freeze. A firstrate steadily year after year, until they will this year and those troubles which do actually are a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic, aquatic excursions. He promised faithfully, The Live Stock Journal thus enlightens Heartburn Sick Headache, Indigestion, Sour Stomach, ice cream is thus made: To a gallon largely exceed half a million dollars' worth come are not half as hard to bear as they Liver Complaint, Biliousness, Flatulency, Fulness of my medicines. This grand success, I am relieving Congestien or Inflammation of like the dutiful lad he is, and departed them: City men feed hay for a different of cream allow two pounds of loaf sugar. would be if he had long looked for and of Blood, and all Inflammatory Complaints where a certain, could never have been attained had purpose than the farmer. The farmer the Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious rejoicing. A recent letter to his The flavoring must be quite strong, as expected them. gentle, cooling cathartic is required. So says the the medicines not possessed superior and father graphically describes various excursions feeds it for its nutriment and as a principal the freezing destroys it in part, if you Chemist so says the Physician so says the great TyigAflQOQ As with troubles in the future, so with wonderful merits. American Public of the nineteenth century. Heed ye The properties of DR. WAuaa'a and the good times" he had food, while the city man regards wish to give a strawberry or raspberry those which are passed. No greater then, and be not without a bottle in the house. Before The Toledo Blade, in an editorial article, grain as the cheapest food, and only enjoyed, among the very last one in flavor, add sugar to the berries, wash VINEGAR BITTERS are Aperient, Diaphoretic, blessing can be given man or woman life is imperiled, deal judiciously with the sj inptoms. has truly said, alluding to my business, that gives sufficient hay to make bulk in the which the cousins had desired to visit the them and strain the juice. A quart of Remember that the slight internal disorder of to-day Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretio, who has lost friends, property, or whatever "great success is never achieved without Ohio shore. "They went over in the stomach and for the purpose of health. berries will flavor a gallon of cream. If may become an obstinate, incurable disease to-morrow. else it is painful to part with, than merit: An article that holds the field year Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, Sold by all druggists. boat," writes the boy, but I remembered Coarse, well-matured timothy serves the you prefer milk to cream, to a gallon of Anti-Bilio-*' after year, and the sales of which increase and something to do. Not only something, purpose better than the early-cut and your wishes in that respect, and so milk allow ten eggs. Boil half the milk regularly and rapidly, must have absolute but all that can possibly be done something BECDORAX.S & CO. fine grasses. They do not desire such swam the river!" It is understood that merit." beat up the eggs turn the boiling milk which demands constant thought Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, California, the next mail announced to the youngster hay as will tempt the horses to eat too The article continues: "Dr. R. V.Pierce, into them, stirring them all the time and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts., N and labor. And no more prolific source of Buffalo, N. Y., occupies our entire eighth that the embargo upon the boat had been much of it. Straw would answer this S mXL is a a strain it and then add cold milk, the of pain can be found for the afflicted page to-day with his various articles. We purpose if cut and mixed with the grain removed.—Uarper't Magazine. sugar and the flavoring, whatever it may than nothing to do. Such live their admit it because we know the doctor and about as well. But farmers should be be—peach or anything else. troubles over and over again, much as know of his articles. We know him to be a content with this practice of the city customer, Eggs vs. Meat. an ox will spend the hours in chewing regularly-educated physician, whose diploma for it enables them to sell their the cud gathered and swallowed once, hangs on the wall of his office, and we know BLACK CURRANT VINEGAR.—TO four poorest hay for the best price, and to retain that he has assocatcd with him several of the though the ox has the advantage of a WOULD it not be wise to substitute pounds of ripe fruit put three pints of A A N S A elegantly silver-plated. Case the best quality for home consumption." most eminent practitioners in the country. of Type of three alphabets, bottle of Indelible Ink, sweet cud, while troubles lived over are more eggs for meat in our daily diet? vinegar let it stand three days stir occasionally We know that parties consult him by mail and Inking Pad, all inclosed in a neat box, with full bitter. It seems a little hard to brush About one-third of the weight of an egg strain and squeeze the fruit. directions, and sent postpaid to any part of the U. S and in person from all the States in the Union on receipt of 8 1 Don't lose this chance. Agents away the tears and take up promptly the is solid nutriment. This is more than —Accidents from Mowers.