"Augus Hebrew women, on an average, are said A TALE O TWO CHAIRS. marine. I thought it a little singular signed by a leading clergyman of Melbourne, to live longer than those of any other race. at a an of his intelligence and apparent stating at Hira Holdsworth ability had no better position and Evelyn Burlingame had Flower* GRATIFYING O ALL. Elijah on his Lizzie calls. an at of carpenter's a on a at day been united in marriage. When chores are done and evening falls. The high position attained and the universal Elijah's bashful, Lizzie's sly. merchantman, and told him so. Of course, I gave them my blessing. acceptance and approval of the But then, her parents sit near by. His reply was at his limited resources I couldn't help it. I believe I kissed Giticura pleasant liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs, "Good-night, Elijah—Lis, good-night," had prevented his gratifying the bride several times, a would as the most excellent laxative known, illustrate And paw and maw, by candle light, in any other wray his passion for trav have continued had not my wife objected. Go off to bed and leave to bliss the value of the qualities on which its elling and seeing the wrorld. The explanation Their daughter and her beau, -with chairs or two years I suffered terribly success is based and are abundantly gratifying was not satisfactory, but a The next thing was to inform Mr. TTUMORS OF THE BLOOD. SKIN, AND* airanged like this: with stomach trouble, and as for Scalp, whether itching, burning, bleeding look into the handsome, manly face to the California Fig Syrup Company. Burlingame of the condition of affairs, scaly, crusted, pimply, blotchy, or copper-color-3, convinced me at whatever his reasons all that time treatment by a and as gently as possible I broke the with loss of hair, either simple, scrofulous^ A TAcoM^man recives anonymous warnings her«»ditary, or contagions, are speedily,, were for being on the Norseman news at his discharged clerk had physician. finally, after trying of death. permanently, econom cally, and infallibly cared* in his present capacity, they did not rather played it on the old man. I everything, said stomach as about by the CDTICTIRA REMEDIES, consisting of GcTICURA, the great Skm Core, CCTICURA SOAP, an concern me, and I asked him no further recieved his answer at San Francisco Johnson Anodyne Liniment takes the Elijah 'lows "Thi= weather'U do worn out, and that I would have to exqnsite Skin Pnrifler and Beautifler, and* questions on the matter lead there is none better," says a Boston in the person of Captain Gregson, A\1IO Eur hay'n Lizzie thinks so, too. CUTICUBA RESOLVEVT, the new Blood Pnrifterand cease eating solid food for a time at greatest of Hnmor Remedies, when the best "Went coonin' 'long with John las'night had been sent out to relieve me of the druggist. In due time we doubled the Cape of physician and all other remedies fail. This is least. I was so a that I could coons9" ''Get any "No moon wa'n'tbright command of the Norseman, but the Good Hope, ran the eastings down, strong language, but true CtmcuHA REMEDIES And so they court nanglit goes amiss All the pages elected in the Kansas house are the only infallible blood purifiers. not work. Finally on the recommendatio and crossing the Bay ot Bengal, sighted agents ot Burlingame and Co. were instructed are the bons of farmers. And Lige and Liz ha^v aimed respective Sold everywhere Price, CimcimA, 50c.SOAP, of a friend ad used to'pa me a full year's salary. one morning the IOAV sandhills and, tliaift luce this. 25c RESOLVENT. $ 1. Prepared by Potter Drug and Chemical Corporation, Boston. preparations O Truth later,the flat,sandy coast at the mouth Burlingame died of apoplexy, and as Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases." Far more immutable than the laws of the of the Hooghly. We took aboard Evelyn A\as the only heir, she inherited A it beneficial re Medes and Persians is this. Health isthe fl®"Pimples, blackheads, chapped and oily "StOJBffl" a native pilot, and were soon lying at all his vast wealth. sults, I procured a skin prevented by CUTICUBA SOAP. 1 8 blessing, priceless, above all others. Without anchor at Garden Reach, about eleven it who shall succeed? Small ailments, S to a bottle of A A iv at I a Backache, kidney pains, weakness, and miles below Calcutta. I went ashore temporary indigestion, constriction of the With Spartan will to do or die Flower, a com- rheumatism relieved in one minute by the,CUTICTBA bowels, a chill, inactivity of the kidneys accompanied by my wife and Miss Elijah seems to grcn\ less shy There is an interesting instance ot ANTI-PAW PLASTER. 