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New Ulm weekly review (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892

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^^W'uW^^^^^-P^^S, TALMAGE ON CREEDS SJACOBSOU CHICAGO STEERERS^ dojou stand on theworid's fair,, ^question, ent student of the scriptures." Yes so it is New York"—Then he nearly threw his the same old snn in the heavens, but in our anyhow?" W ?Sl shoulders out of joint— "Hang it, I time it has gone to making daguerreotvpes "Well," said I, "we will dismiss shall never be able to get this thing and photographs. It is the same old water, A Harlem Man's Hqnriancj With New York—" and I dismissed it right We will dismiss—blast this but in our century it has gone to running fle Does not Believe in Infant E S E A N E N with the usual formalities "but I World's Fair "Bunco." whole business, anyway I'll resign." steam engines. It is the same old electricity, E A I S know a place that is larger than the but in our time it has become a lightningfooted "Good day," said I, stepping out tn, Baptism and Neither errand boy. So it is the old Bible, auditorium and of a more real and upon the nlatform,^ "Going to Lake City Enterprise in Securing the Show— Sufferert for Nearly 30 Tears. but new applications, new uses, new interpretations. lasting interest to most people I ever Chicago?" You must remember that during 187 N. ChesterSt., Baltimore, M«fc» Nsw York Dismissed with a Waiva While met in Chicago/" For nearly SO years I suffered with r_eum_f__ninarm ilKo," said he sadlyjfll'Tve been the last 300 years words have changed Fatti Sheds Tear3 over the Chicago Auditorium—A and shoulder could not lift my "Where is that?" he grasped. their meaning and some of them now mean there. Have vou ever seen the auditorium?" aim. Less than two bottles of ht. Jacobs Ou Test of Patieaca. "Shoel," I exclaimed, hitting him more and some less. I do not think that Nor tne Substitution of Tests cored me. W. H. HEESON. John Calvin believed, as some say he did, In over the head with my pillow, "and I I opened my coat and he wilted. Of Many Tears' Standing. the damnation of infants, although some of in Eeligion Not Warrantee I left N York on a limited ex hope you'will go to see it," said I, m*L But I was satisfied. 1 was once more Gadsden, Crockett Co., Tenn. the recent hot disputes would seem to imply sinking back upon my couch, "we will My case was rheumatism of many years press, says Howard Fielding, and took a man of wealth and influence. I met that there is such a thing as the damnation ed in the Bible. standing, contracted during the war^ tried dismiss the auditorium." a seat. Presently a gentleman in a of infants. twoother representatives of the world's most everything •without rehe£ St. Jacob* '#*.?% The night wore away, morning A man who believeB in tho damnation of handsome ready made suit of clothes OU finally cured me. FRED. KOGGE. fair committee before I landed in that M&* ______ infants himself deserves to lose heaven. I came and I arose to the sorrows of the passed along' the aisle, glancing' at the favored city. The placard on my AT DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. do not think any good man could admit such new day. The first that confronted S BROOKLYN, Special.—The subject ofMr. TalS passengers. paused a moment be breast preserved me from their stories, THE CHARUE5 A. V0GELER GO,, Baltimore. Md. a possibility. What Christ will do with all me was the porter with my shoes. mage's discourse was "Revision of Creeds," side me and theu noticing my easy attitude, and I was able to enjoy the compliment the babies in the next world I conclude from "Mornin,' sah," said he "J/se had a |1KI1£~*V" and he took for his text John xi, 44: "Loose he said. "I beg your pardon I of being approached without what he did with the babies in Palestine when The Ohio senate has passed the Ryan bilf powerful hard time with those shoes. he hugged them and kissed them. When paying too dearly for it. I also bluffed didn't know you were from a go amending the Owen Sunday closing law soasf* *F bomeofyou grown people go out of this D' you know, sah, what those shoes one or two sociable gentlemen who fe^^*9'^«| My Bible is, at the place of this text, writ'§ik$P%pr and was about to go on. to jrive council's of cities and villages tbeg* world our doubtful destiny will be an embarrassment 'mind me of?" ,*.. were waiting at the depot by the use of a lea* Pencil marks made right to decide whether saloons shall be kept to ministers officiating at your "You mistake me sir," said ,"My "Well, I really couldn'tsay! & last Dec3mber at Bethany on the ruins of the the same contrivance. open on that day. & .