*S*i D4 IS^^L^^ Didn' he O re A a 10 0 Feet r^ A S a a A to is A Planters Experience.. Th Russia government as exiled to Siberia A lot of us were waiting at Syracuse From the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. a Dnochovsk and Jendrzewski What might have resulted in a serious An amusing incident lately occured "My plantation is In a malarial «ia»trlet, for spreading the Catholic faith. for the train from Oswego, when On a prominent eminence in the accident accurred to some workmen wnere- fever and •mum prevailed** on a Southern railroad in England prairie overlooking the town oi I employ ISO bands froi««ntly naif" we noticed an old tnnn and his sonthe engaged in building the extension in connection with the Duke of Norfolk "Merrily, merrily, shall I live the of them were sick. I Pill was nearly 41a*courage* Tahlequah has been a solitary grave to the Smithfield street bridge. latter about 25 years and when I befftui the nse Of little girl said, "for I'm to be kept in because and the Marquis of Bute. The for sixteen years. I contained the of at horrid neuralgia. a a While the James G. Blaine was passing built like a borse. Something seem, Duke and the Marquis were fellow remains of Mary Downing, the wife as a bottle of S a a on Oil irom under the bridge, on her way up, od to be troubling the boy, and by the druggist and it coat only 2 5 cents a bot travelers, and when the train stopped of a full-blooded Cherokee chief, her smokestacks came in contact with tle." at Station a companion joined and by the old man slipped around Lewis Downing. At the time of her a platform which swung from the New Jersey has a Baptis minister death the place was her home, and them in the person of the stationmaster and put us on. He said: bottom of the bridge. Capt. Cock claims to have baptized more people an it was her dying request that she himself, who was going for a any other an in his church. Th saw that the boat "must strike th# "Bill has gpt a bile on'his left leg should be buried on the summit of nit which he resides as been srneved aunt some tw enty miles further up The result was marvellous. My men about as big as a pint cup. He's had platform, and called to the pilot to over his stubborn coujrh at as interlered became strong: and hearty, and I have '. the hill. Since then the property has the line. The Duke and station-master, *i wit his pastoral duties. A physician recommended had no arthur trouble, with tfinee it two weeks, and I got him to town sound the whistle. The men realized passed into strange hands, and the Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup, a pills, I would not fear to live in any who were both diminutive men to have it lanced. Come to jrot hero, their dangerous position, and got off swamp." £. BIVAL, Bayon Sara, JLa» grave has been in the midst of a coi -queatly th«»re will be baptism in his and therefore fond of talk, soon got he ain't got the sand. Sunthin' orter the platform and caught hold of church next Sunday I Sold Everywhere, corn field. The present owner, a into conversation, while the Marquis be done, and I've thought of a an old iron bar which runs from pier gentleman from Georgia, hearing mt mm Office, 39 & 41Park Place, NewYork, SICKHEADAGHE wav." —a tall, robust man—was inclined to to pier not a moment too soon, as Venezuela asks the offices and mediatio she was a chiefs wife, thought it was of the United S a in settling its the smokestack of the Blaine struck be reticent, until he found his friend "Well?" due her to rest in a more sacred a dispute with Great Britain. the obstuction as the last man stepped the Duke up to his*ears in conversation, place. So her remains were exhumed "I'd bust the bile in a York minit off the platform. One of the it and taken to the Tahlequah cemetery. when he himself joined, addressing if I could get the chance, but Bill suspects Thay also reli«T» it Her maiden name was Mary steamer's stacks was broken in two me. If one of vou fellers would most of his conversation to the farms from Dyspepsia. .Indigestion N of worldly but of all earthly Ayer. She was born in Bethlehem, by the force of the collision, and the and TooHekitj go up and tap him he'd be th.3 most stranger. comfort, is the or wretch tormented by I Bating. A perfect r«m•dy Pa., was educated and accomplished, swinging platform sua pped from its thankful man in the county alter it malaria Th fell scourge is. however, shorn for DixzbiMS,NaaMa At length the train arrived at and a woman of wealth. She had of its in advance by Hostetter' S to Drowaineaa. Bad Taat* fastenings and fell to the water. was over." and the