—The New Boil ten minutes, and to every pint of every day, and that they are fairly and honestly wanted. Send sfamp for terms, or $1 for sample. Ad old cares and labors after the dead are can be said of meat. There are no bones England Farmer says: Accidents occur juice add one pound of lump sugar. Boil JTANFCCCQ dress H. C. NEWTON. Troy, N. If. dealt with. We k\iow that his medicines S E E E E pretty little chi oinos, doz. laid aside, or after the debris from some and tough pieces that have to be laid every year from the use of mowing machines, twenty minutes. are sold in enormous quantities in good pens and a large story-paper will be sent you for wreck has been cleared away. But aside. A good egg is made up of ten every State in the Union, and very largely in and what might be avoided by the •-*. 15 H. C. NEWTON. Trov, N. H. many foreign countries. Two large, S id E a in will be sent blessed is the man or woman who is compelled parts shell, sixty parts white and thirty exercise of a little prudence and common Receipts for Making Dr. Sageg Catarr I A O postpaid by return mail, and also E O E This grand result has been accomplished to do it. It takes away half the parts yolk. The white of an egg contains sense. It is always a piece of reckless Remedy and Dr. Pierce's COMPANION an excellent family paper, for a year— by two agencies—good, reliable articles—articles all for 4 0 cents. Specimens 3 cents. AGENTS wanted agony of a painful loss. eighty-six per cent, water the yolk fiftytwo carelessness to allow yourself to sit or Golden Medical Discovery. everywhere. Address H. C. NEWTON, Troy, N. H. MWFRS.«5 W O which, once introduced, work easily their per cent. The average weight of an ECONOMY. stand in front of the knife bar when the Not a few of the physical ills to which Something over a year since, a periodical own way—and splendid business management. egg is about two ounces. Practically an horses are attached, and little better to flesh is heir are the result of nothing to issued in Berlin, Prussia, and laying claims to They have succeeded because they ought to egg is animal food and yet there is none handle the knives when the machine is a scipntifir»cliaracter, published what was represented do, or, at least, are made worse thereby. have succeeded." of the disagreeable work of the butcher in gear. In the first case your legs as being the formulae or receipts for In conclusion, I cannot offer abetter refutation It matters little what pain we have, if we Every intelligent person is aware that a large amount necessary to obtain it. The vegetarians making Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy and Dr. are in danger of being sawed off, of the slanderous reports published concerning are not conscious of it, if such an expression of money is wasted and thrown away every year in Pierce's Golden Medical Discover}'. The people of England use eggs freely, and many of and in the other the hands are liable my medicines than to call attention Clothing, Silk, Laces, Kid Gloves, etc., which become maybe allowed. With bodies were left to infer that theso had boen doducted soiled with GREASE, PAINT, TAR, ETC., and are to the testimonials on file in my office, which these men are eighty and ninety years to more or less injury, even if the horses as full of sensations as are those of most laid aside not half worn. There is no longer any excuse from a careful chemical analysis of are open to the inspection of the public. They for this fearful waste, as old, and have been remarkably free from are perfectly gentle. A very slight movement of us, there is plenty to give us uneasiness the medicines, which are rapidly growing in are from all parts of the world, and express illness. A good egg is alive. The shell of the horses in either direction, to \VALV£S & COCKS, if we sit down to think of them. popular favor in that as well as in this and the gratitude of thousands that have been is porous and the oxygen of the air goes nip a mouthful of grass or drive away a Those who have little or no work to busy most other civilized countries. The receipts afflicted with Chronic Catarrh, Lingering through the shell and keeps up a kind of fly, will throw the cutter bar into motion, were evidently invented by those jealous of themselves about have full time to note Coughs, various Blood Diseases affectiug the respiration. An egg soon become stale in and if the fingers or hands are in the way the reputation and large sale which these skin, flesh and bones, severe diseases peculiar W I I I E A I each ache and pain, and to cultivate it, medicines are rapidly acquiring and who arc bad air or in dry air charged with carbonic they are liable to very serious injuries. to females, and many other forms of obstinate All in of Clothing, Silks, a no matter how young and tender, to a pecuniarily interested in endeavoring to check acid. Eggs may be dried