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New Ulm weekly review (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892

December 5, 1888 · Page 2 of 8

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§M*"I1MIP1 53 S "fc*^ W S SvvSfTW-i,,'^ £&&. "f»^S^ DIETAND MORALITY. sttchltfr eosaer, get that gossippmg woman, 0 child of God, aronse! We have apotheosized MINNESOTA IN BRIEF if THE FARM. and efce will be glad to do it And sure against only one cow on hay. This Prudence and Caution long enough. enough, Kke a hungry fish, she takes the Prudence is a beautiful grace, but of all the comparison is a startling one, and hookjin her mouth and Satan slackens the family of Christian graces I like her the least, the difference is too great to be overlooked. God Gave the Ancients Food Which line, tptnd lets her run out farther and for she has been mamed so often to Laziness, A turkey buzzard flew against aj Some Points for Farmers. No matter what the cost of farthdjf, until after while he says "It is Sloth and Stupidity We have a million Was Suggestive of Moral Qualities. haulm that line," and with a few "show window in Duluth and destroyed idlers the Lord's vineyard who pnde themselves English cheese mongers it is said hay or ensilage may be, in the first «*«*«, pnHs he bnngs ber to the beach of on their prudence "Be prudent," said $150 worth of plate glass. place, the proportion of eight or hold very limited stocks and prices "hat do you say? That she was a the disciples of Chnst "and stay away nine to one represents sums that cannot "of the church? I cannot help that have an upward tendency. from Jerusalem," but he went "Be prudent," Robert Arola, on trial at Fergus BBOOKLYN, N Y,—Nov 25—Kev De•Witt Satan goes a-flshing, he does not care be reconciled. said Paul's friends, "and look otrb for what Falls, for killing his father, was m-. *vbat eehool the fish belong to% whether it is The home consumption of cheese is Talmage, D, preached, taking for you say to Fehx," but he thundered away Presbyterian mackerel or an'Episcopalian sane. The verdict was expected until the ruler's knees knocked together In said to be much larger this year uistext- "And these are they which ye JWKl balmor* Amidst the thunder crash of Sinai, Keeping Seed Potatoes. the eves of the world the most imprudent than ever known before. shall have in abomination among the fowls, God Band "Thou shalt not bear false witness A prairie fire overtook H. Sneppin men that ever lived were Martin Luther and the seed is kept in barrels in the against thy neighbor And Leviticus, the owl, the vulture, and the bat. These John Oldcastle and Wesley, and Knox My« while he was asleep in a ravine, Manny correspondents report a hfe says "Thou shalt not go up and cellar it may be poured over from one also shall be unclean to you among the opinion is that the most imprudent and reckless '1 do'wn a^s a tale-beaier Take not into your four miles from Hancock,and he was much larger yie'd of wheat on summer barrel to another but after all the thing is to stand still It is well to hear creeping things that creep upon the earth, ear that scum of hell that people call tittletattle so badly burned that he died.^ our commander's voice when he says "Half" fallow than on wheat or corn main point is to keep the temperature Whosoever willingly listens to a slan the chameleon and the snail "—Leviticus, xi but quite as important to hear it when he der is equally guilty with the one who tells it, stubbles o. down to a low figure. There has The grand jury at the last term of 13-30. Following is the discourse full says "Forward!" This gospel ship, made to and an old writer says they ought both to be J?tSr-**W-»i «aP*fea. JT V-.- been some talk in the papers lately plough the seas at 15 knots an hour, is not court in Nobles county recommended The Bible offers every possible variety of hung, oka by the tongue and the other by The recent wet weather in the eastern, making three Sometimes it is most pruden* that 40° was low enough, thati was the ear Do not smile upon such a spaniel, the county commissioners to provide theme, of argument, and of illustration states is said to have been a main to ride your horse slowly and pick out the lest, like a pleased dog, he put his dirty paw not wise to let them get any nearer "We care notm what kind of a pitcher the for the building of anew court-house. way for his feet, and not strike him with the cause of the large falling off in the upon yon Throw back the shutter of your to freezing. I would keep them as spurs, but when a band of Shoshonee Indians •water of life is brought, if it is only the clear, soul, oh* Christian men and women, and see exports of cheesp. JThe Waltham cheese factory at cold as 33° to 34°, providing of are after you full tilt, the most prudent if there be within you a vulture wich filthy pure water God gave the ancients a list of thing for you to do is to plunge in the rowels Austin has finished its first season of talons and cruel beak Let not this unclean If your milk room is too damp course, that the cellar was well "the animals that they might eat, and a list of shou+mg"Go and put your horse to a full run, thing