|^ef#^#P^^^' -PH Humor of the Press. ODDITIES O MEMORY. Sitting Bull. eccentricity.sHA. soldier who had been The Thomas Iron company, Hokendauga, Pa., has sold its entire plant and bnsinesB to wounded in the head fell into a long Sitting Bull, the Indian Chief, an S me Peppl W an English syndicate for §3,500,000. The fashion of keeping a jester to stupefaction until he was restored to E in a O W Can ages to keep himself well advertised. entertain a court went out when the Nothin in Mind. speech by an operation in the hospital.But ALLEN'S IRON TOXIC BITTERS create a His last appearance in the newspapei healthy appetite. All genuine boar the signature fool lawyer began to practice in it.— when he did speak it was in an The varieties of memory are as remarkable "t$3 columns of the country is in connection of J. P. Allen, Druggist, St. Paul, as its vagaries, says All the unknown toDgue, which none about Texa Siftings. To cure costlveness the medicine Minn. with the serious illness of be more an a purgative. To be per him''could understand. By and by a Year Bound. There is, for instance, manent it must contain Visitor—'*I presume it was because The nephew of Averill, the man lynched Grass, one of the ablest and besl so wide a range between Niebuhr, the Welsh woman was brought into the Tonic, Alterative and some time ago with "Cattle Kate" died suddenly you were sadly tried by adversity any a all the India chiefs oi hospital and she at once recognized great statesman, and certain divine at Cheyenne, Wyo. The coroner finds Cathartic Properties.. at you are confined here." Prisoner—"No e\ ery evidence that he was poisoned. tribe. Sitting Bull has long claimed the language of the sick soldier as her that one can scarcely recognize the Tntt's Pills possess these qualities Iqr«n it was becauselwa tried 1 1 same faculty in each. It is said of own tongue. He had not been in honor and prominence at belonged eminent degree, and ^-j^fl We recommend "Tansill's Punch" Cigar by a granger jury at couldn't be Wales for thirty years, yet he now Niebuhr that he remembered everything Speedily Restore |f to Grass and others, and he being O a ha world. he had read at any period of his spoke his long-forgotten language Mrs Dr Mary Jones, proprietress oi a suspected of having poisoned Joh woman's hospital has sued the Brooklyn to tbe bowels their uatual peristaltic fluently, and could in fact not recollect Guest.—"And you are the proprieto life and it is said of the reverend motion, so essential to regularity. Eagle for §150,000 for libel Grass,the Indian threatened to take doctor that he forgot he had been married any other. And, strange to say, when of this popular hotel, are you? Sold Everywhere. his life. is now under the protection The boy who munches srreen apples all day completely recovered the English came within an hour or two of the interesting why, I was here last summer and I will have a sharp attack of colic abouc midnight. SIGKHEADAGHE of the United States, if Grass event. back to him and the Welsh was- once didn't think you owned it then did Ifmother has the precaution to have should die, he is liable to lose not more forgotten. a bottle of Perry Davis' Pain-Killer on hand, John Wesley had a remarkable memory, Proprietor.—" 0 no, I was the troubles will soon be over. only his influence with the tribe, but i*otltlYely cured by and at 85 even it was still vigorous. V- Even at the very entrance of the one of the waiters, though."—Time. CARTERS these Little Pills. also his right to remain on the reservation, Andrew Fuller could repeat a "valley of the shadow," the memory Henry Starr mistook his mother for a They also relieve Distressfrom If it is correct at good-looking burglar at Decatur 111., and shot her killing poem of 500 lines after hearing it read Dyspepsia.Indigeetionand as the feeling against him plays strange tricks. Goethe told babies grow up very plain, and vice her instantly TooHeartj ITTLE once or twice, could recite verbatim a Eckermann that he once knew an old has become particularly hostile. Eating. A perfect remedy versa, then we know a number of IVER forDiznnegs.Nansea sermon or speech, and enumerate the man who in his very last moments began Sitting Bull was long credited with Drowsiness, Bad Tastr persons who can console themselvps names of the shop signs from the temple to recite beautiful Greek sentences. in the Month. Coated being the great chief under whose PIUS. on having been extremely elegant iniants Tongue.Pain in the Side to the end of Cheapside, with a These he had been made, TOKWD MVER. They leadership Gen. Custer and his men description of the principal articles