PINED FOE A CHANGE. "You see," said my friend, I am at Toucan easily fill the pnbiic eye if you only W re O re a W a Is. Batn-ln-the-Face as a Weathe Prophet home have the dnst Last year out on the Sioux Reservation Col. Richard J. Bin ton in the Forum. here. But of this you can not really Mr. Augustus Eddy of Chicago and In the region beyond the 98th meridian judge until you have spent a night with A pocket fall of money amounts to it South Dakota held a powwow with a A REPORTER WHO ACHED TO LEAVE after health is pone. Toonjoylife.a good me." of longitude west of Greenwich, "big Injur"—old Rain-in-the-Face him« appetite, sound digestion and elastic limbs, THE CITY'S NOISE AND BUSTLE. "I as well as not have a day's layoff." the initial point being St. Paul, and self. take Tut Fills. Then, if you are poor, you will be happy if rich, you can enjoy its final one, North Platte, Nebraska, When baby was BICK, we gave tier Castoria, money. They dispel low spirit! a give "All right," he delightedly exclaimed. buoyancy to mind and body. while on the south it extends eastward I shall never forget that night of comfort When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, Recommendation* &ow Awoke to a Realization of the to Fort Worth, Texas, eighteen nor the morning of surprise. We When she became Miss, shecrtrog to Castoria, Har Fac at Things Are Not Always states and territories were visited were called by the office-boy at 7 o'clock, W X. Blair, Danville, TJU, says: "1 have When she hadchildren.she gave themCastoria. and when we went into the editorialroom and traversed. The contrast offered "What They Seem. long suffered from Torpor of the iv a a half-hour later were informed Dyspepsia, a have tried almost everything, by it to the solitude of I860 were almost that breakfast was awaiting. In the but never derived halrthe benefit at amazing. West of the meridian I have had from Tutf Pills. I recommend dining-room we found everything in excellent them to all that areafflicted with Dyspepsia, named there are now at least 22,000 name is John order the richest of cream had and Sick Headache* miles of railroad, and of telegraph Horn Whittleby. Tutt's Liver Pills been generously supplied by the Jersey cow the foreman had selected the wires not less than 150,000 miles, The better or perhaps Cicero: Though. laughter is allowable a tenderest of steak, and, indeed, had prepared Of telephone and electric light cables, SiCKHEADAGHE.DIGESTIONnOOO"OIVT the worst part horse-laugh is abominable. the meal. The cat took her place my *^ehasDeea in proportion to population, there ^j^ JfyiJ^FSb under the table, and the dog came in are miles in use than elsewhere within Have you ever ttried Dobbin's Electric and playfully tapped the floor with his ^,A M.\ilW/?.^k pent on the treadwheel Positively cured byl Soap? I don't cost much to get one bar of a the United States. There is to-day these Little Fills, tail. of a great your grocer and see for yourself why it is more property owned per capita, They also relieve Bis-I "Blink," said I, "this is the happiest praised by so many, after 24 years steady daily newspaper. trass from DyspepBia.In-f than elsewhere on the continent. sale Be sure to get no imitation. There household I have ever seen. If I could digestion and TooHeaxt? I have tried time are lots of them. hope to secure such a paradise I should Bating. A perfect rem-l Two-fifths of the national domain is and again to break edy for Dizxines8,N&UBe«l not mind toiling year after year." found west of the line given and certainly Drowsiness, Bad Tastel J? away from the The man who takes things as they come "You can secure it.my dear boy,if you "INJIN HERE." in the Mouth, Goaiedl three-fifths of the remaining never has any to him. grinding life of the will simply save your money." Tongue.Pain in the Side I Being asked to tell about wet years public lands of the United States TORPID IJVSB. Theyl "But that is a very difficult thing to reporter, and a and dry years the savage swung himself O IMPUBITIE3 op THE BLOOD TAKB Allen's regulate the Bowels must be sought for in the same region do. I am engaged to marry the handsomest down from his pony and gave forth Iron Tonic Bitters. All genuine bear short time ago Partly "Vegetable. and that, too, without considering the signature of J. Allen, Druggist, St, girl in the city and have been 2 5 Cents. weather wisdom in a manner intensely thought that I had at last found a velvetlined Paul, Mi nn. saying for some time and have succeeded Alaska. Yet how few persons characteristic of the "sign language" C1ETEB MEDICINE CO., 1TEW YOBS. —^-*-^M— loop-hole through which I might only in raking together $500." and "picture writing." With the simple are cognizant of the fact that, east Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price.! escape. He