and made Keep a good lookout, too, that favorite diseases, and have been cured by the use of full-grown one'. There are hosts of peopie id Gloves Etc. E their sale. So ridiculously preposterous are my Family Medicines after suffering for years to retain their goodness "for a long time, dogs and cats and all kinds of poultry who would feel very badly if they It Removes PAINT, GREASE, TAR, Elc, Instantly, those receipts that medicines compounded and being pronounced incurable by eminent or the shell may be varnished, which excludes arc out of reach of the machine when in only had time to think how they feel. after them could never have gained any reputation physicians. R. V. PIERCE, M. D., And withont the least injury to the finest fabric. the air, when, if kept in a moderate action. And above all things, keep little As it is, they don't know that they have or sale in any country, for they would Proprietor of Dr. Tierce's Family Medicines. Makes Old Cloths Look Like New. temperature, they may be kept good children out of the grass when mowing. be so caustic, poisonous, immediately and positively a headache or backache or any other WORLD'S DISPENSARY, Buffalo, N. Y. Sold by Agents and Druggists. for years. The French people produce It is so much easier to prevent an injury injurious, as in every ease to be promptly kind of ache till they stop work. And more eggs than any other and ship millions condemned by the people on the first trial than to cure one." often it is the case that the ache becomes Address WM. WHEELER & CO., CALIFORNIA'S BIGGEST NUGGET.—How as miserable, dangerous and wicked humbugs. of them to England annually. Fresh 1 0 7 BAN STREET, CLUVKLAKD, OHIO. indignant at waiting so long for recognition Whereas, it is a well-known fact that to a if a pr LADIES, SAVE YOUR MESSES! B^~|Ordcrs filled by W. W. HALLOCK, General eggs are more transparent at the center, and leaves before it is recognized all my medicines enjoy the reputation, konestly cious metals have enriched thousands of old ones on the top. Very old ones are Western Agent. 77 & 7 9 JACKSON ST., CHICAGO. A Model Farmer's Wife. at all. It is a good thing to slight these earned, of being not onlv efficacious, our fellow-citizens and have proved the I FortteMuffl Ilfl "Smith's Instan Dress Elevator." not transparent in either place. In water unwelcome visitors, and it can be done but perfectly mild pleasant and harmless in 1* MHMMMai 9 It loops the main stay of America in times of national Region Wester II I A in which one-tenth of salt has been dissolved, MATILDA FLETCIIEK thus describes a dress in the with the best grace when one is busy. cilects. Notwithstanding, however, that the pecuniary embarrassment. Her mining good eggs sink and indifferent farmer's wife who is not only beautiful ,. a bogus receipts were so ridiculously preposterous If these ills arc courted and petted they industries have given employment to S It ones swim. Bad eggs float in pure water. 1,500,000 Acres R. n. Lands, better nnd cbeaper and wise but possesses several cardinal as scarcely to have been believed come to slay, and finally come to be constant changes the myriads of mechanics and laborers. She than can be had cUevi here. The best Com. Wheat and The best eggs are laid by young, healthy virtues in addition: by the most unscientific, thoughtless Cattle-raising belt in all the West. Price $5 and $6 per "train" into and most uncomfortable companions. is the land of promise to the fortuneseeker. and unsuspecting people, yet, acre. Climate and soil unsurpassed. Pure water, no hens. If they arc properly fed the eggs "The most beautiful woman I have a straight No small share of the sickness of ague, no grasshoppers, no Indians. SKNI FOB A strange and incredible as it may seem, a paper But the Golden State has lately front" walking are better than if they are allowed to cat ever known was a farmer's wife who attended HAND-BOOK. It cohts nothing, and gives maps, full a very large class of people would be of high scientific pretensions, published in dress in* sent us a new treasure. Her last nugget descriptions, prices, terms, mid how to reach the lauds all sorts of food. Eggs are best when to the household duties for a family avoided altogethr if they had some occupation this country, copied the fictitious receipts liee. Addicts IOWA IS. It. LAND CO., is DR WALKER'S CALIFORNIA VINEGAR cooked four minutes. This takes away of four, and also assisted in gardening and" Chicago, Illinois, or Cedar ISapids. Iowa. demanding attention and effort. from the German paper. This they evidently BITTERS. The health-giving principles back again as O N A O N the animal taste that is offensive to some, and the light farm work and yet I Besides having time to think about their did without a moment's reflection, for that a is quickly 1 Can contained in this curative are a more but does so harden the white or yolk as never saw her hands rough and red, and much consideration given by an intelligent symptoms, and thus making them worse be c.ianged precious boon than gold. In all affections AGENTS to make them hard to digest. An