ss ag^ii«j:^p^PS5^^l \g'^ 'fi»»5igf*«»lSS»*^^ P%i vr^^,a:f^v^|5^^p^a»^gifsr *«*f"8 A BI O A N E :*S then I was disguised nothing like HER OLD CHARGE IN DANGER. Possesses Marked Business Ability, LUCRET1 A BORGIA. that to give a fellow a feeling of assurance. A youth In West Ninety-first street, Bedad, it was only a trifle, mam, Some Interesting Facts in Connection Aunt Maria's Efforts to Save Her Ihat cost me the loss o' me place New York, displays an aptitude fcr I had assumed the character of a With That Historic Personage. Master From the Telephone, lo the question asked her she made no business rather remarkable for one of Harlequin. The costumer had advised reply, There is a well-to-do young Southern his years. "He visits stationery me to take this travesty—you know With a grin on her foolish face. The distinguished art critic and historian .(pticura it exacts an irreproachable figure. man in this city who lives in a stores and solicits the privilege of of renaissance, M. Charles Yriarte, "The missis she gave me thebabbv to mind Modesty forbids my adding: the man taking home all the second-hand handsome residence not far from has attempted in the Figaro And a pinny to throw in the strate was a good judge. paper-covered novels the shopkeeper Central Park, and he has among A organ grinder who came along what may be called the rehabilitation I danced, flirted, drank champagne, may have for the purpose of covering And stopped jist forninst our gate. of Lucretia Borgia. Thanks to Victor other valuable possessions a family of intrigued. Oh, it was delicious. From them with manilla paper. Then," Hugo and Donizetti, the public in general "But instead of the pinny I threw the time to time my friend Edward in seven children. reports the Recorder, "he canvasses the with loss of hair, either simple, scrofnkMSV has not a very high opinion of the child, passing would touch my elbow and I hereditary, or contagions, are speedQyw He had been "brought up" by an neigborhood stores along Columbus An' the fuss thalta the missis made daughter of Pope Alexander VI. and permanently, econonvcally, and infallibly say. "If the madam could only see old negro "mammy" somewhere near iv a it. an' so I left- by the Ctrncmu. REMKDIKS. consisting of C»•ncxjRA. and Amsterdam avenues and secures the sister of Caesar Borgia. But all you now," referring to my mother-inlaw. the great Skin Cure, CDTTCUBA SOAP, am. What dacint gurl would a' stayed?"' Alexandria, Va., and when his wife advertisements from butchers, bakers, exqusite Skin Purifier and Beautlfier, sorit How we laughed! through so-called history runs a strong —Boston Transcript. recently suggested that another nurse CtJTicxjBA RESOLVENT, the new Blood Fuilfli grocers, bell-hangers and so on at 50 Just then a hand was placed on my current of legend, which is apt to and greatest of Humor Remedies, when the, bmtr be secured for the children his physician and all other remedies fail. This tostrong arm. I turned around. There stood swe^p away the facts and leave a substratum cents each. These he places inside the CAUGHT." thoughts reverted to Aunt Maria. -He language, but true. CUTJCUBA a Moorish woman, elegantly costumed of fancy. "Was Lucretia covers, writing them with a pen in a are the only infallible blood puiiftas. decided to bring the old negress here, Sold everywhere. Price, CUTICUBA, SOcu her white satin mask allowing me Borgia really a Messalina and a Julia?" bold hand and making them conspicuous and in a few weeks she was comfortably SOAP, 25C RESOLVENT. $1. Prepared by Potter to see only her eyes, burning with a Drug and Chemical Corporation, Boston- asks M. Yriarte, "holding the cup of by novel arrangement of the installed in the nursery, much to WAS feeling verydull, Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases." diabolical fire, her robe permitting a poison with one hand and the poniard the awe of the northern born young lines and the oddity of the lettering. yes, reallybored, partial glimpse of superb arms, velvety *S"Pimplee, blackheads, chapped and oBj' with the other?" If we study che annalists southrons, who were not familiar He charges the stationer nothing for 9S" skin prevented by CUTKUBA SOAP. shoulders, and so forth. when this of the period—Gregorovious, with institutions of a bygone age and the binding and places the title of The orchestra was murmuring a languishing Backache, kidney pains, weakness^ droll adventure for instance^—we find no trace of poison who did not quite