regulate the Bowels. as a boy, to learn by heart for a special Purely Vegetable. displayed in each shop window. purpose but for fifty years had not "Clara," he whispered ardently, ''do Price cents. When Baby was sick, tve gave her Cantoris, uttered them. They were there in his you think you could bring yourself Before the days of shorthand reporting CASTES HEDICINE CO., NEW YORK. "if When she was a Child, she cried forCastoria, memory, though, all the same and "Memory WoodfaU" used to attend to a me? "No, George," she Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. some unexplainable cerebral action When she became Miss, she clung toCastoria, the house of commons and after listening answered, with a sad little smile. I suddenly gave them form and expression. to a debate would reproduce the When she had Children,Bhegave themCaetoria couldn't very well bring myself I'm PATENTS FALsniJilW whole without taking a singrle note. so timid. You might bring me, AVasb'tonJO Sendfor are*I The same power was possessed by William It is computed by scientists that though George.*' Radcliffe, the husband of Mrs. since one-third of a second suffices to who have nsed Pis©** A Sunday-school lesson was on Radeliffe, the novelist. Cure for Consumption, produce an "impression" in 100 years say itisBEST OF AUU he Ten Virgins," and the next 1 a man must have collected in his brain Both Macaulay and Sir Walter Scott Sold everywhere. 26c Sunda the review question was asked, had prodigious memories, yet neither 9,467,280,000 copies of impressions, or, W at was the lesson a last BASE BALL CHADWICK'S MANUAL. if we take off one-third of the time for of them could compare with Baronicius 7 in. 5 In. 70 pages. UKurninated Sunday? A bright gave the Cover. of Middleburg, who knew by heart the sleep, 6,311,520,000. This would give S E N on application enclosing on» prompt answer, "Abou ten gals dres6ing 3,155,760,000 separate waking impressions works of Virgil, Cicero, Juvenal, 2 8 a ad who went to a weddin'." THEODORE HOLLAND, P. 0. Box ISO, a W Homer, Aristophanes, and the two to the man who lives to the age of 50 years. Allowing a weight of 1 prescribe .uid fully «fcdorse Plinys. If this was an example of a (who has just discovered Big AS the only four pounds to the brain and deducting specific forthe certaincorse "rote" only we have in Mezzofanti, the at she has been sitting on a newlypainted of this disease. one-fourth for blood and vessels celebrated linguist of Bologna, one of seat): "Oh, dear, there's al} G. E. INGRAHAM, M. Amsterdam, N. T_ and another fourth for external integument the paint come oft on to my dress!'' the most striking iustances on record JlacoDsOiI4- We have sold Big tor it is further computed that each of what, by way of distinction, we many years, and it has Painter: "Never mind it don't mat factionthe iven best ef satis* grain of brain-substance must contain ter, I can soon paint the seat may call intelligent memory. He was D.B DYCHE&COChicago, a a in described by Lord Bryon as "a walking 205,542 traces or impressions. 111. Si.00 Sold by Druggists, polyglot, a master of languages, A Bosto paper, in a fit of enterprise, All Styles WEIX Diurxiat and a Briareus of parts of speech." It Never Fails. ad two of its reporters disguised as At the age of 50 he was thoroughly Hydraulic and Jetting, ami 111 They had been friends and neighbors THE QUESTION beggars and sent out to ascertain were met and annihilated, and on Supplies and Wind Mill* versed in fifty languages—perfect in for fifteen years, but in an evil hour how at class of society fares. I is the strength of this he has imprudently manufactured by r. pronunciation, idiom, grammar, and one of them put a telephone into the at their success was so put on a airs at home and Austin Mfg. Co., CbJca one often asks themselves after colloquialisms—and before his death house and insisted that the other family go, ^11. Address re at at they will remain in the abroad. Bu when all danger of he added twenty or thirty more to the a night made unpleasant by a tor p&rtieulars should make use of it whenever business. punishment was a and the list. He used to say himself that he and Catalog, about the battle came out, it transpired occasion required. It was the old, old barbarous toothache, is: What A child who had just mastered her never forgot anything that he either at Sitting Bull was story. After about a month there was eral Ag?ta chateehism confessed herself disappointed, heard or read. shall I get to cure it Were not the lpader at all, simply a a coldness, and two weeks later even for a because, she said, "medicineman," who was in the rear, It