^»»te^ascsaBeaai8!a»i£ei8^^ *$v T*f" ?Germa your children not to feel, and until O O O E N that I am the most nopeless of all O ur Would-be Aristocrats. you do this your marriage stands as E drunkards? Look at me. Look." Thousands of American young men, a wrong. About a year ago one of H^v He opened his coat. "1 have given of fair education and excellent possibilities, Syrup" your boys lost an arm at a saw-mill. my old shirt to a negro for a drink. S he can tell re every a on captivated by the pictures Weren't you the primary cause of his Does your pity sink deeper?" Started in at he creation. suffering, and is not a primary cause of English aristocratic life drawn in "Oh, please go away, George, go A he prefers cremation the meanest of all causes?" English novels, are learning to despise W he dies. away. You distress me nearly to ©ticuraHBDCURE..,^ "I won't talk to you." the mayor death. My God! I have suffered the simple, rational, useful life of the S he an a me each a sinew declared. "There is no reason in your enough." worthy American citizen, and to A if re too fat or thin, argument and no humanity in your "Ah, but not for me. You have court consideration and vulgar popularity S on will a her daily din ForThroat and Lungs conclusions. But come," he added in suffered because your own heart has by adopting the habits, and "PVERY HUMO O E S I N AN1V a softened voice, "why don't you Scalp of Infancy and childhood, whether been wrung you have not suffered because leading the useless lives, of English torturing, disfiguring, itching, burning, scaly,, S he can write he I have been ill for make an effort to keep sober?" of my degradation and despair. lords. As is usual in such cases the crusted, pimply, or blotchy, -with loss ot hair., O all a he timbrel a "about five years, and every imparity of the blood, whether simply. "I don't want to keep sober." Mary, you still have it in your power Till right ears he imbles copy is a caricature of the original. scrofnionB, or hereditary, in speedily, permanently, "And why not?j' "have had the best Yes, he can. to save me. With your help I can and economically cured by the COTICOTLAUEMEDIES, The untitled American lord proves consisting of CCTICURA, the great "Because sobriety is the mother of kill my appetite. I can do something Five a "medical advice usually to be a vulgar creature, having Skin Cure, CCTICURA. SOAP, an exquisite Skin* S he just dotes Athabasca thought." for us both. Be my wife and atone Purifier and Beautifler, andC0TicTRA RESOLVENT, "an I took the first as a mission in Alaska to assert his self-conferred lordship the new Blood Purifier and greatest of or for the awful wreck you made years "And you don't want to think—is a sends to a a a a dose in some doubt. This resultin by all that is most unattractive, Remedies, when th° best physicians and all otherremedies ago." that it?" fail. Parents, save your children W it a fan. a few hours easy sleep. There most inhumane, and most un-American—and years of mental and physical suffering. "Yes." "George I have always been true to Sold everywhere Price, COTICUBA. 5 0 a She'll smile o'er a coni section, was no further hemorrhage till next that is a good deal—in the "And wby don't you want to think? myself. I don't love you." SOAP, 2 5 REsotvEHT, $1 Prepared by at rouse dejection English aristocrat. In England, day, when I had a slight attack Potter Drug and Chemical Corporation. Boston. Your thoughts might amount to something. "Couldn't you learn—couldn't there A her ne'er defection Send for ,THow to cure Skin Diseases." aristocracy has no need to display or "which stopped almost immediate"ly The greatest man, you know, be progress?" Fiom her MSF Baby's sk man scalp purified and to obtrude itself in America it can By the third day all trace of is the greatest thinker." "There could be progress, but that *ST beautified by CUTICUBA SOAP. one a her a fainted, exist only by display and obtrusion, "So is the greatest sufferer." progress would be toward hatred." blood" had disappeared and I had Kidney pains, backache, and muscular A her fright a be painted for this reason the American would-be rheumatism relieved in one minute by tn»CUTICUBA "And when you think, you suffer, He looked at her in silence. He "recovered much strength. Th or bhe'd been a a in ANTI-PAIN PLASTER. 