r-. Talmage In Montana. MINNESOTA CULLINGS LOCATED AS PROPOSED. •'Hush, now, be still. Stop making all this s^gWork of the Wits, jj* *t*g$ The Drummer's Ruse.*v^*% noise!" But it is effectual only for a moment, T*~ $*" §§.« for as soon aStthe keeper is gone they A short time ago a drummer from mjmM It a man were his own enemy, what begin again "Oh, God! oh, (Jod! Help! help! abroad called at a Bangor livery JL Thrilling Sermon from*the Tabernacle The News of the Week Throughout Bum! Give me rum! Help! Take them off me! By a Vote of 45 to 28 the Article Locating ..hard stories he could tell on himself. stable and wanted a double team for Oh, God!" And then they shriek and they Orator on the Curse of A the Entire State. V-MWfA the Public Institutions PJ^Sp There is one thing about a pig. rave and they pluck out their hair by handfuls a ten days' trip into the country, Drunkenness. Heaioses business. and bite their nails into the quick, and .% ^sKM* 1 £•.' ^-." I Passed.^'i^/sjvf-1, and the stable man refused to let him then they groan and they shriek and they When you feel like calling a big cj ,v ?£(i The stateboard of health has ordered one on the ground that he was a blaspheme and they ask the keepers to kill man a liar, be sure you're right then stranger. There was much discussion them. "Stab me. Smother me. Strangle the stock yards at Austin) put •HELENA, Mont. Aug. 11.—The Bev. T. De""Witt BISMABCK, N. D., Aug. 16.—At last night's use the telephone. me. Take the devils off me!" Oh, it is no over the matter, and finally the in a better shape or removed from Talmage, D. D., preached here today fancy sketch. Tha thingis going on in hospitals session the convention completed the conbideralion drummer said: '"to a vast congregation. Taking for his the city limits. When a young man complains aye, it is going on in some of the finest of the article on corporations. "Who slew all these?"—II. Kings, x., 10 residences of every neighborMbod on this continent. bhat a young lady has no heart, it is Among the sections adopted was one providing "What is your team worth?" Louis Blaclcmer, of Sauk Center, I went on last night while you —he preached a powerful discourse on that any combination between individuals, pretty certain that she has his.— 'Four hundred and fifty dollars," became violently insane, probably slept, and I tell you further that this is going "Drunkenness, the Nation's Curse." He said: corporations, associations or to be the death that some of you will die. I was the reply. the result of domestic trouble and a Prentice. I see a long row of baskets coming up toward either, having for its object or effect the see it coming. "If I pay you that sum far it, will recent sunstroke. Oh, is there anything that will so destroy controlling of the price of any product of 111 settle my account like clockwork," the palace of King Jehu. am somewhat you buy it back again when I return?" a man for this life and damn him for the life thereof! or any article of manufacture or inquisitive to find out what is in the T. E. Norlius was drowned at Center as the man said to the tailor that is to come? I hate that strong drink. asked the customer, and upon commerce or the cost of exchange is prohibited baskets. I look in and I find the gory heads City. His body was found and taken With all the concentrated energies of my soul when he was ordering: his clothes on receiving an affirmative reply, he and declared unlawful and against of seventy slain princes. As the baskets arrive I hate it. Do not tell me that a man can be to the home of his parents at tick. public policy, and that all franchises heretofore promptly put up the cash. Ten days happy when be knows that he is breaking his at the gate of the palace thp heads are Vasa. granted or extended or that may hereafter wife's heart and clothing his children with later her turned, and driving into "That's stuff," said the editor, as 1 thrown into two heaps, one on either side rags? Why, there are on the streets of our be granted or extended in the state the stable, he alighted and entered John B. Vaillaneourt has been arrested 'th gate. In the morning the king comes cities today little children, barefooted, unashed, he handed the poem back. "That's shall, when the owners violate this article, the office, saying, "Well, here is your and unkempt want on every patch of for forging an order on the St. out and he looks upon the bleeding, ghastly be null and void. The article on education tough," said the poem, as he turned team, and now I want my money their faded dress and on every wrinkle of was adoDted with very few amendments. heads of the massacred princes. Looking Paul Directory company he was arrested sorrowfully away. their prematurely old countenances, who back." The article on public lands was adopted on either side the gate he cries out with a would have been in churches today, and as at Duluth. The sum was passed to him and he after amending so that the leasing of lands Mr. Smith-"The Sabbath, my well clad as you are, but for the fact at rum vringing emphasis: "Who slew all these?" shall be under the control of the board or turned and was leaving the place destroyed their parents and diove them into Lars Olson of Winnipeg junction, dear, was made for man." Mrs. We have, my friends, lived to see a more the grave. Oh, ram! thou foe of God, thou university and school lands. The article on when the liveryman called out, was found guilty of keeping a "blind Smith—"And the woman has to do fearful massacre. There is no use of my taking despoiler of homes, thou recruiting officer of county and township organization was "Look here, aren't you going to settle your time in trying to give you statistics, the pit, I abhor thee! pis:,*' and sentenced to thirty days in the cooking."