A A E O S CAROL call a poor wretch life only to enable W a to jgp a ad of a a What Cyrus Knows About Dethroned. SovereignsJnMu— him to undergo further to re li- i% Here are two kinds of "proposing. Th next a we rode for miles 4 Newspapers. till he should be released by death.— I'm a jolly old bachelor, blithe and jocose, through magnificent forests of ma This one is the kind you read about Munich seems to be a favorite place* The Edinburg Review. I heard a good one on Cyrus W I'm as happy as June days are long, a and ebony trees. I a of rendezvous for dethroned sovereigns. the other is the one popular Bow I pity you Benedicts, dull and morose, Field the other day. When he owned seeem strange it is the plain Who can see now just where you went Th ex-queen of Spain, theex-king in the realm of fact: "M angel, I •wrong' the Mail and Express he occasionally a in W it a truth—for miles and miles through and queen of Naples, the ex have long waited for this opportunity had narrow escapes, too, myselfinmytime. (this country the Monterey & Gulf poked around the various editorial duke and duchess of Toscana, the And mv gratitude now I expiess George Davis is one of the oldest You have detected erenow railroad will use a a ties, and would be king of Hanover are all? In sincerity, if not in artistic rhyme, ms to get some idea of how his and best-known engineers in Denver, the "growth of my love for you To the dear girls who wouldn't say "Yes." the timber used in the construction frequent visitors at the royal court. 1 says the News oft at city. commenced paper was being conducted. the da I first met you tha Th population takes very little of its bridges will be of the same ma f\ There was Kate now, the beauty who first in 187 0 on the old Denver W is at an who sits in at vJ| love to ok root and to-night it is tice of these am high person won my heart, terial, and often ebony will be used. Pacific, and was firing for E Hos room to the right upstairs? he asked If she'd had me where would I be now'— age, whose generally comfortableand strong and sturdy, unwavering un Vas forests Qt these precious woods 1 H. kins on old No 30 when the engine of his managing editor. Providing for Keren lour years from the well fed appearance is caleu«|"C^§ stretch for miles on either side of the brought the first passenger train dying. Your sweet smiles have lighted start, a Mr. our exchange editor, lated excite commiseration for roadbed, and the sound of the woodman's And bnying "the milk ofone^cow.*' Denver in 1870 I 187 2 he was up my life, your every word a replied the managing editor. •'their sad fate."—-Glasgow Citizen. Then, Jennie, who jilted me next, what of ax has never yet disturbed the given charge of an engine, and continued been to me a note of exquisite music, "Well," said Mr. Field, frowning, her'— Jfffir in active service on at line stillness of the virgin spot.—Cor. She's an invalid now, thin and pale, "It' my opinion at he isn't worth thrilling, enthralling: me. Yo have And her husband has ruined himself, they until recently, when, owing to sickness, a as City Times. LIFE'S HISTORY his salt. As often as I have been in filled a place in my heart, in my affections, aver, he was obliged lay off his office I've never seen him doing Buying tonics and Bass' pale ale. at no one has ever before the company, appreciating his valuable Its Smiles and Tears. Such is the course of anything except reading newspapers, A N a in life, made up of sunshine and gloom, glad-' services, have him employed in occupied. My lifelong happiness depends Then Molhe and Lilhe, and Gertrude and and he's always a big pile of 'em ness and sorrow, riches and poverty, health* M. de Susini, a Corsican doctor, Belle. the union depot examining a solely upon the answer you and disease. We may dispel the gloom, banish in front of him."—Epoch. And Fannie and Florence, and May. '"^-Vi ,,'Sij the sorrow and gain riches bat sicknesswill has, it is asserted, constructed a motive hands as to their knowledge of train Nell?— give me Say you will be mine And Jessie and Josie, and Halhe and overtake us, sooner or later. Yet, happily, a a a us or propeller of twenty-horse rules and duties. that enemy can be vanquished painsand I All wrinkled and faded to day, love, caress, cherish, idolizie Couldn't See the Point. aches can be relieved there is a oalnx While I am as jolly and young as a boy, power, which is worked by for every wound, and science has placed it George ad the reputation of being time and eternity and make me of all And my thanks on re again I express From the New Haven Palladium. within the reach of all. There is no discovery Bulphuric ether, a result which the one of the fastest runners on the M2 To the scoi nful young maiaens, proud, that has proven so great a blessing as Dr. men most envied. Bu if you ref doctor anticipates will realize a saving haughty and coy. Tutt' wherse Feverrand live Pills. I mUlarial regions, road and on oue occasion, when A Yale student returning from Ague, Billons Diseases and Oh, I cannot! I cannot! Th To the dear girls who wouldn't say "Yes." of 6 5 per cent, of the combustible pulling President Adams's car a speed a ad is distinguished with the ailments incident to a deranged liver prevail,, is madness. Yo will they have proven an inestimable boon, a indicator in his car indicated seventy material at present employed for be my wife? I see the answer of slow appreciation of the English a hundred thousand living witnesses testify*. is or a miles an hour for a short distance, setting machinery in motion.