New Ulm weekly review (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892
August 8, 1888 · Page 6 of 8
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RHHMHB! Republican Pointers. legislation, or of any other movement in the The Good Old Times. DAKOT A NEWS NOTESi pictures as that?" said Blewitt from and there was a rattle a£d roar behind direction of good government naturally belong. The Democratic party is not hospitable the lounge. "Why don*t you go and heknewthey were after him. to any real reform in government, as the, down to Takem's at Albany and get |CaI Brice and the Sew York Aqueduct Swindle. They came to a log bridge over a Farmer Blewitt was a little, dried Civil Service reformers have learned to their photographs?" Dakota Crops* brook, and they struck it so hard Chairman Brice, of the Democratic Nationfal shame.—Tribune. up, irascible man, and he used to "Photographs," said the whole Campaign Committee, protests that he that down it went, Blewitt and horse The Dakota territorial crop report of Avgl wear a red comforter around his never had any interest in the New York aqueduct is full and complete. June and the first family, "what funny names he gets dKSM What's In a Same. and wife, and with a yell of despair contracts but he admits at the same half of July were very favorable to the grow-ing neck and red flannel ear lappers on off in his crazy fancy." he awoke—yes, awoke for the chair The peopJe ofthis countrydon't carea red cent time that "a relationship was formed" between crops and the indications were of an un what you call, or pretend to call, the revenue Blewitt was to weak to argue, and had tipped too far back, and he was him and the contractors which protected his plug hat when he went to meeting usually large crop, but from the 15th to the23d policy of the democratic party. You may he seemed to be somehow out of sympathy were hot days and very drying. Someparts him as one of their sureties. The distinction in a heap on the floor, with his head in the winter. He was always call it free trade, British free trade, revenue of the territory have had sufficient is hardly sufficient to satisfy the coun£LLi or knowledge with all mankind, in a pan of apples and his feet in Mrs. reform, tariff for revenue only, tariff reduction, rainfall, while other parts have been Democratic party has chosen a ready to argue that these modern so he just lay still and watched or by any other of the dozen forms of Blewitt's work basket. He heard the very dry. The Bed river country will ZuW a to conduct its affairs in L_ expression used to describe it. It is the times were awfully bad, and that the the girls get supper. He noticed rattling yet, and he looked out of thdpresent canvass.—St. Louis Globe Dem. have more than an average yield. thing itself which concerns the American that the fireboard was down and The James river valley will show good old times of a hundred years the window to discover its source, people—not the name of it. C-^ fouth ood crops as far south as Spink county that a fire was built in the fireplace. and saw that the boys had started The actual policy of the democratic party ago were just right. He would decry Dakota will fall short from 15 to 25 Southern Favoritism. A kettle was on the hearth and was is a policy which vastly enhances the importation the reaper in the field of wheat. One per cent from an average yield. Take thoterritory •K^?\f?}loy™-% a of tfae features of the invention and improvement and say of foreign-made goods into this covered with live coals. Soon he saw MilJs bill which disclose its intense Southern of the girls had just driven into the as a whole and it will fall short, country in competition with goods which are 1 and sectional character: that the world Would be better without from. 15 to 20 per cent of what was expected the girls take out of the kettle some yard with the top carriage, and was made in this country. Isn't that so? Of from conditions of the report Julyl. Since Louisiana sugar 68 per cent. duty. them. He took a newspaper on nice biscuits, and he weakly said: just taking out his daily mail, and course it is nobody denies it. Indeed, it is July 15 there has been no general rains, all Southern rice 100%per cent. duty. the avowed purpose of the Mills bill, which is "Why don't you use the cook stove?" had offered him a telegraph dispatch purpose to count the murders recorded showers being local. Early Bown grain wilL northern Lumber no duty. admitted to be only a partial carrying out "Poor pa," said Angelina, "how he be fit to cut about Aug. 1, while late sown about his hops. His wife was putting Northern wool no duty. in it and tell how bad the of the democratic purpose. grain will be about ten days later. Nearlyall wanders. Cook stove. Wonder in a tenor to the racket with