Western advance (Worthington, Minn.) 1872-1874
May 30, 1874 · Page 3 of 4
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^»)rf*'irus*!.*w-»aw-«*w*^-t #•*•*&$&&&*MV**lfr*vt+ a—-as MM Are you going to Paint? «Hazing" Sererely Punished. was denied she would not unmask until FARM AND HOUSEHOLD. HOUSEHOLD A A GOLD.—Perhaps In "Why W Yo Smffer* the knot was tied, but generously accorded the whole category of diseases to which humanity PANACEA him an hour's grace to turn the matter —It is said that one or two geranium A COBBESPONDENT, writing to a New is susceptible, the cough is most neglected To all persons suffering York paper of hazing at the Naval Academy, in his mind. His friend advised him, as leaves, bruised, bound upon a cut or in its early stage. A simple court Is from Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Annapolis, says: he could lose nothing, to take the lady abrasion, will heal it at once. generally regarded as a temporary affliction— unpleasant, and nothing more: but to those FAMILY THE BEST IN TEE WOULD IS THE One day, about two months ago, when and the three went off in her gilded coach Cramps In the limbs or stomach, —The Mural Messenger says a correspondent who have paid dearly for experience, it is the to church, were the lady gay and her attorney a certain member of the third class was checked pear blight by digging Bilious Colic, Pain in the signal for attack for the most fearful of all LINIMENT. Superintendent of one of the floors, a well were made one without delay— Chemical Paint. down to the roots of his trees and throwing diseases—Consumption. A cough will lead to back, bowels or side, we would developed plebeian came along the entry a quantity of sorap iron and covering Though sweet, pretty Cupids bover'd consumption—If not checked—so sure as the whistling. At the sight of his superior Hound her eyes, her face wucover'd allover. say THE HOUSEHOLD PIXACXA rivulet leads to the river, yet it is an easy With a mask—he took her thus, officer he ceased, as he was in duty bound. eJai?m?rt? a met by the properremedy. —Snow, or Bride's, Cake.—A pound Just for better or for worse. •AND FAMILY LINIMENT IS of all The Superintendent, with an insolent desire Allen Lung Balsam isthe great coughremedy HOUSEHOLD each of flour and sugar, half a pound of others the remedy you want He did not repent the leap in the dark of displaying his authority over a of the age, and it has earned its reputation by butter, and the whites of sixteen eggs when he found his summer morning's adventure merit alone. Sold by all good druggists. PANACEA fellow larger than himself, ordered him for internal and external use. beaten to a stiff froth. Flavor it with PURES W I I A S AXmtm CO&OR8, 4 had brought beauty, honor, to do it again.' The plebe, well knowing rose. It has cured the above complaints Ann riches, store but, taking his place among WILHOFT'S TONIC!—A SAFK, SORB AND that he would be bpotted' for compliance, X£i^&u -*sady for use, and sold by the Gallon. SCIENTIFIC CUBEt—The unprecedented sale in thousands of cases. the gentry of the country, lived happy —A well-known physician says that he FAMILY remained silent whereupon the of this world-renowned medicine proves incontestibly ever afterward. The hero of this romance considers the following prescription for temporary official declared that if he There is no mistake about it. that no remedy has superseded the It has been thoroughly tested by Chemists, and over 150,000 owners of residences was, in 1714, High Sheriff of Berkshire. LINIMENT. purifying the blood as the best he has would not obey he should be made to do useof this reliable Tonic. No Bpleen has been Try It. Sold by all Druggists. throughout the United States for the last six years, and pronounced by them to te overused: One ounce of yellow dock, so. Nothing, however, could be done at found so hard as not to yield to its softening Not in such warlike fashion did Margaret one-half ounce of horse radish, one quart that moment, so the youngster was allowed influence?- and no liver so hypertrophied as the most durable paint known. Charlton attack Richard Baxter. of hard cider. Dose, one wine-glassful not to give up its long-retained bilious secretions, to go his way. That night nineteen Sample Cards and Price List mailed free on application to 7,* and no Chill or Fever has yet refused She sought to attain the end by negotiation four times a day. third-class men entered his room and wr Ceo. VT. Pitkin, 85 and. 87 Market St, Chicago, His. +*.\MJ »w. s*»rj a ft to fall into line. WHEELOCK, FINLAY & Co., and never was a bachelor of fortyfive passed him round that is, they formed —Cranberry Marmalade.—Sweet and Proprietors, New Orleans. more astonished than that worthy a ring into which the offender was dragged insipid apples and those which are past BUY J. & P. COATS' BUCK THREAD for Yonr MACHTHK FOK SALE BT ALL, DRUGGISTS. minister when Margaret's ambassadress and pushed violently from one to another, their prime and need to be cut up on account opened her mind to him. He was destined always falling against two or three of decay may be made very acceptable THE N E W PANACEA.—Modern science to an additional shock. While he strong hands that pushed him back again WE by stewing and mixing with having demonstrated that alcohol is -2.