Marquis bid a hearty In the Mouth, Coated ach Bitters, its only sure preventive and romantic ideas, and her infatuation You will always find some one in a The four men remained hanging by Tongne.2a.ui in the Side. remedy. Dyspepsia, biliousness, constipation, farewell to the Duke, and, with a for Indians was extreme. TORPID UTKR. Thaj crowd ready to offer himself up for their hands, their only means of rescue rheumatism nervousness and kidney kindly adieu and a, shake of the hand regnUte the a complaints are also a he bodily afflictions jinvthing. The man in our crowd being to let go of the stringer Purely Vegetable. from the stranger,**the Marquis quitted which this beneficent medicine overcomes Prlee 2S Cents In 1865 Chief Lewis Downing was who volunteered was traveling and drop to the water below, nearly with certainty. Use it sy«tematieally. the carriage, while his dispatchbox sent to Washington, D. C, on business CABTSS MZDZCmS CO., NEW YOSK. through the country with a fireproof 100 feet. Several men were attracted and wraps were secured, to the for the Cherokees. Though a paint. He was a slim, cadaverous and pushed out skiffs to rescue Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. Filemaker, at the American Hors in surprise of the station-master, by a hefull blood he spoke English quite chap, with a wheezy voice, and them. Chicago, beat he world's record for high tall, powerful footman, and the train well. While at Washington he'had aid to the father: jumping. cleared the hurdle at 7 feet, Finally one of the four was compelled soon glided again out of the station, lVs inches. occasion to visit Bethlehem, and accidently "Old man, I'll do it. I've had biles to relinquish his hold through The Cod Silence was not, however, long maintained, met Miss Ayer, who fell desperately lor the last twenty-five years, and I exhaustion, falling into the water. the station-master breaking in love with him. The chief S O I S know what it is to suffer. All of you He disappeared beneath the water, out with the question "I wonder 1 hat Helps to Cure lingered longer in Bethlehem than Produced from the laxativ and nutritiou keep quiet, and I'll have Bill singing arose again and tried to swim to the who that swell was?" "That," replied he had intended, not being able to The Cold. juice of California figs, combined with he hosannahs in less'n five minutes." skiff, but before reaching it the little his companion, "was the Marquis tear himself away from the charms medicinal virtues of a to be He stepped out of the crowd, wandered strength which he retained gave out of Bute." The answer seemed of so fair a lady, and ere his departure beneficial to the an system acts gently, The disagreeable around for a bit, and, as Bill became and he sank. He arose for the second to dumbfound the station-master for had won her consent to be his on the kidneys, liver and bowels, effectually interested in a railroad notice taste of the time, and the occupants of the skiff a time, but presently he exclaimed: bride and share a place in his ,wigwam. cleansing the system dispelling colds and tacked on the wall, the humanitarian succeeded in catching hold of him and COD LIVER OIL "So that were a Marquis, was he? I was agreed between the approached him and dealt him a headaches, and curmghabitua constipation pulling him into the boat. is dissipated in Well, now. I do think it kind of him two that she could follow him to Binart kick: on the calf of his left leg. he poor fellow became unconscious, to talk to two such snobby little the Territory and be married at A wild yell and a jump followed, and but the rescuers could not The first session of the fifth annual convention chaps as us, don't you?" The Duke the capital. She required six months then the room was filled with hats, of the Christian workers in the United give their attention to him, as the nodded his assent, and had a good to dispose of her property and convert State and Canad a has opened in to dust, coats, arms, legs, and boots, other three workmen were still hang' laugh. When the train drew up EMULSION with a large attendance. her valuables into cash. Chief and we pulled Bill off to find the ing to the iron bar. All three held on again his Grace affably bid his companion Dcwning returned to his nation, and paint man lying unconscious and apparently for dear life for fully ten minutes, "Good-bye," and on alighting clothes last as used to I with him it proved "out of sight out tied into fourteen knots. A when they could no longer retain not be using a so a or washing on the platform, was received mind." The ardor of his love soon doctor