'"**#',} ^pj"psp£g What Made Her Ear Ache, ALEXANDER SULLIVAN. very enormity of the crime and its horrible SUCCESS IN MARRIAGE. case so long as she forgets that life is *ffiy Eastern Bridals. A physician of my acquain circumstances stagger'belief that ^t"^ Succinct Review a struggle anywhere, and feels that of the Noted The Sensible Views of an ExS? All the nations originally captured Sullivan, who had everything to lose was called in recently to see an old she should be excused from helping to 2 Clansman's Life. tremely Sensible Woman. their brides, and anent this an article by discovery and nothing much to gain carry the burdens of those by whom lady who resides in her own house in Alexander Sullivan's On the much mooted question, "Is in Blackwood's Magazine gives us some career is by accomplishment, is the awful she may be surrounded. the third ward. It was his first call, «tudded with startling Marriage a Failure?" a lady writes to incident. A interesting particulars. Traces of this malignant this accusation would small merchant, he was The mutual bearance and forbearance and he had never seen the lady before. the Chicago Inter Ocean some remarks primitive practice survive even in ace used and make him out. That any man of life is as greatly the secret ol acquitted of arson. A so sensible that we can not but She lay on a conch, neatly attired, our civilized and complex marriage politician, he of even ordinary repute, haptily happiness in marriage as in anything lias figured in every camp, holding quote them for the benefit of our readers: service. The bridegroom takes with her gray hair in a cluster^ married, comfortably circumstanced, else. We have to tolerate unpleasant •some offices, seeking others, and assuming his best man, the youngest and most of small curls at each side of her head^ middle-aged, well acquainted with things in our companions in any relations to act as a local Warwick, now A woman makes a failure of marriage daring among his associates, and goes "Doctor," she said, "I have sent the sweeping character of the conspiracy of life, and why try to build up a itt one party, now in another. Reduced unless she makes an effort to do a to carry off his bride in defiance of her to consult vou on a very serious law in Illinois, would deliberately law of marriage in any other way? to fiscal straits he scheduled as a bankrupt, great deal more than is implied in protecting bridesmaids, who in their matter. I have for a longtime suifered incur the possibility of swift and ignominious and then relieved by the easy her marriage contract. It is supposed degenerate days exhaust their energies from pains in the head, and death on the gallows and the N a re a process once in vogue of legal obligation that the husband supplies the materiat by hurling satin shoes, rice, etc., at have consulted many physicians pains of an eternity of torment, leaving ny," a3ked the Mole, pausing in for the home, and they are very to discharge enumerated debts he without receiving any benefit. Yesterday the retreating, but triumphant, bridegroom. a name infamous and accursed, is the midst an excavation contract raw materials indeed unless the wife I accidentally swallowed a •surprised his creditors by payment in 11 a monstrous supposition not to be accepted which nobody wanted him to continue, takes hold of those means with the fishbone, and coughing it np felt a full with a high rate of interest. In Lo! how the woman once was wooed! unless upon proofs. The Times while he leisurely conversed with the hand of a creator, building up out of singular sensation in my left ear. I Forth leaped the savage from his lair, the territories as in Chicago he id has presented fully but will not make Eagle, in order to kill the working them helps and associations loved He felled her, and to nuptials rude put up my hand and drew this from «received and returned bodily menace. any present analysis of the testimony time that hangs so heavily upon the and needed by both. And a woman He dragged her bleeding by the hair. my ear." He has exchanged shots. Thirteen upon which the coroner's jury acted. ennui stricken hands of the day laborer. Among the tribes of Western China She extended toward the doctor a must put her soul into her house, or it .years ago in Chicago he killed a schoolteacher. "Why do you sit gazing so steadily up Happily the time-honored and wisely small leaded statue of Napoleon, is a hollow and sounding shell. the brutal savagery of the first assault Twice tried he was finally cherished maxim of the common law into the dim blue ether?" "Because," such as used to be sold on the streets has disappeared. Among the Lolos in As high as we must rate the accomplishment acquitted of murder. Perseverance years ago in a