understand Aunt each book on its front cover in waltz. What would you have rheumatism relieved in one minute by ft Maria's authority. or poniard no more than of improper happened to me. attractive style. He is doing a thriving ,CPTIC0BA ANTI-PAIN PLASTKB. done in my place? Just what I did. I love—at most seven love letters, I said droll—I put my arm around her waist, felt her business, making money enough to The young man had a telephone in SICKHEADACHQ written to Bembo, poet and cardinal, supple form swaying against mine, purchase his own clothing, pays for should say lamentable, his house, and as the old negress had which English misses may read and away we went like a whirlwind. his modest amusement and bhas a never heard of that invention she butlwill without the use of a fan, in the glass What a waltz, my friend, and what Postcirelrcwc* bicycle besides. The lad lives with looked upon it at first with wronder leave to case of the Ambrosiana of Milan. tfceaeUttlePir a woman! But she was not a woman his parents and attends school regularly. and then with suspicion. The jingling Tksy also Nllev* she was the demon of the dance, where also is preserved piously the judge. Here tnaaCfomDyapa. The business instinct is so bell, receiver and other neccessary dlcasttoa aadTooH. yes, even more before Iliad taken ten lock of hair before which Byron went the story: adjuncts were more than Aunt Maria's largely developed in him that he can •attng. Apscfses turns, I was enthralled, enchanted by h& a into ecstacies. Lucretia Borgiaffwas TZ"JF? 1 assuranceJ «dy forDlMlinM.T" mind could master. She would +.n *. .nh«, 6 i, canvaas for 'ads.' with all the this adorable necromancer. I was Two dajs ago I met my friend married at 13 to a nephew the Drowsinsss, Bad never go near "dat debbU's t'ing nohow." of one old at the business. The storekeepers la th« Month. drunk, mad, fit only for the insane Sforza, Giovanni, lord of Pesaro, who Edward Beaumont on the boulevard. Tongna.Pain in «k* readily see that the announcement asylum, the cold douche, and the was 26. Owing to the irruption of the TOKPH He is a "bon vivant As soon a. we Finally, one day last week S. rang of their wares on the coyers of strap. I was ready to trample on my French into Italy, soon after their regulate lbs B*-»*la. up from his office, and after a brief these books repays them, as the books exchanged the salutations of the day, most sacred vows, to forget my dear union in 1493, the course of politics Purely Tsgatabl*. conversation requested his wife to are, after covering, loaned on the 202101X1PriMXSVTOBS.KCeMsa,CO. little wife, so tender and true. I had caused an annulment of the marriage, I said: CASTE send the old woman to the telephone. circulating library plan by the stationers but one wild, insensate thought, to to which the Vatican lent itself with "Come, and dine with me to-morrow." A great deal of persuasion was required and in constant derrfand by the carry this phosphorescent creature Smai! Pilli Small Dose. Small Price the cynical morality of the epoch. to make her consent, but she ladies of the neighborhood." (who clung to me like the ivy to the To revenge himself the outraged was finally induced to place the receiver "No, I thank you it is impossible." young oak) into some retired corner, husband launched against Lucretia's at her ear and listen. and theee express in undeniable terms "Why impossible?" father a frightful accusation, which Atlantic City's residentpopulation is 13,000. The Soap I "Is that you, Aunt Maria?" inquired the mad passion she had inspired in In the hight of the season it has been may be regarded as the foundation of "Because I am going to the masquerade S. over the wire. known to reach 140,000. me. subsequent leglends. The young ball of the Princess Wassalo\Mia. An expression of astonishment It was wrong, wicked, I know it, beauty became henceforth the shuttlecock It will be a magnificent affair spread over the old woman's countenance, and I have repented, oh, so bitterly,because of politics. Being in need of If your mind is cloudy and you feel dull quickly followed by one of awe and heavy take Allen's Iron Tonic Bitters. all the best people in society will be I have been punished. I the alliance of Aragon, who was reigning All genuine bear the signature ot J. P. Allen, that and another of fear. For several pleaded irresponsibility. at Naples, the people made a there, elegantly dressed, 'en masque,' Druggist, St Paul, Minn. minutes she stood bewildered, and