-.O. was vehemently declaring the idea preposterous, (. before he had time to take breath, and stewed cranberries in the proportions, say, "neither food nor physic," but, on the Margaret was listening at the thus he was buffeted from side to side by of one part cranberries to two parts apple. contrary, a species of poison, the introduction nineteen pairs of muscular arms until study door, and, losing all self-control, Not quite so much sugar will be required of a potent tonic which is entirely burst into the room, threw herself at her this great stalwart lad, nearly six feet tall, as for the cranberries alone, unless the And Our free from it is certainly a subject for congratulation. idol's feet, crying, "Dear Mr. Baxter, fainted from exhaustion. The hazers apples are sour. Strain through a colander, DR WALKER'S VINEGAR I protest with a sincere heart that then departed, climbing out of the mix evenly and serve at any meal BITTERS is a medicine which may be fairly windows and sliding down the post I do not make a tender of myself to you —A bushel of wheat in New York, Ohio, characterized as an unobjectionable specific NEIGHBORS" upon any worldly or carnal account but VE° ovists oEsTs* of the veranda. The first class man Pennsylvania, Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, for many distressing and dangerous to have a more perfect converse with so who was on duty that night caught Illinois, Michigan, Massachusetts, Kentucky, diseases. C" ft Q* •».• v* 2 t» holy and prudent a yoke-fellow to assist HJ, a glimpse of these forms descending in New Jersey, Vermont, Missouri Temperance organizations, heretofore me on my way to heaven, and to keep me a suspicious manner, and, having is the latest and raciest "work by and Canada is sixty pounds. In Connecticut in favor of permitting the sale of alcohol steadfast"in my perseverance which I design taken an observation of the window from it is fifty-six pounds. Rye is Harriet Beecher Stowe, for medical purposes, are of opinion that to God's glory and my soul's good!" whence they came, went to the unlucky fifty-six pounds to the bushel in all the VINEGAR BITTERS possesses all the efficacy Margaret Charlton was very pretty Baxter plebe's room and found him insensible. Author of Uncle Tom's Cabin," The States named but Illinois, where it is as an invigorant that has ever been was mortal and succumbed. He was resuscitated and questioned at Minister's Wooing," "My Wife and I," fifty-four. Corn is fifty-six pounds to the even claimed for spirituous stimulants, n£ P3- ^,~,2 3 ft first he was unwilling to tell any tales, but It were hardly fair to reckon pretty bushel in all the States named but Newand and other powerful stories, each the literary on this account, as well as because of after a thorough investigation the truth Elizabeth Simpson among proposing S»o ft Q.gtt^O York, where it is fifty-eight, and Missouri, the singular success which has attended sensation of its period and this story was ascertained, and the matter was laid ladies, although answering Mr. Inchbald's where it is fifty-two. Barley is its use in dyspepsia, liver complaint, disorders promises a like genuine and wholesome before the Government, who at once suggestion that he would marry forty-eight pounds to the bushel in New of the bowels, nervous diseases, sensation. It bears directly on social adopted most decisive measures. The with Who would marry me?" was tantamount VINEGAR BITTERS York, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, general debility and all maladies growing W I whole third class was quarantined from to seeking the reply, I will, if topics of interest, embracing the romance Michigan, Kentucky, New Jersey and out of intemperance, they warmly recommend the beginning of April to the end of the you will have me." The actor was not of youthful companionships, the brightness Canada. In Pennsylvania it is fortyseven Dr. Walker's California Vinegar it as a restorative and alterative of year that is, for two months and a hal so unready as Dean Ramsay's Scotch of happy home-life, the spicy complications in Illinois forty four in Massachusetts The Long-contested Suit of the Bitter area purely Vegetable surpassing excellence. 43 they have not a moment's recreation. All beadle, who could hit upon no better FLOllENCB SEW1NU MACHINE CO. of neighborhood associations, and Vermont forty-six. preparation, made chiefly from the native against tbebmger, Wheeler A Wilson, their hours of pleasure are forieited. way of popping the question than by taking and such follies and profound domestic ana rover a Baker Companies, involving over herbs found on the lower ranges oi —A Good Fertilizer.—Take 1,000 While the other classes are playing football MOHE than a thousand Physicians recommend the object of his affections to the S 2 SO, OOO. the Sierra Nevada mountains of California, miseries as have led to the widespread pounds of good mold, sieve and screen it the National Surgical Institute of Indianapolis, or taking the young ladies out to churchyard gate and saying: Mary, my Is finally decided by the Indiana, and direct their patients there the medicinal properties of which Temperance movement of the day. to get the gravel out, and make it as fine Supreme Court ofthe United States row the boys of'76 are working away at folk lie there would you like to lie for treatment, for Physicians in general practice are extracted therefrom without the use as possible then spread on a floor, add In favor of tho O E N E which alone has extra drills when the others have half an there, Mary?" Being, like Barkis, willing, Mrs. STOWE is now in the prime of that have not the apparatus, appliances and Broken the Monopoly of High Prices. of Alcohol. The question is almost 100 pounds sulphate ammonia, 100 pounds hour's leisure to go to the library or run Mary was as indifferent as to how the genius which wrote Uncle Tom," ripened facilities to do them justice. This Institution, THE