—Boston Transcript. adopted after amending so that it is for that team?" But my subject takes a deeper tone, and about the de\ astation and ruin and the virtually a copy of the Illinois system. Also jail. at is that the inebriate suffers fromtheloss There is only the difference of an "s*» "For what team?" asked the drummer, 'death which strong drink has wrought in a section was added defininjr the county offices of the soul. The bible intimates that in the between woman's weakness and in a surprised tone. Rev. H. Grattan Grinness, the celebrated 'this country Statistics do not seem to to be filled. All of this afternoon was future world, if-we are iinforgiven here, our man's weakness. One is gossip and "For the one you just brought mean anything. We are so hardened under bad passions and appetites, unrestrained occupied in the consideration of the article London divine and missionary will go along with us and make our torment the other is go sip.—Washington back." these statistics that the fact at 50,000 on revenue and taxation to be established laborer, is speaking four times a there. So that I suppose when an inebnate more men are slain or 50,000 less men are by the legislature, precipitating a heated debate. "Well, now," drawled the drummer, Critic. wakes up in this lost world he will feel an infinite day to congregations in Duluth. This was done in the interest of the slain seems to make no positive impression "you aren't fool enough to think that thirst clawing on him. Now, down in A pocket book made of rattlesnake gross earnings sybtem and was defeated by on the public men. Suffice it to say at the world, although he may have been very Citizens of Bed Wing are not satisfied I would pay anybody for the use of a vote of 3 6 to 33. The article as adopted poor, he could beg or he could steal 5 cents hide, which is so repulsive to ladies intemperance has slain an innumerable compan my own property, are you?" .and he with the action of the city council provides that all property hhall be taxed with which to get that which would slake his of princes—the children of God's royal chat they won't touch it, is having shook the dust ofthe place from his in forbidding the Salvation army for a little while but in eternity where alike. The provision that railroad beds and family, and at the gate of every neighborhood a, large sale among married men.— is the rum to come from? Dives could not feet.—Bangor Commercial. rolling stock shall be taxed at not less than to hold street meetings. there are two heaps of the slain and get one drop of water. From what chalice Troy Press. $3,000 per mile will be stricken out. The of eternal fires will the hot lips of the drunkard at the door of the household there are two A Mrs. Goodling, living three miles article on militia and the article on impeach War on the English Sparrow. drain his draught? No one to brew it. heaps of the slain and at the door of the Pastor—"Are you a pretty good men and removal from office were adopted south of Aldom, committed suicide No one to mix it. No one to pour it. No In view of the overwhelming evidence legislative hall there are two heaps of the boy, Dick?" Dick—"You bet I am, without amendment. The article providing one to fetch it. Millions of worlds then for by hangiug. She was thirty-five slain and at the door of the university thero against the sparrow, the Agricultural the dregs which the young man just now for future amendment of the constitution when pop's around he gives me years old. No cause is assigned for are two heaps of the slain and at the gate slung on the saw dusted floor of the restaurant. Department recommends was adopted. The article provides that after nickles if I am, and takes nicks out Millions of worlds now for the the act. of this nation there are two heaps of the the repeal of all existing laws which a proposed amendment receives rind thrown out from the punch-bowl off of me with the strap when I ain't," slain. When I look upon the desolation I afford protection to the English sparrow, A MAJOE1TT VOTE an earthly banquet. Dives cried for water. The officers of the Salvation army am almost frantic with the scene, while I of two successive legislative assemblies it the enactment ot laws to legalize The inebriate cries for rum. Oh, the deep, Who is the shortest man mentioned say they will test the recent order of cry out, "Who slew all these?" I can