^J obsequies, who will have to be cautious so as %?&>• home is iu Harlem." J^p t?' house of Mary and Martha and Lazarus. Once afoot in this metropolis of the not to hurt surviving friends. But when the "Dey 'minds me of de auditor'um at iWP tgWi "Ah excuse a to Chicago. iflDa^s de bigges' We demounted from our horses on the way darlmtr children go there are no "ifs" or west I rolled my pantaloons up and Ton may sing of the beauty of springtime said he "for I perceive that you are a Tip from Jordan to the Dead sea. Bethany "huts" or guesses. We must remember that That glows on the cheek of the young, jmg. crossed one of the streets. ^Then I sat man of wealth and influence." good John Calvin was a logician and a metaphysician was the summer evening retreat of Jesus. But I eing of a beauty that's rarer mp* down in a high chair on a corner to and by the proclivities of his "True," I replied blushing modestly, Than any of which you have sung. m*t After spending the day in the Ijot city of Jerusalem have my shoes blacked. nature put some things an unfortunate "and my .influence is, if possible, The beauty that's seen in tbe faces ¥$$ he would come out there almost every "Going round to the auditorium tonight?" Sl way. Logic hns its use and metaphysics has even greater than my wealth.'' Of women whose summer is o'er, it evening to the house of his three friends. I its use, but they are not good at making said the bootblack. The autumn-like beauty that charms ns ^'*He sighed wearily, and seating himself think the occupants of that house weie orphans, creeds. A gardner hands you a bloomy rosp, "Read that, you young ruffian," said Far more than the beauty of yore. !§&£ by my side, remarked that it was for the father and mother are not mentioned. dewy fresh, but a severe botanist comes to But this beauty is seentoo rarely. Thefacea-^ I, opening my coat He spelled out you with arose and says: "I will show you a pleasure to meet such men as myself But the son and two daughters must of most women lose the beauty of youth too the handbill on my vest *j£r the structure of this rose." And he proceeds have inherited property. when one was traveling. I sized him soon. Female disorders are like frosts which |1I "Da's a dies'nut," said he scornfully. to take it apart and pulls off the leaves and come to nip the flowers which betoken good up for a bunco man and wondered For it must have been, judging from what says:There are the petals," and he takes out "We's fellies has got somethin' health, without which there can be no real whether I would make a dollar by I saw of the foundations and the size ot the the anthers and he says- "Just look at the new what knocks de socks off de old beauty. If our American women would iorti-"^,. rooms, an opulent home. Lazarus, tho threatening to„turn him over to the wonderful structure of these floral pillar." ly themselves against the approach of the*- if story 'bout Patti." fcrothi-r, was now the head of the household and then he cuts the stem to show you the police. H&38&-* rerrible disorders so prevalent among them, "He opened his month to give me the and his sisters depended on him and were juices of the plant. So Logic or Metaphysics "Willyou have a cigar?1'he said, by using Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, proud of him, for he was very popular and new formula, but I was at the end of takes the aromatic rose of the Christain religion their good looks would be retained to a offering me one. "Do you know these everybody liked him, and these girls were and says: "I will just show you how my patience. Grabbing the useless "sweet old age This remedy is a guaran-i splendid girls. Martha a first-rate housekeeper cigars remind me of the auditorium at this rose of religion was fashioned and it handbill from my vest I stuffed it down teed cure for all the distressing weaknesses and Mary a Bpirituelle, somewhat Chicago. They are great Did you pulls off of it a piece and says: "That is the and derangements peculiar to women. his throat and lied. The policeman