NEW~Fi.ORENCE common salt, and mix with a rake when daily asked, "What is the cause of the into a friend's room they are prisoners in question was put as the Galloway girl, with $500,000 capital stock, treats thousands by years of study and observation. Her Is the OHIiY machine tltat sews backward thoroughly mixed add twenty five pounds their own apartments. The nineteen who who, when her uncouth swain carelessly unparalleled success of VINEGAR I of cases of Paralysis, Diseased and Deformed and forward, or to right and left, novels are immensely popular, "Uncle of pearl ash and twenty-two pounds sulphate Joints, Crooked Legs and Feet, Piles, Fistula, TERS?" Our answer is. that they rem«ve were engaged in the affair just mentioned, remarked: "I think I'll marry thee, Simplest— Cheapest—Best. Tom's Cabin" alone out-selling by hundreds of soda mix well then add 400Catarrh and Chronic Diseases. Address the in addition to being quarantined, the cause of disease, and the patient recovers Jean," responded: "Man Jock, I would SOLO FOB CASH ONLY. SPECIAL TEBMS TO of thousands any edition of any Institute for circular. CLUBS and DKA1.EKS. pounds ground bone, twenty-five pounds are ordered on the practice cruise this his health. Tbey are the great be muckle obliged to ye it ye would."— April, 1874. Florence, Mass. original work ever published—save the best Peruvian guano, and 150 pounds summer losing thereby the only leave of AV the Year Bound. blood purifier and a life-giving principle, FACTORIES and machine shops should not ground plaster. Mix the whole thoroughly, Bible. Her book two years ago, "My absence that they have during the whole a perfect Renovator and lnvigoratot be allowed to run a day without Johnson's throw in a pile for forty-eight hours, and four years of their academic course—the Wife and I" outsold every contemporary. of the system. Never before in the Anodyne Liniment. In case of a sudden accident, Exhibiting and Selling Farm Prod- it isfitfor use. If it is to be used for one visit home to which so many toasts Such a pure and ennobling story as We history of the world has a medicine been an immediate use of it may save weeks potatoes in districts where potato bugs have been drank and so many songs sung, nets* of suffering, and perhaps a limb, or even life. compounded possessing the remarkable and Our Neighbors" should be read in are numerous, five gallons sulphuric acid which is 'ooked forward to and looked every home. This attractive Serial is qualities of VINEGAR BITTERS in healing the may be sprinkled over the mass. The back upon from the time they enter the THE idea of holding yearly fairs for THK NORTHWESTERN HORSE-NAIL CO.'S sick of every disease man is heir to. They just beginning exclusively in the caution is added that the acid must not Finished Nail is the best in the world academy until the time they leave it." Weekly Family Newspaper, the exhibition and sale of particular are a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic, be used in a confined place, as the fumes farm products has long been recognized relieving Congestion or Inflammation of are injurious to health, and that if it is Thirty Years* Experience of an Old as of great importance. Of late years it THE CHRISTIAN UNION, the Liver ana Visceral Organs, in Bilious Popping the Question. spilled on the floor water must be thrown Nurse. has been acted upon in various parts of Sandwich Manufacturing Co., Diseases. on it, as the mixture generates great heat. the country for the sale of animals, dairy Mas. WrssLOw's SOOTHING STRTTP is the prescription POPPING the question has always been The properties of DR. WAXKBR'S —Scientific American. of one of the best Female Physicians and Nurses products, and occasionally for the sale of HENRY WARD BEECHER, SANDWICH, DE KALB CO ILLINOIS. a matter of considerable importance VINEGABBITTEBS are Aperient, Diaphoretic, in the United States, and has been used for thirty ADAMS' PATENT SELF-FEEDING wool. In England the regular exhibition EDITOR. POWE CORN SHELLERS (popularly kuown among lovers. Swift, who had no more years with never-failing safety and success by millions Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, and sale of products at markets and Care of Farmers' Boots and Shoes, as the "Sandwich Shelters'*), varying in size and capacity tenderness than one of his own Yahoos, of mothers and children, from the feeble infant Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, In religious matters this paper is Evangelical to suit all wants. a Ilorse-Powcrg. fairs for barter and sale have given place, of one week old to the adult. It corrects acidity of and Anti-Bilioua. Hand Corn-Shelters, Sole manufacturers of indite 1 the most brutal proposal we know and Unsectarian in political affairs, so far as live stock is concerned, to the A farmer who has been accustomed to the stomach, relieves wind colic, regulates the bowels, of. Tired of his shillyshallying. Miss the celebrated COR N I N I A O MCDONALD & co. independent and outspoken. It contains and gives rest, health, and comfort to mother and wear thick boots for more than forty plan of selling by auction, either with or Descriptive Circulars, fully illustrated, mailed free Drngpists andGen. Agts., San Francisco, California, Waryng seems to have insisted upon his child. We believe it to be the Best and Surest Remedy to any address. J. P. ADAMS, Secretary. the best articles, and both short and without a reserve price, and this system years past says: Before wearing the and cor. of 'Washington and Charlton Sts., N. Y. speaking out, and Swift spoke out with a in the World in all cases of