who was present worked over powder at rots them Tr the oldJasioned their grasp, and one by one they fell with the greatest deference by a number cooled and he wrote withdrawing his Dobbins' Electric Soap,perfectly pure him lor ten minutes before he opened to the water and were rescued by the of Jesuit priests, this incident to-da as in 1 8 6 5 engagement. his eyes. Bill and the old man Of Pur Cod Liver Oil wit men in the skiff, who were by this again setting the station-master the She after reading his letter, remarked had slipped out long before thats time re-enforced by another boat from HYPOPHOSPHITES task of inquiry, who inquisitively Elaborat preDaratins are being a in that "it took two to make a and we had picked up two teeth, a the shore. The first man who fell O xsz^tcEi .Ajsno SOXXA_ Ital to celebrate the a a in of his ma asked a brother official, "Who that contract and two to break it," and crushed hat, a broken watch chain, soon recovered, and was taken ashore The patient suffering from jority by he Prinee of Naples, heir to the little bloke was?" -'That," replied so wrota him. Before this letter had throne, which accurs on the 1 1 hist. a smashed watch, and some pieces of where all four received medical attention O N S I O N the guard, "Is the Duke of Norfolk." reached the chief he had married a cloth, and laid them beside the victim. on the Brownsville wharf boat. O N I I S O O O The station-master, after this, declared A N O W E (Whit Beaver) will dusky maiden of his own tribe. Miss W A S I N I S E A S E S may take the He stared at us for a minute or After resting awhile they were sufficiently he would never travel firstclass open an office in St Paul, a Disseases remedy with, as much satisfaction as Ayer. having gotten everything in two, cleared his mouth of blood, and strong to resume work again. of women exclusively. would tako milk. Physicians are prescribI again as long as he lived. readiness, started for the Territory. then sat up to say. mm in It everywhere. I is a perfect emulsion. During the excitement a large crowd and a wonderful flesh producer. Take no other According to contract, she arrived "Bill had a bile. I was fool enough Mr. Glsdston a in been tendered a gathered on the shore and shouted at Tahlequah, and on hearing of his in a on forth office of lord rector of the A N obtained. Fees moderate Informs. to try to bust it for him, and Bill They Weren't His Mules. at the men to do different things, I I I 0 tion free J. It. Littell Washington University of Aberdeen, as felt compelled to marriage, made up her mind to busted me instead' Gentlemen, plaef* CA which badly disconcerted them, and decline the or owing a a in age. N E S Cured without the use of the Kintiat I was in the smoking-car of a train make her home among his people, me on a bench, and leave me to my the Iola Cancer Inflrniary. Iola. Waupaca,. IB a if they could have held to their positions MB Co. Wis. W rite for book of treatment devotinsr her life to their advancement. on the Louisville & Nashville road rfleections. I want to figger out if I A W O N E A E a few moments longer they GAKF1K.L.U XJbiA cures a on a Years elapsed, and the chief's hain't a dangerous man to be allowed running from Decatur to Montgomery, Whe were rending the large Prospectu would have been rescued without getting Sick a a to he wife died. Miss Ayer being yet sin-' to run at large!''—New York Sun. a to Bills S by is of E O S COMPANION, published a ducking. The workmen would Ala. Just as the train started a last week in our columns, did us to to gle, he renewed his vows and wras not give their names, but say it is A I E S a a Km-d'er feet Solid: man came bouncing in. breathing consider what a wealth of talent was engaged aaain accepted. TJnev were married, mm comfort. Pampnlet free. Sam- in producing this remarkable pappr? their own fault, as they should not ple pkg ,10c. N Grim hard and evidently pretty well tired and went to the home she had built. It success is phenomenal, and it is rea3 in have blocked the channel with the "That fellow's a tough!" The life she nad lone: dreamed of out. After sitting down for a couple 4 5 0 0 0 0 families because it is the best of its ladder.