a iv in Pulpits His E A N S I I N I N N E ed in a suit of blue broadcloth (and If mince meat is chopped, salted and ForOldandYoung*? There were three public occasions this too shortly after a steamboat The best practical joke I erer knew sweetened and canned while hot, and after captain lost a suit of blue elothes) a lew days reopened and the cansfillednp •&!*" in the course of the year upon which —said Uncle Will, in the story telling Around the richly-laden board Vutt's Live a as in on t*m\l A The family are clustered. with cold West India molasses, it will prevent old Stephen seemed to be kindly disposed hour after dinner—was one I played cbild to a a or in the New England clergy used to feel Where's spread the glorious tempting hoard its moulding. Pills afce* as on us a %t^4 toward him, but when the old years ago when I lived at Hampstead. warranted in preaching politics The honsewife's skill hath mustered. fellow learned that Sim was a mere I was working at the carpenter's If aught can bring more joyous eafae these were Fast Day, "Election Day," Ringing Noises singer of rhymes, he frowned up on Than this, eall me a sinner trade,—it was before I got the —which meant the day on which a Or anything, but not late, please, him so darkly that the poet, with a start I have now,—and a lot of us To the Than&SKrriQg dinner. sort of nervous and trembling hum new governor was inaugurated,— were just finishing old Simpkins's In the ears, sometimes a roaring, buzzing sound, We wander far apart at times, or, said: "Must be gwine ter rain, or snapping like the report of apistol, are caused and Thanksgiving Day. Few such barn. Simpkins was the richest and But here in sweet communion, by catarrh, that exceedingly disagreeable and I see sich er black eloud." stingiest man in town. One afternoon, occasions were allowed to pass unimproved. Forget the joys of other dimes, very common disease Loss of smell or hearing "Yas," the old man replied, "yas #1 several days before Thanksgiving, In the year's reunion, iv to to he weak, to a bow* also results from catarrh Hood's Sarsaparilla, But the pews kept close it is gwine ter rain. Gwine ter rain els, id a bladder a Wbate er the threads of Joy or pain. we got talking about him, the great blood purifier, is a peculiarly successful watch of the pulpit, and more a in a it Reeled off by Time, the spinner, pitchforks, too, lemme tell you." remedy for catarrh, -which it cures by eradicating and Jerry Bowles said: "He's an, a re wouder nl, a in to per How blest to gather 'round, again, stones are told of those occasional One evening, a short time after the from the blood the impurity which causes and as in old screw, but I bet he'll have the The dear Thanksgiving dinner. promotes this disease Try Hood's Sarsaparilla. Sold Everywhere. old man had made the buck-shot sermons than of any others. Their decency to give us all Thanksgiving "I used Hood's Sarsapanllaforcatarrh, and received What rhymester could enumerate threat, Sim, after slyly picking his humor is commonly apparent at a turkeys." great relief and benefit from it. The Office, 3 9 & 4 1 a Place N. 3ZV Such joys, or name some sweeter way through the woods, called at PATENTS obtained. Fees moderate Informs. catarrh was very disagreeable, especially in the glance: Their kinds .and number are too great I I Ml 1 0 tionfree J. R. Litteil WashingtonD. Mandy's house. He found her sitting winter, causingconstant discharge from my nose, To harnessen be in metre. In Dr. Adam's book on "Thanksgiving," We laughed at that, and told Jerry ringing noises my ears and pains in the back ftADEIEI II TEA Cure Constipation in the shaded doorway, singing a Sufficient it, indeed, must be liniirilCl.ll I CA and Sick Headache. of my head. The effo-t to clear my head the a good story is told of the he might take it out in betting, To find one's self a winner, soft and melancholy song. All that Free samples at all druggists or 319 W. 45th St.,NV& morning by hawking and spitting was painful. Of all the welcome jolhtv Kev. Dr. Ely, of Connecticut. The for though Simpkins had given us a kept her from blushing when Sim surprised Hood's Sarsaparilla gave me relief immediately, That crowns Thanksgiving dinner. PAMPEDC Cared without the nse of the Knife good doctor is described as one of long job, he wasen't in the least her was the extreme darkness UHi1Ul.no at the