little glass bottle. replied the king of birds, who was too that an accused is innocent until his Western China the bride on her wedding of good housekeeping, it is and audacity marked his subsequent •'You drew this from your ear?" fly to get stuck on a simple hand woven guilt is proved holds in our courts if it morn, perches herself on the topmost not all in the making of a home. I •career, and his address can not be asked the doctor. conundrum, "it is a soar spot with does not always guide popular expression. branch of a large tree, while the know a lady who was a marked failure fcetter illustrated than by the statement "Yes, doctor, I did," was the reply, me." So saying he picked up the elder female members cluster on the as a housekeeper who was the idol "and I have been much easier that in the office of that journal humble Delver of the soil, and made lower limbs, armed with sticks. The It remains for the state to prove its of her husband, and who graduated to ever since." which denounced him with uns paring it sore for him. This fabula docets case. It remains for the state to prove bridegroom then clambers up the tree, the world a family of accomplished The doctor examined her ear and vigor and bitterness and extended its that when a man asks a conundrum he assailed on all sides by blows, pushes its case before a petit jury with all and honored children, And there are found it perfectly natural. He didn't animadversions to every one connected should be ready to dive into the bomb and punches from the dowagers, and it know what to say, but he thought a the limitations upon testimony required women who in pain and weakness are taearly or remotely with his defense proof as he perfects the alignment of good deal. by courts of record. It remains for confined to their own rooms, yet who is not until he has broken through the the became a valued counselor. Even his closing sentence.—Burdette in "I want you to do something for the state legally to prove its case with manage to hold the power in an orderly defense, and captured the prize, that .looking at it as a justifiable killing Brooklyn Eagle. me," she continued, "for I am satisfied house and fill it full of love-light he is allowed to carry off his bride. the accused at the bar fighting for their Haaford's murder would have daunted that there is another heathen and happiness sufficient for the comfort For several days before the wedding lives. There ought to be but one sentiment \he perpetrator had he a weaker god like this in the other ear—for it .vther Bright, Wasn't It? of all who cross its threshold. in the public mind, the sentiment the Chinese bride and her companions -nature than Sullivan. He faced popular is a heathen god, I have no doubt." Not a thousand miles from Boston utter doleful cries and lamentations, in of complete fairness expressed It is the quality of recognizing and indignation with grim but quiet "How doyou suppose it got there?" dwells a man who has recently wed a anticipation of the dreadful fate awaiting in the phrase, Let justice be done!— filling need that is the essential quality the doctor asked. resolve and had the satisfaction of third spouse. It was the somewhat Chi cago Times. her, but of success in marriage. Practically, if "I think Ezekieloroneof the minor Ending himself courted where he had eccentric whim of the second wife to What she thinks, from what she'll say, a man comes home from business with prophets must have put two of these been condemned and sought where he The Latest New York Story. to have a picture painted wherein she Lies far as Scotland from Cathay. a headache, hungry for a bit of sympathy heathen gods in my ears when I was fiad been repelled. Had Blaine suc-ceeded and the first wife were represented The latest beggarly vagary comes On the marriage morn no traces of and-love, and a good deal of quiet, a child. Now, doctor, I want you to in 1884 Sullivan's success would as standing together with their arms from New York, of course, where a grief disfigure the fair bride and as prescribe something to bring out and finds his wife in a raging excitement *itave been complete. entwined about each other's waists. soon as the best man is announced the heathen god from the right ear." party coming from the theater was over an elaborate dinner, and is When the third wife came into power Having method, industry, thoroughness, stopped by a ragged individual with a a large, red silk wrapper is "Swollow another fishbone," said ordered to keep out of the way and and persistence Sullivan, once she was at first somewhat puzzled to the doctor, as he left the room in small kitten in his arms. He opened amuse the children till the great proceeding thrown over the bride's head and face know what to do with this extraordinary high dudgeon.