"Dear Joe," I exclaimed, at the same W I N E WISSlLEiS A Tide THE SOAP-PEDDLER'S WARNING. time sinking upon my knees before him And How I Was Interrupted by an Ener. The silver plate ot Do Pedro^flUed five in truly masculine style, I am so "Shining- and even packed to ncrtbtmd to south getlc IAttl* Woman. wagons. I stretch the sands flad tftat you are willing. I love Tenderly, daintih .smoothed by*he touch of Senator Stanford made histfisst dollar by evotedly. life would a barren the outgoing tide A fly-by-night peddler occupied the Belling horseradish. Eoft as a babe soft hair set in place by a waste withont you. Will you, my darling, entire end of E and Market streets mother hands consent to make me happy and Horace Greeley's sister, whoidied recent»y fewr a *venings ago and sold soap, says Each trees of the late-left sea w«ed is straightened in Pennylvania, was the mother o£ and spread out wide. name the day I can call the S an Francisco Examiner. Hi eighteen children. dear husband? wares were not warranted to cure California Further, far off are the breakers, a sudden I have long known, I continued, fleas, nor yet to knock out E King Milan is said to be anxious to emerald wall relieve his chronically impecunious condition Lifted against the sky, and topped with a "that you regarded me as something Boston's fistic cultivator, "J S." flame-like foam by marryme the wealthy widow more than a friend, and although I a Bu he claimed pretty nearly the entire Joyous the white crest gleams, then crashing Barrios of Gautemala. have taken you by surprise I hope you earth for that soap of his said that it down to its fall, Creamj and spent it sobs itself back to its will not be afraid to give your answer could a man a pointer on a horse Kinp Menelek of Abyssinia has had a .ocean home. now." $ a sure cure for dandruff tell the lucky crown made ra Milan, Italy, for $b,000. Wide are the pale blue skies that melt in the "What do you mean, Miss Gray?" number in the next lottery drawing', N«is is a very cheap «iown, but perhaps infinite clou I said Joe, in a surprised and dignihed etc., besides removing spots, stains, jHenelek does not expect to wear it long. "Where sea and sky are one on the far horizon's voice. Z" and smut from the wearing apparel. verge General Beale has sold his ranche in California But the lighthouse down at the? point stands "Surely you understand. I am was a very voluble talker, and a to the inevitable English-, syndicate starkly, solid, and proud. offering you my love I also promise nuisance as well. churned out for $200,000,000. This comes from locating Its feet in a baffling mist of ^breakers and "Sweet Violets" and "Th flowers that sands and surge. to try and make you happy by a life of an extensive farm in the early days, of the gold fever. devotion, if will promise to be bloom in the Spring, tra-la la," on a On the wide, vague sea of though are sudden mine." 10-cent mouth harmonica, while he gleams of light The British war office has decided that Lifted high up to heaven, bright withia new "Consent to be yours. Ar you lathered his head with his soap and when it becomes necessary to handcuff a hope's sun soldier in uniform ha must not bajxiarched crazy, Miss Gray? you think that produced a foam which would have As we watch they waver and fall, and nothing through the street*, but a covered conveyance is left in sight I would consent to marry a an done credit to the storm-tossed ocean. But the baffling mist of doubt -where faith shall be provided. so far forgets herself as to usurp Quite a crowd gathered around the and unfaith are one fakir's wagon. The watched him the privileges of a gentleman and a A Russian officer has-invented a luminous Yet, steadfast in whirl and wave, a'tower of lover manipulate a pack of cards, draw a projectile to be fired from a gun. It is nftless rock glass of sherry from a bottle of ink, "Joe," I pleaded, "I love you dearly claimed that it will be extremely useful for Stands with its feet on a stone, crowned with untie foui teen knots from a silk handkerchief a quenchless light and should that make any difference!" discovering the movements of an enemy in Despite the doubts that daiken and the force in two