is recorded of La Fontaine, noted the respective servant girls made up that question addressed to a andMina» I obey the fifth commandment and far from the post of danger. Sitting for his absent-mindedness, that he faces at each other over the back fence. O E S & ORDWAY. ST. PAUUMlNHV hono my a pa and a a yet my Druggist, Bull was born in 1837, and was one once attended the funeral of one of his Then the new minister called at one of BEST ot the principal chiefs of the a a a days are a bit longer in most intimate friends and shortly afterward the houses, and as he was about to THE ANSWER STEEL Sioux. After the Custer massacre, he the land, because I am still put to called to visit that friend. When depart after his visit he inquired WIRE escaped to British America, where he bed at 7 o'clock." reminded by the astonished servant of "Let me see Don't the Spondulicks remained for some years. In 188 0 would be: Procure a bottle of W at is an echo?" asked the the recent death he was as first terribly he was allowed to return, and though, family live next door?" teacher of the infant class. "It' shocked, and then remarked: he has been well treated, he remains Perry Davis' Pain-Killer, and "Spondulicks! Spondulicks"" repeated at you hear when you shout, replied "True of course 1 recollect now I intractable. In July and August of the lady. "Just wait and I'll use it according to directions. the youngster. "Is it caused by last year, in the conference at Standing went to his funeral." ask the cook. She knows all the washwomen a hill or a hollow?" again asked the Rock, he influenced the Indians A curious instance of memory in It cures like magic. In such in this neighborhood'" to refuse to sian the treaty for a relinquishment teacher. was the ready reply. sleep is related by a French writer on And when the new letter-carrier left cases what a happiness to have L\* of their title to a portion so!" "Th hill throws dreams. He says he once saw in a mail for the other family, he said: AllriresandVidths.Gated tomatcTi ^«Tlmi»-*e»I«*s« of their great reservation and this back the holler." at hand an instant relief such as In this line ofgoods FRMOIIT PAID. IntdrmatbmCnA dream a number of men passing out "There must be a imily named year he assumed the same attitude, Worth Market and Ontario 6U_ Ohicaco. from a feast. He observed them all W at in the world, asked Gigback up this way somewhere. Ever but happily better counsels prevailed PAINKILLER KTXJMK IH1S PAPWl mt very attentively, and the face of one hear oi them?" his helpmate, "did you open at can after the loss of his influence, and ESTABLISHED 1879. struck him so much that he remembered of to a to with?" "Can-opener, while the re a is now ratified, Sitting "Gigback! Gigback! Let's see. I'll WOODWARD & CO.r it after waking. Exereisi ng his has proved itself to be. Physicians Bull himself is likely to be expelled oi course," hegrowled: at do you ask my Tommy if that wasn't the name thoughts as to where he had seeu the from his tribe if he should happen 43 Corn Exchange, Minneapolis. of the man who wanted to take care of s'pose I opened it with?" I thought say it is one of those Branch offlcps at and members of the Boards* to escape with his life. face before, he at last recollected having our horse and run our furnace next of Trade of CHICAGO and UULUTH and ot from the language you used, you Remedies which is calculated to the Milwaukee Chamber of Commerce. seen it some days previously in a were opening it with prayer." winter!"—D etroit Free Press. Will book of fashions which he had carelessly Summer Outings. LOAN MONET relieve an immense amount of Mrs. Chilsley: I see statistics at glanced at and cast aside. Has Had Its Day. Many who have become enfeebled suffering. show at 75 per cent of male criminals Reichenbach, a German writer on at 8 per cent on WHEAT shipped to them and. by long confinement and close attention Notwithstanding some scattered cases, are unmarried." Mr. Chilsley: ordered held mental phenomena, says: OPTION RESULTS to the calls of sedentary occupations which seem to demonstrate the success "Which shows how a men prefer ORDERS SOLCITRB*. 'Waking, I can not with whatever of the so-called elixir of life—which rush away for a short holiday, the penitentiary to a Onecessitieorluxurieadn.oinform-, effort recall the features of my wife, cases may indicate the influence that a 49-Send for our TELEGRAPH CIPHER.