thought for a moment. The cat The English war officer is experimenting aid of his stick and a bit of smooth and west, the geographical center of with the lance as a cavalry arm. purred the dog tapped the floor with his Once there was working on the same ground he clearly set forth the recurrence this union is somewhere in the Bay tail. "John," said he, "has your girl of wet and dry seasons somewhat paper with me a thoughtful man named I prescribe \nd fully en. of San Francisco for with the Aleutian Tfi or Correspond for Ftm send 10 cent*t« got any money?" in this fashion. dorse Big 6 as th* only IB nil soc al Exchange Grand Bagifls, Mich. Blink Hackett. He was continuously Islanders flying our flag within specific for the certain cure "Oh,she may have a few hundred dollars." He made two holes in the ground soma of this disease. complaining of the emptiness of his existence. DATPMTQ obtained. Fees moderate Interma. fifty miles of the Siberian coast of distance apart: G. H. INGRAH AM, M. D., ILH 1 0 tion tree J. B. Littell WashingtonD. "In this business/' he would Amsterdam, N. T. "Well, I'll tell you what I was thinking Asia, our domain extends, onanorthweastern We have sold Big 6 lot SHORTHAND taught personally or by mail. often declare, "I can only imitate some about. My uncle wants me to come many years, and it has and south-eastern line, some Graduates assisted to positions Address, Capital out west, and I have been thinking of given the best ef satisfaction. one else, and my theory has always been City School of Shorthand, Des Moines, Iowa. 3,000 miles beyond the Golden Gate. selling this place. You may have it.dog, this: It is better,or at least more honorable, D. R. DYCHE & CO., cat, cow, and all, for $1,500." Chicago, 111 I I O Wusl.ingto.ru».C. to be an original fool than the successful &I.OO. Sold by Druggists, 'Successfully Prosecutes Claims., Then, without replying, I fell into a Sensible No imitator of a great man. I might blissful musing. How charmed my Minnie CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH Late Principal Examiner 0 S Pension Bureau. PENNYROYAL PILLS An exchange remarks that Oliver 3 yrs last war, 15 adjudicating claims, atty since. work here 1,000 years and then not be would be. I begged Blink to say PENSION 1 "Injin here" (pointing to one hole). Wendell Holmes has taken upon himself CLAIMS PROSECUTED TJNDEB known except possibly as the oldest man NEW LAW Circular showinewho nothing to any one until he had seen me "Want to go tJiere" (pointing to the a curious custom—that of eating RED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. are entitled sent FREE Fee*10il in the offiee, an unenviable distinction, again. In a whirl of delight I returned Safe and always reliable Ladies, A other). successful Otherwiswnothmg. Ad's i**iK aslc Druggist for Diamond Brand is S dinner at noon. Curious to be to town and that evening called on Minnie. TaUmadge&Tallmadge.Chicago.Hl&Wash't'n.D.C surely. I am going to qnit this thing "Much watei" (marking lakes and red, met&llie boxes, sealed witb bine iffl^X ribbon Take no other. AU pills How her eyes sparkled when I told hanged! Dinner was meant to be and strike out for myself." PENSIONSG^aet sloughs between the two). in pasteboard boxes, pink wrappers, are VSy PENSION her of the village paradise! She would dangerous counterfeits. Send 4 eaten at the noon hour just as much "Pony plenty tired. He go so." (stamps) for particulars, testimonials and help me raise the money. I should go "Relief firo.Ladtca," in letter, by return larking with his stick a wavy line as breakfast was in the morning. IS PdSSBQi WIdows,Koth., mail. Name Paper out immediately and take charge of the era and Fathers are en- from point to point to avoid the wet Chichester Chem'l Co., Madison Sq., Phila.,Fa. A 6 o'clock "dinner" is just as much titled to $ 13 a mo Fee tlO -when you gret your money. paper, and just as soon as she could arrange spots.) .„ WELL Blanks free. JOSEPH H. BGHTKB, AtU, Washington. 9. 0 AOSNTS her wedding outfit we should be of a misnomer as a 2 o'clock breakfast.