Iola Cancer Infirmary Iola, while in time I was entirely cured I am never the most prudent, faithful, spiritual anpaca. Co. Wis, "ft rite for book of treatment. bound to consider us permanent of her complexion. without the medicine in my house as I think it is pastors of his time. In a season of A POET OF THE FAITH. worth its weight in gold" Mas GIBB, workmen. "Law, Sim," she exclaimed, "ef you A I E S a amaller feet Solid 1029 Eighth street, N W Washington, C. W comfort. Pamphlet free Sam- great political excitement, it was But Jerry was obstinate and doan git erway frum yar dady'll fill pie pkg, 10c. he Co., N Hood's Sarsaparilla reported by persons hostile to him greedy, and he talked and blustered you up wid buck-shot." $5,000 stock of Clothing, new, seasonable goods CHAPTER I. that he had preached on political till we were tired of the whole subject, "Wall, he ain't ap'ter do it right Sold by all druggists, $1, six for $5 Prepared for this winter's trade manufactured within thepast subjects in a neighboring parish I ninety days Will take $3,000, balance unincumbered and I made up my mind that he deserved now, caze I seed him goin' ober toward only by.C. I. HOOD &C0 Lowell. Mass LD S real estate. Wiliamson & 'Kms, "was thqnght proper to trace the report 100 Doses One Dollar a lesson. I didn't say anything do sto Look yare, sweet chile Chamber of Commerce. Chicago 111 Filter was so to its source. The neighboring |ENSION*£a^.3r» at the time, but that night I o' natur, I got ter marry you, caze I SICKHEADACHE black that he parish was visited, and the inquiry gave a hint to Tom Knowles, a crony jest naehully kain't he'p it. W'en I 'Successfully Prosecutes Claim*.. made,* "Did Dr. Ely preach politics was sometimes of mine, and he quite agreed with sees you de birds 'gins ter sing wid Late Principal Examiner TJ S Pension Bureau. whenheJte?'' 3 yrs in last war, 15 adjudicating claims, attv sines. er new tune, an' de rosebud whatyistiday Positively cured by me. referred to as PENSIONS The Disability Bi i» these Little Pills. "Yes.T' wan't able to open its lips Welaid all our plans, and the evening a Law, Dependent widows "The Burnt Th«y also relieve Dii and parents ar» ineluded. "What did he say?" busts out in er joyful laugh o' full before Thanksgiving Knowles treat fromDyspepsia.In If you wishvour- S He digestionandTooHenrcj "Well, sir, if he did not preach politics, bloom." came to my house, bringing a pair of claim quickly and Successfully Prosecuted. Eating. A perfect remedy was, though, he praved politics." "Sim, please go erway. Ef you large yellow, turkey legs. I had arranged fdrDizBJnesa,Kanaea write to JAMES TANNER, late Commissioner Drowsiness, Bid Twite "What did he say?" envied by nearly all the colored gentlemen doan dady'll shoot you." of Pensions. Washington. I, C. a knobby bundle of sticks in the Mouth, Coated "Say? He said, 'Though hand "Ter me," Sim continued, "you is a and shavings, and we tied the legs on the adjoining plantations, Tongue.Pain in the 8ide TOKPIDLIYXB. Thej join in hand.yet the wicked shall not lamb dat libs in de fresh clover, de firmly to one end of it then the not on account of any physical or regulate the Bowels go unpunished." bird dat sleeps in de honeysuckle Purely Vegetable. whole was wrapped in stout brown even mental superiority, but because Another story told by Dr. Adams vines, an' at mornin' drinks de sweet Prlec 2S Cents. paper, with those tell-tale feet sticking TOSNlOOli.'ET AVE MIXXKAPOUS, is now the largest amibest can be referred to the thanksgiving the old fellow owned an excellent CJLSTIB lODICIlTI CO., HEW YOBS. dew. Now I gwine talk bizness. Ken Business College in the Northwest. S O out and any one would have declared A N TYPEWRITING, O O E E I N pulpit with fullest confidence. There you git yo' dady interested in de track of land and was reputed to be the bundle contained a big Small Pill: Small Dose, Small Price. Commercial Law, Penmanship and the common English, was once elected governor of Massachusetts camp-meetin' dat da gwine ter start branches are taught by the best of teachers. For turkey. the possessor of several thousand College Journal, address A O N a certain worthy gentleman ober by de creek?" My wife wanted me to go to the dollars in cash. Mandy, Stephen's A S E I N E who had been voted for as a candidate "I reckons so, "but what good dat CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH market for some purchases which PENNYROYAL PILLS daughter, was, of course, the belle year after year, but who had gwine do?" Fdeliver,Efree had not been delivered, and about OR ON DOLLAR sent ns by mail, we will always before been defeated. Even of all charges, to any person in of the neighborhood. She had inherited "Neber mine. You git him worked which she was getting anxious, so the United States, all the following articles carefully when he was elected, he slipped in by BED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. up an' w'en you does doan you go her father's depth of blackness paeked in a neat box that gave me a good excuse for driving Bare and nlwaji reliable Ladlee, One two ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline, 10cts. the narrowest of all majorities—one ask Druggilt for Diamond Brand in wid him at night. Doan ax no questions, down town. I harnessed Kit in One two ounce bottle Vaseline Pomade, 15 in fact, she had gone to a greater red, metallic boxes, scaled -with blue vote. The minority no doubt felt One jar of Vaseline Cold Cream 15 but do ez I tells you. One ribbon Take no other. All pill* to the light wagon, put the mockturkey Inputeboard boxes, pink wrapper*, are One cake c-* Vaseline Camphor Ice ...10 length in the line of inheritance, that his administration was a dispensation, word fo I go. Ef yo' dady gins his damreron* counterfeit*. Send 4 under the seat, and Tom and One cake of Vaseline Soap, nnscented 10 (ataxup*) for particular*, testimonials and One cake of Vaseline Soap, sented 2"} and were rather inclined and had largely partaken of the old consent will you marry me?" "Relief for Ladle*," in tttter, Tj return I started in high glee. One two ounce bottle of White Vaseline 25 mall. Name Paper to fasting than to give thanks. "You knows 1 would." man's kidney feet. The father's When we reached Jerry's house, he Ulehctter Ghem'l Go., Vadium 8c ., Phil*,. Fa. Or for stamps any single article at the price. The custom prevailed, whenever "All right. Good-bye." PENSIONo was standing in the door, and we affections were centered upon the if yon have occasion to use Vaseline in any LAND AND INDIAN form be careful to accept only genuine goods pnt the governor issued the annual proclamation CHAPTER II. DEPARTMENT drove on to do our errands. By the girl and, in the evening, when bullbats, up by ns in original packages A great many The daughter evinced such interest CLAIMS. for Thanksgiving, of sending ?rr.u£,,?i8£?Ta,re tFF'ng persuade buyers to take time the market-man had packed Special attention given the above NATHAN and triumphant bellow, caught A S E I NE put up by them. Never yield tosnch in the welfare of her father's soul by the sheriff of the county a apples, oranges, a big squash and a BICKFOBD. "B'» 5th N H. Inffc,, Solicitor of Claims persuasion, as the article is an imitation without Washington, References furnished in any copy of the same, on a large handbill, the droning black bugs that labored that the old man was deeply moved. value, and will not give von the result you expect. turkey into the wagon half an hour State. Blanks and information free A bottle of Blue Seal Vaseline is sold by all drnggisst to be read from every pulpit, He went to the camp-meeting and at ten cents had passed, and we thought it safe through the hazy air, he was wont to N. W. N. U. 1890 No. 48. Chescbrongh M'fg Co., 24 State St, New York- which document invariably closed,— became much concerned. He was to venture on our joking way. So sit under a squash vine that grew as proclamations in Massachusetts getting old and might not live but a we drove to the corner next Jerry's about the door and think of the little while longer. He had not paid still do,—after the signature of the house, and Tom, after pulling his time when she would be the wife of enough attention to his soul. He governor, with the" exclamation, hat down and his coat-collar up to CURE "God save the Commmonwealth of wanted, as nearly as possible, to an fnfluential man. disguise himself, went to deliver the '^a/N PRICE GKSH Massachusetts." make good the precious time which turkey. IT he had lost. On the year referred to the newly When he came back, he was overcome Mandy had been taught to hold One niarhc, while at the mourners' WWT.. elected magistrate issued his