DYSENTERY and IOWAANDNEBRASKA Sold by all Druggists and Dealers* serial stories, from the foremost writers of selling at auction sales is gradually extending boots give the bottoms a good coating of vengeance. After professing he is too DIARRHCEA IN CHILDREN, whether it arises from to other farm products as well as tallow or coal tar, and dry it in then oil it aims to maintain the highest standard just to stand in the way of her accepting Teething or from any other cause. Full directions the uppers" with castor oil, about one stock. for using will accompany each bottle. None Genuine R4/£, a more advantageous offer, he says he in Religion, Literature, Poetry, Art, Music, unless the fac-slmlle of CURTIS & PERKINS is on tablespoonful to each boot then oil them One of the advantages of this plan is MILLIONS OF ACKES OF THE BEST LAND in must ask her a lew questions—questions Science, News, Politics, Household and the outside wrapper. the West for sale on Ten Ycurs' Credit, nt 6 twice a week with the castor oil, when he had long since resolved to ask of the that it places the seller and buyer more Scr cent. Interest, by the Burlington & Missouri Family Affairs, with Stories, Rhymes, one teaspoonful will be sufficient. If Iver Itaihoad Company. SELTZER woman with whom he meant to spend his equally on a par than perhaps any other SOLD BT ALL MSMCIXX DKALBBS. Puzzles for the Children, etc. Nothing is the weather should be rainy, or you are life: Areyou in a condition to manage for, as a rule, the farmer is not so complete NO A E N S REQUIRE spared to make it a COMPLETE Newspaper compelled to work in water during the domestic affairs with an income of less a judge of the commodity sold as is Children Often lioolc Pale and Sick except interest till fifth year. Kioh Soil, warm for tlie Family, pure, attractive, wideawake, than £300 a year? Have you such an inclination day, wash your boots clean at night, hold the buyer. The reason is obvious: the Climate, long Seasons, low Taxes and free From no other cause than havingworms in the stomach. Education. Fr«e Fare and Lo Freights to my person and honor as to them by the fire until quite warm, and oil and up with the times—a journal buyer has but to study the points of excellence on household goods to those who them while wet, and you will have no comply with my desires and way of living, of the finished article, while the interesting to every one in the household, BROWN'S VERMIFUGE COMFITS and endeavor to make us both as happy trouble about your boots getting hard and farmer must keep himself posted as to a will destroy Worms without injury to the child,being For circulars ami Maps, with full particulars, address young or old. It is as you can Will you be ready to pngage shrinking up so that you cannot get them Of the Multitudes whose avocations restrict variety of matters pertaining to the com perfectly WHITE, and free from all coloring 01 other GEO. S. HARRIS, them to a sitting posture, more than two-thirds suffer in those methods I shall direct for the improvement injurious ingredients usually used in worm preparations. Land Commissioner, Burlington. low a. on. If the leather should become red A MARVEL OF CHEAPNESS. modity in its various stages. A case in from Constipation. So they not know that an occasional resort to of your mind, so as to make give a coat of ordinary shoe blacking before point: It is well known that a butcher is TARRANT'S SELTZER APERIENT CURTIS & BROWN, Proprietors, us entertaining company for each other, For less than one cent a day, it Rives oiling. The effect of castor oil is to a far more critical judge of what the animal wonul prevent all their misery Its regulating properties PRINTING PRESSES. No. 215 Fulton btrcet, Now York. every week reading matter enough to nil without beiag miserable, when we are are unparalleled. For sale by all dealers in soften the leather, while it fills the pores will be inside than the stock-raiser, medicines. neither visiting nor visited? Can youand an ordinary §1.25 book of over 300 pages and prevents the water from entering. I Sold b// Druggists and Chemists, and Dealers in also i9 abetter judge of the weight The Best Ve Indented. "THE THRESHER OFTHE PERIOD/ bend your love, esteem and indifference have stood in mud and water two or three Medicines, at TXSKNTI FIVF CFNTS 1E01 For Amateur or Business Pur- of the animal. These experts, therefore, and in a year 52 such volumes, i. e., $65.00 5ob oses, ana unsurpassed for general to others the same way as I do mine? inches deep for ten hours a day for a have a great advantage over worth of matter! To each is thus Printing. GODEY.—The illustrations in the June Have you so much good nature as to endeavor week without feeling any dampness or not only those selling, but, also, over Over 10,000 I ITae. PRESENTED number are fully up to the standard of this magazine, by soft words to smooth any rugged BFNJ. O WOODS.'Manufactnrer having any difficulty in getting my boots those other butchers who are not so well and the literary contents are also of the and Dealer in every description of humor occasioned by the cross incidents A COMPLETE LIBRARY. on or off. Of course, if they are kept constantly posted. When the stock is sold at auction PRINTING MATERIAL. usual excellence. A new story, by Marion Harland—"Mrs. of life? Shall the place wherein your ,349 Federal and 1.V4 Kneeland wet they must be oiled every the expert shave not so great an advantage, Hillier's Queer Whim"—is begun in streets, Boston. husband is thrown be more welcome than Its form, 24 pages, large 4to, pasted and night. Some may think that castor oil this number, and will be finished in the next. for the more indifferent judges can then AGKNTS: courts and cities without him? Surely E MacKusick. 