Tutt'sPills a me a or E A S E I E Here I was, alone on board a piratical some time, I would have a chance of Kansas City Star: One day while vessel, with, six about as getting assistance and be able to proceeding tip a canon in the Eaton he is a builder at buildeth slow, tough looking cut throats as one return and secure the schooner, possibly builds exceedingly strong will meet within a day's journey Mountains a large silver-tip bear before they had time to unload Eac seeming, inconsequent trivial a through the slums of any large city, and her cub leaped out and made a her, and certainly before they could .Cured by I triad with he oi a master's art jQitiGura and twenty miles from the nearest "With he delicate to of an artist's a #et away from the port. Upon this rush up the sloping side of the valley. Th lightest and tiniest am of sand point from which I could hope to obtain a iv I decided, and laid my plans accordingly. There were three in oar party, and a a a a is a a I arranped its place in that edifice grand any assistance, as I was right a a a a a a W architect never wrong every Winchester began to talk very in the heart of one of the worst •PVERY S I N A N SCAL I S E A S E In the first place, I must cripple ANTI-BILIOUS MEDICINE.^ wnetner torturing, disfiguring, itching earnestly and excitedly. The cub smuggling districts on the Atlantic Th Truth is a builder at 'enr a know, the vessel as far as possible, to prevent bnrnmg, bleeding, scaly, crusted, pimply, or Th work is so still tumbled dead the first fire. I call cdast. blotchy, with loss oi hair, from pimples to the her being taken away immediately. I a a a is Noiselessly, ceaselessly delving the earth, most distressing eczemas, and every humor oi id is a him a cnb, but the truth is he was "Well," said the captain, "as the I found a monkey wrench in the blood, -whether simple, scrofulons.or hereditary, Selectuiff, inspecting each object of worth a in is speedily, permanently and economically Explorin the depths of the sea and the air schooner is now your possession, more than half as big as his mother, the cabin, and set to work to detach at is E a jr cared by the CuTHnrau. REMEDIES, consisting Or the realms of the infinite everywhere. a a a CimcuifcA, the great Skin Care, COTICUBA SOAP, I suppose you will have no objection and weighed 240 pounds. The old her steering gear. I managed to get Sold Everywhere. Treasure of value beyond compare an exqnisite Skin Purifier and Beautifler, to our pulling her mto the wharf and the wheel off, which I threw over and Crmcrmi. BESOI/VBTT. the new lady did not show any injury, and Is gathered with consumat skDl. Purifier and greatest anof Humor otheRemedies, remedieswhen, Office,39& 41 ParlePlace,3T.Yi making her easy?" To which I assented. the best physicians all laiL board, and dislocated the rest of the the moment the young one tumbled The Troth is a builder that buildeth slow. Thousaads ot grateful testimonials attest their apparatus, so as to render it completely she turned and came baek square Yet the edifice a for a re wonderful and unfailing efficacy The casks and cases which had W A E I men to travel and take orders so unserviceable for a little When glittering records of warrior'B deeds, Sold everywhere Price. CUTTCURA, 5 0 delivering) $ 1 50 0 a year and expenses, inclose the teeth of the rifles, and, seizing her been stowed the boat were again Bewildering rales of philosoDhers' creeds, while at least. Either the strength SOAP, 2TC E S O E $ 1 Prepared by Potte stamp. giTmgreferencea,Morlanfc Co.Salem.OhiOw Drng and Chemical Corporation Boston. dead cub ift^her teeth as a cat does Th as of schools and Dolitical schemes, placed on deck, and a Ime was run to or stock of rock ammunition of my Send for "How to Core Skin Diseases A J?**elW S CERT, profit, on my CaocCa, a a a follies, enthusiasts dreams. a kitten, raised it fairly clear of the the shore by which the vessel was em^fcH IW Belts, Brashes. Curlers andnorelties. Sample) assailants had become exhausted.and tS' Pimples, blackheads, chapped and oily "=g* An allot he rubbish with which the world REE. Wnte now. Dc Bndgmao. 373 Broadway. N. warped alongside the wharf and ground and cantered up the hill—no for a while there was a suspension 4S" skin prevented by CDTTCUBA SOA 5 teems, A Cared without, the use of the K*if» made fast. The captain and crew A stubble has vanished a a of hostilities. Of this lull I took advantage Rheumatism, Kidney Pains and weakness easy matter, as, aside* from the 240 I O at the Iola Cancer Infirmary Iola, relieved 111 one minute by CHTICTTBA $ then jumped ashore and left me in and wrecked every possible Waupaca. Co Wis Wnt for book of treatment, pounds of limp and dragging weight, The Truth is. a builder at few a know, AHTI-PAIX PLASTER. 