Did my danseuse divine my inspirations9 union between his daughter and a consequently mysterious intrigues then she shouted: I have reasons to suppose so natural son of Alphonse II., king of GRATIFYIN O ALL. and coquetry ad libitum, topped off "L-L-Lawd a massa. Mars' Randolph at least she offered no obstacle. We Napier. He was reputed to be the The high position attained and the universal Cleans with a superb supper—truffles -and waltzed again and again, gradually How you done git down dar?" handsomest prmce ot his day in Italy, acceptance and approval of the pleasant Then she decided that he could not drawing farther and farther from the being at that time 17 and his wife 18 champagne." liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs, as crowd. but be in danger. "Come out'enit!" years of age. Owing to the jealousy "Ah, you are lucky." I answered the most excellent laxative known, illustrate she cried. "Youse up to some more We passed through a greenhouse, Lucretia's brother Caspar Borgia, the with an envious sigh. the value of the qualities on which Most dim, cool and fragrant with flowers. dem pranks like when yo' was a chile. handsome Alphonse was strangled in "Well, come and go with me. I will its success is based and are ab^^ndantly This opened on a lawn. The night was Come out'en it! You'll git hurt. I'se the apartments of his father-in-law, present you. gratifying to the California Fig Syrup Company. warm, the grassy sward soft" as velvet, comin' den arter you," and with Alexander YI. In 1500. Lucretia "What' without my wife?" colored lamps, like luminous that she started toward the street wedded for the third time another "Of course fruit, hung from the trees. Beyond door. Alphonse, son of Hercules duke of "But there's my mother-in-law. My Kansas farmers planted 2,000,000 acres Ferrara. At that time she was 20, this grassy plat, a dark, shaded grove. Mrs. S. had hard work to keep Aunt more of wheat last fall than the year before. is Lenox. dear fellow, ou don't know the severe We entered it, vibrating to the distant Maria at home until "Mars' Randolp'" and remained to her death, seventeen principles ol that austere dame. She music, languishing 'mid the hispering arrived. She refused to have matters years later, the "pearl of spouses." would be furious at the bare thought leaves. Apart from the fleeting breath of of such a thing." explained, but abjured him by everything scandal, which attributed to the princess What would you have done in my not "to go down dar again." "Ah. you are too guileless. I can place? I tore off my mask and sent it She has never gone near the telephone two lovers at the court of Ferrara, manage all that. I will-send you a Adviceto the Aged. since.—New York Herald. the chroniclers hnd nothing to the devil then I softly untied the dispatch saying 'The case of Gilliard ^Vhen Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, whereof to accuse the golden-haired ribbons which held the mask of my comes up tomorrow yon are needed Ag bring:* in it as A N E E E E S S O N When shewas a Child, she cried for Castoria, adorable coquette. beauty. So (says M. Yriarte) that come without delay It as the simplest ft-isb^bowels^weak liver-d a blntV Tutfe ler and torpid we are forced to the conclusion that thing the world to arrange, and Just then—w hiz' Bang' A crash of When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, all her manifold wickedness must your mother m-law will never know." fireworks inundated us with a flood of W S he S for a me He When she had Children, she gave themCastoria. have been committed betwreen the But I have no costume. I would dazzlmg light. Half blinded, Llooked Literar Labors not dare to go unmasked, and have ages of 13 and 20, a supposition not up my Moorish beauty burs* into a One of the younger literary women, easilj'- credible eveu in that precious '•ome dn\ eler reporting my -name in mocking satanic laugh. Oh, horror! who has made the beginning of an excellent epoch. his paper It was my mother-m-law!