WIT AND HUMOR. COURT DAY IN THE FIJI ISLANDS. ous dead—things out of his pocket or hi» Protest of the Reap Guard* "Tour son is a contrary sort of I have learned the lessons which hard hat, perhaps, or a pint flask?' luck can teach. There will be more boy, Mrs. Malany." "Faith, an' he Scenes That are Dangerous to the Gravity "Then he pried the whale's mouth realism in my portrayal of this famous W$&i a hot retorts are plentiful—In a of the Spectators. thot. He's thot conthrary he'd g^ open and out walked Jonah. It was the Old Testament hoodoo than in SMb' gas-house.—Boston Herald. psi inty thejbheayter troo the exit an The gala dresses are not startling. hit of his life, and, sir, by Jove, to make any amount of real water in a tank. I S A^t Eternal vigilance is the pricJTlf an come out by th' inthrance ave they'd Here is a dignified old gentleman arrayed a long story short, he was engaged at a have queered everything in my time, Wjgp^* 0 at a church social.—Texas Sift- in a second-hand tunic of a good salary to do the act every "hour at let him."—The Epoch. sir, from a church fair to a pat hand." the museum, and he's making a great marine, in much the same plight as to "Billings looked at him, and thought success. Take it for all in all, I think buttons as its owner is to teeth near Df what he had been through, and he IfLlCX Silence is golden when the gold is Inquiring Boy—Pa, what do sailors I this is as remarkable an illustration of him stands a fine young village policeman, said to himself, this is the man to live coined, however, money talks.—Texas mean by scuttling a ship? Pa (worried the vicissitudes of our honorable profession through the rest of the season if anybody v%* Siftings. whose official gravity is not enhanced as ever came to my notice." v. over family expenses)— They mean, can. In short, he engaged him. by the swallow-tailed coat of iKftf v" ^"ne S a me C0CJk is always pretty well my son, that they put a big hole in They went out on the road, but somehow a nigger minstrel, while the background, 1 1 'heeled when he goes out on a business the play didn't make" a hit. Monty it like the one which Bridget's scuttle is taken up by a bevy of village -trip.—Jamestown News. tfg$ was a good Jonah to look at, and the has made in that last ton of coal. maidens clad in gorgeous velvet pinafores, audience must have wondered why the -A. woman can find her pocket quick who are giggling after the manner ship didn't sink as soon as he stepped 'Q enough when there is money in it to of their white sisters until they are The People on to the gang plank. The scene where fo ,. Pay or a hat.—Epoch. fixed by the stern gray eye of the chief the sailors threw Jonah overboard was are not slow to understand that in order t«fc Ilfej^l. L" The formation of trusts cannot be' policeman, which turns their expression warrant their manufacturers in ftuarant*ein«| a fair hit with the gallery, and the into one of that preternatural them to benefit or cure, medicines must posjf fflmf'' considered a healthy business syndicas^v boys always wanted the crew to fish SPSS more than ordinary merit and curative^ solemnity they wear in church. Jonah out and throw him overboard ., 4ion.—Terre Haute Express. properties. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery The court-house, a native building again. But on the whole, the thing was **£,' A man drinks to drown his sorrow, is the only blood medicine sold,, carpeted with mats, is now packed with This smokeless powder's very Tvellt^ slow. ip, fout the sorrow always comes oub on through dru&rists, under a positive guarantee For those who like the fray natives, sitting cross-legged, only a "Billings was all the time trying to that it will benefit or curs or money paid l§.^ ^top.—Philadelphia Inquirer. ",., But rather bard Its use will toll small place being reserved in front of On those who'd slip away. for it will be returned. In all blood, skin and tinker it up, and he would come to Sj?4u S he (shy]y)—"I do love champagne." It's very well to have no smoko J&v'ft* scalp diseases, and for all scrofulous affections, the table for the accused and witnesses. Monty with suggestions. For those who feel no fear IR^I^^V it is specific. M" He-«Why?» She-"Because the cock The magistrate takes his seat, and his "'Jonah,'he said one day, 'what do But, ah! it was a handy cloak 3^2^^%* scribe, sitting on the floor at his side, W iir 1P°PS ^o.^—Burlington Free Press. When getting to the rear. \1{S, *t you think of engaging a real whale? $500 Reward offered by tbe proprietors of prepares his writing materials to record I've got an offer of one, and the man SSI*§||,/ There'll he no fun in war nt all, f" Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy for an incurable who owns him says that he can be trained Respectability is contagious, but.like the sentences. The dignity with which If things are fixed, no doubt, V* \l case. to do the part to perfection. Now, other contagions, you can't always the old man adjusts his shirt collar and So every leaden, whizzing ball Will find a fellow out. H** *,' that's realism for you. Don't like it, .catch it when you want it.