answer exhaustive, exasperating, everlasting thirst shall be submitted to a vote of the people. the killing of the bird at all seasons in the Bible? You say Bildad the of the dmnkard in hell! Why, if a fiend came the Red Wing council forbidding at question half a minute, The ministers Williams of Burleigh mpved to amend so of the year, and the destruction Shuhite. Oh, no, it is Peter Why? up to earth for Bomo infernal work in a grogBhop of Christ who have given no warning, that it would require a two-thirds instead of their open air meetings in the courts, of its nests, eggs, or young the enactment and should go back taking on its wing Because he said on one occasion, a xnaiority vote of the legislature to submit the courts of law that have offered the licensure, and a contest is looked for. just one drop of that for which the inebriate of laws making it a misdemeanor "Silver and gold have I none." the question to a vote of the people, but the the women who give strong drink on in the lost woild longs, what excitement it to give food or shelter to Philip Anton, living two miles convention decided that requiring a majoritv would make there. Pu that one drop from Could any one be shorter than that? New Year's day, the fathers and mothers the bird, and to protect those birds off the fiend's wing on the tip of the tongue vote of two successive legislative assemblies south of Worthington, lost his barn, who have rum on the sideboard, the hundreds of the destroyed inebriate let the liquid After a servant girl had gone to which feed upon the sparrow, and Is a sufficient saf eguavd. A section providing of thousands of Christian men and and machinery by fire. The fire was brightness just touch it, let the drop be very bed her mistress noticed that her the appointment of some officer in that all flowing streams and natural women in the land who are stolid in their small if it only have in it the smack of alcoholic caused dy children playing with each town or village to destroy the waterways shall torever remain the property candle had been left burning, and Indifference on this subject—they slew all drink, let that drop jast touch the lost matches. of the state for urigation, mining or sparrows in the streets, parks and when asked why she didn't put it inebriate in the lost world, and he would these' spring to his feet and cry "Tha is rum! other purposes was adopted by a unanimous other places where the use of firearms Elisha Hill committed suicide at out she replied. "Please ma'am, I I propose in this discorse to tell you what aha! that is rum!" and it would wake up the vote. Parsons of Morton made another and is not permitted. The offering I think are the sorrows and the doom of the do not know how to .turn it off." Kasota by hanging himself in the echoes ofthe damned: "Give me rum' Give this time a successful attempt to incorporate drunkard, so that you to whom I speak may of bounties for the destruction of the me rum' Give me rum'" In the future world an anti-blacklist section the constitution. barn of J. L. Pettis. He has just not come to the torment. To COVER THE PATCHES.—Wibble: I do not believe that it will be the absence of birds is not regarded by the Department The section prohibits the exchange of blacklists Someone says: "You had better let those been released from the St. Peter insane "I wonder why ministers wear longtailed God that will make the drunkard's sorrow as expedient. between railroad or other companies or »subjects alone." Why, my brethren, we I do not believe at it will be the absence of asylum. coats?" Wabble: "If you would be glad to let them alone if they would employers. Johnson of Nelson desired light I do not believe that it will be the absence To the general public the Department were a country minister with a $300 let us alone but when I have in my pocket of strong dring. Oh, "look not upon to compel members of the legu-lature A prominent St. Cloud Manufac. recommends intelligent, persistent now four requests baying, "Pra for my husband, salary and a large family, you the wine when it is red, when it moveth itself and other state officers to turer is developing a scheme to es. and united efforts to exterminate pray for my son, pray for my brother, aright in the cup, for at the last it bitethlike wouldn't ask such a iool question as take an oath that they had not pray for my friend, who is the captive of tablish a wood-working manufactory the pests by the use of firearms, a serpent and it stingeth like an adder received a railroad pass In consideration of that." ^strong drink," I reply, we are ready to let traps, poison, destruction of there will be a capital of $50,000. It But I want in conclusion to say one thing any Fervice they might render the companies, at question alone when it is willing to let personal, for I do not like a sermon at has Farmer's Boy (Illinois).