J****t*W|P^*"' DID THE HUSBAND REFORM? an me neignoors." "I suppose ne The Autocrat's Thoughts on Macalester College. Summet: i&U gave up liquor and tobacco then," -Old A S Vetbod of a Wife to Destroy the Llqno» Students wiH make no mistake in deciding said the young woman, cheerfully. to attend this institution. Besides and Tobacco. Habits. I am afraid, says Oliver Wendell The married woman of twenty years special electiyes it offers two main courses, That -vromen of refinement do not one in ancient languages and one substituting Holmes in the January Atlantic^ did not answer directly. "After you Weakness *. 7 German instead of Greek. Expenses wage war against liquor and tobacco $' have_been married ten years," she that old people found life rather a low. .For catalogue send to, THE DEAN, as a mere matter of taste, to Bay nothing said, 'you try to break your husband Macalester, Minn. dull business in the time of King of moral aspect of the habits, is of something. However, nothing so David and his rich old subject and Truth.—One of the sublimest things in simply another proof of the marvelous irretrievably destroys the romance Sick Headache, Indigestio^ the world is plain truth. patience of the gentler sex, says the friend, Barzillai, who, poor man, with which every bride regards the It will be remembered that Mrs. P. H, Chicago Herald. I like the scent of could not have told a teal from a Loss of Appetite man of her choice as the recognition Gribbins who was here recently visiting a good cigar," said a young married of the fact that he is the slave of habits canvas-back, nor enjoyed a symphony her sister, Mrs. Thomas Rafferty, was woman at an informal gathering the which render his presence unpleasant almost blind Irom some disease of the concert, if they had those other day. -Do you?" retorted a wife Nervous Debility and ,. eyes. After returning to her home at in the extreme. Such a man luxuries in his day. There were no 1211 First Avenue, ISorth Minneapolis, of twenty years. -Well, I don't believe wouldn't think it strange if his wife she was unable to go out without someone That Tired Feeling IX pleasant firesides, for there were no it. Th fresh smoke of a cigar would object to his constant appearance to lead her, notwithstanding she had is not particularly unpleasant, but I chimneys. There were no daily in dirt and rags, and yet in the doctoring constantly for sis *aonths can't understand how any healthy person newspapers for the old man to read, About three weeks ago Mr. Kafferty was matter of household happiness and Are cured by in Minneapolis and advised her to consult can enter a room in which tobacco and he could not read if there were, content the sense of smell is about as Dr. Frank Powell, (White Beaver) of St. smoke has grown stale and escape a Hood's important a factor to a woman as that with his dim eyes, nor hear them Paul, which she did and in this short time nausea, and the breath of a smoker is the doctor has produced almost a complete of sight read, very probably, with his dulled something to which I simply cannot cure.—Lanesboro Minn. Journal, Julv 31, What's that A new invention ears. There was no tobacco, a 1891. become accustomed. Some years a°-o which works all the year round? Strength of Men and Women. Sarsaparilla my husband complimented me upon soothing drug, which in its various He keeps the greatest table who has the Surprisin'—these days are not like A French scientist who experimented the tolerance for tobacco which I had most valuable company at it. forms is a great solace to many old with fifty persons of both sexes, using the old times. Bleedin' was the acquired. I told him it wasn't tolerance, men and to some women—Oarlyle a machine, for compression as a test only remedy them days. But now, For stomach chills from improper eating but merely that sort of martyrdom SICKHEADACHEI and his mother used to smoke their or drinking take Johnson, Anodyne of strength, found that the strongest as you say, Dr. Pierce's Golden which accepts the inevitable"'in Lin anient. man was able to produce with his right pipes together, you remember. Medical Discovery is a true remedy silence. That made him angrv, and Minnie L. Armstrong, a lady well known hand a pressure equivalent to 85 kilograms ^$ Old age is infinitely more cheerful, for