cismg the Minister. The secret of his power lies ip the mOESGlTIXG PniLOSOPHl. Ijusfcsatdowahereon the steps to» "eTR^nmTY 8%r* Fr. Aufderheide very fact that he speaks to us from O I a rest. I 'sposj I must, nay^ fallen I —**&*£$ the level of our common humanity. BY CKAKLOTTB W. THXJESTOK. asleep." Being human, he will necessarily have "Hiss! hiss!" said th* Goose, "They've taken" may be wise to state at the very C.E. CBADBOttlHr* C.B.BOSI, "What is your name?" the man repeated. us three imperfections. But do not let us President* Cashkt* Manufacturer of tset that this article does not To fatten for Christmas—such songsters as look at him through a microscope, Co? Minn and Centra Sirsf we! "John sir, the boy said. fiean anybody," is not aimed at by exaggerating each little roughness I'll be tough as a goose! It's a sin and a The man staggered back as though Fire, Well Building a Steepi©- one parish, but is rather the into a mountain. Let us stand far shame' he had been struck. Then, still holding Be wise, Mister Turkey, and you'll do the NEWULM, MINN. enough oft for the proper perspective, ,4t of many years observation of Brick, the boy by the shoulder, he hurried same. take the large view, and ways of parishes with their minors,—ways 1** Hiss'" said the r*H^ *1& away to a cab stand. Putting Gsi lectionsand nil bnptaeas perfanuag to b*nkin| get the "all-together" of him. iS "I call it abuse'" .*•*•*• promptly attended to. the surprised lad into a hack standing by no means peculiar JTine Pressed Bric for If, on the whole, seen thus, we find "Quack'" said the Duck, Individual Rssponsibitiy, there, a few quick questions I eall it good luck' fa-a one denomination. him to be earnest, sincere faithful to ornamental fronts gained from him an address down Just think of the dan ties they give us to eat— W is first settled, the best he knows, doing his duty as Such apple-cores, squash-seeds, and gristles the cheap quarter of the city in the fW® $500,0001 u&.* in God's sight, do not let us block of meat' in was "heavenly,"—too river bed, and then the man jumped Have the heat ol shipping facilities B?KI Let's be off for a lunch, see how fast I can his way with our petty criticisms. •avenly to last. Wherever two or into the vehicle and it was driven off agie ill will pay prompt attention to mail order* hobble," j%s Let us accept him "for better, for But the Turkey only answered with al» through the night In a very few ireeofthe parish meet together, worse," just as he is. If there be Gobble'.""4 "Gobble' Gobble! minutes the capitalist stood beside a NEW ULM, MINNESOTA!?^ imitations are exchanged on their some points we wish were different, low bed in a room bare o* all furniture, Manufacturers of "Hiss'Hiss'" said the Goose, "'Tis a sad want :od fortune, and the new minister's let us remember it is often wiser to ol luck' save the most necessary articles, "bear those ills we have" than "fly -aises are loudly chanted. You don't know a thing you're a goose of a and upon the bed the sraunt to others that we know not of." Duck' The new minister introduces some frame of a sick man was lying. Then A regular quack,—you haven't any brains, j*BY THE Instead of standing coldly off and knelt down, hoiding his brother You don't know enough to go in when it novations to the service, the parish Gradnal Seduetioa Ealkr criticising him, take hold and help MANTFACTITRER OF & DEALER IK rams John close in his arms, and thus ork, etc, whose novelty pleases him. "Quack'" said the Duck, Boots and Slxo3s! kneeling heard the story of his wife's "'Tis a world of good luck'" nd everyone seconds all his ideas VSystaa. Beware always of the first beginnings death the loss of the old homestead, *'Hiss'" said the Goose, ith enthusiasm. of criticisms. Don't begin it "'Tis a world of abuse'" and the vain effort to regain manly yourself, and, if some one else does "Quack'Quack'" said the Duck, "What a NEW ULM, MINN. Minn. &3dN.strs., ^NewTJlm^Miiuu-^ vigor by a visit to the southland. Le,|y?ot the minister, however derive goose you aie stifle your natural human impulse The story, brief in telling, covered