6 Murray st, New is too expensive, but as so little is required The June number completes the eighty-eighth trimmed, commends it to all. take advantage of the better ones through York: Kelley, Howell & Ludwig, 917 Markct-st., never was a lady so catechised by a suitor volume and forty-fourth year of this deservedly each time the cost is trifling. the bidding. It will pay them to advance The well-earned popularity of this paper Philadelphia, S. Rounds, 175 Monroe-st., Chicago. for her hand. When Jane Waryng felt able successful publication. Many extra good things iVSend for illustrated Catalogue. Fifty cents, or less, will furnish a sufficient a little after the experts have ceased is now such that of its class it has the SAFES are promised for the July number. An excellent to answer every question in the affirmative, quantity to last as long as an ordinary to bid. story, by Caroline Orme, entitled "Country then, and not till then, her lover says Largest Circulation in the World, pair of boots, and they will wear Homes in New England a Century Since," will be Why could not these sale-days be more I shall be blessed to have you in my arms, much longer when the oil is used than commenced, to run through five or six numbers generally established? It would be very without regarding whether your person and readers by hundreds of thousands. In addition to the other attractions will be given with anything I ever tried. When boots easy to do so at the county and district be beautiful or your fortune large. Cleanliness another of those handsome chromo illustrations. An Illustrated Number, are exposed to mud and wet several hours in the first and competency in the fairgrounds that are now scattered all Published by L. A. GODEY, Philadelphia, Pa at a day a coat of shellac varnish applied containing the opening chapters of Mrs. second is all I look for!" This unique over the country. Take the article of $3 00 per year four copies $10.00, and a beautiful after the leather is oiled will exclude the Stowe's admirable story, will be This is the famous "VIBRATOR" THRESHER, wool, for instance. The fleeces are now chromo to each subscriber. epistle ends: I single you out at first which has created such a ie\ olulion in the trade water better than any other material.— SENT FREE from the rest of women, and I expect not sent to commission houses, where they are and become so FULLY ESTABLISHED as the Cor. N. Y. Herald. rJT* Asi-riMA can be cured. See Hurst's advertise to be used like a common lover." Swift sorted. We have heard of instances wheie "leading Threi-her" of this iv and generation More than seven thousand \mn liasers and ninety to every new and renewing Subscriber. was evidently enough a very uncommon the superior fleeces, as, for instance, those thousand gram raisers pioiwunr-e these machines MOCKING-BIRDS can Imitate human actions If you are not already a Subscriber, one. that will do for combing, are sorted out. ENTIKKl UNEQUALL1 L) lor glULU SUVlllg, tune W1pleaaWRITINu HEM TO ADVERTISERS, as well as human voices, it seems. send at once and secure it under these The merchant takes these to himself at say yo in the Advertlaeiuent savin?, and monev »kin?r. LIBERAL TERMS. A Macon (6a.) paper says that two pets In this paper. Four alzes made viz 24-Inch, 28* the price per pound at which the whole There is a world of difference between Inch, 32-Uu-li, and 36-inch Cylinders, of this stripe got jealous of each other and was sold, and pockets a very pretty percentage the love making of morbid, self-loving it 6, 8, 10 and 12-Horse ''mounted The paper may be had either with or without undertook to fight it out in desperate over and above the legitimate THE FAVORITEJ O E REMEDIES. Swift and that of cheery-hearted Richard A Iso Separators alone'» ex* the attractive premiums offered. viz., tho fashion. One of them, getting enough of preKsly for Steam a Improved commissions. Suppose a week was fixed Steele the raven's croak and the lark's CHRISTIAN UNION, O A E STEAM ENGINES for it, sang out, Quit, quit," and followed PERRY DAVIS' after shearing time tor the wool or their song are not more unlike. The Christian Steam machines One Year, only $3.00. this up by crying Police, police." And, samples to be exhibited. If properly advertised hero made love like a lover and a gentleman. All persons intending: to buy Threshing Ma PAIN-KILLEK oddly enough, there was a policeman it would draw buyers from all chines, or Separators "alone," «r Horse Powers He never dreamed of plying his within hearing who came up and stopped Or, with premium pair French Oleographs, "alone," as. veil as (,RAIN llUSERS AND FARM sections. The wool could be graded by mistress with doubting question upon ER8 vho want their pram thieshed, ba^edand Our Boys," (size, 11 13% the fight. experts, the parties owning it agreeing to question. Believing his Prue to be as cleaned tothe best ad^antase, aic in\ ite! to send inches each,) charming: in design and sell with or without a limit of price, and for our new forlv page Illustrated Punphlei AND execution, mounted, sized, varnished, beautiful, witty, prudent aid goodhumored HALL'SSAFE&LOCKCO. and Circuliis (setafree) pixingfull paitnuliraboutthe-c ready for framing', Delivered Free... S3.30 each would receive value according to the A FIVE weeks' Normal School for Pian as a woman could be, Steele was Improved u'lunes and other mfor Or, with large premium French Oil Chromo, andamount put in. If it were decided to ists and Organists will begin