—"Pop! nests,disturbance at roosting places, •os alone but when it stands blocking up the which was voted down. Williams of will employ 100 men. no pei sonalities in it. Perhaps this has way to heaven, and keepingmultitudes away Burleigh then introduced a section providing Pop! The prairie wolves are killing and any other practicable method had that fault already. I want to say to from Christ and heaven, I dare not be silent, A creamery located eleven miles that any member of the legislature who that can be devised. Special attention the stock ag'in. Where's the gun?" those who are victims of strong drink that HesttheLord requiretheir blood at my hands. accepts a pass under any condition shall forfeit northeast of Rochester was completely is called to the fact that the English while I declare that there was a point beyond Old Farmer (sadly),—"My son, it's 1 think the subject has been kept back very his office, which section was adopted. which a man could not stop, I want to destroyed by fire. The fire caught sparrow is an excellent article ag'm' the law to shoot guns in the jmuch by the merriment people make over tell you that while a man can not stop in The section providing that the property of •hose slain by strong drink. 1 used to be of food, equaling many ofthe smaller irom the fire engine. Los.s $1,500 city limits. We're in Chicago now." his own strength the Lord God, by his grace, the wife acquired betore or after marriage '•very merry over these things, having a keen game birds. In fact, the sparrow -Puck. can help him to stop at any time. Years ago no insurance. sense of the ludicrous. There was something cannot be taken for the debts of the husband is commonly sold at restaurants under I was in a room in New York where there very grotesque in the gait of a drunkard. It was adopted. It is believed the article Eighty acres ot timothy in the were many men who had been reclaimed from Omaha teacher—"Will some member the name of "rice birds." is not so now for I saw in one of the streets loaatmg the public institutions will be drunkenness. I heard their testimony and shock on the farm of Charles Greenwood, of Philadelphia a sight at changed the of the class tell how we hear reached at to-night's session, and people are for the first time in my life there flashed out whole subject to me. There was a young near Rochester, was burned. things?' "Bright Sprig—"Somebody a truth I never understood. They said: "We crowding into the galleries early to secure tztta.ii being led home. He was very much intoxicated—he Women Succeed as Physicians. Seventy-five persons were unable to were victims of strong drink. We tried to tells pa something down town, then seats for the contest. was raving with intoxication. it up, but always failed but somehow, From the New York Sun. Two young men were leading him along. The arrest the progress of the flames. pa tells it to ma as a profound seeret, THE EOAED OF EQUALIZATION since we gave our hearts to Christ, he has Jboys hooted in the street, men laughed, has completed its labors. The levy made it. "What chance has a woman doctor then ma tells it at the sewing society taken care of us. I believe at the time Isaac Twitchell, of Anoka, was women sneered: but I happened to be very three mills, and the gi and total of assessed will soon come when the grace of God will to establish a practice in New meeting, and then we all hear it."— near the door where he went in—it was the gored by a bull and killed almost valuation is $164,199,876 90, an increase of show its power here not only to save man's door of his father's house. I saw him go upstairs. Omaha World. York?"was asked of Dr. E.K. Lasell, soul but his body, and reconstruct, purify, $10,000,000 over last year. The classified instantly. Twitch all was a member I heard him shouting, hooting, and assistant house physician in the Hospital elevate, and redeem it. I verily believe that, assessment is as follows: He—"My dear, I believe I shall sell blaspheming. He had lost his hat, and the ofthe G. A. R., about 55 years old, although you feel grappling at the roots o' merriment increased with the mob until he North Dak. South Dak. for Women. a lottff our frontage." She—"Why and leaves a large family/ your tongues an almost omnipotent thirst •came up to the door, and as the door was Land $40,061,175 65 $51,475,558 50 "From what I have observed she if you will this moment givf Charlie! You said when you bought Town lots 9,354,329 50 19.175,949 50 opened his mother came out. When I heard Mrs. Adam Slauble, of St. aul your heart to God he will help Property invested in has as good a chance as a man her cry that took all the comedy away from theplace you would never sell an inch merchandise 2,574,741 00 3,664,472 00 you by his grace to conquer. Try it. I is died from Burns received from the the scene. Sinre that time when I see a man every bit. Some of our graduates Capital invested of that lovely lawn even if we,were your last chance. I have looked off upon tha walking through the street, reeling, the manufactures 153,567 00 632,709 00 explosion of a gasoline stove. She have only been practicing a few years, desolation. Sitting under my ministry there 3tarving." He—"My love, at "that acomedy is all gone and it is a tragedy of Horses 5.223,877 00 7,631,228 00 are people in awful