the blood." we had a few words which are seldom Positively-eared by in the newspaper field has produced a (a kilogram is rather more than these Little Pills. seen an romantic novels. That night for intelligent people"at least, than work on "The Modern Evil" which is bV It's not like the sarsaparillas, that two pounds) and the weakest to 40 kilograms, They also relieve Distress able to cause a greater furore than the just before his time to return from the it was two or three thousand years from Dyspepsia in are said to be good for the blood the average being 56 kilograms. Kruetzer Sonata or any other work of a ago. I is our duty, so far as we office I ate a good, large, strong digestion and TooHeartj in March, April and May. The like na"tnre. The author endeavors to One curious result was arrived Eating. A perfect remedy •onion. When he came I smiled? can, to keep it so. Therewill always show the evils of the modern system Cor Dizziness,NauBea at the short men were all very Golden Medical Discoveiy works put my arms around his neck, kissed be enough about it that is solemn, of social relations, between the *sexe3 Drowsiness. Bad Taste nearly as strong as the tall men, the equally well at all times, in all seasons and advocates an universal law in the Month, Coated and more than enough, alas! that is him and asked his forgiveness for Tongne.Pain in the Side. average difference between equal of divorce and a free and easy divorce at and in all cases of blooi-taints, my previous impatience. I noticed saddening. But how much there is TOBPID ZJVEB. They that. She does not think it necessary in groups of two sizes being only three regulate the or humors, no matter what their on his face a struggle between a in our time to lighten its burdens! order to find perfect happiness in "this Purely PricVegetable. kilograms. The force of the strongest cents. look of disapprobation and one of If they that look out at the windows name or nature. world, that two loving hearts must appear women of the fifty who were selected before a skirted minister or drunken justice kindness, but he is a generous man, be darkened, the optician is glad to CA2TES MEDICINE CO., HEWYOBZ. "Golden Medical Discovery" is to bind them together till death doth amounted to only 44 kilograms, and and be kissed me and didn't sav anything supply them with eye-glasses for use the only Blood and Liver medicine, them part, but rather that the love which that of the weakest to 16 kilograms, Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. about the onion. The" next before the public, and spectacles for exists between .them is a tie strong enough sold by druggists, guaranteed to while tne average was 33 kilograms. afternoon I boiled cabbage and purposely their hours of privacy. If the grinders to bind, whatever trials or tribulations may benefit or cure in every case, on fair beset them and when that love has lost its cease because they are few, they left the doors open between the trial, or money paid for it will power to bind it is better for the unhappy kitchen and the sitting room. When can be made many again by a third 1 W a S a A The Soap couple to part and be separated. be promptly refunded. "World's he came in the air was dense with the dentition, which brings no toothache It is not generally known that there The author makes her hero utter some Dispensary Medical Association, in its train. By temperence odor. I had on my prettiest dress, and very startling truths as for example "can is a colony of Syrians in Macon, Ga., Proprietors, ISTo. 663 Main Street^ you tell me what difference there is for a welcomed him with a true honeymoon and good habits of life,"proper clothing, yet such is the fact They are small woman to sell herself to a man for the clothes tenderness, but the cabbage was too well-warmed, well-drained, and Buffalo, N. Y. tradesmen, dealers in fruit, etc. For majr she wear, or the food she may eat. much for his patience, and he crossly well-ventilated dwellings, and sufficient, with or without the marriage ceremony? some time they congregated at a little that inquired whether I hadn't better move not too much exercise, the I verily believe that in the eyes of heaven fruit stall on Fourth street, near Cherry, Ink i« a caustic which burns oftenestthe the one who has perjured