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New Ulm weekly review (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892

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WHAT IT COST HER TO DRESS. S E I I A S E A Canary Taught to Speak, rank" of governor. feel honorecL The he shaves you doesn't ask The landlord of a public house in W "^ousand Dollars a Year Now, but 8350 A jeweler of Rockford, Wash., recently you if you want it close. Or does the Would Do After the Wedding. Birmingham is the owner of a remarkable presented the public school with a clock. razor hurt. his business. canary. It can speak several This was followed by a more expensive one Th man had been sitting in knows you want the hair off and words with fluency and clearness. by a rival 3eweler, and by the time the I deep thought for several minutes lookin nothing else, and knows the razoi enthusiasm had subsided every room in the This is a very rare faculty for at his best girl and judging as well doesn't hurt. school had a clock. y" as he could by the dim light the cost a. canary to possess, although there The pleasant titillation which accompanies'the her apparel. The had been engaged General Sherman is an enthusiastic spectator has been at least one other instance. progress of the instrumen for several months, and, having passed of theatrical performances. has The present prodigy ia a fine reminds one of the sensation that period of ecstatic bliss whioh obscures the entree to every theater in Ne York which old Kin George swore to in a young cock bird, and attained his all thoughts of worldlv affairs, city. He likes a seat well down in front, luxury fit for monarchs, and since that accomplishment under the tuition of they were able at odd moments to tor his eyesight and hearing are not as was before the days of flesh-brushes an Indian paroquet, with whom he good as they were. speculate about the future. Th parlor stately courtiers used to contend foi was placed in close and secluded was elaborately furnished, and everything The students of the Northwestern University, the privilege of employing their otherwise about the dear girl, from the tips championship. He would listen with Evaston, 11L, have a life-saving idle fingers in scratching the ofjier daiDty patent leather shoes to crew which has become famous. Lately head inclined to one side, and with ro\a back. t^g, gold pin in her hair, was suggestive the crew have won new glory by saving the profoundestattention. Prompted Havin shaved you does the artist of wealth. Th night was clear and eighteen lives from the wreck of the Calumet by a spirit of emulation,.he essayed swab your face twice with a sponge, cold, and this was one reason the on Lake Michigan. to utter a few magic words slap your cheeks with bay um fill man had the power to look at The grave of Nathaniel Harrison, the ancestor your mouth with powder, scratch himself.—Pall Mall Gazette. things in a cold, worldly fashion. Th of President Harrison, was desecrated your head with a comb, and yell night on which he had flopped on one by relic hunters several days ago It is "Next!" Oh! no isn't half through. knee and laid his heart at the feet of located on the north side of the James First he sponges off the skin. The he "So far, so good," said the boy after eating the fair creature had been wild and River road, near Sunken Meadow, in Surrey the stolen tart. After reviewing the takes a soft towl, folded thick, wrings stormy. She had accepted him in a County, Virginia. thousands and tens of thousands of colds particularly wild burst of rain and it in hot water, and places it across the and coughs that have been conquered by Dr. The results of recent experiments in the wind, and thereafter on every stormy low er part of the face. Another covers Bull's Cough Syrup we can readily say, so Mediterranean showing how far daylight night visions of bliss swept over him the upper part, with only a breathing far, BO good. Price 25 cents. will penetrate the water were found with place for your nose. This treatment and made his rather poor prospects '"I have found a sure cure for my weak gelatine bromide plates. The greatest glitter with unnatural brilliancy. On is kept up for ten minutes. are ankle, she said. "What can it be? "Fancy depth was 1,518 feet, or 327 feet short of this night, however, he