We Are InIt Fo Christmas! HENRY.CRONEyJ INSANE NOTIONS OF ASYLUMS. Not long ago the Anoka Union, a paper published on the verge of metropolitan -NEW ULM, MINN. civilization and by a man whose head is already bald, tried to find fault F. W.JOHNSON, Editor and Publisher. with the-management of om institutions 'Jtt£% for the care of the poor unfortunates Wednesday, December 9, 1891. All New Stock who are bereft of reason. The editor y-'\ Olosufcs, JsLofcets, SsioQMes. FITJLSII wrote with that spirit which seems to CONGRESS IN SESSION. sP show that the writer sees everything •n On Monday theTifty-second Congress We have bought the largest invoice in this line ever brought to through a glass clearly, and as if there convened in Washington. The Democrats New Ulm. It is all here and selling at a lively rate.' was philosophy and keen observation were on hand in numbers and at in his every sentence. He pictured the We Bo-uglit Tliein ^istfit. once entered into a wrangle over the persecutions that the helpless patients speakership. The Republicans were were compelled to endure, and then he not quite so numerous, but were nevertheless Dry Goods, Groceries drew upon his imagination and found Why? Because we made a big order of fine goods and of the latest enthusiastic and unanimously in the attendants and physicians a class styles and paid spot cash for them. We can suit and fit anyone placed in nomination as their candidate of human fiends. Again he paused, in price and quality. for ruler of the house, the gentleman, and then the climax came wherein the who last year proved so effective in Fur Goods, Coats a.n.c !R,oToes superintendents were likened to cannibals, Crockery, Glassware curbing the minority and in paving fit only to live among beasts, and' the way for much legislation, that has the institution to a veritable hell on since proved wise and beneficial. Immense stock of endless variety which we bought direct from earth, where the inmates were tortured the mills. We will try and mention a few articles that would be Speculation as to the probable work for the amusement of the devilish oyerseers Dress Patterns suitable for a Christmas Present and can be had at Crone Bros. of the Democratic majority is interesting. who drew large salaries. A nice Plush Cap either for Lady or Gent. Last year when they were on the Now in all probability this old baldhead, offensive it didn't make much difference Silk, and Kid. Ivtitts and Gloves- with the wisdom of fifty years how they voted or how they talked* And a nice selection of dress locked up in his skull, never saw such Bills introduced by individual members an institution as he attempts to describeHad of the party under such circumstances A nice shawl, facinator, silk handkerchief for lady and Gent. he visited the asylums of the state Roods. The Stock is selected by no means represented the Nice line of night shirts, woolen overshirts etc. We are offering and been taken about the halls and corridors, views of the party in entirety, and much them at prices which will sell themselves. where all is kept so polished and of the howling and opposition that went with the purpose of pleasing clean and where the tortured patients out from the Democratic camp was Flannels, Blankets & MiifTs. are enjoying themselves at billiards or simply prompted by a desire to get the the public and giving cinch or in friendly conversation with Republicans into a pickle, no matter visitors, and had he talked with the accomodating Our shelves are packed full in all qualities and prices. how inconsistent with their own actual physicians and attendants I! them everything new. Fine views. But then, people are apt to and seen for himself how much is being Olottiixijg. talk too much at times, and it often occurs endured by them for the alleviation that the future aud the embarrasrassments holiday gifts can be selected of this world's suffering, be would regret that come with it are not taken We have gotlbuits just right for a child or a man that will weigh his unjust reflections at these minagers, into consideration. How true this 400 pounds. We canfitthem all. Our line of boots shoes and from my large assortment who in fact are humanitarians, will be in the case of the Democrats of overshoes is complete. and he would wonder how it was that the National House remains to be seen he could live so long and yet learn so Groceries, Oroofeeries- this winter, and surmising at present is of glassware and lamps. little of what was really going on about at least a pleasant, if not a fruitful, him. Of course, in an institution, where study. We have an immense stock. there are one thousand people of loose The legislation of the last congress Doehn Block Opposite Arnold's Store. minds it is difficult to prevent accidents was so radical as to provoke the most CRONE BROS. and avoid being misrepresented by unthinking bitter opposition from those who were G.F.D0NGUSP people who are so quick to not in power, and so advanced as to find fault but so slow to be just. This excite the minority, which, it is fair to makes it easy to class the superintendents presume, did not look for success, into as men whose