her soul bv standing fingers of those who use it. the kitchen range in the parlor and do old man of our time may keep his but are now scattered in various before the altar and taken upon herself my cooking there. However, I was muscular strength in very good condition. places around the city. When at home those sacred vows before God, commits the all patience and sweetness, and shifted I doubt if Mr. Gladstone, The Only On they wear the fez and some other greater sin." Cleans Each-week, a different 3 inch display is who is fast nearing his 80th birthday responsibility for the vegetable atmosphere Whilst the usages and traditions of society parts of oriental costume, but when at published in this paper. There are no two as it is may not agree with this and upon the carelessness of the would boast, in the style of Caleb, business they don ordinary clothing words alike in either ad., except One word. other sentiments of a like character still cook. The day after this my husband that he was as good a man with and appear as American citizens. This word will be ipund in the ad. for Dr. within the thinkers mind there must be a his ax as he was when he was40,but Harter's Iron Tonic, Little Liver Pills and sent home a mess of frogs' legs, a dish doubt as to whether with all our boasted Most Wild Cherry Bitters. Look for "Crescent" of which he is especially fond. I saw I would back him—if the match were civilization our social laws tend to increase Prevention of Imprudent Borrowing. trade mark". Read the ad. carefully and .the happiness of the great majority. It is that the cook prepared them exactly possible—for a 100 shekels, a gainst when you find the word, send it to "them The Egyptians had a very remarkable a difficult question to solve arid "The Modern the overconfident old Israelite, to to his liking, and when he entered the and they will return you a book, beautiful Evil" will in some measure tend to enlighten ordinance to prevent persons dining room they were on a big dish cut down and chop up a cedar of lithographs and sample free. the masses by calling attention to fyorn borrowing imprudently. An near hie plate, crisp and brown and Lebanon. I know a most excellent the fallacies and corruptness of our present is Lenox. Egyptian was not permitted to borrow Applause is the spur of noble minds, the laws. We pre lict a great sale for the book. garnished with water cresses. But he clergyman, not far irom my own end and aim of weak ones. without giving to his creditor in didn't eat any of the frogs' legs. Why? time of life, whom I would pit against An envious man repines as much at the pledge the body of his father. It was Well, at great inconvenience I had secured any old Hebrew rabbi, or IjJreek manner in which his neighbors live, as if deemed both an impiety and an imfamjr from the grocer a packet of philosopher of his years and weight, he maintained them. not to redeem so sacred a pledge. A ,.i! German cheese which was so renloient if they could return to flesh, to run person who died without discharging a quarter of a mile on a good, level that one could almost see the odor. "A Land That Flows With that duty was deprived of the customary When Baby was cick, we gave her Castorio, That cheese reposed in a pretty glass track. Milk and Honey." honors paid to the dead. dish in the center of the table. The IVhen she was a Child, she cried for Castorio, PORTLAND, OREGON, We must not make too much of poor man got as far as "What in the When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, such exceptional eases of prolonged I a 3 name of ."' when I burst out laughing. Qiticura .Cure by When che had Children, she cave them Castoria* activity. I often reproached my dear Insanity among Hebrews is increasing. When I was able to control myself The Great Western Railway friend and classmate, James Freeman I explained to him. 