a 8 a *. AT°^ no duty. Now, never mind what this policy is to be correspondents report blight to some extent, world had grown. He would stand a a Peas no duty. what he means?" called for a moment. This is the thing which sewing machine in the front room, and in many places it it very bad. Oats Northern vegetables ,no duty. the democratic party wants to bring about. for hours on a corner in the village and the hired g*rl was blacking the and barley will yield well. The hay crop is Blewitt closed his eyes and thought. Northern flax (not dressed) no duty. It wants to bring it about, because the opposite generally of good quality, and a large crophas and retail his deductions on the present cooking range. Bayley, his new neighbor, was a man policy is in force through the existing Northern lime no duty been secured. Grasshoppers are reported f|§With. a pleased smile Blewitt sauntered tariff. The existing tariff he could trust—that is, in anything and his regrets for the past. as doing some damage in Stutsman and. is intended to restrict the importation out to the wheat field, and, as but money matters. He knew Bayley Griggs counties. Gophers are reported asdoing j-M Imported Cleveland Badges. One day he had whipped the* minister of foreign-made goods which would come into considerable damage in various parts. the reaper stopped, he said: "Darn was badly in debt, but he was a "Within a few days there passed through the competition with home made goods. The of the territory. Cut worms have also done in argument, and as he had had good fellow. He would send for him the good old times! These 'ere times custom house of this port an invoice of 75,000 object of the democratic party is to get rid much damage in different counties. Below ia campaign buttons, imported from England of a tariff of this kind. The democratic party his dinner and the minister had gone so he called his wife and told her jbo is good enough for me." the condition of crops Aug. 1\ for the Democratic, party. They have would partially accomplish this object if it send over for him. "What's that father?" said John. away mad and the women were at *^Av. Cond. Av.Cond- on their face the name G. Cleveland. Where could put the Mills bill in fore. t|'" "I thought you was in favor of the "Why, you know," said Mrs. Blewitt, Corn .'.....: 89 Pasture 93. else but in England should the free trade By way of recapitulation, then, it simmers work in the kitchen, he tipped back Spring wheat 87 Sorghum 89» party order their badge ade? Surelv America real, honest, reliable, good old fashioned down to this: The amount of revenue "Bayley has been in jail for in his chair, drew a red silk handkerchief Spring rye 90 Sugar cane lOO^^f must not expect to make the badges for a to be raised being identically the same, the times of a hundred years ago?" debt for the last ten years." Oats 97% Apples 95 & party whose interests are centered abroad, two parties would put duties on entirely different over his head to keep off the "Never you mind, John," said the Barley 90 Grapes 100 even if they are to be used in a campaign out "In—jail—for—debt," said Blewitt, articles, or in different rates on the smiling father. "You can go down Buckwheat acr'ge^^ of which shall arise an American president.— flies and went to sleep. He had not Timothy 83 -&£ same article—the Republican party with a "here we are again. I have been New York Press. compared with Clover 95$$ view to keep foreign-made articles out of and buy that Thompson colt you've slept over five minutes before his son transplanted. I give up but, say, last year 103 Clover compared 5 competition with home-made articles the been wantin', and let Charley have here is two cents. You send a letter Buckwheat 98 with a full crop...7? democratic party with a view solely to get John came in and said: your sidebar buggy and—say, if the Potatoes 98 An Old-Fashloned Southern Howl. revenue. down to brother John and he will be "Come, father, we must get at that wheat ain't takin' no hurt you may sin the bosom of Vesuvius fierce fireB Now you call these opposing policies up here in a day or two." The Telegram says that unless a,, and rage and anon break forth and in what you please. In brief outline, these are go down to Barnum's circus tomorrow piece of wheat and cut it." "Why, husband, the mail only goes splendor light the mountain top, so in the policies. The republican policy is correctly good sewerage system is adopted and' and cut the wheat next day." Blewitt got up and yawned and followed once a week, and then he will be three 16 u&I** of unpurchased sons of the called the protective policy. The democratic that speedily the people of Yankton He looked down at his diagonal Suth dwells the burning hope that even yet policy, whatever you call it, is the days coming up on