2 5 man must necessarily court attention eh?" took up his old hat, which had been W it "fourth day I sat up in bed and ate SICKHEADACHE! and try to strike the vulgar imagination "Yes, and so do all men. Go into a dropped on the floor, and turned it my dinner, the first solid food for or a cure her fond a it bled, library and look about you. What round and round in his hand. He by the mere accidentals of aristocracy, "tw months. Since that time I of she'd never read, do you see?" looked down at his shoes, from which such as any boorish Dives So he to on his head, it iv by "have gradually gotten better and "Books," the mayor answered. his toes protruded. He got up with a can command—houses, horses, turnouts, Till he died. I 4 am now able to move about the "And what are books9" stagger, gazed at her a moment, and They aiao relieve Dietreea yachts, opera boxes, and the from DyepepeU.Iadigestion he jury learned she cherished "house. My death was daily expected "Gifts from superior minds." then an expression likethat which follows like. And the vulgar are impressed and TooHearty to her in "Verish "No," said the drunkard. "They the swallowing of abitter draught, and my recovery has been, by such things, bow down in servile Bating. A perfect ratedy to learning perished, to 1 I broke through the red stubble about are the records of human suffering. a great surprise to my friends and reverence before them, and do their all cried, Droweineea. Bad his mouth. "Mrs.—I don't know your Every great book is an ache from a the doctor. There can be no doubt a a a Er a best to make a similar display.— in the Mouth. OeaM name," he began, "but Mrs. somebody, heart and a pain-throb from a brain. Tongue,Pain in the Md*. "about the effect of German Syrup, Forum. TOKPID XJTSB. They you are the most merciless creature But what's the use of all this talk? DAN MITERS. regnUt* the Be/wala as I had an attack just previous to that ever lived." What concerns me most at present is, Purely vegetable. its use. The only relief was after It is no uncommon thing that hot words Prlee SK Cents. where am I going to get a drink?" "The children say I'm kind." the first dose." J. R. LOTJGHHEAD, CASTS. MXDICIN1 CO., HEW TOSS. often produce a coolness. "You don't need a drink, Dan." CHAPTER I. "You have the spirit of a vampire." Adelaide, Australia. "There you go with your dogmatism. "The children think I have the spirit Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. A N O W E W it Beaver.) on Dan Miters was especially drunk. There you go measuring the of gentleness." 4 & Cedar St., St., Paul,Minn.,NEBv By this I mean that any other man grains of my want your half-bushel. "I hope you die the most horrible of ous I S E A S E S O O N E N E S E I A in the village o£ Cane Hill might have You don't need a drink and you say all deaths. I pray to God that you The Soap he fellow in to a witli de that I don't. I would not presume may die of hydrophobia—I implore been drunk—and indeed other men of as been of he temper to say what other men need, but God that a mad dog may bury his a society that respectable community had been it seems to be the province of all teeth in your throat." 41 known to indulge too heartily in other men to dictate to me. Come I id troubles if a in season are "Go away!" she answered. "Come, For Internal and External Uae. easily cured it A in drink—but that Dan Miters, being the am growing too sober, and shall begin children," she cried. "Go away from Stops Pain, Cramps. Inflammation in body or limb, Fact to think pretty soon. Won't you acknowledged drunkard of the place, here, you monster! I hate you! I wish like mama Cure* Croup. Asthma, Colda, Catarrh, Choi that era Morbus, Diarrhoea, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lameback, please help me out? Let me have —but I can't think of anything horri» Stiff Joints and Strains. Fullparticulars free. Price "When business is in he City, was especially and particularly intoxicated. twenty-five cents you can spare it. 35 eta, post-paid. I. 8. JOHM3QN& CO.. Boston. Mass. ble enough. Now go." he a well ok for breakers. He was a man of acknowledged A man who doesn't drink has but Artificial Gems. On Tender Hooks, sense. He had, gossip little real need for money, anyway. The village was the scene of fearinspired Attempts have been made, not without Cleans Nervous people are always on tender said, as a prelude to some disparaging Let me have twenty-five cents and I'll ferment. A report that a success, to form minerals, Artificial hooks. A slight noise smites the drums of do any sort of work you want me to." their ears like the clash of cymbals. The statement concerning his weakness, powerful mad dog had been seen in the ultramarine has long been an most trivial unexpected sound drives them "Will you help mefixup the address neighborhood had been brought in by carried off the honors at a wellknown article of commerce. The formation to the verge of distraction. But invigorated I've got to deliver at that political an excited farmer. The bravest of Most school. One thing was certain. of the diamond is said to have been and built up with Hostetter's Stomach gathei-ing'" men shudder at the sight of a mad Bitters, their supersensitiveness speedily actually effected, but in the opinion He expressed himself in better "Yes, I will." dog. Men that would fight a grizzle disappears. Dyspepsia, malaria, Kidney of the inventor