on dreamy, but affectionate, and as good a girl human will," and another piece and says: ever see the auditoriumi? That building the corner tapped me on the shoulder. as could be found in all Palestine. But one "This is God's will," and another piece and is the most magnificent thing in day Lazarus got sick. The sisters were in I thought he was going to arrest me, says: "This is sovereignty," and another Dr. Pierce's Pellets, one a dose. Cure headache, the world. Why, sir, wnen Patti appeared consternation, father gone and mother but he only asked if I had been* to see piece and says: "This is free agency*'—this constipation and indigestion. gone, they feel very nervous leBt they lose upon that stage for the first is this and that is that. And while stand the auditorium. their brother also. Disease did its quick time she turned, and throwing her looking at the fragments of tho rose pulled The newly constructed great railway bridge" work. How the girls hung over his pillow! apart, one whom the Marys took for a gnrdenercomes arms around her manager's neck, over the river Forth at Edinburgh, Scotland, Not much sleep about that house, no sleep in and presents me with a crimson yOU SHOULD SEE THE CHICAGO AUDITORIUM." E E E S I A N S E E E S while her golden hair floated over his at nil. From the characteristics otherwhere was opened by the prince of Wales with great rose, red as blood, and Bays: "Inhale the collar, she kissed him, and with tears developed, I judge that Martha prepared the eeremony. ^-f- 4 sweetness of this, wear it on'your heart and ^"Loqk here," said I sternly, "if you he of he S medicines and made tempting dishes of food running down her face, thanked him \fh% wear it forever." I must confess that I prefer spring that infernal auditorium on me S O in a for the poor appetite of the sufferer, but the rose in full bloom to the rose pulled for having brought her to that spot I again you'll make the remainder of Th legend about the Seven- Sleepers Mary prayed and sobbed. Worse and worse apart. What a time we have had with the have been in the grand opera house at this trip as freight in the baggage car, gets Lazarus, until the doctor announces dogmatics, the apologetics and the hermenentite. of Ephesus originated near the Paris it is nothing to the auditorium. that he can do no more. The shriek that in a box, on ice. Do you see?" The defect some of the creeds is close of the sixth century. Its heroes I have visited Albert hall in London -went up from that household when the last that they try to tell us all about the decrees He took my quarter and escaped. I were Ephesian Christians, who in a When baby was sick, we gave her Caetoria, breath had been drawn and the two sisters it dwindles by comparison. I was of God. Now the only human beingthat was made my simple toilet and went into third century persecution took refuge •were being led by sympathizers into the adjoining ever competent to handle that subject was once led by false representations into When she was a Child, she cried for Caatoria. the dining car. I took a seat at a room, all those of us can imagine who iu a cave, and were walled in«by their Paul, and he would not have been the metropolitan opera house in New When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, table and a quiet, gentlemanly stranger have had our own hearts broken. But why competent had he not been inspired. enemies and left to starve. A miraculous York"—here he waved his hand in the was not Jesus there as he so often had been? dropped into a chair in front of me. I believe in the sovereignty of God, When she had childreu,s_e gave themCaatoria. sleep was sent upon them, which Far away in the country districts preaching, air with a gesture of scorn. "It's a and I believe in man's free agency, but no. "Good morning," he said, "it's a lasted two hundred years. W they healing other sick, how unfortunate that hovel, sir a mere hovel. How do you one can harmonize the two It is not necessary large morning, a very fine morning. this omnipotent doctor had not been at that awoke and got outside t!ie cave they that he harmonize them. Every sermon stand on the world's fair question, anyhow?" It reminds me domestic crisis at Bethany. When at last 4 that I have ever heard that attempted supposed the persecution still raging, "Now, look hei*e," said I, "this Jesus arrived in Bethany