—Detroit i. FOR mairied. E A E N S W A N E ^w•fel eS Free Press. N to every memberofthefamily Big profits "Wnti Well, I paid Blink the money and took quick for particulars, and secttre agencv for yom charge of the office. There was the dog own town Address Stone, 800 Mcollet Ave.,% TUBULAR ARTESIAN ANQ Miss Larkms Tjas bilious and feeble and and the cat and the boy and the foieman Minneapolis, Minn PROSPECTING MACHINERY Bick, with his sleeves rolled up, and there,too, OF ALL KINDS. NEWPENSTONST! And it seemed as if nothing would ever relieve "Next moon pony go so. Not so heap was the Jersey cow. I could scarcely her Pumps, Pipe and tired." realize the change in my condition, and, Her liver was dogged with impurities thiok, Well Supplies. v. as I sat at the table writing an editorial 300,000 soldiers, and nearly all soldier's Widows, And her stomach was constantly burning Send for a catalogue. parents, and minors, can get pensionnunder on the crying necessity of grading Maple with fever, ROCERS & new bill. Write at once to SOCLE & CO., Washington, stieet, I was afraid that the scene might Of the ereat G. M. she bought a supply, ORDWAY, D.C. Copy of bill, blanks and instructions, free be suddenly shifted and that I might And dneetions ifiv taking pursued to the letter 180-184 E.4th St., find myself in a dingy old room, receiving N. W. N. U. 1890 ST PAUL, IIIHX. So. 30. 'Twas the best thing on earth she could possibly instructions from a city editor, but "Next moon pony go so. Pretty try. the scene was not shifted—I was in Mothers-/*? younea&s^m And soon, very soon, Miss Larkins was better. quick." paradise. Filially the line was straight. The second night after my installation The Sf. which she took was Dr. Perce's "Pony run. No stop. No tiied. Kick Golden Medical Discoreiy, the great remedy I sat up rather late, writing an Injin off. Get there pretty heap quick. rov bronchial, throat and lung diseases, sick article on the tariff, having turned my Pony thirsty. Not can get water 'nuff headache, scro ula. dyspepsia, and all diseases How Your Little Ones Suffer ?e§k attention to national affairs, but I to drink." that have origin impure blood and HE OPENED THE GATE was consoled by the thought that I Standing erect and extending his hand a disordered liver He suddenly disappeaied, and more should not have to get up eaily, and toward the different points of ^the compass than two years elapsed before I saw him that when I did get up theie would 4 When their tender are literally with jj"fr he went on: The cleansing, antiseDtic and healing qualities again, wiites Opie P. Read. Then one SKINS ON FIRE ITCH- be an excellent breakfast and rich "Ponv go straight this year. [That of Dr Sage's Catarrh Remedy are unequaled. day I met him in the street. He was cream from the Jeisey cow waiting for and other Itching, Scaly, and & was in 1889 Next year big snow. Big well dressed, wore a high hat, and carried ING AND BURNING ECZEMAS me but when I went into the diningroom 11 r, rain. Next year ^ome more." gold-headed cane. the next morning I found that the Blotchy Skin and Scalp Diseases Harriet Beecher Stowe has completed her Holding up both hands with fingers "Why, halloo' Blink, where have you JP(p*^g!p* table had not been set and that no fire seventy-eight year spread out and one thumb closed: been keeping yourself?" To know that a single application had been made in the stove. Having "So many years, plenty water." "We shook hands, and, looking upon expected so much I was naturally a little I S E E E N A I I E S Thus far the event justifies the prophecy. of the Cuticura Remedies will, me rather compassionately, he replied: put out at this, and stepping into the Commend to public approval the California Many feet of snow beyond the "I told you that I was going to get out composing-room I called the foreman in the great majority of cases, afford Rockies, loading the western wind with liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs, I is of that grind, and I have done so." and said: moisture,have given the joyful Dakotans "But how did you accomplish it? You pleasing to the eye, and to taste and instant and complete relief, permit "Ah,Mr. Jackson,why is it that breakfast rain in the face as old "Rain-in-theFace" often declared that your slave term on a by gently acting on the kidneys, liver and is not ieady_?J.' predicted, and promising them daily paper had unfitted you for any rest and sleep, and point to a permanent bowels, it cleanses the system effectually, crops galore. The rainfall up to this other business." thereby promoting the health and comfort time this year is greater than the entire and economical (because so "I will tell you. I had saved up a rainfall of 1889, during the growing of all who use it. few dollars,and with the amount started speedy) cure, and not to use them, period. Water again shows in the low a weekly paper out in the suburbs. places on the prairie, and the pony's Come out with me. It will do you good The small boy with a bad cold is very apt u* without a moment's delay, is to be trouble today would be not thirst but to be up to snuff. to look at my establishment. Come leg-weariness.