—New Tutt's Liver Pills your heart mirrored in your lustrou people. says at on the trip "I' give 2 5 cents for permission but George thinks the fastest time York Telegram. eyes you know how I love you home he ad occasion use the ho ever made was on the afternoon to kiss at girl," remarked an insipid-looking SURE ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA./ as no other ever has loved you or ever phrase "i the soup. As it was new of July 1 2 1 8 7 5 when her an a race on a Albanytrain can love you, darling. I know Iu a row among Italians in New York. cu-Price, 25c Office, 39 & 41 Park Place, N. Y* to British, ears, it provoked the with a flood in Sand creek and beat Antonietta Varilla wass killed, and Maria will thrust me ofl." last night, says the SICKHEADACHE it by just seventy seconds. George Cerase, her mother, and Petromelia l*enso, riosity of one old gentleman, who The angel assumes a stereotyped Albany Express, indicating with a her sister, were wounded. Asunda Bouquto, can tell the story best, however. begged an explanation. The embarrassed really-this-is-so-sudden expression, another Italian woman was arrested for the motion of his a an unusually Positively cured b? I was during the time we were an began with a and assures Mr. Word ie she would derive crime. these Little Pills. handsome young: woman asleep in a having so a floods, and the great pleasures from being his cheerful and homely example. They slso relieve Distress bridge over Sand Creek ad been seat near by. The young an was 4 sister. from DyBpepria.tn a a Gittin "If," said he, I started for America, washed out a few days before, and Ugeation*ndTooB*eftrty There is gladness in the household one of a group standing in the rear Here is the other way: and my by some inadvertence The shadow fades away Eating. A perfect rem the track an down over the sand in edy forDizziness.Nmse* "Maude, I've been thinking seriously was detained in Liverpool, I That darkened all the sunshine of a crowded car Another young Drowsiness. Bad Taste the to of the creek, which was lately," should be sadly inconvenienced, in the Mouth, Coated an said: Of many a summer day. always dry except when there was a Tongue.Ptin in the Side "Keally, Fred, you ought to be would I not? Well, then, my "0. mamma's getting better," "You have permission, sir, flood. TORPID LIVER. They The happy children cry, more judicious an to do anything would be in the soup, a so would regulate the Bowels. gratis. "W were an hour late at afternoon, And the light of hope thines bright again Purely Vegetable. so rash as a In the loving husband's eye. Price 2 5 Cent*. 'Frai she wouldn't regard it as and when we reached E a to "Yes, I know it is a heavy ax on broke the Englishman, In thousands of homes women are "sick sufficient," laughed the first. forty-eight miles from Denver, we CASTES MEDICIN3 CO., NEW YOBS. my mental capacity, but then I was onto death" with the terrible diseases so I cannot see what your has I know, replied the other were just taking water at the tank common to their sex, and it would seem as if always reckless at way. This time, to do with an article of diet." Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. I have a re at influence with goodlooking all the happiness had gone out of life and the when Dr. Keeler, who was the however, I think I have been thinking household in consequence. For when the wife girls—I'll tell you at I'll agent at at place then, came running to some purpose. I fact, I'v been and mother suffers all the family suffers with do I'll bet you a good cigar I Mediocrity always copies superiority, out me with a message, her This ought not to be. and it need not thinking you wouldn't object to having Dobbins' Electric Soap, first made in 1865, can kiss her without waking her." be, for a never iailing remedy for woman's which read: your name changed." has been imitated more than any soap made ailments is at hand Many a home has been "Done cried the insipid youth "Make all possible haste Denver. Ask your grocer for Dobbins' Electric Soap, "When? made happy because the shadow of disease I "I'll give you a cigar if dare do W a coming down Sand all other Electrics, Electricity, MagnetiCB, has been banished from it by the potent power as soon as possible." etc, are imitations. I it, anyway, and two more if she Creek. of Dr Pierce's Favorite Prescription—the "Will it be home or church?" don't wake unfailing remedy for all weaknesses and diseases "The message was signed by, Col. "Church, of course we a to do peculiar to women. "It' a Fisher, the superintendent, and I W. V. Marquis has filed the necessary papers this thing in style." contesting the office of lieutenant governor The daring young an stepped up knew it a get there, and the way a you asked a $500 Reward offered for an incurable case of Ohio upon E Lampson, who has to the seat where the pretty girl HAYFEVERI I lammed the old machine going of Catarrh by the proprietors of Dr. Sago's "Certainly not I don't want to 22 majority. slept, leaned over softly, and over the track at afternoon was a Remedy. 