Lazarus had been such harmonization was to me as clear as a and, stole into Ephesus by night to secure I suggest some place in New Jersey. buried four days and dissolution had taken thinsr has gone about far enough. I London fog, as clear as mud. My brother supplies. The were of course place. In that climate the bieathless body "That is too near New York, sir, let of the 19th century, my brother oi the 16th know just what you're going to say I He Woul Do, disintegrates moro rapidly than in ours. It, astonished at what they heard and saw. century, give us Paul's statement and leave us dismiss New York,"—and again he know ]ust what you are going to do. immediately after dibease, that body had 7?,t out your own. Better one chapter of Paul This fanciful legend may be used as a ii good story is told on Bishop sawed the air with his scornful hand. You'll tell me about Patti lieen awakened into h'e, unbelievers might on that subject than all of Calvin's institutes, parable by which to convey certain "But Chicago, sir, is the place. There "Yes, sir, when she stepped Grafton, of the diocese of Fond du have said that he was only in a comatose able and honest and mighty as they are. we find everything that can interest plain and practical truths. «tate, or in a Bort of trance, and by some Do not try to measure either the throne of "Now let up. I know all about her Lac. Ohe of his first visitations was vigorous manipulation or powerful stimulant and amuse the visitor fr.om abroad. God or the thunderbolts of God with your tears and her pink hair and the way he church of«to-day has a large vitality had been renewed. INO! Four at "Waupun, where there has been little steel pen. What do you know about Did you ever see the auditorium'' That she made her manager suffer. What supply of powerful sleepers. Its organizations, days dead. At the dooi of the sepulchre is a the decrees? You cannot pry open the door building is the most magnificent thing much, church dissension in the past, 1 want to know is what's the scheme? crowd of people, but the three most which if they had tn op of God's eternal counsels You cannot explain in the world. Why, sir, when Patti— How are you fellows working this memotiable are Jesus, who was the family and while there he was the guest of the mysteries of God's government portunity could duplicate'the Ephesia s:- did I mention Patti? Thanks. I have friend, and the two bereft sisters. thing?" now, much less the mysteries of his government miracle, seem innumerable. It is not Mrs. Webster. After the prelate retired We went into the traditional tomb in December, been in the grand opera house—I think five hundred quintillion of yeais ago. "How do you stand on this world's "afterlife's fitful fevers," but in the and it is deep and dark, and with torches he was annoyed by a mouse in I move for a creed for all our denominations I told you. No doubt you feel as I do fair question, anyhow?" he said, cautiously. •we explored it. We found it all quiet that very height of the fever, that they made out of Scripture quotations pure and on this subject?" »*f* *-1' the room. He did not lie awake and afternoon of our visit, but the day spoken of simple. That would take the earth for God. "sleep well," and could almost beat "I'm for Chicago, heart and soul." in the Bible there was present an excited That would be impregnable against infidelity wonder what could be done to abate the old Ephesian brethren and sleepers. multitude. I wonder what Jesus will do. He "Well, then, I'll let you in. You and Apollyomc assault. That Our sleepers seem all the while orders the door of the grave removed, and would be beyond human criticism. see the committee out there thought it then he begins to descend the steps. Mary to hear the __d sa and gentle voice of the The denomination, whatever its name be, would be a good plan to get a few men .. He quitely arose, took the remains find Martha close after him, and the crowd that can rise up to that will be the church of Master saying: "Sleep on now and to go round the country talking this take your rest"—the one command to fa lunch which hehad been enioyhur, after them. the millenium, will swallow up all other 0 thing up, meeting people of wealth S S lS*y a£? a a 7 obedient The denominations and be the one that will be a bt of a a 8 Deeper down into the shadows and deeper! and influence and dropping into a 1 haif the bride when the bridegroom cometh. Let S a^referring a 4 The hot team of Jesus roll over his cheeks us make it simpler aud plainer for people casual conversation with them. "Don't they construe to the final a and plash on the backs of his hands. Were to get into the kingdom of God. Do not run down New York too muchrr said ad that ever so many sorrows compressed into BO ^t.ah a hinder people by the idea they may have not resurrection, for do they not read that S 2 runway,bowl,,h'£™p»n"uia the committee: 'Just dismiss it with than t. ,. -..