hearts' and feelings making promises of an impossible nature have become heardened to the miseries C. BALTRUSC and into taking positions, that, of their fellowmen, but if the editors of since they are now in possession of the state would take the trouble to visit DEALER IN all the power they need, are highly these institutions and inform themselves ridiculous, They promised tariff reform, DRY GOODS, NOTIONS AND GROCERIES. on what actually occurs there, an '^H when it didn't hurt to promise' entirely different impression would go without considering their inability to SPECIAL OFFERS forth to the people of the state and we keep their word if success should attend I have just received a nice and large line of woolen goods. Among would hear less of such crazy ideas as them in the following elections. that promulgated by the aged seer of these you will find dress goods, flannel underwear for children, ladies They yelled for free silver, as Jong as and men, hosiery for everybody, dress shirts for men, knitting wool the Anoka Union. the Republieians were responsible for IN and many other articles. all legislation on the subject, but MERRIAM FOR VICE PRESIDENT. I also carry a large line of Groceries and canned fruits. READY MADE BOY'S AND MEN'S CLOTHING didn's stop to think that the time There have been many funny moves REMEM ER: 1 sell goods at very low prices, might come when they would have on the political checker-board of late, the strength to carry a silver coinage Overcoats for all Ages, Cloaks and Jackets, »6r BUTTER AND EGGS TAKEN IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS. but the one that eclipses nil others for bill into effect and whea they would genuine humor is that' which would fine caps. Gloves and Mittens, Woolen LAUDENSCHLAEGER BLOCK, $EW ULM, MINN. be forced to do' so by Republicans place W. R. Merriam of our own great who now hold the same position as the state on the second place of the national Underwear, etc. Democrats did a year ago. And so on Republican ticket. And what adds with other ipmortant political matters. still more to the funny side of the suggestion Underwear from 10 to 20 per cent: cheaper than at any other store. H. HORNBUR They have4 placed themselves squarely is the extreme modesty displayed on the defensive audit would be by our geniai governor in so 500 yards of Flannels at 45 cts. formerly 60 cts. strange indeed if their chances in the readily acquiescing in the demand of a •"P 1000 H. yards of RETZLAFF flannels at 25 cts. formerly 35 cts. nexc presidential election were not few social friends to thus carry him on injured as the result of forthcoming their fine sense of humor almost to the legislation. They have promised much Dealer in. very portals of an ambitious American's and dare not act. The consequence will goal. be a session in which waste of time DEALERS fWdwkre & ijWntiqg Iinpement0, As the Review has so often said, Mr. Light Running Domestic will figure prominently. Merriam makes a good governor, in fact a most excellent official. Besides F, W. Johnson has become sole owner this, he presided over our house of representatives Has removed to his own building on corner of Second North and of the Nsw Ulm Review, and may he AND STANDARD ROTARY SHUTTLE SEWING MACHINE. during one session,and it is Minnesota Streets lately occupied by Jacob Klossner Jr. make heaps of money.—Anoka Union. Sly said by some that he had the courage of #Lqe Cutter^ & #leigl$. Tom Reed and the fine parliamentary Dom Pedro, e-emperor of Brazil, understanding of the illustrious one who died in Paris Friday night. During his is to be nominated on the first ballot by reign he proved a great benefactor to WOO & ism PUMPS, TUBULAR BRUST & GRAFF, the next Republican convention for the his people and his country felt the results highest office in the gift of the people, of his intelligence and modern These facts, however, although they WELL. ideas in steady advances in business would count much for Mr. Merriam in and educational progress. his strides for the vice-presidency, are MA/rEPilAL. OF ALLKIND. The St. Paul Globe in the role of the XfrEAJdEItS 11* .nevertheless known to only a few and director of the next Republican convention would need to be thoroughly advertised DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES, is somethiag to laugh at. The throughout the nation before Mr. Merriam Republicans will no doubt look at in would appear the brilliant and Theo. Mueller. DON'T FORGET the same light and continue, as heretofore, brainy man that he really is. And right to do their business for themselves there lies the great danger to our governor's Sktft Ca$ a^d SVnij^ii, ood$ and after their own advanced fondest hopes. The people h&te ideas. to take a man from obscurity nowadays and no longer dethey seek for Abraham KIESLING BLOCK, NEW UliM, MINN. When the Globe tried to make Merriam takes this manner to inform the to see Liucolns among the men who are appear as a proper man withal to .Grand Display known only by their neighbors. The public that he carries the largest be the running mate of James G.Blaine Review, therefore, would urge a word and best selected