saw things in almost lulled to slumber. I reality a woman never having heard of Salvation the limit assigned some years ago. Oil at twenty-five cents a bottle. their true light, and after the heavy your face is given a Turkish bath. Th tread of his dear girl's mother had hot towels are followed by a cold By the will of the late President Dodge, 1 Jeremiah Wilt and John Sipe, miners, and •gSven a to a low, rumbling snore, he sponging to produce a reaction, and Madison University, the income of hii estate Edv ard and John Brisban, contractors, were suddenly cried: then a towel, in bay rum, is laid goes to Mrs. Dodpre during her life, arrested at Stoyestown. a ^ith a large and at her death one-half of the state is left over the face. After this comes a dry amount of counter eiLcom and molds in their "Ho much did that dress cost?" to the university to which the president towel. This is laid over the face also possession. touched the garment lightly, and gave the last and best years of his life. and the hands passed over it, drying looked beseechingly up in the girl's Shure, docthpr, this pain is jist awful I the skin without roughing it. he Whenever William E. Gladstone catches face. Be jabbers! I'm all of a sweat! If a barber should clamp a towel This is a synonym for that gloomv, harrassed cold he at once goes to bed. This has been I hope you will thry to relave it. "The material cost $15 makino- it condition of the mind which has its around his hand and draw it across a For belave me, I can't lay nor set! his rule for fifteen years, it is an interesting I cost $18. origin in dyspepsia. AH the urly spirits customer's newly-shaven and sensitive fact, 4iot generally known, that he that, under the name of the "blues," "blue *^e£s I will try and relieve you, [duced). "Phew! Can you make dresses?" But, Pat, for the pain you complain ofT face he would be discharged. N wrote his election address announcing the devils," "megrims" and "mulligrubs" tor ,witfh a smilne' wljich Pat's speech had m- Simply roosting alone might not do, "The idea! Of course not." AS,d a "lay" nor ''set" either. comes the hair-combing. Yo see how dissolution of Parliament in 1874 in bed. ments the dyspeptic almost ceaselessly, banish I think I would try Dr. Pierce's "Ho many dresses do you get in a Perhaps you had better just i-oost! earnest and absorbed the barber is by when attacked with Hostetter'b Stomach Golden Medical Discovery, too. A Belgian has lately invented a musical year?" Bitters, that, moreover, annihilates biliousness, noticing how he squints along the parting shirty on the cuffs of which fragments of a "Well," she said, contemplatively, constipation, chills and fever, kidney FOP liver Disease, Biliousness, Indigestion, he makes, like a farmer testing his tract Dose small and pleasant to the tastoEqually 4 score are printed, so that if the instrument I complaints and nervousness. Scrofula or any blood-taant or disorder, "when I go away in the country I usually good for adults or children. first furrow when he plows a field. alist be a flutist, harpist or cornetist, he the "Golden Medical Discovery" is To invigorate the liver, sharpen the appetite, take six new ones with me They You are complete, and it has cost you has his entire part under his eyes, and the only remedy possessed of such superior The thefts of Frederick Kimball, the fugitive improve digestion, and build up bothstrength cost on an average $45 each. The I 25 cents but if it were the last quarter need not carry any further music about curative properties as to warrant its manufacturers and flesh, when reduced below the teller of the People's Savings Bank of -1 ^give four receptions a year, and, of in selling it,, through druggists, with him. you had in the world you would go out! standard of health, it ranks pre-eminent. Worcester, MasH amount to $53,392. Kimball course, a new dress is necessary each under a positive guarantee that it will Has the largest sale of any medicine in th« of that parlor feeling worth $100,000. is thought to be on the Pacific coast. Emile Zola's next book will bo called either benefit or cure in every case or time. Th four cost about $240. The world, vntkout a single exception "Money" and will deal with the Paris exchange money paid for it will be refunded. I suppose I have about five other dresses For all