2 3 full possession without saying a way tackle and rigging, so that And tall the world a see, she had to force her anxious, loving A I E S a a "naUer feet. Solid word. comfort. Pamphlet free Saxs or tribute is levied at pverv one door, if after I left the craft an attempt Kne Well. way through oak brush, which plepbg.lO N a The weak and the humble each a to the They had not been gone twenty was made to run her out to sea it "You must be identified," brusquely ANSY PILLSI many mstamces, might have detained store minutes when it suddenly dawned could not be accomplished without And in at great future at the surprise exclaimed a San Francisco bank a steer. She got fairly away, upon me that the captain had not considerable delay. Safe said Sure. S«nd 4c. for "WOMAN'S SAJat cashier the other day to a tall, hooknosed albeit we fired several shots after the If we, as the a escape from our CKJABD ffllwx SpcclOo C*~ Fhllav. a taken the seizure ot his vessel so After I had carried my work of Fin the simple have often done more an woman in green, red and blue, FATFOLKS! 1 cub fell. quietly for nothing. There was destruction to a point when I Reduced 15 to 25 the wise who brought in a check at a time his month by bar something up, and if an attempt was thought it ceased to be further necessary I building at me for the free remedies. No We had just reloaded the magazines window was crowded. "Well, I—I— W a in to to be made to recapture the craft in the eyes of the law I began lax, Send 6c. for circulars and testimonials, iuures of our W mehesters and were communing O. W. F. aSTOBB,34» State St, Ofraf. alongside the wharf was not the why—I—no, it cayn't be! Yes, it is, to think of my departure, which as to taking the trail of the SEIZINaTsMUGaLEE. PATENTS place for me to attempt to defend must be commenced as early after too. Ajn't you Henry Smyth?" Inventor's old bear, which showed wide and or Ho to obtain a iny prize. I accordingly cut the darkness closed down as possible. I "That^a my name, madam," he replied clear broken bushes and disturbed Patent, sent fraa stern and bow lines by which she was got everything ready, oars muffled, coldly. "An' you don't know oak leaves and pine needles, when A I O A E I HE life of a preventive held, and allowed her to drop off and a lantern hung upon deck, that Att.y at Law, W ashington CI looKmg up we beheld our game coming me, Hen? I'm changed some, an' so mto the stream. When about fifty officer is not always they might be more likely to think I I I I Posters. Agents, Women, boys, erera» straight back for us She meant air you but I jisfc knowed I'd seen yards from the shore I let go the I 1 0 000 firms want lOO 0 0 0 per. was keeping watch alter I had left one of pleasurable excitement, business, too. Her red and streaming •—sons permantly to a papers a ye. You've got that same old cast in anchor, and awaited developments. the schooner. Before stepping from a Particulars for a 2 cent tongue lolled out of her halfopen as the following your left eye, your nose crooks a little stamp AGENTS HERALD, O 2.465 Pnila. a By this time it was daylight and tne deck mt the boat I fired two mouth, and her eyes partially story, obtained to the left, an' you're a Smyth all looking toward the shore I saw a ALLE N S I RON shots from my revolver into the air, closed in rage, would have seemed from an officer of the gang of about a doisen men, oneto over. An' you don't know me' Don't let them see I was still alive, and TONIC BITTERS quizzical in expression were it not of whom carried a shotgun, coming Dominion preventive then quietly shoved off from the side know SalindySpratt that you useter Ihe sutaal Mtood rurfBer Ur lartgorator, Tomie for the ferocity which leaped and down towards the warf, where they Appetizer knows. TheflrrtBitten coatainiac Ires erer aeh.-^lUeaiaAneriea. of the vessel farthest from the shore, will testify coax to become Salmdy Smyth. flashed in their depths like sheet I "—I-I(- r»«ilit ft f—' M*-*. had expected to board her without and commenced my pull along the lightning behind some cloud screen. Ours is not always a bed of roses— 'Member how you useter haul me to PENSIONS The Dl»a,bUlty in any any difficulty. I had forgotten coast toward the nearest house, a Dependent widows She came straight to us, and we settled school on your sled an' kiss me in began the officer in question, in relating to mention that when I first stepped and parents ar» ia which I knew to be about five miles her troubles at the first fire. the lane 'an call me your his story—and any one who on the vessel's deck I had shown my distant. I arrived there, and at once We found the cub up on the divide, badge, and at the same time my revolver, little true lore? 