peril from strong drink, neglected herself in saving her baby and have incomes no that run into ^tears and groans and heartbreaks. Never Mules aud asses 444,474 00 319,611 0) time I had tever had any experience and judging from ordinary circumstances the thousands of dollars." Cattle 2,557,953 25 4,734,618 50 a any fun around me about the grotes••queness from injury. running a lawn-mower." there is not one chance in 5,000 a they Sheep 78,759 00 164,175 00 of a drunkard. Alas for his home! will get clear of it. I see men in this congregation Swine 122.454 20 484,117 60 Portions of Kittson county were One of these victims said to a Christian "Hold [this revolver for me a minute, Carriaaea, etc 3,129.451 *0 1,024.415 00 of whom I must make the remark $5,000 IN PRIZES man: "Sir, if I were told that I couldn't get Monevs and ciedits. 1,112,178 75 1,381,539 00 visited by the most severe thunder that if they do not change their course, within won't you?" said one traveling a drink until to-moirow night unless I had Household furnit're 138,820 00 14b,681 00 ten years they will, as to their bodies, lie and hail storm, ever seen in this man to a friend. "I don't know all my fingers cut off I would say: 'Bring Stocks or shares 1,1/29,635 00 1,658,619 00 down in drunkard's graves, and as to their GIVEN AWAY. All other property.. 2,875,220 00 4,S48,747 00 the hatchet and out them off now.' I have section recently. Houses and barns about that," was the reply. "I'm souls, lie down in a drunkards' perdition. I a dear friend in Philadelphia whose nephew know that it is an awful thing to say, but were struck by lightning and wheat Totals $66,857,430 38 $07,342,440 60 timid aboutfirearms." "Biitit isn't .came to him one d.iy, and when he was ex(Swrted can't help saying it. Oh, beware! You have Grand total $164,199.876 90 fields partially destroyed by hail. about his e^ il habit said: "Uncle, I loaded." "I know it isn't. Go ahead not yet been captured. Beware! As ye open The amount raised bv direct tax will be Grand Display of Ancient and Modern -*aa*fc give it up. If there stood a cannon and load it and I'll chance it. I've the door of your wine closet today, may about $500,000. This', of course, is exclusive Anoka has a youthful burglar and a it was loaded, and a glass of wine sat on Fire Service, Brass Bands and that decanter flash out upon you "Beware!" ot taxes trom railroads, express companies heard enough about pistols that the mouth of that cannon and I knew at his name is Willie Webber. He And when yon pour the beverage into the or other corporations. Bicyclists. weren't loaded."—Merchant Traveler. ,you would fire it off nist as I came up and glass, in the foam at the top in white letters cracked a safe in a livery stable and EVENING SESSION. •tookthe glass I would start, for I must have .' let there be spelled out to your whole soul, The agony is over, Bismarck is made the secured $30. but was discovered lit." Oh, it ia a sad thing for a man to wake Minnehaha Driving Park, Minneapolis, "Beware!" When the books of judgment are capital of North Dakota in the constitution rap in this life and feel that he is a captive. open and 10,000,000 drunkards come up to spending his wealth and treatingthe Teacher—"Tommy may tell us Minn., Sept. 11, 12 and 13. and the other public institutions are located says- "I could have got rid of this once, get their doom I want you to as previously published. At to-night's session crowd and made to refund. what shape the world is." Tommy but I can't now. 1 might bavo lived an honorable bear witness that I to-day, in the feai the capitol was crowded. Every seat in life and died a Christian death, but —"It is round.' Teacher—"How do Three Days of Unalloyed Pleasure, of God and in the love for youi John Hendrickson, a farmer from the gallery and lobby was occupied* and interested there is no hope for me now there is no esoape you know it is round?" Tommy—" soul, told you with all affection, and with all citizens from all parts of the new Profit and Instruction. for me. Dead, but not buried. I am a Cokato, Wright county, was waylaid kindness, to beware of that which has already state crowded the corridors and craned their 'Cause you told meyourself." Teacher •walking corpse. I am an apparition ofwhat exerted its influence upon our family, blowing at Campbell by tramp*?. His necks to catch the words of the opposing II once was. I am a caged immortal beating Yes but my telling you the world out some of its lights—a piemontionoi A forces on the floor. Whe the article locating Arrangements have been made for theerection watch and what money he had was against the wires of my cage in this direction is round dosen't make it round. the blackness of darkness forever. Oh, if you the ^public institutions was reached Messrs. of a larg«» four-story building, with and in that direction, heating the cage until taken from him. His skull was could only hear this moment Intemperanc* Purcess of Wahpeton. Bartlett of Griggs and How do I know it's round?"' tower 80 fret high, giving the most ample there is blood on the wires