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NOBLE AND MEAN? F. S. Christ said in Luke, the 6th. chapter, portunity passed. We spend much of our way, and very much as any ©*her young that in heaven some who had it hard time in saying: "If I only had." We can all person of good birth in, his kingdom. 1 ere would laugh there. And I think alaugh look back and see some occasion where we t$jivel Scheme to Prevent On3 Person from His mother has very sensibly forbidden of delight and congratulation will run around might have done a grpat deed, or might have ^fistealin-g Another's Umbrella.")^?"" WK the heavenly circles when the humble one of the lugging in of the royal features of •Beeted an important rescue, or we might Dr. Tamlage Considers a Liy whom I spoke shall go up and. take the have dealt a stroke that would have accomplished his life any more frequently than the precedence of many Christians who in a vas.t result. Through stupidity or absolute necessities of the strict rules ing Dog Better Than a this world felt themselves to be of 99 per lack of appreciation ofthe crisis, or through cent, more importance. The whisper will go of Spanish court etiquette required, and procrastination, we let the chance go by. round the galleries of the upper temple, CURES PERMANENTLY- Dead Lion. How tnu'vh time we have wasted in thinking except on the occasion of State ceremonials "Can it be possible thatthat was the weigher RHEUMATISM. of what we might have said or might have young Alphonso has been attended in our store?" "Can it be possible that that done' Wef spend hours and days and yearn was the car driver on our street?" "Can it almost entirely by his mother in walking around that dead lion. We cannot The Cripple. The Cure. And Then Directs Attention to be possible that was the sextor of our resuscitate it. It will never open its and by the stalwart peasant nurse who Lowell, Mass, July 9,18h7. church? "C it be possible thatthis'is the eyes again. There will never be another The boy Ornn Robinson, a poor cripple on has been his companion from his earliest man that heaved coal into our cellar?" "I Some of the Mean Men spring, its paw. Dead as any feline crutches, who wns cured by St Jacobs Oil of never could have thought it. What a reversal babyhood to his present comparatively rheumatism in 18§1, is well the cure has reinained terror of South Africa, through whose of thingsl We were clear ahead of of the World. permanent. He is now at work every heart 30 years ago Gordon Camming sent matuie age of four years. During his him on earth, but he is clear ahead of us in day at manual labor. GEO.C. OSGOOD, M. D. the slug. Don't let us give any more illness she and the Queen were constaut- heaven. Why, we had ten times more brains time to the deploring of the dead past. AT DKUGGISTS AND DEALERS. than he had, we had a thousand times more There are other opportunities iemairamg. THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. money than he had. we had asocial position BROOKLYN, N Special—Dr. Talmage'a They may not be as great, but they are a mile higher than he had. we had innumerable subject was "A Dead Lion," and his text, worth our attention. Small opportunities THERE is a great deal of talk in opportunities more than he had, but it all around, opportunities for the saying of ECCIPS. ix: 4: "A living dog is better than a seems now that he accomplished more with Washington on the proposition to kind words and doing of kind deeds Helplessness dead lion." Following is a report of the permon: this one talent than we did with our ten to be helped. Disheartened ones, to build a new residence for the president. while Solomon stauding among the thrones, be encouraged. Lost ones to be ioand. overhears the whisper and sees the wonderment, There seems to be general The Bible is the strangest, the loveliest, the Though the present may be insignificant as and will, with benignant and all suggestive mightiest, the weirdest, the best of books. compared with the past, "Better is a living agreement on this proposition, that smile, say, "Yes, it is as 1 told the "Written by Moses the lawyer, Joshua the dog than a dead lion." A tall, spare old gentleman has been world many centuries ago—better is Bmall the present white-house would do soldier, Samuel the judge, Ezia the build•er. seen during the last few stormy days in facultv activelyused than great talent unemployed, Job tho poet. David the shepherd, very well for the executive mansion Wit he the gallery of the house and strolling up 'better is a living dog than a dead Daniel the prime-minister, Amos the herdsman, lion." and down the corridors always carrying or for a private residence for the Matthew the custom-house officer, A great deal of laughter lias been expended Luke the doctor, Paul the scholar, John The simple fact is that the world has been, an umbrella no matter whether Gen. president, but that it is entirely inadequate on womankind for taking the and the world is now, full of dead lions. the exile, and yet a complete harmony Groely's weather was fair or foul. Save broom as a weapon in "shooing" an or fqr both purposes. Thfy are people of great capacity and large from the middle verse the that his bair and side-whiskers were opportunity, doing nothing for the improvement enemy, but, after all, why should not Bible, which is the 8th verse of the snowy white he looks very much like of society, nothing forthe overthrow of 117th Psalm, both ways to the upper and one use the implement to which she is Important.