^SSSSS^^^ Red Ru-be's a re to "verify a fact relating to the habits for old Harry Tuffts, she said that ii S I E O E A N S N "Whiting, wet or drj_. willp gi^e to glass a of a large, hairy spider of thegenius Rube Burrows, the outlaw who he came around where she was, she fine polish. ^^^, mygale, in a manner worth recording." mi tm would scald him, it there was drop was captured in Alabama a few davs %Tr 0, irolden rod' sweet golden rod! The following is the account I hav suffered fort weeks with neuralgia of hot water in the teakettle. Bride of the a 8iin & ago, and was shot while attempting ol the face, and procured immediate relief of what he saw: "The spider a kissed blosMm*» tins mellow morn "For some days we s^e nothing o' by using Sa'.vanon On. Ard tinged them one by one'' to escape from custody, had a career was m. avicularia,or qne very closely him, but the story got round, and Mrs WM. A allied to it the individual was nearly rivaling that of Jesse James. a'l the women in the neighborhood 4 3 3 Carey St. Balto Md. Tbis popular remedy never fails to Did the crickets iinr at hrtstenmg, effectually core two inches in length of body, but the When, in his warm embrace. Chicago lover bet his girl at he could plagued Nancy about it. This made Altogether Burrows had robbed gavenhe IOVP lio his above 'ell what she as thinkinjro'. Dyspepsia, Constipation, Sick legs expanded seven inches, and the her madder and madder, and she nine trains in three states, had killed Anil beauty, and eheei, and a «he was thinking him a it entire body and legs were covered kept me in hot water from morning Headache, Biliousness was about Dr Bull's Couc Syru which several and wounded many men with with coarse gray and reddish hairs. brightens the asters, soon they fade till night. had just cured her of a dreadful cojugh *43 I was attracted by a movement of ddens the sum ith tree. arising1 his deadly Winchester, and had whipod And all diseases from a "It was about three weeks afterward And the lenuti lost its sunny bloom the monster on a tree trunk it was Tolerance is real test of civilization when, one night, aiterNrncy 100 armed men in open fight. Un. Torpid Liverand Bad Digestion. But he's true as to thee 1— —1 close beneath a deep crevice in the and I ha-d turned in, and I was mgii like most train robbers, Burrows had O SICK E A A E A E N S Iro tree, across which was stretched a Scattered on a in or plain, a a I a it 3 about asleep, I was brought to my Tonic Bitters AH genuine bear the signature a id a a no gang. He usually worked with Unseen 1mm.m eve, dense, white web. The lower part of of J. Allen, Druggist, S Paul Minn senses by Nancy's elbows a digjrmg a a a a a He turns fi to burnished gold only the one confederate, Joe Jackson. the web was broken, and two small SOLD EVEEYWHEBE. into my ribs. I started up, thinking love sw,eet alchemy 1 I birds finches, were entangled in the Indeed, he had often said the house was afire. She was Marie Jensen weighs 1 6 0 pounds and wears O obtained Fees moderate Informs And then, when the chill N comes, pieces they were about the size of the a N 3 shoe. a screeching at the top of her voice, contemptuously "It's as easy to the flowers their vrmk a done. icmfreeJ Littell WashingtonD.C English siskin, and I judged the two to and seemed in a terrible fit about Thou are still uncivilised, dear golden rod, Life hold up and go through a train as it LADIEQ an a 1 Solid be male and female. One of them wTas Brule of the autumn sun. something. comfort Pampulet free Sum is to rob a hen's nest." -'Red Rube,'' —^arah K. Bolton ra Ladies' me Journa quite dead the other lay under the 'What is it, old woman?' I asked, piepkg,lOc N ITorJc.. body of the spider not quite dead, as he was called in the terrorized re. rubbing my eves. 'Can't ye let a Is A N S Cured without the nse ol the Kinfe isery F3iYT\thIPrincipael v^a lola Cancer Infirmary Iola. anpaca. and was smeared with the filthy liquor TOCLE BILL'S BET. feller alone when he's tired and gion he lived in, was physically a Co A is AY I it for book of treatment. or siliva exuded by the monster. sleepy?' |ENSIONo Wa^»^S's^Claims.et splendid specimen of manhood. He I drove away the spider, and took 'Don't you hear that, Bill Perkins? S S 8 ??