- email a space as in that group pressing on from been elected. Do not tag on to the one essential "now is our salvation nearer than table tmousue theedgeofthe a wave of your hand, as if it wasn't when we believed?" There are bu butt few s°««»'"6" as to giveth a then down after Christ, all the time bemoaning wnen we oeiievear mere are few of faith in Christ any of the innumerable worthy of any consideration.' Then a few that he had not rome before? Now all the non-essentials. A man who pastors who do not find the sleeping calmly wont back to bed. In whispering and all the crying and all the heartily accepts Christ is a Christian and the the committeemen s*ave us a sample moments he heard the pattering of business in their congregations fairly moments hp heard th»» nnt.t-.oi sounds of shuffling feet are stopped. It is man who does not accept him is not a wave and we all had to practice it for the mouse's feet on the photograph, rivaling that of the legendary Seven the silence of expectancy. Death has conquered, Christian, and that is all there is to it. He a .couple of hours. After that they a splash, a few struggles and all was Sleepers of Ephesus. Evangelist. but now the yanquisher of death confronted need not believe in election or reprobation. gave ns a formula about the auditorium. the scene. Amid the awful hush of quiet. Then the worthy bishop turned Re need not believe in the sternal generation It goes like this: the tomb the familiar name which Christ has Fact and Form. over and slept the sleep of the just. of the Son. He need not believe in often had upon his lips in the hospitalities of everlasting punishment. He need not believe **Nov thank you," said I, "I have The maid who knows her usnape" will As Mrs. Webster remarked the next the village home came back to his tongue, in infant baptism. He need not belie\ heard it already." charm, mornings "Bishop Grafton will find and with a pathos and an almightiness of plenary inspiration. Faith in Chri? "Well, then they divided the principal With rounded limb and perfect form, which the resurrection of the last day shall no difficulty in governing the diocese is the criterion, is the test, is the pivot, ix railroads up into districts. I run be only an echo, he cries: "Lazarus! come Bathes when the surf is chill or warm, the indispensible. But there are those who if he can so easily handle a mouse." "WE WILL DISMISS NEW YORK.'J from Buffalo to Detroit I've been at forth!" The eyeB ot the slumberer open would add unto the tests rather than _ubtsact Though days be cold or torrid. "Well, I really don't know." #§i& —Appleton Post. and he rises and comes to the foot of it two-weeks. It's quite a snap." from them. There are thousands The maiden who is sadly slim, "Think of it. sir: think of it Going f? the steps and with great difficulty begins to who would not accept persons into church "I should think it would be," said I. With scrawny form and match-like limb. ascend, for the cerements of the tomb are yet to Chicago? Yes? Don't fail to see membership if they drank wine or if they You never see her in the "By-the-way, have you a copy of that upon him, and his feet are fast and his hands the auditorium. Why, sir, when smoke cigars or if they attend the theater or She thinks that bathing's horrid. auditorium formula?" are fast and the impediments to all hiB move-oents if they play cards or if they drive a fast horse. —as I said before. I will try and see are so great that Jesus commands: "Yes I've several. We have them The sweet-faced, pretty, charming maid, Now I do not drink wine or smoke or attend you again. There is a man in the forward "Take' off these cerements remove these She doesn't like the masquerade to give people who are a little deaf. the theater, never played* a game of cards part of this car I'd