—All persons afflicted with rlieiu evil, nothing for the salvation of souls. the Rsv. T. DeWitt Talmage. His umbrella lower lids, and from the shoncst passage, matism, neuralgia, sore throat, pains in the most accustomed? Great execution is Some of them are monetary lions. They which is the 33th verse of the 11th chapter is, however, more noticeable and back or limbs, ppruins, bruises, etc should have accumulated so many hundreds of possible with the weapon of our choice, •of John, to the longest verse, which is the know that Salvation Oil is what they need. noteworthy than himself. As he swings thousands of dollars that you can feel their as an* English lady, living in Canada, Price 25 cents. 9th verse of the 8th chapter of Esther, and tread when they walk through any street or it idly in his lone, tfbny hand or leans TnE KING OF SPAIN. yet not an imperfection mall the 773,G93 has proved. "Delays have danjrerons ends," the immortal come into any circle. They can by one upon it while sitting in the gallery looking words which it is composed of. It nob only ly at the little fellow's bedside, and "William doth declare. Hnveyou a financial move upset the money market. Inptead She was one day greatly interested down on the frenzieu scene below, reaches over the pnstr but over the future about the only other living creature so cold or a cough, a hoarseness, or sore chest? ofthe 10 per cent, ot their incomo has in it a ferryboat, as in TI. Samuel, in putting out the ia*nily washing to it attracts attention. constantly in the room was a cat. The Beware! Tajce Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup don't which the Bible lays down as the proper proportion and a telegraphic wiie, as Job and a railroad delay, and all the cough and soreness will of their contribution to the cause ofGod, young King, before his sickness had dry. Sheets and tablecloths were on It is of silver, but its shape is its peculiarity. train, as in Nahum and introduces us soon pass away. Get it at once! You may they do not give 5 per cent, or 3 per begun to tire of the baby playthings the line, which, to her horror, suddenly to a loundrjman by the name of Tubal Cain, That is, it is neither round be woise another day. Price 25 cents. cent, or 2 per cent, or 1 percent, or a half that had been at his command, and, iell, dropping her spotless and a shipbuilder by the name of Noah, and per cent, or a quarter per cent. They are ira-»-^fc— nor square, convex nor concave—not seeking other toys, let his fancy light an architect by the Aholiab, and tells us howmany lions, no one doubts. When they roar, clothes in the dirt. like pear, prism, pillar, or pot-hooks. "West Superior will have a steel plant representing upon a Maltese cat that he saw somewhere or stablos Solomon had to care his Wall street, State street. Lombard street, A large buck, caught by the antlers, an investment of half a million. about the palace. The animal at "All there is of it is this: If any man horses, and how much he paid for those and the Bourse tremble. In a few years they was the cause of the trouble. There orice became a creature of distinguished hoises. But Jew things in this veisatile and will lie down and die. wishes to'try my umbrella handle I take was not a man within five miles— consideration in the royal household. comprehensive book interest me so much as They will have a great funeral, and a long an impression ID any kind of plaster or its apothegms, those shoit, terse, sententious, In answer to the name of Perico. The row ot fine carriages, and mightiest requiems they had all gone to a neighbor's for wax—the latter is better. That impression epigrammatic sayings, of which my will roll from the organ, and polished shaft ribbon upon its neck was tied there by the day. The deer plunged about, is electroplated and the electroplate text is one—A '"living dog is better than a of Aberdeen granite will indicate where their the King himself, and when he was When baby was sick, we gave litr Castoria, and the lady screamed. Something dead Hon." Here the lion 6tande for nobility, shell of copper or silver is filled with dust lies/ but for all use to the world that taken sick the King insisted that pussv had to be done, and done at