50 cts by druggists. a your father." iss I I kissed her squarely and audibly caution. We had no air-brakes in "Well, I know for form's sake." ALLEN'S IRON TONIC BITTERS CURE Rheumatism I upon her mouth She stirred, smiled A a W S or a those days, and had six stops "All right, dear, for form,s sake. I All genuine benr the singnature of I a little, but did wake. The group Twelve years a go an a ms make, were only sixty-four minutes J. P. Allen, Diuggist, St Paul, Minn will see pa and maybe you ad better Cts. of men had watched the proceeding 50 from E a to to Sancf Creek. emigrated to Utica, Minn., from prepare a forth ordeal." in breathless suspense, and a long "When we reached the bank of the southern Illinois, where he had long COLD-HEAD "Oh, she won't mind it. While Deputy United States Marshal Willis a simultaneous sigh broke from creek it was nearly dusk, I could suflered with fever and ague. Sh ortly was attem ptmg to arrest Pierce Morgan, a Deep silence reigns again, save as it I them as young Impudence straightI see the water coming only a few moonshiner, at Butler, Mo both were killed. afterward he found it impossible to is broken by the soft sighing of the PENSIONS ened up after the operation and rejoined rods above, foaming and roaring, a keep awake. slept continuously ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren St., New York. tree tops, swayed by a gentle breeze. If you want your the group, several passengers solid wall six feet high full day and night for nearly nine years. The smoker's delight—"TansiU's Punch Gleefully the stars twinkle the on pension without who had seen the audacious performance of timbers and wreckage from delay, put Three years a go he roused long looks beamingly down from heaven claim in the handsof staring at him in astonishment. the a as Pacific bridge a few enough to work in th9 harvest field JOSEPH H. HUNTER, Attorney, Wash Four laborers were killed Wilkesbarre, to earth, and discovers on a vinebowered "B Jove! at was elegant," the fellow ington, D. C. miles above, and I a Pa by getting in front of one train while piazza two forms with a of the season, when the lethargy I prescribe And folly endorse of insipid aspect exclaimed as he Big Gr as the only first I would chance it, but just getting out of the way of another a single chair.—Fro the a as returned. A the end of three more specific disease.certain for the cur* of this handed the successful kisser three as I TV as a to blow for brakes, I City Journal years he again awoke for a few days, O.H.rNGBAHAM,M. Dy cigars. caught sight of Col, Fisher on the Amsterdam, N. T. Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers, and again relapsed. Eac a he there was another reckoning other side, waving his at to me to We have sold Big fox Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant returns to consciousness for a brief many years, and it has crops Best fruit, grain, grass and stock country to be made The conductor came hurryin come on, so 1 pulled her wide open ffi in the world. Full information free Address the given the best ef satisfaction. season, the spell of sleeplessness down the aisle and "went for and we plunged down in the hole and Oregon Immigration Board, Portland, Oregon. If there was more push in the world D.K.DYCHE4CO.. at once exerts its sway again, and he daring passenger, metaphorically wriggled up the other side just sevenseconds Chicago, I1L Do You Suffer there would be fewer hungry, halfstarved, the an is as oblivious as though he 81.00. SoldbyDruKKiats, speaking, a and to before the water struck homeless, suffering children was dead. has been treated with crying "See here, young man the track and whiped it of existence The 25 Million Men and Boys in tills tonics, quinine, and strychnine, Country can get better Clothes for the fewer broken-down, dissipated men ever at again! Are you a with a roar From rheumatism? If so, read the following Money of the Lancaster Clothlner Co., Lancaster, without effect. Tw years a go his "voluntary tribute" from a reliable, conscientious gentleman, sir? you know Ohio, than anywhere else. Better I stopped as quick as I could after and women less need of almshouses, Goods and better made up Pants S3.00to 96.OO sldest son, discouraged at the a man, whieh appeared in the Genera, N Gazette, at I can arrest you lor such a performance we over, and if you ever saw a houses of correction and homes for Full Suits 812.00 to S25.00. Every one mad* Jan 21,1887, entirely unknown to us till prospect on tho farm, committed to your own order and measure. Satisfaction and as a delighted set of passengers they were fit guaranteed Send 6cts tor samples of good the friendless. after its publication suicide, and a little later the second The an 'Colored, cloth, directions for self measurement, and linen, there. You see, they didn't know anything "Without doubt a large proportion of those means a lift for your neighbo tape measure. boy died.