like to talk She'd rather leave her face displayed f- 'hindrances unfasten these grave clothes and do not drive a fast horst, although I Then we-'vo got 'em in big letters like with for a minute. He looks like a ^loose them and let him go!" Oh, I am so A veil is quite distastef uL would if I owned one but do not substitute a handbill for men that are near-sighted But she whose lace would stop a clock. yglnd that after the Lord raised Lazarus, he man of wealth and influence. Happen tests which the Bible does not establish. or intoxicated or illiterate. Would Or terra cotta bulldogs shock. went op and commanded the loosemngotthe There is one passage of Scripture wide enough to know him? No? I thought I'd get In masquerades takes lots of stock-- f»_f*'5 you like one?" cords that bound his feet so that he could to let all in who ought to enter and to keep you to introduce me. Know anybody They make her look so graceful. "H. walk, and the breaking off of the cerement "It's just what I want," and I took out all who ought to be kept out: "Believe of wealth and influence on the train?" *\f] -, fc*^ -y* that bound his hands sothatheconldstretch in the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be four safecy-pins which my wife had ffef "The man with most influence here, out his hands in salutation, and the tearing saved." Get a man's heart right and his life He Died Without Begrette.?- 4 a dropped into my pocket, and fastened off of the bandage from around his jaws so and the best chance for wealth," said I, will be right. But now that the old creeds And when I die place o'er me I the formula onto the front of my vest. thathecould speak. What would resurrected have been put under public strutiny, something "is the porter of the pullman car. Shaped like a cigawette, t, "There if anybody gets after me again li'e have been to Lazarus if he had not been radical must be done. Some would Like to know him?" A tombstone white, and on it write, \.°* freed Irom all those cripplements of his body? Til just flash that on him." split them, some would carve them some "No thanks," he replied hurriedly, '4 think he smoking yette." £&* I am glad that Christ commanded his 00111plete would elongate them, some would abbreviate "W_ll, i^ ve got to get to work," said "he's fixed already." -emancipation, saying: "Loose him, them. At the present moment and in the present the stranger, "I've made only one eonversion j&Hh .and-let him go." He went forward and I saw him fall A Long-Lived Family. shape they are a hindrance. Lazarus is to-day." into conversation with the other. The recent death of Mrs. Ann Wells alive, but hampered with the old grave The unfortunate thing now is that so many He strolled over to another table and clothes. If you want one glorious church Pretty soon he waved his hand with a Christians are only half liberated. They at Milford, Pa., aged within, a few assaulted its occupants with a tabs- of free and unencumbered take off the cerements shave been raised from the death and burial cesture of fscorn, and I knew that he the auditorium. I got along peacefully days of 92 years, is the second death of old eclesiastical vocabulary. Loose of sin into spiritual life, but they yet have OIV-EO _E$IVJOYfi5* was dismissing New York. I wandered her, and let her go! the grave clothes on them. They are like enough till we passed Detroit. a the in a family of syc sisters, the first having back to the sleeper. Xazarus, hobbling up the stairs of the tomb, Both the method and results when* occurred a few month3 ago, when f^—. 7 v*.— At Syracuse another stranger boarded bound head and foot, and the object of this J5 Again, there are Chrstians who are under a bailie Rockwell, a maiden sister, died '^7txx9 ot Iigs is taken it is pleasant the train, and was soon in conversation sermon is to help free their body andfree their sepulchral shadows and hindered and hoppled at the age of 86. The surviving sis- an refreshing to the taste, and acts. soul, and I shall try to obey tho Master's command with stranger No. 1 and evidently by doubts and fears and sins long ago that comes" to me and comes to every repented of. What they need is to under-, referred to me, for I saw them ters are Mrs. Phoebe Gainford, aged gentfy yet promptly on the Kidneys* minister of religion, "Loose him. and let him stand the liberty of the sons of God. They lookiug