himself by dreaming that this "Hiss'" shrilled the Goose, till jou heard her to hear and to tell some new things, long years of suffering and sadness— A large assortment of men's and a'ar, leal state of things will last. His stamp it out then and there, as you "Hiss' Mister Turkey, the world is full of boys' boots and shoes, and ladies' an4 years which vowed inwardly would a little fire on the edge of a trouble." rial hour has not yet come. But it children's shoes constantly kept should be compensated for There But the Puikey onl answered with a sun-dried prairie. hand. Custom work and repairing ill Generally, in the second or was kept a glad Thanksgiving in the "Gobble' Gobble' Gobble!" If a minister really has faults that promptly attended to. .h ?*, comfortable mansion on South Inrcl year of his pastorate, the reacon it seems to you may seriously im Olive street sets in. The novelty has A RICH JffAN'S FIND. pair his usefulness, then it is for you John Hauenstein, eaSo-CMOSta— \orn off, and his people, having beome to have the courage of your convictions, Fleating Witticisms. Obtained, and nil 1'AILhT HC^JMMi attended and tell of them between him An Incident of Thaiiksgirins Eye at Los 4ngeles accustomed to his special gifts to for MODFTUrr tEES Our office and you alone. Tell him and no one Major Stofah—Can you sell me a opposite the 8 Patent Office and we can obtain Yes, Mr. is very wealthy. tnd graces, accept them as a matter I'ateMt* MJ less tune lli.ni thus* remote from else. It may be giving him "the blue necktie to match my eyes? WA^Ul^aiON. S nd iiODEL. DKAWiyo or One of the wealthiest citizens of Los )f course. The wave of enthusi|smAas faithful wound of a friend," but better J'liOlQ of invention Vie advise a* to patentability Clerk (politely)—Very sorry, sir we and Angeles, in fact, says The Tribune, free of charge and vc make bO ClLiA&i! subsided and a waveofcrit- this than the secret stab in the are just out of blues, but I can sell UXUJi* PATRXT Ii *.A RkU back, the whispering all about the and although he is a bachelor, that 1 isiri sets in, swelling as it rolls. you a beautiful red one to match Por'cirrnlnr. advice, term* and references to nctiinl clients i» \ouro\rn State County, City 01 parish in confidence. has a very pleasant home on wmmwmwmm your nose.—Washington Post. The time is always to be dreaded lown, write to How often, when South Olive street in which he resides. hen, at the sewing society, Mrs. Miss Keane (to handsome young "Hosannas languish on our tongues, Opposite Patent QJfice, Was lung ton, It (I Our brewery is fully equipped and able to fir He was wealthy long before the physician)—0, doctor, how do you 1 ro^vn first ventures to remark that And our devotion dies," ill orders Bingham Bros. southern California land boom began, when we seem wholly given over to do? You look killing this evening. Mr. Grebe has charge of the bottling estah*iishment. [rs. Robinson told her that Mrs. the world and the flesh (if not the Young physician (quietly)—Thank and no man can compute his ol Smith said she thinks Mr. Blank's third member of that noted copartnership), Hew Ulm, Minn. you, but I'm not I'm off duty, don't thousands since that boom has so 3 irmons are too long and dry, or a word from the minister you know.—Drake's Magazine. greatly increased the value of his DEALERS IN fc'iat his gestures are so awkward, or has awakened the higher nature, real estate. He is an old man now, The papers say that "wine is disappearing that was not dead, only sleeping, and hat not. It seems a little thing from the. table." Mrs. lent our lives again the delight and living solitary and alone in the great it it is the beginning of the end, Haische, who keeps a boarding-house, inspiration of the consecrated aim, house with his servants, and he is says she has noticed the same peculiarity the upward look! Can we not remember Dealer ia far from a happy man. Of late years in bread, butter, beef, potatoes, LATH, SHINGLES, DOOES, lttle rift -within the lute, single sermons, possibly a he has felt the weight of years rest I That by and by will make the music mute and other eatables.