itching, scaly, festering, burning-, I a legitimate medicine, not a beverage a he Bull and tbe many wild speculations The peculiarity of Dobbins' Electric Soap tormenting Skm and Scalp diseases, it is :1 which come cheap perhaps about $40 is that it acts rightf on the dirt and stains contains no alcohol to inebriate, no which have a world-wide celebrity. "The especially efficacious. Salt-rheum, Tetter, for each one." clothes and makes them pure as snow, at the Byrup or sugar to derange digestion. As Psoriasis, Erysipelas, Eczema, and all humors, Gen. Bumblethorpe is certainly a Break-Down," descriptive of the fall of 'II same time it preserves the clothes, and makes wonderful its curative results as in its The man buried his face in his from a common pimple or eruption to very big man—bi in statue and bigger the Second Empire and the Franco-German them keep clean longer. Ha\ your grocer peculiar composition. It stands alone the worst Scrofula, vanish under the use of hands for a minute, and then said: still in his own conceit, brimmin war. order it. incomparable! Therefore, don't be fooled this world-famed remedy, if continued for "Hats and shoes pretty expensive?" over, as he constantly is, with his own into accepting something instead, said to be a reasonable length of time. Scrofulous The young Ladies of Bath, England,now "O, my no," replied the girl, with a rust as good," because the substitute pays importance, says the Boston Transcript. Sores and Swellings are cured, and Dahomans have advanced and occupied a give a german and invite no gentlemen. little of scorn. "I suppose my hats the dealer a better profit. most tainted systems are, by its somewhat Gen. Bumblethorpe was never in the position only one kilometr from P01 to Novo, Part of them take the gentlemen's place, The equal of the Golden Medical Discovery" and shoes do not cost more than $200 a persistent use, cleansed from the most virulent army he never was even in the militia. The warship Mesange landed fifty men to reinforce being dressed in black with white shirt has not been invented if it ever is it blood-poisons and completely renovated" year." the French troops. But he was surveyor-general once, a front, high colar and white necktie. Odds won?t be sold for a less price than what the and built up anew. WORLD'S DKPEKSARY" "Now, look here, Jess," said the good while ago, and has of course worn are offered that there will be very few given. "Dis^very" costs, viz: $100, or six bottles MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Proprietors, Buf* an desperately, "what I am Cor Jo.00. It's a concentrated vegetable ex- falo, N. T. the title of general ever since, and has ALLEN'S IRON TOMC BITTTRS STIES up the torpid Liver to action, and knocks Dyspepsia trying to get at is how much it costs to always insisted upon it.» has been M. Rouvier, the French minister of higher than a kite. All genuine bear the signature dress you. Yo do a little figuring and a shade more overbearing since he became of J. P. Allen, Diuggi&t, St Paul, finance, is about to contract a marriage let me see what the result is." a general in this way though he Minn. with his niece, Mile. Cadiot of Dieppe. M. Jess bent her dear little head over an was sufficiently overbearing before O "J?MtiJ-trgJEP for an incurable case of Rouvier lost his first wile about a year ago. V" Catarrh in the Head by ivory tablet and scribbled away industriously, that. Emm Pasha has started for the interior of She was well-known in the literary world the proprietors of DR. SAGE'S CATARRH REMEDY. and bit her pencil thoughtfulfor Africa with 600 porters. 5 German officers One fine afternoon last summer Gen. as a novelist under the name of Claude fn?if™i,££oMtbroa-t'F f! O CATARKH.-Headache, obstruction of nose, discharges and a large body of Nubian soldiers. nv minutes. Then she submitted ££!i sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, tmck Bumblethorpe was taking a walk Vignon. this table: tenacious mucous, purulentm bloodytand putrid eyes^weak ringtog eara! through the outskirts of the country of a a ffifi^ expectoration a Travelling men smoke "TansiU's Punch" Dresses $710 I Wraps $50 Sw^of rtSf2vU.fi? V£ i*"^6 JmPM«*. and general debility. Onlya town which he had honored by choosin Hats Mrs. J. C. Croly (Jenny June), founder 125 Linen, etc, 100 r^W,i? 8 hkely to be present at once. Thousands of cases Shoes it as his place of summer sojourn. I 75 1 1 of the Ne York Sorosis, has presented result in consumption, and end in the grave. The Germans have built a fortified saloon Gloves 201 Total By its $1,050 the course of his wanderings he came each member of the latter with a photo at Kema, Africa, formally annexing that cures the w^ne,^wm£ti£Jl*^l?