the stage, and his son to the barnyard, where will have to suffer the penalty. raay redeem by strenuous deeds the fair opposite of the republican policy. The pants and white Marseilles vest, and furthermore, it will cost a shilling— his two sons sat on a log filing a iaaid of their birth and illumine once more opposite of the protective policy is as a matter muttered as he went to the house: twelve cents—to send a letter to Albany." Mandan possesses a girl who is wtth the fire of liberty the page of history. of fact, the free trade policy. It is couple of sickles." "Darn the good old times! These 'ere Or else, and God forbid, the sword has not properly so denominated in the formulas of $e only a good shot, but has courage* times will dew fur me!"—Prof. Gouge only wounded, but like the fangs of the serpent the books of political economy. It is so understood "What in the nation are you doing "Say," said Blewitt, "just bury me, enough to use a revolver when occa-^ deposited the ineradicable poison of abject in England. It is so understood in Albany Journal. with those old sickles?" said Blewitt. will you? I don't belong to this century. submission and all its train of crawling by free traders everywhere. sion offers. She practices on dogs. virtues. It mav be polite and profitable, All this splitting of hairs to which the democratic One of the boys looked astonished Stage coaches, twelve cents but it is yet strange and ghastly, to see a press is addicted just now about the Post and Rail People., Sturgis is troubled with two opium postage! Telegraph him, then!" and said. "Doin'? Why, we are getting man smile as a poisoned dart slips in between mere name of the democratic policy is intended joints. One is conducted by an almond-eyed "There goes another new word," Annie M. Libby, Wide Awake. his ribs! to deceive serious minded voters as to the ready to cut the wheat." actual policy of the party—as to the very said his wife in a solemn voice, and heathen and the other is* ^The time to put an end to deceit has come. A friend of mine says there are two thing which the party will do if it gets ths Blewitt stared a moment and then Tie North may as well know now as later she wetted a cloth and laid it on his said to be managed by alady ofcolor sorts of people in the world—"posts" power to do it.—Sioux City Journal. •Xtffift all the dead in her cemeteries have died said, "Why in thunder don't you forehead, as she repeated to herself, and avoirdupois. fop a Union which is and willWer be a fraud mi and "rails," and a good many more BJ^ ." 'Telegraph what a funny word!" until the foul dishonor of rebellion and treason hitch on to that reaper and stop foolin' A Yery Wealthy Widow. A large two-story house arrived iir rails than posts. The meaning of this is no longer hurled from venomous Blewitt was in despair. Could it with them sickles?" tongues at the South. Our sons will not, it Aberdeen overland from Ipswich. be that all the common things of life is that most people depend on One of the wealthiest widows in the The boys looked at each other in is hoped, shake hands in amity with a people It was drawn by twenty horses and" were to him a dream? Had he ever United States is Mrs. Moses Taylor. who denounce their fathers as traitors and somebody else—a father, a sister, a surprise, but said nothing. Blewitt ridden on the cars? Did he ever own took only two days to travel twentyfive rebels.—Eichmond Critic. Her husband made some of his millions ran to the slw d, but there was no husband, wife or perhaps on a neighbor. a mowing machine? Was there ever miles. reaper there. He came back. The in the old-fashioned, conservative a telegraph pole in the front of his A Thoroughbred Bebol. boys had got over the fence and were commercial pursuits, and the Some of the people of Deadwood house? He turned his eye and looked Whether it is right to divide the Senator Butler of South Carolina went on their kness reaping the wheat and rest by quietly judicious investments, insist on turning their stock loose home to make a speech at the dedication of out. He only saw the tall post and carrying it i'u gavels. whole population of the earth quite so that his fame as a money getter a monument to ex-Confederate soldiers at long pole of the well sweep. Along every night, much to the disgust of "Boys," said Blewitt, "what do you Greenville, S. C. This is a passage from his so strictly, it is true that we know a did not become world wide like that the other side of the road ran a dense those who are inclined to be lawabiding tVehreceived speec as published in one of his own organs mean by9this'foolishness? Where is of the Astors, Vanderbilts, Jay Gould, good many rail-like people. Blanche forest. He was willing to swear that fc at Washington: citizens. that reaper?" and the Nevada