Eagle Roller Mill Co. N O E S S E OBLIGE, gray eyes, and all that, but any one, Duncan—But—do you mean to say Brawo Co. Bank. The commercial! room of English at least any woman, would have seen you did not lose your fur cape that hotels is devoted to that species of fvl day? that I was in love, and would have Has Capacity of If I am weak and you are strong. business man whonV we designate as taken infinite pleasure in enlightening Dora—Mr. Holmes, I assure you*I 600 Barrels Per Day. Why then, wh~y then, me. never lost a fur cape, for I never had "drummer," "and who, in America, To you the braver deeds belong 0. H. Ross, one. I begin to understand now. The t~ 'C. H. CHADBOUKN, And so, again, I thank my lucky stars that I did fares with the other guests. John If you have gifts and I have none, not go there, but received another inspiration lady who sat next me in the car had President. Cashier. Poole, an English humorist of bygone It I have shade and you have sun, when within five yards of one on her lap. Our flour, cannot be beat. 'Tis yours with freer hand to live days, once strolled into a hotel at £011. ii AN CENTR E SIRS, Duncan—I see, I see I was on a the house. I took one more look at 'Tis yours with truer grace to give, NEW ULM. MINNESOTA. the cape and saw that it was quite wild-goose chase. But tell me, what is Brighton, and ordered dinner. As he Than I, who giftless, sunless stand "With barren life and hand. new and had the maker's name inside your name? Margie called you Dora was discussing his savory chop, another LOUIS BUENGER, the collar. I dashed over to the elevated, Botan. Kew Ulm, Minn. 'Tis wisdom's law, the perfect code man entered, took his stand by the caught the next train, and Dora—Here is my visiting card in By love inspired fire, and began whistling. Finally, he reached the furrier's shop just as it her card-basket—look! Of him on whom much is bestowed Cor. Minnesota and 3d N. Sts., was closing up. The proprietor was Duncan—Miss Dorothea Bough ton spoke. Is much required. Collections and all Business pertaining ULM, The tuneful throat is bid to sing, —Miss Dorothea Boughton! Miss! NEW MEm very obliging, had the matter looked "Fine day, sir," said he. to Banking Promptly The oak must reign the forest's king into and informed me that a cape Well, well, what an absurd mistake I Undertaker The rustling stream the wheel must mc ve, "Very fine," answered Poole. similar to the one I showed him had made! Was there ever such a stupid? Attended to. The beaten steel its strength must prove, been made a week ago for a Mrs. Sissy Tomkyns himself could not have "Business pretty brisk?" 'Tis giveu unto the eagle's eyes INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY, To face the midday skies Charles Bo tan. He cave me her address. done worse. Let me explain from the "I believe so." I shall leave on Saturday beginning. —CARLOTTA PEEBV. $500,000. "Do anything with Jones on the and join mother and the girls in Dora—Hark! A duet. and dealer in all kinds of Switzerland. Here is James. Well? parade?" DORA. (Tenor sings) FURNITURE. James—It's all right, sir. The lady Now it so happened that Jones was For one brief space we met described the cape exactly, so I gave NEWULM I looked on thee and loved, and lov-ed the grocer from whom Poole occasionally it to her. She was very much obliged thee! bought a quarter of a pound of BY MISS I. &M1THSON". Duncan—That is just my case. to you, and the gentleman gave me FRANK FRIEDMANN, tea, so he answered: Dora—It is not polite to talk during $5, sir. I. "A little." ROLLER MILL CO„ Duncan—Yes very well. Now, I the singing. "Good man, sir." UNCAN HOLMES, Duncan—For two years I have loved want you to pack my small trunk. I dealer in "Glad to hear it, sir." soliloquizing in a you hopelessly, Dora—Dorothea. am going to Europe. And, James, "Do anything with Thompson, in Groceries, Crockery, Stoneware, you9 about what ape is—er—the gentleman, What say street-car.