consecutive seconds, a naval contest at night. of the tempest's shock. and draw a live rabbit from a near-by Charles John Gay, an English cartman, "The an I marry must be a It stands a pillar of strength by day, and a pillar of Are by night newsboy's ear. womanly woman, with so much self? after a good record of fourteen years, has -'-Catholic World. respect and consciousness of her ]ust been sent to prison for a month for "Now, gentlemen, you have seen all Said Sarah to Mary stealing two oranges, worth 1 penny, from worth and dignity that will ever deter there is to see in the a of legerdemain. LOOKING FQIIWAIID. I some goods he was carting ior a. large firm her from making any foolish breaks or Pray, tell me, dear cousin, what can be the matter? I'm no Heller, nor am 1 a Sure, a few months ago you were fairer and fatter. I of jammakers. mistakes." Herrmann. I'm a simple, plain, threecornered, Now your cheeks, once so rosy, are sunken and sallow. "Consider how much I love you, Joe. old-fashioned, slabsided, Columbus sailed on .his Jir-st expedition If I had never read Bellamy's book Your thin, trembling hands are as hueless as tallow: Your nerves are unstrung, your temper is shaken. I shall go ad if you refuse me I will country-cut soap peddler! Before I from Palos on Friday, Aug. 3, 1493 this story would bav« been And you act and appear like a woman forsaken." do even woise, I will get drunk." I sailed fiom Cadiz on his second expedition •attempt to extol the virtues of this written. A sit is, I have a tale to un Said Mary to Sarah: on bept. 24, 1493, sailed on his third voyage "Miss Gray, the subject is becoming highly-prized article, which babies cry fold. Right here I will say matter paintul. I hope you will not press it for, mothers jump at, and fathers pay on May 30, 1493, and on his fourth voyage how many "Looking Backwards," or Your comments seem rough, but the facts are still rougher. further. I decline your proposal with For nobody knows how acutely I suffer. on May 9, 1502. the small price of 15 cents to keep peace books of like ilk that I shall read in the I am sick unto death and well nigh desperation, thanks. If you threaten to get drunk in the family, I would like to give you The Czar of Russia has promised to listen future, I no never, will be in With female disorders and nervous prostration, before marriage you might do worse a word of warning. It's got nothing I've doctored and dosed till my stomach is seething at St. Petersburg to a glee club composed fluenced in alike manner. Fred says And life hardly seems worth the trouble of breathing,,,,• after the knot was tied. Allo me to to do with the soap. Here it is, free, of Americans studying at German that he will take good care that ,1 .am bid you good evening." Said Sarah to Mary universities. He had much batter listen, to gratis for nothing, in just two little not swaved that way again. 1 the voice of the American people in regard words—don't marry! Marriage, gen'l'men. "Joe, Joe come back!" I shrieked. Whoi"sFred? Well. I will tell you Forgive me, my dear, if my comments seem crusty. W to the Siberian exiles. is the b'ginning an' end of all "Do not leave me thus." And, pray, try a cure that is certain and trusty. later on. Just now I want to talk 'TIS needless to suffer, to murmur and languish troubles. Like a bear, when you For answer I received a mocking Lord Salisbury, who in his younger days about the dreadful experience I had And pass half your days in such pitiful anguish, once get married you ve got all your was as lank and abnormally thin as his after reading Mr. a book- smile and a courtly bow, then the door For female disorders of every description Mi Are certainly cured by Pierce's Favorite Prescription.' troubles ahead. I nephew Arthur Balfour, the secretary for opened and closed and Jo was gone. Ad a Sinclair's beau, Havelock Ferguson, Jus then a stout, energetic little Ireland, has now become exceedingly stou,t, Did I feel sorr\ over the loss of my "had read the book before we ••'9 1 Mary heeded this good advice, bought a and even unwieldly. His weight is now lover? Well, rather. Against Mr. woman with light hair and blue eyes, to the whole system. As a soothing nervint