£4, O there has been more was about 35 years of age, and stood the birds, but the second one soon There's a fox close to the Late Examiner S Pension Bureau. To thousands of people who ha\ the taint of S last war, 15 adjudicating c'aims, atty tsiucfc. stealing down to The feet 1 inch in his stocking feet, died." hou^e. Thar! can't you hear him scrotnla in their blood The agonie3 caused by FA„T FOLKSremedies.y6harmlesnsings,petTronherbaConfidenpound5tta.2ootN1dbhReducemontincouvenience—- After this description it is curious Corner, has there?'* remarked thedreadfn running sore3 and other mamfeata weighing 175 pounds. bark? He's arter the old goose fclona of this disease are bei ond desenpf oa to find that the Indian children make who's a-setting heie under the winder Uncle Bill Perkins Burrows was born in Lamar cou There is no reraedv- equal to Sarsapat ita iai. aeua6c for circulars and testimonials. Address. pets of these creatures. Yet MiBates on eleven egis, and niirh about DR. 0. \\. 1. SMDEK, 243 Mato bt., thicago, III. tor scrofula, salt rheum and e\cry form ot blood ty, Alnba ma, in '1855, where his father to me, as 1 dropped relates that one day he saw ready to hatch. Get yer gun, Bill, disease We know that it has cured t!ie «e"v erest Allan Burrowsstill lives. The eldei in the other evening, some Indian children "with one of and sh/ot him if\ou can. If jo euro themselves ot Wast* cases and it will benefit all who gire it a fair in Burrows wanted his son to study lnc Vitality, Log) Man- these monsters secured by a cord to make the pld can't hit him—and nobody expects al A book containing statements of cures sent hood from omliful errors, &<• .quietly at home. 6 4 p»e» tor the bar. When Rube left the district around its waist, by which they were tree Book on All Prliate Discuses sent FKEE (ealed you will, ior 3 ou can't take aim anv couple a call. I E E E SO YEAK«' experience. school his father proposed the leading it about the house as they better than a sheep—perhaps you H. LOWE MEDICAL INSTITUTE Wlnste:.Cono» subject, but he did not fall in ttith it would a dog. In confinement these "Yes/' I 1 d. may scar him off. Hurry up, or he'll Snyder's I lendily. Shortly after he went to tarantulas are fed principally on have the goose afore ve get out of N E A S A "Foster's store has cures Enuresis, BED— Texas, where he subsequently married cockroaches and meal-worms. The bed.' WETTING. "Price, at been open and settled down on a small per package, sent post-paid, with full in-tnutlous. cfrculaisnnit specimen now in the zoo is a large •esrliiiniil.ils fnrft-stamii'i. Address "I could hear the fox bark, and SNYDEK, t,ock Bo 451 ClUcago, f.um. In 1S86 his wife died, and n« lin, and he a sufficiently terrible-looking spider, Nam-y was right in saying he was shortly after he launched on his wild though it is we behve. by no means there is lots of goods gone Two or close to the houv*. She was on her SINCLE 9 A ID ASSORTED career. He began bv a chivalrous DOUBLE wll I COLORS full grown. It is of a deep, glossy feet, and I started for the kitchen all druggists. $l,sixfor$r» Pieparedonly three houses have been entered when attempt to rob un Indian woman •nillstndthe above to ,tn addrt-,8 on tteipt| black, with the exception of its abdomen, arter my gun. by C. HOOD &. CO Lowell. Mass •It I of$l,orl4 for SO cents, pos.t paid Cata ogucHIlfc With his youmrer brother "Jim," the folks were away, and each of 100 Doses One Dollar the longer hairs on which [L- O S MIWW. "But Ihadn'ttakentwo steps afore and a man named Thornton, and another them lost something. There is a are a rich orange red, it keeps itself the old goose gaveaternblesquawk. PENSIONS named Bromly, he went up into 'ihe Disabilit Kill v* concealed during the day, for which thief hanging around in these parts, The fox had got hold on her and no a a Dependent widows the "Nation" to rob the duskv and parents are included purpose it is supplied with two small mistake, and I see that if we wou'd and he isgrowing bolder everyday." If vouwlshyonr d*u hter of an oppressed race. But J1 flower pots and a quantity of moss claim in Successfull save her he thar wasn't no tune to it N the woman was something of a desperado "Ain't they got no track of who it write to A E S A N E late Commissioner