25C. menced using it. I seemed to do may, aye, do culminate disastrously. And chairs become bewitched, I wis, Burlingame. SICKHEADAGHE water flowing inland from the sea. I Hostetter's Stomach Bitters checkmate these me good at once. I gained in They hitch, and hitch, and hitch, until During the voyage the young lady is found on the island of Cephalonia, short order. the\ stand like this. strength and flesh rapidly my ap had regained her health and spirits, in the Ionian sea, west of Greece. Th petite became good, and I suffered Six millions of dead letters are annually Positively cured and had become well acquainted with phenomenon occurs on the southAvest tkese Little Plllx. torn and sold as old paper in Washington. the carpenter's mate. While he took no bad effects from at I ate I They ilao r«hev» Dig side of the island near the small toAvn no liberties, I began to feel anxious tram fromDyapepsia.In feel like a man and consider FOB EMACIATION TVKE A I LEX'S IRON TOXIC and port of Argostoli. Tw streams di(«atlon aad TooHewt about the matter, and regretted at Bitters. All genusne bear the signature that A Flowe has entirely Bating. A. perfect remedy flow at a short distance from one the handsome youth was a member of J. P. Allen, Druggist, St. Paul, Minn. Liz9" "D'you like me "Oh, Lige' 'theykiss for Dladn«M.Haua«a cured me of Dyspepsia in its another, straight from the sea, for a Drowainua, Bad Tart* Then round gets caught in round, and of my crew. I pitied the poor clerk Canada does not allow a liquor dealer or in ta* Mouth, Coa*wJ worst form. A E S E E E I chairs resemble this. feAV yards, and then follow different I left in Old England and meditated on Tongu»,Pnn in the Bide. saloon keeper to hold any municipal office. Saugerties, N York. the fickleness of woman. courses. One turns at right angles TOKPID UTBB. Th«y I roffulate tha Bowels At Calcutta we loaded a cargo of and runs for some Avays parallel Avith W Utsey, St George's, S. DOBBIXS' ELECTRIC SOAP is cheaper for Purely Tegetable. you to use, if you follow direction*, than Price ZS Centa. jute for Melbourne and put out to sea. the shore and close to it. Then it writes I have used your A -Yankee Blade. any other soaps would be if given to On the morning of the sixth day out Ci&TXE M1DICIH1 CO., NEW 70B& turns again tOAvard the sea, and running, Flower for Dyspepsia and find it an you, for by its use clothes are saved. the baromenter began to fall rapidly, of course deeper and deeper, THE CABPENTEB'S MATE. excellent remedy Clothes cost more than soap. Ask your Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. and as the typhoon season was at grocer for Dobbins'. Take no other. doubles completely under itself, thus hand I telt a little anxious, although forming a loop, and finally passes out a S is The state of Texas has $772,836 in the there was no indication of danger in of sight deep down in a landward WENTY years ago I treasury after paying every claim. the clear sky and the light breeze which The man-eating tiger is a creature direction. In its course it turns two The Soap commanded one of fanned the surface of the Indian both cunning and audacious. One described flour mills, which will give an idea of Ocean. the vessels, the Norseman, by Sir Samuel Baker, which the strength of the current. There is About two o'clock in the afternoon of the old Allesworth no tide in the sea here, and the AOAV of became the victim of a practical joke, the sky to windward showed signs of line of Liverpool. the salt Avater brook is perfectly steady was not the typical old and mangy 1 a gathering storm. Professional pride When "Baby was rick, we gave her Castoria, i4 She was in the that and continuous. Th other stream told me to crowd on all sail so long as animal, but a powerful beast, of almost When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, disappears in the ground in a similar Eas India trade at the wind continued fair, but experience unexampled ferocity. I Avas a Wheu