—I don't King Street?" Mr. Botan? Did he seem to be a feeble, Dora—Hush—&h! Listen' Merchant Millers, believe in love at "No sir." delicate-looking sort of man at all9 (Soprano sings Slassware, Notions, Canned "Shaky, sir!" rirst sight, but I believe James—No, sir. I took him to be Look, look in mine eyes, "Sorry to hear it, sir. Recommended in late, I always about 36 or 37—a little older than And ask, and ask no more' a course of salt baths!" have believed yourself, sir. Fruit, Floor, etc. NewUlm, iMirm. —Frank Leslie's Illustrated Newspaper. The stranger looked earnestly at Duncan—Yes. Now go. Fate is in fate. Ten minutes Poole, advanced to the table, and against me! ago was on said, arms a-kimbo"Sir, All goods sold at bottom prices 4 III. W A S IN E W O N BOX I begin to think you are a gentleman!" my way downtown, delivered free of cost to any part Dunqmi Holmes, in his married sister's MAHUFACTURERS OF CHOICE SPRING WHEAT FLOUR. yet here I am riding Ou to S me O the city. drawing-room two years later— "I hope so, sir," answered Poole Girl's Brother Received First Premiums at uptown, it It was certainly a strange coincidence, "and I hope you are the same." N E W ULM, MINN. The following is the experience of a the vaguest idea of stopping anywhere. to say the least. Soon after reaching "Nothing of the kind!" exclaimed Mnnesota State Fairs 1887,1889. boy who had sense enough to keep his PETEE SCHEBEB, Geneva I saw in a New York paper, the stranger. "And if you are a gentleman, What induced nie to change Iowa State Fair 1887. St. Louis the death, "suddenly," of Charles Botan, mouth shut at the proper time, says what business have you my mind so suddenly9 What lovely, at the address to which I had here?" Agricultural and Mechanical Association the New York Tribune"I lovely eyes she has! He rang the bell, and when the waiter sent the fur cape. Two weeks ago I Fair 1887. was waitin' on Johnny Greene's came home, and while attending an entered, exclaimed, indignantly. Conductor—Change cars for Thirtyfourth step," he said, "jess acrost the street F. 0. L. Roos, afternoon tea^ here at Margaret's, "Here's a gentleman! Turn him MADLENER, street ferry! DEALER IN saw sitting in a corner, dressed 'in from my house, fur Johnny. Up out!" Duncan—Shall I change cars? Perhaps Prest. Manager. LUMBER, black, Theodora. I went to my sister Poole had unwittingly settled himself comes a nice-looking fellow in his best I'd better. and whispered, "Who is she?" in the commercial room of the clothes. Fr. Burg, "She9" returned Margie, "inblack? Oh, hotel. A voice outside—Bananas' Ten "'How's your sister today9' says that is Dora Botan. Poor dear! she has for a quarter. Put 'em in a bag for he, an' I says she was very well, for I only just left off her crepe." In another thort at first that he did mean my yer? minute we are standing before her. sister Duncan—No, I'll stay where 1 am. Maggie said, hurriedly. "Dora, this is "Jess then the door opened and he Manufacturer of and Dealer in my brother, Duncan Holmes. You have It is true I saw Sissy Tomkyns in this says to me. 'Corne in, Johnny, and LATH, SHINGLES, D00R& heard me speak of him," and then car as it passed me, but I would never talk to me wnile I am waitin' tor my «7hen Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, CIGARS, flew off to greet a new-comer. Ah1 card to go up.' So I went in with run three blocks for the pleasure of When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, what a delightful half-hour I past talking SASH, BLINDS, him. talking to him. Much more run the When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, TOBACCOS, to her, and listening to her voice 'You're a nice little chap,' says he, and looking into her eyes She did Vhen she had Children, she gave them Castoria, other way. I was immensely relieved —and all kinds an' I've got a pocketknife which I'll PIPES, not speak of the fur-cape incident nor when he got off the car gh you if you promise not to lose Building Material. of her husband. I have met hpr twice it,' and so I promised not to lose it Voice at the window—Ten for a in the street since then, and last Sunday Cor. Minnesota and Center an he gave it to me, and I felt of the quarter' I went into church with her. She blades and saw it was a beauty Streets, ftEW ULM. promised she would be here this evening, MOT Duncan—And then I got this seat 'I like boys,' said he, smiling at me A cyclone is like three girls walking and she kept her word. abreast—it don't turn out for anything HEW ULM MINN. directly opposite her. How fortunate' friendly. Star Sample Boom, (His sister shows Dora in.) "'An I like you,' says I. You seem Was there ever such a face? Dora—I am early, I see. Good evening, like a nice fellar, an this knife is a Jno.Neuman, And such beautiful hair! The old lady Mr. Holmes. -Are we the first arrivals9 and dandy. must be her grandmother—no I don't Farmers' Home. 