had ever heard of it, and he advised supply of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription it it is unequaied. See guarantee printed stated to be 330 pounds. pushed her a through the crowd. Ada and I to folllow suit. "I have Bellamy my anger knew no bounds. and it wrought a perfect cure. The pn bottle-wrapper and faiwifully earned oat He face was flaming red, her hands The more I thought over the matter The earth's diameter at the equator is readbetle books," saidaHa\eloc'k quite history of her marvelous restoration to for many years. the higher rose my wrath. W a were clinched, and it was peifectly 7,925 miles, at the poles ^899. Its mean pompousl}. 'This one is good enough health is similar to that of thousands A Book of 160 pages, treating of Woman patent to the -standers that there Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the diameter is 7,916 miles circumference at in its way howe\er I always feel like, I took refuge in tears, and cried and Her Diseases, and their Self-cure, sent world-famed remedy for all those chronic was trouble in store for somebody. in plain sealed envelope, to any address, a the equator 24,899 In round numbers there until my head ached so badly that I more interested when reading of wars weaknesses and distressing derangements so receipt of ten cents, in stamps. are 54,500,OJO, square miles of land, and could not sleep or lest throughout the W the fakir caught sight of the or ad\entures that call foith great daring. common to American women. It is a most Address, WORLD'S DISPBNSABT MEDICAI* 142,000,OJO square miles of water entire night. an he wilted. No ton word could Yo area are, Miss Gray," ad potent, invigorating, restorative tonic, or ASSOCIATION, NO 683 Main Street, Buffalo, he say. blew out one of his gasoline dressing: me "that I am a descendant W Ada came over in the morning strength giver, mipartmg tone and vigor Doctors, us a rule, are reticent about N to hear a report of my success as a torchlights in a feeble manner and their fees, but Dr. Willard Parker was of some of the Scottish chiefs." wooer, I refused point blank to tell her attempted to draw reins on the sad stories are for gills and wo paid $100,000 for the successful removal of SICK: HEADACHE, looking horse attached to his outfit. men," he continued even more pomp the state of affairs. an excrescence from the face and neck of dreadfully cross you are, The little an elbowed her a the son and heir of one of the wealthiest ously. "True, this book of Bellamy's right up to the a on and seized the families in the vicmity of New Yoik. deals T\ ith certain great reforms which Nellie," said Ada, sweetly. "Whe us a a in a I soap fakir by the coat-tails. She pulled the thinks will surely be effected Havelock proposed to me I was all Rev. Carrie Bartlett, who is becoming us A a and all derangements of the stomach and before the close of the twentieth tears and smiles. I told you that Jo him down from his seat to the sidewalk. widely known as a successful preacher in bowels, are promptly relieved and permanently cured by the use of was as pale as a ghost, the unitarian ministry at Kalamazoo, is century. Now if his book had been of Adair.was a bear. Fred, I am sure, DR. PIERCE'S E E S while the little an continued to be a little more stiiring nature, for in %would make a far nicer husband. Di young and more than commonly attractive, stance, a little fighting or rumors of he accept }ou Nell? Tell me that as red as a rose. She drew a cowhide with an oval face, regular features and Purel Vegetable a Perfectly a imuch." from "under her wrap and began to large, soft eyes and curls about her face. war. Yo know that I come of a fighting A a I Unequaie beat the fakir, clinging to him with ancestiy." "I shan't tell you anything, Ad a An elephant at Philadelphia died suddenly her right hand gripped on his coat-collar. ONE PELLET A DOSE! I here romaiked that the Scottish Sinclair," replied I, in a very un the other day from enlargement of S A E S E A E S •Chiefs as ancestry not much to giacious manner. E A S I E S O A E the heart Its heart was found to be abnormally boast of, as* their puncipal occupation "Well, good-by, then, Nell we won't "J-o-ohn," she gasped between large. It moi than filled a washtub seemed to be that of appropriating quarrel, will we,"dear?" said Ada, still blows, "you m-m-iserable, c-c-ontemp and weighed 102 pounds. The big hearti©d RISO'S URE FOR other people's possessions. Ad a hereupon smiling sweetly. I am going now tible s-s-pecimen of a man, you deserted but unfortunate animal was one hundred looked at me very reproachfully, dear won't you say good-by?" and fourteen years old. me didn't Yo left me to and as a matter of course I desisted I was too miserable and angry to be starve in Lo Angeles. (Whack!) Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. Bishop Mackenzie, of Zululand, who died further aigument. even polite to my friend, so without told me you a back east. Cures tvhere all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the on Feb, 9, of enteric fever, gave in&truc taste. Children take it without objection. druggists. taking further notice of my perturbed a affcecivaid told Ad a that if (Thump!) Yo swore you had lots of lions previous to his demise that his corpse state, she departed, singing softly as she did not cherish a profound respect money. (Swash!) Yo didn't have a should be buried in Zulu fashion. Accordingly CON S M.'PT I ON or his ancestors he hoped that she she went down the stairs an old Scotch bean, and I don't believe you ever will no coffin was used, but the body was song. have one. (Biff!) Bu a you to would not hurt his feelings by telling tied up, in a blanket a kneeling position him so. A to their stealing pro Whe Fred McArthur called understand that I' a California and, was thus placed in a hole. =aj PATENTS elh ities, he thought injustice had been head was still aching and my eyes were woman I am,and I never forget a man A Bridgeport Conn newspaper recently done these dead and gone freebooters heavy with tears yet unshed. does me dirt. I washed, and Wash'toa,™ printed the. following advertisement "Chu Sendfo* cooked, and worked for you, and you byithe historian. "Nellie, my darling, are you ill!" Fong would hkee smally nice Melican lady. A pocket full of money amounts to little it. Yo married" me and you Well, A a andJiread Bellamy's book, cried Fred, at the same time taking me She no have to work, as Cnu Fong got big after health is gone. To ejgoy life, a good ARE YOU MAnnlCUi shoyuMjo\netbi8socretj left me when you got tired of me I and pronounced it-splendid Especially in his strong arms. Jot of money. Chu Fong will do the washee appetite, sound digestion and elastic limbs, whlcb pays it* members»250 to #1,000at marriage. never want to see your face again, but Agents Wanted Clrcularsfiee N.W.Ma-' that part where the author thinks that "No, Fred, I am not ill," I replied take Tutt's Pills. Then, if you are poor, you and. the coakee wife she can dress up every tual Endowment Society, Minneapolis, Mini* will be happy if rich, you can enjoy your meekly, -"but, I am an awful fool." I've been waiting six months to give day. Prize $10 for best girl. Chu Fong." ladies will be accorded more money. They dispel low spirits and give MATRWONUL PAFERT you what you're getting right now. The Nonotuck Silk company generates freedom in the choice of husbands. A fool, and such a name for buoyancy to mind and body. 8p!cIe«tPnblUht4, Recommendation. Ada was disconsolate. Sh could not my little girl. I don't think so at any "There, you ugly, deceitful wretch!" jpower from a water wheel at its lowest mill Containsnearly 300 adTerttoementaofladiesk sent* rate," continued Fred. I think you "There" meant a lash in the face, which wanting toeorreapondfor tan ••-matrimony SunpH an Leeds, Mass, then turns in into elec•tricit^, propose to H&\ elaek for he had anticipated oojff. aealed. 