she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, way. This curious phenomenon has the time, and I was whispered at the lives of the ship's merciless highwayman, which infested When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, not attracted much attention because crew, my wife and Miss Burlingame depended ^_ about to make my Cleans a portion of the road, and frequently to a great extent 'upon my seamanship Argostoli is not on one of the regular first voyage as master. I had been carried off the drivers of bullock carts and good judgment. I considered tourist routes. No one knoAvs Avhat with her the previous voyage in the the matter a few minutes, and becomes of thisAvater, but it probably to feast upon them in the jungle. then, summoning the chief mate, capacity ot chief mate, and was more flows to some subteranean reservoir, The natives feared to travel Avith a Most said— The Chinese have no straight streets or than pleased when the firm called me and it may have something to do Avith single cart, and it became the custom walls, because they believe the devil travels "Mr. Everson, call all hands, take the earthquakes at occur in at to pass the dreaded spot Avith several into their private office and offered in a straight line. in the light sail, send down the studdingsail neighborhood once in a long Avhile, or, teams together. This, however, me the command of the ship. yards and booms, skysail, FOR THROAT DISEASES, COLGHS, COLDS, possibly, it feeds some distant volcano, proved a vain precaution, for the tiger etc effectual rebel is found in the u*e of I had just been married, and it is royal and topgallant yards fore and seized the driver of the hindmost cart, for, as is Avell knoAvn, the most "BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES." Price 23 is Lenox. aft, and close reef the topsails and needles to say at I accepted the and made away with him. in spite of cts. Sold only in boxes. generally accepted theory of the cause courses. firmS offer, at the same time arranging the cries of those left behind. of volcanic eruptions is, at they are During the past six years Minnesota has The mate, whose hair and beard At length, Mr. Duff, the superintendent paid $78,834 for wolf bounties. to have my wife accompany me on the due to steam generated from water, were whitened by the ocean blast of of police, provided tAvo covered jSn admitted through the cracks in the voyage. forty years, regarded me in surprise Maine and New Hampshire make nearly carts, each drawn as usual, by tAvo earth's crust, or in some other way.— all the worldS spools. for a moment, then touched his cap I have a favor to ask of you, Capt. bullocks. Th leading one was fitted A Noted Divine Says and returned to the waist. I could GoldthAvaite's Geographical Magazine. Thornton, said Mr. Burlingame, the Avith strong bars of bamboo, which The number of young men That DR •*I have been using Tntt's it Pill» see at the old salt doubted the advisability formed an impenetrable cage. In this FRANK POWELL (WHITE W E has cured for Dyspepsia, Weak Stomach and senior partner, when we were alone, of the course I was pursuing. of nervous disease^, brought on by the Costiveness, Tutt'sPills-havelonffIhwhich.witafflicted the driver Avas seated, and Mr. Duff "an I rely upon your honor to keep thoughtless \D utrrs OF \OTJTH, are legion, been himself sat Avith his face toward the no one need divpair of bring restored to the matter confidential." The orders for shortening sail were W A an E a rear, prepared to fire throug the bars health who will be advised by him, his St rapidly executed, and in "less than I bowed, and Mr. Burlingame went W at the moment of attack. Paul officei« daily crowded with grateful twenty minutes the Norseman was all patients. Write to him. on This Avould have been an exciting In modern times, we have only to snug tore and aft. In the meantime time for the driver, but at individual "My daughter Evelyn has become California HOAV has ?i\ ostrich farms look to India to be convinced of the the horizon became overcast with a Avas personated by a dummy This country spends about $3,000,000 a year infatuated with one of my clerks, and great usefulness of the elephant. heavy bank of copper-colored clouds for ostrich feathers. stuffed with straw, which might prove the agriculturist, Avho uses him before in the