- And the ensuing silence was so deep and endeavor by systematic over exertion show that almost every other who died some twenty years ago but keen love of life and a strongly hopeful at Mrs. Chilsley could hear herself to make up for the inactivity The BXJYEBS' GUIDE toissued if I think of her in a dream, and her description of pain is relieved and imaginative mind can exert upon March Hn Sept*. reflect. of the previous months Every year image is represented, I get the same each year. It is ency the nervous system—the craze is evidently by its application, external and brings its sad warnings of this folly clopedia useful A bright boy at N a a came to with such accuracy that I have again approaching a close. mation fo all who purchase in a record of fatalities, while the experience town on Wednesday to see the President, before me every expression of her fine internal. the the The Report, when the Brown-Sequard of life W and on his return was asked of practitioners shows features in all their loveliness." "discovery" was first announced, All Druggists sell Pain-Killer. can olothe you and furnish you with* at he of him. "Well,"replied yet more clearly at this overstrain Ficthe, a German psychologist, mentioned all the necessary and unnecessary classed it with the blue-glass fad, and the Kepublican, I was 25c, 50c, and $i.oo a bottle. appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, is followed by prolonged illness. The the case of a musician, a good the method of restoring a decaying eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, disappointed. There's a an in composer, who once omitted to note circulatory and respiratory systems spinal cord by stretching it. Notwithstanding or stay at home, and in various sizes, sayPiso's Cure for Consumption who looks more like Mr. a OBATOB$ styles and quantities. Just figure out down a melody which occurred to him. isTHE BEST work hand in hand, and rebel against the very evident fact that no rison an he does himself."—Boston for keeping the voico what is required to do all these things Afterward he could not recall it but any sudden disturbance of their ordinary stretching of the spinal cord could be dear. 26 cents. COMFORTABLY, and you can make, a fair Herald. later he recollected it in a dream, wi th estimate of the value of the BU3TEBS* done without a previous dislocation of routine. The danger is always It will be to your advantage when writing GUIDE, which will be sent upoa full harmony and accompaniment, and Alfred (reading from the latest the vertebrae, thousands of unfortunate advertisers to say you saw their advertisement greatest when there is any heat receipt of 10 cents to pay postage* on waking was able to retain it until in this paper. romance)—"He seized her in his arms people grasped at the hope that by being MONTGOMERY WARD & CO, weakness. he wrote it down. and kissed her with frantic a a suspended by the neck, the progress N. W. N. 1889. No. 38 111-114 Michigan Avenue. Chicago, I In moments of intense nervous excitement She shivered and writhed in his close There are endless stories of the hiding of that dreadful disease locomotor the breathing is frequently embrace, and her breath came in places of the missing deeds, and so ataxia could be checked. The BrownSequard unconsciously stopped,and the strain quick knickerbockers. Her eyes—" forth, being revealed in dreams. Let injection followed rapidly upon upon an enfeebled heart then becomes Angelina—"One moment, please. us take one as typical. the dissipation of the hopes aroused very severe. Emotiona excitement Knickerbockers?" Alfred—"A little A landed proprietor in England was necessarily produce palpitation, and by Dr. Chaeot's suspensory apparatus emendation of my own. The text the fixation ot the ax (chest) involved in a lawsuit in consequence and when, in the course of a few weeks, says, 'Her breath came in quick then adds to the difficulty at the moment of a claim upon his father's estate the injection shall he found useless, short pants."—Life when the heart is at its weakest. which he was firmly convinced had some other plausible piece of nonsense The prime requisite for a happy "Doctor," said the patient, I believe been discharged. Judgment, however, will be brought to the front and have summer outing, for a beneficial vacation, was about to go against him as no there is something wrong with its day. Human nature always has is the harmonious setting. voucher could be found. But one run after the wonderful and delighted my stomach. "No a bit of it, replied Keep cool don't fret your nerves night, in a dream, his father appeared the doctor, promptly. "God in the mysterious and, until some strive to keep your temper, and be to him and said that the papers relating elixir shall be invented which imparts made your stomach and he knows deliberate. Don't hurry. A vacation to this affair had been placed in how to make them. There is something common sense to the patient, quacking in the summer is a good thing, provided you go a like a sensible the hands of a solicitor he had not wrong with the stuff you in will have its brief but profitable being. Let us drop our "beastly generally employed but who happened it, maybe, and something wrong triumphs. American way of doing it. I is the to be engaged for this particular business. with the way you stuff it in and ,Usually these crazes do not do any pace at is snapping so a In the dream the father said a it down, but your stomach is permanent harm. The blue glass is strings. Go slow.