mining men. He were citizens of an independent comnwealth, he had once owned a nice meadow Evans tells me one of the Rail-girls Charley, the second boy, looked at independent in the sphere of her In carrying out a decision of the* was old-fashioned, and his methods where that wood was. Backed up sits by her in school. Miss Rail never his father pityingly, and then tapped •constitutional action before we became Confederate court ejecting Mrs. Prince, of Deadwood, against the log fence was an ox cart were such as not to bring his enterprises soldiers, and in becoming Confederate his forhead and looked over to John, had a knife of her own, though she with a heap as large as a young liberty the marshal was forced a soldiers we did not cease to be citizens into collision with those of who nodded and looked sad. used a sort of pencil that continually of an independent commonwealth. We pole. Down cellar he could hear carry the lady out also. He stood I other men. He sought privacy rather "Why, darn it," said Blewitt, "you became soldiers in obedienceto the commands needs sharpening so Blanche's pretty the banging of an old fashioned her up on the walk. than publicity. It was a surprise, of our state, not of a revolutionary or irresponsible can never run them bundles through churn. He looked up the road to the penknife was borrowed until one day faction, but of afullyequipped organized even to some of his acquaintances, athreshin' machine." The assessed valuation of Minnehaha government to which we then owed our east and saw the road was full of the Rail girl snapped the blade. when his estate footed up to so much "Threshin' machine," said Charley primary allegiance, and when we ceased to county, according to the county great hemlock and pine stumps, and "why, you know as well as I do that Blanche was so tired of lending the "be her soldiers we stil remained citizens of as 120,000,000, for he had not been over it the doctor was coming on auditor's report, is $7,693,319. Of rar state, rejoicing still as citizens of a constitutional I shall have to flail this wheat out rated as possessing more than half knife that she was not very sorry. horseback, with saddle bags before government devoted to its traditions this sum the city of Sioux Falls is. mornings and nights while going to that immense total. His widow is a and principles. Upon the failure of the him. Miss Rail's brother works beside school this winter, What ails you, creditedw ith $4,046,704. Confederate government we renewed our very handsome woman. Anybody Henry Brown in the office of the Daily allegiance to the Federal government, always father?" Blewitt was a man of determination, would say so without knowing how What is bothering the people of MoCook Hurricane. They both set type, remaining loyal citizens to our state therefore Blewitt, as we said, got mad easily, and he arose from the loungo rich she is. Of course the heiress of whoever says we are traitors simply advertises and Henry's patience is sorely tried county now is to figure out and now he just hopped up and and went to the door bo consult with his ignorance or lies. We can Btand the bulk of such an estate could not by Master Rail. If Henry tells him what damage a man should have fora down and said. "the epithet "rebel" because that places us in his wife. be unattractive, no matter what to-day whether the 1 is double in model «*ood company. cow running over his field when his "Frail it out! It must be threshed "Maria," said he, "there has been when ed is added, he will have forgotten kind of a face she had, but Mrs. Taylor crop was totally destroyed by hail. ready to ship on the cars next enough of this foolishness. You to-morrow and Henry has to is comely, and her manners are The Smile Drill. month." stare at everyting I talk about, and A heavy wind storm demolished a tell him whether the semi-colon comes Probably very few persons know what a excellent. She spends her summers "Cars, cars," said John, "don't I can't locate myself, or seem to fay -dmile drill is It is one of the pleasant and before or after viz. every time he house belonging to John Jelenick, in a seaside mansion at Long know what ails you, father, or what in with my surroundings. Now will harmless pranks with which the naval cadets "pets it up." The truth is the Rail north of East Stiles, killing the owner. Branch, where she has built a fine at Anapolis refresh their powerful minds, you mean. I know I shall have to team you answer me just one question?" boy doesn't try to remember these The storm was accompanied by somehail, when jaded with great intellectual exertions. Presbyterian church, with a window in this wheat down to Albany and sell "Certainly I willif I understand it," things he has taken Henry for a post The upper-class man holds up one finger, and