—Brooklyn Citizen. •embarked on the career of an Irish the conversation immediately and said: is culminated, he is about as thus vailed, she is conducted by the nationalist, readily reached the first production of combined affection unfortunate as the man who brings a best man to the sedan chair in waiting. "Gents, maybe you think I am going Grudging Gifts. iptace. To gain leadership was not a and art. With genuine woman's wit, to spar you for money, but I ain't. I college friend home to dinner and finds Accompanied by music, forerunners difficult task to the possessor of ambition however, she hit upon the idea of his wife in wrapper and slippers deep Instances where legators have am not hungry or thirsty and have a and flowers, she is carried to the guided by an intelligencs unswayed having the piece worked over, and thoroughly despised their legatees in a French novel. But the woman place to sleep, but I have no cash. I door of her new home. As the chair by the emotions. Opposition gave with what result may be judged from and hinted accordingly in their wills want a few pennies, not for myself, but who spies the coming friend from the stops the bridegroom comes out and way before a man who wasted no time a conversation in regard to the are quite numerous. Aylett Stow, a window slides out of her wrapper in a to buy some milk for this poor little taps on the door with his fan, upon in thrasonical bar-room discussions, picture which took place between the gentleman who died in London during twinkle and appears upon the scene in starving cat, which I found crying in which it is opened up by the bridesmaids, the Revolutionary war, made but studying men and situations, workved bride and one of her wedding callers. due time with a soul cheering cup of who help the bride to alight. this park." The party was for a moment the followins: odd provisions: The visitor inquired if the picture represented while others slept. In the open he French coffee, is the woman who stunned, but amid roars of laughter She is not, however, allowed to enter ^supported Parnell and constitutional relatives of the family. "And lastly, be you sure to lay makes her husband envied among men. a purse of nearly a dollar was collected the house in the ordinary way, but is out five guineas for the purchase of -agitation. Under the cover of a secret "No, not relatives," the wife replied. and given to the guardian of borne across the threshold on the back Unfortunately women have hobbies, a picture of the viper biting the benevolent & society he was one of a "triangle" the kitten. "I believe the originals were distant of a servant and over a charcoal fire. and ride and ride and never perceive hand of the person who preaching and practicing physical connection of my husband, but the picture What may be the meaning of lifting saved him from perishing in tbe that they are boring their companions iforce. Never wholly without enemies, A Chicken Eating 'G-ater. represents 'Faith and Resignation.' the bride over a charcoal fire would be snow, if the same can be bought for to death. There are men who would -accusers, and detractors he attained, It is the custom of alligators to move It is thought that the figure of Faith hard to determine. It has been suggested that money and that you do, in go to war to be rid of paper flowers, nevertheless, higher dictinction and across the country from one river to resembles a former friend of Mr. that it may be either an act of memory of me, present it to ,Esq., hair flowers, rugs, tidies and what not iiroaaer influence than any assumed another. The purpose of this migration Smith, but I cannot tell, as I never a king's counsel, so that he may purification or the fire may have been and there are men who think art and leader of the Irish in America, ever ff. have frequent opportunities of contemplating is not learned. They go alone I saw her."—Boston Transcript. originally intended to serve as a bar music are inventions of the evil one to •commanded. Irishmen who would not it." "This is in lieu of a and not in couples or droves as has against the rescuing force, and to prevent make people miserable. Any one, join a secret society and abhorred the legacy of £3,000, which I had by a sometimes been reported. A short "i£nglishmen as Husbands. the possibility of escape on tne anywhere, who cultivates a hobby at •use of dynamite applauded him as one former will, now revoked and burnt, time ago a monster alligator started I wish a few American women could part of the bride. Having once been the expense of other people's comfort who implicitly accepted the leadership left to him." from the Hillsboro River to a lake have English husbands for about one safely deposited in the