—Chicago Tribune. M_ right on now—let's take this car." guilty of positive inhumanity. No greater legacy can be A E my it a is I had not time to argue.so Iwent with A Sign of Danger. May be sa'ely pooh hooed He is seldom active* bestowed upon a child than a. skin without blemish and him. We wetft out quite a distance.to a Look out for him, though, when he has beautiful village,where maple trees grew used Hostetter's Stomach Bitters for a while, a body nourished with pure blood. Cuticura Remedies for ten chances to one that benefacient restorative will make him well enough to come carefully kept door-yards, and where are the greatest skin cures, blood purifiers, and down upon you like a thousand of bricks blooming shiubbery nodded in a perfumed when you least expect it. Dyspepsia constipation, breeze. I felt like an escaped humor remedies, are absolutely pure, and may be used neuralgia, kidney complaints and prisonei as I looked upon the half-lazy malarial maladies are among the bodily afflictions from infancy to age, from pimples to scrofula, with conteutment of the people, and I wished completely "knocked out by the that I might come and dream my life Bitters. unfailing success. S3* Summer, when the pores open away among them. "Heie we are," said Bhnk,as he open The watchmaker knows as much about freely\ is the best time to cure skin diseases. ed a gate front of a neat cottage. It spring-cleaning as his wife does. does not look much like a piintiug-office Good fiom the outside, does it?" ALL ABOUT THB SKIN mailed free to any address, 64 pages, 300 Diseases, 50 Illustrations, tooTestimonials. A book of pnceless value to mothers, affording information not obtainable elsewhere. I was too much impressed by the comfDit-breathiug sunoundings .to reply. CUTICURA REMEDIES are sold everywhere. Price, CUTICURA, the Great Skin Cure, 50c. CUTICUSA As Gold He showed me into a neat apartment SOAP, an Exquisite Skin Purifier and Beautifier, 25c, CUTICURA RESOLVENT, the greatest which I should have teimed a parlor,but of Blood Purifiers and Humor Remedies, $1.00. Prepared by the POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL which he soon infoimed me was his CORPORATION,.BOSTON, MASS., U.S A. editorial loom. ^^^^^J^^Vt^}Bm^Srf A Pimples, Blackheads, So enthusiastic are thousands of people over THE COW KICKED ME AS I WENT THBOTJGH "I am a king here," said he. "My the benefits derived from Hood's Sarsapanlla, THE BACK YARD. paper circulates among the best people "Ah, come off!" he replied. "Do you that they can hardly find words to express their in the village, which naturally gives me ST and skin blemishes of infancy and childhood prevented s. Aand take me for a scrub? I've been wearing confidence in and gratitude for this medicine. cured by that most effective of all Skin Purifiers and Beautifiers, the celebrated GUtiCUTSiY: a strong pull with advertisers. I have g^vT out my life for you blamed capitalists "Worth its weight in gold" is a favorite expression S a Sale greater than the combined sale of all other skin soaps. %*.'"• -very little to do—write an editorial or "Whe slovens ger tidy they polish the about as long as I'm going to. I've of these warm friends. Farmer Minnerbrook Say, young two on the necessity of a lamp-post at a been waiting to teach some feller a lesson If you are in need of a good medicine to purify certain corner, or the extreme necessity man, thar an't no fishin' Mowed in this bottoms of thepansl-When and I believe I'll give it to you and yonr blood, build up your strength, cure dyspepsia, of every citizen coming out to the town 'ere stream. before I could realize what he meant he or create Hood'sytr,appetitena •election. It's the first time in my life danced up and boxed my jaws, and the Rodney Flyciwter—Why, I didn't see that I ever had any real ease, and I boy jumped off his box and hit me with any sign up! should be contented to drift on this way a broom the dog jumped up and bit me Farmer Minnerbrook—Mebbe not an' forever. Let me show you the compos- the cat sprang off her bundle of paper you're lucky. I'm willin' to hold it by and scratched me. I ran out of the back Sarsaparilla the collar here until ye kin get over th« •corvmoHTt door, and as I passed through the lot the fence.—Puck. r&regiverf^aaailiSrrney i* Jersey cow kicked me. The paradise had been turned into a place of torment, Advice to Smokers. never Hred ofdeaning up particularly so when.callinguponBhnk, Sold by all druggists $l,alxfor$5. Preparedonly I found that he had not owned the If you area smoker, and don't own a by C.I HOOD & CO Lowell, Mass. house, but simply rented it. Minnie is IOO Doses One Dollar^ cigar case, carry your cigars in your clerking in a stoie. I am still in the upper waistcoat pocket, on the "left, THE GEEAT BLOOD PUBIFIEE Two servants in two neighboring houses dwelt, newspaper business—I am doing night with the mouth end down. The constant police. motion of the right arm (presuming N I O S S A S A A I A VJ^But differently their daily labor gra£&RL£K Cures all diseases arising from impure blood you are right-handed) is sure to For