proclamation with laughter at remembering disdain the matrimonal negotations in the usual form. It is said bench, he thought that he felt a how pleased Jerry had seemed, he of the commonplace young fellow8 FOR that a venerable clergyman of the change of heart, and as he rode badn't recognized Tom at all, but of the neighborhood, and so faithiully along the lonely road towards home old party laid the broad sheet over just took the turkey, as Tom said, O S A E ALL S I S S he continued to pray. Suddenly a his reading-desk, and after performing had she carried out the old and ran in to tell his wife. voice from over head startled him: the piofessional duty of reciting I don't believe I have laughed so man's instructions that for him the it, with an ill disguised aversion, announced "Stephen Filter Stephen Filter!" much since I was a child as I did in future held but few fears of family W offer you a ready made medicine for Coughs, Bronchitis the official signature with thinking how Jerry's face would "Whoa. WTho datcallm' ine?" degeneration. In his vainity he had and other diseases of the Throat and Lungs. Like an intonation feebly marked by change when he opened that bundle. "Stephen Filter, look ter yo' soul?" often said to her: "Mandy, money other so-called Patent Medicines, It is well advertised, and points of interrogation and surprise"Marcus "Lawd hab mussy on me Lawd I dropped Tom at his house, went Morton, Governor? God hab mussy. Whut mus' I do?" having merit it has attained to a wide sale. Call it a "Nostrum home, and carried my parcels into an' ground dat'll raise big: years o' save the Commonwealth of Massachusetts! "Stephen Filter, preach de gospul the kitchen. Then, when I had unharnessed, if you will, but believe us when we say that at first it co'n an' monster stalks o' cotton is i" my -wife and I opened o' be Lawd." was compounded by a regular physician, with no idea that things dat talks wid de loudest voice them, and—my friends, Tom had "I kain't preach oh, Lawdy, dy it would ever go on the market as a proprietary medicine. in dis yare's ciety o' our day an' W Ea Much. made a mistake. He had given sarvent kaint preach." But after compounding that prescription over a thousand time darfo,' look out fur deman wid "Stephen Filter, on Thansgibin' Jerr%- the real turkey, and I had There is something new under the Day er man will come ter yo' house. tjmes in one year, we named it Piso's Cure for Consumption, brought the dummy home! It served de right sorter 'fluence." sun—a new way to make youth and Gib him yo' daughter an' let him me right, I suppose, but those turkey and began advertising it in a small way. A medicine "Spozen I doan lub de man dat's health and beauty perpetual. Not a legs did not make a very good dinner. take yo farm while you preach." got whut you calls de right sorter known all over the world is the result. new method of physical culture, not "Who is de man?" 'fluence?" she once asked. Why is it not just as good as though costing fifty cents a new dietary scheme, nor yet a new "Er poet o' de faith. Stephen Filter, Old Stephen threw up his head and to a dollar for a prescription and an equal sum to have it W Traveling you hab made er narrer 'scape. snorted like a "glandered horse." application of that subtle principle I cannot imagine why people are Go." put up at a drug store? "Doan lub him' W'y, blast my crap by which the mind rules the body. so suspicious of one another in this The old man whipped up his horse. ef I ain't er gret mine ter take dat oxbow PISO'S REMEDY FOB CATABEtt.—Best. Easiest to use. None of these, but a measure so novel, world. Start a car full of people out Sim come down out of a tree. Cheapest. Belief is immediate. A cure Is certain. For out dar an' wropiter round you so original and withal so economic Cold in tlie Head it lias no equal. of a depot, and for the first hundred The next morning, at breafast, the 'bout to' times fur de ignunce dat RR*N that it finds favor with many who miles of the way they look askance old man's face wore an expression of you has 'spressed on dis yar day. would none of all the other fads. at each other, as though doubtful deep concern. Whut, you talk er bout not lubin' er A new Hypatia has arisen in the whether to keep their pocketbook under "Mandy, ain't termorrer Thanksgibin' man o' 'fluence! Come, now, Mandy, It is an Ointment, of