but, if disturbed, it shows considerable get the gun. They aUo relieve IMs of Pensions W a in to O. C. herself, and from herentrenched is?" treaa from Dyspopnin.In activity, and e^ery desire to at "She hud laid and sot rite under CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH digestion and TooIIeajrt\ I position IP her house opened such tack the intruder on its privacy. "No, there ain't auy clue yet." the bed-room winder, and 111 a jiffy Eating. A perfect rem IF* lively fire that they concluded to edj for Disziness.JJftiifleiij 1 Dotkey mistrust anybody around Nancy was to it and throwing up the retreat. On the way back they met Drowsiness, Bad Tast' RED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND -3T t»afeat»l alwaj-* liable I.udlcH, sash, stuck her head out, yelling in the Month, Coa»rlJ W W Feel Young these parts?" a train stopping to tnke water at a ask Drugsist for J)ir»onc[ Brand Tongue Pain in th« Bide scat'' at the top of her voice. \rel, metallic boxis, Bcoled with blue. There's a sister I often meet in my little st.vtion, and, after shooting "I haven't heard that they do." TOKPID LIYER. Tho* ?nhbon Take no other. All pills', "Jest then thar w7as a black shadow regulate the in pasteboard bcxc-i pink wrappers arc travels. She is the pood sister who lew +iine^ at the conductor, they robbed ''Cur'us, ain't it? Now, if old Harry dangrerouft counterfeits. Sent) 4c. Purely Vegetable. riz up a tween us and the moon, (Minims) for particulars testimonials and' "feels just as young us ever she was." the passengers I nfortunaielv Price 25 cents. "Kclicf for X.adle8," in lettsr, bj return Tuffts was a living, I bhould feel which was shining as bright as day '1 mill!. Name Paper the coloied porter had anticipated She's a kittenish thing, yet she'd bea CASTES MEDICINE CO., NEW TOES. (liichester (.Iiem'l o., Bladbon Sq., PhUa.,Pa. sure that it was him. He was the The old goose stopped squawking on them, so they got but $200. little more kittenish if she was a little Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price.! IMPORTANT NEW DiSClVEiW, her nest, but auother one took it up master old thief that ever lived in less elephantine. Frisky old girl' With the same party be'ore mentioned "Nancy telfc something grab her by these parts. He was so cunning how she does love to climb into the he affff d.ub later robbed a the top-knot of her nightcap, and for that although you were sure he had swing at the picnic' Weighs two hundred I prescribe \rd fully en. train on the Te\ns Pacific road, and a second it seemed as though she dorse Big O as the onlv done a thing, it was hard work to and fifteen and makes the swing specific lortbecertaincure got a fanly good sum from the e\piess would be Dul'ed through the winder. creak like a hoisting tackle. "Higher, fasten it on to him. They used to of this disease. \M car. Rube and his brother then Then the strings give fltn and a H.INGEAHAM. THE EEST Mr. Thinshanks! Higher' Oh, say that he was the Evil One hisself, Amsterdam, N, wont to Arkansas, and in December, man went leoging it out into the We bave sold Big Gr fc higher! You can't frighten me' I'm and if he wasn't he must have been a 1SS7, robbed attain near Texarka11a. road, a swinging it above his head, many years, and it Riven the best of 3Ctir not one of the scarv sort of Girls xe in a sum. Then thev lest for all the world like an Ingm ilef Scan near relation. He would make a Ever Made. faction lo bet she isn't. Has six children, DYCHE&CG went back to the old homestead in who had jest taken a scalp. bet that he would steal something Chicago, 111 A perfpi pme and neutral soap (onihininsr theEMOLLIENT and if you'll mistake her ior her eld Alabama to enjov a short rest. •"Confound %ou Nancy Perkins'' ft 1.00. Sold by DrntteistF and I 1 I N properties of light a'ore your face and eyes, arid e^t daughter—a sweet, slender girl, L1NL If pour drugsist does not keep ft, While on this vai ation thev on° dav said I, 'can't you tell a man from a Old or Law in spite of you he'd do it. But the FtiRWA-OIQCEiiiSiNSMM've^^ ftjfc went to Montgomeiy to attend acircu3. with an oval face, spintuelle expression, lov-* Yer nifehtcap is gone, and I'\e lount\ and n' master game I ever knowed him to S17I DC VKK MAIL, POSTAbK