and blood upon with drunkards' bones drumming on the Johnson of Lakota renewed the filibustering opportunity for Pompier and Life-Saving crushed in, from which he cannot Tommy—"I s'pose somebody told my soul, yet not able to get out. Destroyed head ofthe wine-cask the dead march of immortal tactics, but the article was adopted by a Service ever before presented to the public. without remedy"' recover. you." souls, methinks the very glance of a vote of 4 5 to 28. When the vote was announced The building will be set on fire ot the end of I go further and say that the inebriate wine-cup would make you shudder and the the immence concourse of visitors the tournament, which will afford abundant suffers from the loss of his usefulness. Do A 9-year-old son of Joseph Deidrich, color of the liquor would make you think ol shook the capitol with applause. Hats were opportunity for expert fire service that has jrou not recognize the lact at many of Handy. the soul, and the foam on the top ofthe cup thrown in the air, ladies waved their fans never yet been equaled. New and novel of Palmer, Sherburne county, those who are now captives of strong and handkerchiefs and rejoiced over the settlement features will be introduced never before witnessed would remind you ofthe froth on the mani was playing with a button after the The cold of Siberia is so great in drink only a little while ago were foremost of the vexed question. Bismark is at any tournament in the Northwest. ac's lip, and you would go home from this in the churches and in reformatory institutions? winter that many kinds of provisions, jubilant to-mght, and congratulatory telegrams fashion of a buzz saw when the The service and kneel down and pray God that Do you not know that sometimes are already begming t9 pour in from rather than your children should become which are with us either sealed or string broke and the button entered FIRST BRASS BAND TOURNAMENT they knelt in the family circle? Do you not lal over the country. captives of this evil habit you would like to salted, are there kept by simple Iknow that they prayed in public, and some one of his eyes, cutting it completely ever held in the state will be given in connection carry them out some bright spring day to •of them carried around the holy wine on freezing. The appearance of the with tnis enterprise. Hundreds of brass the cemetery and put them away to the lasf out. The physicians say that he .sacramental days? Oh, yes they stood in Didn't Catch His Meaning. markets at that season is described bands will take part in the contest for prizes. sleep, until at the call of the south wind the the very front rank, but they gradually fell will probably lose the other eye also. This eature will lie under the control of Prof. flowers would come up all over the a by Mr. Lansdell: A man was sitting on the third .away. And now what do you suppose is the sweet prophecies ofthe resurrection. God Frank Danz and a corps of the best known feeling of such a man as that, when he thinks has a balm for such a wound but whatflowei expert musicians in tho state. These bands seat in an Allen street car recettjly Frozen chicken, partridges and «f his dishonest vows and the dishonored will be classed in such manner that all will of comfort ever grew on the blasted heath ol 1 Mr. T. G. Henderson, an aged resident other game are often thrown together aacrament—when he thinks of what he might when a short, fat man climbed have equal opportunity to win priz.es a drunkard's se pulcher? '.* of Anoka, committed suicide by have been and what he is now? Do such in heaps, like bricks or firewood. TWELVE GRAND BICYCLE RACES aboard and at once began ianning men laugh and seem very merry? Ah, there drowning. Tying her bonnet to the Butchers' meat defies the knife, and is, down in the depths of their soul, a very will be given by the Amateur Wheelmen's himself with his hat. "Well, this is A subterranean chamber has been some ofthe salesmen place their animals Mississippi bridge fehe deliberately heavyweight. Do not wonder at they Association. Two professional races will be discovered under a house on the a hot day, ain't it?" said he addressing in fantastic positions betore sometimes see strange things and act very given, best two in three, open to the world. threw herseli over into the water, a hillside at Naples. Along the center No hippodrome in this race, and whoever roughly in the household. You would not freezing them. his neighbor. distance of thirty feet. She was 50 blame them at all if you knew what they wins will work. runs a mosaic pavement, and on Frozen fish are piled in stacks, and taufier. Do not tell such as at there is no "Beg pardon!" said the first man. years of age and well-to-do. No A GRAND PARADE each side there is a double row of milk is offered for sale in cakes or future punishment. Do not tell him there is cause is assigned for the act. sepulchers hewn in the rock, the "I say, it's a pretty hot day!" repeated composed of firemen with apparatus, brass no such place as hell. He knowsthere is. He bricks. A stick or string is generally