thirty years I have followed the lie has had the assurance to ask her tempting to the tiger's eye, out would ARE A SPECIAL BLESSING. Accidents will happen in all familie«. sea I have never seen the elements arrayed his wagon or his plow, he is indispensable, hardly satisfy his "palate. hand in marriage. He has been dismi^s-ed Use Johnson's Anodyne Liniment, it acts I never had anything:to do me so much in a more terrific line of battle and for the transportation of SloAvly the carts moved along the promptly. good. I reccommend them to all aa from our employ, and I have than they were at 3 30 of the afternoon heavy articles, he has no rival. We the best medicine in existence." dreaded path. Suddenly there was a seen nothing ol him since. My daughter Rev. F. R. OSGOOD, New TotfU of September 15, 1870. Opals that sold for $200 have been found roar and a crash in the jungle. A see him carrying immense tree-trunks in Oregon. SOLD EVERYWHERE. The hatches Avere carefully battened has taken the matter to heart, large tiger bounded forth, seized the Offi"~ O A I PjrrljrTMo/wiN.Ye- out of the Indian forest, and by his down and the watch sent below to secure and I have decided to send her out dummy driver, and dragged him aAvay. HOW TO^GET WELL indefatigable industry, in picking up what rest they might, while I Nothing could have been better with you on a voyage, in hope at the and carrying off large stones, aiding paced the quarter-deck, restless and planned, but one chance, necessary to change of scene and the companionbhip the construction of roads and railAvays. uneasy. Th breeze gradually died success, had been forgotten. No sooner Fo labor of this kind a coolie of your wife and yourself a out and a dead calm ensued. had the tiger roared and bounded receives from four to eight annas, The ladies came on deck and chaffed bring back the roses t© her cheek. upon the carts than the bullocks, terrified is a question of vital importance, me for shortening sail. Avhile five aaid six rupees are paid for' beyond control, Avent full gallop Anything you can dot assist inmakher the daily Avork of an eleqhant. across the country, followed by the The barometer continued falling, but it is equally important that you torgeb this wretched infatuation and I again ordered all hands called. this fact, we -conclude at one elephan other team, all in the Avildest panic. will be appreciated." use some harmless remedy A line ot foam was approaching on the performs the work of from It was impossible to fire, and after I had little faith dn my a'bility to starboard beam. a few seconds of desperate chariotracing, tAvelve to twenty-two coolies. many people completely wreck their health cause Miss Evelyn to forget her lover a a port!" both carts capsized, and lay, the record of the British expedition besides, as I had iust entered the married a a port, sir'" responded the with the animals, in a heap on the against King Theodore of by taking mercury and potash mixtures, helmsman. gronnd. Th victorious man-eater, state myself, I could hardly be Abyssinia in 1868, Ave learn at 4 4 I seized my trumpet and gave my victim of what he must have considered expected to sympathize with a plan elephants Avere shipped from Bombay for pimples and blotches, or some other orders. a practical joke, Avas left to a dry for the separation of two loving for use in the campaign. Each animal "Hau up your courses." meal of a straw-stuffed carter, instead trivial disease. S. S. S. is purely hearts, but I promised to care for the Avas in charge" of two men. Of The command was promptly executed, of the juicy native he had expected to this number five succumbed during the shipowner"s daughter as far as was vegetable containing no mercuryor and the men started aloft to go*.—Youth's Companion. campaign. The remaining 39 rendered my power, and the interv iew terminated. furl. They were too late. valuable services, being entrusted poison of any kind. And is at the "Dow for your lives! Down!" with he transportation, through a W a S re The following morning my wife and The tidal wave struck us on our mountainous country, of cannon, ammunition same time an infallible cure for skin diseases*. I went aboard the Norseman, which "Down in the district of town known port quarter, breaking over the poop and supplies. I was frequently was lying at anchor in the Mersey. 