—From the reputation, though she is too French ot D. Darce. "Xo trouble about that, Babine, young to have become as yet widely Russia has just borrowed another $100,000,000 have a specific on these OL he Milkman' the great cotetumer, is not ten steps stimulating: the bowels, iv in a for the extension of railways. known, makes the statement that she a discharges it a in in mm from here. Let us go there and choose Kind of Men That Command A certain milkman had to deliver he griping a has definitely and for some years a costume, you can have it sent to Great Ocean Steamers. Scourg-ed to Thei a his milk every day in the week, Sundays ". a IMPARTING VIGOR *if laid down her pen. The reason she my rooms. Come there and dreSbj Clear-headed, brainy driving men So subtle and tenacious is the poison of included. After he had made and your -belle-mere" will never berfche gives for resigning the foothold she malaria, that many persons afflicted wit'a are these master mariners, bearing his rounds he would drive with his to he id bladder a it never, through life, get rid ot the venom wiser. Tbe a re adapted to old or young/, patiently a responsibility that needs has struggled for are not without family to church on Sunday. On this in their systems. Such people are not to SOLJ EVERYWTraitiiV What would you have done my an iron will and a courage faltering at interest. "I have noticed for some be found among those who use Hostetter's particular Sunday he left his horse place? I did just what you would Stomach Bitters, which completely eradiates nothing. There is no royal road to time," she says, "that I have before the house of one of his cstuomers it. Most benign of anti-malarial specifics, have done. I said: -"All right. Gome their station, nor can willing hands A We want the name and a*dress been unable to be ordinarily civil to in Rockville when he came out it is also a sovereign remedy for biliousness, on." make them what they must be. They of evciy sufferer in the kidney troubles, costiveness and my little girl. I am busy and I cannot & of the house his horse and milk cart cannot crawl through cabin windows, A A U.S. and Canada. Address* dyspepsia. keep my temper when, in the A O I P.I»roldH»y.»,B.D.,B«&K».t were gone. When found, the horse Perhaps you have never met my nor, for that matter, come flying middle of a paragraph, baby interrupts mother-m-law. I will describe her. Got hay-fever? Some say and cart stood in the accustomed Johnson's in a pier head jump through the Anodyne Liniment willcure it. Between -io and 50 years of age,gangway me. The climax came just a ,FAT FOLKS REDUCED Try it and with ose leg forward and the shed at the church, some four miles report to us. hair slightly gray, eyes still bright and 1| few days ago. The child entered the other aft. They have to fight their away, all safe and sound. .Kto 25 lbs. permonthbyhunnlassbarbs! alert, reasonably embonpoint, always fS! way over the bows, and struggle out library a few rnrrrates before lunch Remedies.dNostarring,noyinconTCnima.econfidentialStrictl.effectsbttondan Now. how should that horse know It is proposed to establish a mail dressed in a black serge robe, and of the ruck and-smother inthefo'ks'le, hour, walking slowly and timidly. on the street cars in St. Louis. that that particular day was Sunday? Bend nc for cir^lo™ nnl **«tinioni»ils. ^flre—Dc poke bonnet, her hps thm, her voice O.WJPJSmssBJIcVicker'sTheatre Bide. Chicago.IflU by sturdy buffeting and hard knocks, for he was performing his accustomed She came to my desk and put a little sharp, in truth, her whole appearance AN EASY WAY OUT by the persistent edging of stout duties daity and there was nothing to bowl in front of me. 'Mamma,' she harsh and forbidding. 1 shoulders backed by strong hearts remind him that that particular day said, 'I have picked up thirty-six But I must acknowledge-she has and steady brains. If it is in them was for him to attend church. dandelion blossoms.' reared her daughter perfectly. I have they will make their way in the end Even birds can count. The jackdaw Of your difficulties, if you are a sufferer from contagious IjibmlT. but one repioach to make—she has surely, and may set the course and "Thank you,' I answered, 'I will will count as far as three, Let four developed the dear little thing an poison, or any of the results of an unscientific treatment of tfrat disease, look at tihem while I am writing.' stump to windward as they please, men enter a bower where he feeds and exaggerated «-=Crust ot all coi^ugal "A minute after I heard her in the while others .haul the weather earrings, then one of them go out these birds such as follow mercurial and potash poisoning is to take Swift's^ probity. I have otten asked myself next room with her grandmother. will not go to the feeding place. Or and drink their grog persistingly. how this au«fcere person could have Specific fiP^B^PSLI w*** on*y ^n(* re^e* a perma- 'Grandma,' she said, 'mamma let two come