When thev got off the train office and a figure as graceful as a X)# nmlPt nertdetiMoiih lost my dollar. That's old Ha*'ry JUL» VTfrVET CHESE6R0U6H MAKUFAGTURHG 00, pi.iv was on Nancy here Q\- I I I attempted to arrest them The swaying lily—she'll ask you to dinner Tuffts flying down thar hUe a spirit. a to in 1 4 1 1 Washington "Bill Perkins'" she disgustedly exclaimed. brothers ran, but Jim was captured for a week. Plays "Pussy wants To-morrow he'll show it to everybody 1 liianilios fliirairo l)tiot ami Cleveland 2 4 S a S N E W and subsequently sent to Little Rock a corner" and Hunt the slipper." in town. I only hope it's a little Three \ear aimy Mervie _»(7leais piattice""""" N. W H. V. 1 8 0 0 N 44I "Whatdo ye want, old woman'" tor trial, but died in jail Rube, however, Loves to "teeter" With an eighteenfoot bit cleaner than common.' ''I want yer ter hold yer tongue, S E N A E S A E O kept on running and shooting "Nancy was as mad as a bedbug board you have to pull all but you pesky fool!" back. Every time he shot one or WOODWARD & Co., as she crawled in a-tween the sheets, about thirty inches over to your side "Can't think of doing that, Nancy. more policemen bit the dust, and he and she never opened her head till of the trestle to make it "balance. "It alwusgets her dander up when easily made his escape Rube next morning.''—Saturday Night. When the board is balanced right in I get speakins: about that scrape," turned his attqntion to Mississippi the middle, she can fire the whole he resumed. "I don't wonder at it trains, and last December robbed GRAIN DVP COMMISSION, A Glacie am young men's Bible class up into the getting fooled arter she had been one on the Illinois Central road at air as though they had been fired from The Marjelen lake, which lies attht, warned about what that old scarao Duck Hill, getting nearlv $20,000. a catapult. When her end of the foot of the Eggischhorn, in the upper 4 0 6 a 4 0 S E I N N E A O I S had bet he'd do. He was assisted this time by one BUCKWHEAT THEY WILL WIRE YOD CASH*••• board bangs down on the ground it Yalais, had burst the glacier dam "You see, one day in planting-time Joseph Jackson. In July last Jackson jars all the buds off the trees. Fond which lay across the valle}-. and WdS captured, and is now in the it chanced to be rainy, and I went OFFER AT YOUR STATIOI of mountain climbing. Usually fastens spreading over the glacier had poured Mississippi penitentiary. down to The Corner on an errand to a black mass of mud. stones and «3~ Consign jour wheat to them and get on to a young man to drag her the store. I didn't want, to go, but His next exploit was the murder of O I E broken ice into the Rhone below. up. Older brethren too wary. They Nancy sed she had broke her big Postmaster Grav at Jewell, Ala and Fortunately there was little water in dragged her up hills when she was darning needle, and couldn't mend Ins last the robbery of the Mobile 6c the river at the time, otherwise the younger. Besides,the old youngsters my ieetinss till I got her one. She's Ohio train near Buchatana. ~~^f^D,lH|f] consequences might have Ibeen very HEA retain their old-time prejudice in favor the master woman to send to the Even in his death Burrows was an people1^ calamitous for the of the upper of younger girls. They help her store arter driblets. exponent of the desperatepolic\ that Valais. A peasant WHO was close daughters up. Man never mistakes "She can never think of only one made him infamous Tied fast, hand to the lake at the time declares that mother ior daughter going up mountains. thing at a time, but it's always something. and foot, in jail, his cruel but active the scene was most terrible and mdescri Apt to make that mistake I used to tell her that her brim sua/jjested a last supeihuman RELIEVES 8NSTANTLY. ba ble. When the ice dam gave about luncheon |time only. Oh, we memory was ns short as our old effort for liberty. "1 hungry," he way the vast mass of w.iter came I ELY BKOTHERS, so Warren St., Kew York. Price 50 cts.l know the old elderly—that is, middleaged bnndlecow'stall, which Major Hall's hrift is a ood revenue s-aid tumbling out. sweeping away the I dog bit off. We have nothing for you,"replied woman, who is the youngest of huge fragments of the glacier, with "There was half a dozpn men sitting his jailers. the lot!" And, knowing her, we fly the rocks upon it, tumbling into the round, and arter talking about the "There are some crackers in my uho her, that is, as well as a man— crevasses, bursting Ihem up in turn, weather and anv news that might be .saddlebags, if jo will give them to from nas long since shed his wings and rising over the glacier, in gigantic stirring, we got tospeakma: of Harry uie v- and raised a few achers of corns—can aves, again to carry all before Tuffts and his habit of taking things, The saddlebags were carelessly fly.