—Medical Classics. that if this person had forgotten a all right. ornamental if not useful, and the suspensory matter which was already rather old apparatus breaks no necks if "Excuse me, sah, said a fashionable he would be reminded of it by the An Unexpected Call. it stretches no spinal cord9. But we barber to one of his customers mention of a Portuguese gold coin, Chicago Tribune: The curtain had who was in the chair being shaved, fear that the Brown-Sequard process concerning the value of which there "ef I as in your place, sah, I will result in the wider use of that risen on the last act of the play and was a dispute at the time. The dream wouldn't eat no ah Limburger already too widely used instrument of the diabolical plot of the villain was was curiously verified, as the solicitor cheese. It' bad on de digestion." ruin and death, the hypodermic syringe. a to be expossd inallitshideousness. only did recollect the circumstance on "I'll do it a a in feebly responded When doctors say that the BrownSequard mention of the gold coin. He was then the sufferer. I only did it injection produces no better able to produce the missing papers Suddenly there was a commotion this time in hope it would compel effects than one of cocaine and brandy and the son gained the suit after all. near the entrance and a voice called you to keep quiet while shaving me, for example, are not many persons 'V out breathlessly: I perceive at it has failed."— Both Plato and Aristotle have noted likely to be tempted to test the effect "Is Dr. Kallowmell in the audience?" Texas Siftings. that in old age the recollections of of cocaine, morphine, etc., not knowing COLBURN'S childhood are renewed and it is recorded that a test or two transforms a MUSTARD Little Bertie, a lad some four years With the grave preoccupied manner of Kent that in his old age, when freeman into a slave, that the morphine old, recently astonished his mother of a an on whose skill the life of general memory was decayed and infirm, habit is formed before the user knows with the question, a a at is some fellow crecture might depend, he had vivid recollections of his he has it, and that once formed it is a grass widow?" "My son, a grass the doctor arose from his seat near KINS OF CONDIMENTS. A TABLE WXUHf. BEST FOR MEDICAL USES. youth. never broken off?—San Francisco Daily widow is one whose husband as the stage and passed slowly down Most of us probably have witnessed Report. gone away and left her." "If my the aisle. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Take no other. Sold only in Tins, some affecting instance of an aged person W at is it? he asked, ^'^J&j^t a pa should go a a and leave you, Singular Cause of Death. "Doctor," said the breathless man living in the scenes of the long *g-Neverrb would you be a grass widow?"" I '©o*- mustardc as it is generally worthless.-sa as he drew from his breast pocket a ||„*A peculiar cause of death is reported TZDTT A T^eJ^rtUwcsUsrnConsesTratory of Music, Minneapolis. Minn past, with a mind almost blank to the suppose I should be—at least for a ST V»^ Chas Morse, director A first cliu* school of mnsic teach«2 batch of folded documents, "I' from New Haven. A young man of present. This is latent memory reawakened, Theory, languages, elocution AH 7 S I a Free advantagesT of 2r**t tJEZ? little while," she answe «ed with a Spotcash & Co.'s new collector. but with powers of consciousness exceeding promise died there from far-away expression. "Then, a FOR TWENTY LESSONS. "Send for Catalog*^. Instruction: QiRjQ-.A,:tar day. evening and by mail. Would it be convenient for you a a he added thoughtfully, at limited by an enfeebled brain. cerebral meningitis, which was JOSEPH H. HUNTER settle at little bill this evening?" Sir Astley Cooper gives an account ATTORNET, 'WASHINGTON would I be, a grasshopper.'* brought on by the salt water that got D. C., WIt GET YOOK of a remarkable instance of cerebral into his ears while bathing-. |$tj PENSION without A