roost in your soul, for my text says manufacture. During the four months enough built so that there could be placs a quantity of lime in it. The animals that they might not eat. These 'lone'" until the Rocky mountains echo "Ye shall hold abomination among the it made 24,000 pounds of prime no danger of it freezing during a cold fowls, the vulture it The foes of God are pursuing us The lime will absorb the surplus moisture people lived a hot climate, and certain world, the flesh and the devil are after us, cheese. ,l night. Just as near freezing as you and soon make the room dry. forms of animal food corrupted their blood and our wisest course is to go ahead at Again, taking the suggestion or the text, can and run no risk would be my and disposed them to scrofulous disorders, swiftest speed. Malcolm McLaren^ ex-sheriff of Horton Gillis, of McHenry county, dnve out the bat from your soul No wonder motto. I have planted hundreds of When the Church of God gets to advancing depraved their appetites and bemeaned their God set this bud among the unclean It Crow Wing county, was bound over HI., is credited with having the largest too fast, it will be timeenough to use caution bushels that had been kept at a temperature souls A man's food, when he has the means is an offense to every one Let it fly into the to the grand jiiryin $200 for an assault No need of putting on the brakes while going creamery in the world, the annual window of a summer night, and all the as low as above mentioned and opportunity of belectmg it, sucgests his uphill Do not let us sit down waiting for on Frank McKmster. hands voung and old, are against it It is product exceeding $200,000. for months and all grew finely. In moral nature The reason the wild Indian is something "to turn up," but go ahead in the halfbnd and half mouse It seems made name of God, and turn it up The great case of a sudden cold snap potatoes Judge Buckham of Faribault sentenced as cruel as the lion is because he has food partly to walk and partly to fly, and does The usefulness of any dairy cow is danger to the church now is not sensation will stand a freezing temperature or neither well, and becomes an emblem of those that gives him the blood of the lion. A missionary George Vosberg to five years but stagnation Oh, that the Lord God in her udder, and toward her udder Christians who try to cling to earth and even lower for a short time. I haveplanted among the Indians says that, by and Louis Hopke to seven years' imprisonment would send a host ofaroused and consecrated its shape and its yield, all the capabilities heaven at the same time. They want men to set the church on fire and to turn the some that were exposed to a changing his Btyle of food to conespond at Stillwater. Yosberg to walk on earth in worldlmese, and yet fly of the cow should be directed. world upside down Let us go to work and temperature of 29° for a short time with theirs, his temperament was entirely toward heaven in spirituality, and their soul, and Hopke were convicted of settmg catch the last snail in our soul With divine between feet and "wings, is constantly perplexed In Michigan one farmer in each one on purpose and they all grew all changed There aie certain forms of food vehemence let us stamp its life out, for my fire to barns in Faribault. Oh my brethren, be one thing or hundred raised only five busnels of right. But when the mercurv gets that have a tendency to affect the moral nature text declares These also shall be unclean the other! Choose the oild, if you prefer it, Isaac Barstow, a prominent farmer to you among the creeping things that creep Many a Chnstam is trying to do by wheat this year per acre, while two below 33° during a very cold spell and see how many dollars you can win, and upon the earth the chameleon and the snail of Grow, four miles north of Anoka, how much applause you can gam, and how prayer that which can not be done except in each one hundred raised over one had better be on the safe side am" I have thus tried to prejudice these Christian laige a business you can establish, and how was burned out of house and through corrected diet For instance, he warm up the cellar a degree or so. Af men and women against gloominess, and thirty bushels per acre. grand ahou«e jou can build, and how fast kf slander, and half and-half experiences, and who uses swine's flesh for constant diet will home. He, with three small children, little oil stove does this nicely in asp a span of horses you can drive You may changeableness, and sloth Our opportunities It is better to have a cow that be diseased in body and polluted of soul—all be prospered until you can fail for $500,000, short time and just enough and no§|^ were sleeping in the house and foi getting better a^ebemgiapidlvswallowed instead of having the disgrace of failing knows how to attend to one branch his lituigies and catechisms notwithstanding more if one is watching—T B.Terry,Jv up the remorseless past This golden had a narrow escape from a horrible only $10,000 as some unenterprising people of her business thoroughlv than The Gadarme swine were possessed of the Sabbath is about to drop out of the calendar in Country Gentleman