stock of- it didn't calculate that the brainy and STATProbateMINNESOT. of caution to Mr.Merriam in his dream E OF County of Brown sg. intellectual leader was at least deserving In Court. Special term Nov. 24th" 1891 like ambitions. The convention might of In the Matter of the Estate of John Froemming of a companion on the ticket who deceased: take him up, and with Blaine at the .. GENUINE MEERSCHAUM PIPES IS THE TIME TO On reading and filing the petition of Caroline would possess some running strength Christmas Cools head of the ticket he might be carried Froemming ofBrown Ooanty.M innegota.representing in himself and not one who would among otherthings, that John Froemming, late along on a rising tide that would land of anyone in the city, no matter who it of said Brown County,Minn,on the 8th day of Nov. prove a lo.td for the head of the ticket. M. D. 1891, at the town of Milford in said county him where he perhaps could establish is. His snow cases also contain a beautiful died intestate.and being a resident of this connty himself ns a statesman. Bat on the at the time of his deatb,leaving goods,chattels and. BUY if When Bill Merriam approaches a line of meerschaum cigar holders. estate withiu this Connty, and that the said Petitioner 0 other hand there comes the chilling is the widow of said deceased, and praying at Watch Cases delegate to the next Republican conveb French Briar Pipes, Cigar Cases and S O that administration of said estate be to her prospect that those bright dreams would tlon and attempts to buttenhole him for granted: It is ordered, that said petition be heard, by the Judge of this Conrt, on Thorsdaythe be lost sight of by the great men who the purpose of being nominated for vice 24th day of December AD 1891, at 10 TOBACCO POUCHES AND FANCY TOBACCOS are to assemble in Minneapolis next o'clock A. M., at the Probate Office in said County. president along with the Man from year, and the name of Merriam would Ordered farther, that notice thereof be given to Maine, the delegate will most likely use as line as can be found anywhere. His the heirs of said deceased and to all then be classed among those of the torgotten Where yon will find everything toys the same words as did Dr.D.B Collins persons interested,by publishing a copy of this igars are also the best in worthies, who wanted too much' order once in each* eek for three successive weeks and useful artieles designed for of St. Peter at one time when bothered prior'to said day of bearing, in the New Ulm Review.a the market. in this world and who deemed it better weekly newspaper printed and published by a stranger: My good Christian friend, .HOLIDAY PRESENTS at New Ulm in said Connty. to have hoped and lost than never to If in search for a nice Chrismas gift^for Dated at New Ulm, Minn., the 24th day of November who in 1 are you? have hoped at all. A. D- 1891. a gentleman, call and look over his By the Court, Hon. O. B. Turrell, of Red wood Falls ER1KST BRANDT Buy a lady's desk for your wife and goods. His prices are low. for old and young, rich lind'poor.' AH [L.S.l 35 JudgeofProbate was a Windsor guest yesterday. Mr. she will blacken your shoes for a week. ,—.» Goods will be sold at a small profit. Tusrell is being mentioned as a possible No fear of making a mistake when candidate for the Republican congressional t&- Come and see for yourself. 'V, £?, SALESMEN WANTED. you buy your holiday presents at Wagner Bucklen'8 Arnica Salve. nomination iu the Second dirtricfc & Saverine's. \fj,:: ". Jacob Klossnerj Jr^| Local And Traveling. To represent next year, but is not inclined to discuss CHEAPER THAN EVER The Best Salve io the world for Gats, Always For the Peblic 1 our well known house. You need no the matter so far in advance, Mr. T. F. H. Behnke always suits his stock of Braises, Sores, Ulcers, Sale Rheum, capital to represent a firm that warrants OP •.»/. vty$ was a candidate in 1886, when Congressman glassware and fancy crockery to the •:-*-'lv- DEALER IN 'r^'^.^M Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, nursery stock first-class and true to J. C. TOBERER Lind carried off the prize. He latest tastes. New designs and pretty 2&' perChilblains Corns, and all Skin Erup- name. Work all the year. $100 g^elfl Sekvy Sktfwkfe ia a staunch Republican, and is naturally patterns that catch the eye cover the tions, and positively~~cures Piles, or no month to the right man. Apply quick, shelves of his store and the purchaser enough pleased that Minneapolis pay required. It is guaranteed to give THE OLD RELIABLE JEWELER. has an endless variety to pick from. To secured the Republican conyention, and stating age. J\%fiL. L. MA & CO. A N :*& enumerate would be impossible and one perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. ill Kinds of Farm Ma*Mnery, will be equally gratified if S Paul se can only get an idea of his large igfc^-v Runennn, FhrMs ad Sflritm. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by O. iiepairs and Fine Engraving '"h i.. cures the other one.—Globe of Wednes- stocK by" going to his store and looking MINN. BL Olsen. „.,,., .v,, „,,,,„- ,,*.„. everything over. specialty. 7 iv NEW ULM?^-^*