&^dJl^n.Z Properties, Dr. Sage's Eemedy Tfee young man read these items over cases only 50 centB Sold by druggists everywhere upon a pair of bars leading into a graph o£ the members of the Sorosis club district. and over again. grassy and inviting meadow. Th o£ Bombay, most of whom are native PENSIONS For Fifty Years "Gieat Scott, Jess," he said, "that's bars he let down and walked into With pleasure we call our readers attention If yon want your- Indian women, in the costume of. their Selay, to the advertisment of Rogers & Ordway, ension without-r pretty steep, isn't it?" the meadow. had but half crossed oountry. put year 180-184 East Fourth St., St. Paul, which the meadow when he saw, to his "O, I don't know," she replied. clumin tbetiands The supervisors of San Francisco have appears in this issue This firm is one of the of JOSEPH H. HCNTEB, Attorneyv horror, a great black and white "That is only a small part of what I Washington, B.C. passed an ordinance for the removal of St. Paul's most 1 eliable wholesale and retail Holstein bull emerge from the dark 3 cost, for ou have no idea of what an Standard Chinatown from the heart of the city. It dealers well machinery, tubular artesian •and prospecting machinery, pumps, pipe and expensive girl I am know I usually shade of an apple tree and advance provides that after sixty days it shall be "Veil supplies, etc They have been in business Blood-purifier toward him. Gen. Bumblethorpe spend a month every summer at unlawful for Chinese to reside or do business Size 8xld'^xI^~Tnches""' Sentnby "eipicw for years here and need no recommendation is not an active man, but the steady some watering-place, and then I get rid in the locality where they now have cop subject to examination onree'tof$l OO from us. and address. S HEATH, Minneapolis. Minn advance of the enormous* animal stimulated of an awful lot of money in helping the their quarters. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH him for the moment to great A Philadelphia chemist says of the rise Tonic, church along, in car fares,bonbons,and Henry Couch, aged 10, was instantly killed PENNYROYA PILLS activity. An his own rapid flight in champhor: "Not long ago it could be ./%uch things." by falling from a wagon near his home at Ayer's Sarsaparilla also served to stimulate the bull, bought at 45 cents per pound by the barrel, "What does it cost to run this house, Spring Lake Pierce county. RED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. lowered his head and charged ferociously, now it is selling at 65 cents. The cause of anyway?" asked the man savagely, Bare and always reliable Ladle*. bellowing the while. ask Druggist for Diamond Brand in the increased price, is owing to the fact has no equal for he felt that the idol of his FOE THROAT DISEASES, COUGHS, COLDS, etc., red, metallic boxes, sealed with blue, that camphor is being used for making effectual relief is found in the use of "frown's 'ribbon Take no other. All pills heart was slipping away. It was a mad chase, but Gen. Bum in pasteboard boxes, pink wrappers, are Bronchial Trochee." Price 25 cts. Sold only as a smokeless powder." "I don't know exactly," replied Jess, dangerous counterfeits. Send 4e. blethorpe had some good rods of advantage in boxes (stamps) for particulars, testimonials and.' The food of a "Zoo" hippopotamus is estimated "but maybe $,8000 a year will do it Spring "Keller for Ladles," Utter, by retarav in the start, and the opposite II to be about two hundred pounds a mall. Name Paper nicely." fence of the field was not far away. The secretary of the treasury orders the return Chichester Chem'i Co^ Madison So.., BUls» Fm»' day in weight, and consists chiefly in hay, Medicine. "Humph! let me do a little figuring." to theirnative country of nineteen Chinamen WANTED: The general ran rapidly and succeeded grass and roots. The daily provender of a now detained at Port Townsend*, Wash. The young man's