egg if mind to the receipts and the properties and never even saw a freckle on her nose. from one by the peculiar influence of the mind of the liver and stomach, remittent ctfects of the mixture that would result from dress to another cooked very hard is difficult of digestion, Impossible! you say how did she manage? over the body, they also have time to and intermittent fevers, rheumatism and in iwo such a compounding of well-known caustic except by those with stout stomachs I never asked her, but she had begin doctoring, which often is the at iunteii. PER MY. and poisonous chemicals and drugs would pulmonary diseases, it may be relied Tbc cut 8hd\V9 the inside oj such eggs should be eaten with bread some envious neighbors who went worst thing that can be done. It is a ELF VATOK flscil They give have condemned them as bogus fabrications, upon. .As a blood depurent and invigornt and masticated very finely. An excellent slouching around with red, scaly hands, perfect satisfaction is the verdict of all serious question whether more diseases sell the O E S E S E W I N MAHINIS and the pretentious publishers of the paper it is unequaled, purifying the circulation who try them. Tney »arc itniny timet* their sandwich can be made with eggs sunburnt faces, and hair matted with where wc are not represented. Iteader" that originally inserted them as either knaves are not created or aggravated by the and infusing new vigor into the you can make liioncj selling the O E SHfTTTLli," co^t in one dress. This Elevator" is the only and brown bread. An egg spread on dust and oil, who let me into the dreadful or fools. On my attention being called to the doses of medicine that people pour down whether jou aic LAPEBlFNCKDin the business one that will let tbc dress down after being debilitated frame. It conquers that most toast is food fit for a king, if kings deserve secret. They informed me with matter, in order that some thoughtless and or not. IfyouviMitobnv a SEWI.NO »1ACIUNB elevated. their throats than are cured or alleviated Tor .anuly use our cijculai swill show you how to unyielding of all complaints—dyspepsia any better food than anybody else, many an ominous shake of the head that over-credulous people might not be decehed PAIITIflM Baware of IMITATIONS, as they sa\e money. Addn4P thereby. Physicians arc most useful —and we know of no other remedy that I lUlUi are WORSE than WORTHLESS. See and misled by seeing such an announcement which is doubtful. Fried eggs are less she was just the proudest minx that ever O N S O N A & CO., CHICAGO. it members of society. They would be thai each is stamped Smith's Instant Dress Elevator." can accomplish this. Its entire freedom in a paper laying claims to a scientific character, wholesome than boiled ones. An egg lived that she actually wore india-rubber more useful if they had the courage to THE EMPTHE CITV PAPEP. COMPACT, of New Price 4 cents each, MAILED FREE. as well as to clear myself of the imputation from alcoholic spirit, which retards and dropped in hot water is not only a oi k, representing the largest mills in lie IT. S.. auts gloves when she used the broom and Wholesale. $30 per proa*. GREAT 0FFEB. brave the displeasure of their patients of being guilty of perpetrating a neutralizes the effect of any medicine, a local agent in c\eiy Town or County, to receive —Two ^levators will be given FREE as a Premium clean and handsome but a delicious morsel. scrubbing-brush, and always when she orders direct from con ^Kp^BSumcrs lor every description by telling them they do not need medicines wicked fraud upon the people, as such announcement^ and which forms the basis of many of to those who subscribe for SMITH'S ILLUSTRATED ofwi itni£! p:i-^^K^ per.envelopes, printed Most people spoil the taste of their worked out-doors that she also had a when such is the case. Medicines, if uncontradicted, would imply, PATTERN BAZAAR" one year, sending note and letter heads, etc. atpncei full//one the pscudo bitters and tonics, doubly enhances eggs by adding pepper and salt. A little bonnet made of oil-silk, completely covering third below store I'ate*. y^k. Lurge coiiiini&ionOne Dollar and Ten Cents. Best and cheapest Fashion too, are useful at proper times and in I, as proprietor and manufacturer of the its value to the sick. Tlic papers paid, and orders (:u^S»«Stathe prices easily obtained. sweet butter is the best dressing. Eggs BOOK in the world. Send stamp for illustrated the head, face and neck, leaving aforesaid celebrated medicines, went before a proper places. The best place for half Agents now at work are doing a tine business of the United State* vie with one another Catalogue. Address P. O Box 5055. magistrate and made oath to the fact that the contain much phosphorus, which is supposed only apertures for seeing and breathing, and absolutely control the trade of their district. For that which people take, however, is in in doing honor to Dr. Walker. We, too, said receipts were utterly false. My affidavit particularsund utfit, address ox 2,592, Ne York. A. BURDETTE 3MITH, 914 Broadway, K.T. to be useful to those who use their thus securing perfect freedom from sun, the slop-bucket or out of the window. ROLLERS was sent to the publishers of the paper into add our voice, and say all honor to the S E US-J S brains much.