reception hall, is making a failure of life but true of Parnell, while the clansmen rejoiced back of Tampa, Fla. He passed month. They would then realize Vaie That Sweet fcirlt the lady prostrates herself before her politeness of the heart between friend Don't let at beauti'ul girl fade and droop through the Central part of the town what it means to take all the money in the knowledge that' at the head of husband, and submits to have the red and friend, man and wife, will obviate into invalidihm or sink into an early grave and finally reached the back yard of the Irish league was a dynamiter who that Charles has got, while Charlie the danger of overdone amusements. vail lifted by her lord with a fan. for want of timely care at the most critical T. A. Wilson. The reptile found himself stage of her life. Dr. Pierce's favorite Prescription laughs at your cuteness and then 2tad taken the oath of the brotherhood It is easier to forgive virtuous excess will aid in regulating her health in a flock of chickens and began A Hint for Dramatic Authors. -and as one of its directing minds was laughs still more when at midday you of zeal, and it is mostly excess of zeal and establishing it on a firm basis and may at once to make a meal of them. This call him up on the telephone, ask ^projecting mysterious expeditions save her years of chionic Buffering and consequent The late Miss Mary Booth, the editress for excellence of some kind that causes raised such a commotion in the poultry unhapiness .against England. Sooner or later fractional him if he loves you, tell him you have of Harper's Bazar, was not given some women to be more exclusive yard that Mr. Wilson's attention seen a bonnet that will make him differences characterized all to jesting, because she was a woman of housewives than wives of men. The A more pleasant phpsic was attracted to it and he went out to Irish organization. Large sums of think you are 15 years old, and repeat serious mind, but she had a dry humor You never will find greatest charity should be extended to investigate. He discovered the saurian, that delicious day when you first met money raised by the secret societies Than Pierce's small "Pellets," that was irresistible. I remember a a woman who makes her house so perfect and with a well directed shot hit The purgative kind. ^were so mysteriously disbursed as to him, and won't he please send you a young western lady came on to New in detail and polished in appearance him in the eye and killed him. The check for it? excifce comment which led to accusation- York one winter, bringing a five-act Many families at Tenence bav, N. S are that her friends go into it with big saurian was then cut open and bordering on starvation Only four families Sullivan's influence commenced The English husband is not built drama which she hoped to sell for untold fear and trembling, for she is afflicted skinned. In his back, which is more have any provisions on hand, and as all have to decline. The league had followed this way. His creed is that a women with a virtuous zeal, and has only overdrawn thousands. After hounding managers to be provided for, this store mil not last like a piece of white leather than him in American politics and should have as little money as possible, for months and getting only polite long. a very good thing. Housekeeping anything else, except an alligator's .met disaster, but even if be were Alexander as few desires, and then look as has its fanatics and martyrs as well refusals, she said to Miss Booth one back, were found a large the successful and the just well as women who have more money as any other good cause. day: number of bullets which had passed the Irish would have wearied of him and gratify all their wishes. The "Don't you think there i« some way But housekeeping conducted as a through the scales and embedded ns the Athenians wearied of Aristides. Englishman as a mau is most interesting—as in which I could have my play put on means of happiness and comfort, either themselves in the backbone, where 'Some incidents in Sullivan's life, his a husband he is a failure.