once. and'the dog for meanness* You must man might as well have never lived. As an When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. lead or some lighter composition and should be in the room with him. So, know that the dog mentioned in the text is experiment as to how much he can carry There was a fine gun in the house, fastened on your umbrella. The whole for a full month the faithful cat was When she became Miss, she ctungtoCastoria,. with him, put a 10-cent piece in the palm of mot one of her American or European or loaded, but the lady would not approach thing can be done in copper for $1. constantly in the sick chamber. Naturally his dead hand, and five years alter open the "Scottish dogs, that, in our mind, is a synomyn "When she had cbildren,she gave themCastoria. it as firearms were her especial the animal became a great favorite, tomb^and you will find that he has dropped Gold or silver costs more, according to for the beautiful, the graceful, the even the 10-cent piece. A lion! Yes, but a and one of the high ladies at the court dread. affectionate, the sagacious, and the true The the amount of metal it takes. I can dead lion! He left all his treasures on the made for it the embroidered cushion St. Bernard dog is a hero, and if you, doub Among her many possessions she also take the head in wax of your favorite earth, and has no treasure in heaven. What it, ask the snows of the Alps, out of which hi upon which it is sleeping in the picture had a large pair ot tongs. She shall the stonecutter put on the obelisk over dog or cat, or your wife's canary entire, picked the exhausted traveler. The Shepherd here: him? I suggest, let it be the man's name, thoroughly understood this firearm, and then reproduce the impression dog is a poem, and if you doubt it, ask then the date of his birth, then the date of and with all her housewifely instincts in metal. They make novel umbrella the Highlands of Scotland. The Artie dog is Is Ciga Imported "eath, then the appropriate Scripture passage, the rescue of explorers, and if you doubt it, outraged, she seized them and began handles. This handle can be ornamented "BetterIs a living dog than a dead The- desire of the average man to ask Dr. Kane's expedition. The watch-dog* the attack. lion." as much as you please." smoke a genuine imported cigar, said is a living protection, and if you doubt it, Within five minutes the bnck's Here the old gentleman took from a But I thank God that we are having just ask 10,000 homesteads over whose safety he an internal revenue officer to a N. Y. orsplendid skull was pounded to jelly, and then capacious overcoat pocket a package now an outburst beneficence that watched last night. But Solomon, the author World reporter, is a constant incentive is to increase until the earth is girdled with rolled up in my folds of soft tissue the victor, her clothing slightly torn, ot my text, lived in Jerusalem, and the to dealers to misrepresent their it. It is spreading with the speed of an epidemic, paper. Unrolling it as gently and awfully •dog he speaks of in the text was a dog in sat down and indulged in a good but with lust the opposite effect of an goods. One of the most common devices Jerusalem, Last December passed days as if it were the Kohinoor he displayed cry.—Forest and Stream. epidemic. Do you not notice how wealthy •and nights within a scoue's-throw of where a superb silver handle surmounted is to place a label on a box men are opening free libraries, and building Solomon wrote this text, and from what I by a lion couchant. closely resembling the imported churches in their native village? Have you A Dose of Brandy and Peppermint. saw of the canines ot Jerusalem by c) ay, and large1 "This," said he, holding it up admiringly, not seen how men of means, instead of stamp. It is of the same size and color, heard of them by night, I can understand the leaving great philanthropies in their will for "is one I made for Mr. Blaine. and would deceive any one who slight appreciation my text put upon the dog dissapointed heirs to quarrel about, and the That is his prehensile autoform, so to of Palestine. It is lean and snarly and disgusting, did not examine it carefully. These orphan courts to swamp, are becoming their From the New York World. speak. You can look at this and imagine THE KING'S FAVORITE CAT. and afflicted with parasites, and own executors and administrators? After imitation stamps are made in different how the helm of state feels when he During the big railroad tie-up, Po Another s,tory from the sick room, takes revenge on the human race by filling putting aside enough for their families(for designs. Mnny contain the state has his grip on it. Now, here is another and one that has more of the flavor usually the nights with clamor. All up and down the liceman Matthew Hogan, who wore "he that provideth not for his own, and especially