do It is quite a reward to be able death. This moment may we drive out all the un devil, and ran down a steep place into the to have one ambitious to excel in for 10 or 20 ypars to be called one of the clean things from our soul*—the vulture, and solid men of Brooklyn or Boston, and Messrs Eice & Peck of Fort Benton, sea, and all the swine ever since seem to have everything. the bat, and the owl and the chameleon, and Stock Feeding. then to make youi fortune last aR long as been similaily possessed In Leviticus, God Mont., have brought 5,000 sheep to the snail, and in place theieof bnng in the possible, we will give you a splendid funeral, In consequence ofthe generally bad "Bulletin No. 4," of the Minnesota, struck this meat off the table of His people, Lamb of God, and the Dove of the Spirit' Fergus Falls, which they are feeding and ou will have 23 carnages foilowmg crops and bad weather in England, The case is urgent Arouse' before it be eter Station, gives an account of some and placed befoi them a bill of fare at once you, with somebody in the most of them, from the screenings which they buy nally too late! "Whatsoever thy hand and your coffin shall have silver handles on the farming population are turning short feeding testa, which can only healthful, nutntious and generous findeth to do do it'" from the mills The poor wheat tins the sides, and we will mourn for you in more attention to fruit growing be considered as preliminary to But, higher than this physical reason, splendid pocket handkerchiefs bound with year yields a large amount and Urn than formerly, and also to poultry further work under more satisfactory there was a spiritual reason why God chose crape, and with bombazine 20 full yards The Modern Hercules. makes cheap food. certain forms of food for the ancients God long, ti ailing half acrose the parlor, so that and vegetable growing. conditions. These experiments indicate gave a peculiar diet to his people, not only because all the company may stand upon it, and we Philadelphia Record Prof. J. H. Capper Hutchinson, of that even the most watery he wantedthemtobedistmguished from will wnte our lettprs for the next six months A Southwestern journal suggest Philadelphia can boast of modern form of ensilage, i. e., ensilage from the surioundmg nations, but because certain on paper edged with black But my friends, the Stillwater high school, who that in view of the returns from some birds and animals by reason of their habits, your worldly fortunes will not last, I will buy Hercules in the person of George Soptman, coarse Southern corn which cut thir drowned a few days ago in Lake St have always been suggestrve of moral quah of the open-range cattle shipped each out now all that you will De woith in worldly a giant in muscle and stature. ty-five tons to the acre, can be compared Croix, was engaged to Miss Mary L. ties. By the list of things from which they estate 75 years ft oni now I have the money year that the scrub had better be left were to abstain God wished to piejudicetheir with fine timothy hay nearly in my pocket with which to do it Here it He stands six feet four and a-half in Blanchard, assistant in the Hastings to die on the range rather than to mmds against certain evils, and the list of is' Two cents' It is a large sum to offer the proportion oi 2% to 1 for milch his stockings, measures fifty inches high school, and the two were to lawful things given, he wished to suggest certain for all you will possess at the close of 75 freight him 900 miles to market and cows. The cows relish ensilage with forms of good When God solemly for have been wedded early in the coming years Choose the world if you want to, but around his chest and weighs 273 then sell him at $1.40 per 100 lbs. bade his people to eat the OAI, the \ulture, if not, then choose heaven That estate lies grain better than moistened hay year. pounds, scarcely an ounce of which is the bat, the chameleon, and the snail He paitly on this side of the river but m,ostly with grain. This is not proof Small potatoes, pumpkins, sugar meant to duve out of His people all the sms superfluous flesh. His proportions on the other It is ever accumulating The John Joerger, Jr., who was sent that ensilage is more digestable. but that were thus emblemized prospect of it makes one independent of beet5* and mangels ana turnips boiled are admirable, and he has amazed from Red Wing to the state penitentiary earthly misfortunes, so that Rogers, the it is evidence that it is more palatable up in a large boiler, and after they I take the suggestion of the text and say many an athletic expert by his displays maityr, slept so soundly the night before last spring, being convicted of and, palatability and digestibility that one of the first unclean things the Christian are thoroughly cooked, they are his burning they violently shook him older of strength. needs to dnve out of his soul is the owl obtaining money under false pretenses, are somewhat intimately connected. to get him aw ake time foi the execution, mixed with several bushels of a mixture The owl is the melancholy bird of night It Soptman recently paid a visit to a and Paul exults at the thought of