—Boston Budget. laughed nervously as he answered: a it until we were down in who have passe the meridian of life suffer more in trouble. Pus means a lift for LANCASTER CLOTHING Co., or less from rheumatism Up to three winters "No, I don't much believe can the creek to when they saw the yourself out -of he slough of despondency Lancaster, QflWb*. ago I had never known what sickness or pain I guess there isn't a American law water coming. Scared? Well, you Salvation Oil is the celebrated American and shirtlessness, of was, but during the fall and winter of 1884,1 had if* against a fellow's kissing his own sister—is All Styles WELL DBXLLSt can bet they were. They had been uneasy remedy for cuts, bruises, sprains, burns, a slight attack of rheumatism which, however, trouble, real or fancied. Pus never scalds, chilblains, &c. All druggists sell it. Hydraulic and Jetting:, and there?" all the way from Eaton and passed off toward spring, but the following winter anybody Th harder the It kills pain 25 cents Supplies and Wind Mills it reappeared with greater severity Not desiring I has appeared yet whether or had been coaxing E Hoskins—he push the better, if given in the right Old Deacon Dobson boasted that he was to become crippled I thought I would try manufactured by C. the young woman learned of her was the conductor—to make me stop always "prepared for the worst/' and so he direction. Always push up hill—few Hood's Sarsaparilla I took three bottles in all, Austin Mfg. Co., Chicago, brother's astonishing disrespect, or running so fast when we swung was, for he always kept Dr. Bull's Oough and I am pleased to say the rheumatic pains people need a push down hill. Don' "Til. Address whether, if she did, her displeasure Syrup in the house, the only safe remedy for down into the creek to at the ceased, my appetite and digestion became better, J.or particulars be afraid of your muscles and sinews coughs and colds and my general health greatly improved I am lessened the gratification derived rate of fifty miles an houi they knew and Catar'log, they were given you to use. Don' firmly convinced that Hood's Sarsaparilla effected from the cigars won in such a questionable something was up, and when they be afraid of your hands were South Dakotans are jaTsilant over that a cure in my case, as I have felt no recurrence of mannpr. caught sight of the flood, they saw eral Agr'ts portion of the President's message giving the blood disease A\ SCOON, Geneva, N Y. meant for service. Don't be afraid right a a what the a was the opinion that the Siosx reservation does for Dak of at your companions a say Hood's Sarsaparilla not need the approval of congress -to make it They out on the bank and acted and Minn., Don't be afraid of your conscience it he binding, but that the reservaton may beSoldbyalldiugglsts ROGERS & ORDWAY.ST. PAUUMiNN. $l,si*-f©r$5. Prepared only foolish, cheering me and throwing will never reproach for a good deed— Wit this horrible intrumen an thrown,open to settlement any time. Senators byC I HOOD&CO .Apothecaries. Lowell,Mass their a in the air and shaking Moody and Pettagrew believe it will push with all heart, might experienced executioner could insure IOO Doses One Dollar It will be to your advantage when writing hands with me and saying 'God bless cause a tide of settlors to rush into the state and soul, whenever you see anybody advertisers to eay you saw their advertisement the death of the victim in a very few a all at kind of thing Oh, that will get ready for active work this winter this paper. at will be better for a good,* long, strokes, and when a sentence was and that will make thousands of dollars we had a big time there for awhile, strong, hearty push' passed ordering the infliction of a difference in the prosperity of the state and it was dav before we could run Push! I is just the word forth another season large number it was so perfectly unto trains across the creek nsrain." grand clear morning of life. I is —mil ii at was intended at in just the right word lor strong arms *uc cases the executioner was frequently A O a and young hearts. I fs just the bribed by the culprit or hist word for a world as fall of work E friends to exert his whole a so as as this is. If anybody is in trouble, An amusing anecdote is told a at When baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, the more quickly to release him from and you see it don stand back, the recent experience of