figuring was like in turning a somersault over the fence Prepared by giraffe weighs about fifty pounds. The Kesponsible Energetic Agents this: just in time to escape the infuriated lions and tigers obtain about eight or nine on S Cured Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., animal. LOWEST ESTIMATE. pounds of meat a day. To THE EDITOR —Please inform your readers agentgin towns and cities to represent us and Introduce Probable cost of furniture, 41,(k0 yearlyinstallments a An then it was Gen. Bumblethrope our line of Teas.Spices. Extracts. Med that I have a positive remedy for the $ 300 The possible annexation of Lower California Lowell, Mass. lcmes, etc Staple and reliable goods Steady Kent of flat (in Brooklyn) 40C was infuriated. From the safe side above named disease By its timely use is still taken very seriously by the employment, satisfactory remuneration, ana at Wages of servant lbC thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently of the feuce he stormed and raged clean and honorable business Also, salesniett PATENTS Wife's clothing fber estimate) 1,080 people of the southern section of California. cured. I shall be glad to send two to sell a full line of groceries at wholesale to at the bull, and, seeing a farm-house FAL.EBMAHH My clothing (my estimate) 10C The press demands it, the politicians see in Wash'ton,DC farmers, ranchmen, hotel-keepers, etc, No pedaling, bottles of my remedy FREE to any of your Necessary recreation, vacations, and not far away, he stalked over to it. Sendfor clrc'l exclusive territory and good pay wSta it a great future. The peninsula at present readers who have consumption if they will chanty 200 for terms, The farmer was choring around the I prescribe \nd folly endorse send me express and post-office address Respectfully, Food 150 has only 30,000 populat on, a large proportion JANES BROS & CO., Big ti AS tha only barn when the general rushed* up to T. A. SLOCUM, C, 181 Pearl holesale Groceis.i of which is Indian. specific fortbe certain care 263 and 265 Wabash av Chicago, TJL Total $3,410 him. street, New York. o? this disease. Please mention this Paper There is a perch fish in a well at William My salary 2,400 G.H.ENGRAHAM.M D., "Is that your bull over ther-e, sir?" WEBSTER'S Amsterdam, N. Y. Ayer's near Nashville, Ga., known to be In the Spring exclaimed Gen. Bumblethorpe. We bave sold Big lot Deficit thirty-five vears old. When the well is many years, and it has "Wal, I guess 'tis," said the farmer. Jess bent her head over this given the best of satisfaction. being cleaned "perche" is taken outplaced UNABRIDGED "Well, sir, do you know what it's and studied it intently. in a bucket of fresh water, and kept until Nearly everybody needs a good medicine The D. DTCHE&CO been doing?" "Are estimating what it will cost impurities which have accumulated in the blood Chicago, 111 the work is completed. The fish keeps the "Chasin1 ye, mebbe." 81.00. Sold by Druggists. ANCIEN EDITION during t"hecold months mnst bs expelled, or when us to keep house?" she asked. water clear of all insects. Tnni --------~s "Yes, sir, chasing me and it is an the mild days come, and the effect of facing air FREE tor 5 cent to pay "Yes," was the dreary reply. For nearly a century there has existed in rriLu postage, we will outrage I will not tolerate—an outrage, is lost, the body is liable to be overcome by debility "I think I can imprcrse on that list," New York City a society for the "relief of A so-called "Webster's Unabridged or some serious desease The remarkable I I 1 1 1 1 ^k. beautiful I tell you, that I should be pursued she said. "Now, cut off from my estimate poor widows with small children." It wa3 I I I I I I A Illustrated Catalogue Dictionary" is being offered to the publio success achieved by Hood's Sarsaparilla, and the and humiliated in this way? of clothing $850 and add $150 to I and Price List, formed by some of the foremost people of many words of praise it has received, make it atavery lowprice. The body of the book, containing over 5 0 0 "Wal," a the farmer, "it's a thing your estimate of your clothing, the city, and for three generations the ILLUSTRATIONS of every Tool known to a worthy your confldenoe We aek you to give this from A to Z, is a cheap reprint, page for that bulls will do can't help it, woodworking mechanic A