and wheat is slightly injured. it memorial of the late Mr. Taylor. it for what it will bring. Here you said she. the poor lower-class man must smile—just a and expects to be held up by him. come out talkin' about reapers and little. Up goes another finger, and the smile Mrs. Taylor devotes herself largely "Well, then, who is president of Some individual with less wit* than-* I met two pretty young ladies traveling must broaden still another, and it is wider cars and threshin' machines, and to religion and benevolence, and she these 'ere United States?" time amuses himself by writing "orders than before At last all the fingers are up, together last summer. One was darned if I don't believe you are declares that under no possible circumstances "Why, John Adams, ofcourse," she and the grin is stretched as far as a grin can to call" on the several slates always appealing to the other to crazy, so now." said. be. The rather painful situation can be prolonged will she ever marry know if they wpre to change cars at hanging outside the doors of carpenters nantil the cruel upper-class man is tired Blewitt pinched himself to see if he Blewitt sank down and whispered: again. When the writer last saw her Osanto, or not until they reached of seeing the other fellow smile. Then he and painters at Deadwood... was awake and strode angrily to the "Then you never heard of Cleveland she had just arrived in town on a closes bis hand and ihe bmile must instantly Dunstable, or if they should not house. As he approached it he heard swingin' round the circle?" A Mrs. Peterson, of Prairie cease. Prompt obedience is the 'essence of Rock: v, Long branch steamboat, and was change at all. She asked her companion smile drill, as of every other. a rumbling and roaring like wind, "No, never," she answered. township, Turner county, was nearlykilled the time, though her own hunting up a large box of bouquets ^President Cleveland is putting the Demo\£vratic and he looked into the kitchen and "Then all right. Shoot me or put watch was in order she "couldn't by a vicious bull. She was party through a smile drill on the question which had been made of flowers there was his wife spinning. Who-o-o me in a bag and lay me away up of free trade Be put up one finger, and bother to remember" names of routes twice tossed in the air by the infuriated grown in her own garden, and which went the big wheel and Blewitt sank they made an agonized effort to smile/though garret. I have got through." said and hotels and people, but she found animal, and is in a very she had brought to the city to give they didn't feel the least like it. Then he into a chair and yelled. Blewitt, and he went back to the it very convenient for somebody to critical condition. put up another, and the smile was wider and to the inmates of a hospital in which "Now, Maria, what under the canopy lounge and fell asleep. do all this for her, and she never concealed sadder than before. The poor Democracy -pjr she is interested. New York Sun. are you doin'?" When he awoke it was Sunday At an ice cream sociable held in* knew that, whale it might be fun for Mr. Cleveland, her surprise if her friend forgot it was death to them. Now he has got "Doin'?" said his wife "why, spinnin', morning, and the whole family were or neglected anything. Estelline seventy-five persons werepoisoned. both hands up, and the party has a smile on of course. I must get out forty stirring around, getting ready for One young man's life iadespaired apparently happy as it is broad, but a Man is What Woman Has Made Him. Being a post is often unpleasant! yards of full cloth for you and the meeoing. His wife of whom he was isecond look shows that it is haggard and of and others are in a erit— but how much worse it is to be a rail! Prof. C. Y. Riley, formerly State boys, and twenty yards of pressed forced. Hundreds of manufacturers and somewhat proud, had put on a dress ieal condition. No one can assign, The post can stand by itself—but thousands ©f workingmen are leaving the entomologist for Missouri, and now flannel for me and the gals." with waist about nine inches long and the cause. party because they don't want free trade. take it away and where is the rail? entomologist of the Department of Blewitt looked down at his legs and a skirt so tight she could hardly walk, On a certain evening next November President Boys and girls have this advantage Agriculture created a sensation at the saw them incased in full cloth oi and on her head such a bonnet! It The barbers of Sioux Falls have all Cleveland will suddenly take in his over a wooden fence—if they fear tha$ hands, and the smile on the broad red face meeting of the six o'clock club. Mrs. coarse texture, and the seat of his made Blewitt hold his breath, but he been served with notices to close theirshops they are rails they can set about of the Democracy will giveplace to an expression Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Miss Phoebe trousers he felt reached clear up to had got through talking. The boys on Sunday, in accordance withr of settled gloom.