—Puck. clears his throat is a little marred when Though some upon the change will joke. The farmers of O'Brien connty are agitating eh? Well, now, that's funny. I thought Mil*- "How distinguished looking she is! he produces from his bosom what THE ESCAPE OP JONAH. The situation's thus: the formation of a mutual irsurance it would please you. No danger, of Is she a lady of note?" "Yaw she should have been a pair of pince-nez, When gone's the shelter of the smoke. I turned and looked at the actor wlen company. {Jk §^j ~J course. We'll let him swallow a dummy No soldiering for us. £p*_ "vos a musician."—Brake's Magazine. seeing that it was secured by a string he finished his story, and the truthful ___^ —Boston Budget for a day or two till he gets used to Entitle to he ^--t Unlike the majority of things in this gleam in his eye justified me in eiving round his neck, but is, in fact, a jewsharp. it.' i^ queer world fogs are always mist until his narrative to the public. It is doubtless With the soft notes of this instrument MONTY'S WHALE. All are entitled to tbe best that their money '•But Jonah wouldn't have it, and he as near the truth as any story I could they are gone.—Baltimore American. the man of law is wont to beguile will buy, so every family should have, at and Billings were in trouble from that tell myself.—Chicago Times. The cooper's business is not always the tedium of a dull case. But, day forth. JoDah kept kicking about once, a bottle of the best family remedy, l-j lively, though he is generally a hooping although the spectacle of Lord Coleridge the water in the tank. He said that the The Iiife of a Shooting Star. things up.—Binghamton Bepubli- gravely performing on the jewsharp HIS JONAH AND THE Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the- system when PAKE WHALE scene was laid in the tropics, and it destroyed in court would at least excite surprise 4_ can. the realism to fill the tank in costive or bilious. For sale in 50eaad $1.00 MADE A BIG A small body, perhaps as large as a HIT. in England, it provokes no smile j£f "Misfortunes come in pairs," especitilly the morning and let it skim over with paving-stone or larger—more often, bottles by all leading druggists. when the pears are green then here. ice before the performance. He insisted perhaps, not as large as a marble—is The first case is called on. Reiterated *v they come in doubles.—Philadelphia that his con tiact called for warm water, moving around the sun. Just as a William Riley was found dead Ms bed at fiow an Old Biblical Story Became Press. calls for Samuela and Timothe and he objected to sitting in tbe win^a mighty planet revolves in an ellipse, Watertown. He was a hard drinker. produced two meek-faced youths of 18 with an old stocking rouud his neck and Adapted to the Uses of tho Modern j%* Blivens—"What role does jTour star so this small object will move round a bottle of cough medicine on each side and 19, who, sitting tailor fashion before That «,ctor take the most interest iu Man4:1. and round in an ellipse, with the sun Drama, -Time- w: the table are charged with fowl a,ger (energetically)—"The pay roll." in the focus. There are at the present stealing. They plead "not guilty," moment inconceivable myriads of such sat in an uptown and the owner of the fowls being Tired Feeling meteors moving in this manner. They chop-house after the |L*J Up to date there, have been no flies sworn, deposes that, having been are too small, and too distant for our theatre last Wednesday on this winter, at least no one in this awakened at night by the voice of a telescopes, and we can never see them vicinity has seen the snow fly.—Philadelphia night, eating my favorite hen in angry remonstrance, he except undor extraordinary circumstances. Press. ran out of his house, and after a hot modest lunch of terrapin At the time we see the meteor Is experienced by almost every one at this season, §g, MissX.—"That Italian Count seems chase, captured the accused red-handed and such simple and many people resort to Hood's Sarsaprilla to it is usually moving with enormous 2.?/- to lead a rather monotonous life." in two senses, for they were plucking drive away the languor and exhaustion. The fare, and wondering -velocity, so that it often traverses Mrs. Y.—"Yes I notice he never has his hen while still alive. Quite unmoved blood la laden with impurities, fie mind fails tothink a distance of more than twenty miles whether, as a any change."