out—it is the same. Xo master 'mariners are made, learned the deceiving ways ot our sex. reaily stopped writing to thank me.' But let threeeo out, leaving the fourth not born, and, unlike many of their W re In thousands of cases that have stubresisted Her'acuten-ess does not tally with her "I threw down my pen. If it concealed behind in the thicket, and brothers in the ^Government service, rigid principles and manners" Well. she all other treatment, h.asL» seemed strange to my baby that I the jackdaws will fly down for their have to rise by energy, pluck, meritwhy may have gained her knowledge from thanked her, it is time I stonped been found effectual. This great remedy not I W {y feed. They can't count beyond three. enumerate them9—by a hundred the experience of her friends You on bookmakmg."—New York Recorder. —Hartford Times. makes short work of blood poisoning, but drives out all traces ot qualities the world is better for owning.—Scribner. know many persons speak Spanish who Inn never been to Spam. mercurial or potash poisoning. It is a purely vegetable remedy^ East Indian Barbers. Among the remedies that do more than I do not know if I ha\ told you The natives of India are recommend Johnson's Anodyne Liniment compounded of nature's most active agents, and it has been known-, very this severe matron passes her days at ingenious workmen, but their Why Men-of-war's Men Fight. stands first. as a Specific for blood poisoning for fifty years. But the easiest, my bouse It was atHrst understood tools \v ar*e of tiie most primitive "It is a curious thing, and one which California's yield of quicksilver that this .arrangement would be temporary. way out of such difficulties is to promptly begin the use of since Strange to say, a sword made bkind. the I could never satisfactorily account 1873 hass amounted to $70,500,000. It ha* lasted *e\ en years, native workmen will not rust under Mr. George Stewart, of Shelby, Ohio, writes: "As soon as for," said an old navy man the other and it seems (from wlaat my wife ordinary circumstances. and the Several Christian laymen of St. Paul and day to a X. Y. Times writer, "but if I discovered I was afflicted with the disease I commenced taking says) that I aaaa the one who insists vicinity have organized a Bible School to material is infinitely superipr to the the crews of an American and British upon her remaining—ugh— be held at Mahtomedi, on "White Bear and in a few weeks I was permanently cured." best that Sheffield or Birmingham can man-of-war are given leave at the same Lake, July 2d to 8th the week preceedmg The next day after" meeting my time in a foreign port, the result of turn out. I have often been shaved Treatise on a Ski Diseases Mailed Free:. the International Com ention ot the Y. P. friend Edwazd, during breakfast, broken heads and noses is no more a by an East Indian in Jamaica, to S. C. E. at Minneapolis. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Atlanta, CBr- Louis, my valet, tentered with a folded Prominence will be given to the following matter of speculation than the calculation which place they are brought to work envelope uposa his waiter. I felt 0 0 r*venu« topics: 3 ^Jt~t of the next -eclipse. As soon as the sugar plantations, and have never hot tmghngs run through -my wihole Verbal inspiration of the Scriptures. they meet a row is started, which generally had it so well and comfortable done Imminent return of the Lord. "body, but pretended not to'see the ends in all hands being disabled Enduenient ot the Spirit. either in America or England yet his scamp staaduag by my d&aar. Apostolic methods of Church Work. or arrested, sometimes both. razor, to look at, seemed like one '*lly son-in-law'" Evangelization of the world in this generation. purchased at a 10-cent store. These I looked up with a most linnQGent "It frequently happens that the police barbers carry with them a little brass L. W. Munhall, W. E. Blackstone, Geo. S. candid expression, interfere with the contestants. Fisher, A. Xash, E. 1ST. McKaig, John G. cup or miniature basin filled with "Well, my dear madam?" The unwritten law in this case is for Wooley and other Christian workers will "Louis has a dispatch for you." plain cold water. Dipping one finger the belligerents to join forces against be present and take part. resulrs fro "A dispatch. Ah, let me see." in the water from time to time, he the common enemy. I have often Full particulars will be furnished on application I take it, unfold it, I feel the .ayes rubs in the water all over the part to seen them come out Victorious in their to the secretary, E D. Manson, SAPOUO',W cleanliness aji St. Paul. of my wife and mother-in-law fixed contests with the officers of the law, be shavea no soap or substitute upon me. but I keep my countenamee, and after adjourning to a neighboring is used: then .he applies his razor, and The finest diamond cutting in the world !Ms a.solid cake" read it slowly, then shrug my MhfOtulders saloon &*r refreshments, begin again it glides over your skin evenly is done in Boston, Mass. with a gesture of annoyance. 