'Tv just In the lunatic asylums of Prussia Terminus! Clarke that his ceaseless labors made been trying to give you a little object the number of Hebrews is said to havo it impossible for his coevals to enjoy The Great Pacific Seaport rVERY SKIN AND SCALP DISEASE, nearly quadrupled in sixteen years. lesson," I said, -in the punishment a "J* f-i whether torturing, disfiguring, itching, the luxury of that repose which woman has to endure with a husband According to the statistics of the German City! burning, id in scaly, crusted, pimply, or A November's sun looks like the smileof their years demanded. A wise old blotchy, with loss of hair, from pimples to the who uses liquor and tobacco. At Empire thei-e are 389 insane Hebrews Real Estate is the Basis of all Wealth.. a person in affliction. most distressing eczemas, and everv humor of man. the late Dr. James Walker, in every 100,000 of their number present I am not very fond of onions, the blood, whether simple, s^rofulous.or hereditary, 0l president of harvard university, said is speedily, permanently, and economically 20N/INVESTMENTo A THAT WILL NET. 30 cabbage or Limburger cheese, but the against 241 insane protestants and 237 Don't B3 Bulldozed cured by the CUTICURA REMEDIES, consisting of that the great privilege of old age insane Roman catholics in every 100,000. CuTicrnA, the great Skin Cure, CUTICURA SOAP, habits of men teach me that one can By a rebellious liver. Though it may reluse an exquisite Skin Purifier and Beautifier, was the getting rid of responsibilities. acquire a taste for anything that is '_ to be brought into subjection by ordinary and CUTICURA RESOLVEST, the new Blood Those hard-working veterans will not 90 per cent, of those investing in Real Estatemake Purifier and greatest of Humor Remedies, when naturally objectional if time and patience cathartics and cholagogues, though it Not Fa Wrong. money, 87 per cent, of those investing in. the best physicians and all other remedies fail. let one get rid of them until he drops may continue to destroy your peace with Business lose money. are devoted to the task. I hope Thousands of grateful testimonials attest their Sunday-school Teacher—«-Pharaoh its manifold unpleasant symptoms, be assured wonderful and unfailing efficacy. A commercial center is the safest placa to invest in his harness, and so gets rid of them that you'll get used to it, doar, and in real estate, especially when such place 1* promised Joseph's brethren they that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters will Sold everywhere. Price. CUTICURA, 5 0 and his life together. How often has a great railway center has good river transportation that in a month or two we may enjoy effectually discipline it, promptly rectify SOAP, 2 5 RESOLVEXT,$1 Prepared by Potter should have the fat of the land. What and large foreign and domestic -shipping: Drug and Chemical Corporation. Boston. many a tired old man envied the superannuated its irregularities. Malaria, constipation, our tobacco and beer and onions and Portland is that place. Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases." is it to possess the fat of the land3" dyspepsia, rheumatism and kidney complaints Portland. Oregon, ie now pre-eminently the family cat, stretched cheese together, and create a home Xew Boy (from Ohio)—'-To be a are also remedied by the Bitters. 4S" Pimples, blackheads, chapped and oily commercial center of the Pacific Northwest. N upon the rug before the fire letting other city in the United States is so well situated atmosphere which will be the of MS" skin prevented by CUTICURA SOAP. ""SSI member of the Standard Oil Comoanv in respect to natural resources as Is Portland, StfEfi the genial warmth tranquilly diffuse vfikAXTI-PAIN and it leads all other cities west of the Rheumatism, Kidney Pains, and weakness I reckon. "—Chicago Tribune. itself through all her internal arrangements! relieved in one minute by CUTICURA Mississippi Kiver in its phenomenal growth population. Located at the confluence of two No more (watching for mice PLASTER. 25C great rivers, and being the terminus of moretranscontinental railways than any other city in in dark, damp cellars, no more the United States. In fact, every advantagvwhich awaiting the savage gray rat at the Jnsures the solid gro «th and prosperity of a city is abundantly enjoyed by Portland. mouth of his den, no more scurrying These Advantages Guarantee Constantly increasing up trees and lampposts to avoid the Testing the Baking Powders. Values in Keal Estate. THE TAWOOD REAL ESTATE COMPANY neighbor's cur who wishes to make LITTLE PORTLAND. OREGON, her acquaintance! It is very' grand Has the best plan for investors yet devised. You never read an thing more explicit and