1 as Wall street," a distinguished railad deck, accompanied by a fearful gust of very difficult to procure food Treatise on Blood and Skin diseases free. At nine o'clock Mr Burlingame and official said recently, a number wind. Away went our courses, and for them, and a it was often necessary his daughter came aboard. The latter THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta. Ga. the topsails were literally blown from of sturdy men move about on crutches. to traverse great distances to was a handsome young lady of the bolt ropes. reach the Avatering places, the death They have all their arms and legs twenty-two years, but her sweet face I^E^S^esaxft&cci F^ I looked tor»the ladies who had been of the five animals is ascribed to these their faces are as a rule the faces of was pale and sad. and although she standing on the quarter-deck. Merciciful hardships. Although elephants moA I len Avhose lives are not too hard said nothing, it was evident at the 3re&ifeKfi heavens! they had been washed slowly through a mountainous counand xhey do not sport the Grand Army thought of leaving home affected her overboard, and I saw their agonized soon become foot-sore, they buttons. If you Avatch them you see deeply. faces half a ship's length to leeward. perform their task Avith admirable at they do not rely very greatly on Farewells were over, the anchor With a yell to lower away the starboard faithfulness. Without them it Avould was aweigh. and Mr. Burlingame, their crutches at the crutches, to be boat I plunged into the sea. have been necessary to await the TH E POSITIVE CURE. alter a parting grasp of the hand, and cure, are always under the arms in the as I rose to the surface I heard a building of wagon roads.—Goldth irtdefi.e a whispered admonition to "tak right position for use, but they cool voice beside me:— waite's Geographical Magazine. IELY BROTHERS. 66 Yftarea St,lfewYork Price60cta.l good care of Evelyn," stepped aboard are used very seldom. One of "Cheer up, Cap'n we'll save them the tender and returned to shore. the church bearers will stand sure." S N III. "We were towed down the Mersey, and talk to a friend, holding thecrutches I glanced over my shoulder and saw crossed the baa", and dismissing our As a rule a sportsman a take entirely off the sidewalk, a Mhe kins£ the carpenter's mate. tug pilot, bore away forth Cape of great liberties with himself Avithout Avill gesticulate with them, violently It seemed as though Providence had *ood Hope. being much the worse. No an Avas then starting on he will let the intervened in our behalf, for after the After we were well under way all ever harmed by wet feet on a moor, first terrible gust the wind subsided. foot of the crutch touch ground haaids were called aft to choose though if he tconies home and contemplates We reached the ladies and looked once in every three or four or half a .crew7 watches. As the filed by, one of them for an hour over a gunroom around for the boat. I was coming, dozen steps. These gentlemen are ri their number, a fine-looking young fire he aaaay be reminded of the the crew pulling like demons, while in 'railroad cripples,' who are suing fellow, attracted my attention. ItH-he old proverb bet-rue^ indiscretion. A deer-stalker has to the sheets sat Everson, urging them "Who is at yo.ung a I asked railroad companies for alleged damages put up with great exposure and temporar to greater exertion. pointing ©,ut ,to Mr. Everson, my they go around with crutchss discomfort, but he is rarely SAPOLIO is greater l+i&n By the time we returned to the ship chief mate. so they can swear on the witness the worse for it. a have to tihe cyclone had broken upon us in all *eopv»»owT -"Kenneth Gardner he shipped as run at the t®p of his speed for two or stand at they were on crutches for its fury, and for three days we drifted royally ihself:TVy^inyournexK carpenter's a was the reply. three miles along a rough hillside to six months after the accident, on account at the mercy of the storm. as the crew ranged themselves cut off a stag he has wounded or started, of which they are suing."