atEvanston, contented to know she loved him mation valuable farineis aud tlne&licrincn LUNG BALSAM! "The Lord is Risen," a beautiful 111., July 8, ottering superior advantages. Address, hold these sales, there is ample room and Cross and Flower-piece, which sells took the rest upon trust. Instead of CHICAGO.ILL. NICHOLS, SHEPARD & CO in art stores for $5.00, (size, U% 16% suitable buildings on every fair-ground. Full particulars can be had by addressing saving I shall die for you, I profess I inches,) mounted, sized, varnished, Battle Creek, Mteh If sold, the money is paid over to the W. S. B. Matthews, Chicago, 111. should be glad to lead my life with you!" ready for fqaminjr. Delivered Free... 3.SO owners, less the necessary expenses, That i9 the way he pops the question. AND NEW STYLE OF MAPS. IMPORTANT NEW BOOKS-. SPECIMEN COPIES sent free by mail on receipt Why They Should Be Kept Always which would be comparatively light. —A Connecticut lady remained too A Frenchman smitten with the charms of ten cents f3&~ Money must be sent by As with wool, so with many other commodities, long on a train to kiss female friends, the Thalheimer Mediaeval a Modern Postal Money Order.Check, Draft, or Registered of fair Lydia Sterne, instead of trying to Near at Hand. Letter. Otherwise is at Che senders risk. Address as cheese, butter, etc. It other day, and, trying to get off alter it History, (2 SO. secure her pood-will, wrote to her father Maps of the United States so nrianged as to give Thalheimcr's Ancient History, f2 50 J. B. FORD & Co., Publishers. wants business management and some had started, was thrown on her face. If the purchaser a map of any of the Western States lie desiring to be informed what he was prepared may wish to accompany it on the same sheet. Its 1.—Paln-Klller is the most certain cholera cure that The School Stage, $1.25. time to work up. but, if carefully done, ever I kiss anybody again!" she said, revengefully, to give her upon marriage, and neatness aud originality of style render it a marled 27 Park Place, New York. medical science has ever produced. The Amateur Actor, $1 50. could not fail to be more satisfactory than as she arose, any woman, at sucefss. Terms made known to Agents wishing to how much he intended to bequeath her. 2/—Allen's Lung Balaam, as a cough remedy, has no sell it by addressing R17FUS BLANCH ARD, Duffet's French Method. Part 1, $1.09. Tart 3, equal. the present system and in this respect least," she added, thoughtfully, then it GOOD AGENTS WANTED. He thought he would be able to say to 1J3 Clark Street, Chicago. 3.—Pain-Killer will cure cramps or pains In any part $1.00. Miss Lydia as Petruchio said to Kate the we might easily learn wisdom from our will be when I am crazy." of the Bygtein. A single dose usually effects Hailman's Kindergarten Culture, 75 cts. "THE NEW YORK TOMBS." a cure. curst: neighbors over the water. Hailman's Lectures on Pedagogy, 75 cts. 4.—AHen'B Lung Balsam contains no opium in any The immense circulation of the Christian form. Your father has consented An account of New York's famous pi 'son and celebrated Gow's Good Morals and Gentle Manners, Union has been built up by active canvassers. With stock of all kinds the sale system Means W at Says. 5.—Fain-Killer will cure dyspepsia and indigestion criminals. Full history of Stokes aud Fislc, That you shall be my wife: your dowry 'greed on. $125. No other publication compares with it for would work admirably and come nearer if used according to directions. McFarlaud, Tweed. Walworth, Mis. CunninghamBnrdcll, And will you, nill you. I will marry you. Though confirmations strong as proofs of quick and proflltable returns. The publio •.—Allen's Lung Balsam as an expectorant has no etc. Quickest-selling book ever published. Andrews' Constitution of IT. S., $1 60. to true co-operation, by which all parties Holy Writ" and as numerous as the sands on equal. eagerness for Mrs. Stowe's new story,7the Agents now making $5 to $40 per day. AGENTS But Sterne was not so eager to get rid of WILSON, HIXKLE & CO.. Cincinnati and New Tork would be benefited, than any we know 7.—Paln-Klller has proved a sovereign remedy for popularity of the paper, the friendly support WANTED in every town. Exclusive tenitory the sea shore were produced to prove that his girl as was Signor Baptisa, and replied: ASTHMA. fever and ague, and chill lever it has cured given OSGOOD & CO of thousands of old subscribers, the artistio and there is no reason why not with the proprietor of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Kemedy the most obstinate cases. Subscription Books, 4r South Clark St, Chicago. Sir, I shall give my daughter ten premiums for immediate delivery, light outfit Farmers' Clubs and Granges established is in earnest, and means what he says when 8.—Allen's Luug Balsam is an excellent remedy for Popham's Asthma Specific. and complete instructions to beginners, assure thousand pounds the day of marriage. curing bronchitis, asthma, and all throat he offers $500 reward for any case of Catarrh in every locality in the West it may not Barnes' Foot and Steam repeated success to agents, and offer active, KclicVll TIN M1MJTP8. My calculation is as follows: She is not disc&Bcs which be cannot cure, yet there would be intelligent persons unusual chances to make be entirely feasible. It could easily be PKT S 8 O I I, it. Frltztowu, Power Scroll Saw. 9.