'Member how you joins the force under the impression making known my mission secured a of Pensions, W a in to O She had carried it at least sixty rods, which I said I would use upon cut up 'cause I gave you the mitten? horse and buggy and drove with all that it is will be sorely disappointed with two bullet holes fter shaggy the first man who attempted to disturb possible haste to the nearest town Land, Hen, I could stand here all hide as we found when we skinned her. before he has put in six months' the cargo or laid a hand upon about fifteen miles distant, where I day talkin' over them old times! service, especially along the coast of me. I was quite evident that there knew there was a tugboat to be obtained. You km i-dentify me now, ean't you, were no firearms aboard the vessel A My or Anniel ^ova Scotia and New Brunswick. I Ask your Druggist to order it for yan* Hen?" "Hen" did so, but in a mood at the time, or matters might not had a rather exciting experience of it He was old and seedy, says the I was not long in securing the services that almost produced apoplexy." have gone as smoothly with me. The I A PRESENT. of this craft, and the assistance Detroit Sun, and had evidently been a little time since with a notorious only way the vessel could be boarded of four well armed men, whom I knew a rounder for many years Too frequent gang of smugglers on the east coast was from a boat, and this gave me 1 could rely upon in case we had to imbibations of booze had finally E us your address and we will make you s1 of Novia Scotia. I had been made an opportunity of holding the fort, O present of the beat Automatic WASHING 1 fight. The tug was soon puffing her knocked him off his feet, and MACHINE in the World. No wash-ooa?dor S S 4 which I would not have had had the aware of the fact that a small 41 btogneeded. Wewantyoutoshowittoyoorfrl way toward the point where 1 had he gradually deteriorated social ,1, oractasaeentif yoHcan Ton can COIN M)OI schooner been tied up alongside ox a a a HANDSOM E WA^FCH 2 schooner of about sixty tons had left left the schooner, which we reached quality until he finally became a 7 first from each county Vnte quick. Adore** H. 9 the warf. LMTVDR,* WORKS.'5 De Stl N T. ~""C"P the following morning about daylight. tramp. His nose was red, his eyes for the French island of St. Pierre When the smugglers and their pals As we steamed around the bleary and watery, his voice was Mignelon, one of those French islands had reached the wharf they sat up a point we could see that the smugglers husky, and was propelled toward the lying off the south coast of shout, calling upon me to come had taken possession of the vessel public by a breath that was strong Newfoundland, a noted rendezvous ashore the boat which lay alongside and were landing the cargo upon the in its odonferousness, his hat was beach. Running up alongside we for smugglers, and knowing the the vessel, to which I, of course, but a remnant, not worth mentioning, 70S KlCOiXET AVE., XcntXAFOLis, 13 now the largest and made fast and jumped on board. paid no attention. The boat in character of the captain and crew, best Bnsfnesi. College in the Northwest S O his faded, beer stained graybeard A N TYPEWRITING O O E E I N which I had made my trip to the The captain and his gang commenced had not been shoved in out there was little room left for doubting Commercial Law, Penmanship and the common g"gw«H schooner lay on the shore, and in a to show fight, but the sight of branches are taught by the best of teachers. Few of public gaze by a barber for days, that they meant business, and College-_Journal, address A O N few minutes I saw that an attempt our revolvers, five of them drawn in and his frowsy hair sadlyneeded amputation, would leturn with a good supply of FOR MEN ONLY! battle array, quieted the fighting was gomg to be made to board the and from his coat tail propensities of the pirates, who, however, French wines and liquors to smuggle vessel in the stream. The boat was protruded the traditional oyster can. boarded and shoved off toward the when they saw us manning the along the coast. I was also schooner. I stood by to prevent a windlass to raise anchor, were disposed pretty well satisfied of the point at O I E 1 O S He shambled into Verner's saloon landing on the