ment that the cigars in the box are I have made for the president. See the Bible, the mobt of which was written in Palestine those of his own household is worse found in stories of royal infants, service stripes indicating nearly twen. eagle. That is a beautiful piece of or Syiia, or contiguons lands, the dog than an infidel"), they are saying: "What George Washington and other lofty personages. manufactured from the finest imported years ofactive work,was detailed at can I do, not after I am dead, but while living, work. These couehordal shaped imprints is used in contemptuous comparison. Hazel It deals with a little crippled girl Havana tobacco—the word "imported" and in full possession of my faculties, to said "Is thy servant a dog that he should the stables ofthe Sixth Avenue road. of palm and figures are not so whom the King met on one of his walks standing out in large letters, properly direct the building of the churches, do this tlimg?" In self abnegation the SyroPha'iiician large or decided as those made by Mr. Constant work for nearly forty-eight or rides about with his nurse beforeu he while the rest is in small type. The or the hospitals, or the colleges, or the libraries woman said: "Even the dogs eat Blaine. Do you think so? I will vouch was taken sick, and to whom, seeing hours told upon him, and his sergeant chat 1 design for the public welfare, and -of the crumbs which fall from the master's unsuspecting purchaser sees the word for their accuracy. There can "be no often again, he had taken a fancy. It while yet I have mli capacity to enjoy the taMe." Paul says, in Phillippians, "Beware suggested that he should go home "imported," and takes it forgranted mistake about them. Here is Jean came to be that whenever the King in satisfaction of seeing the good accomplished? ot dogs and St. John, speaking of Heaven, on sick-leave. Hogan refused to do Jacques Ingalis' fine Italian hand, as that he is getting the imported article. There are bad fashions and good fashions, his outings saw the little cripple he sa.As: "Without are dogs." one of his critics might say. I put a and, whether good or bad, fashions are would make one of the ladies of honor so, fearing that heamighb be open to We have captured thousands of mighty. greyhound's herd on it. The greyhound descend from the carriage and carry a suspicion of cowardice. To dispel these 'fake' stamps in this city within One ofthe good fashions now starting will is our most intellectual dog. some little gift to her. When he had the year last past. fatigue, he stated, he drank one glass sweep the earth—the fashion for wealthy men been sick for a while he said to his "I have used the handle on othei On the other hand the lion is healthy, to distribute, while yet alive, their surplus accumulations. of brandy and peppermint, and it mother one day: things. Here are photographs of a hammer, strong and loud voiced, and at its roar the It is being helped by the fact affected him so seriouly that he was the superb gavel I have made for I "What will become of my little cripple that so many large estates nave, immediately forests echo and the mountains tremble charged with drun kenness. The police alter the testator's death, goneinto litigation. and what will she eat, now that I go out It is marvelous for strength, and when its Speaker Reed, and a cleaver I am going I Attorneys with lame fees are employed hide is removed the muscular compactness no more?" commissioners dismissed him from to give Assistant Postmaster-General I on both sides, and the case, goes on month is something, wonderful, and the knit ol the "Bread," said the Queen, "like all the force. An appeal was taken, and Clarkson, who is the champion headsman aiter month,-and year after year,-and after dissector bounds back fiom the tendons. By the poor people that is, if she can get one court decides, itascendsto another court, when the general term ofthe supreme of this administration. You see I the clearingoff of the forests of Palestine and it." and is decided in the opposite direction, and am mixing a little fun in with my busi- I the use of fire arms, of which the lion is particulaily court sustained the dismissal, Judge "1 am too little to command," said then new evidence is found, and the tnals are afraid, they have disappeared tiom ness. That's all right, isn't it? Eh?" the King. Barrett dissented, and wrote: all repeated. The children, who at the father's places vvlipre once they langed, but they were With this the old man wrapped up his I funeial seemed to have an uncontrollable "As it is to do good," replied the bold olden times They attacked an army "The sentence of dismissal was darling "auto-mines," stowed them softly giief, after the will is read go into elaborate Queen, "I will permit you to give orders." o{ Xerzes whileraarclring tinough Macedonia. in* his pocket, gave the umbrella an cruel, unjust, and