—Norristown single sentence of a sermon, from SASH AND BLINlk I Mrs. Brown's remark invariably ing upon him, and his daily associates Herald. which we date a new life impulse? Jails forth corroborative testimony When the waves and the billows have felt that he has grown decidedly CANNED, DRIED & GREEJT Lime, Cement and CoaL Consider the chicken, my son from other ladies, who do not wish unbearable of sorrow have unbearable despite his thousands I S study their ways and be wise, to appear deficient in critical acumen. gone over us, and we lie prone —even though money can cover a Whenever they take to drinking Each adds her little drop of depreciation and hopeless, often it is the Ploiir BXidL FeedU Lowest prIces always. their bills to help make the "mighty multitude of sins. "Old is so go up, and, by keeping Christain consolations broughtus by their bills -ocean" which will, perhaps eventually down, they find enough the minister that fir st give us strength cross that he must be growing to STOMK,WOODBK AND WILLOW^.*„ to eat. sweep the minister from the to take up the burden of living again. Opposite Railroad Depot, hate himself, one of these associates, TfABB. pulpit. The wife goes home, and He christens our little ones, speaM NEWULM, a wide-awake business man, remarked There is an article going the rounds HIND MiNar/ entertains her husband with the the word that makes our child not 2*EW ULM, recently, and the old man himself felt of the press entitled "Boy Inventors." eo^nients of the sewing circle or the ours any more, but another's stands SCOTT'S something of the spirit ascribed to We don't know who they are, gossip she had picked up a round with us by the open grave of our him as he sat musingly before his but we wish thepwould invent a boy of calls. And the next day, in store dead. His ready sympathy is always warm coal fire in his cozy library one who wouldn't whistle and yell on the or bank or wherever male gossips ours in our dearest joys, our heaviest night. Without the night was dark street at night.—Texas Sittings. -most congregate, the husband says: sorrows. Probably, we shall never EMULSION and threatening, and within the old realize what we owe to his influence Wealthy but Economical Father— "People don't seem to like Mr. man sat, bowed down by his years until we reach that other world, "Bo you know, my son, what strict Mannfactarar of and Dealer ia- Blank as well as they did at first. and by the atmospheric influence, where the minister, too, will first My wife says," etc. economy would do for you?" Eobert—"I CIGARS, buried in thought. Far back his know all the good he has done. A Then each of the male gossips know what it has done for musings carried him, though there peculiar tenderness and consideration plucks a leather or two from the me, father, and I respect you for it." OF PURE GOD LIVER OIL TOBACCOS, was more of the bitter in them than would seem naturally to mark relations plumage of the minister's once admmired -Life, at once so intimate and so of the sweet, and all of the wealth virtues, until he is, so far as MS HYPOPHOSPHITES The girl who takes her engagement PIPES solemn at all events, a great breadth and wearisome luxury of the latter character goes, literally picked to Almost as Palatable as Milk. ring to the jewelers to find out how of the charity that "suffereth long and years was forgotten. He saw himself pieces. is kind," that "thinketh no evil," much it costs, will never make a satisfactory So disguised that it an be taken, Cor. Minnesota and Centre a boy again, back the green People now go to church in a critical digested, a assimilated by the most that "beareth all things, believeth all wife, especially if the young hills of New Hampshire, and his streets. mood instead of an admiring sensitive stomach, Tvhen the plain oil things, hopeth all things, endureth man finds it out.—Somerville journal. cannot be tolerated and by the com one, which makes a deal of differences brother John stood beside him at KEWVLH, 'MINN. in a on of the oil it the hypophoa all things."