at me.and at the close of their 85 Mrs. Catherine Bowden, aged 83 Liver and Bowels, cleanses the SVS-, ,go First, many are bound hand and foot spend more time under the shadow of Sinai talk I caught the words, "I think you by religious creeds. Let no man misinterpret than at the base of Calvary. They have been had better wor-k him some more." me as antagonizing creeds. I have eight singing the only poor hymn that Newton ever he .1th. A few years ago Lewis Hock- &CheS. m* a •or ten of them a creed about religion, a creed The train went on, aud I crawled into wrote: well, and ex-sheriff of Pike county and conskpation. byrup of Figs is the about art, a creed about social life, a creed my upper bunk and prepared to encure 'Tis a point I long to know, abont government, and so on. A creed is brother of these sisters, died at 101. 0J^J remedy of its kind ever pro- Oft it causes anxious thought— the night On this particular something that a man believes, "whether it be When he' was past 90, and blind, he duced, pleasing to the taste andiac- I Do I love the Lord or no, night I was unusually tired. In spite written or unwritten. The Presbyterian Am I hi_ or am I not? walked from his home to Milford,. ceptable to the stomach, prompt in of my discomfort I fell asleep every church is now agitated ahout its creed Long to know, do yon? Why do you not twenty miles, to attend the quarterly, its action and truly beneficial in its now and then and struggled with a Some good men in it are for keeping it because find out? Go to work for God and you will sessions of court, he being a tipstaff. »fe_,*- Ji "^uc"^1*i "*1Ui it was framed from the belief of John series of deplorable nightmares. At very soon find out. The man who is all the *Calvin. Other good men mit want revision, The father of this family was Jabe_ Prepared only from the most length my misery found vent in time feeling of his pulse and looking ut his am with neither party. Instead of revision I Rockwell, a revolutionary soldier, a it and agreeable substances, its tongue to see whether it is coated, is morbid words." •want substitution. I was sorry ^to have the and cannot be physically well. The doctor who himself lived to a great age in. ma n7 excellent qualities commend it "Confound it," said I, "this berth •question disturbed at all. The creed did not will say: "Go out into the fresh air and isn't more than, half big enough." the Delaware Valley. to all and have made it the most hinder us Irom offering the pardon and the into active life and Btop thinking ot yourself •comfort of the gospel to all men, and the "You're right about that" said a SSSM popular remedy known. and yon will get well and strong." So there Westminister concession has not interfered voice in a lower birth "it is pretty are people who are watching their spiritual with me one minute. But now that the electric -i„ Be«"?!,ns T^"'* Fig8 or -a 50c symptoms, and they call it belf-examination small, but sir"—and here a head lights have been turned on the imper ections Matilda Greenfield-I cayn'.t do joV and $1 bottles by *11 leading drug. and they get weaker and sicklier in their popped up over the edge of my bunk of that creed—and everything that faith all the time. Go out and do some* washin no mo arfter to-day, ma'am, gists. Any reliable druggist *& and a cold, soulless eye looked' into an fashions is imperfect—let us put the old thing nobly Christian. Take holy exercise creed respectfully aside and get a brand new mine—"but» sir you should see kase I'se gwine ter be mahied. not have it on hand will wo TOS PATIENCE WAS EXHAUSTED. and then examine yourself and instead of a one. It is impossible that people who lived the auditorium at Chicago. That's course of an hour I had! worked myself Mrs, Mildly—Indeed-. MatiiaS, 1 cure it proiaptly for any,- one- who Newton's saturnine and bilious hymn that I hundreds of years ago should fashion an appropriate big enough. It is the most magnificent first quoted, yon will Bing Newton's other into a state of mind like that of a girl am really glad of it on your account. he to Do not iccenfc a creed for our times. hymn- thing in the world. WThyy str is a who hasn't been asked to dance. I^determined Bnli_K*iif_.. substitute Butlhape you have given, th^mat- »w*_JKany John Calvin was a great and good man. Amazing grace, how sweet the- sound when Patti first stepped^upoxu