which a small particle is applied to the Day?" person of a New York lady physician, watch or not. This world has lots neber let me yare you make sich a nostrils. Price, COc. Sold by druggists or sent by mail. "Yas, sah." and the doctrine of physical immortality more nice people in it than bad, just po' folks' sklamation ez dat ergin. Address. £. x. IIAZELTINK. Warren, Pa. which she teaches is to fast. "Mandy, would you like fur me ter as a summer mead ow has more Lemme tell you, I blebes in 'the "Whe slovens gel- Kd they polish the This modern philosopher is a wellknown preach de Gospul?" flowers and birds than snakes. Lawn an' looks ter Him ez much ez I woman phvsician, who is fifty "Yes, sah ef you feels like it." Only cowards and idiots go through ken, but ez sho ez I lib I'd ruther bottoms of thep&nsr-Whe years of age and looks twenty-five. The, next day, at quite an early the land ignoring all the wealth of you'd marry a rich sinner den er op' RVA hour, Sim arrived. Her form is as supple, her eyes as OIL'*. blossom, all the shadow and shine of angel. Cazewhy? I'll' splain why. bright and her skin as clear as a "W'y, good mawnin', Mr. Poet, summer weather, to keep a perpetual It's bercaze I sees dat de white folks healthy school girl's. good mawnin', sah. Hain't seed you is de same way. Da goes ter church outlook for snakes. Snakes are fur some time. Glad you come. "How did it come about?" she said an' Hssvns ter de preacher talk ergin occasional, but flowers and sunshine, Look yare, I's got er bout er nuff o' to a writer in the New York Herald. money, an' de naixt day you sees thank God, are perpetual. Do you giverr^afiSflllSIf hey&i "Why, in the mostnatui al way. The de folishnuss o' dis worl', an' it em'er chasin' suthin' fit ter break dar know I rather fancy suspicious people human system is not a machine—it is strikes me dat I oughter preach naiks. are very mean themselves, and knowing never tired ofcleaning up Hole ober yare an' lemme tell you a live thing, and so gets tired and "Whut is it da's chasin'? De salvation their own capabilities for evil sutoin'. Dat daughter o' mine lubs needs rest. "discovered this many o' de soul? No, honey, da's they suspect and seek in others the you. She do fur er fact. Now, I tell years ago, and began resting mine chasin' er dollar up de hill and down ^similitude of themselves, as magnetized you whut 1 want. I want you ter systematically. When I find the by de branch, roun' de co'n crib an' iron searches out steel.—Chicago Two servants in two neighboring houses dwelt, physical machinery becoming clogged marry her dis day." ober in de new groun'. An' who is Herald. and heavy I abstain entirely "Wall, sah, I think I ken 'commerdate dat man stan'in' dar er clappuV his But differently their daily labor felt you." from food. Several times I have fasted han's un' yellin' 'go on, go on!' Dat's How he O an Is S Shortly afterward the ceremony Jaded and weary of her life was one, for twenty days, and every month de preacher, honey an', lemme tell It has been found difficult to get was performed. I take a three day's fast." you, it ain't no show thing dat he Always at work, and yet 'twas never done. to the correct soundings of the "Dady," Mandy said, when the old "But is it not very exhausting?" I doan' head dat dollar off an' ketch Atlantic. A mid-shipman of the asked. man got up from ihe dinner table, it hisse'f. I'se talkin' to yo' heah The other walked out nightly with her beau. navy overcame the difficulty, and "No," replied the doctor. "On the "whar you gwine?" now, chile!" shot weighing thirty pounds carries "Gwine ober ter Mount Salem ter contrary, it is very exhilarating. "£es, sah," the girl replied, "the But then she cleaned house with SAPOLIO. down the line. A hole is bored •preach dis ebenin', May dc Lawd be Of course it is necessary that the money giner'ly talks to der head, through the sinker, through which wid you, my chillun." IRRIGATION POMP. stomach should have a tonic, and I but dat ain' whut de hones' 'oman a rod of iron is passed moving easily have prepared one," showing a bottle wants. She wants suthin* ter talk OPIE P. READ. back and fourth. In the end of the containing a dark brown fluid. ter de heart." a bar a cup is dug out and the "What is it?" I asked. "Neber mine de heart," the old a a os to be I inside cpated with lard. The bar is "I call it a nutrient," said