deck being effected, to resist, but concluded not at a gait that was half shuffle and which they would attempt to affect a Both the method and results when and as the first man placed his hands to. ••fcwt. lotto WaWIOOPnrily••*•»*, a S half stagger landmsr, and accordingly lay waiting •toantbta wa^tnTOSTBiOttD OSSUS PASm»rSflS£ Syrup of Figs is taken it ia pleasant on the rails to jump on board I drew As we tripped the anchor the captain, AkaotataiT aalaBtac BO ———TnT ImiSH ia a "Gim me er drink. I want a drink," the arrival of the suspected craft. my revolver and cocked it in his face, who still remained on board and refreshing to the taste, and acta he remarked piteously, as he put his •225 *••. A44rJ^i^7licAt^tpt^Tjg threatening to shoot if he did not with six or seven of his crew, asked gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, I CUR E FITS! I knew I had a pretty good job cut dirty trembling paw on the bar. drop back into his boat. us if we were not going to put him Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system out for me, but determined to go into "Hurry up, I jes' seen Annie, ain't on shore, to which I replied no— Looking up suddenly I saw a cut efiectually, dispels colds, headaches it single handed. I had lam in got no money, but must have er that we intended taking them throat looking ruffian drawing a and fevers and cures habitual When I Say care I do not mean merely tostopl ambush about twenty-four hours, drink, for Ijes' met Annie." around with us, prisoners. for a time and then have them return again. I as bead on me with a shotgun from when at midnight I heard a boat constipation. Syrup, of Figs is the radical core. I hare made the disease of FITS, KFL "Who is Annie?" inquired the bartender, the stern of the boat, while a dozen By this time the tugboat was puffing pulling toward the shore from a vessel LEPSY or FALLrSG SICKNESS a llfa-Iongstody. I only remedy of its kind ever produced, as he handed over the bottle. pirates called to him to shoot, and I away ahead of us, when suddenly warrant my remedy to core the wont eases. Pnrsn— which soon came in sight and pleasing to the taste and acceptable others have failed is no reason for notnowrecernngay innie' Annie" uttered the tramp we heard a splash, and looking think the command would have been dropped anchor about one hundred core. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Bottlaeff to the stomach, prompt in a sad and reflective tone of voice, carried out had not one of the crew around we saw the captain and his my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post OS-sa. yards from the wharf, under the cover its action and truly beneficial in its O O SI. 1 8 3 a St. K. as though he was ruminating on knocked the gun out of his hand into crew swimming for the shore for dear of which I concealed myself. The effects, prepared only from the most VASELINE. happy bygone times, "Annie, Annie, life. From this out we were unmolested, the water, remarking at the same boat's crew, four number, landed, healthy and agreeable substances, its my dear, dear, Annie time that "we wdl all be hanged if and, after a few hour's sail, and after satisfying themselves that FOR ONE COLLAR sent ns by mail, we will many excellent qualities commend it The bartender looked compassionate you shoot him." had my hardly earned prize safely deliver, free ot all charcces, to any person i» the coast was clear, and leaving one to all and have made it the most srcured at the wharf beyond the the United States, all the following: articles carefully and ass a tear rose to his eye he of their number on shore to reconnoiter, I can tell you I felt a little easier paefced in a neat box reach of the pirate captain find her popular remedy known. forgot to notice that the sorrowful One two ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline lOcte. returned to the vessel to when I saw that gun drop overboard. One two ounce bottle Vaseline Pomade, 1 5 piratical crew, wrth the "queen's tramp had hit the bottle three times Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50o commence landing their contraband But there I was, one against twelve, One jar of Vaseline Cold Cream 1 5 broad arrow" fastened to her mast, One cake of Vaseline Camphor Ice ,1 0 'My boy." he exclaimed, as he and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. cergo. and I did not know how many more One cake of Vaseline Soap, nnscented IO —Commercial Bulletin. wiped oft his chin and went toward One cake of Vaseline Soap, seated 2 5 The time had now arrived for me recruits would arrive when word of Any