rare opportunity to $100 from the cost of recreation and so daughters have taken the place of the mothers medicine a trial We are sure it wild doyou good. page, of the edition of 1847, whicn was in buy good tools at wholesale prices know. forth and another $100 off the rent. in its management. its day, a valuable book, but in the propressof F. G. A E & OO., "I had been sick for several years, being "Help it!" said the general, black Eeduce the servant's wages $30. I am language foroverFORTY YEARS The Ladies' Holy wood Memorial association troubled chiefly with dyspepsia and malaria. I 53 E 3rd St, St Paul, Minn I CURE FITS with indignation "do you who I sure our furniture won't cost more than has been completely superseded. It iai had medical attendance but only grew worse, of Richmond, Va., will petition the city am?" $700, but you can let the yearly installment wwreproduced, brokea type, erron an$ until one day in February my wife brought me a council to have the house occupied by Jefferson stand. I think had better "No, I don't." bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla, which seems to all,byphoto-lithographprocess,is printe*' Davis during the war preserved add $25 to the cost of food. Now how "Well, sL, I am Gen. Bumblethorpe." have entirely cared me, as I have not been When I say core I do not mean merely to stop them on cheap paper and fflmsily bound. A, from destruction and turned over to the for a tune and then have them return again. I mean a much difference does that make?" troubled by any ailment since taking it I consider brief comparison, page by page, betweenthe association, to be used as a museum of confederate radical cure. I have made the disease of FITS, EPILEPSY it a very valuable medicine." JOHN "Is—that—so?" said the farmer,with or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long stady. 1 "Eight hundred and eighty-five dollars." reprint and the latest and enlarge* relics and memorial hall. warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. Because EBSKINK, Chilhcothe, Ohio a great deliberation "is—that—so? edition, show the great snperiorityof othershavejailed is no reason for not now receiving a N. If you decide to take Hood's Sarsaparilla An autograph letter of Richard JIL was care. Sendatonoe for a treatise and a Free Bottle W in thunder did'nt the the bull, the latter. These reprints are as our "And the $10 deficit you make by do not be induced to buy any other of my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office. B. G. KOOT, M, C-. 183 Pearl St. Ke York. gen'ral?" sold England recently for about $5 2 per of date as a last year's almanac. No hon-' /your figuring reduces it to $875. 1 can Hood's Sarsaparilla *^4 "Elffii WELL inch of surface. It was written at Bernard prable dealer will altowthe buyer of such }JRQ on this if you can." Castle, in Durham, Aug., 4, 1480, or Soldby all druggists $1. six for $5 Preparedonly to suppose that he is getting the Webster tAnd he said he'd try it if she would. about three years before the crook-back by I HOOD & CO Apothecaries Lowell, Mass. whi 2U2rd5y ta accepted as the Standard-, T. Sun, A an was standing on the corner duke of Gloucester, then constable and admiral 100 Doses One Dollar and THE BEST,—every copy of which SICKHEADAGHE of Michigan avenue and Fourth street of England came to the throne. TUBULAR ARTESIAN AND bears our imprint as given below. A LUXURIOUS SHAVE. the other day, says the Detroit Free PROSPECTING MACHINERY If persons who have beeninduced to There are indications that poor Ca rlotta, V-y~ How a Tonsorial Artist Flies the Bazor and OF ALL KINDS. Press, when a tramp came along and anyJ purchase the "Ancient Edition" by ex-Empress of Mexico, may soon be restored Positively cured by Its Accompaniment*. began. Pumps, Pipe and misrepresentations will advise us of the these Little Pills. to complete mental health. She is now Well Supplies. "Madame, I am trying to raise money They also relieve Dis facts, we will undertake to see that thsf able to keep up a voluminous correspondence are ensconeed in a chair ,of trees from Dyspepaia.In S»nd far a catalogue. to go to Buffalo, where I hope to strike seller is punished as he deserves. with such of her old friends as have luxurious comfort, which allows you digestion andTooHeaxtj ROGERS & a job." Eating. A perfect remedy survived, and can approach the story of G. & C. MERRIAM & CO. ORDWAY, to recline at any angle and in any "Yes." forDizzkteu.Nansea her husband's execution with comparative position, says the Washington Post. Drowsiness, Bad Taste 180-184 K. 4th St., SPBINGFIELD. MASS. "I have been very unfortunate my calmness. in the Mouth. Coated Th professional man who is your ST. TAVL, MIK1. 