Spring capacity*' If he can snatch a farmer bald or manipulate a mechanic, or lampoon NEW ULM, MINN. a laborer if he can grab and gobble up their productions a little quicker RtJETSMNTCiS and a little slicker than his fellow EMIL WESCHCKE, Managing Editor, boodlers, he becomes a distinguished character and can be elected to a high Wednesday, Sept. 26, 1888. THEODORE CRONE office. Let every good boodler remember MERIDIAN BLOCK REPUBLICAN TICKET. this and govern himself accordingly. Democratic Convention. For President, begs to announce tlxo BENJAMIN HARRISON. ^pSTif-ffS of Indiana. The democratic county convention, ^SS ARRIVALi For Vice President, in session at the Court-house last Saturday, LB VI P. MORTON. proved withal a very tame affair. coxxxxl©t© of New York. WE CARRY A PULL LINE OF THE CELEBRATED T. E. Bowen, of Sleepy Eye, presided and Gustav Fischer, of New Ulm, For member of Congress—2nd District, SPRINGAND SUMMER STOCK. "BroadHfead" Dress| Goods, JOHN LIND. took notes. A committee on credentials, consisting of Messrs. E. Gr- Pahl, BA For Judge—9th Judicial District. J. Ray, Rassmus Rasmussen, A, F. T" F. WEBBJEK. ALL COLORS, WARRANTED NOT TO FADE. ALSO AN W Hudson and Peter Mertz, reported the St delegates entitled to a seat in the convention. State Ticket. ELEGANT LINE OF to Governor W. R.MERRIAM. .AJfcTID For Lieutenant Governor A. K. RICE. Dress *Fir±rr\ TY I ings&$£ Lake Hanska was without representation, ForSecretarv of State HANS MATSON. GENTS FURNISHING GOODS. For State Treasurer JOSEPH BOBLETER. and this fact so perplexed the "For Attorney General MOSES E. CLAPP. Chief Justice of Supreme Court convention as to cause a thorough J. B. GILFILLAN. TO MATCH THE GOODS. Associate Justice L. W. COLLINS. search for a democrat, who would be County Ticket. willing to represent his town. Dr. Selmar'sname shall continue to give great bargains in Mens', Youths' Representative OSCAR ERICKSON. was mentioned, but humbly Auditor A.F. WALTON. Treasurer F. BURG. withdrawn when it became known that and Boys' Clothing, Hats and Underwear. Good Suits from Register of Deeds A J. GRIM ER. the gentleman had republican blood in Judge of Probate ERNST BRANDT. Largest Stock I Best Selections! Lowest Prices! $1.50 up, Boys Pants from 50 cts, up. Good Men's Suits Attorney GEO. W. SDMERVILLE. him. Finally it was found necessary to Sheriff PETER DAHL. from $4-00 up. I keep the largest line of single pants in all Superintendent of Schools.....!. B. VELIKANJE. do without Lake Hanska, and after Court Commissioner E. KOCH. somebody, who recognized that some of Snrvevor JULIUS BERNDT. shades. Our line of Underwear is the largest in the city, Coroner JONAS LAUDENSCHLAGER. the prominents had the silver tongue of For County Commissioners and will be sold at bottom prices, ranging from 25 cts. up. 3d District AUG. SCHWERDTFEGER. Demosthenes in readiness to dull the BARGAIN DAY, 5th District P.J.MOE. Latest Styles in stiff and soft hats and the line is immense. ears of the hearers, motioned that no speech-making be allowed in nominating The prices are so low, that everybody can afford to buy fjp In these days of monopolies, trusts candidates, the temporary organization and like detrimental combinations, fostered himself a good hat for very little mcney. Twenty-five cents EVERES S A A was made permanent, whereupon by unprincipled characters and a New Ulm delegate, with the entire will buy a fair hat, and fifty cents is not too much for a hat. patronized by hypocritical adherents, .support of his city brethren, who Next Saturday, a large lot of plain and it is a source of comfort to witness the I keep the celebrated come and try ROYAL WHITE SHIRT had in secret session beforehand agreed gradual awakening of a sentiment contrary it, and you will find it is the best for the money. No trouble on the course of action, moved that the fancy Tumbler at 4 cts. each. to these- existing evils, and portraying regular order of business be reversed by to show goods. the wish of an oppressed people. nominating an Auditor first and a Representative THROUGH HONESTY I PROSPER. Political revelations accuse both the lastly. This move was republican and democratic party as in looked upon with suspicion by the folks sympathy with the dominant "boodle" from the western part, but finally carried, aristocracy, and while a protective tariff whereupon E. P. Bertrand was .'NL \f is being falsely represented as not nominated for the office of Auditor. The protecting the general public, the poor, secretary was