reliable druggist who One two ounce bottle of White Vaseline 2 5 the door. my poor Annie is any to commence operations, which I the beizure reached along the hostile may not have it on hand will procure $1.10* 4 0 0 0 a Old, body what I kin work the symperthetic Or for stamps any single article at the price. must admit, in view of the great shore. I had now been thirty-six it promptly for any one who If on have occasion to use Vaseline in any racket on fer a drmk es I have hours without sleep, and only a Probably the oldest timber in the odds against me, I did not do without form be careful to accept only genuine goods puV wishes to try it. Do not accept any up by us in original packages A great many ou'" some doubt as to my personal cracker or two to eat, which .1 had world which has been subjected to substitute. S- ?Ml 8 tf.S re try1"?/ to persuade buyers to taks- VASELIJi E put up by them Never yield to sues He vanished through the door safety. I was well armed, however, fortunately put away my pocket. the use of man is found in the ancient persuasion, as the article is an imitation without CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. just time to avoid being hit with and had been in some pretty tough I could not leave the side of the vessel temple of Egypt, in connection with value, and will not Rive you the result you expect A bottle of Blue Seal Vaseline is sold by all dru« a club stone-work which is known to be at SAN FRANCISCO, CAL places before, and did not feel disposed for one moment, and I did not 5!est at ten cents mumiLLE. KY. NEW YORK. N.Y. least four thousand years old. This Ckesebrough Co., 2 4 State St Hew Ter«v to show the white feather just know how long that state of things Little Love would last. The nearest point from was the only wood used the contraction now, probably stimulated to the effort BE3EXHAM1 S by the knowledge that the prize where I could get assistance was of the temple, and is in the This is how a parson took leave before me would be a, valuable one if twenty miles distant To attempt form of ties, holding the end of one his parishioners a town in the far I secured it. to hold the vessel against such odds stone to another. When two blocks west were laid in place an excavation with no prospect of help reaching As I left my hiding place to take a "Dearly beloved, our parting does about an inch deep was made in each boat I had observed tied to a stake me was ridiculous, as I must give in PAINLESS. EFFECTUAL not seem hard to meforthreereason8 in the end, so I determined to make Dlock in which one of these wooden on the shore about 100 feet from me, —you do not love me, you do not the best escape I could. ties, shaped lixe an hour-glass, was W A WOTSUERTTTL MEDICINE. with a view to reaching the craft before any portion of the carsro could driven. I is, therefore, very difficult love each other and the Lord does The boat's crew, seeing that I *AugH For BILIOUS & NERVOUS DISORDERS to force a stone from its position. possibly be landed, I noticed a bnrly not love you If you loved me you meant business, and that any one looking sailor approach and get into These aucient ties are made of would have paid me for mv services who attempted to board the vessel Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired her and startffor the schooner. I timansk or shittim wood, the same took his life in his own hands, after during the past two years. You do hailed him and asked him to take as that from which the ark was constructed.—St. hanging around for an hour or so, not love each other, otherwise I Kgestion, Constipation, Disordered liver, etc., me off to the vessel. Tothishepaid Louis Republic. pulled for the shore to renew their should have more marriages to CTIN LIK E MAGI on the vital organs, strengthening the no attention until I drew my revolver, attack in another way. Immediately ^celebrate, and the Lord does not under the cover of which he returned A Cool Thief, muscular system, and arousing with the rosebud of health on landing they arrayed themselves ^Nove you, for otherwise he would and took me in. 1 saw that, A thief went through the Mount along in line, and commenced call more ofyorto him, and I should he W Physical E of he an a if possible, he would upset the boat Ternon, O.. Sanitarium the other a fusilade ot rocks upon the vessel, Taken as directed these famous pills will prove marvellous have more funeral services to conduct." a me into the Atlantic, day. He drove up to the door of smashing skylight and everything restoratives to alt enfeebled by any of the above, or kindred which I determined, if possible, to the building in a buggy, hitched his breakable about the deck. I dare diseases. prevent. He began to pull for the His parishioners did not press horse, and went m. Soon after a not leave the deck for fear that a I S S vessel, and laying all his strength on I S 3 then* pastor to stay.