ruthless." pi ocesstoprovethatthefather was crazy, and They weie so immeious that 1,000 lions weie therefore incompetent to make a will and admiring glance, and trudged up out of Yesterday, in the court of appeals, 'The King, at this, said nothing, but slam in 40 .veai sin the amphitheater ot Rome there are men on the jury who think that the the gallery as fast and as gracefully as a decision was handed down reversing the next day he had taken to the little The Barbary lion the Cape lion, the Senegal fact that the testator gave so much o* his money his_rheumalism would allow. the order of the police commissioners beggar the bonbons some one had sent lion, the Assyrian lion, makp up a most exciting totue Bible society, and the missionary society, chapter natural history As most to himself. or the opening of a free library is and the decision of the general of the Bible was written in region&lion haunted, proof positive that he was insane, and that term, thus reinstating Hogan No affidavit goes with this story, but this creature appears in almost all parts he knew not what he was signing when [he subscribed it is a very pretty one, and there is no as a policeman, and giving to him oi the Bible as a. simile David understood to Ihe words: "In the name of God. particular reason why it should hot be not only full pay for the time of his amen. I, being o. sound mind, do make this its habits of night-prowling and dayslumbering, true. lastmv will and testament." involuntary suspension, nearly $2, as is been from his desciiption: "The young lions roar after their prey The torn wills, the fraudulent wills, the 400, but entitling him to the benefits and spek their meat from God. The sun THE BOY. broken wills have lecently been made such a of the pension fund, should he claim Both the method and results when -riseth, they cftJw themsehes together, and spectacle to angels and to men that all over the the right to retirement under the He Is Being Crowded Almost Entirely Out ty them 0 dens." And again land successful men are calling in architects Syrup of Figs is taken it is pleasant of Employment. twenty-year clause, en a pension of and sajmgto them- "How much would it mong lions." and refreshing to the taste, and acts 4 cost for me to build a picture gallery lor our 'Judah is a vear. What is to become of the boy if the gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, town?" or, "AVhat plans can you draw me for lew them, present tendency to crowd him out of a concert hall?', or, "1 am especially interested of a slain Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system Sleeping Cars and Common employment goes on? asks the N. Y. in 'the im urables,' and how large a building lays, "The effectually, dispels colds, headaches Coaches. would accomodate 300 such patients?" Tribune. Messengers with beards lion'" and or, "The Church of God has been a great help and fevers and cures habitual seem to be growing more numerous all There is a lion From the Rochester Herald. to me all my life, and I want you to draw me m, and says in the time, and tho elevator boy has been constipation. Syrup of Figs is the a plan for a church, commodious, beauti'ul, Why should not railroad companies all eat straw like largely replaced by the elevator man. only remedy of its kind ever produced, well ventilated, and with plenty of windows be induced or compelled to make ., and sajs. "The Cash boys, once common iu the city, to let in the light I want you to get light at pleasing to the taste and acceptable lion." Paul knew the frame-work of the common work making out plans of such a building, have given way to cash gilds to a great to the stomach, prompt in as delivered out of the for, though I am well now. life is uncertain, coaches as stout and as capable of extent. The uniformed, brass-buttoned mot Peter knew them and You have to get acquainted with the old its action and truly beneficial in its and before^ 1 leave the world I wanbtosee call-boj-s at the hotels ai-e little more resisting a crushing force as are the says, "In. A as a roaring lion walketh man himself to get any idea of it. That something done that will be an appropriate effects, prepared only from the most than a memory, and in their places are about." ST. ohn knew them, and says of frames ofthe sleeping cars? It mightadd acknowledgement of the- goodness of God to is not a hard matter, for he has got a healthy and agreeable substances, its Christ, "Bel,old the Lion of the tribe of Judah'" men. It is true there are still news\oys me and mine, now when can I hear lrom a trifle to their weight, perhaps, patent on that queer-shaped handle, and about the entrance to the bridge, many excellent qualities commend it you?" inventors usually talk at a dog-trot. Col. but the births and heavy interior Now, what does my text mean when it puts A poor Scotch lad came 1 America at 12 and