ordered to cast the ballot er and more dependent class, but a few in his favor. The same course was pursued favorites, it has been demonstrated that Attention Sinters,* in nominating Richard Pfefferle the doctrines of democracy are advocated for County Treasurer and John B. by the most gigantic of trusts, those Schmid for Sheriff. When it came to in oil and sugar. DEALERS IN the -nomination of a man for the office These are the best manufactured and will be iBtBPS l03iU6Q u8iTtriQg6S. !j of Register of Deeds, a genuine surprise The following, handed us by a friend, Dry Goods, Groceries, sold at prices so low that it will not pay hunters to load their own. awaited the delegates, as Mr. Addy got is an exact copy of the lesolutions up and commenced a eulogy on the adopted by the Boodlers' Convection, CHAS, ROOSI present incumbent of that office, Mr. recently in session in the East. It will John H. Grimmer. doubtless interest our readers, and ]\rotioi\& Sat& a 0 {zi\t$ SWuij&i- should it fall in the hands ol any politician, The convention swallowed the bitter who has a mortgage on his party, pill and decided to let the nomination why we suppose that he will henceforth of a candidate for that office go by default Druggist and Apothecary. iqg G^ood^, Boot$ kqd $l\oe$. cooperate with his fellow-boodlers and For Judge of Probate, Franz sanction the platform, which reads as Schubert, of New Ulm, was nominated follows: for Court Commissioner, Anton Zieher, We, the Universal Brotherhood of fWt Oi&ie Blotk. ]\few t/lm, Jdiiffl. of New Ulm. The nomination of a candidate United Boodlers of America, in mass for Superintendent of Schools being meeting assembled, do hereby declare next in order, Mr. Addy, who must PROMPT ATTENTION TO MAIL ORDERS. and set forth the preamble, constitution 4* &• AJtft®&2D# be complimented on the course he pur and by-laws of our most ancient and sued, got up and said that it was not honorable fraternity: necessary to nominate a man against We hold these truths to be self-evident: Mr. Velikanjo, as he was good enough. I in —a*- That all men are born either Then the eyes flashed fire, and the depatriotism S! debtors or creditors: that they are en-mocratic within him forced Stoves and Ranges, dowed by their Creator with certain E. G. Pahl to stand up and oppose such divine rights, among which are those a proceeding. Accordingly Andrew of the debtor to produce everything and Domeier was nominated* Current the creditors to absorb everything that was nominated for Surveyor, but declined, B.BEHNKE&CO, Gasolin Stove and Tinware to secure these rights, governments and Julius Berndt was placed are instituted among men, deriving on the ticket. Just at this time Mr. Hardware, Farming Implements, their just powers from the consent of Bowen discovered that the call he held their creditors. We hold that all boodlers in his hand was a strict democratic DEALERS IN are creditors that they have a divine document, it being deficient in not demanding Nails, Fence Wire, right to live by their wits: that any a nomination of a candidate D^y Gfood^ ^ekdy.nqkde dlotl\ir\^ §{uhhzi man has a right to be a boodler if he for the offices of County Attorney and has necessary wits, or, if, in the absenee Coroner, This revelation excited merriment, Pumps, Western Washers, G[ood£, 8oot$ &i)d $lioe& 8&t$ ki\d d&p£. of wits, he has a sufficient amount of till the convention was brought "spondulix." We hold that the debtors to recognize that they must go on with ]Sfotioi\& Gjtfodefie# kqd Cffodkefy. Clothes Wringers, Boss have no rights that the boodling creditors the play. M. C. Robertson, of Springfield, are bound to respect. We hold was then nominated for County Attorney, and the oldest democrat in THE CHEAPEST HOUSE IN THE CITY FOR CASH. any man who was fool enough to Churns, etc., etc., etc. County, Dr. T. R. Humphrey, for Ctroner. be born a debtor, should be contented PLEASE CALL AND GIVE US A TRIAL. to remain so and continue to produce as special attention given to mending and repairing of Tin Ware. All Farm Produce taken in Exchange. _[,-.' long as he has a hair on his head or a It was next decided to have each com Work warranted. breath in his body, unless by some fortunate A missioners district nominate its own B. BEHNKE & CO. NEW ULM, 3IINN. circumstance he becomes candidate for County Commissioner. A. Be/utke, Manager. Charles Gebser wealthy without work: in all such cases The following nominations were reported: he can become an honorable member of bANKRUPT •-f:'^:^-^&. ".':" our