sale by drnggists SPIN & KEXES, he to W as a P4g* crush the tobacco or loosen the wrapper DRUG- CO., Minneapolis, Minn a a weary of her life was one, Wh®gt PENSIONS if the cigar be on the right side, "Doctors have queer experiences in The Disability Bill is and the same result is more readily attained a a Dependent widows the beginning of their medical career," &$ Always at work, and yet 'twas never done^ and parents are meluded with the match end down. If said one of the young medics ho recently If vonwishvour claim qtiicklyand Successfully Prosecuted, you have to let a cigar go out. do not was graduated into the science *$fe& walked out nightly with her beau. write to JAME S TAVKER. late Commissioner pull in the last puff, but blow it through of healing here in Detroit. "I began of Pensions, Washington, D, C. the burning end. This expels the ^practicing as an under-graduate fn a But then she cleaned house.with SAPOLI BEFORE YOU BUY nieotine that would otherwise gather lumber town in northern Michigan, and at the mouth, and prevents the cigar Send to S HEATH, 307 Hennepin Ave. if I had but little money my ^patrons PESO'S EEMEDY FOB CATAKBH.—Best Easiest to use. Minneapolis, Minn for free catalogue & Prices from ha\ing a rank taste. Indeed Cheapest. Belief is Immediate. A cure is certain. For had less. I wanted to put an advertisement Reduced prices for new and second-hand ones at Cold in the Head it has no equal. some smokers question whether a cigar bargains. Bepainng done and Bicycle and in the weekly paper, and was Typewriters taken exchange. .,, is not improved by this method of reducing permitted to go into the composingroom it to an "old soldier." and general office and set it up A A N E 5 address of all soldiers who a a less myself, to save expense. The first fee a a O 1 6 0 a I had was a pig-" There was a roar of A N is O I O madefinal proof onthesame. P*?tm jr»«,,g?t cl a nostrils.a ffcJsa °Sold ?*iby»A_ small particle is applied to the 'aughter from his churns, toothpicks all Price svc 60. SKS** FEKGUSON. r«*rn« a*™ h„ '-rig or sent by maSL I CATAED ON MINNIE. The fly fishermen of the United Address, HOMESTEADS^ He conducted me to a room where lound, and he resumed: HAZHXTTNE. Warren, Pa. States have a new pleasure before SECONDHAND T^YPE there were all the appliances for printing I was sent for to see a very sic\ them. A fish not hitherto known in Mention this paper. a small paper. I had never seen a THEDEPENDENTPENSION BILL woman. Six or seven other women America is to be introduced this year, picture of such perfect contentment. Were in the room, and they all flocked and there is every reason to belive that There was a neatly dressed foreman with around me and all talked at once. 1 Grants pensions, to Soldiers. Sailors, and their it will thrive and multiply wonderfully. FOR SALE CHEAP. his sleeves rolled up there was the boy, 'Widows and Children. Present PENSIONS hadn't an idea of what ailed her, and I 3Xie lish is the European sea INCREASED. Write immediately, staiingyour standing on a box, learning to set type haven't to this day, but I at once prescribed case C. DEBSMXDY, Att'y-at-Law. MINION^ 15 CENTS PER POUND. there was a happy-looking dog, lying in trout, salmo trutta, a fish well known Channcey Building, WASHINGTON, C. anti-pyrine and opium powder, a corner, tapping the floor with his tail^-j and abundant in England. While the DEPENDENT PENSION BILL |to be given at regular intervals. In *^and on a bundle of paper lay a large cat, sea trout is a salt water fish, it inhabits the morning she was better and I discontinued puiring an accompaniment to a dream land-locked fresh water and thrive? A A E (O E N S has become a law »1 2 E MONTH to all the medicine. In a few •", ,5f conquest. honorably discharged Soldiers and Sailors of the there. Eggs will soon be put into late war, who are incapacitated from earning a Her husband said {t 4 "This is not all," said Blink, proudly, days she was welL J$»iof ftrejms ftmiag into the oeeao. support. Widowsthesamewlthotttregardtfieanse he had no money, but he would give jjNews Stands in First-Class Order $1.50 Each. p|sj ^contemplating my gaze of astonishment. of death. Dependent Parents and Minor Children also interested. Over 20 years* experience. References me a pig worth $12. I shouldered the S this way." Restaurant in aUparts of the country. No charge If nnsuccessful, **j* He led me inta a back yard where pig and sold it on my way home for $5. write at oneetor "Qop-yofkaw, blanks and full instructions ALL FSXB to MeAI.r,IS- ^flowers were bloomingrand then pointed That a my^ first tee,^—Detroit Free at Hamburg is said to be Writ© or a a to E 4 CO. (Successors to Wo Con&rd Go.), -g|&o a Jot where he kept a Jersey cow. miPress. $ id N O W E S E N N E W S A E UNION St, Paul Minn