—Poultry Heview (Eng). wind and dust. Did you ever hear of The man who is too busy to take medicine which the bogus receipts had been copied, and Thompson & Co., J. man whose science and skill have enabled DIEBOLD, such depravity? She also fastened her J. Spjukllng & Co., is often a great gainer thereby, especially in a subsequent issue an editorial notice was him to draw from the vegetable dishcloth to a stick so that she need not The California Wood-Bat. NORRIS & CO. if he will exercise a little common given of my denial. But, notwithstanding J. M. W. Jones, Lakeside Printing Co.. Post and Mail. kingdom such a balsam for human suffering. put her hands in hot water. For the Fireside rieiitl, Staats Zeftunir, Advance, Christian sense and denial in reference to his such correction and denial, made undci Advocate and many otheis. They give entire satisfaction. same reason she accomplished her laundry oath, certain indhiduals who lounge MANUFACTTJBEBS BurglaOF diet and his habits generally. Occupation PKOF. SILLTMAN publishes, in the Casting done on short notice. F.A.bLOAN. Fire anil Proof around and infest our large cities, work with a machine and wringer. Agent, 5 7 East Washington sti cut, Chicago. is the best doctor for people with American Journal of Science and Art, an WIT.TIOFT'S I I I N O A O TV gaining a livelihood by perpetrating And then to sec her in the afternoon interesting extract from a private letter COLLEGE OF LAW little to do. i\u.i.ini.E!—This great Chill Tonic euro's all kinds of catch-penny frauds upon the tricked out in a fashionable white dress, to himself on the habits of the California How it may have been with Adam we Chills without the intervention of doctors and credulous, (were thereby given the hint that, Of the Chicago and Northwestern Universities. Judge with a bright-colored ribbon at her Wood-rat, which seem to be very thievish their bills. No" consulting visits—no prebcriptions do not pretend to say neither will we as my medicines were universally popular, by Henry Booth, Dean. Hon. L) man Trumbull and lion. throat and a rose in her hair, entertaining to be filled—no huge bills, entailing habits indeed. The writer was partial James Ii. Doolittle.Daily Lectin ers. Van Buren Dcnslow theorize upon how it might have been advertising for sale bogus receipts for making Patent Combinatiozi Bank Locks. and Philip Myers, E«q.. Professors. Tuition re in the parlor, as though she was the pecuniary embarrassments, added to loss owner of some property on the Oregon them they could get lots of ignorant people with his descendants if he and his wife duced to tno a year. Lectin os daily lor 36 weeks, ami of health. It is the friend of the poor man, greatest lady in the land, was more than coast, containing a saw-mill which had to bite at their bait. One Frank M. Reed, of Moot Courts. Diploma admits to the Bar. For particulars, had not tasted forbidden fruit but as it because it enables him to earn a living, and ClTaANL address V. B. DE SLOW. Tribune Bldg, Chicago. her patience could endure. And her 139 Eighth street, New York, who publishes OFFICE AND FACTOHY, never been in operation. There was a is, work saves the sons and daughters of HOTEL, of the rich, because it prepares him to enjoy husband! He had such a satisfied expression Love and Courtship Cards," a Fortune CANTON O I O dwelling-house for the hands, in which this ancient pair from many ills they his wealth. This great boon to mankind is Teller and Dream Book," The Mysteries of that it was a perfect aggravation D. S. Covert, on work being discontinued, were stored otherwise would suffer, and, while some cheap, safe and pioinpt. W I I E E O K, I A Love Making," flow to Woo and How to a quantity of stuff, tools, packing for the to ordinary people to look at him. arc overworked and worked to death, «te Co., Proprietors, Ne Oilcans. Win," and various other swindles, sends his engine, six or seven kegs of large spikes He deserved to be happy, because he there are not a few who would be happier, FOK SALE BY ALL DutCOlfeTfj. Market-st., cor. Washington, Chicago, 111. 1 dupes the following in exchange for their Cen'l N. W Agent, in the closets, knives, forks, spoons, etc. encouraged and helped her to cultivate $2.50 PER DAY 200 ROOMS more healthy and live longer if stamps. It is copied from the papers alluded SV State Street, *10 to $1,000 invested in Wall street often A large cooking stove was left in one of beauty in herself, her family and her to and is as follows: "For Dr. Sage's Catarrh they had more to do. Charles Lamb leads to a fortune. Pamohlct with explanations CHICAGO, ILL. OPIUMcuicONbeyEDrt. a E a the rooms. home and I don't know but her success Remedy, take eight grains Carbolic once said, "Th best thing a man can and statistics of Railroads, Stocks, Bonds, J. APPLETO MORPHIN WILSON, HABIT speedily Prop»r. principally belonged to him, because he Acid, seven