—Life. by this tragic tale, Vatureba quickly, and the body la still slower to respond. in a second of time. Such a velocity is or liteiarian, I Hood's Sarsaprilla is just what is needed. seems to listen only to the melancholy There is no scorn like that which is almost impossible near the earth's surface, could afford It overcomes that tired feeling, purifies and enriches notes of his jews-harp but the witness is the resistance of the air would ottered in silence. The shears give the when two gentlemen the blood, makes the head clear, creates an a chief and a man of influence withal, prevent it. Aloft in the emptiness of most effective cut when they shut up. took the table next appetite, and tones the nervous system. and a period of awed silence follows his space there is no air to resist the meteor. —Binghamton Leader. me and at once began Hood' I accusation, broken only by a subdued It may have been moving round Miss Walnut—"I don't feel at all to talk in so en- twanging from the bench. and round the sun for thousands, perhaps like myself today. Miss Chestnut— for millions, of ears without l«f But Vatureba's ej es are bright and tertaining a manner that the problem of "Allow me to congratulate you, dear." or hinderance but the supreme moment piercing, and they have been fixed for pastry went quickly out ot my mind. I 1 —Philadelphia Inquirer. arrives, and the meteor perishes Sarsaparilla •, some minutes on the wretched prisoners. f^iyjj perceived at once that the gentlemen It everybody believed everything that in a streak of splendor. In the course He has not yet opened his lips were actois. This was apparent from a lie heard about everybody else how of its wanderings the body comes near during the case, and as the jewsharp is certain generosity in the style of their much better every man would think JONAH'S GREAT PEKIIi. the earth, and within a few hundred not capable of much expression, it is SoldbjalldrugrfBta ,l.siTtor,5 Prepared out, talk—an open-handed willingness that himself than every one of his neighbors! of him just because Billings was too mean miles of the surface, of course, begins b,C I HOOD&CO, Apothecaries,Lo.ell, Uaas. with some interest we await the sentence. —Puck. other people should hear what they to heat the blamed old tank. to encounter the surface of the atmosphere Suddenly the music ceases, the IOO Doses One Dollar "But Billings couldn't see it. He was said, and enjoy the graceful fluen'cy of with which the earth is inclosed. If we could know all the bad things instrument is withdrawn from the down on Jonah, and used to make him their deliveiy, whether they wanted to To a body moving with the appalling SICKHEADAGHE that our neighbors say about us we mouth, the oracle is about to speak. rehearse with the sailors every morning. velocity of a meteor a plunge into the or not. should probably talk about them even Alas! he utters but two words, "Vula He said that thev must learn to make atmosphere is usually fatal. Even "Have you heard the latest from old worse than we do now.—Somerville tolu" (three months), and there peals more splash with him, so for thiee though the upper layeis of the air are Monty?" said one. Positively cured by Journal. out a malignantly triumphant strain hours a day they tiied him feet first, excessively attenuated, yet they suddenly these Little Pills. "Montv?" from the jewsharp. But the prosecutor head first, aud every other way. Then They alao relieve Dia "They tell me, doctor, that your "Yes, Montmoiency, the old, perennially check the velocity, almost as a starts up with a protest. One of he experimented with the whale. tress from Dyspepiia.In consumptive patient thought a great busted 'heavy' who has played up rifle bullet would be checked when digestion and ToeHearty the accused is his nephew, he explains, want to improve his internal machinery,' deal of you—that he was grateful to Eating. A. perfect rem and down the free-lunch circuit for the fired into water. As the meteor rushes said B.lliugs, "so that he'll look and he only wished a light sentence to the last." "Yes. He declined with ody for Dizzinett.lfeusea last ten years, and nowhere else that I through the atmosphere the friction of sicker when the cue comes for Jonah to Drowsiness, Bad Taste be imposed. Three months for one thanks."—Puck. ever heard of. I used to meet him regularly the air warms its surface. Gradually in the Mouth, Coated land. The audience sometimes haven't fowl is two too severe besides, if he has Tonjfue.Pain in the Bide whenever I was in !New York, it becomes red hot, then white hot, and "Mrs. Bobbins has no piano?" "No. paid much attention to the play, and TOKPID LTVBB. They three months he must go to the central and lend him a five-dollar note or is finally driven off into vauor with a She's a little sensitive about anything out here in the west they're a little weak regulate the Bowels jail and not work out his sentence some trifle of that kind just to help the brilliant light, while Ave on* the earth, Purely Vegetable. of that kind. You know she was Mr. on Scripture, so that when the whala begins Prloe Cents. in his own district. Again there is old fellow along. Well, I was simply 100 or 200 miles below, exclaim Robbins' type-writer before they were to cut up they are natuially curious silence, and the jewsharp has changed thunderstruck, thebther day, when I CASTES UESICnTE CO., imWYOBE. "Oh, look, there is a shooting star!" married."