that tP walk through the train CAUFOmiA FIB SYRUP CO. but he "died 326 years ago. The best centuries and that carefulu yo fully realize'the Matildat, impor That saved a wretch like mel ter consideration* S a a e- stage, she turned and—'*# I 3$ 1,, and see. In the smoker I discovered of flie Bible study have come since then, I once was lost, but now am found ance of the step you are about to take. "What are you, anynow a* wtljhfrmare? him. He was just dismissing New and explorers have done their work, and you 8AN FRANCISCO, CAL. Was blind, but now I see. Matilda—'Deed. I does^ ma'am,- 'deed I muttered, half awake? '»I might as well have the world go back and York as I entered! I dropped into a L0UI8ViU£, KY. NEW iOHK**.!. What many of yon Christians most need is I does kase I ben mahied fa' times stick to what Robert Fulton knew about have a 1 dim recollection ot having seat near by and watched him. Presently to get your grave clothes off. I rejoice that Many Witnesses. already, and I realizes jess h«w car'ful steamboat- and reject 1he subsequent improvements heard this before. Come, now, own you have been brought from the death of sin he suspended operations with the in navigation: and go back to a pusson has- ter be* 'bout dis xoarsyia' to the lite of the gospel, but you need to get up. You're a creature of my own disordered man oa whoa_ he had been working John Guttenberg, the inventor of the art of bizness.—DetrotFree Press. your hand loose and yonr feet loose and your imagination aggravated by and looked about for another vietim. sprinting, and reject nil modern newspaper tongue loose and yonr BOUI loose. There is the crick in my back." p^ He glanced at me casually and passed BOtovfclMseiue. or I4ve* AJfectfcaw preran! -presses, ant? go back to the time when telegraphy no sin that the Bible so arraigns and punctures in Adroit Maiden. kwre proven a gpe*tb]*Ni»e, Beadm* was the elevating of signals or the on. I never was so enraged with a "No, sir," replied the stranger/ ^Tm and flagellates as the sin of unbelief a «laKle tafia will cow-ace S S ttStJ-J •burning of bonfires on the hilltops and reject" Mollie—Citarlie, won't you write' and that is what is the matter with you. man. in my life, I was just on the a traveler. I have been, in the grand ertabl_^-52___^«2!_?£*_^-catefc the magnetic wire, which is the tongue of nations, something in my album? point of throwing him off the train opera house at Paris it is nothing to as to ignore all the exegetics and the when he left it oi his own accord. Then Gains Fifteen bounds* the auditorium. I have visited Albert Charlie—Certainly here's a French •philologists and the theologians of the last CHARL.ES C. HOFFEE, of Carrollton, hall in London it dwindles by comparison. I was wild to try myself oa his successor. 326 years and put your head under the bit. How's thak—'woman is the Sunday 6a., asked his wife to permit him to •sleeve of the gown of a sixteenth century doctor. been ostfcgr Tutt* Pflla for a I was once led by false representations I went through th» train but of man.' Aft,. anOfind them tfce best remedy _«««_ I could'call the names of 29living Presbyterian get a temporary divorce from hep so tried.n -_ a UptotbatttmeeTerytbinKlafee^~,«~~*T___.-_-•__=_+.!nthrnfind ^jinto the metropolitan couldn't find him. At length I saw a Mollie—Quite good but (shyly) I ministers of religion who" could "f5__f in I a opera house fn New York—" here he man on the rear platform waving his that he might wed a girl worth $100000. wouldn*t wrbe it that way. make a better creed than John Calvin The of food* never bare a Headache, ajadt hav«_ grasped the edge of the birth with his arm. I at first thought that he was a His wife refusing, he married 19th century ought not to be called to sit at gained fifteen pound* of solid fle«h.~ Charlie—How would you write it? brakeman making signals, hut when I •teeth, while he made the customary the feet of the 16th. W.^SCBX'ia^LEi Columbia* S.C. the girl, and is now in jail for bigamy. Mollie (writing)—Woman is man's slid the door back a little I beard him gesture of scorn with the hand thus Tutt's Liver PiU* "But," you say, "it is the same old Bible, Wed—ueaday. And Charlie took the.'. talking to himself "We will dismiss .and John Calvin had that aa well as the pres- disengaged from aotive service. **How Mat. GIVE STRENGTH AND HARD MUSQLE, «_s