grains of Camphor, and two and ''This house," he says, was left uninhabited have to do is—nothing. And next to iv.c, with other valuable information, mailed Duck's, only ASTHMA. brought all the new inventions that a half grains of common Salt, the whole to for two years, and being at this, good works, perhaps." But after on receipt of :50 cents. Address Alex. Frothingham known & &ure Remedy. bo colored with a little Prussian blue." This could lighten her labors and all the delicate & Co., Bankers and Brokers, 12 Wall some distance from the little settlement it Popham'g Asthma Specific trying it a year or two he changed his Tf A E makes a powerful caustic mixture as unlike and pretty things she needed to s'r jet, New York. Warranted to relieve any case in was frequently broken into by trdmps tunc and wrote, Overwork is better for treatment until cured. Call on or address Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedv (which is perfectly TEV UINLTtS. adorn her home, and when she was sick $25CataloguesWELCOARANTEED,. who sought a-shelter for the night. than no work."—Terre Haute {Ind.) Mail, BECK, Cincinnati, O. Your Specific lias nbont cured unirritating, mild, soothing and pleasant) as he wouldn't let her touch work until she me, and it has relieved all whom I When I entered this house I was astonished THE popularity of the Elmwood Collar is light is from darkness. As a burnt child •A 5 have e\er heard from." CASSOX was well and strong. Strange as it may well established. Not a word of complaint to see an immense rat's nest on the MOIIISITT, Louisiana, Mo. dreads the fire," if any have been so foolish as ,»,?•i AUCER AND Sold by all Dru^-lsta. $1 pet Wan Lee as a Paper-Carrier. has ever been made against them. If they empty stove. On examining this nest, seem, at such times he actually devoted to have burned their noses sore with this box, by null, postpaid. I in good territory. HIGHEST have not got them at your furnisher's tell caustic compound, thinking that they were TRIAL PACKAGE FREE. which was about five feet in height, and himself to her with as .much care and TESTIMONIALS FROM GOVERNORS them to buy some for you. Address, Inclosing slamn, His next performance, I grieve to say using the same as Dr. Sage's celebrated Catarrh occupied the whole top of the stove (a tenderness as he would if she had been OF IOWA. ARKANSAS AKD DAKOTA x. ropiuai co., free. W. GILES, St. Louis, Mo Remedy, they will,'it is to be hoped, was not attended with equal success! large range), I found the outside to be the most valuable horse on the farm." PHILADELPHIA, PXXK. profit by the lesson thereby taught them and One of our regular paper-carriers fell TUB NORTHWESTERN HORSE-NAIL Co's A A W S I 8 O N Agents Wanted, for the Life and Adventures of composed entirely of spikes, all laid with JCi O I E A Agents wanted Finished Nail is the best in the world. not be so ready next time to bite at every sick, and, at a pinch, Wan Lee was ordered symmetry so as to present the points of for the only new or complete book, including the Care of Team Horses. catch-penny advertising dodge that swindlers full story of all Expeditions into Africa 800 pages, to fill his place. To prevent mistakes the nails outward. In the center of this may offer them. For Dr. Pierce's Golden ii'i'l 100 full page Kneravlnps. Also, for the From facts dictated by himself. The only Trno and he was shown over the route the mass was the nest, composed of finelydivided The Rice Divorce Bait for fraud In ago ii FBOZEX ZONE AND ITS KXPLORKBS," gotten Medical Discovery the bogus receipt reads: .\utlicntic kir* of America's greatest HUNTKIJ. up in same style. Two of the most beautiful mid previous evening, and supplied at about HE Massachusetts Society for the Prevention fibers of the hemp packing. causing great excitement in Boston. It should warn SCOUT and GITDK c\er puMi«tu-rl. Full descriptions Take four drachms purified Honey, fifteen salable books out. Don't fail to see our circul.tis. of Cruelty to Animals presents oi' the Indian tribes of the FAU EST, including tho daylight with the usual number of sub. Interlaced with spikes, we found the young men not to marry in haste. Rice is but 22 his Our terms will please you Address grains extract poisonous Lettuce, thirty MODOC WAIl. thrilling adventures and hairbreadth the following concise rules for the care COLUMBIAN BOOK CO., Chicago. scribers'copies. He returned after an following: About three dozen knives grains of Opium, three and a fourth ounces dilute bride 37. He swears that she made him believe she escapes. Agents ate t.tking from 10 to aOoniersevery $250 of horses: day. £0,00 0 already sold. Illustrated en eulars free hour in good spirits and without the Spirits, three ounces water. Mix." Of the was but his own age. by using Magnolia Balm upon A MONTH—Agents wanted eveiywhere. forks and spoons, all the butcher knives' Address M. A. FAKKFIi & O., Business honorable and fli-ht ridiculous bogus formula I will say, as I did papers. He had delivered them all. he Potatoes or carrots may be given once her face, neck and hands. Poor youth! He