1*90 N W. H. U. No* 1 8 wife is dead." Tongue.Pam in the Bide "^^jK^ slave for the time being—just as the The Queen of Roumania is completing SECOND-HAND^ TORPID LIVER. They "Poor man!" 7. another dramatic work concerning rural president is the servant of the people— regulate the Bowels "And then my children died." Purely Vegetable. life among the Roumanians. Most of the goes over your mobile countenance "Ho sad." Price ZS Cents. 'With a soft, moist sponge. This re§*moves incidents and the folk's song's which the "And then I fell and broke my CASTEE HEDICHTE CO., NEW.YOBX. FOR SALE CHEAP. Queen has introduced in the piece were observed the carbon, gravel, railroad and I have just recovered from the and noted by her during her trip iron, and unconsumed food of twentyfour Small PHI. Small Dose. Small Price Minion, f^revier and Nonparei^iSc^ hurt." through tbe Roumanian mountains last hours' sojourn in a railway car "Poor, poor man!" summer. ,„ from your features. next treats "I came to Detroit to work at my tradfl Per pi^^jm V" Pound. mm*-'^ GRATUITOUS ADVICE. you to a thin layer of hot lather, and James Jackson, who died recently ih which is shoveling snow, but th'ere is apologetically sponges it off. as it were Boston, left a portion of bft estate to This species of advice Is not always acceptable, no snow to shovel."* S on by mistake, but it isn't it is a William I, Bowditch Wendel Philips, and but in many Instances much benefit lAGATE, O CENTS. "I see." I I would be derived were it acted upon. N Mrs. Lucy Stone, to be used for the promotion part of the program. N he puts on section of the country isexempt from disease. £& "And so if you could help me a bit of woman's rights, temperance, and a heavier coat of lather, which he To know the best means of combatting: this News Stands in First-Class Order $1.50 Each. would be eternally grateful." *^K.~ the best interest of the working girls of common enemy, with the least Injury to our presses down into the roots of the 4 'I'm willing," she replied. *I have*no pockets and tastes, is certainly a great advantage. 1 stubble with soft magnetic fingers. We most expect Torpid Liver, Congested money to give you, but if you are willin 1 Write for particulars to This lather, too, is removed and the* While a boy was catting bananas from a Spleen, Vitiated Bile' and Inactive we'll get married and" open a hand Bowels, and all prudent persons 'will supply third course placed on. The each individual bunch hanging in front of a Burlington, NORTHWESTERNNEWSPAPER UNIONfil" Paul^Minn themselves with Tutt's Pills, which stimulate laundry. I'lJ ke*ep the books and take bair, which once did stand on Vt., grocery store a large tarantula PEG'S the Liver, relieve the engorged Spleen^ EEMEDY FOB"cZfA^EC^SirEaSipSt care of the cash and you can determine a healthy flow of Bile, thus regulating end like quills upon a fretful porcupine, sprang at him, striking him on the side the bowels anil causing all unhealthy "Do the washing:and ironing! Never Coldin th-iHeadithasnoeqnaL «*-.«•«*. jjur becomes soft and pliable. of the neck. From the boy's neck the secretions to pass off in a natural manner. Good-dav, madame!" liF3-' "An ounce of preventive is worth a pound insect leaped into a barrel half full of Th artist now carefully removes of cure." Be advised and use y^AJS&i & crackers. N one caring to meddle with from its case a broad-bladed razor, A Jackson County, Missouri, an Tutt's Liver Pills, such an usrly customer, at the sugges with a double concave, so thin that it suing for a divorce from the an he tion of a policeman the barrel was dosed ft sings as he strops it. brings it out wedded thirty-eight years ago with kerosene, and then carried into tfee an air which makes you think that Price, 25c Office, 39 & 41 Park Place. H.Y. says bis wife made him do the washing rttreet and set on fire, jrazpr never touched any face below the and the general housework. a *«Hfia bxi& «B*JI yyi^