— the stage?" in a cabin or a palace, is a science that When baby ^as sick, we gave her Castoria, they had become flattened out and evidently $ known speculations on the stock exchanje New York Graphic. "Oh, yes," said Miss Booth with a no wife can neglect if she wishes to "When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. caused the reptile no uneasiness. and in the wheat pit, his lav- sustain the law of mutual helpfulness twinkle in her eye. When opened, the stomach of When she became Miss, she clungto Castoria, The Speech Was Not Made. 1 ish, use of money in many directions, "Do tell me how," cried the aspirant in marriage. the alligator was a curiosity. A number When shehad children,shegavethemCastona, A man who gets the reputation as a gave color to the whisperings against for the laurels of Sardou. A wife expects her husband upon of pieces of tin showed that he had good after dinner speaker is usually ~ibis fiscal honor. Chief among those "Why, ground up. It could be used marriage to begin a course of toiling enjoyed a tin can lunch, while from one who has power to tell a story -who challenged his integrity was Dr. for her support without remission or as snow storms." the fact that he had swallowed a beer well. It may not always be a very new ^Patrick H. Cronin. Sullivan is a bitxfier What the young dramatist said after any suspension of responsibility, and bottle, it appeared that he was not a story or a very witty one, but if it is and implacable foe. His animosity a why should he not expect her to aspire that I am not informed, but it must prohibitionist. There were two small Tie molders' strike at Pittsbuig isvirtually well told it is almost certain to be successful was aroused. He appeared persona to the greatest excellence in homemaking? have been a dreadful remark.—Town fish, nearly whole, and a pair of baby's settled in favor of tbe men. All the large at a dinner party. One thing to prosecute Cronin as a clansman Just here is where the Topics. firms but onehave conceded the advance, and shoes. It was not known whether he is fatal in such an attempt—prosmess. and procured his expulsion from work will be generally resumed this week wedge of dissolution frequently enters. had swallowed the child or whether Sometimes, however, a buccess is won G-ood-By Er Howdy-Do. ~|fche society. But resolute and persisitent A woman fails to give as much as she he had found tbe shoes where the in not telling a story when it is expected, IN tVERY HOrAE* as himself, Cronin, organizi ng Say good-by er howdy-do— receives—that is, she works from compulsion child had placed them and made a Colds, in not making a speech when What's the odds betwixt the two? ^factional camps, continued his charges more than from a desire to meal of them, but every mother who peopio suppose that one is coming. A Comin'—goin'—every day— -'syjjain.si the "triangle" of which Sulli- keep up her side of the partnership saw the tiny shoes shuddered and Best friends first to go away— certain famous and witty Englishman N-van had been the controlling force. Coughs with dignity and grace. clasped her own child tightly to her. Grasp of hands you druther hold visiting America, was asked to make A union of the divergent camps was But one says: "I work all the time Than their weight in solid gold, It will probably be never known how an after dinner speech at ths ladies' V-i 7 effected and Cronin was once again a Slips their grip while greeting you— I work like a siave." Yes, my dear, the shoes came there but it may be night of a Boston club. It was a literary *s Croup Say good by or howdy-do. elansman. Prosecuted by Sullivan that some mother's heart is sad over you do work like a slave—just like a man, so it was expected very Howdy-do, and then good by— •She time came when, despite the bitrter slave, and net like a responsible being the loss of the little one who wore the naturally that he would glorify his Mixes just like laugh and cry protest of the accused, Cronin sat ^2§ tiny shoes. The alligator was skinned seeking an end and not the means. Deaths and births, and worst and best profession and that of his hearers. Instead as a juror on the trial of Sullivan. You have braided little Eva's dress up t/)e/1 and the skin sent to the tannery. The Tanglod their contrariest tnake of doing so he rose gravely and, 'Though in the minority he held to the Every ]inglin' weddin' bell reptile measured nine feet and seven and down ana all over, which does not unwdcomt with a serious glance at the f/uits of Ttruthfulness of his charges and was Skeenn' up some funeral knell— help little Eva, and your husband inches in length.—St. Louis Globe« the desserts still on the table before ft Here's my song and there's your sigh ^perhaps stimulated by the disclosures Democrat. would have appreciated you more had him, began: "Ladies and gentlemen,*' Howdy-do and then good-by. &aade because of the failure of the you Bpent your evenings with folded Say good-by er howdy-do— he repeated, "I come not—here "Traders' bank. The august meeting hands and happy face in your rockingchair Jest the same to me and you to talk." Her G-randmot her Paid. "~.of the brotherhood was to be per(turbed by his side. You spent hours of 'Taint worth while to make no fuss, All eyes*were turned toward him. anew by the scandal, few Cro«ain "How much is this silk a yard, sir?" 