bands, bicyclists, with a large display of the fronts of which are stuccoed and is there now! the short fat man raising his N. P. Clarke's stables at the St. congealed into a corner of the business enterprise of the city, will be given I go on, and say that the inebriate suffers painted and decorated with terra voice. .. mass to facilitate carying, so that a Cloud fair grounds burned. The at the opening of the Tournament through from the loss of physical health. The older cotta and* marble reliefs. Within the principal streets ofthe city, and will, in wayfarer can swing a quart of milk men in the congregation may remember that' stables contained a large number of The other put his hand to his ear the tombs were perfect skeletons, itself be worth goinjr miles to witness. «orae years ago Dr. Sewell went through this at his side, or wrap it in his handkerchief, imported Clydesdale horses, including and answered: "I didn't quite catch ^f~Don't forget the date, September 11 •country and electrified the people by his lectin vases and other objects, the antique at discretion." 12 and 13. Half-fare on all railroads. thirty-nine which arrived recently, es, in which he showed the effects of alcothol lamps being in such good condition that please repeat ifc." 1$ J%k£ on the human stomach. He had seven $1,500.00 IN FIREWORKS -, but they were all gotten out except that-when the new find was inspected The little man's ears grew red" as or eight diagrams by which he showed the '.' What Our Weather Costs Us, one, a Clydesdale mare. Loss, and other attractions will form an evening by a party of German archaeologists •devastation of strong drink upon the physical he shouted: "It's a hot day, I tell $3,000. ff hjtJ&^T^*' entertainment Thursday, Sept. 12, at has system. There were thousands of people the workmenjmade useof themto light The United States pays $900,000 youi" and people in the back seats never yet been exceeded. This part of the at turned back from at ulcerous sketch up the vaults., The well-preserved a year for its weather service, Great Program will be under the direction of the began to titter. & & & Burglars entered the store of John »swearing eternal abstinence from everything inscriptions are chiefly in Greek, with Minneapolis Flambeau Club, the first! and Britain $80,000, Germany $56,000, it at could intoxicate. "I'm a little deaf responded the Benzick at Winona by prying open a only club in the Northwest. some Latin, and prove that the God only knows what the drunkard suffers, Russia 65,000, Austria $10,000, first man "If you will raise your wooden shutter in the back end oj $25 REWARD a in files on every nerve and travels every epoch of these tombs was about Switzerland $6,000, France$60,000. voice." Ife*' sjaus-le and gnaws every bone and burns with the store. They secured a quantity will be given for the arrest and convicra& of 1000 B. C. Other tombs in the And, though no European nation attemps "Confound it, sir!" howled the little ev^ry flame and stings with every poison any person selling intoxicating beverages on second chamber have npt yet been o(yj|welry and clothing. The stolen and pulls at him with every torture. What to do as much as we do, or the grounds during the tournament. No man, perspiring like a sponge. excavated. Similar catacombs have goods are said to he valued at $300 reptiles crawl over his creeping limbs! What gambling devices of any kind will be allowed. takes general observations more "1say it's hot! hot I tell you! hot fiends stay by his midnight pillow! "What heretofore been found in this locality. I is the intention of the managers to make There is no trace of the thieves. Two day! D'you hear that?" than once a day the percentage of $ groans tear his ear! Wha horrors shiver this entertainment thoroughly moral, where young men who were seen prowling j& through his soul! Talk of the rack, talk of The other shook his head, and the verification of predictions is rising everybody can go without danger of meeting the funeral pyre, talk of the crushing about the vicinity of Benzick's store, disagreeable and contaminating influences. little man, casting a look of wrath there, which is hardly the case in this DR. VON DUHRING has reported a .[juggernaut—^"e te^8 them! all at once. For further information and details address and supposed to be follower's of Holland on him, alighted. Then the first man country.» Our weather service, with case in which tuberculosis was tran" Hav you ever heen in the ward of the hospita L. H. HUNTER, Here these inebriates are dying, the looked around on the passengers & Gormley's ckcus, which was its great cost and thorough organization* smitted by the earrings of a girl who .stew-h of their wounds driving back the attendants, and chuckj^d^vgleeifully."—Buffalo ought to be the best in the Secretary," here yesterday, are suspected oi being had died of consumption to another their voices sounding through the '-.ipd^lW'«- "'**3 world.—Detroit Free Press. Room 32, 315 Hennepin Ave. ,**"* ffiri. the thieves. anight? The keeper comes up, and says, 1 Minneapolis, Minn.