'I'm glad you like it,' says he, 'an Duncan—No there are several persons want bananas. perhaps you would like some candy, in the next room, but it is very an wouldn't you take this quarter an Voice in distance—Ten for a quarter Dealer in comfortable here. get some pretty soon?" JOSEPH SCHN0BRICH, Prop'r. —bag for yer— Dora—I haven't been anywhere for DRY GOODS, "An' then I grinned, for I knew Duncan—It's fate, that's clear. It so long that I feel quite strange. what that pretty soon meant—jess as Dealer in Duncan—Yet a musicale is not a formidable is a little dark in the tunnel, so now I soon as my sister should come down. Wines, Liquors affair. Have this arm chair, can look at her without her knowing Hats, Caps, Notions, Only you see it wasn't my sister at it. I have never seen such a pretty and I will take this one. Now, I want and Cigars. all. That's why I grinned, and I says, Groceries, Provisions, to tell you a secret. profile nor such a lovely smile And 'Thank you, I'll go pretty soon.' An' Crockery and Glassware, Dora—A secret, Mr. Holmes9 what a soft sweet voice she has! The he smiled again an' tried to pat me A fine lunch will be served every day Creen, Dried and Canned old lady seems to be a sensible sort of Duncan—Yes and to restore to you on tlie head, but I didn't like to be party. Why does she not drop her a piece of property of yours which accidentally Cor. Minn. & Center streets. patted on the head. Fruits, etc., etc,, came into my posessiontwo handkerchief, or do something to give "Pretty soon Johnny Greene's sister New Ulm. Mten years ago, and which I have feloniously me a chance of making myself useful? comes in an' she spoke to me nice, I will always take farm produce in exchange Conductor—New Haven depot! retained- and concealed until 'cause she likes me, an' I showed hor 'tor goods, and pay the highest market price for -call kinds of paper rags. now. Oh, you need not think this a Duncan—a little trip in the country my knife, an' she smiled at me till I joke, it is a solemn truth. Ha ve you would be agreeable, perhaps. No, I'll wanted to laff right out, but I didn't In connection with my store I have a first-class stay in to^ and go up the avenue. forgotten? say anything about the quarter, saloon furnished with a splendid billiard table and Brewer and Bottler. Dora—Have I forgotten what? What is the old lady saying to her 'cause I knew she wouldn't like When Charlemagne and his Knights of my customers will always find good liquors and ugctrs. and every forenoon a splendid lunch. That we met two years ago. youthat. now? the Round Table were making war on the MW UI(M. and I. There is recollection written SaracenSj in Africa, it frequently happened Old lady—We must not go too far W "He says to her. 'You have a fine that Knights on either side would fight in All goods purchased of me will be delivered to up, Dora. You will have to ask the in your eyes, but you do not quite little brother haven't you?' An' she any part of the city free of cost. smgle combat for the honor of their respective This brewery Is one of the largest establishment* place me. conductor.—Looks anxiously around. looked pleased but kind o' surprised, armies. The Saracens had been, of the kind in the Minnesota Valley and 1B fitted MINNESOTA STREET, NEW ULM, MINN. Dora—I thought I had seen you before Duncan, raising his hat.—Can I be for many years, the scourge—the dreaded np with all the modern improvements. Keg and an' says that Johnny was a little bit bottle beer furnished to any part of the city on invaders—of Europe, and all waged war of any service, madam? and heard you talk. Only yesterday mischievous, but meant well. I jest short notice. My bottle beer is especially adapted against this common enemy. I was thinking— Old Lady—Thank you. I want to for family use. grinned again. WM FRANK. JOHN BBNTZIN, But in these days the worst scourge that Country brewers and others that bay malt will Duncan—Of me? Thank you. Now know where No. Fifth avenue. "In about a minute Johnny came threatens us, is that dread invader, Consumption. Cottonwood Mills. find it to the'r interest to place their orders with Duncan—I am not quite sure, but I listen. I came uptown to-day in a down stairs, an' when I heard him in me. All orders by mail will receive my prompt attention. street-car. and as we reached the tunnel will ask the driver. Goes out on front the hall I said I guessed I'd so now, Consumption fastens its hold upon its victims OTTO SOHELL, Manager while they are unconscious of its approach. I heard a familiar voice which gave platform. but she called Johnny in, 'cause the Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery me a thrill of delight. The