—New •On the morning of the fourth a house-cleaning: Grocers keep ih iaa a line a little &ifoait the maiaiinast, or in some way made a mistake York Sun. the wind and sea went down, the tbe ladies came ©aa deck and walked with, a he arrives at his post as hot damage to the Norseman was quickly forward to wJaene I was standing. as a an can be. fflepaired, and we stood away for Melifoourn. DO YOU LIVE IN GREASE? B. FBANK POWELL (White Beaver.) Union As I turaaed to -greet th^ I was Block 4th & Cedar St., St., Paui,Minn.,NEBVocs The deer a*e not in sight, and have startled by & seream from Miss W DISEASES OF YOUXG E N ESPECIALLY. Dpon our arival Kenneth Gardner As a teue patriot and citizen you should naturalize yourself to be waited fear in the best position linsame, and the next moment I was «,sked for his discharge, which I could Dy using the best inventions of the day for removing such a charge for the shot, not for the comfort of 4 NK EASMUSSEN is convicted of bigamy holding her limp form in my arms. saot well refuse him. After the papers at Austin, the shooter. The place is high up— To live in Grease is utterly unnecessary when SAPOUO is sold She was at once taken below and soon ad been filled out I took occasion to 2,000 feet up, perhaps, among lichen recovered consciousness, but could in all the stores, and abolishes grease and dirt. BEECHMAS'S PILLS cure sick headache. thaaak the young man warmly in behalf and rocks and great patche».oi snow give no explanation of her faulting PWW& ©i Mr. Burlingame, and intimated REMEDY FOB CATARRH.—Best Easiest to use. it is October, and an east xv$% blows SECRETARY RUSK issues additional rules fit. Cheapest. Relief is immediate. A core is certain/ For tiaat it would be to his advantage to upon the little company of three which regarding the inspection of live stock. We were scarcely two weeks out before lsetuoa to Liverpool as soon as possible, seems to cut into their very hearts I noticed a great change in Miss giving him at the same time a letter finally a snow shower comes on, as it Burlingame. The roses returned to her of introduction to my employer, were a winding sheet, We have spent cheeks, a she seemed well pleased which .contained adetailed description a couple of hours or more in such a with her situation aboard the Norseman It is an Ointment, of which a of the gallant conduct of Gardner in SoWbydn:iggistlsparticlet smal Is an to the position, teeth chattering-, bodyshakeing, nostrils. Price,Wc. or w»n by ma.„ saving Miss Evelyn's life. Address. fingers benumbed. If the stag She went all over the ship, sometimes IIAZSUUXTOK. Warren. Pa. The ladies were ashore, stopping at judiciously wait for an hour he is accompanied by my wife, and one of the hotels, and I was to join |ENS!ON'££S£&Sf£S I CURE FITS! probably missed the above three fWmuasmieSflaat sometimes alone. Several times I noticed them later in the day I appeared her in conversation with the phenomena do not promote good rifle about five o'clock. Mrs. Thornton carpenter's mate, and, my curiosity shooting. Very likely the stag nevecomes was suffering from a headache and 3 yrs in last war, 15 ad,indicating chums, attr sincal at all he was suspicious and being aroused, I walked forward one When I say care I donotmeaawerelytostoptbeni Miss Burlingame had gone for a drive. iltHI-KS REDUCE for a tuo« sod tlranhave them return again. Imesna. a and got into conversation with uneasy, and preferred to take an unusual The young lad^ came in half an hour radical enre. I have made tae dfaeaee rf FITS, EPIJLEPST him. pass, and so dissapointment is orFAJLLETG 6ICKWESS a life-long study. I 5 V°*?J?.'•"•^wmontn byharmless herbal after accompanied by Kenneth a ireiueaies. Wo rtarving.no inconvenience warcant my rested/to core the worst cases. Because, I found Gardner an intelligent fellow, added to the other discomforts. Bufc ner. Exchanging greetings, the I a ejr*ot»- id ft. ™. ?%Si.?° Strictly confidential. othexs have failed is so reason for not now receiTinso possessing a surprising familiariwith such a wait has never made us ill, nor placed in my hands a document. I am. Send at once for a treatise and* EreeBottfoaf the rules of navigation and all have we ever seen a stalker who was myinfallible remedy. Give Express and Post OS?c 'A" BJRRELB TEA £r«, »S opened it and was taken flat aback H. JiOOT, SU 183 Peart St., N. 2 matters pertaining to the merchant the worse Soj^iy-From Macmiiians' at the contents. It wm a certificate Magazine- Free samples t.t all drcg^ists or Slfl W. 45th 8LJS.Y-