order. Sharp practice, "spondulix1' T1 A. C. OCHS, I "•rfi- Herman Feuerstein for the 5. District. and "spockology" being the only Charles H&nsing for the 3. District, r? HA S THIS SPRING SALJ-I qualifications necessary to a good boodler, For Representative C. W. H. Heideman CONTRACTOR & BUILDElT our doors are always open, or if was nominated, as was alsoCharles not open, the latch-string hangs out, to PUNS' AND SPECIFICATIONS FURNISHED Berg, of Sleepy Eye. On the informal ROLLS OF WALL PAPER all bankers, bondholders, bummers, %i The Prince of Clothiers is in the ballot the former received 28, the latter bulldozers, black-legs, black-guards, JOB WORK DONE I N CITY OR COUNTRY 14 votes. The formal ballot gave Berg field with a full assortment of lawyers, quack doctors, whiskey slingers, 13, Heideman 29 votes, two scattering. for sale, also the finest Center and Corner pieces and other Decorations. Bids given on Buildings of all kind. READY MADE CLOTHING, gamblers, stock swindlers, speculators, Heideman's nomination was then made GENTS FURNISHING potentates, pontiffs, plutocrats, Stucco Glue and,Plaster Paris for Sale* •The only store in New Ulm where both unanimous, and being called upon he pap-suckers, dudes, dandies, and deadbeats, GOODS AND Hot air Furnaces Sold and Set. presented himself as "a living sample in short, we welcome to ourof BOOTS AND SHOES, high, tariff', and pledged himself Ernst||Pfeiffer sanctuary the whole swarm of social to work from now till election for are sold. J3e also carries an extensive line of all of which are to be disposed of parasites who propose to go through the democratic party. at bankrupt prices. -, the world by going through the producer's .STATIONERY, ALBUMS, AGG0RDEQNS-4ND VIOLINS. Cor. Minnesota and 2nd N. Sts., The following resolution w&s handed pockets. We hold that we are Give him a call in his new quar Over Tappe's Tailor shop, il in and adopted: shining lights of society, and, fact, .. Subcriptions taken for American and European periodicals. ters in Klossner's new Brick Block. PAINTER, CALCIMINER ).pi•.'"' The Democratic County Convention we are the everlasting bon-fire light of of Brown Co.. held at NewUlm, having Prices guaranteed. Mail orders receive prompt attention. Remember AND te&l human progress therefore be it ordained, C. Baltrusch full confidence in the honesty, integrity, enacted or decreed by the Universal PAPER HANGER, W the place, one door north of F. Kuetzing's ability and official capacity of Hon. Brotherhood of United Boodlers, executes all work promptly and at 9.NEW ULM, $$$$r &?:%— 7'r t.- ,-'" MINN. Judge B. F. Webber, Judge of the in convention assembled, that the powersand ?Just received anew stock and full Judicial District, prerogatives of our order shall supply of Resolved that we recommend him to be distributed among the following departments Star Sample Room, 1 re ''fj'k the voters of said Judicial District for or heads of our order Syndicates, FfttytTS $ ^*V«-2KA£ for S a in sind/r\* .NEW DIRECT LACING^ re-election, without the formality of pools, trusts, rings, juntos and and sKS holding a nominating convention. cabals. The duties of these various departments I C3-ixiglia,m.s Farmers' Home. KID GLOVES, shall be to stand guard over of the latest patterns. A fancy the farmers, mechanics and laborers, Eczema, Itchy, Scaly, Skin Tori of all kinds, 1 tures. assortment of ICE CREAM AND SODA JOSEPH SCHNOBRICH, Prop'r. and grab everything produced as soon "'.' .' For sale by'T'itirjt The simple application of "SWAYNE'S EMBROIDERIES, INDIES as it comes in sight they are to see that CONFECTIONERY, CIGARS MRS. A. OLDING, •#^&y|i I a in p-":Js' OITIIENT," without any internal medicine, the producers are kept to their work AND TOBACCO, UNDERWEAR, SILK, Wines, Liquors S will cure any case of Tetter, Salt and don't live too high. It is important Rheum, Ringworm, Piles, Itch, Sores, ^GLOVES AND MITTEN& I I N E and everything pertaining to a "firstclass Pimples, Eczema, all Scaly, Itchy Skin that every boodler should constantly Confectionery at Special Bargains in Eruptions, no matter how obstinate or bear in mind that his standing in the AND DRESS TRIMMINGS, A fine lunch will be serwd everyday* Eibner's Palace Restaurant, longstanding. It is potent, effective, order depends largely on his grabbing Handkerchiefs and Dress Trimm ings mh and qosts but a trifle. ,, ,,.. 1 p^tiNEW ULM MINN Cor. Minn. & Center streets. POST OFFICE BLOCK. 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