—Vanity Fair. second attempt at boarding would lady patient entered her room and Prepared only by TH0S. BEEGHAH, St. Helens, LancaaMre, England. one of the oars, succeeded, as he had found a man there with a two foot be made, and to protect myself from B.J?. AXZXartX)., Sole Agvnt* far Unite* State*, 36S A 367 Can** St., Sew at first intended, in breaking it. I rule measuring a window. Turning the torrent of stones which were flying Z^LV^Tl^youT ^ugg,st dor* not keep them) urtU mail Beeeham's Pitta on. a Predjudice seized the other, and at the same rece»i« of price—but %*uptire first. (Mention, this paper.) about my head I was obliged to to her he said: "There seems to be time dealt him a blow which laid The superintendent of the Arkansas take up a position behind one of the only one slat broken out of that him flat in the bottom of the boat, masts, against which I had to stand blind, and I've only found four so far penitentiary upon meeting old and then paddled for all I was worth in an upright position for over an in the house." He then went out I S O S E FCMR Foster, who had served a term for $he schooner. hour, as by this time re-enforcement and went through the other rooms, prison, asked. had arrived, and I can assure you and, having: completed his researches, It being dark the crew supposed I Medicine. Becommended they made it pretty lively for me for "What are you doing now?" got into his buggy and drove was one of their own gang who had else fails. Pleasant and a •4 a while. After a time, tired beyond take it without objection. "Preacbm\ sah away. Soon after the lady who saw been left on shore, and did not oppose druggists. endurance, I manased to get hold of "What, preaching when you have him in^her room found that her purse, my boarding the vessel. When CON S MPT I ON the mainpeak halyards and raise the with $17, was missing, and an investigation just come out of the penitentiary?" they saw the trap they had fallen into, gaff of the mainsail a few feet above proved that the thief had "Oh, yas, sah, fur da doan make however, there was a general uproar, the deck, which gave me a first rate no diffurence- Dat's de time fur er ransacked all the rooms right before and had it not been for the interference shelter from the shower of roefcs man ter preach, case den er nigger of the captain I would certainly the eyes of the manager and all of P\\i\iS-TT1—rDIAMOHDBRMDIAMOHD'BRAKD%* CH/CHESTER'S BmUSH, REO CS088 EHHNROYM which was still falling upon the deck by bein' &het up wid so many white have been thrown overboard. his assistants.—Cleveland Leader. on all sides. men knows whut sins dar is in de I looked about the vessel and THE OWKSIWM. AMD 6KMUIMC Tim worl.' Ef yer wants ter 'gust er found that preparations had already I now began to think of what was nigger, boss, pen him up wid white S 7 a a S B*mm JHmUMmKomwZS E S S been made to land the cargo best to be done. If I surrendered fe. ia naap. ftr parfieataa. nulla—Ills, and "SeOef car Tiastra fcT[iiffir TnTitmifmin men."—Arkansaw Traveler. before daylight. The boat had been now the chances were that I would The Ohio law which demands that loaded down to the gunwale and was not get away alive or at any rate all executions be conducted prison about to start for shore when I stepped would receive a rough handling., I and between midnight and daylight A Savingr CI ause. on deck. must manage to escape unknown to was intended to suppress newspaper Extract from a railroad bulletin the crowd on shore, and this could "Well," asked the captain, "what particulars but in this it is a grand "Notice to the traveling public—It only be done after nightfall. I do yon propose doing?" failure. Full particulars are always should be distinctly understood that escape by the boat which lay alongside, 1 informed him that the vessel was to be obtained by a hustler. If there the rates quoted by our agent on and pull along the shore, to now under seizure, and that nothing be any cruelty in hanging a murderer dressed hogs shall apply only as the nearest settlement without their should be landed until I had received height and not as a passenger it is certainly cruel to ronse him discovering 1 had left the vessel for my instructions from Ottawa. up at midnight to walk to his death. tariff." —Detroit Free Press. *M%f Mh.