—Robert J. Burdette. it. which he had in such a quiet, easy tossed to the prisoner, and a moment Just at the end of the glacier the way and jest as we were fairly at the the jailers were staring into the valley had narrowed into a little defile, sub,ect, who should come in but result-s front* ominous muzzles of a brace of heavy W a of Food in A a while the face of the glacier was Harrv himself. ie\olveis. In the use*' of food the Americans some hundreds of feet high. The cleanliness & 'Wewasjesta-talkingabout\ou,' "Untie mv hands and feet," commanded are lavish and even wasteful. In water seemed to have tunneled under said Eben Tasker, who was sitting Burrows, and the command calling attention to this fact J. R. the ice, which attacked above and It is a.solid cake -"^"^ofscouring soap on a bag of meal chewing a stick, as was obeyed with alacrity if not with Dodge states that Great Britain consumes below, gave way at last with a deafening he warf always doin«. cheerfulness, and in a moment more an average meat ration not I S crash, while the flood hurried 'Keep rite on,' said Harry, as he the robber w.is in the open air and over two-thirds as large as the Am er(an: Try iHnyour nexVhouse-cleajiing ajrid be happy. down the mountain side into the hitched up to the counter. "I'll warrant I'Ushmg toward the neighboring hotel France scarcely half as larire, Rhone. The lake was nearly S.000 it wan't any good yer were sayinjr to recover the money taken from and Germany, Austria and Italy still E A COMFOR feet above the sea level, and usually his person when he was captured. of me but, like the Old Enemy, I less. The average consumption of discharged its surplus water by subterranean ain't quite so black as I'm painted.' Can be secured by the small investment in one cake of But here was a fatal error for Burrows. meat in the United States is probably channels, occasionally The man in charsre of the money I don't know about that/ said SAPOLI0 when you have a house or kitchen to clean,. not less than 175 pounds per annum. bursting its ice* barriers, as on the was as cool as a robber, and before Eben. You know that they say that Of other civilized nations only From the paint to the pots and pans, and including the present occasion. The cantonal government Burrows could drop him a ball yon can beat him picking up things Great Britain exceeds 100, and many are constructing an overflow windows and floors, it is the very best labor-saving soap had fonnd the heart of the villian of that ye find laying round loose.' scarcely average fifty pounds. The caunl, which it is hoped will put a hundred dastardly exploits. And "Harry didn't seem to mind this for scouring and cleaning. Ml Grocers sell it. consumption of the cereals in this an end to these periodical outbursts. *sin an hour the telegraph had in'ormed hit at all. He was used to having his country by man and beast is three —Swiss Yaterland. the whole country that Red Rube evil doings flung at him, and kind of THE VAN DUSEN-HARRINGTON CO., times as much in proportion to population GRAIN Burrows was dead. took pride to have people think how as in Europe. An E a in a light-fingered he was. COMMISSION. The eastern aspirant for the shoes 'I'd like to have ye coming round For the past ten years the averasre he a a a of Washington Irving Bishop as a my house trying to pick up anything,' has been forty-five bushels tor each Five gigantic South American spi mind-reader is Chauncey Palmer, a I N N E A O I S said I. 