—JV". Y. Sun. to know what he's been eating that from triumph into thoughtful melancholy. heard that the old fellow had caught should make him feel that way. Then When a woman fancies to herself the on." Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. At length it is withdrawn, and when they see Jonah they say, "this husband she would like to haAre, he is How to See the Wind. the oracle speaks again: "Bogi tolu" "Got an engagement?" ain't realism that whale ought to have generally different in important respects DAI»TY\EXftUISITE "Yes: it happened this way* Billings (three days.)—Corn/nil Magazine. been a darned sight sicker." We must Take a polished metal surface of two from the husband that she has —you know him, the original tank drama try to bring this thing up to an artistic feet or more, with straight edge a already.—Somerville Journal. manager in this country—well, Billings Philosophy of the Table. standard.' large handsaw will answer the purpose. was running his new, realistic, spectacular, COLORS. MisslPert— "What a splendid book! "One day out in Cheyenne when the Take a t\ indy day for the experiment, scriptuial play called 'Jonah/ How long has it been in the family?" A sick palate is beyond the reach of receipts weren't big enough to pay the whether hot or cold, clear or founded on the Bible story, of course. Miss Antique—"The family Bible? phvsic whale's board, Billings got desperate. He had a big tank of real water, and a cloudy only let it not be in murky, He told Jonah that the play was too Why it was purchased at my birth." Uneasy fits th8 coat the stomach pays ship, and a stuffed whale with machinery rainy weather. Hold your metallic sombre in its tone—needed something to "Indeed? How well preserved it is for. inside of him so that he could swim So well satisfied has the Pioneer Press Company surface at right angles to the direction ot liven it up—and he suggested that, they for such an old book!"—N. Y. Sun. When dinner and appetite fall out it been with the results of their offer to the and wag his tail around, and swallow the wind—i. e., if the wind is north hold should introduce a dead calm after the readers of this paper to send a copy of the "Russian is time for arbitration. things, just as iu life. He had written "No use," exclaimed an impecunious your surface east and west, but instead storm scene and let Jonah come out Wedding Feast" and the Sunday Pioneer One man may be sentimental, another up the part of Jonah to a good melodramatic-character debtor to an importunate creditor, of holding it vertical incline it about 42 Press of March 9th for 10 cents, that they have upon the roof of the whale and do a hungry no man can be both at the in haid luck for four decided to make a still more liberal offer covering* -"you can't get blood out of a turnip." degrees to the horizon, so that the song and dance. They tried this trick same time. the issues of Marcb»16th & 23rd tough acts, but coming up smiling in "1 know that," responded the creditor, wind, striking, glances and flows over for one night, but it didn't work, and The first lesson in dyspepsia is a surprise the fifth. Jonah in the play is the persecuted At great expense they have secured a number "but unless I get that money I'll have the edge, as the water flows over a at the next town the Sheriff levied on of thousand copies of the magnifloentwatercolor to him who thinks he knows hero who is thrown overboard gore from a beat."—Philadelphia Press. dam. Now sight carefully along the the company's effects. He put on his pictures which are being issued with the Illustrated everything. at the instigation of the villain but he edge some minutes at a sharply denned American of New York. These pictures have attachment right in the middle of the First Tramp—"This is getting teyond finds the missing will and other valuable There is little choice between a dinner made a sensation throughout the country. storm, just after the whale had closed object, and ou will see the wind pouring me, Jack. Do you know the lay documents inside the whale, and turns with no appetite anJ an appetite Thpy are entitled respectively "THE SOLDIER his little arrangement with Jonah. over the edge in graceful curves. *?', -of the land here-abouts?" Second with no dinner. DF ALGIERS" by EDOUAHD DETAILLBV "COMRADE^ "Old Monty heaid what was going on, Make your observations carefully and np with them in time to marry the girl 'Tramp (broken-down tenor) "It's DF THE DEBEHT" by EDOUAHD DETAILLB, and "THE. Poverty is an unpleasant dose, but and he just lay still and said nothing. you will hardly ever fail in the experiment idTTLE DUCHESS" by L. VAN DOH BOS and live happily on her income." 