10c HKABTAMP UA&P, UICACMH are an awful nice little woman I a the soap-peddler velp with pain. W. I. Blair, Danville, Va., says: "I have cosveys it to the new mill thirty her an the matter. PENSIONSAPATENTS- long suffered from Torpor of the Liver and have been thinking about you all day jpods above, where it is converted into motion Break the engagement," I -suggested. The crowd howled its approval the Dyspepsia, and have tried almost everything, How to get a Pension quick. Send for digest of and have arrived at no other conclu-sion. by means of a dynamo, and thus do "Afteru ajd confess how soiry woman's action. Th an herself hut never derived harfthe benefit that Pension and Bounty Laws How to get &. I have had from Tntt's Pills. I recommend Oh! I say, ^Nellie, can't you the worJcof asixtv-five horse -power engine. disappeared among the throng on Market a but don't .give time for a Patent, Send for Inventor's Guide. PATRICK them to all that areafflicted with Dyspepsia O' FARRELL, Att'y at Law. Washington, C. guess what I came to-night for." The watchmaker Goering, of Otterson, stseet. Th bruised and battered second proposal and Sick Headache.* 1 COLDS AND ALL DISEASESI near Hamburg, Germany, is the oldest veteran Guess what, Fred." Tutt's Liver Pills "That will ne^er do, said Ada, "yo soap-peddler blew out his lemaining of the Napoleonic wars. He wilL be knoAv the blood that flows through his "Don't you know, Nellie, that I love toreh, touched up his antiquated steed, OF THU THROAT AND IAJKGO,. SPRING B• NortQeCO.,druggists, StarminaeapoUg, M? Balsam'.,itrBiasfo *one hundred and five yeais old on the 13th you dearly and that I want ou to be and silently stole a a veins." GIVE GOOD DIGESTION. CURED For gai at ask BPISK KMYK8 DBU of this month. In 1812 he took part in the my wife." "Oh, bother the blood," said I ALLEN S I O N retreat of the French o"er the Beresma, I wouldn't be such a "I have been and am such a fool, he ad to Climb. and witnessed Napoleon's flight fiom Russia. Fred goose as JOIL think, "I continued, TONIC BITTERS W were comfortably seated around "of the rights that will be yours if we "Never mind that, Nellie. „Tell me The molt Elegant Blood Purifier hirer Inrigor*tor, Tonic aa4 will be my wife 9 the hearth at Porter Lake, in Pike Laoooon was a Trojan patriot and priest can only In long enough. Howeve Appetizer known. ThefirstBitter* containing Iron ever adrertiiedin America. i.P.ALLKH.Dmgyltt&ChcmiBt.3t.Paul Mlnnw he opposed the introduction of Sinon's I shall be tuning my harp by tbatitime, "Yes, if you want me very bad. I county. Pa., and the spirit of storv-telling I CUBE FTTSI must tell you, howei er, how near vo was strong upon us, because wooden laorse mfco the city of Troy and was and I just mean to take time by the Sbleeding,HUMORS, PRING whether itching, burning came to losing me and what a silly the fishing had been unusually good slain with his two sons by two gieat forelock." scaly, crusted, pimply, or blotchy, goose you will have for a wife." serpents from the sea. Get a translation "Nell Gray, yon are just horridly and the supper bounteous. Th flash whether of the skin, scalp, or blood, with loss ol When 1 say cure I donotmean merely to stop then* hair, whether simple, scrofulous, or hereditary, of Virgil's i&neid and read the account After I told my miserable ex and sparkle of wit filled the upper air fors timeandthen have them return again. I mean a- boastful. I don't believe you have .one SPSY dicalcuxe. I have made the disease of FITS, EPH from infancy to age, are NOW speedily permanently given therein. Read also Lessmg's Laocoou, perience and rejection of the previous of the room as with a fine aurora, and whit more courage than I have." or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long study, and economically cured by that greatest warrant my remedy tocare the worstoases. Becans*, translated by Ellen Frothmgham. evening he did not seem to think I had a halo of calm bliss encircled the brow "Don't be silly, Ada I am not boasting. (uticura of all known humor cures, the others havefailed isnoreason for not now receiving-M ,, committed such an awful blunder. cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Botui Listen while I unfold my plan. of each entranced listener. Bu first \. Santa Cruz has a horse that is fifty-three of my infallible remedy. Give Expressand PostOffloa, years old. He came to California 1818 "It was a pretty narrow eseape, the drug and then the antidote. Th To-night Jo Adair is to call at our H. 6 HOOT.JMUC..183 Pearl St. New York. with William Handley, and was called an Nellie, and for fear you will read any benevolent Colonel drew us down •9»-9a«. +*•+*.