probably three in number, a large carving knife 163 and 165 Clark st reet, lucago, III. class. Particulars sent free. Address under oath, not one of the medicinal'or poisonous said. or twice a week to good advantage. JOHN WORTH & CO., fet. Louis, Mo. found her elbows weren't quite BO soft and pretty. fork and steel several large plugs of A E N S W A N E for the E N E N N I A ingredients therein given enters into the See that your horse is kept clean, Ought Hagan to be indicted We know of many similar tobacco. The outside casing of a silver Unfortunately for Wan Lee, at about W 0 Send 2T cents and the address of live perW if A A LlUrjli, rXITEDSTATES. composition of my Golden Medical Discover}/! warm and comfortable, with plenty of in I I sons and receive by mail a Beautiful Chio- cases. This Balm gives a most wonderful pearly watch was disposed of in one part of eight clock indignant subscribers began Showing the era ml results of fir*t 10 0 a And furthermore, I will say that I defy all the mo, size 7 by 9—worth 1.30—and full instructions bedding. and natural complexion, to which we don't object. Wo F.veryhodybujsif. ?100to.?200rt month to Agents. Send the pile, the glass of the same watch in NOTI to arrive at the office. They had received to clear fiO a dav. Address chemists in the world to ascertain, by chemical for circular. 2IEGLEK& M'CUROY,Chicago. like pretty women. To finish the picture they should A piece of rock salt should always be PLUMB & Co., 108 South 8th St., Phila., Pa. another, and the works in still another their copies but how? In the analysis, the composition of any of my left in the manger. use Lyon's Eathairon upon the hair. With pearly an old purse containing some silver, TEASprices—largestt Family Medicines, as they cannot be analvzcd —The choices In the world.—Importers' form of hard-pressed cannon balls, delivered Wt Hi NICHOLS A C0i9 N Y., maim-' chin, rosy cheeks, and soft, luxurious tresses, they become See that the harness is kept soft and company in America—sta- "t matches and tobacco nearly all the so as to determine their ingredients, many of by a single shot and a mere tour de facturersand dealers in Needles, etc., for all Sewing irresistible. clean, particularly the inside of the collar, which are new in medicine and, like nearly evcnr6ody—Trade small tools from the tool closets, among I 1 article —pleases force through the glass of bed-room windows. Machines. AVillsendl doz. needles for any sewing machine continually increasing—Agents wanted everywhere— all vegetable extracts, there are no them several large augers. Altogether, which ought always to be smooth, as to any P. O. address ou receipt of 50c. Try them. They had received them full in oest inducements—don't waste time—send for Circular known reagents or chemical tests by a a ad a and nearly broke the perspiration, when dry, causes irritation, it was a very curious mixture of different 5£9 E A Commif sion or 3 0 a week Falvp^d*J the face, like a base ball, if they happened to KoDBBT WELLS.. 43 Vesey St., N. Y., P. O. Box 12S7. which their presence can be determined. his neck. Pat picked him up, rubbed him with Mexican ary, and expenses. W oflt it and will a articles, all of which must have been and is liable to produce galls on FIVE MYSTERIOUS PICTURES' to be up and stirring they had received If any further proof is wanted U. A G.\VcM»ert!fcCo..Mtarion.O. Mustang Liniment, and sent him on by the next the shoulder. transported some distance, as they were them in quarter sheets, tucked in to satisfy any person that the receipt given MO train. Fa, bruises, cuts, contusions, lameness and Qucerly Concealed Beauties. Strange Devices originally stored in different parts of the Bes ever The collar should fit closely, with N E Mnkliiff Employment Best at separate windows they had found above is utterly false let that person have the Puzzling Problems. FREE TO ALL. Iddr^wUh such accidents are cgnstantly occurring. There is offered. Address M. N. LoVKLL Eric. Pit. house. space enough at the bottom to admit a stamp. ADAMS & CO.. 4 Pearl street. BostonT^ mixture as given compounded, and not only them in the chimney, pinned against the nothing so sure, safe, cheap and convenient as the celebrated man's hand. If too large it has the bad will it be seen to be entirely unlike my Discovery door, shot through attic windows, delivcredin Mustang Liniment. It costs but 50 cent* and "The ingenuity and skill displayed in effect of drawing the shoulders together. in appearance, but if a further test is long slips through convenient $1.00 per bottle, and no Family or owner of Horses the construction of this nest, and the wanted, by taking a dose of it, it will be found On no consideration should a team or keyholes, stuffed into ventilators, and occupying should be without it. There is no flesh, bone or muscle curious taste for articles of iron, many to produce drowsiness and stupor, whereas any work horse be compelled to wear a ADVERTISERS the same can with the morning's I Am. Newspaper Union repre- my Discovery, in ever so large doses, produces ailment upon man or animal, like