Comparative Worth Illustrated, to "die in harness," but it" is very LIVER simple. It is absolutely safe, and cannot fai. tobe profitable to all who invest, pleasant to have the tight-straps unbuckled CAPITAL $300,000, 0,000 SHARES AT" $50- EACH. and tha heavy collar lifted Fv BY E O E E O I I E I.ATE CHEMIST I N CHEEP OF THB SHARES FOR SALE AT PAR VALUE, *!0.0» rom tha neck and shoulde rs. PE^t SHARE, FULL PAID NON-ASSESSABLE, E A E N O A I E W A S I N O N We will not sell a share of stock at less thanpar PILLS value ($50 per share), as the Company's I E S capital stock is not inflated or watered, but .Solid1 every doI!ar of its cnpital is backed by Pure Cream Tartar DO NOT GRIPS HOB SICKKT Real Estate investment. O A to Fashions Snrecnre for S I KEA1VA A FAIR OFFER. The origin and caprices of fashion O A E impaired digestiou, constipation, If yon own stock, and at any time wish tosurrender torpid a Theyaronse it, this company will take its own. Contains Ammonia. would, if properly written, make one vital organs, remove nausea, dizziness stock at$1.4 0 on the dollar u^l pay you in Real o:rci3 Act like maRiconKldand Estate at the pr.eeat which the company is selling of the most entertaining books of the ENJOYS N I A E bladder Conquer lots to other parties. Alum and Ammonia. season. No one but a philosopher* us ncrvoii disorders Write for Prospectus giving full explanation. OO Both the method and results when Establish natural of the company's plan and all information re however, should undertake such an garding how stock is p^id for Ac, Tayloi^s 1 Spoon-fc jr.. 1)AILY ACTION. Syrup of Figs is taken it is pleasant REFERENCES. a if on by if in Alum and Ammonia. enterprise, and all those who think Wm. McFall. Secretary Sellwood Real EstateCo. and refreshing to the taste, and acts POT5ELY VEUETAJJUC. Joseph L. Melrath, Secretary Portland Real faver that stories about our ancestors are The dose is nicely edjusted to suit case, as one pill can O N A ently j7et promptly on the Kidneys, Estate Association: E. T. Hows. Capitalist: H. DCTcrbetoomuch. Each vial contains 42, carried invert necessarily dull reading should not W. Scorn Editor '"Oregonian:" L. Pittock. Alum and Ammonia. pocket, like lead pencil. in a great and Bowels, cleanses the system Manager and Treasurer "Oregonian:" S. .1. Barber, convenience. Takes easier than suirar. Sold everywhere. If be invited to the feast. The fasjiions President West Portland Park Association. All genuine goods bear "Crescent." S N O W A I if.. effectually, dispels colds, headaches Send S-cent stamp. Tou get 32 page book with sampla. A E A W O O E A E S of 1890 may challenge all degrees of Alum and Ammonia. and fevers and cures habitual A E O a O a 08. HAtTEt MEDICINE CO.. St. LouH. criticism, but we shall find by investigation constipation. Syrup of Figs is the A E THE INVISIBLE that they were surpassed by •Contains Alum. THE 'OHIO only remedy of its kind ever produced, Moustache Trainer WELL oddities in the former centuries, and pleasing to the taste and acceptable EJKTEL .. will be seat In genteel that many of our current novelties WELLS to the stomach, prompt in box, post-paid. S CLE pair, **Oe. are only coppied in a tame way of its action and truly beneficial in its A N A I S Eatagwasjv Address I. M. T. CO., what has gone before. In the time with our fiunonis Wel effects, prepared only from the most Alum and Ammonia. CKstart firezd Box vas, PKJCA, O. Joy forever. Mnchinery. The only of Charles II. French fashions swept perfect eelf-cleaning and healthy and agreeable substances, ita fast-droppingtoolsIn use. A E N S I O N BTTT.S.... England like a cyclone. The puritans I&talogae many excellent qualities commend it LOOMIS & NYHAN, Alum and Ammonia. FRET TONIC BITTERS were shocked, and affected all TIFFIN, OHIO. to all and have made it the most FIT FOLKS REDUCED fiHEPAKD'S possible simplicity and sanctity. popular remedy known. C-Vk Appetizer known. ThefirstBitten containing Iron erer wlrar•iHdinAaeriaa. n"^IIIF(*\f AlTirn *mri ATTt-nrmig J.P.oI,l.mi.DrntaUtcCB—rt«t.8tJ«nl.Min»» When courtiers adopted hats .with Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c Mrs. Alice Maple. Oregon, Mo., writes: FFVFRCURED T0 nKf CUREDL I "My weight was S20 pounds, now it is 195, HAY O N E O N head plumes i4they clapped on round