—Pittsburg Dispatch. kind N is the timi* send subscription. I E O a W a in was realised, but not long was she "Yes." of minutes he rose and came over to 'Successfully Prosecutes Claims* $ 1 7 5 sent at once will spcureyo permitted to fill his house with light the rest Of this year Iree. including all the me We were alone in the car. Late Principal Examiner S TPenalon^iroavSf "He'd hold you up an night!" Kilgore's and love ere death claimed her. On 3 yra IU last war, 15 adjudicating claims, atty sine** id a Number E O S O A N PENSIONS "Stranger," he said, as he sat down The is a it "I believe it." Congressman Kilgore, of Texas, ION, Boston her deathbed she told the chief that a a Dependent widows in half of the seat. "I am dead-broke mt om tells this story about himseli: "During on the third evening after her death and parents ar» la- "He'd rob your house!" eluded. If youwishyonor and want you to pay my fare to Since the outbreak of cholera in a a the war, while on furlough, I once she would rpturnto him at her home. claim "I think he would and Successfull Guntersville." there a been 3 8 0 0 0 cases a 2 5 0 0 0 But he inheriting the superstition of pulled up at a cabin in Louisana. write Pensions,MWEaSs to A A N N E late Commissioner "Then why did you give him a ot in to deaths. Th epidemic as a subsided. "Very well here's the change, and his race, closed the house after the There was no one there but a woman. quarter?" WEAK MEN! and W O E N qiddly you can hand it to the conductor." funeral and returned to his home, I had $1 in my pocket which I cure thetnielvu of W The abovp conversation occurred Th Japenese budget forth ensuing year, "Thanks. I see you have an overcoat InjcVltoIlty, Lost a about thirty miles distant, on Grand offered to pay her for a chicken between two gentlemen standing on places the revenue at $80.000,"000, and ex hood from youthful errors, &e quietly at home. 4 page lying on the seat. Would you River. It is said that on the third Book on All Private Dlseaaea sent E E (xaMV the corner of Broadway and 14th which was smoking on the table. penditures at a the a me a have any objection to my slipping it CURE GUARANTEED. 8 0 TEAKS' experience. night after her burial lights were stieet. She refused to sell, but was willing P.M. LOWE MEDICAIDSTITCITE- Wln»ted.C—n Catarrh in the Head on for five minutes?" seen moving from .window to window, "I'll tell you why," said the one to wager the chicken against the I prescribe tnd folly Mfc "None at all." and the Indians believe to this dorse Big as th* only who had promptly handed out the dollar that she could beat me jumping, specific for the certain cure "You are very, very kind. Suppose day that she reappeared on that Originates in scrofulous taint in the blood Hence piece, of silver when "struck" for lodgings of this disease. I to make the first jump, starting we exchange hats for a minute?" G. H. INGRA AM. M. D_. the proper method by which to cure catarrh, i8 nijyht. money. "One day two or three from the doorstep. I took a Amsterdam, N. "Certainly." to purity the blood, it many disagreeable symptoms, We have sold Big fox A ears as?o I was down on Ctinal street. survey of the verv short woman. I •ae qn—• and the danger of developing into bronchitis many yean and it has "Now lend me your glasses and A tou£-h-lookIng rhap asked me for Riven the best of satlav Falling Into a Net or that terribly fatal disease, consumption was a long legged cuss, and I put that book." faction. money, and I not only refused but are entirely removed by Hood's Sarsapanlla, The first thing an acrob at learnp the dollar on the table by the chicken. D. R. DYCH E & CO.. "Here they arc." threatened to have him arrested. I which cures catarrh by pnrifvmg the blood, it Chicago, 111. when he syefcs on ther tapeze is I then took a position on the He had just got settled when the 8 1 0 0 Bold by Druggist* also tones up the system and greatly improves didn't exactly mean it, but he thought how to fall into the net. He quickly doorstep, swung my hands to and conductor came in. The stranger the general health. Try the "peculiar medicine VASELMSIB that I did, and in his hurry to get discovers that the safest way to strike fro, pluming for mv flight throujrh "For 25 years I have been troubled with catarrh said: "Guntersville" and handed away he ran in front of a big truek Fdeliver,Efree is upon the shoulders. Then comes in the head, indigestion, and general debility I OB ON DOLL.AU sent us by mail, we Trill the air. Then I lit out. By the time out the fare, and the official received team and wai knocked down and run of all chaiges. to any person in. never had faith in Buch medicines, but concluded the long hours of practice to learn it and passed out. The man hadn't I hit the ground and turned to see the United States, all the followirfg articles carefully over. The whpel crushed his hips, to-try a bottle ot Hood's Sarsapanlla I packed in a neat box how to strike there. another word to say until the whistle the woman follow, she had shut the and he didn't live over ten minutes. me so much good that I continued its use till I One two ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline. lOcts. One two ounce bottle Vaseline Pomade, 15 blew for his station. Then he got door and fastened it on the inside. have taken five bottles. My health haa greatly helped carry him to the walk, and A trained performer can to a certain One jar of Vaseline Cold Cream. 