'the Star Spangled Banner, pard, but I it will be a sure remedy for many ills He knew that Billings would skip out the results are even better if The number of these pictures which can be ob "Good plot, by jingo. Ought to be -can't sing it like I used to once."— of the rich. tamed is limited and our onlv fear is «iat therewill apd leave the company to find its way the sun is obscured.—St. Louis Bepub* ft go. Sunday-school theatre parties, .Boston Herald. not be enough of them to supply tne demand The devil hath many disguises. Beware back to New Yoik along the track. The moral lesson and all that sort of thing." he. which promises to be enormous Eater—"You children turn up your of him when he don& the cook's ghost hadn't walked for two or three "Looks all right, don't it? But the It will therefore be wise for those who are anxious ••noses at everything on the table. cap and apron. ., weeks and Jonah was broke, so it occurred to secure one of these v, orks of art to send trouble was that Billings kept losing his With a Moistened Thread. When I was a boy I was glad to get Mix your remembrance of a good to him that he would wait till he at once by first mail, 15 CEMTSIN POSTAGE STAMPS Jonahs. There was a good deal of "I very much wish the habit of chewing to the Pioneer Press Company, for which yoa »enough dry bread to eat." Tommy— found out which way -they were going dinner with a little gratitude to heaven swimming in the part, and the whale will receive copies of the paper for MarcE^t6t5|^" •'Say, pa, you're having a much better to ship that whale before he made his gum would become obsolete," said and the host. jt was damp inside, so that, with pneumonia, and 23rd, and either one of the above mentioned ?t presence known. It turned out just rtime of it, now you are living with us, a down-town dealer in literary junk, True charity warms the heart of him influenza, and the use of quinine, pictures which yon may select The pictures are' right for Monty. The whale was sold =ain't you?"—Grip. an exact imitation of a water color painting on that gives and him that takes the most of Billings' Jonahs wound up by "for no book-dealer can look in peace at auction next day to the representative superb paper, and are so dainty and exquistethat playing an engagement of one matinee other sort is more chilling than cold at a customer who chews gum. The "And what's all this I hear, Barbara, they are worthy of being framed and pre» of a metropolitan museum, and before a coroner and a jury of twelve. soup. reason of this is that he cannot help about your wanting to find some occupation?" served as an ornament to any home. Remember Monty and the whale were put aboard a So Billings came to town to bunt up a The life of the dinner lieth in deliberation that both papers and pictures will be sent you "Well, you see, it's so dull fearing that the customer is a thief. freight car, tagged for the Bowery. man with a" cast-iron constitution. He postage prepaid, the picture carefully packed in a the death of the diner may .at home, uncle. I've no brothers or "The favorite trick of the picturethief—and 'The prophecy of the Scripture is dropped into Riggs' agency. Old Monty paste board tube in order that it may reach, yoo lurk in the lack of it. listers—and papa's paralyzed and some people who are otherwise uninjured, fulfilled,' said Monty, 'and the whale happened to be there. mamma's going blind—so I want to be The appetite is a tool of nature's of good repute steal pictures—is to takes Jonah back to dry land again.' Send your address and the Coupon found be "'Biggs,'said Billings, looking a hospital nurse."—Punch. tempering if you will listen to her and carry a thread of the length of an octavo low indicating which of th© pictures, you desir« "About the morning of the second for a good Jonah. reason, you may learn the best way to sent page under his tongue. Then, while the day out, however, Jonah got 'hungry. Teacher (at the mission Sundaysschool)—"Yes, W don't you take old Montmorency sharpen it. bookseller's back is turned, he lays that He tried to make an exit through the children, Daniel was r* said Rtggs. 'He's been made Man prayeth for a long life let him wet string along the bound edge of whale's mouth, but the Sheriff had nailed *cast into a den of lions, but not one of np in the part for the last twenty years.' some engraving in the book in hand study how to use a short one his prayer it up. Then he took his jack-knife 'Old man Riggs,' said Monty, bracing rthem dared touch him. How strange that pleases him, and straightway opens may be answered.—Joseph Whitton in and cut a hole in the whale's side big np, 'you've told the truth for the Pupil (scornfully)—"Aw, dat's the book fifty leaves away. In a minute Table Talk. enough to get his head and one hand firBt time in your professional career.' •nuthin': I seen a duck do that act in or so he can turn back to the engraving out, and he fixed it so that he could f\^ 4*Then he opened up on Billings. 