'Thar ain't a thing unit of population, while the usual SELL BY SAMPLE. medium-sized, black-eyed and blackhaired ders have just been received at the that you can carry off from thar.' European consumption does not man without the fragility of 'I can carry off anything —from zoological gardens. The Saturday greatly vary from sixteen bushels Mnt« for. it Prices Ti npi iletnrns physique which distinguished Bishop thar that I want.' per annum. While all this is not quotations xecuta orders Chicago, Ne^ York or Milwaukee. Review thus describes them: They and characterizes Johnstone, the PISO'S '1*11 bet you $1 thar's one thing KEMEDY FOE CATABBtt.—Best, Easiest to ose. used as food for man, no small part are generally nocturnal in their habits, Chicagoan. "I do not believe," said Cheapest. Relief Is immediate. A cure is certain. For you can't steal.' of it contributes to the meat supply. Cold in the Head it has no equal, iii Mr. Palmer, recently, that any man pursuing their prey in the evening 'Done!' said Harry. 'Putup your In the consumption of fruits the difference living can tell what another is thinking money. Here's mine.' 4' ami during the night, and appear to between this and other countries of without some §ort of contact "The store keeper took it and put be by no means particular what they is marked. Small fruits, orchard with him. I am able to read the it in his pocket, and then Harry fc fruits of all kinds, and tropical attack, though, no doubt, insects thoughts if I hold one end of a silk It is an Ointment, of which a small particle is applied to the said: fruits, as well as melons of many nostrils. Price, 60c. Sold by druggists or sent by maiL and other arthropods form the bulk cord, theotherend of which the thinker "What is thar up thar that I can't Address, & x. IIAZELTIKE. Warren, Pa^ varieties, are in profuse and universal holds. I can also reproduce adrawmg getV 13ST* of their food. According to the older daily nse in cities and towns, and IRRIGATION PUMP. which an artist will look at in my €m '"Nancy's nightcap,' said I. *"*9fe authors, however, they are much given in the country the kinds locally cultivated presence, I being blindfolded,of course, "All the men set up a shout, for to destroying and feeding on birds, are still cheaper and more and even one which the artist tliinks i-i-fe'/ they thought Harry was cornered. whfnce their name of bird-catching abundant^ The consumption of of if I can touch his forehead. Mr. ^_ "I'll have it,' he said 'and you spiders, and the specific name of Avieularia vegetables is not excessive.—New Palmer has triends who say he is may tell the old woman about "the given by Linnaeus to one Water Steam Yacaum Pomps forIrri-$*# 4& York Commercial Advertiser. equal to any of Bishop's or Johnstone's bet, if you want to, in the bargain.' species. Mme. Merian fijrured and A ^g^ Sating, Stock, Drainage, Coffer Dams a feats, and say he is will to demonstrate 'Of course I shall tell her,' said I, Mining. The latest and most economical* described one of these spiders, which He Fainecl. *2i,„^y it under any proper surroundings. 'so that she will look but that you pump made. Will raise 7",000 gallons-svater she declared was in the habit of surprising %m- City Swell—"I fain would Jiaytthee He is "resting"' now. -with one bnshei coal, and elevate it don't get yer hands on it.* small birds on their nest, and Mr. Palmer was a spectator at one 10 to 150 ft. high. W handle Well in for my very own. Jtsy 'JJ^t-*Country "When I got home I told Nancy sucking their blood with avidity. Machinery, Steam Flova, which torn 6& of Bishop's exhibitions about four about the bet, and she was mad as Mr. Bates, in his Naturalist on the Maiden—"Well, .you can 14-in. farrows at one round. Send fonr years ago, and at once declared bitconfidence a broke-op setting hen. She said I jnst get. You're not the first by sever- Kher Amazon, tells us that, though cents in stamps for mailing catalogue, that he "knew how it oucrht to be ashamed of myself for that's feigned the same thing, lie found the circumstance to be quite done." Sine*1 then he has beengoinj talking about her before a whole WESTERN MACHINERY GO. 1 a novelty to the lesidents on the and I'm still doing the housework anl doing likewise.—From the^ew htore full of men, and that nobtxly hanks of the Para river, he was yb for **m.'"—Binghamton Lender. York World. 1412 |7th |t,?5BE!iyER, COLO. (t but a fool would have done it. As &§&&£&&»