words it Small boy in the street—Look out man seemed to like him. C. F. Huemke has cured thousands of cases of this for de dog! said were unpoetic and commonplace: Custom grinding solicited. Will 'Johnny,' says she, 'come and most fatal of maladies. But it must be "Bananas' ten for a quarter. Put 'em Car stops and frightened cur runs taken before- the disease is too far advanced speak to Mr. Doolittle,' and Mr. Doolittle ..grind wheat for (one eigth) or exchange up in a bag for yer?" In an instant I in order to be effective. If taken in time, jess looked sick 'cause I was in. 34 lbs. flour, 5 lbs. shorts and 8 and given a fair trial, it will cure, or money seemed to see you sitting opposite me, snappin' the big blade in my kmte. Small boy gleefully—There he goes! paid for it will be refunded. v&s. bran for one bushel of wheat. Float Cor. Minnesota and 3rd North Sts. Mad dog, mad dog' a sweet-faced old lady at your side, 'Er—an' this ain't your brother?' For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Shortness she asked me where No. Fifth avenue And feed sold at low rates and delivered NEW ULM, MINN. Lady passengers scream and rush says he, looking sour at me. of Breath, Bronchitis, Asthma, severe was. Do you remember now9 A out the other door. Coughs, and kindred affections, it is an unequaled 'Oh. no,' says she, 'this is Johnny's A New Ulm free of expense. Dealer in remedy. Dora—Don't be frightened, grandma. hunted dog ran through the car and chum, who lives across the street." CHOICE GROCERIES, CROCKERY, For all diseases that arise from a torpid FRANK & BENTZIN. you vanished from my sight. What Wait for me you will fall, grandma' 'Come on, Johnny,' says I, for I liver and impure blood, nothing can take the is the matter? There are tears in thort it was time to go. 'Come on place of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. GLASSWARE and NOTIONS. your eyes. Passenger, to Duncan—The young Nothing will, after you have seen what down to the Italian fruit stand an' ATJG. QUE3STSE it does. It prevents and cures by removing lady dropped her cape. There she Dora—Yes I recollect it all. It was get some fruit.' the cause It invigorates the liver, purifies only a few weeks before my great, goes you can catch her. "Johnny was mad when I told him the blood, sharpens the appetite improves All Goods offered at prices which defy great sorrow— Duncan, taking it and rushing out— about the knife. 'But never mind,' digestion, and builds up both strength and competition. Goods will be delivered Fate is with me!' Duncan—Oh, pardon me. I did not flesh, when reduced below the standard of says I. 'Don't you see he's got togixe HARNESS MAKER free to any part of the city. AH kinds health. mean to grieve you so. Hark' the II. you one now?' of farm produce taken in exchange for Sold by druggists, everywhere. music is beginning. Shall we go into Duncan Holmes (smoking in his —and Dealer in— goods. Winter and Summer. the other room? room—What a race I've had all the SIGKH Whips, Collars, and all other afternoon with that fur cape! I distinctly Dora—No, thank you. We can hear An Englishman who, after grumbling articles usually kept DAKOTA HOUSE. very well. Are you fond of music? saw her and the old lady getting about his native country for more in a first-Mass harness i°oitlvelycured bj into a cab and I ran blocks and than halt a lifetime, at last made up these Little Pills. shop. blocks to catch them. I could hardly Duncan—Yes, very. That fellow They also relieve I)i8-j OPP. POST OFFICE—NEW ULM MINN his mind to emigrate to Newr Zealand, plays well, too. tress fromDvepepsia.In. keep the cab in sight—I knew it by the New harnesses made to order and N digestionandTooHe MRS. A. SEITER P-op. Dora—I am so glad you thought was asked why he chose that far blue curtain at the back. At last it Eating. A perfect pairing promptly attended to. dear grandma had such a sweet face. stopped and two gentlemen got out. edy forDizzbiesa.J" away part of the world for a place of i.Nauseal NEW MLM, MINM This house is the most centrally located Drowsiness. Bad Tast There were two cabs with blue curtains I nearly died when I lost her, and now residence. in tho Month, Coat I am quite alone. and I had followed the wrong hotel in the city and affords Tongue.Pain in the Side I Bingham Bros. "Why," said he, "it is because nature Duncan— is she dead9 I am shocked one. I turned the cape inside out in TOKPID MVEB. The}I regulate the Bowels lo hear it. Aside. Where on earth has made a much better