'Sir,* fthe cirkis last year."—Boston Beacon. and it will tear out noiselessly and with tack up the flap of the whale's hide when *&f®wA Brain-Backing Situation. little effort. Mr. Uncertain—"You keep a private anybody was looking. When this was "The dealers in old books lose hundreds _yacht, don't you, Dubious?" Mr. ^Did you ever have three clocks in all fixed he stuck his head out and took of dollars in that way every year Dubious—"O, yes." Mr. Uncertain— your house, all running on different an observation. There was nobody in in this city."—Ni Y. Sun. ,. "Well, next to money, what is the time? If you want to have a block of sight, but right under the lee of tbe *most important adjunct necessary to whale was a rew of dinner-pails left there five and a fifteen-puzzle on your hands .the maintenance of a craft of that by the train hands. day and night, week in and week out, *kind?" Mr. Dubious "Credit."— 'What was the manna in the wilderness try the three clocks. Epoch. H| to this,' said Jonah, as he pulled a "I'm sorry, mum," said the servant dinner-pail inside the whale. It was sW„- Young Mr. Sissy (to his pretty girl of a lady who had three clocks, no nearly two days since he had tasted food, •B *cousin)—"I am so much obliged to two of them keeping the same time, and one dinner was only an appetizer. ^L ^you- Maude, for the cane you sent me "I'm sorry, mum, but I will have to So he reached out for another pail. l*| sy "on my birthday. It was very thoughtrCtV*ul give you a week's warning." This was how it happened that the y° ^ett Cousin—"I am "What's the matter, Mary? Isn't train hands, when they came to dinner, Iflfc a y° likeo^ it, Charley. I hope the work light and don't you get good found nothing but a row of empty pails. Ijfli^you didn't find the head too large."— pay?" inquired the lady. Jonah, safe and satiated, heard some flEpoch. "Yes, mum," sobbed the girl, "but language whioh did not encourage him those three clocks of yours give me the to come out. Oh, no he stayed right Maud—'Isn't it a queer title for a headache. I'm always ahead and always there, and landed in New York safe and HBfibook, mother, 'Not Like Other Girls'? JONAHS BKOAOEMBHT. behind at the stone time. I get sound. .1 wonder what she can be if she is not said he, understand that your aim is First Cave -Dweller—Mornin', up too early in the morning and stay "Well, the whale was finally hauled to realism and the hour has come when like other girls?" Mother—"I don't Vanderbilkl in bed too long at the same time. It's the dime museum and dumped into the you can secure it. Jonah himself was know, unless she goes into the kitchen Second Cave-Dweller—Ah! good mornin*, dreadful. I discovered last night that tank, and by and by Jonah heard them not more truly the victim of fate than I -and helps mother, instead of staging in Mr. Asture. Didn't see you at th' the three clocks were chasing me all letting the water in. Then the dime am. I have struggled against it 'all my tthe drawing-room to read novels."— finance meetin' yisterday. museum lecturer began to tell the audience around the house, trying to kill me. life, and it has left a stamp upon my „N. Y. Ledger. First Cave-Dwelier—No. Yer see, me how the whale had been captured brow which an audience would be quictc I'm sorry, mum, but I'll have to go." One-third of the fools of theHountry and^Jay had t' go down an' boom up near the place where the latest investigations to appreciate. Ah, who can struggle ji^The trouble was only compromised them Missouri Pacifies or we'd lost a 'think they can beat the lawyer in expounding indicated that the Jonah incident against fate! Energy and ability are Tby the lady running the three clocks pile.—Judge. law, one-half think they can had occurred. He said that the all very well their way, but they do on the same time and presenting the marks on the whale's teeth showed beat the doctor healing the sick, twothirds not beat four of a kind. When fate girl a gold watch to run on whatever She—"You are very kind to invite me that his age was about right to fit the of them think they can beat the starts in with the determination to fray time suited her best. story. to go sleighing, but—did your horse minister preaching the Gospel, and all out the bottoms ef a man's pantaloons, ever run away?" He—"Often. You 'How wonderful it would be,' he of them know they can beat the editor that settles it. They are frayed. I Several calculating machines received Bee, I am careless about horses, and often continued, 'if this should be the same have walked home from nearly every in running a newspaper.—Poughkeepsie the gold medal at the Paris exposition. let the reins fall to the bottom of whale, and if within his interior he part of this country and Australia. Bnt, Jfews-Press. the sleigh and drive with my feet" 8ha should still contain reffics of the illustri- sir. I am an artist above everything, and —"Til go."—JK T. Weekly. ^r MM W