other places where there are generally Sellers' investments are trifles compared to all and have made it the most a living dog and a dead lion side by side, woodwork not being required, they years oi age, and went to Pittsburg. He crowds of people, but newswomen .with what our old friend of the umbrella and says the former is better than popular remedy known. looked around for work, and became an engineer would still be light compared and newsmen are competing expects to result from his discovery. the latter? It means that, small faculties fn a cellar, then rose to become a Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c with the sleepers. The latter have with them in ever-increasing numbers. actively used are of more value than great Asking him to explain it, he said: telegraph messenger boy, then rose to a position faculties unemployed. How often you see it? and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. been increassd in weight to forty tons, "This is what we might call an autograph Uptown the newsdealer has virtually in a railroad office, then rose to a position Some man with limited capacity va&tly useful. in a telegraph office, then rose to be handle, You see, it fits my hand driven the boys out of the business. Any reliable druggist who while a day-coach weighs about eighteen. He takes that which God has given him superintendent of a railroad, then rose until perfectly. Thumb, palm, joints—all are With bootblacks the story is the -same. may not have it on hand will prociire It might be an inducement to and says "Mvmentalendowmentisnot large he became an iron and steel manufacturer, precisely anticipated in its form. Now, A few of them still pursue their calling, and the world would not rate me high for my the railroad"companies to strengthen it promptly for any one who then he rose until he opened free libraries in if you take hold of it you will see that but grown Italians have seized hold of intelligence, and my vocabulary is limited, his native land, and labt month a free library wishes to try it. Do not accept any common coaches by either increaseing it will not fit your hand at all." and my education wnsdefective, butheie goes the best corners, and with their big in Allegheny City, and now offers $2,000,000 substitute. what I have for God and salvation, and or removing altogether the statutory Tne experimeut was tried with just armchairs easily take away the business 'or a free library in Pittsburg. This example the making of the world good and happy limit of damages for accidentally will be catching until the earth the result the old gentleman predicted. of their youthful rivals, whose customers CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. He puts in a word here and a word there, is revolutionized How majestic such killing a person. It is a rather It felt like wearing a coat two sizes too have to balance 'themselves on encouraging a faint-hearted man, gives SAN FRANGISCO, CAL. men in comparison with some I wot of, who big or putting a No. 9 hat on a No. 6 oue leg against a sharp corner of the absurb law that says that a railroad a/ scnptuie passage in consolation to borne LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK, N.Y. amass wealth, clutch it with both hands until head. bereft woman picks up a child fallen in building. There are a few boy peddlers company may kill a person and not death begins to feel for their heart-strings, the'street and helps him brush off the dust "It is a prims fact," resumed the' enthusiastic of shoestrings and handkerchiefs, and then they dictate to an attorney a last be liable for more than $5,000 damages, -and puts a five cent piece in his hand, telling Some old inventor, "that no two will and testament, in which they spite some but this occupation is far more appropriate him not to cry, so that the boy is whereas if they only maim him people in ail the hundreds of millions on daughter because she married against her to those who have arrived at •singing before he gets around the corner he may recover $5,000" $10,000 or the foot-stool have hands alike. The father's wish, and fling a few crusts to God Children years when an amble is the natural waiting on everybody that has a letter to and suffering humanity, aB much as to say: police of Paris many years ago seized $50,000, aB he can prove his value gait. On trains there are still many carry or a message to deliver comes into a "I have kept this surplus property through on the great fact, and made use of it in rail train, or astage coach ordepot, or shop, that is, his ability to work and earn lads who go about distributing illustrated Growing all these long years, .rom a needy and suffering describing criminals. Every man who ith a smiling face that sets everybody to papers, light novels and candy, world, and would keep it longer if I money. ,__- falls into their clutches is compelled to