Baro Vo the torture So, again when the Emperor When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. push' Mittnacht, the Wurte burg minister Nicholas, anxious to clear his When she became Miss, she clungto Castoria, If tuere is a in good being president, with the telephone. Hi country from the reproach of being done in a place where you happen When she had childrenyshe gavethemCastoria. excellency was lately paying a visit the "land of to Western eyes, to be, push! incognito to his son at Ulm. While pompously proclaimed its abolition, he was careful to retain the power of inspecting the sights of the town in A a a inflicting corporal punishment in a company with his relatives and a at was a sound principle which manner~coinpared with which the a senator, he went a the JACOBS OIL a minister applied in the case of an itself was merciful. The knou request of the latter the postoffice could compass the death of its victim to the new telephone connection inebriate who complained at he with some half dozen strokes, between Ulm and S a never could pass a saloon when CAUTION. but before the same end could After ringing and asking to be connected alone. "Then take your baby with be attained by its substitute, with the foreign office at at No other Liniment made to resemble you, said the clergyman. or ST.JAGOBSOZL the stick, it was impossible town the familiar voice of the chancery man's lace brightened at the suggestion, so say how a blows might servant was heard asking aDd he was frequently seen E E S a CATABRH—Bert. Easiest be,required. A eye witness of one broad Wurtem burg dialect W to use. Cheapest. Relief is immediate^ A ?m£l* afterward trundlin his little son, in O A E W I I certain. For Cold in the Head it a S S olfihese executions has described it is there?" on Mittnacht's RH his perambulator, safely a the as being more hideous an anything reply—"Minister President Mittnacht"—There ST. JACOBS O I I S most alluring drinking den. at could be conceived. The criminal came the impatient E E S Family ties when pure a strong having been convicted of the deliberate answer: "You be blowed don't A2»D THAT IS WHYCTSCOTES AEE are great safeguards. Th murder of one of the Emper1 and green me: the minister president PROMPT ANDANB PERMANENT. S of a smal1 was recognized long a go by a tJ^iii ^i£2 ?, Particle is applied or's Ministers he well deserved to A DRUGGISTS DEALERS. is at Ulm. Hi excellency replied: to the nostrils. Price, 50e, Sold by ^druggists or sent shrewd manufacturer a the West, THE CHARLES A. V0GELER (CO.. Baltimore, Md. idie, and it was determined at die by mail. Address, E T. HAZELTIN^Warren? Pa? "Yes, I am herf: call Councilor who increased the wages of his married \he should, capital punishment B. to the telephone." Th servant employees, thus putting a premium the ad both been abolis would believe the voice of the upon marriage contended so, in order to a a in the end minister, and gave the well known at a workman who had a home in view, the wratched an was sen-evasive answer: "All the gentlemen and wife and children to labor for is tenced to 8,000 blows of the stick, have gone out, Th minister's more competent a trust-worth which no an being could receive angry order had no "effect. Th sera an one who knocks a in boarda «in live. The execution took place at length broke off the com-ing-houses has no one care the public a market and when, whether he does well or ill. mu-nication after a final asseveration liter bearing 1,400 or 1,500 blows, at his interlocutor was quite a different The an with a family dependent he victim fell, an unconscious mass upon him, as a rule, is also more person from what he professed »f bleeding flesh, he was bundled inan hopeful and ambitious, because he to be, and at he was sroing to ordinary peasant's a cart, has a stronger incentive to do his be caught so easily, nd, with pieces of a sticking into -Chicagro Times. best. No ^tha all bachelors are is gaping wounds, covered over with worthless, nor all benedicts a a rough sacks, he tvas jolted off of excellence, the old maxim still See the large advertisement in a previous issue of this paper. Send for Colored Announcement and Specimen Copies Mr. Fastandloose—Marriage is a he hospital, and never heard of holds true: I is good at very serious business. Mr. Candid— gain. Th surgeons were likely the an should be a Th E TO JAN. I, 1890. Are you contemplating it? Mr. F— I a be anxious to cure a an whose "higher criticism" a pick flaws in «JTSft?Whe ?nThed Bend I OftS S^»7 Z£ Post1 a Mr. C—W«ll, I should say it is eath they knew to be intended, and Genesis, twill scarcely class this and S1.75, will send Youth's Companion FREE to JanT a mighty serious business for he ?en a feeling of humanity a have statement a he "mistakes *of HOLIDAT TTMBERS, and all the ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY SUPPI^STEVTS. Moses/*—Congregationalist. revented them from wishing re -girl whoever Bhe is.—Boston Courier. Addr"°' THE YOUTH'S COMPANION, Boston, Mass.