the process is so difficult language than even the county judge bear tremble when they see a mad dog. troubles, billiousness and rheumatism are "And swear you'll never tell that and so dangerous, that the diamond-miner cured by the Bitters. you helped me?" Every man in the village went armed. could hope to employ, and this, at and the diamond-merchant "Yes, I'll do that, too." Double fastenings were put on every Cane Hill, was regarded as a convincing If wine improves by age, the elder wine is Lenox, door. The Widow Burklev was terror-stricken. need not feel uneasy. The ruby "And you will draw up a paper should command a high price. assertion ot a higher education. She could not be in-and swearing that you didn't write the the sapphire have lately been reproduced duced to leave her room. Gradually the address I delivered last month at in Paris, and curiously Good Blood Dan had first come to the village as the excitement died away. School Oddfellpws? I want you to do enough, the coloring matter in both is the agent of a nursery not that sort was resumed, but the widow was tremulous. this, tor I have heard it hinted around found to be due to one and the same of a nursery which would disprove the that you had a hand in it." metal—chrominum—in different states declaration that marriage, among the "Yes, I'll do anything." She left the school-house very late Is absolutely of combination. Red and blue stones, poor at least, is a failure to perpetuate Dan was about to turn away after receiving one evening. Two rebellious boys or an intermediate violet form which human misery, but as the agent of the money, when he caught had been kept in. When liberated the Essential to a company which had Irmt trees for might be likened to the rare and HASOLDHBID sight of a woman crossing the courtyard. boys ran away. The widow tried to sale. He did not thoroughly succeed beautiful oriental amethyst, ha\ keep up with them. She could not. HEW-DEBftRTURE- »BUFRWIH.Y. in running the gauntlet "of village Good Health been obtained in one and the same "Who is that," he asked. She was hurrying along the path when curiosity, for villagers are critical of N I N E N I operation, from the same lot of material. "Mrs Burkley, the widow we have a man came dashing past on a horse. appearances, and a lazy lounger who CLAIMS WANTED. employed to teach our school," the "Mad dog' mad dog!" he yelled. She The jewels thus produced sits all day at the store, while his mayor answered. screamed and looked back. The dog have so tar all been small large enough You may have wife is taking washing—the utterly "Where did she come from?" was bounding toward her. She fainted. Address, W E MOSES Col. to form the pivots of superior watch worthless fellow who would rather ANSY PILLS! "From Wilson County, I believe. works, but not large enough to rank wallow in the mire with a black falsehood both by taking the Did you ever meet her9"" No one had the courage to look for as rare and costly ornamental objects. than to recline on a velvet couch Safe aad Bare. Send 4 for Vr OMAN'S BAIT? "I think not," he said, and hastened the widow. Late at night, almost a *yitn a bright truth who \\ears a —Forum. GUARD." WUcex Soec-Mo Co.. a Pa. best Blood Purifier toward a doggery on the opposite maniac, she knocked at the door of filthy shirt and one '"bedtick" suspender ALLEN S IRON side of the street. the house where she boarded. who chews charity tobacco and Hood's TONIC BITTERS Morning came. A startling discovery spits at a knot-lole which, he thinks CHAPTER II. was made. Dan and the mad dog by the right of his own yellow slime, o«t Clcgant Blood Purifier, Lirer Iarigorfttor, To»l« On a hill a short distance from the Appetixer known. Tat Brit Bitten OMUUIBC Iron vrtt were found lying across the path near he has pre empted—that fellow will M—dlttAmerica. J.P.ALLH,Droj«Jil«C»e»lit.at.Pa«l.»llaB. village, a hill shaded by poplar trees, the place where the widow had fainted. criticise the clothes and facial ex When Baby was cick, we gave her Castoria, FAT FOLKS REDUCED was an old school-house, originally The dog's teeth were buried in Dan's Sarsaparilla pression of a stranger. built of logs, but now, weather-boarded When she was a Child, sho cried for Castoria, throat. Dan's fingers were stiffened .15 to 25lbs. per month by harmless herbal. Dan was criticised, not only by the and white-washed. The Widow about the dog's neck. Both were dead. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, lremedie*. No starring, no inconvenience worthless loafer, but by the merchant, Burkley had just told the children A «_""# tt?d Strictly confidential. —Pioneer Press. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, and even by the laded woman who had that they might go out and play until O.W.F.SlTXDXB.MoVlcker'sTheatre. Bldg. Chicago, Iff pBECHANrs slipped to exchange a few eggs for a she called them, when the door was small piece of calico. They declared S E W A N E E N E W S darkened by a reddish apparition. that Dan's hair was 1 oo red, and that The widow uttered a befitting little there were too many treckles on his shriek, and then, realizing no serious A Woman's Idea of What Is Interesting face, and it was agreed that he did not in a Daily Newspaper. cause for alarm, said ""Come in." locate yourself on he a of a dress as a gentle-man should. The She would not have extended this invitation horse unless a to be dis-located. "If there's any important news." PAINLESS. EFFECTUAL worthless loafer squirted at his preempted had she not wanted to set an said the newspaper man's wife, "wake Garfield Tea is guaranteed I satisfactory d-\ knot-hole and remarked example of courage. W A WONDERFUL MEDICINE. return package a get me up when you come home and tell "Xowvou're gittin' right down to Dan Miters stepped into the room. back. Cures sick headaches uiH the squar' tacts me about it." Fo BILIOUS & NERVOUS DISORDERS He stood for a moment, looking at A tradesman often loses his custom a A That was along time ago Dan was the widow, and then said: "Don't be And the next morning as he was a Held an his fingers—by absoibed into the community's social Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired afraid of me. I saw you yesterday walking home he hastily reviewed the charges. system, and became celebrated as the and didn't know but you—" news of the night to put himself in Digestion, Constipation, Disordered liver, etc., villase drunkard Previous to his "Is it possible!" exclaimed the woman. Beecharn's Pills cure us a us shape. achiewment of this distinction, the ills. ACTING LIKE MAGIC on the vital organs, strengthening the "Wake up,*' he said when he got fame had belonged to one Peter B. "That is what I was going to ask," muscular system, and arousing with the rosebud of health there. "There's a war with Italy on. Chess a often ends as a alays Bush, and it appeared that he could Dan replied, seating himself on a begins-—with a draw "About what9" she asked, as she never be robbed of the leputation he Whol Physical Energ of the an Frame bench Twenty years make a great yawned and stretched her arms. which he had laboriously acquired, Taken as directed these famous pills will prove marvellous A iioble gift in he world, Dr on change in appearance, -even though "Why, you know, in that New but attei a tew years of contest, lel an so A in restoratives to all enfeebled by any of the above, or kindred hearts some times remain the same." Orleans affair" a bless Peter B. Rush's warmest diseases. "Have you come here to reproach "Oh, that old thing." she interupted. S 0 ALj I S S admirers, A ere forced to acknowledge me? Children," she added turning to SParioes, S 3 "What else9" W suppose that there is quite as large an that the palm belonged to a ot craft on he a as there is several youngsters that showed a disposition "Well, at one of the Harrison meetings Dan Miters. What a handy man was n- S?S^^ 0 8 BEECHAM, St. Helena, Lancashire, England. on he water to loiter about the door, to-night" Miters when a comparison was needed! "run along now and play." r£eiht^fJ&£% fT^Wfa* does not keep them) will mail Beecha,n» I'itls on "Oh, yes, of course. Politics—always What an encouragement to innovation' receipt of price-but Utquvre first. (Mention Uiis paper.) $riprij%s The children vanished, and the politics." A man, speaking of some Thrift is good revenug widow, after looking about to see if one who was stupidly influenced, by "Lyman Gage has refused ', they were in hearing, said- "Ihave suffered liquor, was no longer under the necessity "Who cares. Give me some news." too much to bear reproach now," ofsajing that he was as drunk "Chauncy Depew has been indicted 1 rf,^B^ "But don't you think that you are by*' as the disieputable canine associate deserving of reproach?" he asked. "That railroad accident, of course." of the fiddler, but simply fulfilled all "No I acted as I thought best. I "Well, then, the Princess" demands by affirming that he was as promised to marry you, and while you "A European scandal. There's one drunk as Dan Miters. were with me, you did exercise so •everyday." Seriously—and unfortunately we strong an influence that I thought I The newspaper man sighed, thought resull-s fro are all compelled to be serious at loved you but when you were gone, I a moment, and then said: SAP0LI0:- times—the man of twenty-five whose knew that I didn't. I saw that I was •"I don't think of anything more exa education had not been neglected was cleanliness ajr charmed by your mind, but notcept little local paragraph about at lorty-five, a hopeless vagabond, charmed by your heart. Another man Mrs. Brown having left her husband!" with every hope trampled into the came. He was not bright, he had