5 their interrupted hostilities. scouring behapjxiso&p and smoothly, and though he goes "What is it?" asks my little \irSe "But it is only on neutral! ground Sharpens over each part but once heleaves your •Tr ihnyourn«crhouse-cleaning and anxiously. that these general engagements take skin smooth as an infant's cheek. "Nothing serious, my dear." likaaad [place. If they meet on. English or Each batda that comes over to CHEAP COMFORT The Appetite her the dispatch. It reads: "Tike American soil -each tries to o,u±vie the Jamaica has its own barber, as none case of Gilliard comes up to-morrow^ ttaether in hospLt&Uty." but one of tbeir saste may cut their WnTmWrZl tht smaU investment in one cake at the solicitor begs you will come immediately." hair.—Cincinnati Commercial Gazette There is nothing for which we recommend Filling a Particular Ctader. have a house or kitchen to cUcSL Hood's Sarsaparillia with greater confidence My wife gave a little sigh, a sig£i S& was in the days, so, ©a3cfering Inexhaustible Ingenuity. than lor loss of appetite, indigestion, sick headache which signified: a«*A™f,£rfl£ the vots and pans, and including the Misuser, he made it A special stapssiation and other troubles ol dyspeptic natnra. In The resources of iAxe advertising inventor "Poor fellow, obliged to travel all the VZ? best fr^fr^f^TV* Mbor-saving^soap. that one dish sfeouldbe an icepudding. the most natural way this medicine gently tones are endless. A toy gun for ,or smwnn£ and cleaning. Mi Grocers seU it eight on the railroad how fatiguing, I The waiter answeased, "Yes, sir," .and the stomach, and makes one led "real hungry." posting advertisements is among his faow annoying." disappeared. In dae course the Indies in Delicate Health or very daint7 PISO'S latest inspirations. I is used for My mother-in-law said nothing, only EEM3DT BeliefFOB CATABKZ*.—Best Eastern dinner disappeared also, at least as and particular at meals, alter taking Hood's ^^taeapest to InuSSSteVA 1S£ t.'SSS certain For fixed her eyes upon me. I sustained shooting advertisingArrows into trees, the roasts and entrees were coneenaed. Sarsaparilla a few-days, find themselves longing »HeadithasnoequaL the fire bravely. fenees, buildings, or any inanimate "Now," said the host, as he wiped the for and eatingthe plainest food with unexpected RRH *I&at eveningat 8 o'clock ISett these objects. The arrow is feathered with relish and satisfaction. Try it. perspiration from hk taxjw, "bring in ladies, a valise on my arm, romising Hood's light cardboard of various colors bearing he ice pudding." The waiter to r«£ero twea^y-four homes. ia large type any desired inscription. vanished, and presently returned, Two sections of the cardboard the bearing troinxphantly a noble plum -nostrils? & to1^* SB™*1 applied to nonius. «3ce.S0e. .Sold by drngajsts or sent by maiL My fwend Edwatsd and I arrived at and the resultant angles are embraced *-*, pudding, surrounded by & sea of HAsauLmrat Warren. Pa. Sarsaparilla the Pris*eess Wassaiowna's about 10 blazing sauce*. "Why, what Is this?" by a eross slit kerf, the rear of the A% o'clocfc. The orchestsa was intoxicating. asked the dismayed master of the stiek being wound with cord and the fii?i^«?a\^ GS08S ^DIAMOND BHAHO T&egorgeous scene of shimmering feast. "Doyouwanttobumusailup?" point sharpened to increase penetration. Sold by all druggists, $1: sfac for *5. Prepared silk, jewels, flowers, lights, all a "Well, sir," was the aggrieved reply, The advertising darts can thus only by C. I. HOOD *CO., Lowell, Mass. sparkling, dazzling, huriy-burly, enchanted" •^rou asked for a nice pudding, #nd be projected out of ordinary reach, •3? (OO Doses One Dollar aje. forgot- my austere this is the nicest pudding we $0tlld MMUMMI but just high enough not to escape the 3»£$ji£r-hv&2,jy &ad iwrjgjd principles make."—London Truth. W notice of thepasaer-by. W. K. V. CHICHCSTCR.CMCMICAL Co.,