1 5 improved, and I feel like a different woman out of the overcoat, handed over the The only thing I could see was the One cake of Vaseline Camphor Ice 1 0 I'm telling \o straight when I ay extent, always'control himself One cake of Vaseline Soap, nnscented 1 0 Mns. J. B. ADAMS, 8 Richmond &t, Newark, N. J. other effects, and shook hands and muzzle of a double-barreled shot that he kopt his eyes straight on iri the air. He can twist about on One cake of Vaseline Soap sented ... 2 5 Hood's One two ounce bottle of White Vaseline 25 said: mine until they closed in death. his back or some other position that gun." $1.10Or "I can't tell how much I thank you. There was that in his look which is safe. The trouble with many is for stamps any single article at the price. If have occasion to use Vaseline in any —»--o-,»a They weren't two minutes behind made me feel contemptible compared that they turn too quick. form be careful to accept onlv genuine goods Sarsaparilla Stonewal a Death me." to worm, for the next month it up by ns in original packages A great many The two most dangerous Dositions druggists are trvi ng persuade buyers to take "You werefleeing,eh?" seemed to me that everybody in Historians always stop to describe ill which to strike the net are on the VASELINE put up by them Never vi Id to such persuasion, as the article is an imitation without New York looked upon me as worse "I ran two miles." face or feet foremost. The former the dying of Wolfe and Montcalm, value, and will not give vou the result yon expect. Sold by all druggists $1 six for $5. Prepared only "And the—the cause?" than a murderer That man died A bottle of Blue Seal Vaseline is sold by all by C. 1 HOOD & CO Lowell. Mass. makes a broken neck or a broken the two opposing commanders cists at ten cents "Couldn't prove my ownership to blamimr me for his death, and I'd IOO Doses One Dollar back probable, while the latter is Chesebrongh M'Pg Co., 2 State St 5e Tort. in the battle of Quebec. But their have sriven $500 to see him live. mule team. Good-by, old likely to iesult broken legs and a deaths were simply heroic compared That's why I come down whenever chap. If you ever go into mules and broken back.—Pilttsburg Dispatch, with the christian death of Stonewall get brought up short send forme."—1 I'm struck, and if I hadn't but half a mw^Dm^f ''WTiriifwii doli.ir en earth I'd divide it if called Detroit Free Press. Jackson. S he Ha Him. upon."—New York Sun. About 1:30 on the day of his He—-"Talk about woman being death he was told that he had about he Bishop. equal to man! Nonsense! Look two hours to live, and he answered That others besides boys and girls A Hos W id Razors about you and see the scores of men feebly but firmly: "Very good it is RELIEVES INSTANTLY. sometimes make mistakes as to the who have made themselves what Chief Justice Paxson of the Pennsylvania all right." things they can or cannot do is I ELY BKOTHKES, 66 Warren St, New York. Price 60 cta.| thpy are. But who, pray, ever heard Supreme court recently A few moments before he died he shown by an anecdote told of happening "He h&d sma.ll skill o"horse Hesh of a self-made woman?"' ailed at Bornemaif barber-shop in cried out in his delirium: "Order A. to a young man who thought P. Hill to prepare for action. Pass this city to get shaved. After the V-he—"Women are naturally modest, whcy)oughra.goose ho ride onVBon'H-e&e he would like to work with the late the infantry to the front rapidly. work had been performed he inquired yon know. It is for that" reason Bishop Patterson in the islands of Tell Major Hawks then stopped, oi the barber as to his charges for that bheychoosetotrusttheir making the Pacific. The story as told in the leaving the sentence unfinished. in the hands of Providence. And if honing razors, and the latter, naturally New York World, runs as follows: h°UQ&pBKpft!