+*.! house to-morrow night Fred will ibe $100.00WEEK. old horse then. For many years Jerry more fool books I think we had better there. N in your estimation whieh gently from the giddy heights with a Resolvent worked in the brewerv, but was tunned out be married soon. story of a coarse plebeian, locally do you consider the most eligible? A Agents Wanted I.. to rest last year. His favorite food is the "The present century is good enough as a catfish. Thus ran his tale: friends, I esteem them very highly, refuse malt from the sUU, and he does not for me,'] continued Fred, "an I don't A an arid his dog went fishing in but can not really decide which I like PortraitsEnlarged to any etata. I disdain to wash it down with a bucket of believe in anticipating coming events." best." the Mississippi. I a short time the WriUfcrSpMlalT»m« and CtUtofat. I warm beer. "Propose to Feed by all means," suggeste Ad a and Havelock are to support man felt a mighty pull on the line, and Chicago Ztatrle light Zalargteg 0*. 245 to 253 E. Randolph St. Ada. "H is handsome, agreeable, Fred .and I through the ordeal. Ad a he that a catfish had taken hold. Jane Hading's chief pokits of beauty Are A. skin and blood purifier of incomparable purity Chicago, Ilia, and wealthy. I have heard yousay confidentially informed Fred that she Th giant came along peacefully jk.er eyes and hair for tfcs latter she has and curative power An acknowledged specific of -5«E--3«*--J*--5"J- ^a€- worldwide celebrity Entirely vegetable, safe, that you would never marry a poor had advocated his cause all through, used for several years a certain chemical enough until he happened to change innocent, and palatable Effects daily more great' Tflfll O CQCC for 5 cents to pay Nk •water which does apt dye the hair, but a ." but that I was a very perverse creature. his mind, and then he decided to riiCl. postage, we wifl cures of skin, scalp, and blood humors than all \ehich makes it more brilliant and has the Fred is satisfied—so am I.—InterOcean. "So is Jo Adair wealthy besides, double on his course and take the an i& other skin and blood remedies before the public effect of making it wayy with a tendency he has expectations." V* Sale greater than the combined sales of all other along. Th faithful dog seeing his I I I I I I send our beautiful to curl. He hair is never curled with blood and skin remedies. "He is not half so agreeable as Fred," master's danger, rushed to the rescue A Illustrated Catalogue he Sleeping-Oa W lrojas, and the arrangement of it has long W and Price List/ Sold everywhere Price, $1 POTTBB DHCG asserted Ada. "I believe he would bravely enough. Th wily catfish, containing over 5 O O HUMORfolly S beec a subject of envy among the ladies in AND CHEMICAL COBPOEATION. BOSTON. make a perfect bear of a husband and when he found the dog pursuing, Manager Bennett has three bright ILLUSTRATIONS of every Tool known to ASTSend for "How to Cure Spring Humor society. woodworking mechanic A rare opportunity be stingy besides." youngsters ranging irom 3 to 7. turned upon him and terrified the dog, buy good-tools at wholesale prices l^f^" Tw,o large buck deer in Michigan fou ght O h, you think so, do you?" said I incontinently turned tail and The other morning he was awakened F. G. A E & CO., i*- •until .their horns became interlocked, and somewhat loftily. "I must be in swam vigorously toward the dry land, by a heavy crash in the children's I EWISSt98HTE.Mina,PaultS,'d3rE35 ^, they were so ioand by Mrs W. Trewary now come over to-morrow and I will room, followed by a prolonged howl. the catfish hotly following. Presently and her eleven-vear-oid son. It took an tell you what decision I hare arrived rushed in Th smallest kid was the gained the land and ran hastily, I P0W9SBED AND I28FUXSS. hour to kill them with knife and club. The at." the cat-fish madly surging after him raising the roof, while the eldest stood I prescribe \nd endorse (PATENTED) fight between the deer had rageg. over Big AS the only The dog, sorely pressed and fearing a The strongest, and purest Ly» Before Jo Adair called me upon that half frightened, contemplating a heavy specific forthe certain care three acres of