linkinc, "If that man can, with what apars could, but as I must, give it up. take it, and and then go about again collecting small equipment in life, be happy, why make an impression of his right thumb Too Fast much good may it do you'" Now we begin them, incidentally selling a few of the nnot T, possessing far more than he has, a me N a E a in an in plaster, and this imprint is preserved, to understand the text, "Better is a living articles, but even here the men are getting equally happy?" One day of this kind of with a description of his hair, eyes, person, Flesh dog than a dead lion." become listless, fretful, without energy, ing things may not amount to much, but ahead of them. Yes, what shall become and various pecul iarities. I was once on the point of tasting thin and weak. But you can for|tifythem Who would attempt to write the obituarv rt,y years of that—no one but God Himself of the boy is a serious question. ofthe dead lions of commerce, the dead lions "Now, I have discovered an -application and build them up, by the i— appreciate its immensity. human flesh myself. Some of the natives If the present movement toward his of law, the dead lions of medicine, the dead of this difference in hands to a great use of S There are tens of thousands ofsuchpeofe. had been helping us to build a displacement continues the only thing lions of social influence? Vast capacity had .^Their ciicle of acquaintance is small. practical need. There are 500,000 umbrellas house, antl the completion of the they, and mighty range, and other men in left for him to do will be to grow up lie mtVn is known over at thehtore. He is stolen every year. The United we their presence were as powerless as the antilope work was celebrated with a feast. and become a man, but unfortunately clerk ,oV igher or drayman, and he is States imports 8,000,000 every year, and or heifer or giraffe when from the jungle known Among those who sit near him clear this takes time.—N. Y. Tribune. In the course of the dinner I helped as many more are made in this country. a Numidian lion springs upon its prey back in\ the church under the galleiie3, myself from a dish whose contents Anything that will save your umbrella But they get through with life. They nd at \he 'erry gates where he comes ¥*'t lay down in their magnificent lair. They from thieves certainly ought to be welcome.—Philadelphia resembled pork, and was about to knocking the snow from his shoes, and *:~&?T*tl 4-*- A Heavy Drop. have made their last sharp bargain. They Press. '^,f jhreshiug ftns arms aiound his body to revive taste of it when a friendly native have spoken their lasthard word. They hare circulation, on some January morning. nudged me with his elbow and whispered At Waterville. Mo., a 1.000-pound committed their last mean act. When a 'Eut'if he should die to-morrow there would 5 fiF PURE COD LIVER OIL AKD THE KING AND THE CAT. weight dropped from the clock in the tawny inhabitant of the desert rolls over one suggestive and sufficient cot be 100 people who would know about it. helpless, lioness and whelps fill the air with Unitarian church, crushing the costly He will nev«\r have his name in the nevvspapeis, word—"Man." I needed no further a HYPOPHOSPHITES Also, the Kin^ and the Beggar-Maiden-^^hure shrieks and howls, and lash themselves into but on"e, and that will be the announcement organ beyond the possibility of explanation but it must have been a lamentation, and it is a genuine grief for the Jj|«tories of the Little Ruler of Spain. of his d°ath, if some one will pay for the "Or lAine a Soda p??{ t4repair. poor things But when this dead lion of great disappointment to the cannibals, evtion, so Linch a line for two lines. But They will take it readily, for it is If? Storfes of the little King of Spain are monstrous uselessneBs expires, there is nothing iHll come up gloriously on the other side, who would have been much most as palatable as milk. And it I William E. Gladstone has been offered hut dramatized woe, tor "Better is a living in order now that his recovery has been the God who has watched hjm through f££uld pleased to think that a white man remembered that AS 1 PREXFJnJ $25,000 a year by an American publisher ft»ve a dog than a dead Hon." .~2 "i higher and a better position assured, and several new ones have come E OB CUBE OF COUGHS OK COLDS, for the exclusive use of his literary ^rd a grander eternity than many a man My test also means that an opportunity of had eaten* human flesh. Fiji Cor. out. The young King, as is well known, BOTH THI 5LD AND YOUHfi, IT IS ho had on earth, before his name, the word tho living present is better than a great op- output. Literature pays better than St. Louis ^public has been brought up in a strictly family onorable, and after his name LL. D. and UNEQUALLED. Avoidsubstltutiotisoffered. .wood-chopping. 1SI Isir ^fl 'M *y| & psgjKga Jfc] mm