the doc* man rejoined. **Neber mine dat, fur We are assured on what seems made fast to the line and a sling Water Steam Vacuum Pumps, for Irrigating, tor, evasively. The taste and smell ef de head ain't all right de heart good authority that the project of Stock, Drainage, Coffer Dams and holds the shot on. of the preparation indicated that it gwine ter git left. Right yare Mining. The latest and most economical importing kangaroos into this country When the bar, which extends below was mostly of cocoa and wine. want ter say er word ter you. De pump made'. Will raise 75,000 gallon* is seriously entertained by several the ball, touches the earth the sling The doctor claims that a teaspoonful naixt time dat nigger Sim Posey water with one bushel coal, and elevate it enthusiastic and wealthy sportsmen unhooks and the shot sldies off. The comes yar I wants you ter tell him of this mixture, taken at 10tol50ft.high. We handle Well Drilling of the west. The animals have lard'in the end of the bar holds some not ter make no mo' tracks on dis the regular meal time, will not only Machinery, Steam Plowa, -which turn 6 been successlully acclimated in England of the sand, or whatever may be on yare Ian'. Needn' drop da lip do away with all desire for food, but 14-in. furrowa at one round. Send four the botton, and a drop shuts over and Fisance, and we are assured needn' try to make no skuse ler dat cents in stamps for mailing catalogue, to will prevent bad results from the the cup to keep the sand in. When that there is no reason why they long fast. feller, fur if he keeps on comin' roun' WESTERN MCHIIEBY GO. the ground is reached a shock is felt, yare lie gwine be sprized one deze should not thrive here. Thn practical I drink large quantities of hot ttti as if an electric current has passed days ter find hisse'f loaded down so extinction of the Buffalo has water every day," she said, "because 1412 17th St., DENVER, COLOb through the line.—Ocean. A heavy wid buck-shot dat he kaint left the plains without any big game believe the mNide of the body needs .^TH E VAN DUSEN-HARRINOTON CO., walk. I'se blowin' de warnin' ho'n of importance, and experinced ^washing as rai* has the outside." I now an' y.ou jbetter barken ter de Every year the doctor takes a trip S he ad a Addition. sportsmen declare that hunting the COMMISSION. to Europe, and she says that never echo darof." if% kangaroo, as practiced in Australia, Little Mamie, daring her arithme* Sim Posey"was a poet and was siuce she began putting her pet is second in excitement and interest tic lesson, recently asked her school consequently regarded as the most theory into practice has she experienced only to killing the Buffalo. The I N N E A O I S teacher how old she 'was. trifling negro in the neighborhood. a qualm of seasickness. scheme is not without commercial SELL BY SAMPLE, a "Said the teacher" (who had Mandy first met him at Bajou Cypress, And she believes that the same emancipation importance. Kangaroo leather is a already passed her thirtieth birthday) Quotations.«. _j CWca?ro?New„ -i.. *.-, .,.. 8 pri«»s. Prompt BeturnarjTWrit* fo» a watering place. He *had will be the reward of every 1 Execute orders Yor or Milwaukee. very valuable product, and the an imals with the naivete of which ladies gone hither to entertain the guests. one who follows her example. breed rapidly. Tfie promoters h£^^m^^ataft.Oto mi are sometimes capable when confronted He did not write his rhymes, indeed hope to be privileged to introduce with awkward questions: "I he knew not a letter of the alphabet, the new game at the beginning of the COLD HEAD A SCOTCH THANKSGIVING. can only say, my dear, I have passed but recited them. Mandy was charmed warm season in Yellowstone park, addition and have entered subtraction." by him. He had sung of her eyes and to insure them for a few years "Some hae meat that eanna eat. and teeth and had paid a high compliment And pome could eat that want it government protection and immunity The child looked puzzled and the to her ambling walk. He But we hae meat and we can eat,* from senseless sportsmen.—Helea RELIEVES INSTANTLY. teacher smiled a wise, far-away had called upon her several times at Sae let the Lord be thankit -n Independent. —Robert Burni. smile^i,, her home, and as he ha£ eome dress- I ELS BHOTHKHS.M Warren St, New York. Prb»60 'i 4 .t 3", *&$&&£&