—N. Y. Tribune. turning themselves into posts at Couzins and Belva Lockwood were his shoulder blades, and the legs were had on suits of full cloth and shirt the laws of the territory otherwise once, and they will find the post business among the ladies present. The subject as wide as two bushel sacks. collars seven inches wide. Blewitt they will be prosecuted for violating a far more delightful one. |^r Fire ftood Reasons. "Well, I'll bedarned," was all he smiled, and said nothing. At last of discussion was sexual equality the statute.- —i tm said. Mrs. Blewitt came to him and asked from a scientific standpoint. Prof. To TBE EDITOR OP THE TRIBUNE—Sir: Please give me five good reasons why a man A Cargo of Monkeys.. Dreamily he sauntered out again him if he was going to church. A Lead City merchant recently ordered Riley showed how the male, at first .should be a Republican. J. WALTFB. to the wheat field, and John hailed A French paper relates a good story insignificant and apparently a latter "Certainly, certainly." said he, nineteen democratic campaign*, 1. Because there is everything in the record him. of the Bepublican party which he may (Creation, had developed and grown "anything to accomodate. Tell one about a merchant in Marseilles hats. After some delay the hats a be proud, and nothing of which he will be "Father, if you ain't goin' to help of the boys to hitch a horse on the to a position of equality by the side who wrote to a correspondent on the rived, but when the box was opened ashamed. It saved the Union, emancipated cut the wheat, suppose you yoke the carriage." of his female partner how this had cost of Africa asking him to send him the slaves, restored specie payments, and reduced the merchant was paralyzed with,, oxen and go up to the woods and the National debt one half. Unlike the resulted from natural and especially "Top carriage! There you goat his convenience two or three monkeys rage to behold the republican hats, Democratic party, it has never been in alliance draw a draft or two of logs for from sexual selection, the female always again." of the rarest and most valuable with the pictures of the republican tWf with slave-owners and the rum-power wood?" choosing for her companion "Well, then," roared Blewitt, "hitch it never pronounced the war for the Union a species. As chance would have it the candidates neatly ''placed in the *f Blewitt was composed, but he said: the handsomest and strongest how on to the stone boat, hitch on the failure and sued for a, craven peace and it has merchant, in stating the number, crown. -«/*,\ "I had intended to burn coal in the •never arrayed itself against the principles of ox cart, hitch on to anything. Have the female of some species is 10,000 f/ wrote ou (or) between the figures two iionest finance and National honor. sitting room and parlor, and not District Attorney Andrews has be- rfA#*4 it your own way." times larger than the male, and how, 2. Because Republicanism doeB not stand and three with a very small and a cut much wood." 1, "Why\ we will go on horseback— gun a vigorous crusade against the"blind in other cases, he is a mere minute for the suppression of & single Democratic "Coal, coal!" said John, angrily diminutive u. How great events may you on the saddle, I on the pillion behind," vote in any State of the Union. In every Republican pigs" of Brookings county. A. %$# parasite, whom she carries about as State Democrats are free to vote a* "now see here, father, I don't want said the wife. issue from small causes will appear a part of her baggage how some female number of cases were disposed of, the- sfe%i they please, and their ballots are counted as any more of this foolish talk. am 1 'All a id Blewitt^and away from the sequel. A few months passed spiders are hundreds of times parties waiving examination and fl§§f§ they are cast. Democracy stands forthesap& goin' to git a doctor." f,x" '*?fNfc£4& over, when at last a messenger was pression of Republican votes by intimidation, larger than the males, and how my they went. %i£tUx •&%$$£*>*£ giving bonds. Deputy sheriffs are- §||P# Blewitt began to think he needed /crime and fraud in every State formerly in lady Archnidan kills her myriads of Blewitt made some adverse remarks sent from the harbor to inform the now out after parties in other towns, -J&, M-ebellion. one himself. Here his boys had never successive husbands, beats them and about the singing at the church, merchant that his menagerie had arrived. as cases have been made against ^fl 1 3. Because the Republican party in its heard of a reaper or a threshing machine flings their carcasses out into the which was led by a deacon with a My "menagerie!" was the astonished tariff legislation laid the foundations of a nearly every billiard hall and drug- My or cars. He felt of his full cloth National prosperity unexampled in modern back yard how under the influence of fiddle. The sermon was too long too. reply. "Yes, a menagerie store in the county. 