iHs&solid ce.ke^37oJ'scourin^ so&pt "Mrs. Brown' No! You don't mean mud away down the road behind him. many foolish words, but lov« is expressed it!" and she sat up in bed. "Why, she He did odd ]obs, cleaned out eellate, in words that are foolish. only lives a few blocks irom here. I and cut fire-wood for scolding women. Try iHnyour nexrhouse-cleajiing *nd beh&pjy You awoke my admiration he thrilled see her go by nearly every day. One day, when he appeared to be my heart. Then I wrote and told What do you suppose is the matter? CHEAP COMFORT soberer than usual, the mayor of the you not to think of me again. I was WilLeither of them apply for divorce9" village thus addressed him: Both the method and results when buried in the roses of my own happiness. "I don't know," he said- "There Can be secured by the small investment in one cake of Syrup of Figs is taken it is pleasant "Dan, I would like to know something How could I think of you?" isn't much doubt about it." about your life." and refreshing to the taste, and acta &ZPOLI0 wlienyou have a house or kitchen to clean "And you married that man?" She looked at him scornfully for a "And I, sir," Dan replied, "would gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, "Yes." W the paint to the pots and pans, and indudin^ moment and then said"And like to know something about mv "And were you happy?" Liver and Bowels, cleanses the aystern you pretend to get out a wnfws and floors it is the very best labor-saving^soat. death." "For a time. Then the dew fell off effectually, dispels colds, headaches newspaper. Bah!"—Chicago Tribune. "You are a funny fellow, Dan." for scouring and cleaning Grocers sell it the flowers. What could the flowers and fevers and cures habitual "No doubt of it,'sir. A corpse has do but wither? We went to a distant The Cat at the Grave. constipation. Syrup of Figs is the been known to grin." town, and there lie deserted me." A strange story, in which a eat is a only remedy of its kind ever produced, "Come, don't talk that way. You "Is he still living?" pathetic character, has come to light PISO'S CURE FOR pleasing to the taste and acceptable have been here now about twenty "He was hanged." at Paoli, Ga. A little boy of that village to the stomach, prompt in years and none of us know where you "Do you love his memory?" "No owned a cat that was a great pet were born." its action and truly beneficial its for I have learned to think, and wch&^ in the family. But the cat would ^J$$&Z££F8?€Z2£ "And do you really want to know effects, prepared only from the most thought is a dagger to foolish love." have nothing to do with any one except where I was born?" healthy and agreeable substances, ita "Did you know that I was the boy. The latter died, and "Yes, I'd like to know." CON SUM.PTI O here?" many excellent qualities commend it for two weeks the cat would come as "Well sir, I was born in the night." "No some one told me that you to all and have made it the most usual every morning to the door, and, "There you go again. Say, do you were lost at sea." popular remedy* known. going in the room, would cry very know that ifyou would brace up there "Did you sorrow over the news?" FO MEN ONLY! rirMSEl mournfully, and walk over the child's Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50o is yet time for jTou to accomplish Men, ciiror restore* 2 "No I did not love you." Care*,j-&Mi£ .« .~^i a certain Self something?" bed hunting for its lost friend and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. "Did you not hear something 2 FUSE I 111* a "Yes? But you have tried, and what Finally the cat disappeared, onlj ,l°7 "affe/er- I cared If 0 Any reliable druggist who else?" gf*gr a11 V^ A JJ. had failed. AddraS. fA have you accomplished?" returning occasionally. At last one 1 1 ii HamHroq.Box43 Albiop.Miejt, f^ "Not until a year ago, and then I may not have it on hand will procure CTTRT! 5s^~«^-»riEMffftiS CONSUMPTION. "Why, I own a good house and lot of the child's sisters saw the cat in the heard that you were alive and ahopeless it promptly "for any one who —I am married and have a family of graveyard, where it remains, only drunkard." wishes to try it. Do not accept any interesting children." returning occasionally for food. "It "Weren't you moved at that?" substitute. 'Vis that all?" Il«wapo^wiwa.4yfortfaeBbowdMe*«e bfil* f* keeps guard at the boy's grave, and "I was moved with pity." ^OunusOBottaamotthawanttiadmndottimm: "But isn't that enough?" "And would your pity sink deeper can be heard at night crying pitifully," CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO, •teMfaasfaaivbemmntf. Indeed Matron*uavfeftfc "Hardly, for you have not taught inLo your heart if I were to tell you —Savannah News. *Alt 4""* WCI8C0. CAL VATUAIJLKTREATISE on tUm^mmtowmt. t%* umnuE. n. sssEfc MEW rant *.r. -u *•&& {**,•£ A Stoeaeavr SS. I S S N. Hfe'