Rheumatism, of them heavy, for component parts, Livingstone Is Dead martingale, as it draws the head down, sents over 1,900 papers, divided into 7 subdivisions. milk. One subscriber, who waited for no such effect. Others, located in different Bruises, Spavin and Lameness, which it will not alleviate struck me with surprise. The articles of Send 3-cont stamp for Map showing location and prevents him from getting into an some time at the office door to have a cities and engaged in advertising for of papers, with combined and separate lists, or cure. Why will you suffer? Beware of counterfeits. For 3 0 ycivr* have intently watched his »lue were, I think, stolen from the men easy and natural position. personal interview with Wan Lee (then sale bogus receipts for making my medicines, giving OHfmatCB for coot of advertising. Address PERI LOUS yet HKEOio s'lr.rooi-KS and GRAND TRIWi'IlS: It is wrapped In a steel-plate engraving, who had broken into the house for temporary and now they eagerly desire the The check-rein may be used, but only send those that bite at their bait other and comfortably locked in my bed-room), S. P. SANBORN. 114 Monroe street, Chicago, 111. signed G. W. Westbrook, Chemist." Jjlfc-Hislor of tins vorUlrenoicneA TIJEKO and lodging. I have preserved a sketch tight enough to keep the head in a natural various ridiculous formula One sent out by BENEFACTOR, which unfolds also the CURIOSITIES told me, with tears of rage in his eyes, INSTANT RELIEF and A 1 of this iron-clad nest, which I think and WEALTH of a WILI and wojttKKFUV country a villainous knave, located in Chicago, gives position, and it should never be O Everjrbodjr'slTongue.—Euloglumsofthc a a re for he A S A that he had been awakened at five o'clock publiMi I hT TII vr HISTORY from his BTKTH to unique in natural history." the chief ingredient of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Inunerliat« relief guaranteed by usingmy Asthma rem. wound around the hames. great National Regenerator of Health, PLANTATION hisitvniAL. Foiorenriii. 2,moagents wa7iled nnicMy. by a most hideous yelling below his windows edy. Jsunercdl2yenrs.notljiiiffdown for weeksata One agent sold lR4^.s« xutdai/s another, IDG first Remedy as being Blue Vitriol, which is only BITTKES, are on everybody's tongue. This gratuitous See that the hames are buckled tight Uino.uutam now KNTIKKLV CLHKI. Sent by wail on tccek. For narticuhus ariVlicss I. A. AV. I5LACJ».IJ'DKJ,libUriswold that on rising in great agitation, —During the month of March there equaled in absurdity by another issued by receipt of pi i«e. S per box. Ask your J)niggi3t for viva voce advertising is better than all tho paid-for btrcet, Detroit. Mich. enough at the top to bring the draft-iron he was startled by the sudden appearance it. CHAij. ii. nuRST. lioclicster, Reaver Co.. Fa. parties In Philadelphia who say that the ingredients were sold by two railroads only in the puffing to which the owners of bogus bitters are To Millers and EngineOwners. near the center of the collar. If too low, of the Nort7iern Star, rolled hard composing Dr. Sage's Catarrh States of Iowa and Nebraska 19,000 acres ohligt-ri to lesorf. II h.is spontaneous heartiness Every description of Tents for pa^a it not only interferes witli the action of Remedy are "burnt Alum, white Vitriol, and bent in the form of a boomerang or Hunters, Photographers, Fairs, 2 of land to actual settlers, for the sum of about it which oainos conviction to tho mind of I lie To nearly double^our steam power and save fuel the shoulder, but gives the collar an uneven Sugar of Lead, and PrusMate of Iron," and Shows and ornamental purposes. C=^3 also, address J. F. TALLANT, Burlington. Iowa. East India club, that sailed into the window, $134,000. The total sales of the Union auditor. bearing. Mexican sea-grass hammocks. '—s~ that my Golden Medical Discovery is simply described a number of fiendish circles a Pacific and Burlington & Missouri up to Flags, Banners, etc. Send for cir- —J *ki\ 2 $ 9 A 7 Terms Free. Addresa Sirup and tincture of Ginger." In refutation P»? ?P5 faBQ. frnxBOK & Co., Portland, Matne. Caution should be taken that the girth Vf ASTHMA can be cured. See Hurst's advertisement in the room, knocked over the light cnlar. G. F. FOSTKK, Sox & Co., 4 3 April 1 were 880,292 acres, for the sum of all the various and ridiculous bogus Market-st., Chicago. Tents to hire. 9 is not buckled too tight, particularly on slapped the baby's face, took" him (the of $5,799,204, mostly within the short A.N. K. receipts for making my medicines that have 4 2 Z. DubuqueChessJournal string teams, for when the traces are AGweeNkTr subscriber) "in the jaw," and then re- space of three years. ever been or may hereafter be published and E S W A N E Men or Women. 134 a THIS PAPER Vrlnted with Ink manttlaattiTed fcv straightened it has the tendency to draw $100 forfeited. The Secret Free. Write circulated, I would say that I have, A E S S O O S or S a at once to COWEN& CO., Eighth street. New York 6 a W a It-TCWcSpo AddresaO.A-BKOWNSON.Jiu, Dubuque, Iowa, For sale by A. K. a latkrrn t.Chicago