—Paln-Klller*as a liniment is nnequalsd for frostbites, 18, you are 62—there goes £5,000. Ta wiiteg I hae liAd money AH who want a safe, independent business some skeptics and fogies who would continue chilblains, burns, bruises, cuts, sprains. extended to embrace not only articles For the entire range of Scroll Asthma for 30 cars found DO relief write at once for terms, or send f3 for Then, sir, you, at least, think her to shout "Humbug!" "HUMBUG!" "I cannot Sawing, from the Wall to the Cornice until I trtid yonr Specific, which the farmer had to sell but also 10.—Allen's Lung Balsam will cure that terrible chromo outfit to J. B. FORD & CO., New York, Bracket, S in thick. Every wlitch relieved me Immediately," not ugly she has many accomplishments, be, because Dr. Homespun says Catarrh* disease, consumption, when all other reme Boston, Chicago, Cincinnati, or San Francisco those he wanted to buy, and perhaps Wood-worker should have one Sold by all DrncclBta. per dies fall. speaks Italian and French, plays upon the cannot be cured." Now, this Dr. Homespun Fouryears in market—thousand, box, by mail, postpaid. eventually supersede the faulty plan of 11.—Paln-Klller has cured cases of rheumatism and using them. is the identical, good-natured old fellow who TRIAL PACKAGE FREE. guitar and as I fear you play on no instrument FOSTABLS SODA FOUHIMSSl neuralgia after years' standing. operating by agents and commission men Persons out of work, or that Address, Inclosing •tamp, honestly believes and persists in declaring that whatever, I think you will be 13.—Allen's Lung Balsam is largely indorsed by phy T. rOHlAM 4 CO have spare time, can earn with who proclaim themselves the exclusive siclans, druggists, public speakers, ministers this earth is not round or spherical but as flat one of these foot-power machines PlllUUELPBIA, FlK!t. happy to take her on any terms, for here $40, $50, $75 and $100. and the press, all of whom recommend its us* CONSUMPTIVES! agents of the Clubs or Granges of a State, as a slap-jack," and doesnotturn over, otherwise from 40 to SOcts per hour finishes the account of the £10,000." In cases of cough, cold and consumption, and Good, Durable a Cheap. it is a pleasure to run one. Say with the object of establishing a monopoly the water would all be soilled out of commend it in the highest terms where you saw this, and send for full description to Discard all spurious advertisements and remedies, Whiteneld asked the hand of a young and by it filling their own pockets. Deacon Bascom's mill-pond. But astronomical Shipped Heady for Ise, W. F. & J. BABNKS, Rockford, Winnebago to 111. and write for freo particulars of my Consumption The above reasons for the use of these valuable American lady of her parents, without science has positively demonstrated and Cure. I suffered two years from lung disease, but The capital for carrying out these auction and standard medicines are founded on facts, and FREE O BOOK AGENTS! suiter no more. Address (with stamp) troubling to ascertain her inclinations, proven that Dr. Homespun is wrong in supposing thousands will confirm what we have said. The demand Manufactured by W. CHAPMAN sales might be furnished by the farmers O. W. FRAZIEK, Cleveland, Ohio. for them is increasing daily, and largesales are the earth to be flat and stationary, and was good enough to let them know & CO., MADISON, iiu. themselves.—Western Rural. An Elegantly-Bound Canvassing Book made In foreign countries. DR. SAM'L. S. FITCH'S and medical science is daily proving the Forthe best and cheapest Family Bible ever publish' they need not be afraid of offending him ALY.TtaeyelvjysenlO.OOourSOLD for a w»w»«gue..fl J. N. HARRIS A, CO., Prop'rs, FAMILY PHYSICIA N ed.wlll be-sentfree of charge toanybook agent. It containsover fact that he is no less mistaken and by declining the honor, since he blessed 700 fine Scriptureillnstrations,and agents Cincinnati, Ohio. GENTS WANTED to sell justly-celebrated behind the times in regard to the curability of are meeting with unprecedented success. Address, Will be sent freo by mail to any one sending their God he was free from the passion called —How to Break a Balky Horse.—A Articles fot Ladles wear. Indispensable and absolutely For sale by all Medicine Dealers. Catarrh. In short, it has been positively stating experience, etc., and we will show vou what address to 714: BROADWAY, NEW YOKK. necessary. O HONTHcomfort love. our agents are doing. NATIONAL PUBLISHING Photographers', Hunt- O balky horse succeeded in blockading proven that this world moves, and that medical and satisfaction. MO COMPANY, WANTEDLouis, Chicago, 111., or St. Mo. era', Railroading and I H, LSISTANT E I E and A A Miss Kenrick, the beautiful heiress celebrated Sansom street, Wednesday week, and had LADY CAW TR WITHOUT E N Sample science is progressive—the opinion of Dr. Camp Meeting JL-U1! JL kJ. Radicnl Cure for the A O I (TllwIM sent oni receipt of S2.00. E E Send for Illustrated in the ballad of "The Berkshire Homespun to the contrary notwithstanding. to be taken out of the shafts of the wagon Also, FLAGS, BANNERS andGRANGE Immediate relief guaranteed byusingmyAsthmaremedy. AGENTS Circular. LK PERLK RUBBER O REGALIA. That Dr Sage's Catarrh Remedy will cure l8uflVredl2years,notlying down for weeks ata Ladv's Garland," adopted a singular to which he was harnessed before the OO Chambers Street, Ne York. G. Foster, Son «i McFarren, tlmfc.butamnow FNTIKKLY CIKKD. Sontbymall on Catarrh thousands who have used it attest. method of winning the handsome young ILL.M blockade could be raised. Few persons receipt ot prise. Si per box. Ask your Druggist for CHICAGO. Then bay it, and use it, in donbt do not stand, FARM ENGINES. it. CHAS. B. HURST, Rochester, Beaver Co., Pa. attorney, Benjamin Child, with whom she PEB'MY. engaged in hanaling horses know how to You will find it In drug stores all over the land. A TEA AGENTS wanted In town a»» had fallen in love at sight. She sent him 3 School Teachers Wanted successfully treat abalky animal. When country to sell TEA, or get up clubor••dersfor [From the Catskill Recorder, Nov. 15,1878.] To sell the HOME SHUTTLE SEWING MACHINE the largest Tea Company in LAX E & BODLET an anonymous letter, demanding satisfaction he evinces his obstinacy, loss Of temper, where we are not represented. Reader!! A GOOD REMEDY. America. Importers' prices and Inducements to In each county for the Spring and Summer. 