the has been pardoned by the governor Timothy hay seemed to favor hatches out whole broods ofsuperstitions It of equal parts ground oats, gymnasium on Arch street and gave joy unspeakable and full of glory" is dolelul and ludeous When itsings, it sings and released. At the time of his the production of fat in cows, while corn and mill feed. This is very good Oh choose earth or hoaven' Make up an exhibition of what he could do through its nose It loves the gloom of conviction many considered the sentence ensilage favore the production of your mind whether you will walk earthly food, and fattens rapidly. right better than the brightness of day Who The pupils eyed him curiously when loys, or fly with heavenly expectations he received as too severe. milk. With a warm stable the warming has not slept the cabin near the woods, he picked up the 150 pound dumbbell Be not a bat, ,flt neithei to walk nor A New York firm has sent out a and been awakened the mghfe by the dis of drinking water did more harm and twirled it between his fingers fly, hav mg just enough of heaven to spoil The hardware store of M. Peters mal "too hoo" of the owl9 Melancholy is the circular jbo cheese makers, complaining than good, but as the water given to the woild and so much of the world as to as a dude might do with a bamboo owl that is peiched many a Christian soul at Mant on ille was entered by burglars of the great amount of poor spoil heaven Christ says that your present one lot stood °70 and to the other It is an unclean bud, and needs to be dmen cane who took about $150 worth of condition nauseates him to positive sickness away A man whose sms aie pnidoned, and cheese that is being forced upon the °32 the tests are of less value than "When he stretched out his arm and "Because thou ait neither cold nor hot I goods. This is the third time this who is on the road to heaven, h.is no right market, owing to the efforts of the they would have been had the water will spew thee out oi my mouth'" In the nuns asked all who could possibly do so to to be gloomy He says "I have so many store has been burglarized within ot Pompen there was found a petrified factories to make the greatest weight of the first lot been a little cooler and doubts That is because "you are lazy lump on his back, arms, shoulders and woman, who instead of trying to fly from the two years The blacksmith shop of Go actively to woik Christ's cause, and of cheese to the hundred pounds of of the second lot a little warmer As take a ride, eight sturdy and strong desti oved city, had'spent her time in gathering your doubts will anish You say "I have F. A. Brondson was broken open and milk, resulting "a loose, moist, we observed at the outset, short up her jewels She saved neither her life men complied with the request, holding lost my property,' but I reply You have noi her jewels Ttier" are multitudes making a small steel crowbar taken which ill-keeping cheese that goes off flavor feeding tests, hastily arranged, can on to his ears, hair and collarbutton, infinite treasures laid up in heaven You the same mistake In trying to get earth say I am weak and sickly and going to die was found in the hardware store. they bore their weight upon and rots." prove little. These, however, are and heaven they lose both "Ye cannot Then be (ongiatulated that you aie so near him. He carried them without much serve God and mammon Be one thing or interesting as indicating lines of experimentations eternal health and peipetual gladness At the last council meeting of Mankato The dealers in this part of the the other Tread the eaith like the lion, or difficulty, and the gymnasts who saw which ought to bring Catch a few morning laiks for your soul, and a committee was appointed to mount the an like the eagle, for my text world do not know what good cheese stone this owl off your piemises the performance were almost inclined results of practical value to every says "Ye shall have in abomination among prepare revisions of certain portions is, it is so long since they have had As a little girl was eating, the sun dashed to think contemptuously oftheir own the fowls, the bat farmer*. upon hei spoon, and she cried out "0, of the charter for submission to the any, says the Orange County Farmer. comparatively puny physiques Again taking the suggestion of the text, mamma, I have swallowed a spoonful of sunshine'" legislature The contract system of In our family we use about ten drive out the chameleon from your soul Not satisfied with this, the young Would God that we might all in making city improvements will be An Egg Story. Theie is some difference among good men as dulgemthe samp beverage' Cheerfulness— pounds per annum of the best we can giant went to the strength-testing to the name of this creeping thing which God it makes the homhest face handsome, it changed to the day labor system A get. If fine goods were to be had we scales and pulled up the 2,000-pound About a month ago a young man pronounced unclean, but I shall take the makes the hardest mattiess soft it runs the board of public works will be established, weight with ease. He then wrapped would probably use seventy-five opinion which seems best suited