and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. a reduction 125 lbs." For circulars address, with 6c. We want the name and address Contains Alu Dr. O.W.F.SSYDEK, MeVicker's Theatre. Chocaso.Ilil black caps and screwed up their religious Any. reliable druggist who of every sufferer in tbe- ANSY PILLS! faces and, when shoe-buckles may not have it on hand will procure O E S I O. A A U.S and Canada. Address, P. H*roldSajw,M.D., BuCtlo, H.T. Alum and .Ammonia. were revived they wore strings. When it promptly for any one who Safe and Bare. Send 4 tor "WOMAN'S SAEB wigs and snuff-boxes came into lashionable 1 8 9 1 wishes to try it. Do not accept any So. 3 3 I A O E A S GUARD." Wilcox fcpeelac Co.. Pkila_ Put. I K. W N V. Iy'SAWYER Alum and Ammonia. use it is said that Steele's substitute. W E A & CO. large black periwig cost him no less CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO, S O W N than 40 guineas! Such a wig was Alma ad Ammonia. SAt! FRANCISCO, CAL. the idol of fashion. At the same Minneapoli or Duluth LOUISVILLE. KY. *EW VtiMt M.Y. fiXLVER S A WW 1 1 I MinneapolisR or Duluth.TS time there was nothingsomonstrous Alu and Ammonia. I E S I E S O E as the head-dresses of the ladies. ^Kmm^^^mmm^aBm^k^^mmmma GRAINf I E S I E I E A S A O A N PCTEESE: S VTe send the marvelous French COARSE I O S O N & TZlX.Sit.-k Remedy CALTHOS aud a. We also have the very best facilities for plac-? They formed a kind of edifice on the JP9K Aluiaan Ammonia. lejral guarantee that CALTHOS will ins trades for future delivery in ail markets. head three stories high, and the industry STOP DUehsrces &. Emlasfena, Above diagram -was drawn and verifijed in all its details, by Prof. Peter CURE Spermatorrhea, Varicocele -^•CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED connected with the manufacture and RESTORE Lo«t Visor. Collier, vdio is pre-eminent as a Chemist!, and Scientist. The lllttetration is Use it and pay if satisfied. of.wijrs and the dressing of hair made in accordance -with his chemical tests of each brand enumerated. Address VON MOHL. O I S S CURJE O supported nearly half the working The Carbonic acid gas was calculated to get the leavening strength and Sole American Ajcata, ClnciiiBAil^OUa. the quantative analysis to ascertain the, comparative wholesomeness, purity, population of the realm. Best Cough Medicine. Recommended bjr Physicians. anid general usefulness of the leading Powders. The result of Prof. Collier's Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to tha examination and test, reveals the fact, tihat, -with but one exception, every I I C||PP||CC^*WfLH'aer,efl*Oa tABtft. Children take it without objection. By druggists. brand tested contained either Ammonia or jAlum, and a number both. I I LI L0|f „,-„9, Ditching. Pump. A of Colors 1 faq. Wind&Steam Kach'y. Encyclopedia 25c Kbt one woman in ten thousand ~ould| use an Ammonia or Alum Baking O N S T-i O N jp in the red man's country, in American Well Works, Aurora, III. Powder if she knew it. Such Powders not only undermine the health, but I I I 3 S A N A S I A O I »„„... which representatives of nearly all A ammonia imparts a sallow or blotched complexion. ELM STREET, DALLAS, TEXAS, Branch Heuma. races appear to have congregated, NOTE.—Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder, as shown by Prof. Collier's SHIP YOUR (WOODWARD & CO examinations, is the only pure Cream Tartar Powder found free from adulteration there was a fistic contest between and the highest in strength. All authorities report Dr. Price's free from Messrs. Bine and White, and strangely Ammonia, Alum, Lime, or any otfier adulterant The purity of this ideal enough they were both black. The Powder has never been questioned. black men were arrested by a red man •k Indicates the Powder contaicingleither Ammoni a or Alum. and tried before a white man. It was •j- indicates the Powder containing!both Ammonia and Alum. »__•"..- „j .MINNEAPOLIS Oft DULUTH, While the diagram shows some of tliese Ammonia or Alum Powders not a war of races or of color.—Galveston to be of higher strength than others classed oelow thejfl, it must not be taken News. ^-fij^i that they possess any valne. All Ammdjnia or Alum powders should be •voided as dangerous, no matter how high thjpir strength.,| X**\ '3&i§P^$&* r«