^nin^ for you will look up the matter with unprejudiced Presently a smile of ineffable thinking that there would be sweetness spread itself over his pale Mr. A., came from England to be vision I think you'll agree but one or two, stated that his price face and then he said quietly and ordained by Bishop Patterson when that on the whole the work which 6 was 25 cents apiece. The judge had the headquarters of the mission was with an expression of relief:" "Let Provedence turns off will compare nothing to say against this, and us cross over the river and rest under at Kohimarama. a few miles from well with the work of the self-made next day ealled and laid down a lot the shade of the trees." And Auckland, on the coast of the landlocked man.—Boston Transcript." of thirty-seven of the finest chinscrapers then, without pain or the least harbor. Soon after his arrival ever seem The judge explained struggle, his spirit passed.—Philadelphia ^.isSAPOLi O*- in Auckland he hired a boat to a in a that he was accustomed to Press. take him to the mission station, Simple words are best, though a have large numbers of gentlemen there, to his surprise, he found no very busy man cannot always stop sojourners from Philadelphia at his wharf,no imposingrow ot buildings, Try c&.ke of ihajrid be convinced.' I a a S Rules to pick one. farm mansion in Bucks county, and no pier, and he had to wait in the The following is said to be a literal At a hotel a waitereame out of the from the fact that the nearest borber-shop boat until someone could be got to copy of the rules posted on a schoolhouse ^kf\W\mifY\f\r% A A I a te accomplish satisfactory' coffee room and informed the manager carry him ashore through the water. was nine miles distant lw door up in the Big Bend country: 1 1 1 I & results in scouring and cleaning, that a man was raising a disturbance In response to his shouts a man in a naturally had to be provided with "Each pupil is required to make because he could not have flannel shirt and trousers waded out and necessitates a great outlay of time and labor, which more than sharp shaving implements for their a bow on entering the School House his accustomed seat at the table. at last from the shore and "gave a balances any saving in cost. Practical people will find SAPOULO accommodation, and with a good of morning, also on leaving of the '"So in again," said the manager, b-ick" to the newcomer, landing him lot of them, too, the guests, being, the best and cheapest soap for house-cleaning and scouring. gs School Room of evening. There "and propitiate him in some way." dry on the beach. In answer to inquiries like the judge, capable of shaving shall be no profuin language used in Bach went the waiter and said" "ii *fy. for the bishop's palace, a small GR A THE VAN DUSEN-HARRINGTON CO. themselves.—Allentown (Pa.) Democrat. School nor on the play* ground nor yon don'*- like the way things is done building close by was pointed out, shall there be no pinsticking, pmchin, here you c«m get out, or I'll propitiate and to a further question of "Where COMMISSION. scratchin, or no taggin, nor no uneasy you pretty quick."—Lloyd'* is the bishop?" the man in tucked-up Whisperin in School. No pupil Weekly pants said, "I am the bishop?" AM now the City of Mexico is MINNEAPOLIS. DULUTHf shall leve the School house without mad about its census too. It expected permission of the Teacher. No uneasy SELL BY SAMPLE, IN cutting a big cypress tree'near A WELii "Williamston, Mich., became the enumerators to find 400,000 moven from seat to seat. No Astor, Fla., a living alligator seven Best Prices. Prompt Return*. Write ^ar- dry and the owner was puzzled inhabitants, but, all they could find fitin on the road from nor to School aaotatlons. Execute orders Chicago, New York or Mllwanbee. feet long was found therein. As the to gt»5 a cause for it. He discovered, PISO'S REMEDY FOB CATAKKU.—Best. Easiest to use. nor no Nick-namin. Every puDil over made but 327,000, and the citizens Cheapest. Belief is immediate. A cure is certain. FOE after long investigation, that the opening in the tree was not half large eight years shall be subjec to these of the Mexican capital are as mad Cold in tfifi Head It hasno equal. roots of a willow had grown a distance enough for the 'gator to get through, rules, and the teacher is to make aliowense with the goverment as the New Yorkers of twenty-four feet, coiled up the presumption is that it crawled in lor all pupils under eight, %i P%^rHi with Superintendent Porter. The on the bottom in a solid mass, and when quite young and lived on other and enforse the rules accorden. If census taker's lot is not a happy one were carrying all the water into the animals and reptiles that sougnt refuge any scholar brakes these rule* th a Ittoan Ointment, of which a small particle is appliedtothe We/where. there. nostrils. Prtce,eoc._8oldbydn^ei5teoTsejitbyinalL shall be punished by switchen." Addres*. 14T.lUzs-i.TnrE. Warren, Pa.