—From the Christian h(j^ a sermon sounds to one. It is the bars leading into the older pasture phites is more efficacious. Register. so much easier to criticize a sermon Eemarkable as a flesh producer* lot Suddenly it occurred to him Photographer—"You say you want than to write one' More often, howQ\ Persons gain rapidly while taking ttv that it was the eve of Thanksgiving, card photographs sir?" Patron— Frequent Fussing in China. er, it is not the minister's sermons but his thoughts still raniipon the otd "Yes, one dozen cards Photographer—"I SCOTT'SEMULSION is acknowledged by From the North China Herald Dealer in which give dissatisfaction. I have home place and he and John were Physicians to be the Finest and Best preparation am sorrv to disappoint you, DR/ST seen—every one has—able men of excellent Among a population of such unexampled O O S in the world for the relief and cure of gathering nuts amid the falling sir, but it would be impossible—impossible. character criticised out of density as in China, where leaves, and the hush of Indian summer CONSUMPTION. SCROFULA, WP never put that sized mouth Hats, Caps, Notions, 7 their pulpits for the most trivial families of great size crowd together GENERAL DEBILITY, WASTING was over the woodland. Poor into any-thing but cabinets," —Burlington Groceries,' Provisions^, nothings It might be some insignificant —three or four generations—with all DISEASES, EMACIATION, John, the blue-eyed laughing Free Press. Crockery and Glassware, 1r'/ personal eccentricity, some the wives and children under one COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS. younger brother, who had been so peculiarly of dress or bearing or roof—occasions for quarrels are allpervasive. The great remedy for Consumption, and "I notice a strange anomaly in the Green, Dried and Canned dear a companion in youth, and then Wasting in Children. Sold by all Druggists. ma nner. It might be because he was The son's wives and children returns from the Southern States," Fruits, etc, etc. had grown so wild and wayward in considered to slight his sermons, and are prolific sources of domestic H. HANSCHEN, remarked the Snake Editor. "What his young manhood! The old man spend too much time running about unpleasantness. Each wife strives is that?" asked the Horse Editor, I will always take farm produce In exchanfy traced back the passage of the years the parish calling, or in working in to make her husband feel that in the "The negroes cast a light vote." Contractor and Builder, fer goods, and pay the higheit market pricefor alt until his retrospection ceased at last outside charities and town matters. community of property he is the one kinds of paper rags. Kentucky Coroner—Yes, the papers before the image of a golden-haired it might be because he spent too that is worsted the elder wife tyrannizes found upon the deceased proved that inluch time in his study, over the younger ones, and the woman who had come into the lives Ia connection with my store I bnte a Arst-cIaM writing msermons, Special attention given to mason he was Colonel Blood. Witness— latter rebel. The instinct of the westener of the brothers. Long he mused saloon furnished with a splendid bhliard table aaf dead most admirable but There was also a quart bottle found my customers will always And good liqnora 4*4 with a grievance is to get it redressed upon her, remembering how he had "it is three months since he has work in the city and country. cigars, and every forenoon a splendid luutlu in one of his pockets. Coroner—Was straightway, that of the sought vain to win her love in called on Mrs. Jones." ITew Minn. the bottle empty? Witness—No, sir, oriental is first of all to let the world vain because—because she loved his •A. wise old physician of my acquaintance, All goods purchased of me will be delivered «j|. it was full—hadn't been touched. at large know that he has a grievance. The North Star Lang and Throat Balsam say part of the city free of cost. tr used to say thatnothmg brother. Then there followed a Coroner—Poor fellow, he must have A Chinaman who has been is a sure cure for coughs and colds. Minnesota