13 I pants and groaned. On the lounge thneB, and defends the cause of American industry It lasted two hours, On his way preference, the males of mammals in fact, a whole cargo of monkeys to-day against the combined attack at the house he laid himself down William Benway, a rich half-breed, jg£ home from church his wife appeared and birds have arisen to physical superiority of English manufacturers and the free-tradp have come for you." The merchant and tried to calmly think things to be in fear of something and urged Democracy. The Solid South in the Confederat* to the females, till the lion at Pierre, sues for the recovery of the- could not believe the man until a letter over. When the doctor came he Constitution pronounced for free trade Py him to hurry up. He asked her what is finer and stronger than the lioness, roperty awarded to an alleged wife precisely as the party of Buchanan, Breckenridge called for a pail and bared Blewitt's was delivered to him from his ailed her, and she told him in a the bull larger than the cow, the peacock an Indian court, which decision and Douglas had done before the war, arm. He took out his lance, and friend in Africa, a person of the most trembling voice that his queer talk adorned with a gorgeous tail and as the party of Tilden, Hancock and was sustained by the Indian department then Blewitt groaned again. scrupulous exactness, in which he ^Cleveland has done since. Repulicanism is had made the minister think him with which to excite the admiration at Washington. The woman */the cause of industrial independence. "I must take a gallon of blood," bewitched, and she feared he would gravely apologized for his having of the pea hen, and the turkey cock claims the property on the grounds tQ 4 Because the Republican party is Amerii^can said the doctor, "and then he will be burned or drowned. been unable, notwithstanding all his gifted with a self-important strut and in it* sympathies and its poliey, believes that Benway deserted her and he denies calm down and be all right." ^£Q "What kind of a country is this, governing and developing America for the efforts, to procure more than 160 arrogant gibble. The inference was ever having taken her ashiswife.. "^beraflt of Americans, and would neither or«Indents "Don't you know bleedin" was anyhow?" asked Blewitt. that whatever man is he has been monkeys instead of 203 as ordered, tariff policy for the accommodation played out fifty years ago?" said Then Mrs. Blewitt reminded fiim G. F. Balch, a switchman at Fargo,, made through millions of years of but promised to forward the remainder 2*a and profit of foreigners, nor lower the counJ^tr Blewitt. that in New England several had kept a hotel at Macon, Mo., eleven? in the estimation of the world by comJ{ sexual preference by the females of his as soon as possible. Imagine the ^promising American honor through pusillan5*, "How he wanders." said the doctor, thus died, and that everybody believes years ago, and during his absence own species, and the anthropoid and feelings of the merchant on going rimous diplomacy. The Democratic party is and plunged in his lancet. Blewitt in it and the church was death one day a boarder took a team of other species from which he has equally un-American in its foreign and its down to the port to convince himself fainted. When he came to himself on witchcraft. horses and Balch's 9-year-old daughter, lomestic policy. sprung, and that it would be unfair with his own eyes of the existence oi he heard one of the girls talking Because the Republican party is recruited "Then I guess we had better light and he has heard nothing of for him to kick down the ladder by his 160 monkeys, which were all comfortably about an artist down in the village from the more inteligent and progressive out from here," said Blewitt, as he them until a few days ago, when he which he has climbed.—St. Louis elements of American population, who took profile pictures with a housed and which grinned clapped spurs to his horse. learned that his daughter was in San Globe. and is the organization in which all friends spindle as natural as life. ]f at him through the bars of their Away they went, rattle-te-bang, Antonio, Tex. He will at once send, of Civil Service reform, practical temperance "What do you want of such blamed cages^ over stumps and logs and stones, tor her. SB