9150 for injuries received. After vainly 5ou can make money selling the "HOME SHUT?IJE" Agents. Send for Circular. Address imprecations and liberal beatings and E MONTH. Send for circular giving nil particulars. We invite attention to the advertisement of whether you are EXPERIENCEDIn thebust ROBERT WELLS,43 Vesey St., N. Y. P. O. Box 12B7. puzzling himself to guess *hom his ZIEGLER & McCURDY, Chicago, I1L kickings are the customary applications, ness or not. If you wish to buv a SEWING ACRINS MANUFACTURERS OF Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Our readers will challenger might be, and how he had for family use our circulars will show you how to "DANBURY NEWS.' all of which tend to increase rather than anted 1 ftalfMfl for thcrreat RECEIPT book bear us witness that we never knowingly save money. Address a a offended, Child betook himself, duly provided diminish his obstinacy. The following commend humbugs of any name or nature, JOHNSON. CLARK. A CO., CHICAGO, I I I. One year, %l, 6 mos $1. Sen subscriptions to E. L. „r 25.009WA.X1S Stf-WXAISLD. ENGINE, with a second, to the place of meeting, Profitable Employment. WAKEMAN, Western Ag't Journal B'ld'g, Chicago. and a large portion of patent medicines may simple and humane treatment is pretty RFCBIPT* FOR K*fER1 THING A book that near a pleasant crystal fountain. A N ending as the address ot ten persons, with 10 safely be classed as impositions upon public generally employed by native Californians, FVERYBi 1»T A 1 Splendid CHRtHW" KRKK Mil I ns. will receive,,//-**,a Beautiful Chromo and There he saw no fierce gallant, only a credulity. But having witnessed the beneficial EXf RA VERMIS, •bntlnental Pub Co St Louis. (IIIE instructions how to get rich, post-paid. Citv and is always accompanied with success: masked lady, *ho asked him his business E Votieltv Co. 1(18 feouth 8th St.. Phila., Pa? effects of Sage's Remedy upon the members DB. WHITTIER, "%H£ «*-"*•.•*• 'Work for Everybody. Good Wages. Permanent EIGHT, Take an ordinary packing rope, pass the Employment. Men and Women Pleasant TEN, AND TWELVE fiORSE POWER, there. He told it whereupon his fair of our family and others, in Catarrhal Business for LADIES, selling our same under the horse's belly let a man wanted* particulars free. Address Longest «ns»ged, andrao«t inccwsful riiyelcUa of the agSj mounted ou a Strong Wagon and ready for use. Jor cases, we unqualifiedly pronounce it a valuable Perfumed Rubber Goods. For terms, address iuestioner, flashing a rapier she carried wuoltetlon orpamphlet free. Gall or writs. take hold of each end of the same and IV. A. HENDERSON & CO., Our Improved 6Dark Arrester is the best in use medicine, entitled to public confidence PSSFUXBD RCBBKB WOBKS, 7 Great Jones St., N. Y. her security, said: 3&Q£ E DAY Commission or 930 a week SalWA*J Cleveland, P.. or St. lioula, Mo, Send order direct.' Illustrated Catalogues furnished draw it saw-fashion against the inside The proprietor could easily obtain in Catskill WHY ary, andexpenses. We offer it and will pay Send 25 cts. with addresses of 5 others and on application to IttoI that did Invito you of the fore-legs. No sooner will the horse many certificates of its merits. •s^BA GENTS send 39e. for sample of the receive postpaidaFine Chromo.7x9, worth It. Apply G. Webber &Co..Marion.O. You shall wed me, or I'llfightyon, •finest collection of Novelties ever offered. Pricelust $1.50, and instructions to clear $20 a day. A N E & O E NOT. feel the sawing of the rope, than he will AGENTrSJ100 free. SixoLAixft Co.,590Broadway,N. Y.OM nma Co., IPS South6th St., Phil*., Pa. underneath those spreading trees WANTED, Men or Women. _$34 a commence stepping forward. Follow him THESE are several kinds of worms which Therefore choose from whlcn you pleaset weeko forfeited. The Secret Free. Write DR. WHITTIEE, -"£££££381™" 4£AA A WKEK..--AK nt« W te' Address, up a few steps, continue sawing his forelegs {Kmble horses the pin-worms (pointed at at once to COWBy A no.. Eighth street, New York. JOHN AND WATER STS., CINCINNATI, o! Rather taken aback by such a summons both ends) are the most common and most yOU with stamp. Oriental M'f'g Co.. Elgin. 111. with the rope, and he will go ahead Louireit engaged, ind n»o» tiaeceufa! Fhyiicfaui of tba ata, 4£1 £v Per day. 1,000 Agents wanted. Send stamp dangerous. Sheridan's Cavalry Condition Powderswill fl&'TO EACH •WEEK. Agents wanted. Partial ConaulUtionorpamphlet free. Call or write. to surrender, Benjamin asked to see his 4 5 8 without further trouble.—philadelphi 1 O to A H. BLA1K A CO St Louis. Mo. A.N K. 3P I £i lars free. J. WOBTI & Co.. St. Louis. Mo $25 in a few days eject the worms, and THISG. challenger's face ere he decided. This Per Day guaranteed uain^ our Gazette, PAPER is paper with INK manufactured the horse will begin to thrive, $87 .emswanted Vpr\^viierc Fartlo A WEEK. Agents wanted Business legitl JTO.fDAY. by B. KANE CO., 121 Dearborn St..Chlcago rt Agency, 108S.-itk-6t,S».Louis. mate. A. BROOMJJALL, Muscatine, Iowa. For isle byA. N Kx£Uee 77 JacJisonSt., Chicago ulare free..