to my purpose inMeadville, P., thought he would loom that weaves buttercups, and rainbows, The chameleon is a reptile, chiefly and auroras God made the grass, jblack two straps around hia shoulder and and probably two new wards, pounds instead of ten and we imagine like to be a locomotive firemen. He known by its changeableness of color, taking No, that would be too sombre God made back, and, fastening the ends to| the Fifth and Sixth, will be asked for. this is true of others. made his application to the New the color of the thing next to it, sometimes the grass red? No, that would betoo gaudy 3,300 pounds of iron, he calmly brown sometimes red, and sometimes gray, God made the grass green, that by this parable York, Pennsylvania & Ohio road, Robert Arola, the young Finlander If paint be put on as a preservative but always the color of its sui roundings, a raised the weight and took a prome-, all the world might be led to a subdued and was sent out to learn the ropes, type of that class of Christians who are now cheerfulness Read your Bible in the sunshine who killed his father, near Fergus rather than for mere ornamentation, nade around the hall with his load.' one thing in religious faith, and now another, Thinking he might get hungry before Remember that vour physical health Falls will be taken to St. Peter at once. the roof should not be unpainted. just to suit circumstances, always taking is closely allied to our spuitual Ihe heart his return, he put a dozen raw eggs Hypochondriacs. It may not be seen, but then (olor of religions belief from the man When Arola left Finland he was to and the liver are onlv a few inches apart, and in a tin pail, which he placed in the they are talking to They go to one place, what after ts one affects the other A historian the action of rain failing upon a roof marry a girl whom he was going to A physician relates in the St Louis and are hrstiate Unitanans "Jesus was a recoids that by the sound of gieat laughter tank-box. The trip was such an is much more injurious to shingles seneffor after he reached America. good man, but nothing more They go to Globe-Democrat that many able members Rome, Hannibal's assaulting ai my was eventful and busy one that the eggs Pimceton and they are Tnnitarians, unpainted than it can be on the sides frightened away retreat And thei is He sent her money to come, and after of the medical profession become were forgotten, and as it was the last almost willing to die for the the great outburstmg joy of a Christian soul and clapboards of a building. The 'cranks'' concerning their own health. that he did not appear like the same divinity of Jesus Among the Universahsts that which can dnve back any infernal be run of the would-be fireman, who became falling drops cause the fibres of the they refuse the idea of future siegement Rats love dark closets and Satan "They exaggerate the slightest symptoms man. It is believed now that Arola disgusted with the life he had f$ punishment and going among those of opposite loves to bun ow in a gloomy soul "Re wood to break, making a fuzzy surface, into dangerous cases. Most was hopelessly insane. wanted to lead, the pail and its on- s$&A joice in the Lord, O je righteous' and again belief, announce that there is a hell which holds water and induces physicians are not competent to treat I say iejoice'" with a gusto that makes you think you are tents were left in the tank-box. A As the train on the Omaha line was decay. Paint entirely prevents this glad of it Dnve out that unclean chameleon confirmed hypochondriacs. Medical Hoist the window of your soul in this the week later, when the engineer went from our soul Do not be ever changing at the union depot at Kasota one 12 o'clock of your spiritual night Put the so long as it lasts. It is cheaper to students begin early to imagine themselves the color of vour faith My friends, hbeial to the box for some tools, he dis- 't gun to youi shoulder, and aim at the black night, a demented man took possession keep the roof covered with some inexpensive Christianity falsely so callei, believes in afflicted with the various dis. jungle from which the hooting comes, voull covered a new dinner-pail, which he »"*, of the telegraph office, and ran nothing God is anything you want to paint than to have the the tnggei, and drop that croaking, loath eases which they are studying. I remember appropriated. Taking his find to *M make him The Bible is to be believed in so things to suit himself. A brakeman some hideous owl ol religious melancholy labor an© expense of renewing shingles when at college I nad a roommate fai as you like it Heaven a grand mixing into the blushes the engine he removed the cover, and wf$% leaped upon his back, and he was every few years up of Nei os and Pauls The man who dies who became thoroughly hypoed Again taking the suggestion of the text, behold' there lay nine lovely young t**WF overcome after a hard stmggle. His bv suicide in his right mind in 1888, beating dnve out the vulture from your soul God after entering the course. One day into gloiy by 10 jeaib the Christian man who chickens, only three of the eggs name is Hill, and he was on his way would not allow the Jews to eat it It lives Warming Water for Cows. he caught a cold, and that night informed dies a Christian death 1898, the suicide on carcasses, it fattens among the dead itli failing to hatch in their paten tless to his home from the Rochester insane proving himself wiser than the Christian Oh, me he believed he was going It is about time to begin making leaden wing it circles about battle fields x, incubator In proof of the story he my friends, let us try to believe something asylum. Wilson, the Amencan ornithologist, counted to die. as he was certain he was afflicted preparations for warming water for An infidel was called to the bedside of his exhibits the fowls his hennery. 