ground, and the small made. Will make the best memorable evening I had made up bureau which was tipped on the floor. painful death, in his extremity climbed of this disease. trees looted as if a tornado had been at G.H.IKGBAHAM.M P., perfumed Hard Soap in 20 mind that I liked him the best, and •Papa," he shouted, "Frankie's in a tree, the catfish still pursuing." Amsterdam, N. T. minutes toUTwut boiling, a worn. The gross weight of the doer was that he would make a good husband "Hold on!" we cried in ehorusj "dogs the upper berf. Frankie's in the up We have sold Big 6 fox he beat for disinfecting sinks,, 435 pounds. many years, and it has for any girl. W the jingle of the per berf." ~*&£.J$&? can not climb trees." closets, drains, washing bottles, given the best «f sfitls:Oon. The ques^on of the wholesale destruction barrels, paints, etc. door-bell announced his arrival my With considerable aifficulty Mr. "Can't climb a tree?" responded the XB.DYCHEACO. PENNA. SALT M'FG COu of swallows by electricity has at last heart gave one great bound. I attributed nett raised the wreck and skidded it Colonel. "Bu the catfish was close Chicago, 111 beep .taken up in France, and a report oji upon him, and this had to climb." Sl.OO. Bold by Drnggista this action on the part of that on to the track. Then he opened the Gen. Agts., PbiUu, Pa. the .subject was presented at a recent meet member of ray internal oj^anisja to upper drawer, and Frank popped Forest and Stream. MM ^SECOND-HAND TYPE ^nepf tiie Zoological society In the south excessive affection. I have since concluded his head out and surveyed the group. at France long wires are systematically that it was fear that made my of a ••We was playing sleepiii' car, pop," $re ted along the seashore, and when the fceart bound about so wildly. he exclaimed. "I got in all right, and 'tired swallows a&ght on them they are Health is perpetual youth. I is to greeting was rather warm in tried to climb in the lower berf ^bunoed or killed by an electric shock. feel the body a luxury," as every vigorous faet, effushe. I noticed that looked the old car tipped over. Bu we "The birds are then sent to Paris, where child feels, or as the bird it surprised. didn't bweak nuffin, did we pop?" Minion^ Brevier and Nonpareil, $15c*. they are used for deoprative purposes. shoots and quivers in the air, not flyin For a while we talked upon indifferent "Nothing more Valuable than your The Gundlach Optical works, of Rochester, for the sake of the goal, but for the subjects then I felt constrained to necks, you train robbers," was per Pound. sake of flight or as the he 2§T. V.^haye completed an eye-piece_for broach the subject uppermost in my the fond parent's comforting reply. rushes wildly across the meadows or the great Lick telescope. It is composed of mind. Washington Post. two lenses six and one?half And three inches plunges into a 'blissful stream. Bu •AGATE, I O "Mr. Adair,'* said Z, in a tremulous CENTSJ an diameter respectively. "No other eyepiece neither dhild or enjoys his cup of sets***. Venerable Tile. voice, "have you ever thought of getting A of anything like equal dimensions has physical bliss with a felicity half so married?" It is told of a Carbon county Pennsylvanian ever been made. The largest now in use is cordial as the educated conscientiousness NeWs Stands in First-Class OrcJer $1.50 Each*. Mr. Adair seemed a trifle surprised that he has worn the same hat mot over two inches in diameter. The of knowing how to keep well and at interrogation, hut answered for twenty-three years, and says it has fij&ht from heavenly bodie» seen through the to feel that on have turned that knowledge frankly that he had cpnsidered the come into style nineteen times. Lick telescope and this eye-piece will be to good account in preserving Write for particulars to question and had concluded to get 20,000 timea os feright asti"rts«?ea witfi the the health and saving the life of a fei A swallow-tail—the story of married as soon as Us could find a nj&e fonah little woman that would hare him. KJRTHWESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION, St.^PauJ Mini* low-being.—Tiie Sanitarian. ^©aked eye. and the whale.—Boston Bulletin. ftjU- A