arrangement good Sample Rooms.v hopes of finding some clew to the Purely Vegetable. owner, and in the little pocket was a is Botan then? of the seasons there than it has Price 2& Cento. Meat Market, Dora—Your face shows you are slip of paper with three memoranda here." CAETEB MEDICINE CO., NEW YQB3L DEALERS IN LUMBE grieved. Thank you. I remember written in a delicate, running hand: "What do you mean?" Smalt Pith Small Dose. Small Price.l "Note paper, milliner, Charley's slippers." that you were very kind that day. CHAS.STIJ8BE, Prop'r. Singing begins. That is a fine voice, "What do I mean? Why, it's a ^4 but I am very tired of the song. Are great mistake of natmre, as any one How I envied Charley, whoever he not you? must see, to have the cold weatiier might be. Her brother, I thought and A large supply of fresh meats, san come in the winter and hot weather in GOOD NEWS 9 she was going to order his slippers— Duncan—Yes, yes. I am glad we sages, hams, lards, etc., constantly on ULTH, SHINGLES, D0OBS, the summer. How delicious it must are not to have another verse. It is i- a good kind sister. There was nothing hand. All orders from the country be to have it hot in December, now, time I restored the rest of your else in the pocket except this handkerchief. SASH AND BLIND. promptly attended to. FORTttE MILLI0NS0F Pills.* CONSUMERS© which is the cold, freezing season, and Tntt's ^f I have kept it as a souvenir. property to you. This handkerchief CASH-PAID FOR HIDES. what a blessing to get bracing cold in lime, Cement rod Coal, has been all over Europe with There can be no harm in such a theft July wnen everybody needs it! Now me. as that. Some day, when we are both NEW E MARBLE WORKS, that's the way they have it in New Dora—Did I drop it in the car? But old, I shall hunt her up again and give I gives 3Dr. Tutt pleasure to anr A Zealand, and that's what I call a sensible notntee that he is now putting up a it back to her and we shall laugh together no. You have made a mistake. It is Lowest prices always* •TINY LIVER FILL* arrangement of the seasons'." not mine. over the mad dog episode. It lg„ Schwendingert Prop'r Duncan—Not yours? I found it in is a, pretty little trifle, daintily embroidered which is of exceedingly small size^yet Opposite Railroad Depot* in blue, with her name in the pocket of your fur cape, and it Degrees in a Thermometer. retaining all the virtues of tlie lareer fll. Monuments, Tombstones and all ones. They are guaranteed the^pilte..0^v'l"erfnIpesiz has ^your name. Look—Theodora! jOTWUIiM, mn one corner—Theodora—a sweet, stately How many people who look at a A vegetable. Both sizes of other work in my line made to order _, name, just suited to her. This TIVOLI a still issued. The exact Fahrenheit thermometerknow why it Dora—Indeed you mistake. My promptly and in a workmanlike mannei shall never leave me until I give it into TUTT»S TI1TY E E I I is divided in 212 degress between the A atreasonable rates. her own hands. name is Dorthea. Is shown in the border of thj» a zero and boiling point? It is fairly Duncan—I do not understand. Did NEWULM, MINN Ah, me! James is staying a long wellknown that Fahrenheit established not my servant go to your house in time. I told him to ride both ways. AND Seventieth street. his 7ero at what he believed to be BREWERY What a mercy it was that I did not GEO. BENZ A SONS. 4 carry out my first plan of applying Dora—No he could not have done absolute cold produced by a mixture so, fori have always lived in Madison for information at the house in Filth of ice and salt. Ten thousand volumes tG'HTS WANTED!)! SALARY Importers and Wholesale Deatea ta avenue. avenue, to which they were going. I of mercury at the Fahrenheit JOS. SCHMUCKER, Prop WINES & O should have looked a precious idiot. Duncan—But he saw your—your— zero are 10,512 volumes ut the boiling Mr. Botan. I had made up my mind to relate the fNEWULM, MINNESOTA Monroe Eraser Mfg Co La Croaae Wi» box saf point ot water. In some way or LIQUOBS^ andiQjJDora—Who can you mean? I have car incident in an off-hand way A INSTANT RELIEF. Care la 15 Pure ben sold In quantities to suit tat other Fahrenheit hit upon this factt no brother and my father has been to describe the two ladies, particularly taurchamr. Special attention paid to tks it dar«-Newwt«irns.J*opor«e.iio8alw hence his scale. the old one, her soft ^rhite hair and dead for ten years. fetUliag olbow. S17 A 219 E. 3rd Str. S P«.«J» W O noauppodtonr.Bemedy Mailed PKKK 4 Address J. H. BeevosBox 3280 K. Y?C,