237 voltuics around one carcass If crossing daughtei The daughtei said, "Father, with a new malignant fever Jim Hall, who has been running a the cows to drink in late fall and JH the desert when there is no Mgn of a wing mother0 which shall I believe, you or Mother the air, a camel perish out of the caravan, which he had been studing that day. barber shop at Caledonia for a year, during winter Prof. E. W. Stewart, took the religion of Cbiist, and died in its immediatelj the air begins to darken with the noted experimenter in cattle feeding, Smuggling Precious Stones. I went immediately for one of the was arrested by Detective Byrne of embrace You say that religion is vultures There are many piolessed Christians a humbug Now I am going to etc tells the Country Gentleman professors, and he not being in I had La Crosse on a warrant charging who have a vulture in then BOUIS One of the favorite places wherein to die, and I am very much perplexed, They pray upon the character and feelings that water should be warmed to a ¥A another one come. The second understood him with bigamy. Hall waived extradition •\«. shall I believe you, or take the belief hide precious stones are in the small of others A doubtful reputation is a banquet summer temperature of from sixty ofmymothei?" The father said, "Choose the case at once, and gave papers, and was taken to for them Some rival trade or profession telescopes used in connection with the for ourself She said, No, I am too weak td seventy degrees. Experiments falls, and the vulture puts out its my friend some simple remedy, and La Crosse for trial. The complainant master's sextant. The glasses are to choose for myself, I want you to choose head 1 hese people revel in the details of a show that such warming produces a later, the first came, and he, wishing is his first wife. Sarah Carrigan, for me Well,' said the father after unscrewed, stones packed securely in man's ruin They say "I told \ou so." gam of from five to eight per cent, in much hesitation and embarassment, Mary, to give the young man a lesson, had whom he married last June, but who They rush into some store and say, 'Have the cylinders and everything replaced. I think you had better take the religion of in the^ield of milk, but of course the you heard the news' Just as I expected' me administer a liberal dose of ipecac. has not lived with him. Two weeks your mother The time will come when we But few customs officials would venture Our neighbor has gone all to pieces' Good first thing to secure is a warm and shall have to believe in something We cannot This made him very sick, but cured ago he married Effie Carlisle of for him'" to trouble a valuable instrument. affoid to be on the lence in religion well-ventilated stable. It would be a' him of the malignant feavpr.'' Brownsville. That professedly Christian woman, hav nig Truth and error are set opposite to each Another method is to have a malacca waste to warm water in a cold stable. heard of the wrong doing of some sistei in other The one is infinitelj right, and the An unknown man was found by stick bored out, through the ,, the chuich, instead of hiding the sin with the Fix the stable and then make arrangements other infinitely wrong In the judgment mantle of charity, peddles it along the wonderfully skilled hands of a Chinese w^L" The Printing Press. the police back of the opera house at dav. wo must give an account of what we believed to warm water easily and streets She takes the afternoon to make as well as for what we acted The difference mechanic. The space is filled in wrth Brainerd with a gash from ear to ear, properly. her long neglected calls She tells the story One of the miracles of the present between believing truth and believing precious stones packed in cotton, the but not deep enough to be dangerous. 20 times before sundown and every time error is the difference between paradise and age is the holding of a popular election. joint replaced and detection is almost f^M tells it larger She iushesinto the parlors to In his hand was a razor, with which he perdition 1 beg you, in the light of the Can Hay Compete With Eiurilage! Think of the vastness of the tell it, and into thenuisery to tell it, and into impossible. I will show you a boot ?"