Street, Now Ulm, jyHsm. L'^( insured a young doctor's success so long, mad time, which was even yet wronged will go upon the street and died without a moment's warning— certainly as "a good how d'ye do." a blank to him, from which he had roar at the top of his voice. The art Life. This is pre-eminently true of the CHICAGOA«° awakened to find his brother a married THE of hallooing as it is called in Chinese, minister. He may possess all the man and himself a wanderer ^Wasn't that a beautiful song Mr. is closely associated with that of reviling, M. EPPLE, Prop'r. virtues, be a St. Francis and a St. over the earth. He had cared not, Dallynote just sang?" said a young and the Chinese woman are Augustine blended in one but if he man to Miss Brightleigh. "Yes, the NEW ULMsMINIi& nor had he wanted to care for the MOTHESOTA ST. such adepts in both as to justify the has,not a "good how d'ye do," woe old home and the old people since song was pretty." "And the one before aphorism that what they have lost unto him! If, however, he has the JhisBwnnderaipievicinityssnowhe wasn't the refrain charming?" that awakening. The old man's in their feet they have gained in their 'H desire to inform tfc» peoples* .* social graces in a marked degree, "I believe so, but it occurs to me that thoughts became too mu3h for his Ne Ulm and that hasre-eatabhalh tongues. when the wave of criticism sets in, meat market and preapared to vaP endurance then, and he arose, as the most pleasing and effective refrain on his eld customers and friends with only tlstbest i££ parish will look askance upon his Muchuofthis abusive language is fresh and cured meats, snoiagw, lard and «i» to shake them off, and, donning his that I have noticed this evening RAILWAY. suaivity, and wonder if he is quite regarded as a spell or curse. A man erything usually kept in a first-clans market TTt» hat and overcoat, went out into the occurred when Mr Dallynote declined WKhest market price will be paid for FATCAn, sincere who has had the heads removed from TLB, HIDES, WOOL, KTC. night to walk, he knew not whither, Penetrates the Centres of Population to sing any more."—Merchant Traveler. his fields of millet stands at the entrance Whatever the -special ground of in but anywhere to get away from the M. E af the alley which leads to his complaint, the period of criticism is memories which came crowding I I N O I S I O W A dwelling and pours forth volleys of TTVOLI certain to come, and the minister Enraged Employer—As you don't hick and fast upon him. He found abuse upon the unknown offender. W I S O N S I N may as well be mentally prepared to seem to be coming down to-day, himself at last trudging aimlessly This has.a double value—first as a undergo it. If, however he,be a good Bridget, I've built the fire myself, and I I A N along Spring street. It was shortly means of,notifymg to the public his man sand true, "let nothing him dismay." prepared some chocolate for you. after midnight, and as he walked I N N E S O A AND loss and 'his consequent mry, thus Let him go straight on, doing Here are the morning papers, and if along in the darkness by the Temple BREWER*?Y/ A O A freeing his mind and secondly, as a hi* .duty conscientiously as God yon want anything more, just touch block the man stumbled and nearly prophylactic tending to secure him gives him to see it, and ten'to one he N E A S A a the annunciator!—Puck. fell over something lying bundled up against a repetition of the offense. will coiae out like Christian of "Pilgrim's just where the stairs lead up into W O I N Women indulge in this practice of Mr. Hedge—What seems to be the Progress," when he espied JOS. SCHMUCKER* I Justice Taney's court-room. With "reviling the street" from the flat matter with your eldest son? Isn't "two Home" in the narrow way he an imprecation, saved himself "Its TKAIN SERVICE Is carefully NEW ULM, MJKNaSSOTA roof of the houses, and shriek away needs must go. And the period of hethin and nervous? Mrs. Bird—Yes from falling, and then was about arranged to meet requirements oi for hours afc a time until 'their voices criticism once