'Cause the job's put on us time on unnecessary things and forgot "Ladies and gestlemen," he repeated, A blushing damsel asked Some one's runnin' this concern resisted all pressure to cease and the essentials of your partnership, Of a gay and guanine salesman "I come not here to talk." That's got nothin' else to learn— .-stood ready to renew the combat which is to evolve as much peace and Who admiring glances cast. If he's willin' we'll pull through, People began to laugh, seeing that vbicn he feared would cost him his comfort as possible out of your materials. faery v/cil re$u)crteH ^J Say good-by er howdy-do! brevity was really the MVLI of his wit "Only a kiss," he answered, life. —James Whitcomb Riley. With an audacious air, "I come not here to talk," said he, Alexander Sullivan lies in jail under The science of good housekeeping As he unfolds the fabric "I come not here to talk." Then, with in these days, when we can buy so Too Great a Risk. Kfhe heavy accusation of having been Before the maiden fair. another glance at the fruit and a on Jidhdfor immediate many conveniences, is not so much -a. principal, an accessory, or of having Jinks—"Has a husband a right to "If you pleaso, I will take ten yards, sir modest gesture of deprecation, I come it guilty knowledge of the murder of Dr. superiority in any one thing as a general use open his wife's letters!" For awhile his heart grew still, not here to talk!" excellence in every thing. We wCroain. The crime is hideous, revoltin Till the cruel creature added: Blinks (a lawyer)—"Certainly, sir, And he sat down, while everyone "Grandma will settle the bill I" a. do not need cooking-schools for girls Against the deep damnation of certainly open all you please." laughed and applauded.—Youth's Companion, LUli6a KCttTl so much as schools where all branches fCronin's taking off, accomplished as it "Well, here is a letter my wife has A Timely Caution.' of home-making are taught, in order was in secret by assassins and as the written to your wife, and handed me to to preserve the balance of usefulness Where is the Schoolmaster (•result of a horrible conspiracy, planned 'is deliver. I feel pretty sure there's Husband—"Don't worry, my dear, if in the girl's mind. A man does not and persisted in with devilish ingenuity There are 125,000 persons who can something unpleasant in it about me. want to marry a chef de cuisine, and I get home a trifle late occasionally, ?'A -and firmness of purpose, the killing of neither read nor write, all in one state, I wish you'd open it, and if there is Its Soathmq Healing it is no wonder the papers make fun of now that I've joined the Athletic Club. tHauford, done in open day in hot blood and it isn't in Texas, either, that we just burn it up." cooking-schools. To learn one department I used to be a great athlete when I was and restorat/Ve VIRTUES r«nd under circumstances suggestive of find them. They are in Massachusetts. "Humph! Does my wife know your of housekeeping to the neglect a boy, you know, and it seems like renewing self-defence, seems a trivial offense. If What is wanted in Massachusetts is a plactsitatthe htad of wife is going to write to her?" of everything else is ruinousJ|p my youth to go through with Sullivan is guilty he is damnably little less culture and a little more "Yes." the old exercises again." 7^3% W/T/f/WandLWG If a woman is to marry, there is i,guilty. Coughlin was possibly a readin', writin', 'n' rethmetic less eye "And if my wife doesn't get this letter Wife—"No, John, I won't, but when nothing so much to be valued as good shallow knave, the iceman a fanatic, glawss and more eyes less accent and she'll soon find it out, won't she?" you get home at 2 a. m., as you did health and good sense and a very loving *?Woodruff a cheap mercenary, but more education.—Burdette in Brooklyn "Of course." 7 *V**/ s4neC0l*j|Op£'' this morning, please don't renew your heart, and then it will follow that »fche intelligence that planned, the Eagle. i, "On second thoughts, I believe there youth by standing on your head in the she will adapt herself to the calls upon hatred that persisted, the craft that inspired is a new law which makes it a penitentiary AUDRUG6&T S sell it "Have you any children?" asked the front porch, nor climbing through the her ability. Wheu a woman marries was, if the coroner's jury is landlord. "None but a goat," was the offense to open a wife's letters. for a life of ease and doesn't get it, transom, because it's apt to excite remark, right, the intelligence, the hatred, the °4t7S*SQ*fr$/2SPtrbottii reply "All right yon can have the house.*' I couldn't take the risk, sir, indeed 2 there is certainly no remedy in her you know—that's all, dear."— ^craftLvOf ^Aliexander Sullivan,^.The —Boston Courier. |||g couldn't."'—New York Weekly. The Epoch.