~f Bible, and on vour knees before God, to form had attempted to take his life The At a recent meeting of the Mississippi undertaking that the American people the kitchen to tell it She sa\s "Would your religious opinion and then stick to it heel made of iron, to which is attached h*fi$i man was unconscious from the loss it7 you have thought Well, I always said though business companions bcoff, and wits Valley Dairy and Creamery As5sociation, successfully accomplished in one an iron clamp The leather heel m%^M thei wis something wrong about her Why,I caricature, and the air crackles with the of blood and the effects of whiskey. the following was a portion short November day In upward of removed, then the iron one, filled %$"|3 should not speak to her if I saw hei the fires of martyidom Surely truths behalf A railroad ticket from Tacoroa to of a discussion beteewn Prof. Sanborn street Is it not horrible'' But better not 40,000 polling-places the voters of which Christ died, and angels of God with diamonds, is secured to the Sljfli Chicago via Ashland was in his pocketbook. say anything about it, because there may be trooped forth, and the whole universe is and Mr. Sawyer, which is well worthy assembled and recorded their wish respecting clamp. It is an old trick, but ightft^ some mistake I do not want my name mvolved marshaled, are worth living foi and worth His name is supposed to be a multitude of officers to be of notice. Mr. Sawyer—"How long have passed muster, except that thes*' in the matter. I guess I will just go dvingfor Amidst the most unclean things George Seibert. over and ask them at No 263 whether they will a ton of hay last a cow?" Mr. smuggler's courage tailed andhisner-' is this ever changing chameleon of religious chosen. All these millions of voters have heard it Guess it must be so, for theoiv Away with the reptile' God abhors vousness betrayed him. The government were cast with scarcely an error. Sanborn—"Usually a eow will eat It is surmised at St. Cloud that Mary Ann says that her husband saw a man it with an all consuming abhonence was richer by $9,000 duties in^fe They were then counted, and the result from twenty-seven to thirty pounds who heard fiom his business partner that the letter reporting the suicide of gold com.—New York Star, ""A his blind old ginndmother had seen something announced throughout this of hay. A ton would*last 66^ days John Pflum, the murderer of the Once more take the suggestion of the text, that looked very biispn ious'" and drive out the snail from vour soul, God broad land before we slept Such a then Mr. Sawyer—*'A little over Tl. —n 1 widow Kometisch at Freeport, and The nio-it loathsome, miserable, God has declared it unclean It lb aa annual to thmg would have been impossible a two months. SQ your acre will give Poet's wife—Now, children, run forsaken wietch on earth is a gossip I the finding of his body by Anderson be found everywhere between the coldest can tell her on the street, though I have hal t-century ago. Republican government your cow feed for, say, 2% months. North and the hottest South There are, of Eagle Lake Todd county, is a around and play. Make all the noise never seen ber before She walks fast, and 1,"500 species of the snail Thev have is possible only in a republican With ensilage, one acre will furnish you can, because your father is writing fraud. It is suspected now that it has her bounet strings loose, foi tibe has not no backbone, and they are so slow that age. Without the printing press to eighteen tons. So there is teed for had time to tie them since she heard that a new poem in the next room Eld. was written by Pflum himself It then movement is almost imperceptible You last scandal She looks both ways as she make our ballots for us, the merely see a snail in one place to dav p.o to moriow one cow eighteen months, against 2% est child—Shall we holler with all our was written at Dagget's Brook,mailed passes, hoping to see new evident es of de- and you will find it hah advanced only a few mechanical feature of an election months. I do not state this on some might? "Yes,dear. If you make enough at Brainerd, and Anderson gave §ravityhas the windows I think that when inches It betfomes an emblem of thatlaige would be an insurmountable obstacle, one's else theory, I know it to be a atan a job so infinitely mean that in .ill racket he won't be able to. get a clear class of Chiistian people who go to work his address as Eagle Lake. No one the pit he cannot find a devil mean enough to say nothing oi the vast work of with a slowness and sluggishness that is fact." Thus, according to these idea of any sort in his head, and his by that name is found there, and as to do it and all bribes and thieats have onderfnl They are stopped by ev ei little molding the will of people by weeks gentlemen, whose statements were Pflum started in that direction it is poem will be incomprehensible. failed to get one ready foi the infernal obstacle, be ause like the snail they have 1 of agitation.—-Syracuse Chirstian crusade he says to one of his sergeants no backbone Others mount up on eagle's made in the presence ofhundreds, one That's the kind at sells nowadays, probable that he visited those localities MGo up to Brooklyn, and such astieet, on wings, but thej goat aJsnaiTq pae#. Advocate. acre of ensilage will support nine cows, and we need money to pay the rent," and used an assumed name*.