out-weathered, the Pure beer sold in a it to 'irnH ^b«* poor Dickie. This is a very trying local travel, us well as to furnish to move on, when the something purchaser. Special attention paid booths* fail. Abuse in this way attracts little tramister raaay consider himself well time in his life. His voice is changing, the most attractive Routes totthrough over which he had fallen stirred uneasily. botthng of beer. ipM.mH.mmsM, or no attention, and oaie sometimes tied in tilae saddle for a Hong trip, and the poor fellow is trying to travel between important Stooping, the man touched wtUT var^Tfl' comes on a man or woman fV *,* two or three things r& would be 2Z raise a moustache.—Puck. the object, and found that it was a TRAD E CENTRES. screeching themselves red im the fice. weK for us of the parish to remember. •TH E !$W 1 & very diminutive boy, wrapped in a witla not an auditor in sight. If the Firtrt, because we pay the minister a coat many sizes too large for him, day is a hot one the reviler bawls as The Cunning Editor. Its EQUIPMENT of Day and sma£l sum for services faithfully rendered, lying there exposed to the rain and long .as he has breath, and then proceeds Parlor Cars, Dining and Palace ClTY:rTJ&fttJiajM we do not own him. He is not Detroit Free Press She glided into the weather. shook the boy to refresh himself with a season. Sleeping Cars is without rival. a teetotum to be spun at ow pleasure. the office and quietly approached the by the shoulder roughly, and the of fanning, and afterward returns to Its HO AD-BED is perfection, oi He is an independent sowl, ac.countable editor's desk. "I have written a utii $ A .tiOAhiotiwetm 'to hyf&' little fellow staggered to his feet and the attack with double fury, stone-ballasted Steel Ddb^^ponty fegiri not to the parish, but to poem she began. "Well," exclaimed began whimpering an explanation. The NGUTUWESTEBK is the A figftit in which only two parties God alone, for hiss opinions and the the editor, with a look and He supposed that a guardian of the favorite route tor the Commercial are concerned usually resolves itself conscientious use of his powers If tone intended to annihilate, but she peace had overtaken him. E N E BLINDS*^ Traveler, the Tourist and the Seekers into mei?e hair-pulling the combatants itlbe minister's idea of his duty and wouldn't annihilate worth a cent, "What is your name?" M-^asked after New Homes in the Ooldez when separated by their friends id* people's are so radically opposed and resumed "I have written a poem holding the lad by the shoulder to MOULDING&AND FRAMES yorthwpst. shout baek to each other maledictions to «ach ftther that leompromise is impossible, prevent a very, evident desire to escape. on'My Father's Barn,' and DetaJed Information cheerful}, _.t .„ ~j Sftfy and defiance. The quarrel between then there is but one remedy uU Kp a %J$4. "Oh!" interrupted the editor with furnished by *°lMiMtfftt WtrWtify m&ffil ^M Laban and Jacob, recorded in Let them ''pari in peace," in "Well, you'see, sir, father is "sick, extraordinary suavity, "you don't the thirty-first chapter of Genesis, a. uniuaaiAii,,Agent} worn miinjr^o-sawprqm^ti rp/^^^^^ty^^9^ mutual dignity and /self-respect. C. W.H. HEIDEMAtf J$tt an' we didn't have no medicine, and know how relieved I feel. A poem when the latter stole away from ^Secondly, we must remember that I just come up town to see ifI couldn't written on paper and that you wanted Laban's house, is a photographically tjhe minister is human,—indeed, J. M. WHITMAN find somebody to give me some \IM^,^C%-1 S.C WIG&E&jrf 3 lU *i'j'Ui Mi (hf *f- me to publish it. If I should ever accurate account of the truly oriental S a no pretensions of being otherwise. money. Then I got tired, you see," happen to drive past your father's performance which the Chinese General Hafaa-ger^ i* Trpe-ttkaaget ,£,, .rafcjmrl Firstclass angels are almost 1 9 a cheered at the discovery that he was ba I'll stop and read the poem. Nas rare in the pulpit as in the pews. call "making an uproar." ,*„», Ml-'""' E. in a A it I' not in the hands of the police, "and Good afternoon, miss."